Omar M lol I don’t think it’s that serious my friend. As long as the full English includes all the original components, I’m satisfied. He customized it to include some additional ingredients that bae likes. Who cares? That’s still a prize of a breakfast for someone who is hungover 😅
I don't know what's more impressive, the fact that she always knows what she wants to eat or the fact that he always has the ingredients 😂 Edit: Some of y'all in the comments telling me it's fake/staged like I haven't a clue which makes me laugh even harder 😂 Still some of my favorite content ❤️
@@pinkzebra74 Black pudding is a crispy, meaty, peppery, blood sausage made with oatmeal that is fried up and is the perfect vehicle for egg yolk. Pure heaven.
Well the English have a lot of blood on their hands, and aren’t the brightest what with brexit… so you probably don’t deserve those vitamins the greens have
@@theMerryMonarchIt makes me feel uncomfortable seeing an avocado because I've literally NEVER seen one on an English breakfast if you want to eat an avocado surrounded by fried fat then go for it but it doesn't make the breakfast healthy loool
You can skip the rotten blood tubes, thanks. *Fried Mushroom Caps* Peel mushroom caps and fry them in butter with roast garlic paste & finely grated lemon peel. Finished them with a squeeze of lemon juice & some finely chopped flat leaf parsley.) *Sticky Bacon* When the bacon is 2/3 done, add a splash of apple cider & cook 'til the water evaporates - leaving that gloriously crunchy/chewy/sweet/salty/fatty bacon ambrosa behind. (You can also add a teaspoon of maple syrup if you're into that sort of thing...) *Potato, Onion & Parmesan Hash Browns* Peel & grate potatoes. Rinse in cold water to wash off the excess starch, wrap in towel & squeeze dry. Mix in one egg yolk, 2 finely diced spring onions & a small amount of grated parmesan cheese. Form into patties with egg ring & chill until needed. Season, then fry the hash browns in bacon fat. You can also egg/breadcrumb them for a different texture. *Avocado* I thought the avocado was a bit pretentious, but I've actually learned to appreciate it...
As long as you realise it's all staged and acted, real chefs working in the industry do not have time in their day to cook for anyone, except paying customers.
There of three types of Devs: “I don’t want to change things, so I did some debugging!” “I added some small features I thought were cool!” “I dEciDed To FIX ThE UI, beCauSE iT LoOkS bAd!”
This is clearly his take on the traditional. They live in Australia on the Gold Coast I think? It's like what California does to cuisine. Make it a little healthier ✨️
@Eternal93 it's a common method for cooking bacon and you only add a little water which evaporates easily in the pan. Plenty of UA-cam videos showing how to do it. As a chef I've done it personally many times and there's no water in the grease when the bacon done cooking
@@kylefitzhenry3048 full English consists of hash browns black pudding sausage, eggs done any way, toast or fried bread, baked beans and grilled tomato. But spinach does go well if you wilt it properly. And I actually sometimes swap for veggie sausages but never cut out the hash browns or black pudding
What on earth is that green stuff ? No black pudding , no white pudding, no kippers , no kedgeree , no mushrooms , no cereal ( sterter) no butter or marmalade for the toast and no fried slice . A full English? Hardley
No mushrooms, no hash browns, beans separated from the rest of it, streaky bacon with water poured over it for reasons I cannot comprehend. Is that even black pudding? ...FUCKING AVACADO SALAD? This guy should be extradited to the UK to face trial on the basis of obvious human rights violations.
@@ringosis i agree on all except the bacon, water cooking it actually stops it curling and cooks the bacon evenly, the water then boils off and it becomes crispy, takes longer but it is absolutely worth it the effort
@@danyj27 tea is Chinese. Tomatoes are from South America I think. And bread did not originate in England as it was probably brought over by the Romans. They're still all part of an English breakfast just like hash browns
@@wehrmacht4752 what Irish about that breakfast I mean we have soda bread /soda farls and potato farls there’s also usually a pancake in there as well with an Irish breakfast
@@ziggyplunkett2182 yeah I know my da is Irish and I grew up in louis but I know what a full English is and it has chips and and is missing some of the things on at but I would say it’s closer to a full Irish
@liamwright2510 Kiwi living in Australia. Channel shows Australia as location, and his details say he's worked in Aussie restaurants. Aus and NZ are sibling nations anyway, and there is a lot of shared British colonial culture between us.
