The concept of a character with (limited) pre-cognitive abilities could be the basis of an interesting story (Nic Cage did it), but this is a complete failure as a story.
Maybe now@@AbzAden , but remember, for this movie to be written and produced, it was still in it's baby stages. Also, the AI was probably stifled by it's producers, just sayin'. 🤣
@@knight_lautrec_of_carim they can't fairly criticize a film, even if it's marvel slop, unless they see. That's how fair criticism works. You have to at least be educated about it if you're going to talk about it at length
She Hulk Writers: "lets write a show about a lawyer, having no knowledge of how the law works" Madame Webb Writers: "Lets write a movie about a paramedic, having no knowledge of how medicine/biology works"
She Hulk Writers: "lets write a show about a lawyer, having no knowledge of how the law works" Madame Webb Writers: "Lets write a movie, having no knowledge of how to write" (fixed that for you) 🤣🤣🤣
@@PerfectPanels9 thank you!!! I can die happy knowing someone else also agrees it is overrated, yes the special effects are awesome from a time with no CGI but it IS NOT “the greatest movie of all time” that a lot of list say
Sony’s TRY NOT TO HAVE A WORSE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE THAN DC CHALLENGE (GONE TRAUMATIC) Can’t help but feel bad for Nathan and Tyranth at the start of this one 😂
Disney named a ship in Star Wars, Vessel, and named a rock character Geode. There are definitely writers dumb enough to name a cat, Cat. If you had subtitles on for the movie I'm sure it's named Kat because the writers think that's cute and clever.
By the way, Shad, if you announce you will go to megacon I WILL be there. This is not a threat, this is me getting excited for the possibility of meeting on of my favorite creators on the platform 😇
The reason this was made is because Sony wants to make more Spider-Man related movies where they don't have to share any of the money with Marvel. It's the same reason Morbius got made. It's why Kraven is being made. It's why Venom exists.
Exactly! Sony wants their own Spidey-verse just without Spider-Man so they don't have to deal with or share any of the profits with Marvel/Disney. And so far, the only that seems to have done remotely well has been Venom but I think that Sony is still hoping that they successfully build an SCU without Spidey. As far as a female empowerment agenda goes, I have my doubts about that. There are other female characters in the Spider-Man pantheon that they could have gone with Spider-Gwen or Spider-Woman. I think that they thought that an ensemble cast was the way to go. Remember, Sony is a Japanese owned company and the Japanese aren't into this whole feminist agenda thing. And if Sony is run anything like other Japanese companies with branches in the US then Japan is going to have a lot of say in what they can and can't do. If Sony pictures ties to do something that Sony Japan doesn't like, you can bet that they're going to tell them no.
The first venom movie might be worst thing that had ever happened to Sony pictures. 😅 I mean, I actually enjoyed it for what it was and so did others, but it totally sent them the wrong message. Sony really believes that making Spider-Man’s characters movies without Spider-Man will eventually paid off.
The progressives want to redefine words, so will I. Insanity will now be called Disney. Definition: Doing the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome.
She's blind and handicapped in the canon. Which is a neat little poetic idea that she can see the future. The movie makes her an annoying auntie who has to watch four idiot teen girls.
Yup! And that had so much potential... Start it as a Period Piece, Show Madame Web to be Long Lived before discovering her powers and becoming a Multiverseal Entity... You could really have fun with her as she is clearly "beyond Time" - She is ANCIENT! But nope... They did THIS! #ThisisNOTMadameWeb
And Dakota Johnson said “And I know what the future brings. I know that when you see Madame Web you're going to love it. In fact, I think you're going to see it twice.” 😂 Nothing could have been further away from the truth. I like Spider-Men movies... But I have 0% interested in seeing this movie.
Funny thing about the timeline; outside of fixed points and certain destined individuals, everything is in flux constantly. The very act of declaring what the future will be will change the future so it isn't. That, or her confidence is both unearned and poorly placed.
