Round Two - Uncle Samsonite S2 E7

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  • Опубліковано 29 жов 2024

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  • @puffinish
    @puffinish 7 років тому +910

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Uncle Samsonite. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Guinwine, phat beats, or Kroger, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Mr. Dad’s optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the philosophy of being frugal with soda pop, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Uncle Samsonite truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Uncle Samsonite’s existential catchphrase “Jump On It,” which itself is a cryptic reference to one of Guniwine's top hits, Pony. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jake Bowen's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +154

      Ease off the szechuan sauce, there, puffins.

    • @darkfear4275
      @darkfear4275 7 років тому +36

      Thought this may be appropriate
      Here's how to clone a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup in 3 minutes.
      GET THIS
      12 paper muffin cups
      One 12-ounce pkg. milk chocolate chips
      1 cup reduced-fat peanut butter
      1/2 cup powdered sugar
      1/4 teaspoon salt
      DO THIS
      1. Cut the top half off of the muffin cups so that they are shallower.
      2. Pour the chocolate chips into a glass bowl and melt them in the microwave. Microwave at 50% power for 2 minutes. Stir the chips gently, and let them sit for a minute or so. If the chocolate needs more melting, microwave those chippies again at half power for 30 seconds. Stir gently. Continue the process, stirring gently as you go. But be very careful not to overcook the chocolate or it'll seize up on you like day old Carolina roof tar.
      3. Using a teaspoon, spoon a portion of the chocolate into the middle of a muffin cup. Draw the chocolate up the edges of the cup with the back of the spoon. Coat the entire inside of the muffin cup with chocolate and place it into a muffin tin. Repeat with the remaining muffin cups and then put the whole muffin tin in the fridge so that the chocolate hardens.
      4. Combine the reduced-fat peanut butter, powdered sugar and salt in a medium bowl.
      5. When the chocolate in the muffin cups has hardened, pop the sweetened peanut butter into the microwave oven on full power for 1 minute. This will soften up the peanut butter so that it easily flows into the cups.
      6. Spoon a small portion of peanut butter into each of the chocolate-coated cups. Leave room at the top for an additional layer of chocolate, which we'll add later. Put the cups back in the fridge for about 10 minutes, then use your fingers to flatten and spread out the peanut butter. Pop the cups back into the fridge for an hour or until the peanut butter has hardened.
      7. When the peanut butter filling has hardened, re-melt the chocolate chips in the microwave on half power for 30 to 60 seconds. Use a teaspoon to spread a layer of chocolate over the top of each candy. Chill the candy once again to set up the chocolate.
      8. Finally, remember to take the paper off the outside of the peanut butter cups before eating them.

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +81

      Gotta' love that Reesees.

    • @artisti.o3744
      @artisti.o3744 7 років тому +4

      puffins it's GINUWINE not GUNIWINE!!!

    • @falc0ngaming952
      @falc0ngaming952 7 років тому +1

      Waiting on the next one 🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕒🕞🕓🕟🕔🕠🕕🕡🕖🕢🕗🕣🕘🕤🕙🕥🕚🕦

  • @PUTINSNEIGHBOR
    @PUTINSNEIGHBOR 7 років тому +534

    A moment of silence for a man lost. His moves were on fire, much like the houses he definitely did not burn

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +95

      He will be missed.

    • @minimariit6243
      @minimariit6243 7 років тому +30

      Jake Bowen OH MY GOSH HE BETTER NOT BE DEAD, I’ve been stalking these comments to see you slip a spoiler, WHYYYYY

    • @anastasialoveless677
      @anastasialoveless677 5 років тому +6

      No steve is alive hes alive hes alive *sobbs*

    • @absolutelyshmooie7086
      @absolutelyshmooie7086 4 роки тому

      Late Night Pyrotechnics RIP Jeffrey

    • @Jack-sy1vx
      @Jack-sy1vx 3 роки тому

      He will most definitely be back

  • @shayanfang60
    @shayanfang60 7 років тому +590

    Steve is honestly such a fricken beast

  • @OptiJams
    @OptiJams 6 років тому +309

    when a dance showdown is better than most modern climaxes in fiction

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  6 років тому +47

      This comment gave me a good chuckle.

    • @homiej57
      @homiej57 5 років тому +2

      I think someone doesn't understand the second meaning of the word "climax"

    • @MrFuller876
      @MrFuller876 4 роки тому

      @@OptiJams lie lie lie lie lie lie lie.

    • @ilovesmosh2012
      @ilovesmosh2012 Рік тому

      HONKKK

  • @JoeMama-iq9vp
    @JoeMama-iq9vp 7 років тому +527

    Please don't tell me Steve died. I will cry for weeks, maybe even years.

