As a Floridian, I can honestly say anytime there is a story on a non-local news channel I'm always like "don't say FL, Don't say FL, don't sayyyy ahhhhh ya said FL" 😂😂😂😂
Same here! Did you hear about the Florida guy who had to get saved by the police when he skinny dipped in a lake and got caught in the mouth of an alligator? The problem is that the next year he did the same thing!
I'm from Australia and we love stories about Floridians. The thing to do was to google your birthday and Florida man to see the headlines over the years. Love it.
Most ridiculous crime I heard was a car theft where a child was inside the stolen car. The car thief went back to the parking lot, gave the child back to their parents and then the thief proceeded to lecture the parents about child abandonment and poor parenting. After the thief finished lecturing the parents, drove away in the stolen car. I don't remember what happened next but it was kinda hilarious to read about.
Ah Jaime. Crime, guns and mayhem and you are concerned about: "what happen to the pizza?" and that a criminal with flatulence got mocked on television. Just got to adore such a delightfully lovely lunatic. ❣
Martine ... "That stinks" followed by the "innocent pose"! 😂😂😂 Chris hasn't been very punny in the past few videos so I'm glad you're here to cover for him, loud and proud, like the incriminating fart! 😂
Anthony! So excited for your 1st Florida man guess! And Jaime, have you ever dated a Florida man? 😂😂😂 You were weirdly specific, confident ... and correct ... with the alligator answer! LMAO!
If I was an officer on lemon juice face man's case, I'd have told him, "You know how invisible ink becomes visible in smoke? We hit you with smoke in the bank. But we put lemon juice on the smoke so you couldn't see it. That's how smart we are."
working at the county jail, we say this all the time: we have jobs for a reason...lol also, there was this one guy who got arrested for arson because he burned down his former place of work (I think...) and the building next door got caught too. The cameras showed a male clearly wearing a wig and hat destroying the stuff inside and setting it on fire....he also destroyed the tv/computer as well so I don't think they had a lot on camera that survived. Then later he went to the police I believe to report something (can't remember what) and he had a damp towel to his head and he gave some excuse. They talked to him and just the stories he was telling made it obvious to them that he was involved....they later either got his permission or a search warrant to search his place and they found a bag from a party store with 9 wigs and hats inside, plus the receipt that said he bought 10 wigs and hats. So with everything combined, they arrested him for the charges; and his mug shot, his eyebrows are burned off and he has a visible line from where the wig was 🤣🤣
I was literally asking myself this. Everyone is so beautiful not just physically but their personalities are magical. It also makes me happy when they dm you back 🥺
@@thatgirl9532that is LITERALLY the most beautiful thing you could say. Thank you guys for supporting inner and outer beauty and appreciating us for who we are, it means more than you know 💛. Sending all this positivity back your way x10!
Here is another one. Saw this one on TV. Cops pull over a guy in a pickup truck for DUI in a parking lot. The guy speeds away while throwing several beer cans out the window and the cop just stood there watching. WHY??? The guy was SO DRUNK he just did circles around the cop until backup showed up.
As a teenager I was out dropping off resumes and overheard the bus driver talking to another rider about the Subway we were passing. Turns out the cops are there once a month because it's always getting robbed (he had a buddy who was an officer). Let's just say I did not drop a resume there EVER.
So I'm confused. On Crime 7 - you said Martine was correct. Cassie and Brian both basically said the same thing as Martine, shouldn't they have got the points for that too? 11:22 Martine ; 11:25 Cassie ; 11:32 Brian
That story gets even better if you read about the whole thing. He even took a picture of himself before the robberies to make sure it worked. When he looked at the picture and was invisible in it, he assumed that it worked. Unfortunately for him, he didn't have the camera pointed at his face when he took the picture.
I've noticed that Martine replies to every comments she is mentioned in so far, so let me experiment with this. Martine, you are very funny in these React video, I almost always watch when either you, Jaime, or Izzy Rocha are in it. Btw, no hate for you responding to comments mentioning you, I pointed it out simply because I noticed that it seems like you do. I do hope you respond to my comment.
Here is one and YES it did happen. Local small town satellite bank got robbed by gun point. The robber took off with a few hundred dollars. The cop caught him only 1 mile away on a bicycle and got him on 3 charges. 1- Armed Robbery, 2-Position of a gun and 3-Shoplifting (the gun was a toy gun stolen at a local drug store across the street).