Think about all the ideas with foresight into the future. You've got Dr Manhattan on one end. He can see the future sure, but he still experiences it and cannot change much. There's a heavy theme there. Philosophical weight. On the other hand you have Dr Strange. He looks into the future and pulls a neat trick. Takes a risk and makes a gamble with odds that are fourteen billion six hundred five to one. There's Back to the Future. Marty has technically seen what his parents' future looks like and so when he goes back in time accidentally. But he can't change too much because every change will have a butterfly effect and the future past will always catch up to you. You've got Quicksilver and Flash that bend time and can tell where objects will be. Madame Web? You can see ten minutes ahead, which means you now get ten minutes to solve a problem. You could have cut out the bs by making her super intelligent who can think at lightning speed like memorizing the details and using the environment. But nah! They make her a dummy-dum-dum!
Not to woke elements, even slight ones. Spider-Man can't be white or Peter Parker, he must be non-white and either be Miles Morales, or anyone else but the bad version - which is anything old and established. And remember - Miles Morales isn't even Latino. He is *Latin-X!* Like... EX-LATINO. Just because Disney and other morons need to get OWNERSHIP of the definition of Latino people! It's bloody insane.
Mayday Parker would be a great potential lead. But they won’t do it because to do it right that have to acknowledge how good and necessary Peter was until the tragic fight.
My friend is the manger for the local branch of a major theater chain and he stated the four theaters in his multiplex dedicated for this movie only had about 25 - 30 people between them.
I gotta give Hollywood one at a boy - they are growing my bank account with all the money I'm saving not going to theater. BTW the way you guys look shell shocked, almost like your souls have been sucked out. Thanks for taking one for the team.
I decided to do some research on the Madame Web character in the comics after hearing about this movie... and I know this is gonna sound obvious, but the only similarity these characters have is the name. I know this is the most "No Sh*t, Sherlock!" moment in the world, but just thought I'd put that out there.
It’s amazing how Super Hero films went from the Cadillac of brands to the Pinto. It doesn’t command any respect or anticipation, it’s just another throwaway inferior ‘product’
We had a cat named Sea-ahy-tee gato ford, because we weren't planning to get attached to her. She was a stray that we picked up from our church. She was the best cat we ever had.
Precognition could be such a cool power if used right. In the TV show Fringe they had one episode with a character that was able to run near infinite probabilities in his head, essentially giving him precognition. He used his abilities to set up seemingly innocuous chain reactions that would eventually prove fatal, for instance, dropping a pen in order to cause a mail truck to crash.
Steps on how to watch this movie: *-*Place your head on your pillow *-*Wrap yourself in your warm comfy blanket *-*Dream of the trailer on a loop until you wake up *-*Say: "WOW! That was a s#!tty nightmare" *-*Go back to sleep
This is exactly why I am a $10 supporter on Patreon; to compensate Shad & Crew for being the canaries in the media swamp so I don’t have to, and to fund the no doubt VAST quantities of painkillers they need to take in order to numb their poor, battered brains from all the awful writing, inconsistencies and plot holes that they expose themselves to on a regular basis so WE DON’T HAVE TO!!! GENTLEMEN, I SALUTE YOU!!!
@@JoRoq1 Ah but you see; this film looks like it's trying to check off all those "profit" boxes. Pleases the investors, plenty of product placement, cut every corner to reduce costs, release on the best possible day for a movie since Christmas. The only thing they forgot was to make the movie worth watching, but dumb audiences won't know not to watch it until enough people have watched it already right?
@@cheeseburgersuperior1874 I watched it, and now I have a Siamese twin growing out of my stomach who keeps telling me to "Open your mind!". He apparently thinks I was being dismissive of Madame Web, but it really was crap.
She isn't a thing, she's a character and has been for 40 years. This is also nothing....... repeat...... NOTHING..... even close to the comic character.
Madame Web was created by the same people that made morbius. These "creative" are friends of Feige. Sony was ready to sell Spiderman back to Marvel just before "NO Way Home" After "NO Way Home", Sony backed out. Feige was pissed. Now these creatives have to "re-fail" the franchise without making it look like that's what they're doing. I used to work with these creatives.
