All the Superhero Café clips from How It Should Have Ended - HISHE. This is one of my absolute favorite things. No copyright infringement intended, all rights belong to HISHE
"I guess I would be jealous if I wasn't, like, all of you combined." - Superman isn't exactly my favorite character, but that was one cool comeback line.
+Hydro Cannons That was a colossal burn right there.... Superman isn´t my favorite character neither but man the guy who write that line just saved the day.
Superman doesn't shoot arrows. Superman doesn't wear a black suit and carry pistols. He doesn't carry around a hammer and summon lightning. He doesn't carry a shield. He's *most* of them combined.
@@oliwermattsson1913 one time at Dragon Con, I got to meet a cosplayer who cosplay as Batman, and he has the voice that sounds exactly like Batman from Batman vs Superman, dawn of justice and Justice League.
"And It can do anything your phone can do" "But alfred just used the same..." "Its just as good as your phone" "Fine.." "Do you know why?" ".." "BECAUSE ITS A BATPHONE!!!" "There it is!.."
When Captain America throws his mighty shield All those who choose to appose his shield must yield Unless your a plane or a bomb Or some Then he'll take a nap cause the ice seems nice When Captain America throws his mighty shield
Why didn't you go to the toilet? I'm batman Why did you punch that wall? Because I'm batman Why are you Batman? Because i'm batman His answer to everything.
In the last scene when the Avengers were getting flooded with money, I would have loved a scene where Joker comes up, burns the heap with Avengers inside it and telling, "....its not about money, its about sending a MESSAGE.." :P :P XD
What I love about the Superhero Cafe is that they don't take sides. Superman and Batman are the main focus but every time a Marvel character shows up it's not just those 2 ripping on them, they each burn each other every time. I love it, pure balance and shows there can be a nice balance between the two. There is no need to hate on either one if you ask me, they both make great content. I never understood why people hated on one of the other, if both companies do well it just means more comic book movies and content for everyone to enjoy.
In my personal opinion. I think that if DC had the same chance of bringing films out every year like marvel does they would both be equal in the box office. I enjoy both universes. Marvel Is winning in films whilst DC is winning in TV
Iron Man: I think you two are just jealous BatMan : I'm not jealous I'm Batman! Superman: I guess I would be jealous if I wasn't like, All of you combined.. blah blah IronMan: what's that?? You're fading out. Captain America: We're breaking too many records! Thor: we cant hear you through all these box office money! Hulk: Shawarma!! burn justice league!! 😂 burn!! 🔥🔥🔥 so funny
lol Green Lantern: Hey, guys! why won't you accept my friend request? Superman: Uh, We will! Batman: Once you make a good movie! Green Lantern: -stares at superman and batman-
***** At least I didn't wait 5 years to make this comment. Small victories my friend. Moreover, those who head this advice won't suffer the pain of cleaning sticky surfaces and, or replace expensive devises.
To mario's credit he did save the princess and the UNIVERSE in two games and thats not even adding all of the non platformer games...... so he is more like super man.
***** I agree and his brother is better except for you know his fear of ghost, which really doesn't make sense when he has fought and beaten bowser and possibly giga bowser.
***** And could control dark matter, stars, black holes of varying sizes so basically there is a reason they call it smash bros tournament instead of just smash tournament.
Kiara G He doesn't have to they have gone on separate adventures before, like thousand year door, luigi's mansion 1 and 2, And if you 100 percent mario galaxy one as mario you can play the whole thing as luigi with out mario's help. Luigi just helps him out on occasions because he is his brother and what else does he have to do other than daisy. If you think about it if there were more than one threats then mario would take one while luigi took the other OR (man i'm dragging on) they both could take on both threats to be safe. 'breath' 'breath' K I think i'm done, its amazing how such a simple game can expand your imagination to the size of the muiltiverse.