As someone who was actually working in hueytown, Alabama while he was robbing subways. My mom was afraid I'd get held up at work even if I didn't work at subway when this happened
The last one i knew immediately because i remember hearing that story back in like highschool and i graduated in 05 so was surprised to see that was one of the idiots they chose but knew it right away and even shouted lemon juice at the beginning haha.
Crime #3 how did he throw a alligator?! And the parents say he’s a prankster that ment no harm? Another case of “it’s a prank bro” that makes no sense to us normal people.
As a Floridian, I can honestly say anytime there is a story on a non-local news channel I'm always like "don't say FL, Don't say FL, don't sayyyy ahhhhh ya said FL" 😂😂😂😂
Same here!!!!
Honestly same
im not from florda but my sister lives in florida so im also always saying that
Same here! Did you hear about the Florida guy who had to get saved by the police when he skinny dipped in a lake and got caught in the mouth of an alligator? The problem is that the next year he did the same thing!
I'm from Australia and we love stories about Floridians. The thing to do was to google your birthday and Florida man to see the headlines over the years. Love it.
Most ridiculous crime I heard was a car theft where a child was inside the stolen car. The car thief went back to the parking lot, gave the child back to their parents and then the thief proceeded to lecture the parents about child abandonment and poor parenting. After the thief finished lecturing the parents, drove away in the stolen car. I don't remember what happened next but it was kinda hilarious to read about.
I read that too. If you asked me, after leaving their kid in the car, they deserved to have their car stolen
Ah Jaime. Crime, guns and mayhem and you are concerned about: "what happen to the pizza?" and that a criminal with flatulence got mocked on television. Just got to adore such a delightfully lovely lunatic. ❣
I love the fact Florida Man was it's own category 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How did Jaime get that alligator guess correct 😭😭 that’s so funny
6:07 - A prank? Sounds more like cruelty to animals, to me.
6:09 Steve Irwin is my idol as well. But just because I'm Aussie and a crocodile hunter, doesn't mean I TOSS ONE IN A FREAKIN DRIVE THROUGH!!!
yeah I don't think Steve would approve
@@msdouglas12100 Steve would 100% approve.
@@edensarnelli9373 uh I don't think he would approve throwing an animal at someone
i like how jaime was worried about the pizza she is so a foodie!
19:04 Martine is that.. c-men you drew 🤣
😂😂 my attempt at a C- shaped 👻
4:23 That was such a Jaime thing to say. Lol.
And the modem sound 11:00 while Brian tried to process Jaime's "good for them" was HILARIOUS! The look on your face couldn't have matched any better!
Martine and Anthony need to paired up more. A duo we didn't know that was needed.
💛 love me some Anthony 💛
4:50 he was so excited he got it right😂
Martine & Anthony need to pair up more they are on 🔥 this episode so funny 😂
Right? But they seem to connect with whoever they're teamed with. It's like their superpower
Charisma +100 lol
Aww love that- he’s such a doll 💛
@@timisme8360omg that means so much Tim 😊😊
All of those dumb criminal crime stories are insane and hilarious especially the last one. I'd love to see you all do a part 2 of this.
Shayne Smith has a great standup bit about the Alligator Wendy’s robbery
That's how I knew the answer, before they gave the clues
Martine ... "That stinks" followed by the "innocent pose"! 😂😂😂 Chris hasn't been very punny in the past few videos so I'm glad you're here to cover for him, loud and proud, like the incriminating fart! 😂
😂😂😂😂😂🤭🤭💨
10:43 I remember seeing this crime on On Patrol Live on a Wanted segment, they lost the money, and I think they also lost their vehicle as well
The music they play when they guess the Florida man stories is too hilarious.
This is one of my most fav episodes. LMFAO 😂😂😂
Anthony! So excited for your 1st Florida man guess! And Jaime, have you ever dated a Florida man? 😂😂😂 You were weirdly specific, confident ... and correct ... with the alligator answer! LMAO!
17:57 Joker : "and i thought my jokes were bad."
That poor Alligator.
I agree
I can’t believe the guy that threw a gator through the drive through is is at my Wendy’s I go to literally 2 blocks away. 😮
“Smells Floridian” 😂
Yeah that was great lol 😂
Lol I'm from FL I remember the gator story at Wendy's. It's hilarious people still talk about it
Chris cracking up at mariachi was awesome 😂
"I hope he got a Frosty"
GIRL 😅😅😅😅😅
Will definitely be hoping for the eventual part 2 please
People named "Donald" and their mugshots . . . lol!
