What I love the most about this is that if this guy tried, he could have made a legitimate horror movie. All the elements are there: the disorder, the great lighting, the music, the atmosphere. If this person wanted, they could have made a seriously good horror movie. Yet instead, they basically made a full - length feature shitpost. Good on you guys.
In all, I would have to say my favorite thing about this series is the lighting. The constant almost-black blue lighting really sets that atmosphere. It almost feels, sultry, yeah?
I was at church yesterday hanging out with my friends for 9 hours. I went to Caribou with the girls and when we came back the guys put this on. I've never loved my church friends more.
this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen, ao oni approved, absolute cinema os84ar approved (my friend) and this, when youtube needed a content creator most, jake bowen saved youtube's algorithm
10:55 this is the best gag in the whole season the closet joke the stranger things reference and the ride on it even the horrible iconic scream makes it amazing
Heres the lore so far: 2007: Two boys are greeted by a mysterious creature known as uncle samsonite. the boys kill samsonite, (or so they think) they think all is well. 2008: jake and a different friend lure out samsonite, but a new friend comes with him. scrunchychunks. scrunchychunks challenges uncle sam to a dance battle, and samsonite shoots scrunchy. 2016-2017: Jake and his father are once again greeted by the creature. sam takes jake, and his father tries to get him back. He finally gets him back with the help of two old friends. but all is not well...jakes dad fights sam and kills him. jakes dad comes back safely, but somewhere, somehow...samsonite still lurks...
I very much intend to do make that happen, yes, along with Samsonite plush dolls. It will probably have to wait until after the Season 2 finale, though.
I remember seeing this at like age 7-8 and it baffled me, hope this piece can get worked on in the future more, this is legit a cinematic masterpiece- especially when sir Bowen was brought in.
Jake this is one of the best internet series I have watched in a hot minute. All the references, from LOTR to Stranger Things, feel natural. The comedy is spot on and at times it is very suspenseful. All in all this was truly a great internet series and I am disappointed it has not gained enough attention. Keep up the great work Jake can't wait for season 2!
I am 21 years old and I can’t watch this in my room without the covers on. Uncle sampsonite is now the scariest being I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing. Slightly above the girl from the exorcist.
I appreciate your priorities. On the real, though, WWI and II are actually incredibly fascinating. I didn't come to appreciate this until a couple years ago when I listened to this: www.dancarlin.com/product/hardcore-history-50-blueprint-for-armageddon-i/
16:52 "How did you know that?" "Because I'm you, were the same actor. That's why were always so separate and unmoving when we're in the same shot. So they can CGI us in together."
Watching this had a weird effect on me. My father would always play the song 'pony' when I was young, and to this day absolutely refuses to buy on-brand sodas due to their cost. I don't know about you guys, but this only heightened my experience.
Well I just had a friend introduce me to this and I held off watching it for fear of, I don't know what even, but now that I have I can proudly say that I've truly witnessed art and the many things it offers!
deaRest uncle samsonite, I have decided to show my frienDs this series. i have also shown this to my family mEmbers. thanks to me, those people have shown It to their friends too! and Those friends have shown to their friends and so on! i hope that i have made you proud! with love, SuperWeenieHut Jr's
I love how the scenes are dark and add to the mood it is very Interesting! I LOVE IT! A great success this is probably my 30th time watching season 1 and the rest that’s out so far. I’ve been watching this series since it came out lol.
What I love the most about this is that if this guy tried, he could have made a legitimate horror movie. All the elements are there: the disorder, the great lighting, the music, the atmosphere. If this person wanted, they could have made a seriously good horror movie.
Yet instead, they basically made a full - length feature shitpost.
Good on you guys.
I'm humbled.
Austin Pearsall wrong
Evowill haha you mad
Bad "Horror movies" are all over youtube. this is way better.
Heh heh heh... This is funny
I love how you keep such a strong allegiance to off brand soda to prevent a copy right strike. I love it.
My allegiance to off-brand is genuine. Copyright strikes do not factor into it.
youre my hero
Jake Bowen Mountain Dew??? No sorry in this house we drink Mountain Lightning
@@JakeBowenTV *Ginuwine
Lol you dont understand how copyright works do you? You dont get a copyright strike for showing trademarks...
Uncle Samsonite is actually genuinely terrifying.
I'm not kidding Jake I couldn't sleep the first time I saw this lmao
And its kinda just a shitpost.