I would like to request Shad reviwing a movie. Studio Ghibli lastest movie The boy and the Heron. Don't know if Shad is an anime guy but would still like to hear his opinion on it.
From the studio that crapped out Morbius, and put Venom in a PG-13 playground twice, Sony pictures presents Madame Web! And if you think Kraven is going to be good, I've got a snake oil bridge bitcoin nft to sell you.
I know it's going to be bad but honestly I had a little bit of Hope for this film I'm so disappointed and I have a feeling it won't be the last with Deadpool and Wolverine coming up
re wish; toy companies like Kenner and Hasbro, have got 3ish warehouses of merch they can't sell. and Madame web well it doesn't even sound like the same character from the comics again.
Once upon a time a person could not get a job writing in Hollywood if they were under 50. Now one can not get a job writing there unless one is under 30. That is the issue here. Inclusivity can work if dealt with intelligently.
......But the lead writer "Matt Sazama" past works were Morbius, Dracula: Untold, Gods of Egypt, Power Rangers, and The Last Witch Hunter. He only writes bad movies.
They gave a movie of the discount Madam Web. The good one was the old mystical woman who acted as the boss/side character. They just made her a cheap discount spider-woman... we knew it would suck and it was proven true.
As Hollywood continues to milk this side character Bonanza, I personally can't wait till we get the Jimmy Olsen movie that we've all been desperately craving. Except instead of being a junior reporter he'll be a transgender TikTok influencer who goes viral after interviewing Supergirl
You know what, my workplace gave us tickets to watch this movie... I think I'll dip out during the movie and go buy a Gunpla kit or two... maybe build them while the movie is going on and come back before it ends.
To be fair Black Adam is an antihero in many iterations. Especially later versions. "I'll save my people, at everyone else's expense if necessary, but if we're left alone you won't hear from me. I'll team up with heroes and villains if it serves my purposes." has kinda been his whole schick a lot of times.
When I saw the trailer for"Madam Web" on the TV, I was hyped; "Ooh, they're digging deep into the Spider-Man lore, introducing the old lady mentor inside his head!" Then i saw the three girls in spider costumes posing, no Peter Parker, and slumped back in my chair. I knew where this is going. Goodbye, hope for the franchise.
If you played the game Midnight Suns, which follows some of the story of the limited run comic, Agatha Harkness was in that, but she was already dead at the beginning and only interacts as a ghost.
20:28 it depends. If they'd make Kraven's Last Hunt... That would shatter the box office. But they don't think that 90s comic books are any good. They have to be changed for non existent modern audience.
Most explosives do not explode when exposed to fire - they need the detonation of a much more sensitive explosive to set them off. Eg. TNT will just burn without exploding. Otherwise they would be insanely dangerous to store and handle. Detonators contain sensitive explosives that are easy to set off by all sorts of means, but if they might be placed inside the other explosive that insulates it from the environment.
My gold comical moment was when she has the vision of her mother she forgets its a vision and screams " why you didn't why love me" then remembers it's a vision 😂😂😂
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Dakota Fanning sacking her agent for setting her up in this film was probably the only positive Madam Web produced.
They did fight a patriarchy, the one they created obviously.
I think you “Brits” underestimate just how stupid us Americans sound when we speak… Your complaints while valid … spend a week here
The concept of a character with (limited) pre-cognitive abilities could be the basis of an interesting story (Nic Cage did it), but this is a complete failure as a story.
I'd rate this movie ~ the guy in the left's Hairstyle/10 its that BAD.
Can you believe Dakota Johnson (the main actress) left the talent agency that got her in this role? I can
She has no talent, nor agency
I’d leave an agency that put me in that shit show
@@oddballssherman3785 that's Brie Larsen
@@oddballssherman3785 lol
She thought she was making a marvel movie not a Sony movie.
Tyranth's face of existential pain says it all.
...
"0 out of 10... This was written by AI."
Now it makes sense.
Let’s not insult the AI I’m sure it would make a better script lol 😂
Maybe now@@AbzAden , but remember, for this movie to be written and produced, it was still in it's baby stages.
