@@BeeHatGuy I think he is that woman's dog tho. Like actually if he keeps his gear in her house I doubt he walks back home. He's playing the roll of her dog. Thats f'ing weird.
When I was 5 years old my grandma told me liars will grow up to become dogs. And I really believed it. Whenever I come across a dog I would point to it and tell my grandma that he lied which was why he became a dog.
I think it's wild how some people actually think when it comes to something like this. If this guy wants to do this then go for it, he's not bothering anyone. Yet, people here are ridiculing him, calling him names, right because everybody's soo perfect right? The internet equals word vomit.
This will be normalized.In the UK they are saying Men can enter periods because they are trying to push gender equality.The Elites of the Illuminati are laughing at the stupidity of the humanity.The Illuminati symbolism and hidden messages are around you.Call me out and I will give you a few sources.
I used to do that every once in a while to my dog when I was younger, it was super cute. As long as I didn't put a hoodie on her she was pretty cool with it
The way he looks to be into this.. From this one clip. Is not BDSM - We all have our hobbies and things we like to do.. Just some are more peculiar than others.
*robber sneaks in* Robber:okay That’s a big cage the owner must have a protective dog then I have to be careful *sneaks in kitchen* Robber:Should be something to steal In here And then 0:01 Robber:OH MY GOSH
LOL I saw this and I started to laugh when I heard him barking 😆😆😆😆. He said “I don’t want to be seen at work or in the public by the eye”. Well your on the news now 😆
@Blu TheBunny I'm a furry and I don't agree. The only people who gives us a bad reputation are the furries who sexualize/fetishize themselves or other furries. That's pretty close to beastiality. I am a furry who likes to act like an actual animal.
PurplePizzaWolf Furries are insane, too. They’re grown men and women dressing as anthropomorphic animals. Some even take it as sexual! What degeneracy!
Dont die please, I dont want anyone to die because of me, and yes I clearly said in the previous comment that I am a furry artist , and make good money from it. Hope one day you make easy money like me too dude.
Facts but at least not everybody has given up on him I haven't given up on God no matter how weird people can be especially if they want to be a dog....
I met one of these (just hood ) at a pride event and actually, He was so much better than the all out ones who do it in public. Gotta admit, It made me feel uncomfortable but he didnt push the issue and seems like a guy that generally would be cool.
Believe me when I tell you that what seems strange today will be aggressively crammed down our throats as "normal" tomorrow, and what is unthinkable today will be seen as merely strange tomorrow. Almost 50 years ago Monty Python performed a sketch where John Cleese gave an interview, talking about how he became a mouse. It was utterly ridiculous, as it was obviously meant to be.
Stuff like this isn’t even new. Way back in the early 2000’s there was a guy who had his 15 min of fame by physically transforming himself into a lizard. He went as far as surgeries, tattoos and having his tongue split down the middle etc. people keep pushing this “whats happened to the world” meme, when this type of lunacy has been going on for years. We just now have social media outlets instead of just tv and newspapers to hear more about it. The world has always been weird/shit...
@@justinmays3733 "This will never be normal." Plenty of things that were once thought of as abnormal are normal now, some for the better, some for the worse. Yes, this can become normal, or at least tolerated in the mainstream.
Joe McGinty spot on. I don't meed to say much, but consider the lgbt agenda over the last 60 years. If the people who unwittingly supported that move in the 1960s, had a glimpse of what it became in the 1980s, they would have held back. And if the people of the 1980s and 1990s saw what is going on today, they would have held back. But it continues because of moral relativism; morals dictated by man, therefore anything goes in the end.
@@christianindividual4550 I'd seperste regular homosexuals, from the radical activists though. There is a difference between the sexuality and the living out of that; and ideologues having social deconstructivist ideas of "oh let's tolerst everything aslong as it makes the person happy". The man dressing up as a dog in this example, has a paraphilia, or more closely defined, a fetish for "puppy play". I don't think it will ever be seen as normal due to it's rarety among the general populus, but ideologjes will try to normalihe the public expression of such, using their usual tactics of "oh, aslong as it makes him happy bs"
“I don’t like to be seen like this in public”
Goes on tv...
Lord Marvin make no sense what so ever
@joseph stalin As someone who knows the guy, its not XD
Hahahahaha
@@Kane3D ...