Yeah, he used belly bacon instead of back bacon, he forgot the mushrooms and black pudding, he used brown sauce, he didn't put the sausages in the same pan as the bacon and he put way to many greens
@that's that Am with you there and that black pudding looked sick 😫 and there were no mushrooms or fried bread, I do love tinned tomatoes as the juice inside you just mop up with a piece of bread. Yummy. But putting that green stuff and salad on a full English yuk. That was nowhere near a full English that's for sure we know that. And while I a moaning that bacon 🥓 is just not like our bacon it has to be back bacon. 😋
It's supposed to be a fry up and nearly everything is grilled!🥴 Also what the hell was that pathetic excuse for bacon? Oh and the Full Scottish is 10000% better!
@@blakewoodcock8471 Australian version nah mate he's missing hash browns the English muffins mushrooms and a grilled onion the Aussie version of an English breakfast is called a big brekkie and it's twice this size
There is nothing proper about this, The worst part is not only did they forget the hash browns, muffins and black pudding. HE PUT THE FUCKING BEANS IN A SEPERATE LITTLE BOWL
@@vivankumar2022 it's not a full English we don't put salad or avocado with It. A full English is fried eggs,sausage,toast,beans but if you want it as a Scottish one then you add some black pudding and sometimes some potato cakes
...a breakfast which is distinctly not a full English. It's many of the ingredients but we don't put avocado or salad on them, or cherry tomatoes on the vine, there's no hash browns, looks like some type of weird liver sausage rather than black pudding, no mushrooms.
@@TheSurvival2012 Look seeing avacado in a full english makes us feel the same way that you felt when you saw 'mexican' on the great british bake off. Its wrong both ways
The most and the only unbelievable part of his video I find is his wife knowing all the time what exactly she wants to eat, every single time, without fail!!!
Full English : Sausages, Black Pudding, Bacon, Mushrooms, Baked beans (Heinz preferable), Eggs (usually fried), Tomatoes (fresh or canned), Hash brown, Fried bread, Bread and butter, Brown sauce. The only drink to accompany the meal is Tea with milk (the regular black variety, eg PG tips or Yorkshire). Any departure from these core ingredients is to be considered as an imitation!
Full English and glasses inside in the morning? Babe is definitely hungover 😂
Vould someone PLEASE turn off the Sun?
I was just about to comment this. Babe is definitely hiding today. Hahaha😂😂
Babe had too much Chardonnay last night so she's wearing sunnies indoors.
If I’m hungover and someone gives me a fry-up with spinach and avocado hands are being thrown
Omar M lol I don’t think it’s that serious my friend. As long as the full English includes all the original components, I’m satisfied. He customized it to include some additional ingredients that bae likes. Who cares? That’s still a prize of a breakfast for someone who is hungover 😅
You just hospitalised 100 Englishman with the greenery in that brekko.
Im DYING 😫😂 I couldn't agree more
It's an full Aussie. Except missing mushrooms.
Im glad im not the only one who spotted that, never had avocado or spinach with a full english
@@elissaaleph nah a full aussie has steak on it
It's missing black pudding, hash browns, mushrooms and fried bread
And they call American breakfast unhealthy 😂
+ mushrooms , hash browns, and Pint of lager.
yeah...
i could use a full english breakfast, too...❤️
Meanwhile, Andy hisself has a crusty piece of vegemite on toast for breakfast.
I don't know what's more impressive, the fact that she always knows what she wants to eat or the fact that he always has the ingredients 😂
Edit: Some of y'all in the comments telling me it's fake/staged like I haven't a clue which makes me laugh even harder 😂
Still some of my favorite content ❤️
😆
😂😂😂
im surprised she answered so early 😳
It's not real !
For me most surprising is having his grill THAT clean
This is a masterpiece you better have cooked it for yourself too lmao
“Not a full English without brown sauce” bro we knew it was doomed the second the water hit bacon
The water hitting the bacon made me flinch. Never in my life have I been exposed to such blasphemy.
As an English person I can confirm as soon as that avocado hit the plate instead of mushrooms our whole nation cried out in terror
As an American, my mouth started watering when you said "mushrooms"
@Timmy From UA-cam what version the eating for dinner kind or the other kind 🤣🤣
@@damoncopeland7112 does it really matter?