Also, the AI was probably stifled by it's producers, just sayin'. 🤣
It probably was written by Chat GPT....at first. Then SOMEONE went in and said "nah, let me make some changes".
"You have not seen what I have seen."
HAHAHA
That's that look in a nutshell!@@Cofcos
Tyranth starts off with a fake smile and slowly gets a thousand-yard stare like he's just dead inside.
Your suffering sustains me.
"Time to record another episode of 'Marvel slop bad!' to please the easily rage baited..."
Ah, schadenfreude
Fuck bro, even for an Eldritch god, that's dark 😂
@@knight_lautrec_of_carim they can't fairly criticize a film, even if it's marvel slop, unless they see. That's how fair criticism works. You have to at least be educated about it if you're going to talk about it at length
She Hulk Writers: "lets write a show about a lawyer, having no knowledge of how the law works"
Madame Webb Writers: "Lets write a movie about a paramedic, having no knowledge of how medicine/biology works"
Sounds like they hate women
She Hulk Writers: "lets write a show about a lawyer, having no knowledge of how the law works"
Madame Webb Writers: "Lets write a movie, having no knowledge of how to write" (fixed that for you) 🤣🤣🤣
the only madam web worthy of the name is the one from the 90's cartoon.
(SMACKS TABLE)
THANK YOU!
Damn right.
Incorrect. That would be the genuine comic character.
You mean Spider Woman? I remember watching that in the 90s, I liked that.
The Madame Web in the 90's cartoon was played by Stan Lee's wife. That is all you need to know.
As an EMT, bad ambulance scenes in films like this give me ventricular tachycardia.
You should probably get that checked.
Gasundheit.
I recommend you take 20cc's of Fowler's
Nahhh you ain’t a piece of conduit! No one gets one over on me 🤨
Sounds like you need some chest compressions!
"This film was written by AI..."
Damn, Dakota Johnson wasn't kidding.
AI would have been smart enough put Sydney Sweeney in something skin-tight.
These people think they’re writing Schindler’s List or something but they make the writing of Paw Patrol look like Citizen Kane.
Paw Patrol is at least entertaining to its target audience.
Paw patrol is fire tho and citizen Kane is the most overrated movie of all time
@@santi_super_stunts2573 citizen Kane has a lot of deeper details in the story and great shots but that's all it has. It's overrated to me too.
@@PerfectPanels9 thank you!!! I can die happy knowing someone else also agrees it is overrated, yes the special effects are awesome from a time with no CGI but it IS NOT “the greatest movie of all time” that a lot of list say
Thank you for taking one for the team Shad.
Sony’s TRY NOT TO HAVE A WORSE CINEMATIC UNIVERSE THAN DC CHALLENGE (GONE TRAUMATIC)
Can’t help but feel bad for Nathan and Tyranth at the start of this one 😂
The best part of this movie is knowing some valenties day couples got to enjoy the empty cinemas that are effectively private acoustic sex booths.
Are there still people in the booth upstairs working the cameras or is it all just digital now? If so, that could be fun for them too!
You are assuming a couple would want to got to this movie on Valentines day.
Disney named a ship in Star Wars, Vessel, and named a rock character Geode. There are definitely writers dumb enough to name a cat, Cat. If you had subtitles on for the movie I'm sure it's named Kat because the writers think that's cute and clever.
My first cat was named cat😮...
@@ChristopherWindRight!? My cat is called "cat". Cat is a perfectly good name for a cat!
@@bearrington2024 No 😂
Tbf, Tolkien named a dog character Huan, which just means Dog.
@@Madison-iw8ix it means dog, but it is not dog. Naming the cat Neko would have been a step up from cat.
By the way, Shad, if you announce you will go to megacon I WILL be there. This is not a threat, this is me getting excited for the possibility of meeting on of my favorite creators on the platform 😇
I wouldn't meet (enter any celebrity name) at Megacon if it meant I had to wade through cosplayers shilling their Instagram.
“This is not a threat.” Lol
"This not a threat... this is a promise."