This is hilarious. Why hasn't anyone done this before? Batman and Superman in a cafe shooting the breeze, talking shit about Marvel. Its perfect. Bonus points for Superman being a pretentious douche and BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
Batman: "It's just as good as your phone." Superman: "Alright..." Batman: "Do you know why?" Superman: sigh Me: "Because it's a Bat-Phone." Batman: "Because it's a Bat-Phone!!" Me: "I KNEW IT!!!"
I love these. You can't beat the way they lovingly parody their own genre. Keeping it to where Superman & Batman are the only ones who comment on everything is great since they're still the two larger than life icons that the whole industry derives from. Mainly I love the way they point out all the glaring holes in the Marvel movies everybody else glosses over as if they're flawless. I've been reading comics since the early 90s; I was a fan of a lot of different characters from DC & Marvel for the longest time. I never chose one publisher over the other. But the internet changed that. I've become more of a DC fan than ever simply because of the fans- I respect the Marvel characters still but I absolutely hate their fans. Marvel fans are the most obnoxious, ignorant, and disrespectful fans in all of comics these days. They have zero knowledge of characters outside of Marvel yet they insistently degrade everyone else. So I've sided against them now more than I ever used to in the past.
Britton Thompson For me something about the DC movie fans in particular the Batman fans "HE CAN DO ANYTHING BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!" just grates on me at times, But it's not like I'm a hardcore Marvel fan either, Hardcore militant fandom on both sides just turns me off somehow and makes me wish for an appreciation of comics across the board as a medium in general instead of just movie fan camps. Sorry for the sermon.
I think marvel is better because their heroes aren't as good power wise. It makes the movie more interesting. Like superman is basically invincible do how are you going to make a good film out of it. And they are just too op to make a good movie out of it. Except for batman who isn't and his films are good
the scene with the avenger drowning in box office money should have been like avengers:we cant here u cause of all this box office money!!! batman: atleast im a billionaire ironman: im a billionaire t...... batman: SHUT UP im richer then u ...............................CAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!
Thor: but at least i have a father Superman: oh ho ho burn! .......superman's dad died and mom died. his foster mom is still around but not his dad. ....wat??
the difference is that Superman has access to the Fortress of Solitude where he can communicate with his ghostly father (Jor-El) for advice, if need be.. Now Batman, on the other hand, he might have Alfred, but his real father is gone from him ..
Alfred is still a father figure to him since he was a child though we don't know how well and in what way he has done his job as being a 'father figure'. and bruce has toughed out through his childhood while spiderman is still in his 20's or beyond while batman is prob in his 30's or beyond. batman has quite the determination and resolve from what I've seen while spiderman is just any normal guy struggling with his powers and being a guy without them/normal guy wanting a normal life.
"I guess I would be jealous if I wasn't, like, all of you combined." - Superman isn't exactly my favorite character, but that was one cool comeback line.
Ikr
+Hydro Cannons That was a colossal burn right there....
Superman isn´t my favorite character neither but man the guy who write that line just saved the day.
Superman doesn't shoot arrows.
Superman doesn't wear a black suit and carry pistols.
He doesn't carry around a hammer and summon lightning.
He doesn't carry a shield.
He's *most* of them combined.
Nightbane That is the joke, He doesn´t need any of that to accomplish the same things.
skirmich
Well, except summon lightning.
Mario: "I can be invincible"
Batman: "for a limited time"
A ROGUE AGENT nice comeback
GOTI
Tell that to Metal Mario
At least he didn't deny it
who wouldn't want to hang out with these 2...
I love to spend time with Batman and Superman!
@@Spidoor13 BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
Yeah, I know.
Id ditch school for them. More fun n useful anyway
Bruce Wayne is a billionaires and he owns a flip phone.
It's because IT'S A BATPHONE!
wanna know why he can own a flip phone? because he's Batman!
+Silent854 BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
Max Becerra don't try to steal my joke! Wanna know why you can't steal my joke? BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!
Ben Lara ...
