Jarhead - Scorpion Fight Chongo Handles His Business

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  • Опубліковано 1 чер 2011
  • CHONGO CHONGO CHONGO CHONGO!!!
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  • @stalememe6898
    @stalememe6898 5 років тому +674

    Imagine being a scorpion in the desert, and you’re picked up and forced to fight another scorpion to entertain a bunch of jarheads lmao

    • @mauriciosanchez144
      @mauriciosanchez144 5 років тому +3

      215 Phresh I’ve tried them and spiders cool em good with some salt and eat them little by little its not bad...

    • @AG-rk5hj
      @AG-rk5hj 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao 🤣

    • @jonnybirchyboy1560
      @jonnybirchyboy1560 2 роки тому +10

      Kinda like being abducted by aliens and sent to an extra terrestrial gladiator arena

    • @orderlyhippo1569
      @orderlyhippo1569 Рік тому +1

      That would make for a funny video game where you play as the scorpion or play as a human abducted by aliens

    • @damienriopelle45
      @damienriopelle45 Рік тому +1

      Pretty sure you just summarized Pokémon lol

  • @UnityUprisingHQ
    @UnityUprisingHQ 5 років тому +567

    More entertaining than ksi vs logan paul

  • @eliasoutis5532
    @eliasoutis5532 5 років тому +370

    I love how Chongo goes back in his box like a good scorpo

  • @benjaminyu8545
    @benjaminyu8545 5 років тому +390

    Man, it hit me hard when that guy was upset his yellowtail died..

    • @williamlydon2554
      @williamlydon2554 5 років тому +58

      Folwer isn't upset about that, he's pissed he didn't win.

    • @olreliable5529
      @olreliable5529 4 роки тому +7

      Fuckin asshole..

    • @ElCachoTamps
      @ElCachoTamps 3 роки тому +8

      @@williamlydon2554 I don't think so cause he took the dead Scorpion back and sou dead sad not mad.

    • @levistoner
      @levistoner 2 роки тому

      He’s mentally unstable post-training and being thrust into a theater of war. Marines aren’t real good (don’t fucking care) at picking up on mental instabilities, not until it’s too late. This dude has a massive meltdown later in the movie over the fact that his sniper isn’t being allowed to take the shot and make the kill. He needs the win, in a bad way, his sanity is literally hanging by a thread.

  • @loweffortproductions4661
    @loweffortproductions4661 5 років тому +466

    The army's beyblades

  • @brontox098
    @brontox098 6 років тому +208

    Damn, Cheddar Bob.

  • @musicalsteve82
    @musicalsteve82 3 роки тому +80

    Indiana Jones: When it comes to scorpions, the bigger, the better. Small one bites you, don’t keep it to yourself.
    Chango: Hold my beer.

  • @ciscon97
    @ciscon97 5 років тому +80

    How did cheddar bob not realize a smaller scorpion has no chance against a much bigger one

    • @Joetheshow445
      @Joetheshow445 Рік тому +6

      Smaller scorpions have more venom

    • @SamaelVR
      @SamaelVR Рік тому +6

      @@Joetheshow445 *More potent

    • @SgtMorningWood69
      @SgtMorningWood69 Рік тому +1

      @@SamaelVR *lack of control is the more appropriate reasoning. same with snakes, babies dont control the amount they deliver

    • @hanzflackshnack1158
      @hanzflackshnack1158 10 місяців тому

      @@SgtMorningWood69 That’s an urban legend about snakes and it isn’t true. Snakes of all size/age can control their venom… you’re likely to receive a higher dose from a large rattlesnake than a smaller one.
      As far as arachnids, the larger ones are mobile. They hunt their prey. The smaller ones are brightly colored and more venomous to 1. Warn predators they are dangerous 2. For sure kill anything they sting because their food opportunities are rare. Being smaller and immobile extends the time period between meals but when they get one, it has to be for sure. It’s why web spiders generally have more potent venom than ground spiders. It’s also why desert scorpions are small yellow and highly venomous. In the desert, you don’t hunt… you wait… and make damn sure what you catch, dies

  • @jharris8789
    @jharris8789 7 років тому +204

    0:27 Once the yellow tail got his stinger pinched, it was practically over.

  • @exzerno.
    @exzerno. 5 років тому +71

    My dad told me stories about having Scorpion fights when he was in 29 Palms

    • @johnbean9797
      @johnbean9797 4 роки тому +24

      And then you became a filthy weeb and disappointment to your father

    • @exzerno.
      @exzerno. 4 роки тому +2

      @@johnbean9797 stay mad piss baby

    • @johnbean9797
      @johnbean9797 4 роки тому +13

      @@exzerno. I'm not mad, your father is.

