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  • Опубліковано 9 сер 2023
  • Alan, let this be a lesson that nothing 'legal' ever happens at the beach during questionable hours 🙅🏻‍♂️ | Two And A Half Men on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122
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  • @redips
    @redips 10 місяців тому +37

    2:32 Alan: Charlie, I swear on my son's life!!!!
    You know what Alan, just for that officers take him to jail. lol

  • @SilasNiishinda
    @SilasNiishinda 4 місяці тому +28

    “Atleast this clown didn’t ask if I was Jewish” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876
      @stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876 3 місяці тому +1

      I didn’t get this joke

    • @mellowmayelo
      @mellowmayelo 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876they were making fun of Mel Gibson. This was when he got arrested back in like 2009 and a bunch of phone recordings were made public where he's being antisemitic

    • @stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876
      @stmichaeldefendusinbattle9876 3 місяці тому +2

      @@mellowmayelo ohhh that’s right! Thank you for your response!! 😎😀mAkes sense now

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker 6 місяців тому +69

    "I swear on my son's life..." I wanted alan to finish that sentence. Seriously, he'll what? Move out? It's sad that alan thinks he has any leverage in that house.

    • @dobronx4771
      @dobronx4771 5 місяців тому +1

      Technically Charlie ruined Alan by sleeping with his lawyer. Maybe moral leverage. But yeah anytime Alan tries to win an argument or try to own an argument against Charlie, he literally never wins as he has brings nothing to the table.

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker 5 місяців тому +9

      @@dobronx4771 Did Charlie tell Alan to marry Kandi, ask her to divorce like Judith did and take all his money and throw him out? Nice try though.

    • @dobronx4771
      @dobronx4771 5 місяців тому +6

      @@melanieparker true but all that wouldn’t have happened if….that one thing didn’t happen. That one thing. Alan ain’t no angel, but Charlie did ruin him. Very much so.

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 Місяць тому

      @dobronx4771+ compare to Charlie he is

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Місяць тому +1

      @@georgebrice8329 No he isn't.

  • @maswimadaraka9094
    @maswimadaraka9094 8 місяців тому +14

    Why do you keep calling me Charlie 😂😂😂

  • @TheJoyofCooking24
    @TheJoyofCooking24 9 місяців тому +30

    😅😅😅 Why do you keep calling me Charlie

    • @redips
      @redips 6 місяців тому

      I think Alan got the wrong house. lol

  • @masternoob9673
    @masternoob9673 9 місяців тому +101

    How Dafuq do you mistake a guy in dark clothes and carrying a bag with a man in his bright pajamas jogging with no bag??

    • @abehambino
      @abehambino 5 місяців тому +3

      Because it was dark????

    • @aggressiveblaze
      @aggressiveblaze 4 місяці тому

      Why dafuq did Alan ask the black officer if he was jewish? Is he antisemite?

    • @whatdidyoutoldme9395
      @whatdidyoutoldme9395 3 місяці тому +5

      @@abehambinothey had a big ass spotlight on him?

    • @DomWeasel
      @DomWeasel 3 місяці тому +8

      How do you mistake someone asleep in their own home for an armed intruder?
      They're American cops.

  • @blancarosales3400
    @blancarosales3400 10 місяців тому +47

    So how was your run 😂😂😂

    • @GTFilms3636
      @GTFilms3636 10 місяців тому +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Asahamana
    @Asahamana 9 місяців тому +7

    And this was The first Time I heard The theme to Chariots of fire.

  • @redips
    @redips 10 місяців тому +66

    Alan: you really enjoy screwing don't you?
    Charlie: Well. you don't pay rent.
    Charlie has a point Alan. since you don't pay rent, Charlie is allowed to screw you however he please. lol

    • @alpontius
      @alpontius 10 місяців тому +5

      Nop he doesnt.

