Yoooo I really appreciate y'all we’re almost at 200k‼️ I tried to spit this one out quickly because I'm traveling for dream on. So I hope y'all enjoy, make sure to join the discord (link in description) Love y'all! ❤ - Berto
There's a book called Casanova Optimization of Attraction, and it talks from body language and conversaton starters to dark mind tricks and flirting through texts. It's the real deal.
1. She cancels plan with you either last minute or not by saying that she's busy but didn't make any replacement date. 2. On social settings, she behaves like you don't exist, and same goes about her friends treating you indifferently. 3. She treated you just like a normal friend but no touchy touchy. And on one on one situation, she's either focused on her phone or not even paying attention to your talk or remember details about you, you're doomed. 4. You are delusional enough to think that she wants to be with you when signs 1 2 3 all already appears..
Awesome dude, but be careful, if you’re mad don’t text her about it, say it in person, trust me, I made that mistake, it ended up costing me when her mom went through her phone.
@@WhereYouAtBerto bro you know this i had 7 female "friends" in school and i realized one thing they only wanted my money and i tol my father about this and he said "people make up your world if you have no one you are alone" THE MOST TERRIBLE ADIVCE EVER TO KEEP BAD PEOPLE AROUND YOU SO YOUR NOT LONELY SCREW THAT BAG OF BONES I CUT CONTACT WITH ALL 7 OF THEM AND KEEP 3 MALE FRIENDS WHO WERE MY ACTUAL FRIENDS NOT MONEY SUCKERS
This man is changing so many life’s with all the videos, like he has saved me from rabbit holes and is one of the genuine people ever. His advice is real and makes sense so I gotta lock in.
I actually I think I found one, she’s a loner really doesn’t have any friends but she said she’s comfortable talking with me and she also give some signs
Finally a honest UA-camr I never had a girlfriend and I’m worried I might never I got rejected I’m in highschool I’m skinny I’m 15 in 10 grade my life sucks A$$ I’m always crying im so depressed and I hide it. I always do fake smiles I’m a huge gamer like you. When ever I see a couple in my school it’s always a reminder of something I don’t have. I always pretend to be happy I try to be funny I get so many reality check getting called I’m annoying I suck I feel like this world is better off without me first time I can relate to this guy this is my first time I ever opened up I always feel my neck tightened from always pang of sadness I’m never happy.. I’m talking to my crush and its obvious she dosent like me back she takes hours to reply I’m the only one who’s talking at that point I feel like dying a lot sometimes… I have horrible grades and and skip classes always leaveing campus my older brother who’s. 1 year in a half is opposite of me in every way HES buff he has a girlfriend good grade don’t get me wrong im happy for him it’s a reminder what I don’t have. I always cry myself to sleep always wanting to die. I’ll sub and like.
Ight, imma need yall help, so I liked this girl since the beginning of the school year, and she would show me a bit of attention here and there, nothing too crazy. But I remember she was talking and mentions her boyfriend so I thought that was that. But then I noticed she would show more attention towards the middle of the school year. She was extremely touchy and would rub my shoulders, touch my arm and legs, would randomly put her face super close to mine, and asked random question just to talk to me. I didn’t have many classes with her but I noticed she didn’t do that with anyone else. Now the problem with me is I don’t like to say hi to people on the halls, so sometime I would see her and not say anything and that might have fucked up my chance. Near the end of the year, she was touching me as usual but got a text message from a guy, and the only thing that matters from that is she told me they were sexting and that broke my head. Now I’m wondering if she ever liked me, was she just being extra friendly? So am I Cooked chat?
from a woman's perspective it is very hard to read when a woman is being touchy 😭 so maybe she saw you as an option and just decided to give up, especially if she was willing to admit to you she was sexting someone by the end of the year
She sounds like a red flag and you’re the victim. I don’t know how much you know about her, but I rather you move on if she’s messing with other dudes and being touchy with you especially if there is nothing between you guys.