    • @RomanGooner
      @RomanGooner 3 роки тому

      Exzerno your under arrest for shit headism

  • @operator4108
    @operator4108 5 років тому +71

    He ran up & said " Hoah! The MASTER RACCCEHAA "
    LMFAO!!!!!!

  • @twokings6632
    @twokings6632 5 років тому +146

    War is hell...

    • @xavien9854
      @xavien9854 5 років тому +2

      This scene has no war in it what world are you living in??

    • @sgtsnuggles9112
      @sgtsnuggles9112 5 років тому +11

      @@xavien9854 that's the joke

    • @xavien9854
      @xavien9854 5 років тому +2

      My grandma served in ww1, ww2, ww3, vietnam, Korea, cival war, and the American revolution and she'll kick your ass!

    • @SuperVarunan
      @SuperVarunan 5 років тому +6

      @@xavien9854 You can't make a joke that makes no sense after you get r/wooshed

    • @borisyoalkstein2484
      @borisyoalkstein2484 5 років тому +4

      Two Kings the whole movie is kinda about the point there is no war for lack of a better word and the result is a psychological scar that never really heals, they spent their time training for things that never happened, they went walking for days in the desert for no reason, it got so bad that when jakes partner is denied his only kill he has a complete mental breakdown since he was so close to actually seeing some kind of action, and he knows he’s going to be sent home due to his drug abuse, all that basically means his entire journey will be for nothing because he knows if they send him home he’s going to kill himself

  • @catchfree84
    @catchfree84  11 років тому +54

    CHONGO CHONGO CHONGO CHONGO!!!

  • @shawnofdanaukota3843
    @shawnofdanaukota3843 День тому

    “Chongo’s reign of terror is over. OVER!”
    Chongo: You sure abt that?

  • @baklavacore4062
    @baklavacore4062 5 років тому +24

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

  • @melsonmacon2393
    @melsonmacon2393 5 років тому +24

    That skorpion is going places

  • @RealVibesONG
    @RealVibesONG 5 років тому +62

    *28 Stab wounds*

    • @milodwyer4595
      @milodwyer4595 5 років тому +9

      *YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE DID YOU*

  • @angelmuro9796
    @angelmuro9796 5 років тому +18

    Sorry Cheddar bob

  • @monwyatt7000
    @monwyatt7000 5 років тому +25

    We used to this back in grade school but only with spiders

  • @der.8492
    @der.8492 Рік тому +3

    Black Scorpy: War is hell

  • @dantheman316
    @dantheman316 5 років тому +15

    what fun
    I haven't seen this seen b4

  • @jjwashington3872
    @jjwashington3872 3 місяці тому +1

    Chango 251 confirmed kills. Marine Legend

  • @arthurmorgan3824
    @arthurmorgan3824 3 роки тому +12

    I'm pretty sure any Scorpion around would be praying that they're big and deadly.

  • @hectorriley2337
    @hectorriley2337 2 роки тому +2

    Chongo! Chongo! Chongo! Chongo! 😂 Lmao hyped af

  • @follower1812
    @follower1812 11 місяців тому +2

    Nah there messed up for calling him Chango 😭

  • @soviet_idiot
    @soviet_idiot 3 роки тому +8

    We need this in Arma.

  • @jimreily7538
    @jimreily7538 Рік тому +13

    Do scorpions really fight like this ? This is actually pretty cool

    • @thefox47545
      @thefox47545 Рік тому +2

      Is it just me or did anyone else want to see more of these scorpion death matches?

  • @brunobarz5898
    @brunobarz5898 4 роки тому +9

    No scorpions were harmed during the filming of this movie...yeah right😒😒

  • @Vange-kw4ye
    @Vange-kw4ye 2 роки тому +2

    "There ain't gonna be no rematch"

  • @raikkus3745
    @raikkus3745 5 років тому +2

    hahahahha "fucking asshole" killed me

  • @ARies-ol3pm
    @ARies-ol3pm 3 роки тому +2

    he fought his way to freedom

  • @bruhsondeffect2642
    @bruhsondeffect2642 5 років тому +6

    war never chandes

  • @ryandtheguys1781
    @ryandtheguys1781 5 років тому +1

    Cheddar bob!!