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 6 місяців тому +1

      Alan: You know what? I’m going to do it
      Charlie: Pay rent?
      Alan: No

    • @shahinuzzamanchowdhury5942
      @shahinuzzamanchowdhury5942 4 місяці тому

      Ok you are saying this as this may be a show but it is his brother. So if your brother was living with you but not paying rent would you screw with him.

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 3 місяці тому

      @@alpontius OH hell yes does

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 Місяць тому

      You guys do know the reason he struck there bcuz charlie dump his divorce lawyer

  • @farhanahmad6316
    @farhanahmad6316 9 місяців тому +10

    Dogs wernt optional after all

  • @sourabhkarmakar8040
    @sourabhkarmakar8040 10 місяців тому +47

    Alan gone full Karen mode there 😂

    • @clarkkent8286
      @clarkkent8286 9 місяців тому +10

      It was justified

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 4 місяці тому +2

      He was unjustly confronted. You don't know what it means to be a Karen.

  • @kevaunmitchell1316
    @kevaunmitchell1316 10 місяців тому +7

    It's the Release the dogs episode from season 4 aired in 2006

  • @apujoin
    @apujoin 6 днів тому

    You know what? I’m gonna do it
    “Pay rent?”

  • @PriscoDH
    @PriscoDH 10 місяців тому +9

    Hey it is Good 👍

  • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation
    @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation 4 місяці тому +2

    I would pretend not to know Alan if this means he goes to jail.

  • @darthuchiha1418
    @darthuchiha1418 5 місяців тому +7

    Charlie was such a troll the show wasn’t the same when he died he carried the whole show

  • @Alice-hw6db
    @Alice-hw6db 10 місяців тому +3

    AMEN

  • @tripple_R
    @tripple_R 8 місяців тому +8

    What does the cop say at 2:43? At least this clown didn't ask if I was.. what?

  • @piedadleon817
    @piedadleon817 10 місяців тому +9

    Sadly I would have said “ I’m sorry I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ who he is “

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 4 місяці тому +2

    And Charlie said he would have trouble finding a dog.

    • @theman1412
      @theman1412 3 місяці тому

      If only Alan got to keep Chester 😊

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 3 місяці тому

      @@theman1412 Chester was a spite dog.

  • @garystahl9948
    @garystahl9948 3 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @user-gc5os2jr4g
    @user-gc5os2jr4g 2 місяці тому

    😂😂

  • @falcon3268
    @falcon3268 2 місяці тому

    Just to get Alan out of the house for a bit longer, Charlie should've told the police that not only he didn't know who Alan was but convince the police that he had seen Alan's face on wanted posters for supposive murder cases and kidnapping charges. I am sure that Judith would back that up as she hates Alan just as much.

  • @shuib
    @shuib 9 місяців тому +6

    Can someone tell me (I'm not Jewish neither am I anti-semitic) why "at least he didn't ask me if I'm Jewish" got the audience shock reaction?

    • @shuib
      @shuib 9 місяців тому +1

      @@jimmybobbobjr.3396 thanks so much. Much appreciated!

    • @Zeralop
      @Zeralop 8 місяців тому +1

      You cannot be anti semitic to so called Jews, cuz they re not Jews, they re khazar Mongols from the orient, who came from the Babylonians.

    • @Zeralop
      @Zeralop 8 місяців тому

      ​@@jimmybobbobjr.3396Has mel Gibson always opposed the Jews?

    • @orsh3331
      @orsh3331 6 місяців тому +3

      Mel gibson incident

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 5 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, I think they joked about Mel Gibson arrest. It shows how old this show is. Who nowadays remembers Mel Gibson incidents and his phone rants? Only very old people like me.

  • @user-gc5os2jr4g
    @user-gc5os2jr4g 2 місяці тому

    Yo no viviría con mi Hermano aunque me pagaran

  • @vikramsarangan18
    @vikramsarangan18 4 місяці тому +1

    The black guy taking about being called Jewish 😅😂.... Too much