    • @jonathanearl1118
      @jonathanearl1118 7 років тому +21

      ok cheeseburger

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +130

      That would be an appropriate response.

    • @Krispy-Klips
      @Krispy-Klips 7 років тому +12

      Chase laird I'm with you man Steve was the best He single handed save every one in both seasons

    • @rocuro3105
      @rocuro3105 7 років тому +7

      Even if Steffe realy died with this moves he could dance the hell out of hell

    • @anastasialoveless677
      @anastasialoveless677 5 років тому +2

      Me to

  • @edwardyawn3839
    @edwardyawn3839 7 років тому +282

    NOOOOOOO! Please don't let Steve die!!! (He's got the phattest dance moves I've ever seen)

  • @heman6217
    @heman6217 7 років тому +327

    God is not dead.

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 7 років тому +15

      Yes he is, uncle samsonite replaced him.

    • @OGEdgyUsername
      @OGEdgyUsername 7 років тому +4

      Checkm8 atheists

    • @SamuraiJACsr
      @SamuraiJACsr 7 років тому +2

      Uncle Sampsonite can't even catch a man-boy. Let alone take down God. Plz

    • @gavinbeck8759
      @gavinbeck8759 7 років тому +2

      But steve is 😢😭😭

    • @OGEdgyUsername
      @OGEdgyUsername 7 років тому

      Baby Cream
      NOOO
      Why Steve :((((
      He was my favorite character

  • @gkslash
    @gkslash 7 років тому +158

    First Issac, now Steve. The team is dwindling at an alarming rate. I have to say though, Uncle Sam's musicality was on point for this battle. Steve just couldn't captivate him like he did before. The future is grim folks.

  • @lydiag8368
    @lydiag8368 7 років тому +181

    Are there already Ohio-based Steve fan clubs, or should I make my own?
    Also, congratulations on the delicious Reese’s sponsorship.

  • @rpg6128
    @rpg6128 7 років тому +72

    steve got some fresh-ass timberlands

    • @rpg6128
      @rpg6128 7 років тому +2

      Thine comment got a like-eth

    • @rpg6128
      @rpg6128 7 років тому +3

      Thine comment got a like-eth

  • @francoislamar4786
    @francoislamar4786 7 років тому +70

    It's goddamn so fun, with uncle Samsonite.

    • @francoislamar4786
      @francoislamar4786 7 років тому +3

      Uncle Samsonite 😨 twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk

    • @shayanfang60
      @shayanfang60 7 років тому +3

      Uncle Samsonite I understand ur trying to be scary. But no one scary is subscribed to Matthew Santoro. 😂

  • @JaysCoolThings
    @JaysCoolThings 7 років тому +38

    I wish this series was shown in theaters.

    • @Khalid.ab41
      @Khalid.ab41 5 років тому +3

      Too scary for everyone

  • @ecirtapp
    @ecirtapp 7 років тому +96

    I want uncle samsonite to grab me like he grabs that child

  • @jonathansebastian1991
    @jonathansebastian1991 7 років тому +40

    All joking aside, this is honestly one of the best shows I’ve seen in my life. You guys do a really good job, congrats. Get it on TV!!!

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +12

      Thank you very much, Jonathan Sebastian. We aim to please.

  • @pmac2478
    @pmac2478 6 років тому +28

    Freaking lost it when Steve points down at his shoe! :)

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  6 років тому +10

      I don't think too many people noticed that detail.

    • @cdaemondx8241
      @cdaemondx8241 4 роки тому

      I kinda see it but i cant describe it

    • @brandonhargun4512
      @brandonhargun4512 4 роки тому

      Julian Cardenas what’s the joke?

    • @DeathPerMinute
      @DeathPerMinute 4 роки тому

      Brandon Hargun, I assume it’s because Sammy doesn’t have any shoes, or feet for that matter

  • @joeymonocrow4334344
    @joeymonocrow4334344 7 років тому +11

    I dont know what was funnier. Steve stopoing for a recee snack or the fact that Uncle Samsonite actually waited for him to finish.

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +4

      I, too, am partial to that bit.

  • @Gray_Gore
    @Gray_Gore 15 днів тому +9

    2:35 I laughed quite a bit at the part where Uncle Samsonite starts jumping around doing crazy emoticons with forbidden steps. 😂

  • @davich8072
    @davich8072 7 років тому +5

    This eposide contained the phattest beats yet! I'm in love with this series...