@@Kane3D ...
*I just love that I got a secret life of pets ad*
XD
You serious man😝
Bruh good one Lol
💀
“Do you have a dog?” “No, that’s where my husband sleeps.”
He's definitely not married lol
@@BeeHatGuy you must be fun at parties.
just a normal daily life
@@BeeHatGuy I think he is that woman's dog tho. Like actually if he keeps his gear in her house I doubt he walks back home. He's playing the roll of her dog. Thats f'ing weird.
😂
Animals don't have to pay taxes. This man is a genius.
They also prefer there food raw and unseasoned
@@hadbetterdays8118 They also has mangoworms, I would stay away from these people, they don't hate taxes..
@@hadbetterdays8118 sounds like a white person
In germany they do
@@withlovefromCroatia they fucking what
Imagine robbing a house and finding this guy dressed as dog watching you
Imagine being cut up in a fridge after 2 minutes of it seeing you ready to be it's next meal...that's all I would be thinking
I’d walk right out
No
I'd be scared for life and promise to never Rob anyone ever again
@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar what the actual fuck is wrong with you? You sound sick
“I don’t want to be seen in the public eye”
...
*uploads to youtube*
Author Productions rt 😂
Yeah
I don't want the public eye to see you either
Author Productions Now all his co Workers are seeing him shine bright like a puppy! He’s the puppy Star now!
He didnt upload this the fucking cam crew did
*C A T* has left the chat
Why did cat leave? Well it was fun while it lasted I guess, welp i guess I'm gonna go now cya. CAT 2 has left the chat
Hi?
Im still here
@Henrys Eyeball sub me i subbed u
I am a cat and I'm still here
I showed this to my 4 yrs old small brother. Now he thinks inside every dog there is a man hiding. And he talks to the dogs.
When I was 5 years old my grandma told me liars will grow up to become dogs. And I really believed it. Whenever I come across a dog I would point to it and tell my grandma that he lied which was why he became a dog.
Now he'll start skinning all female dogs desperately trying to find a new girlfriend!
Why would you show this wierdo to a 4yr old?
Lol you ruined puppies for that child
I'm calling CPS on you
*dr. Phill want’s to know your location*
This made me spit my water out 😂
lol
Phil*
Omg yess
*Dr.Phil leaves the chat*
I've been on UA-cam for long enough today
I really don't care what people do as long as they don't show up at my door and try to make me do it too.
I am leading a human-dog gestapo and we are coming to your door to force you to live as a human dog or face death...
I think it's wild how some people actually think when it comes to something like this. If this guy wants to do this then go for it, he's not bothering anyone. Yet, people here are ridiculing him, calling him names, right because everybody's soo perfect right? The internet equals word vomit.
***** I'm well armed, good luck with that.
+Peter Parker Piper you will be converted to our dog-human slave, your primitive human weapons are useless against us.
Knock, knock.
I .H A V E S E E N .I T .A L L
Yup he should go on tik tok
Hes basically a weird version of a furry
Klance is my flipping life yes but thats making a furry uncomfortable
@@frbjorkh mhmm same here
Klance is my flipping life He's an otherkin.
I'd love to see what's on their Amazon wish list, lol.
Lol me to
I would love to see their Browser History.
Actully, thinking about it..
I realy dont, I propably wouldnt be able to sleep for months,
puppy beds,food bowls and toys c:
Buttplug with dog tails....
I bet its a Romanian glow in the dark red velvid electric a-battery curling iron
*When your crush said she loves puppies*
LOL
only the lord of simps would do that
PFFFT-
🤣💀
That was a teen titans go episode btw
@@somerandomguy7652 so be it...
Imagine being the mail man for that house
based
"That's why books have covers! To judge them."
- Candace, Phineas and Ferb
WNT 68 my dads roommate animated and came up with that show
@@toxiccandyanimations that's so cool!
@@ninjapandagirl4886 they could be lying
Axphyite If they’re lying they would have said their dad. What’s the point of saying dads roommate since they don’t gain anything from that.
Lmao is this really from show?
I felt so uncomfortable when he was in that cage ........
Who else did ???
Me! LOL!
