Super Cafe Compilation - Volume One

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  • Опубліковано 21 бер 2017
  • We made a compilation of all the Super Cafes in honor of the coffee duo being on UA-cam 10 years this month. Thank you for watching our silly shorts all these years!
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    -------------Previous Episodes-------------------
    How Beauty and the Beast Should Have Ended
    • How Beauty and the Bea...
    How Rogue One Should Have Ended
    • How Star Wars Rogue On...
    How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended
    • How Doctor Strange Sho... .
    How Star Wars Should Have Ended (Special Edition)
    • How Star Wars Should H... .
    More HISHE Reviews
    ua-cam.com/users/playlist?list...
    Villain Pub - The Boss Battle
    • Villain Pub - The Boss... .
    LEGO Harry Potter in 90 Seconds
    • Harry Potter In 90 Sec... .
    Suicide Squad HISHE
    • How Suicide Squad Shou...
    Star Trek Beyond HISHE
    • How Star Trek Beyond S... .
    Super Cafe: Batman GO
    • Super Cafe: Batman GO .
    Civil War HISHE
    • How Captain America: C...
    Villain Pub - The New Smile
    • Villain Pub - The New ... .
    How Batman V Superman Should Have Ended
    • How Batman v Superman:...
    TMNT: Out of the Shadows HISHE
    • How Teenage Mutant Nin... .
    How Deadpool Should Have Ended
    • How Deadpool Should Ha... .
    Hero Swap - Gladiator Starring Iron Man
    • Gladiator Starring Iro... .
    How X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/X-MenDOFPHISHE
    Star Wars - Revenge of the Sith HISHE
    • How Star Wars Revenge ...
    Jungle Book HISHE
    • How The Jungle Book Sh... .
    BAT BLOOD - A Batman V Superman AND Bad Blood Parody ft. Batman:
    bit.ly/BatBlood
    Villain Pub - The New Smile:
    bit.ly/VPNewSmile
    How Finding Nemo Should Have Ended
    • How Finding Nemo Shoul...
    How Jurassic World Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/JurassicWorldHISHE
    How Inside Out Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/InsideOutHISHE
    How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part Two:
    bit.ly/UltronPartTwo
    How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended - Part One:
    bit.ly/UltronPart1
    Aquaman V Superman - Hero Swap
    • Aquaman v Superman - H... .
    How The Battle of the Five Armies Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/Battleof5ArmiesHISHE
    Jurrassic World - Raptor Training:
    bit.ly/RaptorTraining
    How Guardians of the Galaxy Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/GuardiansHISHE
    How The Avengers: Age of Ultron Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/UltronTeaserHISHE
    How The Maze Runner Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/MazeRunnerHISHE
    How The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/ASM2HISHE
    Villain Pub- To The Tailor:
    bit.ly/VP-ToTheTailorHISHE
    The Lego HISHE 2 (The Alternate Ending):
    bit.ly/LegoHISHE2
    How Captain America: The Winter Soldier Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/CaptainAmericaWSHISHE
    How Godzilla Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/GodzillaHISHE
    Villain Pub- To Battle!:
    bit.ly/VP-ToBattleHISHE
    How Frozen Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/FrozenHISHE
    The Lego HISHE:
    bit.ly/TheLegoHISHE
    How The Batman Begins Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/BatmanBeginsHISHE
    How The Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended:
    bit.ly/SmaugHISHE
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  • @beastlyrex2947
    @beastlyrex2947 7 років тому +3622

    Three laws of HISHE:
    1: Villains are stupid
    2: Heroes are annoying
    3: X-Men are stubborn
    4: BECAUSE IM BATMAN

  • @nurasyiqin8921
    @nurasyiqin8921 4 роки тому +1090

    I came here just to hear this :
    *"BECAUSE I'M BATMANNNN"*

  • @orca8433
    @orca8433 5 років тому +2534

    Thor - "well at least I have a father"
    Deaths:
    1) Mom - Dark World
    2) Dad - Ragnorok
    3) Sister - Ragnorok
    4) Best Friend - Infinity War
    5) Brother - Infinity War
    6) relationship with Jane foster...

    • @whyumadbro900
      @whyumadbro900 4 роки тому +52

      Bro it was the first Thor movie

    • @jbsreviews1202
      @jbsreviews1202 4 роки тому +32

      Why U Mad Bro Yeh but she’s back in Thor 4

    • @sheiliaflyr6520
      @sheiliaflyr6520 4 роки тому +11

      Erik Valiulis 6 is to be determined.