  • @thetimelords911
    @thetimelords911 7 років тому +22

    Reeses is to Uncle Samsonite as a fishing rod is to Ganondorf.

  • @blazedfan131
    @blazedfan131 7 років тому +6

    I congratulate you Jake Bowen you have made a binge worthy series congratulations

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +1

      Thank you, Incredible Pepe.

  • @I.K.E.L.O.S
    @I.K.E.L.O.S 7 років тому +71

    STEEEEVEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @doctorq.9942
    @doctorq.9942 6 років тому +46

    Aww, not Steve. He was one of my favorites...
    This show is the quintessence of perfection.

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  6 років тому +14

      Why, thank you. And RIP Steve.

  • @LasagnaQueen
    @LasagnaQueen 6 років тому +18

    Man, Steve is the only guy who can say he battled an Ancient Diety thrice! That guy's a legend!

    • @BraydenDorwart
      @BraydenDorwart Місяць тому +1

      Let alone in a dance battle of all things

  • @Clown69694
    @Clown69694 4 місяці тому +13

    Y’know props to Uncle Samsonite for letting Steve eat that Reese, seems he may even understand the true deliciousness of Reese’s.

  • @marshmallowdoom7720
    @marshmallowdoom7720 7 років тому +6

    Steve is soooo good my fav charactor another great episode keep it up.

  • @CFBNate
    @CFBNate 7 років тому +9

    I AM DYING FOR ANOTHER EPISODE. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS INVESTED IN A SHOW SINCE STRANGER THINGS

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +2

      Your devotion will be rewarded, Nate Thompson. Episode 9 is in progress.

  • @lilsmoisty9822
    @lilsmoisty9822 7 років тому +15

    GOTTA LOVE THAT REESE'S!

  • @razzle8140
    @razzle8140 6 років тому +1

    Casting Steve is just perfection. And the cinematography and the editing of the dance sequences are incredible. My new Halloween tradition is watching Steve dance.

  • @nikhessman6098
    @nikhessman6098 7 років тому +9

    I'm still right behind ya, Jake. Keep it up, the show is great. And merch now! What a turnout!

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +3

      Thank you for your loyalty, nik hessman.

  • @AGenericAlias
    @AGenericAlias 7 років тому +34

    soda bois

  • @astro2678
    @astro2678 7 років тому +2

    This is by far one of the best episodes in the series! Can’t wait for more!

  • @chooiscool
    @chooiscool 7 років тому +13

    Enjoying a quick Reese's snack

  • @Jacob-tg1nm
    @Jacob-tg1nm 7 років тому +22

    0:05 GOTTA GO FAST

  • @sweaterpenguinaj4965
    @sweaterpenguinaj4965 7 років тому +22

    YES DADDY

  • @cheetahlove199aj2
    @cheetahlove199aj2 7 років тому +2

    this never ever bores me!! I love it so do my friends thank you

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому

      Thank you. Tell your friends I thank them, as well.

  • @harperboon8329
    @harperboon8329 7 років тому +4

    I want a spin off show about Steve, he's so amazing. Another great installment in our Lord and Savour Sampsonites show though, keep it up!

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +2

      I think that's an excellent idea.

    • @Stanfordscienceman
      @Stanfordscienceman 3 місяці тому +1

      Steve side story where he’s having a danceoff against a gang of the weakened remnants of samsonite’s past foes to fight his way out of samsonite’s realm

  • @huhwhatthe1
    @huhwhatthe1 2 місяці тому +6

    If u wanna know all phat beats here they are
    2:11 Step Back by trias
    2:34 Depravity by machinimasound
    2:51 babylon by lideon
    3:00 Warning by frnkstn
    3:11 Vanilla by Meluran
    These are all the beats so your welcome

  • @uNPUB-o1m
    @uNPUB-o1m 13 днів тому +2

    Respectable uncle, waited for him to finish his snack

  • @alexparker2432
    @alexparker2432 7 років тому +11

    I'll miss you Steve

  • @maxfieldspowell
    @maxfieldspowell 7 років тому +15

    I watch this before bed and my closet is slightly open dear lord help me

    • @imanuelawad4145
      @imanuelawad4145 7 років тому +2

      Dancer Gem same goddamit

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +4

      RIP you.

    • @buckwolf7554
      @buckwolf7554 5 місяців тому

      Do like the dance and you'll know either ways how long it goes

  • @Dread873
    @Dread873 6 років тому +1

    This is the best dance off I have ever seen!