This is the best thing I've ever seen!
Superman and Batman arguing over who has the better cellphone? Yes please.
:o
Loki: Son of a...
Odin: ICE GIANT
😂
Fuck me
Potato_san hi
Madusha *CUZ IM BATMAN!!*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
SpaceRanger4 ok
"We're gonna need a bigger booth''
I’m Batman.
Jaws reference!😂😂🤣
@@joshuapratt1572 yes
@@oliwermattsson1913 one time at Dragon Con, I got to meet a cosplayer who cosplay as Batman, and he has the voice that sounds exactly like Batman from Batman vs Superman, dawn of justice and Justice League.
Marvel and DC Characters can be friends.
Why can't Marvel and DC fans?
Ikr, I rather DC but I've never ofended a marvel fan
ikr
yeah, I love both
Yay!!!
+Philina Dreamer same
"at least I have a father"- Thor
Burn.
MrHaro654 not anymore lol
He HAD a father
Batman and Superman and Spiderman and Goku and Vegeta and Broly all had a father and they all just died . . .
Poor thor
SUPERMAN:I save the day, probably tommorow I'll save the day.
BATMAN:and I'm gonna be BATMAN tommorow because I'M BATMAN!!!
Hahahaha lol.
Ikr
Batman: Because I can make an incredibly awesome movie. You know why? Superman: Because you're Bat- BECAUSE IM BATMAN! I laughed so hard
"And It can do anything your phone can do"
"But alfred just used the same..."
"Its just as good as your phone"
"Fine.."
"Do you know why?"
".."
"BECAUSE ITS A BATPHONE!!!"
"There it is!.."
Call me Batman.
"Yea, you can come in- when you make a good movie."
BURN!
How old are you? I'm your friend now
17:35
"How did you make your costume look so real"?
"Because I´m Batman"
I died there xD
It really is the answer to everything!
17:20
"Get your butt to the con right now"
"You can't make me..."
Cracks me up every time, such a deep voice saying something so childish :D
This is my favorite version of Superman. Seriously. xD
YukiSilverFox72 Then read a good Superman comic.
YukiSilverFox72 hi
This is the only superman I like
This one is really charming n funny, unlike a Henry cavill
Mine too!
The most realistic batman and superman
Superman Vs Thor = Arm Wrestling
Batman Vs Iron Man = Gizmo war
Flash Vs Quiksilver = Sprint 1000 miles
Wonder Woman Vs Captain America = CLIMAX WAR
Shazam vs captain marvel
Iron Man will easily win but the rest of them will lose
Darth Vader vs Iron Man = Armour Wars
@@z7983 not realy
@@z7983 if cap can beat iron man batman can
"We can't hear you through all of this box office money"
This line kept becoming more and more relevant over the years lmao
When Captain America throws his mighty shield
All those who choose to appose his shield must yield
Unless your a plane
or a bomb
Or some
Then he'll take a nap cause the ice seems nice
When Captain America throws his mighty shield
Yuri Katzuki good song
Molly Smith unless you're a dude with a metal arm
Then you don't necessarily have to yield
You're
@@laurenmeyer8410 that theme song was from an old classic captain America cartoon.
Batman's catch phrase : I AM BATMAN !!!!!!!!
Superman's catch phrase : SAVED THE DAY !!!!!!
Two of the coolest superheroes of all time
WARNER BROTHERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE HAVE BATMAN AND SUPERMAN IN A DINER AT THE END OF DAWN OF JUSTICE!!!! lol
They don't.
Why didn't you go to the toilet? I'm batman
Why did you punch that wall? Because I'm batman
Why are you Batman? Because i'm batman
His answer to everything.
lol
I really want to dress up as Batman now just to cut off people and scream 'BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!' who's with me?
That's the best idea I've ever heard!
Count me in!