    • @toxinplays8777
      @toxinplays8777 4 роки тому +13

      Batman: WELCOME ABORD THOR

    • @jamesck7559
      @jamesck7559 4 роки тому +3

      Erik Valiulis the relationships coming back in Love and Thunder

  • @captainmilkman
    @captainmilkman 4 роки тому +900

    Ultimate Batman pickup line: “Hey, you wanna know my secret identity?”

  • @FastCarsNoRules220
    @FastCarsNoRules220 7 років тому +165

    "Dude, I catch falling planes in mid air like every other week."
    "And I'm Batman."

  • @anthonyhiebert8491
    @anthonyhiebert8491 7 років тому +3274

    The three laws of HISHE:
    1. Villains are stupid.
    2. Heroes are annoying.
    3. X-Men are stubborn.

    • @ezelfrancisco5618
      @ezelfrancisco5618 7 років тому +338

      You forgot one.
      4. BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN

    • @naptimegaming1347
      @naptimegaming1347 7 років тому +126

      5. Superman saves the day

    • @harryfullen9057
      @harryfullen9057 7 років тому +9

      NaptimeGaming with his superspeed

    • @angrythumbman6290
      @angrythumbman6290 7 років тому +65

      And the law number 4 BECAUSE IM BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN COUGH COUG,I just said that doing the cancer batman voice

    • @orangexlightning
      @orangexlightning 7 років тому +33

      Anthony Hiebert 4. Because he's Batman

  • @christiemurphy2756
    @christiemurphy2756 5 років тому +643

    Loki: son of A ........
    Odin: ICE GIANT !!!!!

  • @nnamdiejiofor3985
    @nnamdiejiofor3985 4 роки тому +559

    Thor: "Everything he does, he does for a reason"
    Superman: "Like stealing a baby?"
    🤣🤣😂

    • @gie8366
      @gie8366 4 роки тому +25

      Ikr. I really love this Supes. He's just so chill 😂

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 4 роки тому +6

      no he adopted loki

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 роки тому +3

      I thought Loki was abandoned 😅

  • @Batman-fp2yr
    @Batman-fp2yr 7 років тому +8472

    I'm Batman!

    • @Batman-fp2yr
      @Batman-fp2yr 7 років тому +482

      That Dude No I will not because I'm Batman!

    • @stelioskspa2137
      @stelioskspa2137 7 років тому +113

      Batman you cant be Batman because im batman

    • @toni1086
      @toni1086 7 років тому +141

      I'm Captain America

    • @Batman-fp2yr
      @Batman-fp2yr 7 років тому +183

      stelios kspa You're an imposter because I'm Batman!

    • @Batman-fp2yr
      @Batman-fp2yr 7 років тому +128

      Captain America Hello Captain America!

  • @caillou3231
    @caillou3231 6 років тому +989

    Superman : *it's because you're Bat-*
    Batman : *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!*
    I love when he say that XD

  • @alosim1541
    @alosim1541 4 роки тому +3139

    When HISHE portrayed Bats and Sups’s relationship much better than the DCEU

    • @jedi_.66
      @jedi_.66 4 роки тому +17

      Max Isola I CAN’T LIKE IT!!

    • @wrestlinganime4life288
      @wrestlinganime4life288 4 роки тому +38

      @@echothevelociraptor9694 Why would you hate DC?

    • @wrestlinganime4life288
      @wrestlinganime4life288 4 роки тому +28

      @@echothevelociraptor9694 I know and I respect thay but why do you hate it?

    • @elliemccalmon3467
      @elliemccalmon3467 4 роки тому +23

      The movies aren’t that great, and most of the characters aren’t that well developed. Honestly, I don’t mind it, but Marvel beats it by a long shot

    • @athestya
      @athestya 4 роки тому +54

      DelfinoSquare they’re actually relatable and complex but WB don’t know how to make a decent movie with them😒

  • @amirkiagharebagh3884
    @amirkiagharebagh3884 5 років тому +99

    "Because I'm Batman. I am also rich... I"m rich Batman" LMFAO. I lost it.

  • @NedBaker
    @NedBaker 7 років тому +1370

    I love how Superman always says how easily he could kill Batman but Batman always laughs. It shows how Batman knows Superman's morals and knows he'd never do anything like that.