  • @Sigma_do_dandyworld
    @Sigma_do_dandyworld 12 днів тому +1

    This easily makes it into the top 5 most epic battles in history🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @callumggault6979
    @callumggault6979 4 роки тому +1

    This episode still hurts. I can't believe how invested I've become with this series. Bring on S3 ep. 2!

  • @Makamakazi
    @Makamakazi 4 роки тому +2

    3:11 a nice little throwback, thanks jake!

  • @darniusstudios5139
    @darniusstudios5139 6 років тому +4

    *sees Uncle Samsonite break dance*
    Me: Maximum phat beat level reached.

  • @SkyDellinger
    @SkyDellinger 6 років тому +1

    Steve's dance moves are LIT 😂😂

  • @eddierand8882
    @eddierand8882 7 років тому

    I just binged watched both seasons and I need more in my life

  • @MrEaterTeater
    @MrEaterTeater 7 років тому +1

    That dance off is on par with the season 2 finale of Stranger Things 2, which made me cry, so you know some incredible work is happening here

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому

      I just watched the Stranger Things 2 finale yesterday, so I know that is some high praise. Thank you.

  • @owendixon8650
    @owendixon8650 7 років тому +12

    Best episode of season two yet 😤
    Steve is god

  • @Imanolguarie
    @Imanolguarie 3 місяці тому +10

    2:51 my favorite part

  • @tristantinethegreat1555
    @tristantinethegreat1555 7 років тому +2

    Steve brings the heat on another phat beat.
    Honestly he's a legend. We are not worthy.

  • @whiterunguard7109
    @whiterunguard7109 7 років тому

    The proud legacy of Uncle Samsonite is still golden. May he live on forever.

  • @theexplodingkarat4778
    @theexplodingkarat4778 4 роки тому +8

    2:34 is my favorite

  • @Stanfordscienceman
    @Stanfordscienceman 3 місяці тому +1

    LOVE Samsonite going along with Steve’s moves before he has his Reese’s snack

  • @glitchyboi4400
    @glitchyboi4400 2 місяці тому +1

    seeing sam dance with steve makes me so happy

  • @Kcv273
    @Kcv273 7 років тому +6

    HOLY SHIT STEVES SUPERHERO LANDING!!!!

  • @pewpewmans7790
    @pewpewmans7790 4 роки тому +2

    Came for uncle samsonite, returned for steve.

  • @jshiv4310-u1p
    @jshiv4310-u1p 28 днів тому +2

    Steve is like the gojo of uncle samsonite

  • @kingpluto4139
    @kingpluto4139 7 років тому +4

    Wow this is amazing great job!

  • @BraydenDorwart
    @BraydenDorwart Місяць тому +1

    Steve has definitely always been my favorite character, ill miss him 😢

  • @bread-guy001
    @bread-guy001 7 років тому +2

    this episode was series changing. Samsonite is at the height of his power. Who will save the bowens now?
    I predict father John.

  • @Bandersnatch41
    @Bandersnatch41 7 років тому +11

    NOOOOO STEEEVEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

  • @daichinated449
    @daichinated449 4 роки тому +6

    4:03 uncle samsonite is in the shape of a swastika

  • @Yeah.hooray
    @Yeah.hooray Місяць тому +2

    Uncle Samsonite has a bit of a good side, he just let Steve enjoy the Reeses and continued dancing

  • @lagging4656
    @lagging4656 7 років тому +7

    Ok really, how does JB not have more subs.

  • @jamesanderson2612
    @jamesanderson2612 7 років тому +11

    This shit is the reason I subbed

  • @doggoboi3585
    @doggoboi3585 7 років тому +2

    Literally just started watching stranger things and just realized that this series is a parody of stranger things but the series is executed so well that it took me a while to actually realize that it's a parody. Well done keep it up

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +1

      Thank you very much. In truth, though, the original Uncle Samsonite video predates Stranger Things by almost ten years. He's really more of a parody of The Cat in the Hat. But Stranger Things was certainly an influence.

    • @doggoboi3585
      @doggoboi3585 7 років тому

      Jake Bowen I remember when I seen the stranger things episode where she started using Christmas lights to talk to her son and I was like "hey I seen that in uncle Samsonite" I eventually put two and two together

  • @jigsfsfsf5755
    @jigsfsfsf5755 7 років тому

    I couldn't wait for this episode, thanks guys for putting another out.

  • @coach533
    @coach533 6 років тому

    Even to this day, this episode still makes me cry.