@@timmyfromyoutube4369 very true 🤣
It was the green leaves that did it for me! 😬
where i live in the uk, a full english is typically: Sausage, eggs, bacon, beans, hash browns, mushrooms and sometimes, Black pudding.
What is black pudding?
@@pinkzebra74blood sausage
@@rolebo1
Thank you for answering my question
@@pinkzebra74 Black pudding is a crispy, meaty, peppery, blood sausage made with oatmeal that is fried up and is the perfect vehicle for egg yolk. Pure heaven.
Hash browns are an imposter.
Movie characters: **takes one bite** aight mom, cya!
TRUE
*Literally a kings breakfast*
Kid: takes an apple and leaves
*American characters
“OH nO iTs 7:00 AM iM gOiNg tO bE lAtE fOR ScHOOlL”
I never understood that or hanging up the phone without saying bye.🤣
I love how these videos make it look like all she does is look at her phone and occasionally eat his food lol
You need to find true love.
@@Curry3659 lol
It's not just his food she occasionally eats.
I know seriously love pretend to help out or something?? 😂
@@jeenatmasih800 True love means understanding nobody likes another person "helping" in the kitchen while they cooking
“Well it is Sunday” she says while wearing sunglasses inside
Tell me you’re hungover without telling me you’re hungover
My first thought exact!!😄🧜♀️🎺✨🌹👑
👍😁😎😍✌🍁
do hungovers make ppl sensitive to light?
@@theirtheyrethere7946 Yes.
🤣
Wrong bacon, no mushrooms or fried bread, and you added greens and an avocado. Which means it wasn't a true full english breakfast.
I’m from London and never have I seen anything green on a plate of full English 😂
You've never had bubble on a full english then!!
exactly
@@jamiebartholomew8363 Bubble doesn’t belong on a full English 😂
Why did he use water before cooking bacon?
@@CB-ms2cq to make it crispy
"oh bacon"
I felt that
🤡
@@turbomunch 🤨🤨
Brooo same
Bacon Bacon bacon
Boiled bacon..
After hearing Full English, Babe proceed to grab a pot of English Breakfast Tea 😂😂😂
At least it wasn't a pot noodle
Yorkshire tea brother. All the way. Have you tasted it ?
@@leeludlowart237 yeah we have it over here lol
My fav tea too!
It should be PG tips, Tetley, earl grey or Yorkshire 🤣
Not gona lie that's the healthiest full English iv ever seen! What is with the salad and no fried bread!
What she said: Well, it's Sunday...so.
What we all heard: Well, I'm hungover asf...so.
Probably getting nailed in the club too and her cuck of a husband is making breakfast for her still
@ic2014 right? The traditional "yeah. I'm gonna eat then go back to bed for 6-8 hours" look
So true
@@kevinharvey7139 Glad you agree 😁👍
That was definitely a wild Saturday night
As an English man the fact you've put something green on a full english insults me greatly. 😂
Agreed
Well the English have a lot of blood on their hands, and aren’t the brightest what with brexit… so you probably don’t deserve those vitamins the greens have
And avocado!!!! WTH!
Should have added mushrooms instead
@@dannyesse3043 indeed along as they're cooked in butter with a little garlic 😋
This is the kind of meal in movies were a teenager only takes a piece of the toast before yelling that they’re late for school
then misses the bus seconds after it leaves and skateboards
😭😭
Just missing the stack of six pancakes and a large orange juice.
FR
😂😂😂
'Proper' full english
Proceeds to serve a vine of tomatoes, leaves and avocado.
No sir. No.
I'm an American but the minute I saw the lettuce and Avocado I was like "The British are coming....for your head!"
That was Spinach.
Convinced he is trolling. No way an Australian is that out of touch with the commonwealth's breakfast trends.
just straight up turned into Paul Revere did ya?
We are
Avocado is fun, Spinach a bi of an odd choice but Avocado has become common nowadays
Seeing an avocado on a full English is literally what killed the queen
So you're saying that it should be done more often?
deserved
Yeah she deserved it
@@theMerryMonarchIt makes me feel uncomfortable seeing an avocado because I've literally NEVER seen one on an English breakfast if you want to eat an avocado surrounded by fried fat then go for it but it doesn't make the breakfast healthy loool
@@yourkingdomcomeyourwillbedone I would say Andrew deserves it more than anyone else lol
Swap the avocado and spinach for mushrooms and tomato, add in a hash brown and then you've got a full English lol
Can’t forget black pudding
True. Still an interesting twist to the breakfast!
fried bread is a must on a hangover full english
What about some hogs pud!!!