SAME OMFG
+Mikasa Fazbear I'm sorry, i just have to say i love your name. :)
+Mikasa Fazbear I'm sorry, i just have to say i love your name. :)
now I bet Batman and Superman can hear the justice league calling :)
Yes, but at the expense of quality.
Grim Knight amen to dat hahahaha
Indeed.
***** BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am a fan of both DC and Marvel, but that comment is just foolish.
***** Except X-Men, Spider-Man, & Blade were awesome and saved comic book movies from shitty ass Batman lol
Superman: I catch falling airpllanes like every other week!
Batman: And im batman
I can't wait until Superman vs Batman comes out.
+Mei Ki You mean Banner and Stark ?
this is gay isn't it😍
next month is s vs b
+Ethan Clark can't wait
i can!
because i'm Batman!!!
"How did you make your costume look so real?" "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!" - he said that with such passion... XD
In the last scene when the Avengers were getting flooded with money, I would have loved a scene where Joker comes up, burns the heap with Avengers inside it and telling, "....its not about money, its about sending a MESSAGE.." :P :P XD
I wishhhhhhhhh
Lmao
This is too good. 'Whenever you get a fly so fast it reverses time gadget, let me know. *sips tea*'
Needs updating immediately
+JackassJunior627 needs antman
Francine Price Well a lot more than that XD
This is from 2012
What I love about the Superhero Cafe is that they don't take sides. Superman and Batman are the main focus but every time a Marvel character shows up it's not just those 2 ripping on them, they each burn each other every time. I love it, pure balance and shows there can be a nice balance between the two. There is no need to hate on either one if you ask me, they both make great content. I never understood why people hated on one of the other, if both companies do well it just means more comic book movies and content for everyone to enjoy.
In my personal opinion. I think that if DC had the same chance of bringing films out every year like marvel does they would both be equal in the box office.
I enjoy both universes. Marvel Is winning in films whilst DC is winning in TV
Finally! Someone who can express their opinion without saying,"FUCK YOU MARVEL/DC!!!! MARVEL/DC IS BETTER!!!
Aristotle Pone Pule I agree with what you're saying
I don't Jake
Marvel is shit
...
Wut?
You sir, are bold.
FAVOURITE LINE
I read your comment and was like when does it say that? and straight after it said 'you sir, are bold' xD
Best Bromance ever
Iron Man: I think you two are just jealous
BatMan : I'm not jealous I'm Batman!
Superman: I guess I would be jealous if I wasn't like, All of you combined.. blah blah
IronMan: what's that?? You're fading out.
Captain America: We're breaking too many records!
Thor: we cant hear you through all these box office money!
Hulk: Shawarma!!
burn justice league!! 😂 burn!! 🔥🔥🔥 so funny
lol
Super Man: It's Like Jarvis & IronMan
IronMan: No it isn't
Superman: Yes it Is! *frowns*
IronMan: Not Even Close
Please keep making these videos I would pay to watch these! They are hilarious and made great
They need to just make a whole series based on the kafe :)
They do
A tv show
Geek Chik
They pretty much did
And then Ryan renoldys became deadpool
*Reynolds*
Ygs
Superman "Are you like gurgling marbles or something I can barely understand you"
Batman "refdjgfdgfmdgbdfdjbla "
lol
Green Lantern: Hey, guys! why won't you accept my friend request?
Superman: Uh, We will!
Batman: Once you make a good movie!
Green Lantern: -stares at superman and batman-
J
chicks are my kryptonite.
never drink anything ANYTHING while watching this XD
Eorendel I literally had to buy a new keyboard because I spit out soda while watching this.
Black M sur ma route
***** At least I didn't wait 5 years to make this comment. Small victories my friend. Moreover, those who head this advice won't suffer the pain of cleaning sticky surfaces and, or replace expensive devises.
+Gabriel “EUHLord619” Reeves in your dreams
Eorendel 7
To mario's credit he did save the princess and the UNIVERSE in two games and thats not even adding all of the non platformer games......
so he is more like super man.
