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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • Alan, let this be a lesson that nothing 'legal' ever happens at the beach during questionable hours 🙅🏻‍♂️ | Two And A Half Men on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122

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  • @SilasNiishinda
    @SilasNiishinda 7 місяців тому +35

    “Atleast this clown didn’t ask if I was Jewish” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876
      @stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876 7 місяців тому +2

      I didn’t get this joke

    • @mellowmayelo
      @mellowmayelo 7 місяців тому +15

      ​@@stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876they were making fun of Mel Gibson. This was when he got arrested back in like 2009 and a bunch of phone recordings were made public where he's being antisemitic

    • @stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876
      @stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876 7 місяців тому +3

      @@mellowmayelo ohhh that’s right! Thank you for your response!! 😎😀mAkes sense now

  • @apujoin
    @apujoin 3 місяці тому +3

    You know what? I’m gonna do it
    “Pay rent?”

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 Рік тому +101

    How Dafuq do you mistake a guy in dark clothes and carrying a bag with a man in his bright pajamas jogging with no bag??

    • @abehambino
      @abehambino 8 місяців тому +3

      Because it was dark????

    • @aggressiveblaze
      @aggressiveblaze 8 місяців тому

      Why dafuq did Alan ask the black officer if he was jewish? Is he antisemite?

    • @whatdidyoutoldme9395
      @whatdidyoutoldme9395 7 місяців тому +5

      @@abehambinothey had a big ass spotlight on him?

    • @DomWeasel
      @DomWeasel 6 місяців тому +10

      How do you mistake someone asleep in their own home for an armed intruder?
      They're American cops.

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker 9 місяців тому +81

    "I swear on my son's life..." I wanted alan to finish that sentence. Seriously, he'll what? Move out? It's sad that alan thinks he has any leverage in that house.

    • @dobronx4771
      @dobronx4771 8 місяців тому +1

      Technically Charlie ruined Alan by sleeping with his lawyer. Maybe moral leverage. But yeah anytime Alan tries to win an argument or try to own an argument against Charlie, he literally never wins as he has brings nothing to the table.

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker 8 місяців тому +9

      @@dobronx4771 Did Charlie tell Alan to marry Kandi, ask her to divorce like Judith did and take all his money and throw him out? Nice try though.

    • @dobronx4771
      @dobronx4771 8 місяців тому +8

      @@melanieparker true but all that wouldn’t have happened if….that one thing didn’t happen. That one thing. Alan ain’t no angel, but Charlie did ruin him. Very much so.

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 4 місяці тому

      @dobronx4771+ compare to Charlie he is

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker 4 місяці тому +1

      @@georgebrice8329 No he isn't.

  • @maswimadaraka9094
    @maswimadaraka9094 11 місяців тому +15

    Why do you keep calling me Charlie 😂😂😂

  • @Asahamana
    @Asahamana Рік тому +7

    And this was The first Time I heard The theme to Chariots of fire.

  • @blancarosales3400
    @blancarosales3400 Рік тому +48

    So how was your run 😂😂😂

  • @farhanahmad6316
    @farhanahmad6316 Рік тому +11

    Dogs wernt optional after all

  • @redips
    @redips Рік тому +69

    Alan: you really enjoy screwing don't you?
    Charlie: Well. you don't pay rent.
    Charlie has a point Alan. since you don't pay rent, Charlie is allowed to screw you however he please. lol

    • @alpontius
      @alpontius Рік тому +5

      Nop he doesnt.

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 9 місяців тому +1

      Alan: You know what? I’m going to do it
      Charlie: Pay rent?
      Alan: No

    • @shahinuchowdhury5372
      @shahinuchowdhury5372 7 місяців тому

      Ok you are saying this as this may be a show but it is his brother. So if your brother was living with you but not paying rent would you screw with him.

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 6 місяців тому

      @@alpontius OH hell yes does

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 4 місяці тому

      You guys do know the reason he struck there bcuz charlie dump his divorce lawyer

  • @CelebrityGamerTV
    @CelebrityGamerTV 7 місяців тому +3

    I would pretend not to know Alan if this means he goes to jail.

  • @kevaunmitchell1316
    @kevaunmitchell1316 Рік тому +7

    It's the Release the dogs episode from season 4 aired in 2006

  • @PriscoDH
    @PriscoDH Рік тому +10

    Hey it is Good 👍

  • @tripple_R
    @tripple_R Рік тому +8

    What does the cop say at 2:43? At least this clown didn't ask if I was.. what?

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 7 місяців тому +2

    And Charlie said he would have trouble finding a dog.

    • @theman1412
      @theman1412 7 місяців тому

      If only Alan got to keep Chester 😊

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 7 місяців тому

      @@theman1412 Chester was a spite dog.

  • @Alice-hw6db
    @Alice-hw6db Рік тому +3

    AMEN

  • @falcon3268
    @falcon3268 5 місяців тому

    Just to get Alan out of the house for a bit longer, Charlie should've told the police that not only he didn't know who Alan was but convince the police that he had seen Alan's face on wanted posters for supposive murder cases and kidnapping charges. I am sure that Judith would back that up as she hates Alan just as much.

  • @BrandonFernandoContrerasMontij
    @BrandonFernandoContrerasMontij 5 місяців тому +1

    Yo no viviría con mi Hermano aunque me pagaran

  • @shuib
    @shuib Рік тому +6

    Can someone tell me (I'm not Jewish neither am I anti-semitic) why "at least he didn't ask me if I'm Jewish" got the audience shock reaction?

    • @shuib
      @shuib Рік тому +1

      @@jimmybobbobjr.3396 thanks so much. Much appreciated!

    • @Zeralop
      @Zeralop Рік тому +1

      You cannot be anti semitic to so called Jews, cuz they re not Jews, they re khazar Mongols from the orient, who came from the Babylonians.

    • @Zeralop
      @Zeralop Рік тому

      ​@@jimmybobbobjr.3396Has mel Gibson always opposed the Jews?

    • @orsh3331
      @orsh3331 10 місяців тому +3

      Mel gibson incident

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 8 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, I think they joked about Mel Gibson arrest. It shows how old this show is. Who nowadays remembers Mel Gibson incidents and his phone rants? Only very old people like me.

  • @BrandonFernandoContrerasMontij
    @BrandonFernandoContrerasMontij 5 місяців тому

    😂😂

  • @vikramsarangan18
    @vikramsarangan18 7 місяців тому +1

    The black guy taking about being called Jewish 😅😂.... Too much

  • @redips
    @redips Рік тому +41

    2:32 Alan: Charlie, I swear on my son's life!!!!
    You know what Alan, just for that officers take him to jail. lol

  • @TheJoyofCooking24
    @TheJoyofCooking24 Рік тому +32

    😅😅😅 Why do you keep calling me Charlie

    • @redips
      @redips 9 місяців тому +1

      I think Alan got the wrong house. lol

  • @sourabhkarmakar8040
    @sourabhkarmakar8040 Рік тому +51

    Alan gone full Karen mode there 😂

    • @clarkkent8286
      @clarkkent8286 Рік тому +11

      It was justified

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 7 місяців тому +4

      He was unjustly confronted. You don't know what it means to be a Karen.

  • @darthuchiha1418
    @darthuchiha1418 8 місяців тому +7

    Charlie was such a troll the show wasn’t the same when he died he carried the whole show

  • @piedadleon817
    @piedadleon817 Рік тому +9

    Sadly I would have said “ I’m sorry I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ who he is “

  • @garystahl9948
    @garystahl9948 7 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