I know, I was disgusted by that. That isn’t a proper full English 😭
You can skip the rotten blood tubes, thanks.
*Fried Mushroom Caps*
Peel mushroom caps and fry them in butter with roast garlic paste & finely grated lemon peel. Finished them with a squeeze of lemon juice & some finely chopped flat leaf parsley.)
*Sticky Bacon*
When the bacon is 2/3 done, add a splash of apple cider & cook 'til the water evaporates - leaving that gloriously crunchy/chewy/sweet/salty/fatty bacon ambrosa behind. (You can also add a teaspoon of maple syrup if you're into that sort of thing...)
*Potato, Onion & Parmesan Hash Browns*
Peel & grate potatoes. Rinse in cold water to wash off the excess starch, wrap in towel & squeeze dry. Mix in one egg yolk, 2 finely diced spring onions & a small amount of grated parmesan cheese. Form into patties with egg ring & chill until needed. Season, then fry the hash browns in bacon fat. You can also egg/breadcrumb them for a different texture.
*Avocado*
I thought the avocado was a bit pretentious, but I've actually learned to appreciate it...
Black pudding is delicious and in moderation it can be very healthy for women because it's full of iron.
"Avocado has absolutely no place in a full English breakfast"
- Queen Elizabeth, 2022
Eventually she would have made the 100 with avocados...
I wanna agree with this so bad but im fucking indonesian
@@skinnynword4412 LOL
That colonizer is dead so who cares
Our Liz had a way with words god rest her soul
I swear he needs to show us his fridge on a normal Wednesday
He be opening up the barbie to cook breakfast, while I don’t even open my eyes for breakfast
Barbie 😁
💀💀💀
@@Debashreeality think it’s Australian
If I ate that much sausage I’d be making my own brown sauce
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's a good one
Well one of those aren't sausage...sooo
There was only 3 sausages…
It’s taken me until now to realize that every part of the English breakfast is to help cure the massive hangovers them blokes have 😂
That's a half English breakfast. 👍😁
As an Englishman I concur although it’s not quite a full English
It has eggs…the worst hangover breakfast food…
@@90hjorth best*** idk where you got that idea, maybe you just dont like eggs
@@jamesbates1980 What's missing from the platter?
Babe is the most well-fed babe ever
She need the energy to neck him
@@UndersackitchFungalbollock Am I reading this right lmao??
Not with that fucking avocado on the plate haha!! Has no place in a full english and that black pudding is brown…looks nasty! 😂
As long as you realise it's all staged and acted, real chefs working in the industry do not have time in their day to cook for anyone, except paying customers.
@@nickmartin812 wow you give off such postive happy vibes 😬
As an English man I have just threw my tea and crumpets at the fucking wall seeing that avocado on that plate...
Absolutely fuming lad 😂
And where are the mushrooms😢
🥑🔫🤣
The avocado was fine, not sure why there're leaves on the plate though
😖
Nothing green belongs on a proper full English
😎 means “It’s Sunday” is code for “I’m hungover”. 😂, babe!
Nothing gets past you
right! the glasses in the houae are the give away 🤣
Salad on a full English. I’m finished, people have gone to prison for less 😂
No hashbrowns either.
@@tijjy327 thats the yankees addition, not english. missing the mushrooms thats about it
@@tijjy327 Hash browns don't belong on a traditional full English.
@@PH5221 you right but it should be added just because yummy af hehe
@@BronzedBeast True I still like em
There of three types of Devs:
“I don’t want to change things, so I did some debugging!”
“I added some small features I thought were cool!”
“I dEciDed To FIX ThE UI, beCauSE iT LoOkS bAd!”
Im so glad Elizabeth isn’t around to see you put an avacado in that ‘full english’ breakfast
I’m so glad Elizabeth isn’t around.
Aguacate the best fruit
@@kg7219 Now you're stuck with King Charles.
I thought I saw that.fucking heresy. I forgave the crap bacon and vine tomatoes lack of shrooms.
I'm glad she ain't around to
In my nearly 20 years of living, I’ve never seen a full English served with an 8 pack of tomatoes and leaves.