Yo I have a friend like this as well. She has licked me, lied down on my lap, sat on me, always asks me for food, wraps her arms around yet she doesn’t like me. The last time I asked her if she did was a year ago, she said no so I know she doesn’t if she still acts like that. It’s fine now at least, I don’t like her anymore. She’s still my friend tho
4:41 I do the opposite. the girl I’m trying to get with is very quiet and doesn’t really talk so usually when I see her alone, I have the opportunity to just walk up towards her, but some of these things aren’t really working. I’ve known her for quite some time now should I make a move? Should I ask her for her number? Need more advice please
No one: Me realising I missed all the signs from 2 years ago and now no girls have been spoken to in ages Edit 13/10/24: Speaking to one now, wish me luck 🤞
Had one crush for 2 years, talked to her a lot and stuff but one thing to say is due to the culture of where i live its almost impossible to tell if someone likes you or not, only way to know is through the occasional gossip, after she left school never saw anyone like her again bro : (
The absolute dopamine spike you get when you realise that you are getting hit on in school can actually take you to a whole new state of mind. Happened to me btw
"breaking off big groups to be with you, or, sees you alone and goes to spend time with you" "or trying soooo hard to pull you away from a group to spend alone time with you" THAT'S LITERALLY ME ALL THE TIME!! I'm the girl that's doing that!!!! But they never get it!!!!!~
Trying to get out of the freindzone is the equivalent of elden shadow of the erdtree dlc kind of difficulty. Also i think passion on something like saving up money, grinding for that carrer, getting a raise, etc. Blinds some of us to the point we oblivious on catching these signs.
This 4 grader keeps coming and stopping at my seat then go somewhere else then she calls me names so idk lm in 5 grade lm 11 she's 10 so idk then she talked to me crying about something so idk
Yoooo I really appreciate y'all we’re almost at 200k‼️ I tried to spit this one out quickly because I'm traveling for dream on. So I hope y'all enjoy, make sure to join the discord (link in description) Love y'all! ❤ - Berto
Mr Miyagi is so great you should visit Okinawa
WHATS UP BERTO!!
Yo Berto I’m also livin in Houston
You’re 28 berto
Mf I have options my boy 🤷♂️
It’s surprising how people are only scratching the surface and don’t take the time to read Flirtosphere Seduction. Go out of the rabbit hole guys
Nicy try Diddy
got friendzoned more times than i heard the word i love you
Same 😅
It's my fault, but it still hurts
Same I’m always too scared to be up front with my feelings 😅
don’t fall into the brother zone
your parents don't love you?
love you bro
This video made me realise that a girl I was talking to 7 years ago could’ve liked me. 10/10 video Berto loved it 😭
Same, a girl in my class was flirting with me but I just didn’t know she was, now she’s with someone else 😭
Ok bro the "7 years ago" and the pfp are actually PERFECT
There's a book called Casanova Optimization of Attraction, and it talks from body language and conversaton starters to dark mind tricks and flirting through texts. It's the real deal.
I saw you from another vid
Supp bots
@@shadownavneet5927 bots?
thanks bro
youre a real one
@@SmurfP.E.K.K.A. its an advertising bot... dont trust it atleast bruv
The brother zone is straight up wicked 😂 lol
Never been there yet but I can’t imagine the pain… it already hurts being in the friend zone man.
I sister zoned my Best friend, who is a girl
I was there and I am currently still there. But see, I enjoy it cuz it basically means unlimited hugs and female affection. THINK.
@@mwawadoshanga fax
Nah it’s even worse when someone ask you 2 are yall dating and she says no he’s like a brother to me 💀
4 signs she doesn't want to be your girlfriend?
@SpaceBxrr fr
4 signs that she is a sleeper agent from russia
1. She cancels plan with you either last minute or not by saying that she's busy but didn't make any replacement date.
2. On social settings, she behaves like you don't exist, and same goes about her friends treating you indifferently.
3. She treated you just like a normal friend but no touchy touchy. And on one on one situation, she's either focused on her phone or not even paying attention to your talk or remember details about you, you're doomed.
4. You are delusional enough to think that she wants to be with you when signs 1 2 3 all already appears..
@@doomscytenot bad
true
I just got my first girlfriend today. She’s such an amazing and beautiful person. I just gotta say thank you Berto for all the help🙏🏻
Awesome dude, but be careful, if you’re mad don’t text her about it, say it in person, trust me, I made that mistake, it ended up costing me when her mom went through her phone.
