Speed Hitting: Death by 1000 Cuts | Master Ken

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  • @EnterTheDojoShow
    @EnterTheDojoShow  5 років тому +49

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    • @jonahlevi3178
      @jonahlevi3178 5 років тому +2

      go vegan or we're all gone die

    • @sulaimanappleton1344
      @sulaimanappleton1344 5 років тому +3

      This technique is recommended by both Master Ken and Me.
      I had a knife fight with my enemy. Whoever won has to text here

    • @nash0l1br3
      @nash0l1br3 5 років тому

      I am from Chile, so sad its on sale only in the US.

    • @krichvesroy
      @krichvesroy 5 років тому +3

      Please invite Doug Marcaida!

    • @jamesallen3786
      @jamesallen3786 3 роки тому

      I know Im randomly asking but does anybody know of a trick to get back into an Instagram account..?
      I was stupid forgot my password. I love any tips you can give me.

  • @Mario2980
    @Mario2980 5 років тому +541

    Man, he was cutting him so fast, Todd didn't even start bleeding...

    • @ryubumboo7520
      @ryubumboo7520 5 років тому +26

      Man, Master Ken was so fast, Todd didn't even start to be cutted.

    • @ianlee863
      @ianlee863 5 років тому +22

      Master Ken can cut faster than the light that created his arm's tan line.

    • @kelvinmck2001
      @kelvinmck2001 5 років тому +9

      He cut the blood, duh.

    • @nghadamlombi3979
      @nghadamlombi3979 4 роки тому

      Yeah he was really fast dude

    • @alrightbuddie3141
      @alrightbuddie3141 3 роки тому +3

      He was cutting so fast he split the blood cells

  • @drivingmylifeaway7149
    @drivingmylifeaway7149 5 років тому +355

    Chuck Norris once fought Master Ken, the loser had to grow a beard

    • @shinomori69
      @shinomori69 5 років тому +43

      The winner kept an epic moooostache. And a red gi.

    • @ryubumboo7520
      @ryubumboo7520 5 років тому +4

      Chuck hasn't Todd.
      Chuck hasn't chance.

    • @terrenceroberts6074
      @terrenceroberts6074 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 5 років тому +11

      Wrong, Master Ken is one of Chuck Norris's beard hairs.

    • @Enchantedlight_20_13_
      @Enchantedlight_20_13_ 5 років тому +2

      @@kevynhansyn2902 WHHAATT?😱😱😱 Nice!😂😅😂😆😅😂 we are all one ...

  • @criffermaclennan
    @criffermaclennan 5 років тому +205

    Death by a thousand paper cuts would be worse...and master ken can show off his ameri-dorigami-te skills too

  • @Ko700el
    @Ko700el 5 років тому +144

    to all of those inexperienced here...you completely missed the fact that Master Ken did 1002 cuts....and he didn't even brag or hinted at it ...because he can go way more than 1002

    • @CrimsonCrime2234
      @CrimsonCrime2234 5 років тому +5

      koel700 when you cut 1000, I guess it’s ok to get two bonuses cut without extra charge?

    • @michaelneufang4759
      @michaelneufang4759 5 років тому +1

      Did you count?

    • @dicetacticgames7230
      @dicetacticgames7230 3 роки тому

      @@michaelneufang4759 awesome michael keep it up..we do not support blind followers

    • @dicetacticgames7230
      @dicetacticgames7230 3 роки тому

      Shotii kotha bol...Master ken toke ei kotha ta bolar jonnyo threaten korechhe to? aro erokom video dekh....eromi hobi

  • @smolknife
    @smolknife 5 років тому +82

    I'm in awe; Master Ken once again proves why he's called "master" rather than "mister"

    • @dicetacticgames7230
      @dicetacticgames7230 3 роки тому

      Im in awe too mackenzie..on how much lies a person can say and believe

    • @smolknife
      @smolknife 3 роки тому +2

      If you don't recognize this video and my comment as a joke then I can't help you.