I love how Jamie feels bad for the stupid people 😂😂😂
If you didn’t come from tiktok raise your hand 🤚🏽
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Literally who cares
10:18 I would have given her the point as Hair Spray and a Lighter is essentially a Blow Torch
4:49 Goddamn another sign broke 😂😂.
If I was an officer on lemon juice face man's case, I'd have told him, "You know how invisible ink becomes visible in smoke? We hit you with smoke in the bank. But we put lemon juice on the smoke so you couldn't see it. That's how smart we are."
what happend to the pizza....I Love Jaime...
Lol that was my thought too lol
This is why thieves needs more braincell than normal human🤣🤣🤣
7:41 “he farted?”
Hears my uncle fart in the other room
The timing made me spit out my soda XD
that must have been really funny🤣
15:59 Yinzers to the frooooont 😂
Martine is so artsy. Loved her pics😊
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This was hilarious! I love dumb criminals! And Florida men! Where would we be without them, and REACT!
Jay Leno: Kevin, what do I hate?
Kevin Eubanks: Stupid criminals?
Jay Leno: Stupid criminals!!
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno; Headlines segment.
As a FL man I’m offended. 😂
4:24
This woman asking the real questions.
11:03 He looks like if Carlton from Fresh Prince Of Bel Air was really, really drunk. Lol.
working at the county jail, we say this all the time: we have jobs for a reason...lol
also, there was this one guy who got arrested for arson because he burned down his former place of work (I think...) and the building next door got caught too. The cameras showed a male clearly wearing a wig and hat destroying the stuff inside and setting it on fire....he also destroyed the tv/computer as well so I don't think they had a lot on camera that survived. Then later he went to the police I believe to report something (can't remember what) and he had a damp towel to his head and he gave some excuse. They talked to him and just the stories he was telling made it obvious to them that he was involved....they later either got his permission or a search warrant to search his place and they found a bag from a party store with 9 wigs and hats inside, plus the receipt that said he bought 10 wigs and hats. So with everything combined, they arrested him for the charges; and his mug shot, his eyebrows are burned off and he has a visible line from where the wig was 🤣🤣
I also am one of the ones that says got to be a Florida person. 😂😂😂
You feel sad for him? He robbed 4 subways bc he didn’t “lose weight”. He’s an idiot. A dangerous idiot. Why in the world do you feel bad for him?
Thank you for fulfilling my daily dose of Jamie
i love this episode,..... NEED A SEQUEL !!!
Agreed
Why are all the adults on React so attractive?
I was literally asking myself this. Everyone is so beautiful not just physically but their personalities are magical.
It also makes me happy when they dm you back 🥺
@@thatgirl9532that is LITERALLY the most beautiful thing you could say. Thank you guys for supporting inner and outer beauty and appreciating us for who we are, it means more than you know 💛. Sending all this positivity back your way x10!
💛💛💛💛💛!!! 😭😭😭😭💛💛
@@MartineBeerman I’m glad you responded because you were the one that made me comment that
Here is another one. Saw this one on TV. Cops pull over a guy in a pickup truck for DUI in a parking lot. The guy speeds away while throwing several beer cans out the window and the cop just stood there watching. WHY??? The guy was SO DRUNK he just did circles around the cop until backup showed up.
Well, that last one..... wow.... just wow...
MAN! I’m starting to LOVE Cassie especially when she said a children’s electric car, I just love that
The fart crime one Funny asf 😂😂
As a teenager I was out dropping off resumes and overheard the bus driver talking to another rider about the Subway we were passing. Turns out the cops are there once a month because it's always getting robbed (he had a buddy who was an officer). Let's just say I did not drop a resume there EVER.
Why? Because it was being robbed, or because of cops?
@@augustrosepriv892. as a single female with a brain, a place that is consistently robbed once a month is something to avoid
So I'm confused. On Crime 7 - you said Martine was correct. Cassie and Brian both basically said the same thing as Martine, shouldn't they have got the points for that too? 11:22 Martine ; 11:25 Cassie ; 11:32 Brian
The lemon juice invisible challenge 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That story gets even better if you read about the whole thing. He even took a picture of himself before the robberies to make sure it worked. When he looked at the picture and was invisible in it, he assumed that it worked. Unfortunately for him, he didn't have the camera pointed at his face when he took the picture.
