Round Two - Uncle Samsonite S2 E7
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- Uncle Samsonite: The Series - Season Two Episode Seven: "Round Two"
Jake and his dad try to get out of a sticky situation.
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End Titles Theme: "Phat Beat" by Elijah Roberts (Sledg3) ( / sledg3 )
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Uncle Samsonite. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Guinwine, phat beats, or Kroger, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Mr. Dad’s optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from the philosophy of being frugal with soda pop, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Uncle Samsonite truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Uncle Samsonite’s existential catchphrase “Jump On It,” which itself is a cryptic reference to one of Guniwine's top hits, Pony. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jake Bowen's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
Ease off the szechuan sauce, there, puffins.
Thought this may be appropriate
Here's how to clone a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup in 3 minutes.
GET THIS
12 paper muffin cups
One 12-ounce pkg. milk chocolate chips
1 cup reduced-fat peanut butter
1/2 cup powdered sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
DO THIS
1. Cut the top half off of the muffin cups so that they are shallower.
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4. Combine the reduced-fat peanut butter, powdered sugar and salt in a medium bowl.
5. When the chocolate in the muffin cups has hardened, pop the sweetened peanut butter into the microwave oven on full power for 1 minute. This will soften up the peanut butter so that it easily flows into the cups.
6. Spoon a small portion of peanut butter into each of the chocolate-coated cups. Leave room at the top for an additional layer of chocolate, which we'll add later. Put the cups back in the fridge for about 10 minutes, then use your fingers to flatten and spread out the peanut butter. Pop the cups back into the fridge for an hour or until the peanut butter has hardened.
7. When the peanut butter filling has hardened, re-melt the chocolate chips in the microwave on half power for 30 to 60 seconds. Use a teaspoon to spread a layer of chocolate over the top of each candy. Chill the candy once again to set up the chocolate.
8. Finally, remember to take the paper off the outside of the peanut butter cups before eating them.
Gotta' love that Reesees.
puffins it's GINUWINE not GUNIWINE!!!
+falc0n gaming same
A moment of silence for a man lost. His moves were on fire, much like the houses he definitely did not burn
He will be missed.
Jake Bowen OH MY GOSH HE BETTER NOT BE DEAD, I’ve been stalking these comments to see you slip a spoiler, WHYYYYY
No steve is alive hes alive hes alive *sobbs*
Late Night Pyrotechnics RIP Jeffrey
He will most definitely be back
when a dance showdown is better than most modern climaxes in fiction
This comment gave me a good chuckle.
I think someone doesn't understand the second meaning of the word "climax"
@@OptiJams lie lie lie lie lie lie lie.
HONKKK
Steve is honestly such a fricken beast
well now he's dead
RIP.
ashes Or is he! 🤔
Agreed
@@JakeBowenTV Bring him back for season 3 episode 3 when it comes out
First Issac, now Steve. The team is dwindling at an alarming rate. I have to say though, Uncle Sam's musicality was on point for this battle. Steve just couldn't captivate him like he did before. The future is grim folks.
Grim, indeed.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo😮😮😮
STEVE IS OK I PROMISE *starts sobbing*
You forgot Jeffery
@@belkYTHe worked for kroger
Please don't tell me Steve died. I will cry for weeks, maybe even years.
ok cheeseburger
That would be an appropriate response.
Chase laird I'm with you man Steve was the best He single handed save every one in both seasons
Even if Steffe realy died with this moves he could dance the hell out of hell
Me to
NOOOOOOO! Please don't let Steve die!!! (He's got the phattest dance moves I've ever seen)
No promises, I'm afraid.
Jake Bowen Or will you pull some spoopy shit?
God is not dead.
Yes he is, uncle samsonite replaced him.
Checkm8 atheists
Uncle Sampsonite can't even catch a man-boy. Let alone take down God. Plz
But steve is 😢😭😭
Baby Cream
NOOO
Why Steve :((((
He was my favorite character
I dont know what was funnier. Steve stopoing for a recee snack or the fact that Uncle Samsonite actually waited for him to finish.
I, too, am partial to that bit.
steve got some fresh-ass timberlands
Thine comment got a like-eth
Thine comment got a like-eth
Freaking lost it when Steve points down at his shoe! :)
I don't think too many people noticed that detail.