They normally have tomatoes but like 3-4 and they didn’t put mushrooms !!!! I’m sueing them
I’m 40, you’re correct. Mushroom missing, I’ll let them get away without hash browns, but you can bet I’d be adding them.
And they put avacado on it.
Black pudding (in my opinion)
Avocado as well?😂
Leaves and avacado on a full English?!? Sacrilege. Also Missed the fried bread, mushrooms and hash browns 😂
This is clearly his take on the traditional. They live in Australia on the Gold Coast I think? It's like what California does to cuisine. Make it a little healthier ✨️
Black pudding also
Hash browns don't make a full English.
Anyway fry up should have a potato element
Hash browns are a recent American addition to the full English.
I fell in love with him when he used the bacon grease to fry the eggs 🍳
I think you mean the bacon water
@@Eternal93 the water evaporated so what left is grease
@@billunknown6865 that doesn’t make sense. Do you realize how long it would take that to evaporate and just have boiled ham at the end?
@Eternal93 it's a common method for cooking bacon and you only add a little water which evaporates easily in the pan. Plenty of UA-cam videos showing how to do it. As a chef I've done it personally many times and there's no water in the grease when the bacon done cooking
@@ceekeigh7784 absolutely agree with you I've been a chef for years I always do this it helps the fat to render and crisps the bacon
Full english? Never seen one with a salad before ong 💀😭
thats spinach... and avocado?
@@mattiabarone9078 bcus they only eat barnacles and clams
@@mattiabarone9078 your right it is an avocado and spinach salad.
@@mattiabarone9078 And full English typically have neither
@@kylefitzhenry3048 full English consists of hash browns black pudding sausage, eggs done any way, toast or fried bread, baked beans and grilled tomato. But spinach does go well if you wilt it properly. And I actually sometimes swap for veggie sausages but never cut out the hash browns or black pudding
The avocado was a declaration of war. I still can’t get over it.
I think no mushrooms and avo is what did it😢
What on earth is that green stuff ? No black pudding , no white pudding, no kippers , no kedgeree , no mushrooms , no cereal ( sterter) no butter or marmalade for the toast and no fried slice . A full English? Hardley
@@jonathaninglis3830 the sliced sausage was black pudding mate...
And cooking bacon in water.... that's a solid nope
@@1992pattrow give it a try, it comes out super crispy... just wait for the water to evaporate and then cook as per normal.
Babe lookz Hellish Hungover😂😂😂😂❤Hobart Tasmania Australia 🇦🇺 ♥️
All I know about watching this man's videos is that he's got the utmost respect for babe.
😂😂😂😂
Shes just a lazy bitch like a cat but at least if you let them outside they'll fend for themselves
No. Hes a simp
And she could never say "no"
Thank you all appreciate the likes.
The most Australian full English I've ever seen.
Horrific innit … swapped mushrooms for some salad and an avacado …. Sacrilege
No mushrooms, no hash browns, beans separated from the rest of it, streaky bacon with water poured over it for reasons I cannot comprehend. Is that even black pudding?
...FUCKING AVACADO SALAD?
This guy should be extradited to the UK to face trial on the basis of obvious human rights violations.
That's what I was thinking cuz my English ass don't eat beans for breakfast like wtf
@@trashcanrus7168 beans is normal that’s not what everyone is talking about
@@ringosis i agree on all except the bacon, water cooking it actually stops it curling and cooks the bacon evenly, the water then boils off and it becomes crispy, takes longer but it is absolutely worth it the effort
Get that greenery off the plate 😂
For real!
🙄
do vegetables scare you ?
@@mvstxfa_rulez there's times and places for that shit, just not on a full English plate
What's the U shaped sausage? Brown pudding?
The avocado was what distinguished the English from the Australian. You might as well put Vegemite at the side when you added the avocado.
Any establishment in UK serving a ‘full English’ with salad and avocado, would likely be burned to the ground for heresy🤣
I came straight here for this comment 🤣
I was just going to say, there's an offensive amount of green on this.
@@CallanElliott😂😂😂
Just pale sausage and beans on toast please
No hash brown either 😢
Legend has it, that she’s still waiting for that full English.
ha
It’s just,not right!
I thought we transported people to Australia for nicking a sheep, but clearly we did it for putting a bloody avocado on our sacred breakfast.
As an Australian, I can confirm.