I did
No because I used to do that when I was younger 🤣
Rose Amalia honestly I sleep in a box instead of my bed cramped spaces are super comfortable for some people mostly the flexible ones
Yes, I need to bleach me eyes
*n o r m a l* has left the earth
This will be normalized.In the UK they are saying Men can enter periods because they are trying to push gender equality.The Elites of the Illuminati are laughing at the stupidity of the humanity.The Illuminati symbolism and hidden messages are around you.Call me out and I will give you a few sources.
@@calandrakeyhea7935 well, humanity IS stupid at this point.
Normal left when man kind started
Tiddies
Normal has went to Pluto to escape furries
You know how sometimes when two married people are fighting one will say "Sleep in the dog house"? He took that seriously.
As long as dogs dont dress up as humans im ok
Graffy same
Graffy why not it would be cool
I used to do that every once in a while to my dog when I was younger, it was super cute. As long as I didn't put a hoodie on her she was pretty cool with it
i dress my dog up in clothes
People put clothes on animals
so basically a rubber furry
Exactly
Mhm..
Ikr
oh yeah ya
basically.. 😂😂
Oh.
kill me
SilentSky cool
Oh it is
Ah
It’s crazy that men went to war and fought for his country and this is what they ended up fighting for😢
*I don't judge people but Jesus I've never got so uncomfortable*
well shit, 101 dom likes
You should judge because that’s fucking unnatural but as long as they aren’t hurting anyone I don’t care.
What did jesus do to you?
I mean anyone would feel weird looking at this
I sleep on the streets but lol I really don't. I love seeing people do what they want with their life lol.
Mom : So what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Kid : A dog
And here he is
Funny cause a kid would actually say that
SAME
*furry
Admiral Snackbar woooooosh
Image in you work with this guy
*And watch this video*
The Magical Marshmallow oof
Oreo Htf lol
The Magical Marshmallow ikr it be weird
AverageStrawb that’ll be A W K W A R D
It would be more interesting than your average Tom.
"i don’t like being seen in the public eye"
*does a tv interview*
this is SO unrelated but i adore your pfp
"Bring your pet to show and tell"
ninja turtle I AM MY PET
Wouldn't it be easier to have a fur suit not a rubber one ? dogs are fur and he clearly had difficulty getting in to the dog suit.
It's based on BDSM. - I suppose it has that feeling of 'Rubber Gimp Suit' & Alter-Ego.
The way he looks to be into this.. From this one clip. Is not BDSM - We all have our hobbies and things we like to do.. Just some are more peculiar than others.
Yeah, he says it isn't but they're all in sexual relationships with their "handlers", so it kind of is.
I ain't going to judge.
For some there is a sexual side but all. It's like the furry fandom, not all of us are in to the sexual side.
he has a little bdsm cage
Imagine walking into a house and seeing this on your way in 2:47
**calls 911**
Kidnap it and throw it in my basement and torture it until it tells me the furry grandmaster who is behind all this
@@jadenjosharc *_Who hurt you-_*
I think I'd cry
missxpanda yeah I probably cry as well
this is creeping me out
SAME
In America, You have dog
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU ARE THE DOG
In Russia you are a dog and you have a bear.
Furry? Dog furry?
If you said this about men.
YO MAMA
@@aralone2415 Why does everyone think that every Russian has a bear?
God has left the chat
😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Satan has joined the chat*
*Satan has left the chat*
can we hit 5000 subs with no videos lol
clearly, you haven't seen the preacher.
😁😁😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
UA-cam: this man’s life as a human pup
This is the next step in transgender evolution lol
666 likes...imma ruin it
@Gaming with Scarlet and her friends
Did you have a small stroke while typing that out?
I still find this extremely disturbing even as a furry
Yeah. Most of us furries don't think we are animals, but there are some that think they are which is kinda sad.
@@KandyAzz yea
@@KandyAzz Correct
@@KandyAzz i was about to upvote until i saw "non binary" in your name
@@LavaCreeperPeople Why?
This would be a little terrifying to walk into
A little?