The reason this was made is because Sony wants to make more Spider-Man related movies where they don't have to share any of the money with Marvel. It's the same reason Morbius got made. It's why Kraven is being made. It's why Venom exists.
Exactly! Sony wants their own Spidey-verse just without Spider-Man so they don't have to deal with or share any of the profits with Marvel/Disney. And so far, the only that seems to have done remotely well has been Venom but I think that Sony is still hoping that they successfully build an SCU without Spidey.
As far as a female empowerment agenda goes, I have my doubts about that. There are other female characters in the Spider-Man pantheon that they could have gone with Spider-Gwen or Spider-Woman. I think that they thought that an ensemble cast was the way to go. Remember, Sony is a Japanese owned company and the Japanese aren't into this whole feminist agenda thing. And if Sony is run anything like other Japanese companies with branches in the US then Japan is going to have a lot of say in what they can and can't do. If Sony pictures ties to do something that Sony Japan doesn't like, you can bet that they're going to tell them no.
Poseidon : “RELEASE THE MEMES!”
(Zeus has authority of the skies, not the water)
Shad trying to make his employee quit any% speedrun, by making them watch Madame Bobs
Not all videos can be about boob armour
@@alberto5770 I disagree
AGREEEE
; )))))))))))))@@ElfosDeMordor
The first venom movie might be worst thing that had ever happened to Sony pictures. 😅 I mean, I actually enjoyed it for what it was and so did others, but it totally sent them the wrong message. Sony really believes that making Spider-Man’s characters movies without Spider-Man will eventually paid off.
Even chest compresions can't save this movie...
Doctor Mike’s worst fear.
The progressives want to redefine words, so will I.
Insanity will now be called Disney.
Definition: Doing the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome.
Disney didn't make this movie
The Spider-Man Universe is worse than the MCU
@@zoanth4
Did I say Disney made this movie?
@@oldmangreywolf6892No, he just assumed that because you said that in that comment section about that movie.
@@nathanjora7627
Our liberal run schools do not teach context in there reading a writing classes.
I remember watching the 90's spiderman cartoon show. Madam web was a cool, mysterious character.
She's blind and handicapped in the canon. Which is a neat little poetic idea that she can see the future.
The movie makes her an annoying auntie who has to watch four idiot teen girls.
Indeed
Yup! And that had so much potential... Start it as a Period Piece, Show Madame Web to be Long Lived before discovering her powers and becoming a Multiverseal Entity... You could really have fun with her as she is clearly "beyond Time" - She is ANCIENT!
But nope... They did THIS!
#ThisisNOTMadameWeb
And Dakota Johnson said “And I know what the future brings. I know that when you see Madame Web you're going to love it. In fact, I think you're going to see it twice.” 😂
Nothing could have been further away from the truth. I like Spider-Men movies... But I have 0% interested in seeing this movie.
For the record:I love Spider Man movies;that is,movies that feature Spider Man as a main character,and not as a mention or a one minute cameo.
Funny thing about the timeline; outside of fixed points and certain destined individuals, everything is in flux constantly. The very act of declaring what the future will be will change the future so it isn't.
That, or her confidence is both unearned and poorly placed.
I can only hope this was a contractual statement and not her actual opinion.
Just to reiterate, I completely agree that this may have been written by Chat GPT, at first. Unfortunately, someone decided to make some changes.
Think about all the ideas with foresight into the future. You've got Dr Manhattan on one end. He can see the future sure, but he still experiences it and cannot change much. There's a heavy theme there. Philosophical weight.
On the other hand you have Dr Strange. He looks into the future and pulls a neat trick. Takes a risk and makes a gamble with odds that are fourteen billion six hundred five to one.
There's Back to the Future. Marty has technically seen what his parents' future looks like and so when he goes back in time accidentally. But he can't change too much because every change will have a butterfly effect and the future past will always catch up to you.
You've got Quicksilver and Flash that bend time and can tell where objects will be.
Madame Web? You can see ten minutes ahead, which means you now get ten minutes to solve a problem. You could have cut out the bs by making her super intelligent who can think at lightning speed like memorizing the details and using the environment. But nah! They make her a dummy-dum-dum!