  • @elkboy762
    @elkboy762 5 років тому +1

    I have shared this with Many of my closest friends who enjoyed it as much as me thank you for creating this wonderful creation of fun please keep making them

  • @cymax3476
    @cymax3476 6 років тому

    How is it possible to make those moves Uncle Samsonite is truly unstoppable in a dance match

  • @MajesticWaffle
    @MajesticWaffle 7 років тому

    This beats dancing with the stars anyday

  • @sammi_2x
    @sammi_2x 7 років тому +6

    Uncle samsonite is the best

  • @nessi3369
    @nessi3369 7 років тому

    This is one of the best episodes so far!

  • @edoardomigliavacca9343
    @edoardomigliavacca9343 5 років тому

    my favorite episode by far, i mean the whole series is amazing but this is the best

  • @tommymfj3448
    @tommymfj3448 7 років тому +11

    BEST EPISODE OF SEASON 2 SO FAR

  • @rubylovesdex
    @rubylovesdex 7 місяців тому +2

    I believe Uncle Samsonite and Steve could really get along as no one brings up the cheap soda.

  • @benjamind.4790
    @benjamind.4790 7 років тому

    So glad I found this show.

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому +1

      We're so glad you've joined us, dearest Nate Seahayes.

  • @cool-sb5sz
    @cool-sb5sz 7 років тому

    There’s just always something special about those named Steve.

  • @Kemikaalikauppa
    @Kemikaalikauppa 7 років тому +3

    Hey jake bowen i'm from finland and first my english not best so sorry for that BUT I can't even tell how much i love wathing uncle samsonite this is something different like finland videos so pls keep doing this don't broke my heart love yaa💓💓💓💓🤙

  • @roccolapetina9272
    @roccolapetina9272 4 місяці тому

    hey jake bowen my bro i can't still waiting for this classic childhood after the better half thing happened

  • @Kaso241
    @Kaso241 21 день тому +1

    When a dance battle is more epic than dragon ball battles

  • @drewgarcia3409
    @drewgarcia3409 7 років тому +1

    You're a legend!

  • @deathborr
    @deathborr 7 років тому +1

    YES THANK YOU BOWEN!!!

  • @thermonuclear8335
    @thermonuclear8335 6 років тому +1

    Holy fuck. I honestly just have to say that ending was genuinely creepy. I know this might sound ironic but, it is very rare that I get such a feeling of terror, dread, and hopelessness. You succeed where pretty much every modern horror movie has failed with me

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  6 років тому

      Wow. Can't top a compliment like that. Thank you.

  • @jamesward4596
    @jamesward4596 3 роки тому

    When you're dance moves can even rival gods themselves.

  • @gonzalodelgado3507
    @gonzalodelgado3507 5 днів тому +1

    I wish i can dance like Steve, he was almost a god

  • @dovajormangundr2014
    @dovajormangundr2014 7 років тому

    I really hope this series will last forever. I don't think I have enjoyed a UA-cam series anymore than this one.

    • @JakeBowenTV
      @JakeBowenTV  7 років тому

      That is high praise. Thank you very much, A chocolate lover Loving the chocolate.

  • @titancameraman-p9y
    @titancameraman-p9y 11 годин тому

    It's time to have some fun with uncle Samonite

  • @SebastianSantos-f9r
    @SebastianSantos-f9r 21 годину тому

    "Oh dear.." "STEVE!"😭

  • @RaffiaSabreenG.DeJesus
    @RaffiaSabreenG.DeJesus 12 днів тому

    “NOOOOOOOO” why is this so funny😭

  • @coach533
    @coach533 7 років тому +2

    Steve is god and Steve cannot be defeated. They’re probably duelling it out as I speak. #prayforsteve

  • @dewkiddo2328
    @dewkiddo2328 7 років тому

    Steve is my spirit animal. One day I hope to become this man

  • @johndylandavid8519
    @johndylandavid8519 11 днів тому

    2:33 Uncle Samsonite Starts Going crazy with da moves

  • @GFN_ZYKA_DBZ
    @GFN_ZYKA_DBZ 9 днів тому

    this is just cinema.

  • @Nyanminsatt-zz9te
    @Nyanminsatt-zz9te 18 днів тому +2

    3:43. eating in middle of a fight💀💀💀

  • @Prxaiz
    @Prxaiz 7 років тому

    Love the background music.Its like Godzilla

  • @rubylovesdex
    @rubylovesdex 7 місяців тому +1

    I really believe that Uncle Samsonite and Steve could get along as long as no one brings up cheap soda.

  • @Coolio_Ash
    @Coolio_Ash 4 роки тому

    steve is probably an irl breakdancer theres no other way hed be that unironically good at dancing

  • @boogasoup9664
    @boogasoup9664 2 роки тому

    I love how they just do a dance battle