    • @donpokeylife9256
      @donpokeylife9256 6 років тому +38

      NinjaNed99 *Cough* Injustice 1 *Cough*

    • @alexmansfield3268
      @alexmansfield3268 6 років тому +64

      Pokemon Power cough not canon cough completely different universe cough

    • @vickielavigne2696
      @vickielavigne2696 6 років тому +8

      Reading this made the vid so much more funny

    • @shadowrossemeetspp18
      @shadowrossemeetspp18 6 років тому +5

      and then superman killed Joker

    • @rolsey8060
      @rolsey8060 6 років тому +10

      NinjaNed99 no batman laughs cos he knows he would win

  • @squirrelisamazing6522
    @squirrelisamazing6522 7 років тому +1761

    Super Café Is Probably One Of My Favourite Series On All Of UA-cam. XD

    • @bsbrickfilms9286
      @bsbrickfilms9286 7 років тому +15

      Squirrel Is Amazing second only to villain pub

    • @squirrelisamazing6522
      @squirrelisamazing6522 7 років тому +9

      True. Both Are So Amazing, I Wish They Were Uploaded More. :P

    • @nicolaswilliamson1060
      @nicolaswilliamson1060 7 років тому +1

      Squirrel Is Amazing I Agree, But Why Do You Type Like This?

    • @ericmadsen9655
      @ericmadsen9655 7 років тому +1

      Squirrel Is Amazing I've seen both vol.1 and vol.2 I hope there will be more Supercafe.

    • @squirrelisamazing6522
      @squirrelisamazing6522 7 років тому +7

      Unsang Because Why Not? :P

  • @peytonbursinwaterpolo5
    @peytonbursinwaterpolo5 4 роки тому +128

    2011: Thor has a father
    2017: Thor had a father

  • @fairyblu6929
    @fairyblu6929 3 роки тому +421

    "Now that's hurtful!"
    "You blinked! Peace I'm out, I'm Batman!"
    Love this line.

  • @federicobenitez5481
    @federicobenitez5481 7 років тому +285

    "you ran over a human being" oh Kal,you have no idea what is in the future...

    • @dorkchops
      @dorkchops 7 років тому +1

      no idea indeed

    • @FrozenVibraniumProductions
      @FrozenVibraniumProductions 7 років тому +16

      *+Bucky Barnes* wait a minute...

    • @dorkchops
      @dorkchops 7 років тому +6

      Bucky there's two of you?!
      I wonder how Steve will feel about this

  • @generalkenobi7873
    @generalkenobi7873 7 років тому +677

    It's fun to re-watch all of this "old" stuff, *knowing how things turned out*...
    like BvS, Justice League, Deadpool, Disney slowly taking over the world...

    • @chair_in_pool
      @chair_in_pool 7 років тому +14

      You know, the usual, right?

    • @redyu1831
      @redyu1831 7 років тому +39

      The Bat of Gotham You wanna know why?
      LOL JK

    • @wesleyhogan
      @wesleyhogan 7 років тому +11

      I'm BUTT-man >:)

    • @jasonnoel2660
      @jasonnoel2660 7 років тому +17

      The Bat of Gotham I think it's more than that
      BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

    • @PotatoMateYT
      @PotatoMateYT 7 років тому +5

      RisaXSeph 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡oh so your saying that MARVEL is the devil because Disney owns MARVEL!!!

  • @TheMercwithaMouth199
    @TheMercwithaMouth199 4 роки тому +139

    Doctor Who: "No no out, how did you even get in here?"
    Batman: "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!" XD I laughed so hard at that.

  • @flower_girl4983
    @flower_girl4983 4 роки тому +156

    Green lantern: why won't u guys accept my request?
    Batman: we will wen u make a good movie

    • @clonewarsgeneralgrievous2088
      @clonewarsgeneralgrievous2088 4 роки тому +7

      DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN

    • @dionelmejia8093
      @dionelmejia8093 3 роки тому +2

      Well let's see if the snyder cut is good we might see a green lantern movie but who knows

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 2 роки тому

      @@dionelmejia8093 hopefully with Jon Stewart. Although that’s probably because I’m biased

  • @mettatonex7221
    @mettatonex7221 7 років тому +610

    You misspelled the title. It's supposed to be "Because I'm Batman Compilation - Volume One"

    • @aidanactivator9788
      @aidanactivator9788 7 років тому +3

      Mettaton Ex LOL! That is what I would of called it!

  • @ryanellis1708
    @ryanellis1708 7 років тому +308

    So much fun to see these again. I absolutely will never get tired of the "Because I'm Batman!" gag. Makes me laugh every single time.

    • @mercurialorangeade
      @mercurialorangeade 6 років тому +2

      Ryan Ellis Never gets annoying.... 😃

    • @RedLee20
      @RedLee20 6 років тому +4

      Ryan Ellis knock knock
      Whos there
      Bec
      Bec who- oh cra-
      BECAUSE IM BATMAN

  • @LilEmpRex
    @LilEmpRex 2 роки тому +37

    I love this friendship. Actually kinda wholesome ngl.

  • @juliannethackerman7814
    @juliannethackerman7814 5 років тому +91

    I love their chemistry. If they talked to yourself like that in some movie... That would be awesome.

