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  • Опубліковано 4 кві 2023
  • Charlie is on the firing line as Melissa is all sour grapes over Alan's double life | Two And A Half Men on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122
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  • @luciferm9647
    @luciferm9647 Рік тому +203

    She was wrong. About what? What difference does it make? I won an argument with a woman. Comedy gold.

  • @wildmike951
    @wildmike951 Рік тому +166

    Melissa was the cutest, most adorable woman I have ever seen. Just a true beauty. Even mad she was sexy as hell

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 8 місяців тому +7

      Melissa and Myra Monkhouse, from Family Matters - two powerful, pint-sized pixies

    • @voraxe3032
      @voraxe3032 4 місяці тому +3

      Get in line i saw her first 🎉

  • @JohnnyStabbo
    @JohnnyStabbo Рік тому +63

    1:25 Evelyn casually droppimg some wisdom for all of us

    • @konpsymusic
      @konpsymusic 3 місяці тому

      01:02 this was the real wisdom bro 💯

  • @Rj-ij6ko
    @Rj-ij6ko 8 місяців тому +26

    I feel like that knee was payback for Charlie dumping HER lol😂

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker 7 місяців тому +5

      So what's alan's payback for two timing her?

    • @Hulkzilla0
      @Hulkzilla0 5 місяців тому +6

      @@melanieparker Well, he accidentally burned down Lyndsey's house, so karma kind of handled it.

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Hulkzilla0 I guess but they did throw melissa away and never see her again and she never did confront him.

    • @Hulkzilla0
      @Hulkzilla0 5 місяців тому +5

      @@melanieparker Yeah, it is a bit annoying we never get a conclusion for Melissa’s story.

    • @jameshaggerty8348
      @jameshaggerty8348 3 місяці тому

      People come and go.

  • @sucote100
    @sucote100 7 місяців тому +13

    This small one was terrific...

  • @Gerchan555
    @Gerchan555 6 місяців тому +20

    The vomiting after the kick in the balls is most realistic depiction of that pain, you really will vomit from pain, it's fucking rough :D

  • @brierichardson8462
    @brierichardson8462 Рік тому +38

    1:55 I like to think of this moment as overdue revenge for when Charlie dumped her

  • @johnaudio232
    @johnaudio232 8 місяців тому +7

    My episiotomy still itches...lol

  • @anthonyvasquezactor
    @anthonyvasquezactor Рік тому +18

    00:34 Yep. Welcome to the 21st century, Evelyn. Most people nowadays aren't even THAT considerate!

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 6 місяців тому +14

    the fact that she apologized because she had to hurt someone she wasn't after, thats some legit honor, most "people" dont even know the meaning of the word honor, or sorry

  • @Aemilius46
    @Aemilius46 Рік тому +41

    If Charlie hit Melissa he would be charged, but Melissa hits a guy?? Nothing happens.... 🤷

    • @Jack1994hoo
      @Jack1994hoo Рік тому +22

      Welcome to reality

    • @Aemilius46
      @Aemilius46 Рік тому +15

      @@Jack1994hoo Yup! It's the sad reality of the Modern world....

    • @SC2Prototype
      @SC2Prototype 10 місяців тому

      if a women knees me in the nuts without good reason, she will get hit in the face

    • @MattHadder
      @MattHadder 9 місяців тому +5

      That's because the men don't usually report it, but women definitely get arrested for domestic violence

    • @octane7047
      @octane7047 7 місяців тому +1

      😂 Imagine doing that to a woman. The guy would rot in jail 😂

  • @PeteyGunn
    @PeteyGunn Рік тому +45

    Who in their right mind would break it off with that kitten

    • @younglove3362
      @younglove3362 Рік тому +5

      You're right, I wouldn't have started with her. I have standards and am not desperate.

    • @uglyskully5928
      @uglyskully5928 2 місяці тому

      Short women are closer to hell so they have alot of anger, wouldn’t recommend

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 25 днів тому

      Umm she is crazy

  • @zidneya
    @zidneya 7 місяців тому +31

    Who else remembers when Charlie broke Melissa's heart and she took it out on Alan by almost killing him in a car crash? As far as I'm concerned, this was loooong overdue.

    • @Hulkzilla0
      @Hulkzilla0 5 місяців тому +3

      Hey, it all balances out!

    • @cockerspanielfan56
      @cockerspanielfan56 День тому

      I do. It was intense. Breaking someone’s heart can drive them crazy, it even drove Jake’s former teacher crazy when he broke things off with her. Her mental breakdown caused her to act out and Ms. Pastrinack ended up getting blackballed from teaching. For Rose, she glued his nuts together and she was always crazy. You can’t be playing with people’s hearts like that, it’s not cool. It only leads to pain and heartache.

  • @rob_101
    @rob_101 Рік тому +41

    Only very few men win an argument against women. Alan was a genius.

    • @ricksimon9867
      @ricksimon9867 Місяць тому

      Rubbish. Accepting that you are wrong is easy, admitting that you are wrong is hard. Men do not "win" arguments when they want their women to ADMIT that they were wrong instead of just taking the W.