Genuwine*
I couldn’t sleep last night, damn he got me good.
Or should you say Ginuwine-ly
I officially declare this as a new genre called "Meme/Shitpost Horror"
No it is art
second of its kind after shrek
@@anastasialoveless677 Um, same thing?
This has been a genre for decades. Ash vs the evil dead? Zonbieland? Hell yeah.
Atomicwinter 31 the Evil Dead 2 was one of the first I think
“It’s time to have some fun” to “it’s me handsome” is a cool detail on the closet
Fr
Ikr
Yess
It is an absolute crime that this series isn't more popular
Hopefully the perpetrator will be punished harshly.
Jake Bowen good ole uncle samsonite will show him is phat dance moves
200th like
Today is the day... the day it is recognized. For it was in my recommended. And with that, I assume everyone else’s
Im trying to spread the love
Why pay for UA-cam red when you can pay Jake for more Uncle Samsonite
Well, one reason would be because I don't have a Patreon set up yet.
Jake Bowen do it
I intend to eventually.
eventually
Jake Bowen does eventually mean now
In all, I would have to say my favorite thing about this series is the lighting. The constant almost-black blue lighting really sets that atmosphere. It almost feels, sultry, yeah?
Honestly even Uncle Samsonite with "bad animation" style he was still terrifying
Mhm
The bad animation style makes it creepy because it looks unnatural
Actually true
I was thinking that as as well
Shut up
Gotta love that Offbrand soda...
HIS SON WOULDN'T DRINK BRANDED SODA!!
@@That_Random_Usereven uncle samson won't drink DR M
Damn they already made "IT chapter 3"
Nk j&j;hhhh I j jbe hehehehegeisbege it ju j uk
Rgl lani WHAT????
Mixed with stranger things
Nah, we,re at chapter 5 now
@@demigoddaedra4327 hahah
7 years later and it still is a fucking masterpiece
Yeeeees...
I was at church yesterday hanging out with my friends for 9 hours. I went to Caribou with the girls and when we came back the guys put this on. I've never loved my church friends more.
Amen.
ironic
@@USER_S4V4NT why is it ironic lol
@@JakeBowenTVhey bro are you gonna make season three episode 3?
He searched "who is the guy who shut his door in my sons face?" Into google
Only real ones notice
Yes
@@unclesamsonite1524 OOH SHIT
@@unclesamsonite1524 stay back I got the gauntlet ready if you come near me
Omg! And all the results are purple, meaning he visited all of them recently
I know they’re meant to be father and son but I just see them as really good friends living with each other
The dad should have been older
Actually i thought there were brothers
Friends with benefits
Ay n0
You would think they were the same guy huh
Uncle in pillar chase 2:👻💀☠️
Uncle in here:🍑🫨🤪☠️🙏😭
You typing:
You not typing:
Bro who that that boy or girl uhmm
I hope this comment gets deleted 🙏
WHY ISNT THIS MORE POPULAR?!?!?!
If it was it would be tainted in normies
Keep our jewels hidden, we do.
It’s steadily gaining in the past few months.
Little did bro know
I'm going to play this in a movie theater some day
Raiju Zilla he loved your comment 😱
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Raiju Zilla p
Raiju Zilla are the tickets available for pre-order?
"mom this isn't endgame"
my friends: “why don’t you have netflix?”
me: “well you see, i don’t need netflix to keep me entertained, i have uncle samsonite.”
I'd pay to see this
It's insane how UA-cam is free
This is legit stranger things but better
This is an off-brand Stranger Things household.
@@TheFoxlyParody you shut your mouth, do not disrespect this masterpiece!
this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen, ao oni approved, absolute cinema os84ar approved (my friend) and this, when youtube needed a content creator most, jake bowen saved youtube's algorithm
This scared me for a second then I saw Uncle Samsonite twerking.
It was like a jumpscare. But uncle samsonite actually got some good moves 😏😩
Lolllllllll
@@altaccount8133 ikr
@@altaccount8133 2:20 There.. You might like this to... 22:37
Same lol
stranger things copied this perfectly, sue them
Spoopy Noopers I know right
Spoopy Noopers down to the music
Spoopy Noopers Actually creepy how close
Wow i just saw what u were talking about your so right they stole this.
Spoopy Noopers it says they wrote stranger things in 2016 and this came out in 2017
This scared me more then a actual horror movie
Sorry for the spoops.