I've noticed that Martine replies to every comments she is mentioned in so far, so let me experiment with this. Martine, you are very funny in these React video, I almost always watch when either you, Jaime, or Izzy Rocha are in it. Btw, no hate for you responding to comments mentioning you, I pointed it out simply because I noticed that it seems like you do. I do hope you respond to my comment.
I try to as best as I can 💛💛. Appreciate you support so much! 🙌
why did I laugh so hard on that "dougless" pun from chris...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dumbest Criminal I’ve heard of was the bank robber who put plastic cling film on his face as a disguise
how bad is it every time an artucle starts with "florida man" i find it necessary to check and see if one of my family members went bat shit crazy?
It shows you care about your family?? Lol 😂
As a miamian we don't claim most of FL 😂😂
As a Floridian we don't claim Mami as part of FL. 😂 or any North of Gainesville
But in the end of the day, we are all *Ohio-ans*
@hollymanners7997 thats because Miami is a state of its own lol. But you right about Northern FL 😂
Martine is entering her artist phase.
Are we here for it? I think so 😅💛
@@MartineBeerman You keep making those cute artsy letters!! We r all here for it!!
The fries are cold is also something that someone called the cops for and that person had a warrant
I'm smart enough to know I'm too stupid to be a successful criminal.
Hahaha that Jewelry Store robbery happened in Cinci!
Someone did actually call the police to complain that their fries were cold, and he had a warrant for his arrest.🤣
Lol the news folks were on it with reporting on the fart one lol
Omgoodness, I can't stop laughing!
Honestly all these crimes are probably worthy of an episode of Worlds Dumbest Criminals, but it looks like REACT beat them to the punch
I love the little doodles from Martine 😂
Gator tosser lmao 😂😂😂
7:40 that reaction was hilarious 😂
I watched it 5 times and still couldn't stop laughing
Jaime! Jaime! Jaime! Love is the answer!
Here is one and YES it did happen. Local small town satellite bank got robbed by gun point. The robber took off with a few hundred dollars. The cop caught him only 1 mile away on a bicycle and got him on 3 charges. 1- Armed Robbery, 2-Position of a gun and 3-Shoplifting (the gun was a toy gun stolen at a local drug store across the street).
This is funny 😂! Y’all should do another video!!!!
WAIT!! How do you NOT share the Florida Man who broke IN to jail to hang with his friends?!?
This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Lawn mower man story was the one 😂
Can this become a regular series please
Guess the guy on the lawnmower was trying to imitate Adam sandlers water boy movie transportation. Lol
My sister worked at a subway shop and got robbed by a football player of our college team
HA HA HA!
As someone who was actually working in hueytown, Alabama while he was robbing subways. My mom was afraid I'd get held up at work even if I didn't work at subway when this happened
If Dusty Mobley got away on roller skates it would have been a CHIPs episode or Charlie's Angels 😊
I thought the TV show was bad, but seeing them like this makes it even better. You CLEARLY saved the best for last🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PPLLLEEAAASSSEEEEE do more!!
Jaime is so pretty wth😭
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
🎵Stupid Crimes, Stupid Crimes/They're Funny 'Cause They're True/Stupid Crimes, Stupid Crimes/Hope Next Time It's Not You!🎵
Jaime should have gotten the 2 points in round 6. She didn't say blow torch, but her answer was close enough.
Chris has the same answer too
These are the people who make me feel more confident in myself. 😂
Yall need to get better paddles... They always breaking🤣
The last one i knew immediately because i remember hearing that story back in like highschool and i graduated in 05 so was surprised to see that was one of the idiots they chose but knew it right away and even shouted lemon juice at the beginning haha.
This is TWICE that someone broke the signs!? React needs to just get steel signs for now on. 😂😂
Last one was hilarious
I love this channel! You guys are the best! Xoxo 😂
I watched a UA-cam video recently about people that did stupid stuff and posted the videos on UA-cam and the alligator one was on the video lol
Jamie's eye are beautiful 😍
I’m not the only one who thinks that.
I was thinking the same thing.
Theres something about a Florida man and alligators 😅😂
These were hilarious 😂
After the week I've had, this video has definitely made me laugh
Great 😊
Crime #3 how did he throw a alligator?! And the parents say he’s a prankster that ment no harm? Another case of “it’s a prank bro” that makes no sense to us normal people.