  • @shuib
    @shuib 9 місяців тому +3

    My Episiotomy still itches!

  • @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz3507
    @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz3507 Рік тому +14

    I dont know why he ran back to Lyndsey, Melissa was the much hotter and nicer choice by a landslide

    • @fuzzydunlop5506
      @fuzzydunlop5506 8 місяців тому +1

      Alan knows that dating a midget causes back problems.

  • @ps6474
    @ps6474 Рік тому +21

    On some level, I'm sure you had it coming, Lmao!! Gotta love Evelyn That said, Always wanted Alan with Melissa at the end, didn't like Lyndsey too much. Lol

    • @brandon074
      @brandon074 7 місяців тому

      Same here. I thought Lyndsey had too little personality....although I did like the fact she did star in a porn movie while in college. Melissa was the best woman for Alan.

  • @theophilisrogers5791
    @theophilisrogers5791 8 місяців тому +4

    Melissa really broke Charlie down to size

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker 7 місяців тому

      She should've done that to Alan but never did.

  • @crystalworthington2270
    @crystalworthington2270 9 місяців тому +2

    I love Jon cryer

  • @crystalworthington2270
    @crystalworthington2270 9 місяців тому +4

    Charlie is cool

  • @MarceloHenrique1404
    @MarceloHenrique1404 6 місяців тому +1

    Dumping sins in the one you love

  • @user-ei2lm6us2e
    @user-ei2lm6us2e 3 місяці тому +1

    HOLLAND TAYLOR IS BRILLIANT

  • @russulpeter8724
    @russulpeter8724 3 місяці тому

    Their mom can’t hold the laugh in real at0:24

  • @johnspencer9579
    @johnspencer9579 Рік тому +13

    Why can't people just leave a good thing alone that was a fantastic sitcom one that'll go down in the history books they try to take it away from us by trying to charge us even if we had it recorded they take it why I was on the people out there like myself love that show and the people that control it no exactly what they got but that's not good enough for them they want more why can't they just leave a good thing alone and let us enjoy a little bit of the past

    • @Aemilius46
      @Aemilius46 Рік тому

      Obsessed much.... How many shrines do You have of Charlie?? 😂😂

  • @deadmanthehekatonkheire994
    @deadmanthehekatonkheire994 Місяць тому +3

    What kind of idiot breaks up with Melissa for Lindsay?

  • @richardmosher6602
    @richardmosher6602 8 місяців тому +1

    Why wood your bothers grail friend do that to you 3:00 😊

  • @travisjohnson6676
    @travisjohnson6676 Рік тому +10

    Once I want to see a woman get similar treatment in return
    Equal rights, right?

    • @Aemilius46
      @Aemilius46 Рік тому +2

      That's the funny thing everybody complains about "Equal Rights" but that means that if a Woman hits a Man, or Man hits a Woman, EQUAL PUNISHMENT despite your gender....

  • @ministryoftruth8588
    @ministryoftruth8588 Рік тому +23

    Violence, even violence from a woman towards a man is NOT FUNNY!!! Charlie should have had that midget ARRESTED!!!

    • @sliferxxxx
      @sliferxxxx Рік тому

      Or hit her azz back

    • @henryhondo8421
      @henryhondo8421 Рік тому +7

      Welcome to double standards. GBV only applies to men not women

    • @chesscomsupport8689
      @chesscomsupport8689 9 місяців тому

      It isn't funny, but it is kind of a turn-on.

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker 7 місяців тому +2

    "Charlie the sell-out?" Very misleading title. Considering Alan suffered NO consequences for two timing Lindsay and we never hear from Melissa again I think selling out is thee last thing Charlie did to his slimeball brother.

  • @Alice15210
    @Alice15210 Місяць тому

    I still think melissa burnt down Lynsey's house bcs of this scene. Charlie gave her the address

  • @Aemilius46
    @Aemilius46 Рік тому +7

    "I can't, I'm not a rat!" About 10 seconds later.... rats.. How about that?? Everybody's favorite character is a Rat!! 😂😂😂😂 Charlie and Alan are Cowards..

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime Місяць тому

    2:01 Let's be honest. After breaking Melissa's heart by Charlie, he DESERVED it.

  • @lylebaierlein419
    @lylebaierlein419 7 місяців тому +4

    Melissa assaulted charlie and no one does a thing about it? Where is the equality?

  • @darrenedwards8884
    @darrenedwards8884 Рік тому +3

    Charlie did deserve it

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak 9 місяців тому +3

    I learned my lesson a long time ago about short women. they can be very deceiving.

    • @lauracoutts7109
      @lauracoutts7109 4 місяці тому +1

      Dynamite comes in small packages. My late grandmother was a titch and had a terrible temper. People were afraid of all four and a half feet of her.

  • @screew708
    @screew708 Рік тому +15

    Violence towards men is hilarious isn't it?

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker 7 місяців тому

      Why do you think the three stooges was so successful?

  • @fonkamex
    @fonkamex Рік тому +6

    This comedy is 20 years old so many jokes here doesn’t apply anymore. Like her assault to Charlie, these days that would end up in arrest but 20 years ago it wasn’t like that. So people, stop complaining.