***** I agree and his brother is better except for you know his fear of ghost, which really doesn't make sense when he has fought and beaten bowser and possibly giga bowser.
***** And could control dark matter, stars, black holes of varying sizes so basically there is a reason they call it smash bros tournament instead of just smash tournament.
***** Don't forget he has Luigi to help him
Kiara G He doesn't have to they have gone on separate adventures before, like thousand year door, luigi's mansion 1 and 2, And if you 100 percent mario galaxy one as mario you can play the whole thing as luigi with out mario's help. Luigi just helps him out on occasions because he is his brother and what else does he have to do other than daisy. If you think about it if there were more than one threats then mario would take one while luigi took the other OR (man i'm dragging on) they both could take on both threats to be safe.
'breath' 'breath' K I think i'm done,
its amazing how such a simple game can expand your imagination to the size of the muiltiverse.
do venom
Thanks for this. I love HISE and especially the cafe and pub clips. Finally a compilation.
if only batsy and supes got along like this in reality xD
I Fucking Love this Pair !!!
Supes and Bats forever
This is hilarious. Why hasn't anyone done this before? Batman and Superman in a cafe shooting the breeze, talking shit about Marvel. Its perfect. Bonus points for Superman being a pretentious douche and BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
People haven't done it cause its been going on for years now
batman:Do you wana know why
superman:because your bat..
batman: BECAUSE AM BATMAN!!!!
Hate I just found these videos last week!! Love em and hope more are coming!
because I am the hero that Gotham deserves but not the one it needs because I'm Batman
love the cafe, always so funny
Tanya Spence I'm Batman😂
These were all great!! Thank you!!
Batman: "It's just as good as your phone." Superman: "Alright..." Batman: "Do you know why?" Superman: sigh Me: "Because it's a Bat-Phone." Batman: "Because it's a Bat-Phone!!" Me: "I KNEW IT!!!"
Captain America: oh like you could do it any better.
SuperMan: dude I catch falling planes every other week.
Batman: AND IM BATMAN!
why isnt that cafe overrun by fangirls/boys?
because I'm batman
It Superhero only cafe. No Fans, No Villains, No civilian.
Zhao Dragión
that would be a good explanation
BECAUSE HES BATMAN
TheMostEpicPotato
I should've known! :P
This is so CLASSIC, Keep up the great work.
This is amazing!! Love 😍 it. And Superman is cool!
I'm not jealous, I'm Batman
Lantern: how come you won't except my friend request?
Superman : we will
Batman: as soon as you make a good movie
BURN
very entertaining guys.hope you dont stop making awesome vids
these videos are so funny. please keep on making them.
You should totally do a Supervillain Cafe too with Apocalypse, Loki, Brainiac, Magneto etc etc would love to watch that
There is its called the villain pub
I think most ppl forget that Spider-Man even exists, seriously
+IceCoLDMK 03 ua-cam.com/video/LiV7Xs2cvqg/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/LiV7Xs2cvqg/v-deo.html
even tho hes like the only good marval character
Wolverine is pretty boss
Joseph Bailey
Sudarto Tjandra yes
though I like batman better but man this superman is too cool and funny xD
+Abhay Namboodiri I agree batman is bae XD
Best site on u tube I love this channel keep doing it
I love these. You can't beat the way they lovingly parody their own genre. Keeping it to where Superman & Batman are the only ones who comment on everything is great since they're still the two larger than life icons that the whole industry derives from. Mainly I love the way they point out all the glaring holes in the Marvel movies everybody else glosses over as if they're flawless. I've been reading comics since the early 90s; I was a fan of a lot of different characters from DC & Marvel for the longest time. I never chose one publisher over the other. But the internet changed that. I've become more of a DC fan than ever simply because of the fans- I respect the Marvel characters still but I absolutely hate their fans. Marvel fans are the most obnoxious, ignorant, and disrespectful fans in all of comics these days. They have zero knowledge of characters outside of Marvel yet they insistently degrade everyone else. So I've sided against them now more than I ever used to in the past.