Chat GTP can probably make a MUCH better movie at this point than what this turned into...
you know the part that really scratches your head? The production team, the studio, the script writers. All of them considered this as a safe bet
11:37 This is exactly what they are trying to do with Miles Morales, making him the main Spider Man. PETER PARKER IS SPIDERMAN.
Not to woke elements, even slight ones. Spider-Man can't be white or Peter Parker, he must be non-white and either be Miles Morales, or anyone else but the bad version - which is anything old and established.
And remember - Miles Morales isn't even Latino. He is *Latin-X!* Like... EX-LATINO. Just because Disney and other morons need to get OWNERSHIP of the definition of Latino people!
It's bloody insane.
Tyranth has a gift for cross-examination, "Did they work with it, Shad?"
Thanks for watching this for us. A truly brave and selfless act!
From the screenshots I have seen makes the villain look like Miles Moralis and one of Madame webs outfits looks JUST like Scorpius from Farscape!!!
Man! you just brought back some old teenage memories of Chiana.
Rather have a Scorpius movie or series.
That man could act!
INDEED @@laoxep
Just by way of argument... Columbo named his dog Dog. 😆😆
If they wanted a female led movie. Just make spidergirl with tobey maguire cast as her retired from supes action father.
Mayday Parker would be a great potential lead. But they won’t do it because to do it right that have to acknowledge how good and necessary Peter was until the tragic fight.
My friend is the manger for the local branch of a major theater chain and he stated the four theaters in his multiplex dedicated for this movie only had about 25 - 30 people between them.
Even worse than Rings of Power? Dear God...
Well, I have no idea what feminists think that women like, but it's not this!
They don't care about what women like. They care about what they like.
I gotta give Hollywood one at a boy - they are growing my bank account with all the money I'm saving not going to theater. BTW the way you guys look shell shocked, almost like your souls have been sucked out. Thanks for taking one for the team.
I decided to do some research on the Madame Web character in the comics after hearing about this movie... and I know this is gonna sound obvious, but the only similarity these characters have is the name.
I know this is the most "No Sh*t, Sherlock!" moment in the world, but just thought I'd put that out there.
I have never seen Tyranth... just... so... Flummoxed with pain.
when the left-most dude says, 'two hours'. LUL i really felt for him
It’s amazing how Super Hero films went from the Cadillac of brands to the Pinto. It doesn’t command any respect or anticipation, it’s just another throwaway inferior ‘product’
Backfires every where.
Pintos ?
More like Yugos
We had a cat named Sea-ahy-tee gato ford, because we weren't planning to get attached to her. She was a stray that we picked up from our church. She was the best cat we ever had.
“Who names a cat, cat?” Someone with absolutely no creativity and wants others to suffer because of it.
"He worked with my mother on a spider safari in the Amazon..."
Everything from the trailer made it sound like a gripping mystery!
Precognition could be such a cool power if used right. In the TV show Fringe they had one episode with a character that was able to run near infinite probabilities in his head, essentially giving him precognition. He used his abilities to set up seemingly innocuous chain reactions that would eventually prove fatal, for instance, dropping a pen in order to cause a mail truck to crash.
I already wasn't happy about peter parker not being the first Spider-Man but to make Ezekiel the villain now? Lol. So will we get a good morlun?
The dude at the left is contemplating all his life choices that lead him to be there 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have a friend who named his cat "cat, short for catthew".
Thank you for your service, Knights! 🤣
“Who names a cat, cat.” Nervously looks the other way
Granted it’s short for Katharine
Hmm, that's actually a bit cute then @@austintheamerican3784
Steps on how to watch this movie:
*-*Place your head on your pillow
*-*Wrap yourself in your warm comfy blanket
*-*Dream of the trailer on a loop until you wake up
*-*Say: "WOW! That was a s#!tty nightmare"
*-*Go back to sleep
But the "Bad Guy" has spider senses too!
How could he not see how he died at the end of the movie?
And how did the main character not see the incidents coming that make her blind and crippled?