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah,
      Too bad most of DC films aren't that great nor good nor okay most of the time.
      And they didn't even talked to ALL superheroes.
      Especially Spider-Man.
      Which is very wrong in so many ways.

  • @elainak.3204
    @elainak.3204 5 років тому +573

    Batman: "You're sure you want this?"
    Superman: "No, dude. I'm not scared."
    Batman: "You sure?"
    Superman: "Yeah."
    Batman: "Alright. Here goes......
    Superman: "I'm waiting."
    Batman: "Man of Steel... was not inspiring."
    Superman: ..............
    Superman: "Now that's just hurtful."

  • @jcgaming645
    @jcgaming645 7 років тому +1070

    Batman:nock nock
    Super man:who's there
    Batman:bec
    Super man:bec who...oh shi...
    Batman:BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!!

    • @neskamminga4681
      @neskamminga4681 6 років тому +4

      Knock mate Knock

    • @ashrafrizvi6756
      @ashrafrizvi6756 6 років тому +7

      Batman: knock knock
      Superman: Do you have Kryptonite?
      Batman: I have at home
      Superman: Come In
      Batman: What?
      Superman: Because when you are superman, you only have to fear the Kryptonite.

    • @meme__juice
      @meme__juice 6 років тому +4

      jc gaming knock knock*

    • @araviswatson4330
      @araviswatson4330 5 років тому +1

      im sorry but........ *knock

    • @brutality75577
      @brutality75577 5 років тому +3

      Cap: CAN YOU WATCH YOUR.... LANGUAGE

  • @mabellinco157
    @mabellinco157 4 роки тому +93

    Superman: “I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I saved several cities in one day, I only have one weakness, I am super good looking, I punched Darkseid, I am the leader of the Justice League, I made out with Lois Lane and was played by 9 supermodels!”
    Batman: “And I’m Batman”

    • @clonewarsgeneralgrievous2088
      @clonewarsgeneralgrievous2088 4 роки тому +12

      The batman is batman because he's batman because he is batman because he's batman...... Duh

    • @jonathanwhite7168
      @jonathanwhite7168 4 роки тому +12

      Isn't batman basically the leader of the justice league since he funds it and comes up with the strategies for the league and keep a track of all leaguers

    • @mabellinco157
      @mabellinco157 4 роки тому +6

      @@jonathanwhite7168 touche

    • @kinggeorge8157
      @kinggeorge8157 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @ophie71
      @ophie71 3 роки тому +4

      𝘽𝙀𝘾𝘼𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝘽𝘼𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 5 років тому +72

    Let's take a moment to congratulate the people at HISHE. You guys have grown beautifully over the years and we're lucky to have you

  • @TrueTrickster2016
    @TrueTrickster2016 7 років тому +518

    Super-Man: *"Just call it.. Man of Steel: Total Pwnage"*
    Batman: *"...Or Because he's Batman"*

  • @ElizabethHernandez-ub7mv
    @ElizabethHernandez-ub7mv 7 років тому +592

    "YOU COULDVE SAVED RORY AND AMY" - batman, the biggest fanboy in the multiverse

    • @iwanttokermitsuicide3021
      @iwanttokermitsuicide3021 6 років тому +12

      netflix & chill When Batman said that, I fell in love with him.

    • @Ceryslovesanimal
      @Ceryslovesanimal 6 років тому +1

      Ellie Hernandez Don't remind me!!!!!!

    • @OddSocksQueen
      @OddSocksQueen 5 років тому +7

      'How did you even get in here?'
      'BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAN'
      😂😂

    • @obliteratordeathcon4456
      @obliteratordeathcon4456 5 років тому +1

      what about superman the biggest fan girl in the omniverse

    • @KazukiVA
      @KazukiVA 5 років тому

      obliterator deathcon 4 whats wrong with superman?

  • @yaseminun220
    @yaseminun220 4 роки тому +38

    Batman : Cause I'M BATMAN
    Subtitles: Cuz i'm perfect
    😂😂😂

  • @VIDireWolfIV
    @VIDireWolfIV 3 роки тому +30

    this whole series is my headcannon for what bruce and clark do everyday

  • @kirstenalbaniel4673
    @kirstenalbaniel4673 7 років тому +175

    Drinking game: Take a shot everytime Batman says “Im batman”

    • @carbonclaw7280
      @carbonclaw7280 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @legallyapumpkin3189
      @legallyapumpkin3189 4 роки тому +6

      Ugwy Duckwing my brother is dead now

    • @bonkers8135
      @bonkers8135 4 роки тому +1

      If I did that I would be soooo drunk

    • @A.J.Torres
      @A.J.Torres 2 роки тому +5

      I don’t remember anything from the last 13 hours and I have five dogs in my house now and can’t find my keys

    • @Kai-oy9nv
      @Kai-oy9nv Рік тому +1

      I think my liver just lost its parents to tragedy and now dons a cap and mask
      And beats bartenders and liquor store clerks to a inch of there lives every day.
      Because I'm batman

  • @theinquisitor9836
    @theinquisitor9836 7 років тому +4098

    Let's start a petition for the next batman movie to be named Because He's Batman

  • @oli8296
    @oli8296 4 роки тому +32

    Best incarnation of Batman & Superman ever!!!!!