Jake Bowen The spoops were awesome, it was honestly better then most horror films
I CAN NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
Septar Jr Than*
Your grammar scared me more than an actual horror movie
The fact that this series is so popular in 2024 and this was made in 2017😭
uncle samsonite mad thicc
T H i cc
I’d let him feed on my soul while i ram that ass on a counter 😩💦🍆
*v e r y t h i c c*
400th like
Dummy thicc
10:55 this is the best gag in the whole season the closet joke the stranger things reference and the ride on it even the horrible iconic scream makes it amazing
Thank you.
Ikr!
@@JakeBowenTV I love you
@@JakeBowenTVI also love you thank you for making this beautiful series
It’s an honored tradition to come back and watch these series every year.
I watched it 4 yrs ago now I’m back
I’m at home for Christmas for the first time in almost a decade due to harsh weather. Guess what I’m watching while I bake tonight XD
It’s really good that this guy put the whole entire entire season because I was looking for it and I never found it but after a while finally found it
This level of genius wont be appreciated for centuries.
Now I can finally forcibly restrain my friends and show them art without having to deal with ads and shortcuts.
I too have found ads to be a nuisance while trying to forcibly restrain people.
@@JakeBowenTV real
tbh im glad they used a grown man instead of a kid for the kid. *Sometimes* grown men can be way more innocent looking than kids
Fr, most kids look bratty to me
I think they just couldn't find a kid who wouldn't get scared for life by the horrors of uncle samsonite
@@blondeboi2132 that's just stupid
You know. This is actually a really good parody of modern horror
Uhh this was made 7 years ago bro
This is actually the greatest fan creation I've seen this year
i named my horse genuwine because of this
I would absolutely love to see a photo or some video of Ginuwine the horse.
I love it!
Blitzo
@@Sakiediaz the O is silent
Why add it in the first place? @@quantumationsgaming3387
Despite the fact that it’s literally funky dubstep, the intensity of his theme tune is still terrifying
Nice pfp, I love Celeste
I love this and I hate myself for not finding this sooner
Samdonite: opens door reads it's me handsome
Me: wtf
Samsonite
Im scared
I will not ride it!
*hě wāńțś ýøū*
I spotted it
Heres the lore so far:
2007: Two boys are greeted by a mysterious creature known as uncle samsonite. the boys kill samsonite, (or so they think) they think all is well.
2008: jake and a different friend lure out samsonite, but a new friend comes with him. scrunchychunks. scrunchychunks challenges uncle sam to a dance battle, and samsonite shoots scrunchy.
2016-2017: Jake and his father are once again greeted by the creature. sam takes jake, and his father tries to get him back. He finally gets him back with the help of two old friends. but all is not well...jakes dad fights sam and kills him. jakes dad comes back safely, but somewhere, somehow...samsonite still lurks...
A good summary.
Jake Bowen thanks dad
The Comment General p
Darn interdimentional demons
Can you make uncle samsonite's hat in the merchandise website?
I very much intend to do make that happen, yes, along with Samsonite plush dolls. It will probably have to wait until after the Season 2 finale, though.
Jake Bowen awesome!!! 😀
I remember seeing this at like age 7-8 and it baffled me, hope this piece can get worked on in the future more, this is legit a cinematic masterpiece- especially when sir Bowen was brought in.
Jake this is one of the best internet series I have watched in a hot minute. All the references, from LOTR to Stranger Things, feel natural. The comedy is spot on and at times it is very suspenseful. All in all this was truly a great internet series and I am disappointed it has not gained enough attention. Keep up the great work Jake can't wait for season 2!
That is truly high praise, dear VioTic. Thank you very much. You're too kind.
Jake Bowen It is not a problem Jake. Although I appreciate taking he time out of your day/night to comment back!
VioTic a
Jake Bowen see if you can get ScrewAttack to do a deathbattle between Uncle Samsonite vs Slenderman
Hmm. Perhaps this could happen one day.
I am 21 years old and I can’t watch this in my room without the covers on. Uncle sampsonite is now the scariest being I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing. Slightly above the girl from the exorcist.
I really can’t tell if this was true or not..
Lol I'm 20 and feel the same way 🤣
Imagine this entire saga remastered in 4k cinema quality cg. That would be a fun time indeed.
Or an animated version.
Which I may be inspired to make.
fwoggypal please do so-
@@necrogeneticist Please do it
uncle samsonite doesn’t have the same effect when his model looks nice
@@luminous.iolite coming back to this honestly yeah the beauty is in the choppy cg, and i love it
Absolute cinema 🗣️🗣️💥💥💯🔥
Wow. I didn't know "super thanks" existed till now. Thank you very much.