Imaging breaking into this house
Then you couldn't stand the look of my ugly face
Jay yesh
The robbers be gone
Puppy training pads? WTF CALM DOWN THERE WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH
-ty for the likes - w - -
CHOCOLATE LOGGO OwO
I read that right as he said that 😂
XD
Gay Piggo
same
Oh please don’t- DID HE MEAN THAT HE PEES ON THE PUPPY PADS?
also god bless you Rachel you are an angel from heaven
It sounded like it was an “in case I can’t get out of it in time” sort of thing
Yeah you see that this is boshit
He didn’t choose the pup life, the pup life chose him
“Meth won’t effect my child”
The child:
Who said that
this aint even worth making a joke, this is incredibly sad.
@@imjonathan6745 sadness is one of the main affections of meth 💀
Paw patrol paw patrol!
This man is in trouble
Yup!
@strawberry smith his probably not
Underated comment
Yesssssss
*robber sneaks in*
Robber:okay That’s a big cage the owner must have a protective dog then I have to be careful
*sneaks in kitchen*
Robber:Should be something to steal In here
And then 0:01
Robber:OH MY GOSH
Memeish Boi XD I died.
Robber: *dies*
AjjabJJIsh
Funny
LOL
Roomate: Hey I’m going to the shop need anything?
0:01
Roommate: ummm.... i-i.... just.... ummm...... I’ll just go......
Parents - You cannot have a dog?
*”Fine, I’ll do it myself.”*
"Mom, can i have a dog?"
"We have a dog at home sweetie."
Dog at home: 0:01
Epic Gamer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
me: I'll take any dog
Mom:00:1
Me: nvm
@@siathakur5847 😂
LitFürher420 lmao
I LAUGHED WAY TO HARD AT THAT
WHEN HE PUT IN THE NOSTRIL TUBES I WAS DONE!! THATS!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IT WAS JUST MODERATE CRINGE BUT THE BREATHING TUBES?? IM..
Exactly, those look so *UNCOMFORTABLE*
Soooo hot.
GoGoGadgetBeer w h a t
GoGoGadgetBeer wut
@@GoGoGadgetBeer nigga WTF?
*sees thumbnail*
the fuc-
I have such a hard time understanding this, but what I do understand is the need to find what makes you happy.
Well opiates make me happy but clearly thats a detrimental lifestyle.
yeah… but there’s a line too 😅
no
“I don’t want to be seen by the public eye” *Proceeds to share it to 2 million people*
👁👄👁
Modesty is not his strong point. He's just outrageously vain
dont undersetimated power of sick mind mwahaha
When your tripping balls and look at your dog
pastelli _106 0:01
looks as dog, "... He knows"
*it was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything*
"Mom.. I need a dog"
"We have a dog at home"
Dog at home:
mom: i got you a puppy!!!
me: omg really?
*looks in box*
*sees this*
me: hey mom can i get a fish instead-
Mom: oh, ok. Let me get your uncle. He's a goldfish, is that ok?
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh shit. Just imagine what the human fish looks like... 😖
@@iambatman6120 man dresses up as killer whale.
@@iambatman6120 i see a dead body
This scares me....XD..
Same 😥
This don't
I'm ok with it
Yesterday watch a guy become a baby
Now a human dog
Whats next
Oh I no A HUMAN PILE OF POOP
Guy lives life as Tracer
Dog becomes tracer
IM A CAT there’s a video of a women that thinks she’s a cat
Same here. What's wrong with people these days?
thats fking sad, they are recording him instead of getting him some mental help.
THATS A WEIRD.....FURSUIT?
Cookie Catz
THATS A WEIRD...RUBBER..SUIT...
Um
i WonDeR whAt fuRSuiT maKEr He cOmoassiOneD
lmao so true XD
FURRY ALERT!
(Btw don’t say I’m a furry my profile pic is my pet bird but with googly eyes drawn on the picture)
Eww furry
Ewww zoopilie i hate furries time to delete the whole internet with that nasty shit
He is very lucky to have a friend like her.
I agree to that
THATS WHAT IM SAYING TOO
I feel sorry for his friend tbf
He’s very lucky to have a friend...
@@BWILL272000 hmmm yes very coughs not
It must have been "ruff" for him growing up!
CRINGE
@FEMBOYS MAKE ME HAPPY well TEEHEEE
@FEMBOYS MAKE ME HAPPY but I have s girlfriend uwuaua
@FEMBOYS MAKE ME HAPPY get a cat
@FEMBOYS MAKE ME HAPPY good good
That dog costume is way more scarier than me almost crashing my mom's car because I'm dumb and didn't know how to drive
Me: Mom can we get a dog?