  • @Lauren007E
    @Lauren007E Рік тому +67

    I love how in character these clips always are. Even with Superman being all wide eyed and trusting of everything while Batman is more cynical and refuses to rely on anything he didn't make himself
    If only DC could write them half as well lmao

  • @BatmanOfficial.
    @BatmanOfficial. 7 років тому +2760

    BECAUSE I AM BATMAN

  • @kingofwakanda6899
    @kingofwakanda6899 7 років тому +2048

    30 mins??? Hope the toilet is comfortable...

    • @user-ut1mz4rd6p
      @user-ut1mz4rd6p 7 років тому +15

      King of Wakanda 💩

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 7 років тому +8

      It is.

    • @Valentine350z
      @Valentine350z 7 років тому +7

      Hah. Mine sure is ;)

    • @tchaka7963
      @tchaka7963 7 років тому +35

      Son you're supposed to be cleaning your room!

    • @tristanwarmer5630
      @tristanwarmer5630 7 років тому +7

      T'Chaka. But you dead now and now he's the King now soooo yoi can't really boss him around My Lord😎😎

  • @dikshamalhotra321
    @dikshamalhotra321 4 роки тому +169

    Did you guys predict Robert pattinson being batman with that twilight joke......woah 🙃🙃🙃

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 3 роки тому +28

    "Try every girl you ever dated!"
    Does Superman have room to talk here?

  • @spiderperry489
    @spiderperry489 6 років тому +528

    "when captain america throws his mighty shield all those to who oppose his shield must yield unless your a plane or a bomb or some ice then he will choose to take a nap because the ice seems nice when captain america throws his mighty shield"

    • @lisa_vxng
      @lisa_vxng 4 роки тому +9

      that just brought back soooo many memories... even though the winter soldier version is still my fav

    • @braden8523
      @braden8523 4 роки тому +8

      “When Captain America throws his mighty shield all who oppose his shield must yield unless your a plane or a bomb or some ice or a brain washed buddy or a spiiider maan than you don’t necessarily have tooo yieeeeeeld”

    • @Josh-jc3hd
      @Josh-jc3hd 3 роки тому +5

      unless you're a plane or a bomb or so ice or a brainwashed buddy or a Spiderman or Tony stark or a version of yourself or just plain thanos.... Then you don't necessarily have to yield

    • @myles3856
      @myles3856 3 роки тому +2

      True

  • @torlamoon6703
    @torlamoon6703 7 років тому +472

    I think Batman's catchphrase will NEVER get old. It makes me laugh every time.
    You know what, we all must be super if we survived volume 1 of the Super Hero Compilation without backing out :3

  • @mabellinco157
    @mabellinco157 4 роки тому +42

    did anyone notice the “wooosh” when Batman was reading Clark’s tweets and he said he just saved the day?

  • @purplealchemistofficial
    @purplealchemistofficial 5 років тому +66

    6:51 it's kinda funny when you know that Batman and Superman are voiced by the same guy, so the laughing is just one guy.

  • @wahdatzakie2945
    @wahdatzakie2945 7 років тому +279

    "At least i have a father" - (batman die's inside) LMAO

  • @scarm7129
    @scarm7129 7 років тому +274

    I'm batman~ I'm a-mario~ I'm batman~ I'm a-mario~

  • @rosaatkins4682
    @rosaatkins4682 4 роки тому +83

    Who else wants to go to this cafe😂

  • @lydiahoward5646
    @lydiahoward5646 4 роки тому +30

    16:59. Superman talks to Batman about Twilight, and no Batman is played by Robert Pattinson. Coincidence, I think not!