I kinda see it but i cant describe it
Julian Cardenas what’s the joke?
Brandon Hargun, I assume it’s because Sammy doesn’t have any shoes, or feet for that matter
All joking aside, this is honestly one of the best shows I’ve seen in my life. You guys do a really good job, congrats. Get it on TV!!!
Thank you very much, Jonathan Sebastian. We aim to please.
It's goddamn so fun, with uncle Samsonite.
Uncle Samsonite 😨 twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk
Uncle Samsonite I understand ur trying to be scary. But no one scary is subscribed to Matthew Santoro. 😂
Are there already Ohio-based Steve fan clubs, or should I make my own?
Also, congratulations on the delicious Reese’s sponsorship.
There are ways to make sure yours is #1.
I'll join.
Ohio gang :)
Jake Bowen steve might have some tips on that
Are you accepting applications?
This eposide contained the phattest beats yet! I'm in love with this series...
Thank you, Davic Kang.
I wish this series was shown in theaters.
Too scary for everyone
Man, Steve is the only guy who can say he battled an Ancient Diety thrice! That guy's a legend!
Let alone in a dance battle of all things
I want uncle samsonite to grab me like he grabs that child
Ella Mordaunt Uncle Sam is happy to provide if you give him your address
Is that my ring phat*
Angelo The Kidami smh ur right
*R I D E I T*
you get me
I congratulate you Jake Bowen you have made a binge worthy series congratulations
Thank you, Incredible Pepe.
*sees Uncle Samsonite break dance*
Me: Maximum phat beat level reached.
Aww, not Steve. He was one of my favorites...
This show is the quintessence of perfection.
Why, thank you. And RIP Steve.
2:35 I laughed quite a bit at the part where Uncle Samsonite starts jumping around doing crazy emoticons with forbidden steps. 😂
If u wanna know all phat beats here they are
2:11 Step Back by trias
2:34 Depravity by machinimasound
2:51 babylon by lideon
3:00 Warning by frnkstn
3:11 Vanilla by Meluran
These are all the beats so your welcome
Thanks for helping me bro
np
Y’know props to Uncle Samsonite for letting Steve eat that Reese, seems he may even understand the true deliciousness of Reese’s.
Reeses is to Uncle Samsonite as a fishing rod is to Ganondorf.
I AM DYING FOR ANOTHER EPISODE. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS INVESTED IN A SHOW SINCE STRANGER THINGS
Your devotion will be rewarded, Nate Thompson. Episode 9 is in progress.
I want a spin off show about Steve, he's so amazing. Another great installment in our Lord and Savour Sampsonites show though, keep it up!
I think that's an excellent idea.
Steve side story where he’s having a danceoff against a gang of the weakened remnants of samsonite’s past foes to fight his way out of samsonite’s realm
Steve no 😢
I love how he didn’t care at all and just said “oh deer”
I'm still right behind ya, Jake. Keep it up, the show is great. And merch now! What a turnout!
Thank you for your loyalty, nik hessman.
Casting Steve is just perfection. And the cinematography and the editing of the dance sequences are incredible. My new Halloween tradition is watching Steve dance.
Steve is soooo good my fav charactor another great episode keep it up.
That dance off is on par with the season 2 finale of Stranger Things 2, which made me cry, so you know some incredible work is happening here
I just watched the Stranger Things 2 finale yesterday, so I know that is some high praise. Thank you.
The proud legacy of Uncle Samsonite is still golden. May he live on forever.
This is by far one of the best episodes in the series! Can’t wait for more!
STEEEEVEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3:11 a nice little throwback, thanks jake!
GOTTA LOVE THAT REESE'S!
Steve's dance moves are LIT 😂😂
Enjoying a quick Reese's snack
Steve brings the heat on another phat beat.
Honestly he's a legend. We are not worthy.
I watch this before bed and my closet is slightly open dear lord help me
Dancer Gem same goddamit
RIP you.
Do like the dance and you'll know either ways how long it goes
This episode still hurts. I can't believe how invested I've become with this series. Bring on S3 ep. 2!
Came for uncle samsonite, returned for steve.
I really hope this series will last forever. I don't think I have enjoyed a UA-cam series anymore than this one.
That is high praise. Thank you very much, A chocolate lover Loving the chocolate.