@@JakeBowenTVdang I did not know you would comment these days!
I have come once more dear Samsonite
Splendid.
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;-; *Bolts off* OH HELLLLL NOOOOO!
This is the best series on UA-cam.
You're too kind.
real
@@JakeBowenTVIt’s true twerk twerk twerk twerk ok this joke is outdated but somehow this show makes it funny still 😂
I'm gonna jump on it
#Jumponitforseasontwo
Shirogane's cosplay tits no time to talk , get the bootleg soda
LeanMeanMemeMachine MK1 Yes
Yus lol
Shirogane's cosplay tits J U M P O N I T
Look at 8:44 the Pm is 666
i want this to be remade into a movie with a super high budget, but uncle samsonite still looks like that
i really have to study for a test right now but i will learn more from this than world war 2
I appreciate your priorities. On the real, though, WWI and II are actually incredibly fascinating. I didn't come to appreciate this until a couple years ago when I listened to this: www.dancarlin.com/product/hardcore-history-50-blueprint-for-armageddon-i/
i have to study for finals and I’m watching this instead
The thing that actually scares me is a shitpost
this deserves so much more attention
Perhaps in time, dear Charlie Spiller.
Charlie Spiller totally
“Why I’ve simply taken him to the domain, of uncle samsonite!” *starts tweaking out* 9:01
16:52 "How did you know that?"
"Because I'm you, were the same actor. That's why were always so separate and unmoving when we're in the same shot. So they can CGI us in together."
that’s not what cgi is, that would be compositing.
@@legitnub thank you, did not know the term
Mr dad talking to his persona so he can biuld up courage to fight that so called "friend"
Watching this had a weird effect on me. My father would always play the song 'pony' when I was young, and to this day absolutely refuses to buy on-brand sodas due to their cost. I don't know about you guys, but this only heightened my experience.
Brother?
@@JakeBowenTV Son?
@@JakeBowenTV WOAH HOLD ON A MINUTE
@@Uncle_Hargle dad??
@@drowningchild5414 MOM?
So we know Uncle Samsonite drains children’s souls, but WHAT does he do to drain them?
He makes them jump on it
R I D E I T
R-I-D-E I-T
twerk
s u c c
What kind of weird ahh abomiantion rabbithold of masterpiece did i stumble into bruh
I am so confused whether Uncle Samsonite’s animation was on a budget or made that way on purpose
Both are true.
@@JakeBowenTV horrifyingly low budget
@@Kiryu_MG3 Idk man it's pretty good
“This is a odd brand soda house hold” is a legendary quote
*off But yeah that line is amazing
The dude who started dancing and blasted those guys backwards had me so dead
Fr 😂😂
His names steve lol
@@jdeloc thanks for saying that it's only been a year
And the dad desperately trying to put his glasses on 😭
this is actually gold I wish i checked this out sooner
This is Genuwine good content.
I see what you did there
Yeheah boah
Genuine*
*ginuwine
@@gabstery your dumb you miss the joke
Wooooooooosh
Well I just had a friend introduce me to this and I held off watching it for fear of, I don't know what even, but now that I have I can proudly say that I've truly witnessed art and the many things it offers!
Welcome to the fold, friend.
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Im turning my house into an off brand soda household. Thank you for opening my eyes. Also I realized there is 666 comments.
They are gone
While watching this I made doodles on Skibidi toilet man x Uncle Samsonite, they have become the bane of my existence.
Uncle Samonite Must Be in SEASON 3 OF STRANGER THINGS
Jumplamp 007 it all adds up
He better
Maybe that's what jakes been working on
Jumplamp 007 just to let you know he didn’t
@Ebola Finger the first episode of season 3
1:05 this part where he opens the closet door and the text becomes it’s me handsome is so genius
19:53 19:53 19:54 19:54 19:54 gyaat
@@YodaFastGuy-ef2rdyou need help
Fr it’s like seeing the number 11037 and flipping them around making it LEON
@@P0OFY727except this one was executed better (because it is not danganronpa)
It says “it’s me, handsome” 💀
“Two Cheerios short of a complete breakfast” is probably one of the greatest lines I’ve heard in a long time.
You have excellent taste.