He’s a kiwi not an aussie
@@RachelCooperNZ Both fictional places anyway so barely matters
@@RachelCooperNZ sorry didn't know but I still agree
Just eat it an Shut the fk up😂😂😂❤❤Hobart Tasmania Australia 🇦🇺 😋
Don't have an inkling what's up, but what's with the avocado and full English joke in this section?
Bacon, sausage, hash browns, black pudding, mushrooms, beans, tomatoes, egg, toast and a cup of tea. Proper full English 👌
Fried bread then u got it
Hash browns are american
You guys are missing out, get some tattie scones and square sausage in there too
@@danyj27 tea is Chinese. Tomatoes are from South America I think. And bread did not originate in England as it was probably brought over by the Romans.
They're still all part of an English breakfast just like hash browns
Sausage look awful, and thisbaing a full English
Full English breakfast "Grabs sausages menacingly and wiggles them" my man
Yeah they also made a full Irish breakfast not a full English
@@wehrmacht4752 wiggles lucky charms menacingly
@@wehrmacht4752 what Irish about that breakfast I mean we have soda bread /soda farls and potato farls there’s also usually a pancake in there as well with an Irish breakfast
No full english contains green.
@@ziggyplunkett2182 yeah I know my da is Irish and I grew up in louis but I know what a full English is and it has chips and and is missing some of the things on at but I would say it’s closer to a full Irish
Dark sunglasses indoors?
Thats not a Sunday English breakfast. That’s a Saturday Aussie hangover brekkie.
Andy is from Auckland new zealand so a kiwi twist full english
@@TomasGerhardusSmithhe is a kiwi, thought he was definitely an Aussie.
@liamwright2510 Kiwi living in Australia. Channel shows Australia as location, and his details say he's worked in Aussie restaurants. Aus and NZ are sibling nations anyway, and there is a lot of shared British colonial culture between us.
No mushrooms, wrong bacon, and Avocado and rocket? Definitely not a full English
@@rowanmelton7643 wdym wrong bacon aslong as its from a pig. All bacon is bacon
As a British person I did shed a tear with this video 😭 that's no full English.
Same
Thank you when he got the leaves out I clicked off
Deffo the greenery threw me way off 😆
Yeah, he used belly bacon instead of back bacon, he forgot the mushrooms and black pudding, he used brown sauce, he didn't put the sausages in the same pan as the bacon and he put way to many greens
@@mrmagot98 way TOO MANY ? should be NONE
Spinach and avocado? I'm declaring war on Australia
😂😂
Just because we can actually grow both :O
@@xfloyded4555doesn’t mean it goes on a full English ya dope
He used avocado instead of shrooms, this sin shall not be forgiven!!
Mushrooms are the butt end of existence. Putrid things
My man just put avocado and leaves on a full English. He a brave boy
I'm not having this. If you're british I need you to revolt with me 🤣
@@thatsthat2612 nah, I don’t think it’s that bad. He could have put mayo on it instead of HP.
@that's that Am with you there and that black pudding looked sick 😫 and there were no mushrooms or fried bread, I do love tinned tomatoes as the juice inside you just mop up with a piece of bread. Yummy. But putting that green stuff and salad on a full English yuk. That was nowhere near a full English that's for sure we know that. And while I a moaning that bacon 🥓 is just not like our bacon it has to be back bacon. 😋
AND STREAKY BACON! ITS BACK BACON YOU USE
@@phantomforever309 MAYO? GTFO
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that there was not a single hash brown on that plate?
I’m honestly scarred. And to think we colonised them…😔
Greens and avacado in full English 👀
Fully thinking the same
A full Australian
Literally. The fuck are my hashbrownd
Spinach!
@@tobygjertsen2312 Hash browns aren't part of a traditional full English either.
Way she answered was like "after last night I need carbs an grease today!"
Protein!
carbs? :D this is like 60% fat 30% protein and 10% carbs :D
* cries in British *
*mutual English tears*
100 brits die in the distance
I can still hear the screams 😔
@@sophieolson1218 た
Avocado and salad?? and where are the hash browns and mushrooms?
"We most certainly do not eat avocado with a full English breakfast. That is quite uncivilized."
- An English person, probably.
**every English person, ever
Damn, saw this post as soon as I clicked Enter. XD
Rocket salad! I spit on your grave for cheffing up an English breakfast. 😂
Was thinking about saying why the hell did he add that green mash to a decent dish.