  • @fromaggiovagiola9128
    @fromaggiovagiola9128 5 років тому +56

    "A man only dies once. He should enjoy it" Prince Habib

  • @andythousand345
    @andythousand345 5 років тому +30

    I knew that as soon as I saw the Kill Face from Master Ken, this was going to be epic. I’m just glad he didn’t put extreme intensity into the kill face or we’d all be in trouble.

  • @davidlevy9430
    @davidlevy9430 5 років тому +4

    Best instructional video yet from Master Ken!!

  • @bluhfer1445
    @bluhfer1445 5 років тому +84

    Can't wait to see your movie
    "Master Ken:
    Out of Martial Arts and into Ameri-Do-te."
    Great Video
    Take Care
    Be Safe
    Stay Safe

    • @2Axiom
      @2Axiom 5 років тому +4

      And always
      re-stomp the groin

    • @YouDieLin
      @YouDieLin 5 років тому +2

      Not to mention...
      Tiger claws

    • @bluhfer1445
      @bluhfer1445 5 років тому +2

      Or a documentary on "The Kill Face". And how it came to be.. (must be 3hrs long)
      👍🏻

    • @noahabarca3883
      @noahabarca3883 5 років тому

      Made it 69 liked for you.

  • @shawnmartin1289
    @shawnmartin1289 5 років тому +24

    Master Ken NEEDS to be a MortalKombat character! ... Fatality! .... and re-stomp the groin.

  • @doctordeath2551
    @doctordeath2551 5 років тому +4

    Man the greatness is outstanding he cutting so fast that even slow motion can’t keep up sometimes

  • @k-mansports4723
    @k-mansports4723 5 років тому +18

    Plot twist:
    Todd is just Kenny from Southpark, that has been teleported to the real world and grew up.

  • @alexnickolaev
    @alexnickolaev 5 років тому +26

    The next one should be: speed groin hitting, death by 1000 restomps

  • @Folkeregor
    @Folkeregor 5 років тому +1

    One of the most tasteful and organic ways to implement a sponsor. Well done!

  • @matrixRule127
    @matrixRule127 5 років тому +7

    Thank you for making my day!! Love from India, master Ken!

  • @ahhgo
    @ahhgo 5 років тому +2

    "It's a lot more work, but it's much more satisfying." HAHAHAHA! Amen.

  • @brianh5803
    @brianh5803 5 років тому +2

    Holy shit...was already dying laughing watching this then got to the end with the stomp the crotch with a knife move...... I havent laughed this hard since seeing my mother drunk and trying to pee standing up.

  • @LifeForceChannel
    @LifeForceChannel 5 років тому +6

    Oh the sound effects ❤️👍❤️

  • @sandboxboy80
    @sandboxboy80 5 років тому +8

    I LOVE YOU MASTER KEN!!!!!

  • @jdthepatriot5085
    @jdthepatriot5085 5 років тому +2

    Master Ken, those clippers made my groin look like your mustache! Thanks!

  • @bigdaddydiesel5520
    @bigdaddydiesel5520 5 років тому +5

    Manscaping seems like the perfect sponsor for a video about cutting, lol.

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 5 років тому +38

    The knife was in Todd's nose, than his mouth. You never go nose to mouth.

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 5 років тому +2

      and if you can, i feel bad for the missus

    • @checkyoself9
      @checkyoself9 5 років тому +3

      This is Ken and his hetero life partner, Silent Todd.

  • @shahman76
    @shahman76 5 років тому +3

    Oh my god! Master Ken trimmed his opponents finger nails AND his toe nails. Master Ken truly has no chill. Brutal.

  • @dumahdrummer654
    @dumahdrummer654 5 років тому +3

    These video's are pure genius, always make me laugh

  • @offshore33
    @offshore33 5 років тому +3

    4:14 Always relive the magic.

  • @nephrenqayin254
    @nephrenqayin254 5 років тому +1

    Damn...I should've join this dojo. There's no other like him. Bruce Lee?, Frank Dux?, who are they?!? Ken is the real Master.