Jake Bowen thank you Mr. Bowen/ Mr.Dad
Now I understand the lore of Uncle Samonite in Colorbox: Mustard!
yeah I’m here bc of that
@@Thecatlala479same
when steve started dancing everything just felt so much better like it felt like huge stress lifted off my shoulders
This should be like a new Netflix series.
stranger things.
I KNOW RIGHT
WHEN HE DID THE STRANGER THINGS LIGHT THING I SCREAMED LMAOOOO
bad baby me too!! I loved this
bad baby get out of here.
No lmao 😂😝
6:00 this is the best part in the hole video.
What's the song?
@@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelationit's called pony
BEST.
HORROR.
MOVIE.
EVER.
You spelled ever wrong its pronounced
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Yup
Its been 3 years but i still love this film its so well directed i love this guy
Thank you. Hopefully the wait will be over soon.
@Jake Bowen make more pls I beg!!!! Me and my friend have made an entire game based around this series I love uncle samsonite
i'm glad pillar chase gave this amazing series a resurgence in popularity
i found this through that game and im very glad, this is hilarious
yeah
pillar chase sucks ass
@@sussychickengloopoh no, someone's coping that they loss
@@fly12hu655 pillar chase sucks ass. There is no objective other than survive a monster long past its peak popularity
actual peak cinema what the fuck
best lord of the rings movie ever.
Who needs fun when you got uncle Samsonite
deaRest uncle samsonite,
I have decided to show my
frienDs this series. i have also shown this to my family mEmbers. thanks to me, those people have shown It to their friends too! and Those friends have shown to their friends and so on! i hope that i have made you proud!
with love,
SuperWeenieHut Jr's
So very proud, SuperWeenieHut Jr's. You have done well to spread the word. I hope others will follow your example.
Jake Bowen great content and great acting
SuperWeenieHut Jr's capital letters spell Ride it
Camrook :P ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The total number of hours varies, but all the episodes except for 9 and 10 were made in under a week.
im in love with uncle samsonite
Damn I used to worship nyarlethotep but uncle samsonite tips the crawling chaos any day
Welcome, brother.
“It’s me, handsome” 1:05 oh good lord
He said samsonite
@@ahmeddasavage9869 read the door.
@@Jordan09087 Oh lol
funniest thing in a horror film ever 😂😂😂
Who's scarier? King Ramses from Courage the Cowardly Dog or Uncle Samsonite?
Uncle Samsonite wouldn't ask you to return the slab. He'll show up in your room and take it.
courage the cowardly dog gave me nightmares for a week. this gave me the direct route to hell
What about Uncle Ramses?
Accidentally got my whole school watching this😂😮😂
I'm buying off brand soda for now on
The shift from “its time to have some fun “ to “it’s me handsome” is so genius and well executed to the point where it’s genuinely off putting
1:05 its me handsome.. :o
s se I never noticed that!
OMFG
the PERFECT mix of scary and silly
This is my first time watching it. I made a great investment by clicking on this while I was on the toilet. My bowels have never been more empty
Now that is high praise.
Lmao I got halfway through it had to come back later to finish. I was pretty excited to watch lmao
I like how my great grandad served in the war and im watching 2 grown men get possessed to ride it by a creepy uncle that lives in childrens bedrooms
spikes 012 They fought for our freedoms.
25:00 - "The power of off-brand soda compels you!"
If this came into my room, I’d be lowkey hyped😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏😭😭💀💀💀
I literally went to the store and bought 27 bottles of off brand soda after this
Goood.
Bgi k cola
🅱️O🅱️A 🅱️OLA
Awesome
Boot beer
I’m honestly really impressed by how well the episodes all flow into one another
Uncle Sam:*entered to somebody's house*
Ricardo Milos: *you picked the wrong house, fool*
Omg
No
It would be an epic clash
It would be a big battle, but uncle samsonite would come out victorious.
In the first episode when Uncle Samsonite opens the closet the writing on the door says "It's me handsome"
I love how the scenes are dark and add to the mood it is very Interesting! I LOVE IT! A great success this is probably my 30th time watching season 1 and the rest that’s out so far. I’ve been watching this series since it came out lol.
Thank you.
I'm not sure if this is creepy or funny
Joshua Young both
Joshua Young this is art
In its dankest form, Joshua Young.
Joshua Young It's both
Im guessing both......
This is great! Now I can show my parents why I'm no longer Catholic in one sitting. #Jumponitforseasontwo
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I genuinely laughed out loud at this
This is just pure cinema