    • @zahir1014
      @zahir1014 4 роки тому

      Lydia Howard thank God someone else noticed that

  • @under_score3829
    @under_score3829 7 років тому +1373

    *How X-Men: The Last Stand Should Have Ended*:
    Jean: Save me.
    Wolverine injects Jean Grey with the Mutant Cure.
    Jean: Wha--what just happened?
    Logan: I took away your mutant powers.
    Jean: Oh.
    Logan: You sound disappointed.
    Jean: No, it's just that, I thought you were going to kill me.
    Logan: Kill you?! Why would I kill you? I love you! Plus, there's like a ton of mutant cure needles all over the ground from the battle, and I literally just did the same thing to Magneto earlier.
    Jean: Wow, thats-that was a really good idea..........
    Logan:..............So, you wanna get out of here?
    *In the Super Cafe*
    Logan: So there you have it. I cured Jean, and now we're gonna live happily ever after. And I didn't even have to time travel to do it.
    Logan, Jean, and Batman laugh.
    Superman: Ha ha. Very funny.
    Batman: So, Logan, what are you going to do when you're too young for her?
    Logan: Well, maybe I'll inject myself with the cure; stop my healing. Or maybe I'll just inexplicably age over the course of a few years and die. I mean, wouldn't it be crazy if my adamantium was poisoning me? Talk about irony.
    Jean: I have to be honest. I kinda miss telepathy.
    Batman: Why? Is it because you want to know my......secret identity?
    Jean: No thanks. Mutants should be entitled to their secrets.
    Batman: Heh, heh, I'm not a Mutant. Or a Metahuman.
    Jean: Then...what is your superpower?
    Batman: I'm rich.
    Logan: Then why do you dress like a bat?
    Aquaman: I dig it.
    Batman: I dress like a bat because I'm Batman. I strike terror into the hearts of criminals. I thought you knew that. We've met before, like a bunch of times.
    Logan: Have we? I don't really remember my past.
    Jean: Well, I'm glad I don't have to strike terror into the heart of anyone anymore.
    Logan: Yep. Smooth sailing from here on out. I mean there were some ominous Trask Industries commercials on TV, but I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
    Superman: Are you sure the cure is permanent?
    Logan: Why wouldn't it be permanent?
    Superman: I don't know, just--I recently had a fatal experience with Kryptonite that wasn't permanent, so--
    Logan: I'm sure we'll be fine.
    Magneto (outside walking and shouting): I can move chess pieces! I can move chess pieces!
    Logan: He's just saying that.

    • @TheBatbike
      @TheBatbike 7 років тому +139

      give this guy a trophy

    • @aali9301
      @aali9301 7 років тому +49

      under_score you are a bloody genius

    • @emmanuelreynoso5770
      @emmanuelreynoso5770 7 років тому +46

      why is this not a thing

    • @yexas7029
      @yexas7029 7 років тому +31

      needs more likes

    • @muhammadadhi315
      @muhammadadhi315 6 років тому +12

      you cannot take a thing close to her. everything not even close to her gets explode. it takes a person with a healing power to get that close to her

  • @thedragonqueem821
    @thedragonqueem821 6 років тому +74

    Random guy: How do you make the costume so real?
    Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

  • @arturitogarrido1389
    @arturitogarrido1389 4 роки тому +38

    You know why this is so good?
    BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!

  • @Redcyclecomics0777
    @Redcyclecomics0777 2 роки тому +13

    11:14 , man this scene killed me. He calls Alfred to assist him on the weather but Alfred uses the Assistant to answer his Batman's question on the weather, hilarious 😂

  • @MIM94
    @MIM94 7 років тому +35

    "The Dark Knight Rises Again
    and beats up Superman"
    Sounds like the appropriate title to me.

  • @kevinbaker3244
    @kevinbaker3244 6 років тому +49

    Batman: "so are you retired now or what?"
    Tony: "I don't know are YOU retired now?"
    Lmao

  • @ceticx
    @ceticx 3 роки тому +11

    “how did you even get in here-
    BECAUSE IM BATMAN”
    that is my favorite part of this whole video idek why

  • @Crimson_CourierTTV
    @Crimson_CourierTTV 3 роки тому +16

    I love that they actually had bruce and clark in a cafe in the recent rerelease of under the red hoodm

  • @muggy9814
    @muggy9814 7 років тому +95

    22:00
    Superman couldn't see the baby through the seat with his X-Ray vision?
    Are the seats made of lead?😅

    • @pizzamaster355
      @pizzamaster355 6 років тому +3

      Pro-Elite probably

    • @juliandelcampo4237
      @juliandelcampo4237 6 років тому +5

      No he can control when he uses his x-ray vision.He just wasn’t using it.

    • @shanenickel-thibodeau
      @shanenickel-thibodeau 5 років тому

      Stay puft Vlogs no. He means lead. It has two pronunciations. “Led” and “Leed”

  • @brendanburke3287
    @brendanburke3287 7 років тому +2008

    BECAUSE IM BATMAN

  • @michellegiacalone1079
    @michellegiacalone1079 5 років тому +18

    I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!! The scene in 'SpiderVerse' where Miles and Peter B are eating burgers? That's totally the Superhero Cafe.