  • @JM-hx9ew
    @JM-hx9ew 5 років тому +11

    This fight screen was just as good as anything marvel does. I take that back anything as good as DC does.

    • @EnterTheDojoShow
      @EnterTheDojoShow  5 років тому +17

      Master Ken v Superman?

    • @LJAndrews1986
      @LJAndrews1986 5 років тому +8

      Wouldn't be a fair fight Master Ken vs Superman unless he had one hand behind his back and stood on one leg. Then Superman may have a hope

    • @joshd2013
      @joshd2013 5 років тому +8

      @@LJAndrews1986 only if master ken was blindfolded as well

    • @LJAndrews1986
      @LJAndrews1986 5 років тому +5

      You think putting a blind fold on Master Ken makes a difference? To think he relies on sight like us mere men

    • @joshd2013
      @joshd2013 5 років тому +5

      @@LJAndrews1986 of course he can do it with his other senses easily we were talking bout giving Superman a chance not how royally master ken would whoop his but regardless of the amount of handicaps placed on him like you can't outrun the killface no matter how fast you can run

  • @Draalnexa
    @Draalnexa 5 років тому

    Usually you skip the adds, but with the power of ameridote, the most lethal martial art on the planet, even adds are killing it.

  • @robotnoir5299
    @robotnoir5299 5 років тому +3

    Confusing. Which person do I copy? The guy in red or white?

  • @guiomarmoraleda9952
    @guiomarmoraleda9952 Рік тому +1

    Gracias por alegrar mi día 😂

  • @j.springer2675
    @j.springer2675 5 років тому +19

    And as always, double stab the groin. . .

  • @chucknorrisok5412
    @chucknorrisok5412 5 років тому +1

    Man master ken giving the best barber XD

  • @MexicanMartialArts
    @MexicanMartialArts 5 років тому +11

    Last time I was this early Cowboy took a dive..

    • @BlakeMcCringleberry
      @BlakeMcCringleberry 5 років тому +1

      Last time I was this early, Master Ken's mom was still with the previous customer.

    • @AbelR91
      @AbelR91 5 років тому +1

      Just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider.

    • @hhhhhhhhh7013
      @hhhhhhhhh7013 4 роки тому

      Ey yo Jesse hope you doing well

  • @Spee78
    @Spee78 5 років тому

    Todd.... you're awesome i tell you!! MKen... you did well as always 🤠

  • @chiefwarhead
    @chiefwarhead 5 років тому +1

    Flawless victory!!!

  • @misplacedpawn
    @misplacedpawn 5 років тому

    I smack the like within 2 milliseconds after the video started, because I have not even an inkling of a doubt that the Master Ken can pull this off....

  • @BoscoDASuperhero
    @BoscoDASuperhero 5 років тому

    Appreciate the code, ordered mine 2day.💈

  • @MikeMinervini
    @MikeMinervini 5 років тому +1

    omg i almost lost my job from laughing so hard

  • @GOBRAGH2
    @GOBRAGH2 5 років тому +1

    I wasn't expecting this! LOL!

  • @HB90210
    @HB90210 5 років тому +1

    Lawn Mower 3.0 😁😁😁😁
    Manscape Mower.🚜
    Poor Todd 😬I hope he has life insurance🥩🔪🍽️

  • @jamesthe-doctor8981
    @jamesthe-doctor8981 5 років тому

    The music is awesome. Sounds like a cross between an old 70s Shaw Brothers movie and the soundtrack from the original Shaft movie.

  • @DarioSpina97
    @DarioSpina97 5 років тому +5

    id like to see a vid where todd destroys ken but then gets a concussion and loses the skills he got to get so powerful lol

  • @salimosman8188
    @salimosman8188 5 років тому

    😂😂😂 best intro...why kill fast when you can kill slow n enjoy it more...love you guys...👍👍👍

  • @HyperspeedMedia
    @HyperspeedMedia 5 років тому +2

    FATALITY !!!!