Mom: No, we have dog at home.
Dog at home:
Tiff Rodriguez underrated comment
stolen comment
@@mars-kj8pt yeah because my life is based in who am i gonna steal a comment from 😣
😂
gtfo bitch you stole the comment
“spot” such a creative name
peach lmao
peach Give him an Oscar!
Secret life of pets but in reverse
Lmfaoo
_secret life of humans_
"I don't want to be seen in public eye", yet he shows his identity on national TV?
We have furries... and then we have *THIS SHIT*
@Graham Morcom Same, oh my god
FroggyRibbits don’t try and distance them apart same weirdos
@@marcogaga6772 not really, we don't lay in crates all day you know
@@FroggyRibbits this guy is at least role playing, what’s your excuse?
@@Kravis63 it’s literally a form of cosplay. Basically a hobby
You can tell his parents didn’t love him enough.
Y e s
You never know
100 likee
Me: ur parents didnt hug u enough did they?
Man: how did u know!?
Now Billie who's mommy and I favorite son? The dog is!
*sees human dog creature*
Me: *Welp I'm gonna have nightmares tonight*
Ikr
Same bro TwT
No matter how down you feel about yourself just remember at least you’re not this guy
as a furry, i find this weird as hell to be honest.
That's saying something
@@Dylan-Frost as much as furries are stereotyped, we actually aren't like this at all, other than wearing animal costumes.
Lani Beltran agreed.
I thought furries liked to fuck animals but that's just me
@@cutedolly2731 we don't, infact the fandom thinks that's disgusting, yes there is furry porn, but the fandom isn't a bunch of sex-obsessed zoophiles.
How do I commit non-alive?
how can i commit neck rope
How to commit breath not reach lungs
@@Max-mc7gm r/whoooooooooosh
HOW DO I COMMIT UNINSTALL LIFE
How do I commit die?
My weirdest hobbies suddenly seem so vanilla
What is life at this point?
LOL I saw this and I started to laugh when I heard him barking 😆😆😆😆. He said “I don’t want to be seen at work or in the public by the eye”. Well your on the news now 😆
Swirling Fizz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m crying
Lemica Bule 😆😆😆😆
this is what a furry would look like if they where in a horror movie
Lukethewolf bloody furry XD
*were, not where
Personally I'm fine with the furry fandom, but this suit is kiiiiinda just creepy ._.
Lol, I’m a furry and I like this joke XD
Lukethewolf That ain’t a furry. Furries act as a character, that isn’t a fucking character. It’s some type of guy who actually thinks he’s an animal.
“But dad! He’s fine!”
“Grab the gun, charlie.”
Imagine that running at you when your driving down a quiet highway
"Oh my too deep please stop thinking"
Mr. Krabs I liked it better when my car had sound
Mom:
You can be anything when you grow up!
Him:
I wanna be a dog!
Mom:
Oh...
(10 years later)
Him:
Woof woof
👱🏻♀️👉🏻 📲
“Hello is this Anakin Skywalker?”
Hahaha I’m rolling
Dreams do come true!
Dad doesn't want dog:
Family makes him the dog:
This is sick. I feel so sorry for him
He’s probably having a mental crisis in his head
Furries: OH GOD NO THESE AREN'T OURS GET THEM AWAY
@Blu TheBunny I'm a furry and I don't agree. The only people who gives us a bad reputation are the furries who sexualize/fetishize themselves or other furries. That's pretty close to beastiality. I am a furry who likes to act like an actual animal.
It might sound stupid, but I've been born in the wrong body.
KookiesForYou Weirdo.
@@keeweefroot2692 I'm sorry you feel that way about furries.
PurplePizzaWolf
Furries are insane, too. They’re grown men and women dressing as anthropomorphic animals. Some even take it as sexual! What degeneracy!
"This better not awaken anything in me" -Dean Pelton
There it is
I was Just waiting for the community reference
I'm here to look for this comment
Are we... are we a niche community?
Person: so what do you do as a hobby?
Him: woof
This looks like something out of my nightmares
XD this is funny but sad at the same time, feel sorry for you
I was thinking....
Why didn’t he just by a fursuit?