  • @flimp8020
    @flimp8020 3 роки тому +11

    “Dude I catch Flying planes out of the air every other week”
    “And I’m Batman”

  • @manvslife271
    @manvslife271 7 років тому +795

    Its been 10 years?! holy crap!

  • @simianbarcode3011
    @simianbarcode3011 7 років тому +149

    28:45 Mister Doctor?
    it's.. Strange
    Maybe. Who am I to judge?

  • @annaheart5656
    @annaheart5656 4 роки тому +18

    17:00 twilight reference 😂😂😂iconic

  • @thedawsonshow1
    @thedawsonshow1 5 років тому +57

    “We can’t hear you through all of this box office money”
    Definitely the best line I’ve ever heard

  • @Aeolian_0607
    @Aeolian_0607 7 років тому +95

    damn.. 10/10 times even I know BECAUSE I'M BATMAN phrase is coming still CRACK ME UP EVERYTIME.

  • @Reverse_Hood
    @Reverse_Hood 7 років тому +131

    These videos get Superman and Batman better than the Snyder films

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsp1526
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsp1526 2 роки тому +31

    Super café compilation vol. 1:-
    0:07 Superman (2006)
    1:06 Spider-man 3 (2007)
    1:39 Iron man (2008)
    3:08 The dark knight (2008)
    5:03 Thor (2011)
    6:31 Captain america: the first avenger (2011)
    7:48 X-men: first class (2011)
    8:27 Super café: super social network (2012)
    10:19 Super café: bat phone (2012)
    12:07 Super café: bros before marios (2012)
    14:01 Marvel's the avengers (2012)
    15:41 Super café: pros and cons (2012)
    17:21 The dark knight rises (2012)
    17:51 The amazing spider-man (2012)
    19:25 Super café: trailer of steel (2012)
    21:10 Super café: swingers tribute (2013)
    23:11 Iron man 3 (2013)
    24:02 Man of steel (2013)
    24:54 Super café: versus (2013)
    27:02 Super café: who's a hero (2013)
    29:05 Thor: the dark world (2013)
    29:22 Batman begins (2014)

  • @VIperzilla1
    @VIperzilla1 4 роки тому +158

    Why didn't mario mention the fact that he saved the galaxy...

  • @user-ut1mz4rd6p
    @user-ut1mz4rd6p 7 років тому +1189

    ,,I'm batman" is thirteen years old

    • @Trae-sb5du
      @Trae-sb5du 7 років тому +35

      Delta Drache I feel old now

    • @L30n4rdo6
      @L30n4rdo6 7 років тому +1

      And still fun

    • @koushikraja331
      @koushikraja331 7 років тому +25

      no, "i'm batman" has always been around since the comics. it's "BECOZ I'M BATMAAAAAN!!" which is 10 years old.

    • @Jordi.Lacerda
      @Jordi.Lacerda 7 років тому

      did you watch batman begins?? or read the comics??

    • @Alex-jz5yw
      @Alex-jz5yw 7 років тому

      koushik raja NNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDDD

  • @benjamindraws9676
    @benjamindraws9676 5 років тому +912

    WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIELD

  • @mattman8153
    @mattman8153 4 роки тому +22

    17:03 out here predicting the future of batman😂😂😂

  • @omarsoliman6430
    @omarsoliman6430 3 роки тому +10

    OH MY GOD!!! EASILY the BEST DCU movies ever made,....by far. You have nailed not only Supes & Bats personalities, but also their voices. It's all perfect,... right down to the villains interactions. I don't remember them ever getting anything but coffee on Seinfeld either. I love that they are in a booth in front of a huge streetfront window. And others walk by/fly by and yell stuff at them. BRILLIANT

  • @calebxcuyugan
    @calebxcuyugan 7 років тому +362

    And thus the phrase "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!" Was born

  • @Asherasd
    @Asherasd 7 років тому +84

    Man of Steel: Punch from Space that exploded Batman's face. Because he's Batman.

  • @GrandAdmiralGonk
    @GrandAdmiralGonk Рік тому +17

    Let's be honest, we would all watch a movie called "Because he's Batman"

  • @vincentfadoju8531
    @vincentfadoju8531 4 роки тому +11

    HISHE Superman and Batman have so much chemistry that I'm almost jealous😂

  • @jeweljammer
    @jeweljammer 6 років тому +116

    Robbers are bad
    Violets are blue
    I stole your rubber band
    because...
    ...I AM BATMAN!