  • @TreezyE83
    @TreezyE83 5 років тому

    Advanced sloq motion proves the technique is official! Wow! thanks 👍 will do

  • @fightingphantom6290
    @fightingphantom6290 5 років тому +1

    Your videos are a masterpiece 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @surgeonsergio6839
    @surgeonsergio6839 5 років тому +1

    How and why does this not have more views?

  • @Christian-Roots818
    @Christian-Roots818 5 років тому +9

    Unbelievable skills. Masterful knife technique.

  • @silafuyang8675
    @silafuyang8675 5 років тому +1

    Few have noticed that bearded Tod and manly mustached Master Ken are advertising shaving products. LOL

  • @LHSBuster
    @LHSBuster 5 років тому +1

    And remember, always re-groom the groin.

  • @binodmenahihu8104
    @binodmenahihu8104 5 років тому

    Aaahhhaaaahaahaahaahaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...... it's too hilarious ..😂😂😂😂😂
    My tummy hurts

  • @brianaugustineabcede
    @brianaugustineabcede 5 років тому +3

    Listen to Master Ken,
    He's an 11th degree black Belter...

  • @v312ym34n_is_very_mean
    @v312ym34n_is_very_mean 5 років тому

    I want to see Master Ken's knife skills and the Genosaji's spoons in an abridged 3 hour movie.

  • @ianlee863
    @ianlee863 5 років тому +1

    Master Ken can cut faster than the light that created his arm's tan line.

  • @takeshikujo2909
    @takeshikujo2909 5 років тому +1

    Poor Todd. Always getting the dull end of the knife.
    Pun intended.

  • @dmaxm2498
    @dmaxm2498 5 років тому

    Diggin the Kung Fu Hustle music! 🤣👍🏼

  • @SL33P-WALK3R
    @SL33P-WALK3R 3 роки тому

    WTH did I just stumble uppon!? 😂🤣 I guess I'll be 800k subscriber.👍

  • @Sashazur
    @Sashazur 5 років тому +3

    While you were at it, you could have given Todd a beard trim, he’s looking a little shaggy!

  • @FirstDan2000
    @FirstDan2000 5 років тому +1

    You guys must've spent weeks planning this and hours and hours filming. Great show.

  • @byfuglienx33l
    @byfuglienx33l 5 років тому

    Master Ken should do films ! Hollywood take him! He’s better than a lot of actors

    • @byfuglienx33l
      @byfuglienx33l 5 років тому

      Oh and, if you don’t he will kick your groins

    • @byfuglienx33l
      @byfuglienx33l 5 років тому

      And then, restomp it.

  • @CNSDFilms
    @CNSDFilms 5 років тому +1

    Love it

  • @brax979
    @brax979 5 років тому

    can i use the trimmer's blades to perform the death by 1000 cuts?

  • @d4mdcykey
    @d4mdcykey 5 років тому +5

    I always trim my lower-fro in the car while driving because a real man ain't got no time to be primping in front of a mirror at home like a nancy boy. Git ya sum!

  • @antbarredo
    @antbarredo 5 років тому

    Master Ken blinks so fast that in super slow motion his blinks are like normal speed

  • @wpropst8797
    @wpropst8797 5 років тому

    You made me lol today. Thank you

  • @HarryHarshaw
    @HarryHarshaw 5 років тому

    Awesome.

  • @Operator-om8ih
    @Operator-om8ih 5 років тому +8

    You forgot the Colombian neck tie... or maybe you did it and even in slow mo it was just to fast for me to see it. Damn your skill Master Ken! 🤬

  • @davinci3478
    @davinci3478 5 років тому

    I hear Master Ken ripped that mustache right of Ron Swanson and live

  • @sammycritfiddle
    @sammycritfiddle 5 років тому

    nothing like hearing the critical role season 1 fight music in a master ken video

  • @YoRCreator
    @YoRCreator 5 років тому +7

    What impressive speed... there were a few times Master Ken was going to fast for super slow motion... Also does the manscaping kit include anal hair removal tools and or a bleaching kit with comb. Asking for a friend.