A girl gave me the last sign and I shoot my shot... She denied liking me then said "Ew I would never go out with you" and walked away.
Oof.
I’m sorry about that bro that’s painful
Dang man
Fuck tha bih keep ur head up bro
Now it’s time to hit the gym
Bro drops every week what a goat
You already know gsngggg
@@WhereYouAtBerto NO WAY HE ACTUALLY REPLIED
@@WhereYouAtBerto W
@@WhereYouAtBerto bro you know this i had 7 female "friends" in school and i realized one thing they only wanted my money and i tol my father about this and he said "people make up your world if you have no one you are alone" THE MOST TERRIBLE ADIVCE EVER TO KEEP BAD PEOPLE AROUND YOU SO YOUR NOT LONELY SCREW THAT BAG OF BONES I CUT CONTACT WITH ALL 7 OF THEM AND KEEP 3 MALE FRIENDS WHO WERE MY ACTUAL FRIENDS NOT MONEY SUCKERS
@@Krish.Sookrajgood decision bro
FUTURE BABE THAT BERTO WILL HELP ME GET WAKE UP BERTO POSTED.
Lmaooo my dawggg 🙏
😭😭
Berto keeps spoiling us like our grandmas did 🙏🏽🔥 (peace to our grandmas)
That one friend who never had a relationship but gives the best advice:
alr bro stop giving me hopes am ugly af💀💀
Fr😂
@@sagewar6307bro stop syber bullying him/her
@@Importantgoldrecroombut they also said it themselves
@@BackieBackup maybe
You probably not trying
wen u secure the bag dont forget to thank berto.
loving the new video
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
This man is changing so many life’s with all the videos, like he has saved me from rabbit holes and is one of the genuine people ever. His advice is real and makes sense so I gotta lock in.
only thing worst than friendzone is the brother zone
Me literally screams “THIS IS THE PROBLEM, I DON’T HAVE A FRIEND” real
I actually I think I found one, she’s a loner really doesn’t have any friends but she said she’s comfortable talking with me and she also give some signs
Thanks for the advice Berto I had that issue back 2019 if it comes again I won't missed it
""I like you, and I want you to rearrange my guts~!"
-Berto 2024 6:36
Finally a honest UA-camr I never had a girlfriend and I’m worried I might never I got rejected I’m in highschool I’m skinny I’m 15 in 10 grade my life sucks A$$ I’m always crying im so depressed and I hide it. I always do fake smiles I’m a huge gamer like you. When ever I see a couple in my school it’s always a reminder of something I don’t have. I always pretend to be happy I try to be funny I get so many reality check getting called I’m annoying I suck I feel like this world is better off without me first time I can relate to this guy this is my first time I ever opened up I always feel my neck tightened from always pang of sadness I’m never happy.. I’m talking to my crush and its obvious she dosent like me back she takes hours to reply I’m the only one who’s talking at that point I feel like dying a lot sometimes… I have horrible grades and and skip classes always leaveing campus my older brother who’s. 1 year in a half is opposite of me in every way HES buff he has a girlfriend good grade don’t get me wrong im happy for him it’s a reminder what I don’t have. I always cry myself to sleep always wanting to die.
I’ll sub and like.
would talking make you feel better?
I don’t know.
watching this 2 years after she was my best friend. Checked out for all 4
I actually confessed to my crush days after watching this video and turns out im her crush for a long long time so now we're together
genuinely your videos are helping me so much thanks bro
saw a girl i like be like this to my friend, pretty tough situation aint gonna lie
Glad to see your house is alright, keep up the good work my brother!
the brother zone isn't fiction. Got stuck in it myself. Respect brother.