  • @rukmanipriya9604
    @rukmanipriya9604 7 років тому +150

    "I'm the hero Gotham deserver but not the one it need " its the best dialogue in super cafe

  • @GODsARMY121
    @GODsARMY121 Рік тому +3

    Batman looking at superman after superman thought Ms incredible was flirting with him. Priceless. 🤣

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor 2 роки тому +6

    That Elastigirl one 🤣 Bruce’s smirk at Clark 😆

  • @jasonnoel2660
    @jasonnoel2660 7 років тому +1226

    That will never get annoying
    BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

  • @hanselorellana
    @hanselorellana 7 років тому +67

    "At least I have a father"... But it also hurts Superman... He is also an orphan!. Double burn?

    • @graystripe4853
      @graystripe4853 6 років тому +1

      Hansel Orellana yes but Superman doesn’t care as much as Batman

    • @tobieolson242
      @tobieolson242 6 років тому

      Hansel Orellana He has Pa Kent

    • @shiestysean
      @shiestysean 6 років тому

      Hansel Orellana that's what I thought

    • @richardwarnercool1
      @richardwarnercool1 6 років тому +2

      Hansel Orellana (After Thor Ragnarok) Not anymore you don't!

  • @philipciccone7280
    @philipciccone7280 4 роки тому +15

    Batman: Do you know why ?
    Superman: Shrugging his head
    Batman: BECAUSE IT’S A BATPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @divineray7822
    @divineray7822 4 роки тому +7

    "Bruce ..Bruce ..Bruce ... Stop "
    "I'm Batman ."

  • @tristanwarmer5630
    @tristanwarmer5630 7 років тому +290

    Does Anyone Agree that Batman is the Best Hishe Character alive😎😎😎😎

    • @coledurham679
      @coledurham679 7 років тому +26

      Tristan Warmer
      you know why? because he's Batman!!

    • @truespectros
      @truespectros 7 років тому +7

      Tristan Warmer do you know why....... BECAUSE IM BATMAN!

    • @comradebarry
      @comradebarry 7 років тому

      do all of u no y because im batman

    • @zahidhussain-vr1gz
      @zahidhussain-vr1gz 7 років тому +7

      Because he has a BatPhone!

    • @victorial3588
      @victorial3588 7 років тому +2

      Tristan Warmer Because he's Batman....

  • @mrkoix7445
    @mrkoix7445 7 років тому +67

    i can hear Batman say "BECAUSE IM BATMAN" all the time... Repeating itself forever... It just never gets old!

  • @Princemohamed8
    @Princemohamed8 4 роки тому +17

    23:56 Dude, he quoted end game, before end game...

    • @benman92
      @benman92 3 роки тому +1

      No not really

  • @attieyag
    @attieyag 8 місяців тому +2

    These will never get old

  • @legosimp982
    @legosimp982 7 років тому +63

    Batman called the Time Lord "Mister Doctor.". Nice foreshadowing.

  • @jamesreveley5360
    @jamesreveley5360 7 років тому +970

    Do more villain pub episodes !!! Please!!

  • @NetLockGaming
    @NetLockGaming 5 років тому +34

    “How did you make your costume look so re-“
    “BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!!!”
    Roll credits

  • @thepineapplefromouterspace8996
    @thepineapplefromouterspace8996 2 роки тому +8

    This dry, sarcastic comedy is what I live for

  • @viktormac6619
    @viktormac6619 7 років тому +345

    because I'm batman never dies

    • @jakobrogers625
      @jakobrogers625 7 років тому +1

      stultus macsimus you know why?
      #memesneverdie
      Also,
      BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 7 років тому

      yes it does

    • @viktormac6619
      @viktormac6619 7 років тому +1

      are you sure about that?

    • @0hpossum
      @0hpossum 7 років тому

      stultus macsimus *plays John Cena's theme song on giant stereo*

  • @phillipwalling7470
    @phillipwalling7470 7 років тому +386

    Knock-Knock.
    Who's there?
    Bec.
    Bec-Wh.....Ohhhhh....
    BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

  • @willymayshays
    @willymayshays 4 роки тому +8

    “Hey, wanna know my secret identity?”
    -Batman 2010 - Present

  • @nolandrake2620
    @nolandrake2620 5 років тому +11

    Super man has 2 weaknesses like the phone. Super man: kryptonite, magic phone: breakable, water

  • @svogun
    @svogun 7 років тому +123

    liked before viewing... normal for HISHE ;)

  • @brnerikhaukens6597
    @brnerikhaukens6597 7 років тому +43

    batman's answer to everything:
    BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

  • @artslife4424
    @artslife4424 5 років тому +18

    Are you gargling marbles. 😁

  • @zackattack247
    @zackattack247 3 роки тому +6

    3:41 for some reason I just love this part