This.
Britton Thompson For me something about the DC movie fans in particular the Batman fans "HE CAN DO ANYTHING BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!" just grates on me at times,
But it's not like I'm a hardcore Marvel fan either, Hardcore militant fandom on both sides just turns me off somehow and makes me wish for an appreciation of comics across the board as a medium in general instead of just movie fan camps. Sorry for the sermon.
Yeah
I think marvel is better because their heroes aren't as good power wise. It makes the movie more interesting. Like superman is basically invincible do how are you going to make a good film out of it. And they are just too op to make a good movie out of it. Except for batman who isn't and his films are good
You are so funny
"well atleast i had a father" HAHAHA
so glad i stumbled across this channel
Tks! You guys make my day!
Because I'm Batman
Molly Batman Game 😂
I am Groot.
How Fucking awesome is Superman hahahahahaha
OMG I just found this video while searching for some batman and superman clips. this is freaking amazing. made me laugh so much. made my day.
these videos are so funny please keep on making them
These videos are better than DC MOVIES
I want the Flash and Arrow to show up!! Do TV shows please!!
Thank u for crediting HISHE
Someone in the depths of the internet has answered one of my greatest wishes.
+Joyia Williams You too eh?
This makes me think that superman and batman are bff's
They are
There like woody and buzz lightyear
That's one way to put it
Except Batman kills Superman...
i think they are
I love that being Batman is a good reason for anything...
these videos are so funny. please keep on making them . brittan
I'm Batman! I'm Mario!
I am Groot.
"What whats that? Do I hear the Justice League calling?" "I don't hear anything." "Exactly." OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Absolutely brilliant!
the scene with the avenger drowning in box office money should have been like
avengers:we cant here u cause of all this box office money!!!
batman: atleast im a billionaire
ironman: im a billionaire t......
batman: SHUT UP im richer then u ...............................CAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!
iron man is richer but i guess hes batman
Loki:son of a .....
Odin:ICE GIANT!!
Im a Batman!
Im a Mario!
Im Grooot !
Im Iron man!
Hi Im Goku!
***** and I'm, a steg-o-saurus!
I am Groot*
My name is jeff
***** Well im BATMAN!!! Now letzz fight
Hodor
I love Mario’s part!
Ok, I'm a fan. Thanks for the laughs!!!
i can catch airplanes mid air all week...
-And am Batman!
HAHAHAH
am i the only one seeing the brown and blue dots on the characters?
lol.. I love these videos. Really funny and creative.
Where in all super bat crap has this been hiding .
7:00 min in and my ribs are hurting from all of the laughing .
Thor: but at least i have a father
Superman: oh ho ho burn!
.......superman's dad died and mom died. his foster mom is still around but not his dad.
....wat??
Jonathan Kent depending on the story died of heart attack in the Richard Donner Superman film or in Man of Steel's case a tornado.
the difference is that Superman has access to the Fortress of Solitude where he can communicate with his ghostly father (Jor-El) for advice, if need be..
Now Batman, on the other hand, he might have Alfred, but his real father is gone from him ..
Alfred is still a father figure to him since he was a child though we don't know how well and in what way he has done his job as being a 'father figure'. and bruce has toughed out through his childhood while spiderman is still in his 20's or beyond while batman is prob in his 30's or beyond. batman has quite the determination and resolve from what I've seen while spiderman is just any normal guy struggling with his powers and being a guy without them/normal guy wanting a normal life.
HISHE makes "Because I'm Batman" Funny.
Yeah,it's usually annoying.
i just love hishe its awesome funny and i just love the superman and batman cafe moments the best idea ever hope u never end with this mates
This was awesome
LMAO Love the superhero café!!
Because I'm Batman?!
:D
I love this Phrase