LOVE Samsonite going along with Steve’s moves before he has his Reese’s snack
Literally just started watching stranger things and just realized that this series is a parody of stranger things but the series is executed so well that it took me a while to actually realize that it's a parody. Well done keep it up
Thank you very much. In truth, though, the original Uncle Samsonite video predates Stranger Things by almost ten years. He's really more of a parody of The Cat in the Hat. But Stranger Things was certainly an influence.
Jake Bowen I remember when I seen the stranger things episode where she started using Christmas lights to talk to her son and I was like "hey I seen that in uncle Samsonite" I eventually put two and two together
4:03 uncle samsonite is in the shape of a swastika
This is the best dance off I have ever seen!
Respectable uncle, waited for him to finish his snack
soda bois
Best episode of season two yet 😤
Steve is god
Why thank you.
@@JakeBowenTV hello Jake (please heart this)
seeing sam dance with steve makes me so happy
When Steve and Uncle Sam were having a dance battle if you turn the captions on it says “phat beat”
I really believe that Uncle Samsonite and Steve could get along as long as no one brings up cheap soda.
0:05 GOTTA GO FAST
I believe Uncle Samsonite and Steve could really get along as no one brings up the cheap soda.
YES DADDY
2:34 is my favorite
1:15 bro levitating
I'll miss you Steve
*Sobbs*
How is it possible to make those moves Uncle Samsonite is truly unstoppable in a dance match
HOLY SHIT STEVES SUPERHERO LANDING!!!!
Uncle Samsonite has a bit of a good side, he just let Steve enjoy the Reeses and continued dancing
this episode was series changing. Samsonite is at the height of his power. Who will save the bowens now?
I predict father John.
I will not lie Steve swooping in superhero landing style like he was freaking goku returning to earth to fight nappa was absolutely insane, genuinely peak fiction
This easily makes it into the top 5 most epic battles in history🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
NOOOOO STEEEVEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Samsonite's got a lot of respect to let Steve take a snack break mid dance battle.
The fact that uncle samsonite actually waited for him to finish his snack just shows how an 1% friendly he is and just 100% more evil,just saying 3:30
Holy fuck. I honestly just have to say that ending was genuinely creepy. I know this might sound ironic but, it is very rare that I get such a feeling of terror, dread, and hopelessness. You succeed where pretty much every modern horror movie has failed with me
Wow. Can't top a compliment like that. Thank you.
I just binged watched both seasons and I need more in my life
2:51 my favorite part
BEST EPISODE OF SEASON 2 SO FAR
Thank you, Tomjackson 21.
Wow this is amazing great job!
Why thank you.
Steve is like the gojo of uncle samsonite
I have shared this with Many of my closest friends who enjoyed it as much as me thank you for creating this wonderful creation of fun please keep making them
Thank
You
Steve has definitely always been my favorite character, ill miss him 😢
“I love Steve’s epik dance moves! I really hope he doesn’t end at this video”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
steve is probably an irl breakdancer theres no other way hed be that unironically good at dancing
He was only using some of his power he could have knocked Sam back with his dance moves
When a dance battle is more epic than dragon ball battles
Ok really, how does JB not have more subs.
Perhaps in time.
this never ever bores me!! I love it so do my friends thank you
“NOOOOOOOO” why is this so funny😭
"poor steve :(" is the best caption known to man.
This shit is the reason I subbed
"Backshot Demon"💀
you gotta love that resees *busts it down*
If Steve dies or is dead I'm going to be sad forever
So will we.
Steve is god and Steve cannot be defeated. They’re probably duelling it out as I speak. #prayforsteve
3:43. eating in middle of a fight💀💀💀
Sameee I literally laughed at that part so hard!
Gotta love that recees
I think the only one who could beat uncle samsonite in a dance battle is napoleon dynamite.😂
Even a monster can’t interrupt a good Reese’s snack
Steve is my spirit animal. One day I hope to become this man
my favorite episode by far, i mean the whole series is amazing but this is the best
4:16 top 10 saddest anime deaths
“oh dear” STEVE!! Weeeee..
Even to this day, this episode still makes me cry.
Uncle samsonite is the best
When you're dance moves can even rival gods themselves.
3:12 i will never forget this song 3:12