Seems kinda important.
Truman Capote wrote a story where the cat is named “Cat”… Breakfast at Tiffany’s
This is exactly why I am a $10 supporter on Patreon; to compensate Shad & Crew for being the canaries in the media swamp so I don’t have to, and to fund the no doubt VAST quantities of painkillers they need to take in order to numb their poor, battered brains from all the awful writing, inconsistencies and plot holes that they expose themselves to on a regular basis so WE DON’T HAVE TO!!! GENTLEMEN, I SALUTE YOU!!!
I don't even know what to say anymore..my heart is hoping high for Deadpool and Reynolds had to fight hard to get as far as he could....
Target demographic for this film is CEOs and CFOs.
No, the target demographic is the writers’s and director’s echo-chamber social circles.
CEOs and CFOs still need to see profit.
Well SAID@@JoRoq1
@@JoRoq1 Ah but you see; this film looks like it's trying to check off all those "profit" boxes. Pleases the investors, plenty of product placement, cut every corner to reduce costs, release on the best possible day for a movie since Christmas. The only thing they forgot was to make the movie worth watching, but dumb audiences won't know not to watch it until enough people have watched it already right?
Tyranth's hair was cut by AI.
I'm dead 🤣🤣
The movie did that to him. It changes you. I used to be white.
@@cheeseburgersuperior1874 I watched it, and now I have a Siamese twin growing out of my stomach who keeps telling me to "Open your mind!". He apparently thinks I was being dismissive of Madame Web, but it really was crap.
@@MrNickPresleyIt's time to show the "baby" some _good_ Spider-Movies.
What even is this, I get I am out of the loop but I had no idea this madame web thing even was a thing that existed
She isn't a thing, she's a character and has been for 40 years. This is also nothing....... repeat...... NOTHING..... even close to the comic character.
A character is well within the definition of "a thing"@@bigguy7353
She's supposed to be this all-seeing prophetess in the Spiderman universe and is an old woman by the time of Peter Parker.
@@janeenschultz8502 yep madame web should be played by someone like helen mirren
@@idawg7332 Madame "Cobweb"?
IT'S MADAME MORBIN TIME !
EXACTLY!
#ThisisNOTMadameWeb
Tyranth's thousand yard stare is priceless
Madame Web was created by the same people that made morbius.
These "creative" are friends of Feige.
Sony was ready to sell Spiderman back to Marvel just before "NO Way Home"
After "NO Way Home", Sony backed out.
Feige was pissed.
Now these creatives have to "re-fail" the franchise without making it look like that's what they're doing.
I used to work with these creatives.
Everyone's face...looking like they're having war flashbacks whenever someone has to recall an event in the movie.
but, but, but, BUT, but, but, female empowerment?
"There are ways to work with it..."
"Did they work with it, Shad?"
"Well... no...."
🤣
Oh my Tyranth's 1,000 yard stare at the start XDD
I have really been saving money by not going to the theater for the past few years. Keep it up, Hollywood!
"Who names their cat.... cat". Looks at my cat named "Little Kitty". I feel attacked.
Thanks! Instead of me going to the theater and wasting my time and aggravation yelling at the movie screen.
The cat in Red Dwarf is named Cat.
Yep.
Cat named Cat.
Neighbor has a GSD named D.O.G, spoken Dee-Oh-Gee but spelled DOG
I have waited all night for this…
WHAAAAAAAT?!!! The movie everyone knew was going to be shit, was actually shit? 😱😱😱
I remember watching a cartoon of Spider Woman back in the 90s. I loved that, shame this movie isn't that.
I would like to request Shad reviwing a movie.
Studio Ghibli lastest movie The boy and the Heron.
Don't know if Shad is an anime guy but would still like to hear his opinion on it.
actually my sister named her cat cat. I reccomended different names my favourite was truffel
From the studio that crapped out Morbius, and put Venom in a PG-13 playground twice, Sony pictures presents Madame Web!
And if you think Kraven is going to be good, I've got a snake oil bridge bitcoin nft to sell you.