Ight, imma need yall help, so I liked this girl since the beginning of the school year, and she would show me a bit of attention here and there, nothing too crazy. But I remember she was talking and mentions her boyfriend so I thought that was that. But then I noticed she would show more attention towards the middle of the school year. She was extremely touchy and would rub my shoulders, touch my arm and legs, would randomly put her face super close to mine, and asked random question just to talk to me. I didn’t have many classes with her but I noticed she didn’t do that with anyone else. Now the problem with me is I don’t like to say hi to people on the halls, so sometime I would see her and not say anything and that might have fucked up my chance. Near the end of the year, she was touching me as usual but got a text message from a guy, and the only thing that matters from that is she told me they were sexting and that broke my head. Now I’m wondering if she ever liked me, was she just being extra friendly? So am I Cooked chat?
from a woman's perspective it is very hard to read when a woman is being touchy 😭 so maybe she saw you as an option and just decided to give up, especially if she was willing to admit to you she was sexting someone by the end of the year
That depends. Was she attractive or at least to u? Bc if not, you're better off w/o her imo. But yeah, u was played like a fiddle fr
She sounds like a red flag and you’re the victim. I don’t know how much you know about her, but I rather you move on if she’s messing with other dudes and being touchy with you especially if there is nothing between you guys.
God daym yap. Yap yap
Yo I have a friend like this as well. She has licked me, lied down on my lap, sat on me, always asks me for food, wraps her arms around yet she doesn’t like me. The last time I asked her if she did was a year ago, she said no so I know she doesn’t if she still acts like that. It’s fine now at least, I don’t like her anymore. She’s still my friend tho
Man scroll on youtube. Man see berto video. Man watch berto video. Man happy. Almost a 200k keep up the good work
Happy is an understatement.
@@Jon-ij3fx wdym
@@Iamgmanyt Man more than happy.
All this confirms is that I’m dying alone.
Me too bro
@@GLEVIT99 I just got my first gf today!
Maaaaa boooooy@@phantomrabbit2002
@@phantomrabbit2002lol 😂
Berto you have been clipped
💀 "I like you and I want you to rearrange my guts." Caught me so off guard bro
@@M1ntytea same bro I was in the car with my mom
“Yes bozo that’s the problem” had me dying😂
Damn... my stupid 4$$ f*cked up 💀
Love the content thanks for your consistency and your quality vids. Much love🫶🏾
Always! I appreciate yalll so much 🙏
0:23 I never had my crush like me back…ever 😔
i feel you bro
Damn, real
Same
Damn bro that's crazy
Same
Jesus loves you all btw.
True
Thats the one comment we all needed.
Nah man, he doesn't, if yes, I wouldn't be so cooked like I am.
@@Dex-Emu Jesus does love you, and things will get better it you accept him as your savior.
@@KilaKaKa Mhm. You know how it sounds? Ridicilous.
The goatt!!!! (No glazing just supporting gang)
4:41 I do the opposite. the girl I’m trying to get with is very quiet and doesn’t really talk so usually when I see her alone, I have the opportunity to just walk up towards her, but some of these things aren’t really working. I’ve known her for quite some time now should I make a move? Should I ask her for her number? Need more advice please
Dude you have got to do it and don’t second guess yourself. Do it
@@J.L.Y ok I will try
@@Watermelon_GUY-j4o Update?
"I want you to rearrange my guts." is fuckin wild as hell
Damn I feel like a fool for not knowing these signs when I was younger
bro you know about this better than everyone, thaks dude
Always a good day when BERTO uploads😊👍🏽
3:30 what abou the "Guy who can't read the sign at all"
As someone who has absolutely *NO* contact with women whatsoever, I find this video quite informative.
Relatable
No one: Me realising I missed all the signs from 2 years ago and now no girls have been spoken to in ages
Edit 13/10/24: Speaking to one now, wish me luck 🤞
Damn rip
@@jonjon_AWP Don’t worry it’s a different story now 😉
@@Newtownabbeyist208 niceee
Had one crush for 2 years, talked to her a lot and stuff but one thing to say is due to the culture of where i live its almost impossible to tell if someone likes you or not, only way to know is through the occasional gossip, after she left school never saw anyone like her again bro : (
5:00 it couldn’t have been more obvious😭😅
I just realized that all the “Jokes” in my opinion were tips from her. I'm cooked.