I'm Norwegian, and the avocado pissed me off. And the black pudding not being black. And where's the butter for the toast??
If that's a full English I'm a freaking Avocado 🥑
Missing black pudding and added salad but otherwise ur an avocado
@@GTkoze and mushrooms
There was black pudding
WHERE IS THE HASHBROWN?
you’re missing the ligma too
This is losley based on a full English... It's almost what I'd expect a JJ abrams reboot of an English breakfast to look like
Hash browns, mushrooms and black pudding needed
as a fellow British lad, i threw my phone clean through a wall when I didn't see the mushrooms 💀💀
I was in horror when I saw the BBQ never mind the rest.
His poor wife gets unbuttered bread uncooked spinach and avacodo
And there where NO HASH BROWNS
Controversial but where’s the black pudding?
Bro as soon as I didn’t see eggy bread I threw my phone of the cliff
Babe is definitely living the best life with a chef husband
She better be using that mouth for more than eating 😅
@@anond2015 Damn
Wish it was me
You know he's real with his job when he doesn't squirm up like a puppy at those oil pops😂😂
@@anond2015this.
Even as a Scotsman I can tell you that. That day she did not receive a full English 😭😭
As I'm British/English I can assure you this is not a full English. This is some wierd fried breakfast.
Ikr where r the hash browns
@@melon1296 yea we don’t have cut up sausages or whatever they were
Let’s not talk about the mountain of leaves aswell😂😂
@@cloudson0096 u mean the black pudding
Full english and you put avocadoes...💀💀💀
Im irish but even im offended that you're trying to call THAT a full english breakfast! 😂
the full irish fry is better
@@mrmadnesss_ Not sure about that one. But we can both agree the Avacado makes this a void full English.
@@mrmadnesss_full 'irish' is just a copy with a couple subs
@thegasman7161 Yeah but Irish has potato bread though 😋
It's supposed to be a fry up and nearly everything is grilled!🥴 Also what the hell was that pathetic excuse for bacon? Oh and the Full Scottish is 10000% better!
‘Proper full English’ ur havin me on here😂💀
It's so not a proper
It's Australia's version [shit]
@@blakewoodcock8471 Australian version nah mate he's missing hash browns the English muffins mushrooms and a grilled onion the Aussie version of an English breakfast is called a big brekkie and it's twice this size
There is nothing proper about this, The worst part is not only did they forget the hash browns, muffins and black pudding. HE PUT THE FUCKING BEANS IN A SEPERATE LITTLE BOWL
@@jalejake4997 do you mean like an australian fry up?? because a proper full english has neither onions or ‘english muffins’
the greenery and avocado has been the most diabolical thing ive seen all day mate 😂
I think I'm the only person in the world who doesn't like salt on my eggs.
I’ve never seen my man get so excited to see a sausage in the fridge.
LOL
Trust me! Always does it like he didnt know it was in there the prick
😂🤣😅
NAHH BROO WHAT 😨😨😭😭
i wish u saw my sausage
In my 30 years as an Englishman I've never had any sort of leaf or tree with my full English
Exactly
That's not a full English
It was all going well until the leaves and beans in a bowl
As much as I hate to give any Man U fan a thumbs up, I have to agree lol
@@ViolentEpyon 🤣🤣🤣 fair enough pal
Ye it’s too healthy
As a 38 year old Englishman born and raised in East London, having leaves or avocado anywhere near a full English is forbidden.
Far too healthy….
Full Scottish destroys an English…..
@@smoll.miniatures the only difference is that you have tatte scones, Lorne sausage and Haggis. You can keep your Haggis! No thank you 😂
That's why they ended up in Australia 😁
@@rundattmedia2106 All three are god tier! 😊
WHAT AVACADO NO MATE YOU NEED MUSHROOMS AND HASHBROWNS INSTEAD MAN CMON
If I ask for a full English and I get that I will cry
Why
@@vivankumar2022 it's not a full English we don't put salad or avocado with It. A full English is fried eggs,sausage,toast,beans but if you want it as a Scottish one then you add some black pudding and sometimes some potato cakes
@@flameblast7364 tomato’s from the pan too and mushrooms are optional
Pass it to me when you get it
@@flameblast7364 black puddings not only Scottish, very popular in the north of England too
“A full English breakfast”
3 hours later.