Wait whats more expensive? A leather costume or a fursuit?
because he isn’t a furry, he’s a pup. he gets to do what he wants
A human pup is called furry-
He’s actually a otherkin
Exactly, Its so much cuter! Even you people who hate furries have to agree they are less creepy, and less uncomfortable then this.. Rubber dog suit.
9:00PM: I’ll go to bed early tonight.
1:20AM: *H U M A N D O G*
Lmao
Looks like something I’d see at night out of the corner of my eye with my sleep paralysis @0:01
Brits are worried about not being Woke enough when This is your neighbor
why didnt he just get a fursuit.
Because he's not a furry.
Fur suits are expensive :P
dude he paid 4k for this, he can get a fursuit for 4k that is good looking :D ,
Dont die please, I dont want anyone to die because of me, and yes I clearly said in the previous comment that I am a furry artist , and make good money from it. Hope one day you make easy money like me too dude.
btw i think furry community is perfect for you since you're gay :))))
Imagine if he accidentally put it on with the wrong side out..
Every day we stray farther from God's light
skullord23 vlog At this point, God has abandoned us.
Hahaha
God has given up hope
Facts but at least not everybody has given up on him I haven't given up on God no matter how weird people can be especially if they want to be a dog....
So true 😢God haven’t forget us We humans forgot our father !
Well, he definitely isn't the Japanese man who spent 15k on a dog suit..........
I've never been so disturbed on my entire life like EVER.
Ah, you must be so innocent
This dudes literally just vibing, let him have his fun
“what’s that noise”
“ oh just my dog”
"They're not sending their best"
nobody:
Literally nobody:
People: sees man walking on the street as a dog.
Human dog: WooF 0:00
this isn't a furry. furries just wear cool suits and make friends.
*THESE GUYS GO ALL OUT*
I met one of these (just hood ) at a pride event and actually, He was so much better than the all out ones who do it in public. Gotta admit, It made me feel uncomfortable but he didnt push the issue and seems like a guy that generally would be cool.
OH MY GOD, SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT A FURRY IS AAAAAA
No, we call those Otherkins.
Thank you for actually knowing what a furry is.
Believe me when I tell you that what seems strange today will be aggressively crammed down our throats as "normal" tomorrow, and what is unthinkable today will be seen as merely strange tomorrow. Almost 50 years ago Monty Python performed a sketch where John Cleese gave an interview, talking about how he became a mouse. It was utterly ridiculous, as it was obviously meant to be.
This will never be normal.
Stuff like this isn’t even new. Way back in the early 2000’s there was a guy who had his 15 min of fame by physically transforming himself into a lizard. He went as far as surgeries, tattoos and having his tongue split down the middle etc. people keep pushing this “whats happened to the world” meme, when this type of lunacy has been going on for years. We just now have social media outlets instead of just tv and newspapers to hear more about it. The world has always been weird/shit...
@@justinmays3733 "This will never be normal."
Plenty of things that were once thought of as abnormal are normal now, some for the better, some for the worse. Yes, this can become normal, or at least tolerated in the mainstream.
Joe McGinty spot on.
I don't meed to say much, but consider the lgbt agenda over the last 60 years.
If the people who unwittingly supported that move in the 1960s, had a glimpse of what it became in the 1980s, they would have held back.
And if the people of the 1980s and 1990s saw what is going on today, they would have held back.
But it continues because of moral relativism; morals dictated by man, therefore anything goes in the end.
@@christianindividual4550 I'd seperste regular homosexuals, from the radical activists though. There is a difference between the sexuality and the living out of that; and ideologues having social deconstructivist ideas of "oh let's tolerst everything aslong as it makes the person happy". The man dressing up as a dog in this example, has a paraphilia, or more closely defined, a fetish for "puppy play". I don't think it will ever be seen as normal due to it's rarety among the general populus, but ideologjes will try to normalihe the public expression of such, using their usual tactics of "oh, aslong as it makes him happy bs"
where are we going ??
God: “I’m making you human!”
Human: *pretends* *to* *be* *an* *dog*
God: Am I a joke to you?
Stuff like this is a definitive poof that God left humanity
Animals: *Tries to be a human*
God: "ok I have seen enough"
God: makes billions of humans...
also God: let's play a little joke there