  • @jmelmcgee3580
    @jmelmcgee3580 Рік тому

    ULTRA COMBO!

  • @edwardjames6023
    @edwardjames6023 5 років тому +1

    The tittle got immediate likes

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau 5 років тому +1

    51 people are upset by manscaping.

  • @cartersang1970
    @cartersang1970 5 років тому

    He attac
    He attac
    But most of all, he has good mustache

  • @thatguyhasmemes5413
    @thatguyhasmemes5413 5 років тому

    Now i will master this technique

  • @patlab555
    @patlab555 5 років тому

    We all know that you are cloning Todd each time Master Ken kills him, but you use the same tissue strain that you forget to freeze, now it shows clear degeneration with its blue belt becoming greener and greener with each new clone.

  • @mr.xcomics6071
    @mr.xcomics6071 5 років тому

    Master Ken gets my mentality.
    #alwaysrestompthegroin

  • @Mariostern1
    @Mariostern1 5 років тому

    Some of these moves could easily be Fatal Blows from Mortal Kombat. I love it.

  • @franck52000
    @franck52000 5 років тому

    J'en ai pleuré de rire ...génial j'adore

  • @kamalismy
    @kamalismy 5 років тому +1

    damnnnn......its still quicker even though in SUPER SLOW MOTION!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheEricVader
    @TheEricVader 5 років тому

    Hahaha ending was the best ;d

  • @vernonmarsh
    @vernonmarsh 5 років тому

    Manscaping sounds really cool! Makes me wish I had body hair.

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 5 років тому +2

    I've read that it's healthier to trim downstairs. Shaving makes it easier to get skin diseases.

  • @DTux5249
    @DTux5249 3 роки тому

    I do wonder, how proficient is Tod in the super-high-speed techniques in ameridote?

  • @Leo___________
    @Leo___________ 5 років тому

    @3:40 Didn't know master Ken used to teach the 108 dragons.

  • @blankblank103
    @blankblank103 5 років тому +2

    So basically levi vs the beast titan

  • @bigbob-fl5kx
    @bigbob-fl5kx 5 років тому

    THE GOODS R BACK

  • @yurifoggiatto2430
    @yurifoggiatto2430 5 років тому +2

    Put on 2x to the real experience

  • @gregoryspoladore
    @gregoryspoladore 5 років тому

    Super Slow Motion is my favorite hahaha

  • @Robocoppat
    @Robocoppat 5 років тому

    Holy ShitBalls BatMan...that was AWESOME 😎.

  • @LifeForceChannel
    @LifeForceChannel 5 років тому +1

    Master Ken vs Buck Rogers in the 25th century

  • @tammynorton5038
    @tammynorton5038 3 роки тому +1

    I believe even bad people don’t deserve that much pain

  • @Teakbumblbee
    @Teakbumblbee 3 роки тому

    Master Ken: *Cuts In 1000 Seconds*
    Sasuke: Hmph Weak

  • @trscsaeg
    @trscsaeg 5 років тому +2

    You should collaborate with aaron stevens somehow. He's a wrestler in the nwa right now. His manager taught him mongrovian karate. Maybe you could teach them better techniques

  • @AkumaHado
    @AkumaHado 5 років тому

    Akuma:Die 1000 Death
    Master Ken:Death by 1000 cuts

  • @r7diego
    @r7diego 5 років тому

    This was funny as hell

  • @abnunga
    @abnunga 5 років тому +1

    A gif is required of the nipple-knives scene

  • @Hardridge
    @Hardridge 5 років тому

    This has to be the work of an enemy stand

  • @elijahfyffe5176
    @elijahfyffe5176 5 років тому

    Speed hitting = North Star: 100 Crack Fist
    Death by 1000 Cuts = South Star: Thousand Dragon Head Attack