...a breakfast which is distinctly not a full English. It's many of the ingredients but we don't put avocado or salad on them, or cherry tomatoes on the vine, there's no hash browns, looks like some type of weird liver sausage rather than black pudding, no mushrooms.
As an English person this is not what we eat for breakfast on a daily basis and anyway I find it minging
There's no way that took three hours to make, it's sausage, egg, and beans that's like 30 minutes if you manage your time
Him: hey babes why don’t you want it anymore?
Her: it’s been 1 and a Half hours since you asked me what I wanted for breakfast
LOL!
This looks like 30mins of work lol as long as I don’t gotta go to the store
@@tristantheg6573 Man had to fire up the grill too though
Dafuq is avocado and vine toms doing on a full English!?
Ah yes, avocados, part of every nutrious english breakfast
😂😂😂 it should be a crime to have anything green on an English breakfast!
@@esotericintrovert1669 mexico had to came to safe British breakfast
@@TheSurvival2012 Look seeing avacado in a full english makes us feel the same way that you felt when you saw 'mexican' on the great british bake off. Its wrong both ways
@@nmnmbj i still have nightmares
A full English with green and not swimming in an inch of fat is just a crime
If I had the greens on my full English, it's getting sent right back 😂
cause you eat like a 10 yr old that weighs 200 pounds
@@allusiv no because a full English is a breakfast u spud, stick to ur dead pancakes
eat your veggies fatass
Yup..and bloody avocado?
What the?
Pallet of a toddler.
W E A K
“Not a proper full english without brown sauce” *proceeds to put spinach and avocado on plate*
And they make fun of American breakfasts 💀
"Mmmm bacon.." AMEN to that sister!!!😂😂
WHERE'S THE TEEEEEEEEEEA!
-The most calm English person
As an English person I support this message
IT'S A QUESTION MARK NOT AN EXCLAMATION POINNNNNNNT!
-Your third grade English teacher probably
@@fishingwithleif
The English wasn't asking
@@cristsan4171 😂
or dogshit instant coffee like most tradies would have
I can't tell if he was excited to make this food or dying on the inside.
The most and the only unbelievable part of his video I find is his wife knowing all the time what exactly she wants to eat, every single time, without fail!!!
As an English man I would like to formally accept this declaration of war!
I second that lol where,s the black pudding bubble and squeak and fried bread
I would like to join this war please as this "full English breakfast" just hurt my soul
Nah, wheres the hashbrown
Hash browns On a full English …heathens of course it’s bubble
Thank you for your service
If someone cooks their bacon with water I am serving their head on a silver platter
Ots actually pretty common
It makes it cook slower and without needing your attention so you can do other stuff and it doesnt burn
@T0xic better cooking skills would make the water unnecessary.
@@petertortora6016 well Americans are dumb
@@t0xic661 You can also turn down the heat to make it cook slower.
She's cracking me up sporting those shades while eating breakfast 🤣🤣
Cos he gave her a black eye duh
@@SovereignElite97 bro what?
Missing the french toast and the mushrooms.
Full English : Sausages, Black Pudding, Bacon, Mushrooms, Baked beans (Heinz preferable), Eggs (usually fried), Tomatoes (fresh or canned), Hash brown, Fried bread, Bread and butter, Brown sauce.
The only drink to accompany the meal is Tea with milk (the regular black variety, eg PG tips or Yorkshire).
Any departure from these core ingredients is to be considered as an imitation!
Also the bacon needs to be back bacon, not streaky
@@Emmet_Moore Yep 👍
Take the hash brown off replace with chips then it's perfect.
@davidchase4074 no that's an all day breakfast
5000 calories on a plate lol
Where's the mushrooms? And what's the green stuff doing in an English Breakfast!!! (Although some green Welsh laverbread would be a tasty addition.)
I guess she doesnt like mushrooms:D
@@zsolthorvath3732 That's excusable, salad on a fry up still isn't whether you like mushrooms or not
**drops cuppa and eye twitches in English**
I have never heard someone say cuppa unironically in the UK before
also having nervous convulsions
Also shocked in Irish.
@@Toebor-sz2lv as a northerner I say it often lol
Why is there green shit on that full English lol 😂
BABE’S SUNGLASSES ARE EVERYTHING 😩😩😩
Hangover
Ikr😂😂😂😂 savage wife 😂
May be she's Blind...
@@hmf3500 my guy pulling out claims out of thin air
Nah the food is EVERYTHING