  • @JesusKing436
    @JesusKing436 2 роки тому +2

    It's chango! They were saying chango as monkey

  • @shanelyshane2221
    @shanelyshane2221 5 років тому +1

    *Live Violently My Friends*

  • @nando6583
    @nando6583 4 роки тому +9

    Scorpion: it's because i'm black right?

  • @trentdevlaminck9927
    @trentdevlaminck9927 4 роки тому +7

    Cgi scorpions. Still better than nothing

    • @chrysecreative5575
      @chrysecreative5575 3 роки тому

      Imagine the disappointment the CGI studio must have felt when they were hired for a war movie just to be given the task of animating two scorpions fighting.

    • @m1a1abramstank49
      @m1a1abramstank49 3 роки тому

      @@chrysecreative5575 People probably wouldn’t have a problem as there’s tons of videos of bugs fighting each other, then again back then I’m assuming there’s tons of concerns

  • @enterthejouz6728
    @enterthejouz6728 Рік тому

    A casualty of war

  • @leoworld6125
    @leoworld6125 5 років тому +1

    I NEED the 2.0 trimmer

  • @Joetheshow445
    @Joetheshow445 Рік тому

    How loudly they cheer for a fucking scorpion hahahahaha

  • @kashifkhan-yr8wi
    @kashifkhan-yr8wi 5 років тому +5

    isn't e the guy who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun?

  • @jamilsalih9724
    @jamilsalih9724 Рік тому +2

    In what planet is that a fair fight?....oh well

  • @nicanon01
    @nicanon01 Рік тому +2

    Chongo is the king of the desert baby

  • @juliocbp9389
    @juliocbp9389 3 роки тому +5

    This CGI looks like a cellphone commercial from 2006

  • @user-yf9ku1tl6b
    @user-yf9ku1tl6b 4 роки тому +11

    well its certainly better being killed off as a scorpion by another scorpion than being killed by a warthog in a column of vehicles in a highway

    • @alexshank1414
      @alexshank1414 Рік тому +2

      Idk about that. Slowly dying from being impaled & poisoned by a scorpions stinger. Or instant death from a Warthog, because if one of those 30mm rounds hits you. It’s over.

  • @inutero10
    @inutero10 Рік тому

    Sting vs sting

  • @tmwk__
    @tmwk__ 5 років тому

    Look up a camel spider.

  • @richardgusmanov4718
    @richardgusmanov4718 5 років тому +6

    scorpion wins. fatality

  • @sebasthianpino7662
    @sebasthianpino7662 6 років тому

    American Beam

  • @byheydern
    @byheydern 11 місяців тому

    Chungus

  • @duanerackham9567
    @duanerackham9567 5 років тому +8

    Did he lose a ration of crayons?

  • @FizzyArtCola
    @FizzyArtCola 11 років тому +1

    THIS SHIT IS AWESOME

  • @coolasice3531
    @coolasice3531 5 років тому

    OVER!!!

  • @thenoova
    @thenoova 9 років тому

    xd

  • @CylarIsSilent
    @CylarIsSilent Рік тому

    Man its gonna be funny when they instead mate

  • @redflaggaming580
    @redflaggaming580 5 років тому +1

    Murica!!!

  • @jorgeg162
    @jorgeg162 3 роки тому +2

    CGI or real scorpions fight?

  • @kulgan18
    @kulgan18 3 роки тому

    Is Jango or Chongo?

    • @323guiltyspark
      @323guiltyspark 2 роки тому

      Chongo. He’s the Yoruba and Santeria god of thunder.

    • @JesusKing436
      @JesusKing436 2 роки тому

      @@323guiltyspark noooo i was watching with subtitles and they we're saying chango which means moneky in Spanish

  • @AllPureSkill
    @AllPureSkill 4 роки тому +2

    Master race huh?

    • @bearboy879
      @bearboy879 Рік тому

      The black one was double the size of the white one but ok.

  • @oscarsilva5870
    @oscarsilva5870 2 роки тому

    No animals were harmed in the making of this movie

  • @greenlegs686
    @greenlegs686 6 років тому +5

    I hope this wasn't cgi

    • @autosarte7356
      @autosarte7356 6 років тому +1

      MightyGreenMarine it was

    • @CP-jk3tc
      @CP-jk3tc 5 років тому

      Not bad for an animation but also looked fake af

  • @verschlusssache6283
    @verschlusssache6283 3 роки тому

    Can anyone link me to the scene where they take the vaccine? It seems to be eradicated off the internet.

  • @braderkofte7792
    @braderkofte7792 5 років тому

    Honestly the only good part of the movie.

  • @nekoarc666
    @nekoarc666 2 роки тому

    Chungus