The writers don't deserve writers strike they're all bad at writing
I named my neighbours' cat "cat".
I certainly was going him moo moo like she wanted
I don't watch any superhero or marvel stuff but I love listening to you guys talk about it.
"You poor devil! What did they do to you in that triangle?"
- Gomez,to Fester -
'The Addams Family'
I know it's going to be bad but honestly I had a little bit of Hope for this film I'm so disappointed and I have a feeling it won't be the last with Deadpool and Wolverine coming up
Are Sony basically doing a ‘The Producers’….?
re wish; toy companies like Kenner and Hasbro, have got 3ish warehouses of merch they can't sell.
and Madame web well it doesn't even sound like the same character from the comics again.
fireworks warehouses do explode when exposed to intense heat.
take the Beirut explosion recently. exploded with near nuke (fatboy) capability
Once upon a time a person could not get a job writing in Hollywood if they were under 50. Now one can not get a job writing there unless one is under 30. That is the issue here. Inclusivity can work if dealt with intelligently.
......But the lead writer "Matt Sazama" past works were Morbius, Dracula: Untold, Gods of Egypt, Power Rangers, and The Last Witch Hunter.
He only writes bad movies.
Black Adam played with anti-heroism plenty, but that film certainly didn't do anything with it.
In the sword of truth novels there is a cat that is named cat. There you go
They gave a movie of the discount Madam Web.
The good one was the old mystical woman who acted as the boss/side character.
They just made her a cheap discount spider-woman... we knew it would suck and it was proven true.
I name my cat Cat and my dog Dog.
Sony just doesnt want to lose the movie rights to Marvel... so they have to make such movies...
They could have made a movies with much less of a budget.
@@Raximus3000 you know thats not how Hollywood works nowadays.
@@Frankon81
Did it ever? Fan4stic cost 120 million in 2015 and it was all so they can keep the rights?
As Hollywood continues to milk this side character Bonanza, I personally can't wait till we get the Jimmy Olsen movie that we've all been desperately craving. Except instead of being a junior reporter he'll be a transgender TikTok influencer who goes viral after interviewing Supergirl
I knew this movie was bad when I saw the actresses dress extra provocatively in the press tour.
You know what, my workplace gave us tickets to watch this movie... I think I'll dip out during the movie and go buy a Gunpla kit or two... maybe build them while the movie is going on and come back before it ends.
"did they .... Did they Shad..."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair Black Adam is an antihero in many iterations. Especially later versions.
"I'll save my people, at everyone else's expense if necessary, but if we're left alone you won't hear from me. I'll team up with heroes and villains if it serves my purposes." has kinda been his whole schick a lot of times.
When I saw the trailer for"Madam Web" on the TV, I was hyped; "Ooh, they're digging deep into the Spider-Man lore, introducing the old lady mentor inside his head!" Then i saw the three girls in spider costumes posing, no Peter Parker, and slumped back in my chair. I knew where this is going.
Goodbye, hope for the franchise.
I have never, in my life, not once at any time ever....come across cardboard that folds.
Do you think the actress got a job through the ‘red knees’ job application?
Her acting in a few of her movies seems to be poor
Why is Peter Parker's father Ben that's his uncle. His father's name is Richard.
If you played the game Midnight Suns, which follows some of the story of the limited run comic, Agatha Harkness was in that, but she was already dead at the beginning and only interacts as a ghost.
20:28 it depends. If they'd make Kraven's Last Hunt... That would shatter the box office. But they don't think that 90s comic books are any good. They have to be changed for non existent modern audience.
Yes! I can't believe I've been missing these videos. ❤️
Most explosives do not explode when exposed to fire - they need the detonation of a much more sensitive explosive to set them off. Eg. TNT will just burn without exploding.
Otherwise they would be insanely dangerous to store and handle. Detonators contain sensitive explosives that are easy to set off by all sorts of means, but if they might be placed inside the other explosive that insulates it from the environment.
My gold comical moment was when she has the vision of her mother she forgets its a vision and screams " why you didn't why love me" then remembers it's a vision 😂😂😂