The absolute dopamine spike you get when you realise that you are getting hit on in school can actually take you to a whole new state of mind. Happened to me btw
The brother zone got me laughing
This one has helped more than any other type of videos I’ve seen like this
The fact that nobody talks about the forbidden book Flirtosphere Seduction on Vexoner speaks volumes about how people are stuck in a trance
I have a question about the first point. What id she her friends ask if u have a crush on anyone?
6:32 i'm gonna have to clip that....
Always love these videos, no joke tip 1 woulda really helped me out in my childhood
She sent outragous hints, and it made me go "fuck it we ball"
We've been together for almost a year now.
the more I watch these sorts of videos the more convinced I am that I am utterly undesirable LMAO banger video though
I CLIPPED THAT!!!
4:21 I may have not been noticing this sign bruh. I mean I thought of it but I never put effort into realizing SHE WANTS TO ME MINE BRUH.
I got friend zoned and unfriend zoned me a little too late...
Why he got that one girl from Naruto 0:02
😂
And another from Berserk casca 💀🤨
Bro so many of my classmates friends will NOT stop telling me if I'm interested and every singular day I say no but they keep coming back
I don’t even know why I’m watching I can’t even getting pass the girl going on the date with me stage
6:33 "rearrange my guts" 😂
imma invite my crush to my house tomorrow wish me luck, ill edit if it goes well.
Did it end well?
Bro these are some high school tips. It ain’t that easy after high school
she said she doesnt date but she is still doing those flirty stuff with me
ya know the biggest problems with this type of videos is the scenario that you are friends with your crush
Berto your saving me bro thanks 😭
Perfect video at a right time because I really need this. I’ve been trying to confess and this definitely has helped 🙏
yo berto can you make a video of signs your in the friend or brother zone, just a suggestion bro
He has already
I told my crush I liked somebody else dawg😭😭😭😭 now I gotta lock in
We love you broooo
Facts 😭
She said that She loves to talk to me So Ig I gotta make a move too 😁🤭
She asked if I had a girlfriend should I go for it
Can't wait to see this, love you vids btw 💖💖💖
i got brotherzoned dug out of that shit with dantes's tip on "hate rizz" it fucking worked
How do you make the first move tho
Have you done one with how to know if they have a crush on you but you aren't good friends
4:41 Bro did I just get slapped?
Great video man
Shoutout to Berto for giving out W advice 💯
3 and 4 is totally how i am~
and sometimes I'm a 2 too!
"i like you and i want you"
-Fleece Johnson
Love your work bro
"All that goo goo gaga bulls$#t that girls care about." That got me 😭
They strong minded but when she’s says she don’t want food she be taking my food 😭😭
This made me Realise, i was Alone all along
So what if she gave me all of those signs and admitted her feelings just for it to be a prank she wanted to do?
Berto for president
I remember when my crush sent her sister to find me so she can bring me over to her so we can hang out. kind of hoping this is a good sign for me
not even kidding i was talking to this one girl she gave me all of these and i manage to fumble.
I don't get girls but I still watched the whole thing lmao
Thanks Berto.
"breaking off big groups to be with you, or, sees you alone and goes to spend time with you"
"or trying soooo hard to pull you away from a group to spend alone time with you"
THAT'S LITERALLY ME ALL THE TIME!!
I'm the girl that's doing that!!!!
But they never get it!!!!!~
Be direct don't play mind games omfg
I want marriage not boys games .
Girllll if you like someone let them know us guys are oblivious to so much things
Finally asked and we’re dating 🤯
Trying to get out of the freindzone is the equivalent of elden shadow of the erdtree dlc kind of difficulty. Also i think passion on something like saving up money, grinding for that carrer, getting a raise, etc. Blinds some of us to the point we oblivious on catching these signs.
its simple GHOST HER AND FINDS NEW FREINDSif you in a friendzone
@Krish.Sookraj I wouldn't ghost because I don't take it personally. It just means it didn't work. I find ghosting immature so no thanks
@@BeansLive567 okay respectable
This 4 grader keeps coming and stopping at my seat then go somewhere else then she calls me names so idk lm in 5 grade lm 11 she's 10 so idk then she talked to me crying about something so idk
Definitely never experienced any of these
But a friend of mine told me she has a crush on me,what should I do?
As a guy who's still in school and has a crush on someone this is extremely helpful