Wings might keep you from accidentally falling to your death, allegedly. But strike gum can bring you the clarity and alertness to help avoid those "allegedly" accidental falls.
I usually skip over your actual ad read, but I always stay for your segues to it! Hilarious and over the top! Excellent work, I often do feel like I am trying to prevent nickel producers from fleeing me!
Guess who just happened to find the body? One of the Russian FSB walking his dog just happened to be walking past at that exact time and found the body! I'm not even joking it's for real.
I'd like to read the account in the press, or the NATO intelligence report, or in Mad magazine, or wherever this gets printed: "And suddenly comrades, I walking my dog, Lenin, and body from NOWHERE thud to ground in front of us! "
@@stefansikora5183 “No, that was Perkins.” “It was Shoigu.” “Perkins.” Another body falls. “THAT was Shoigu.” “Who’s next?” “Wanna make it interesting?”
@@hypsyzygy506 yes. I was just riffing off @stefansikora5183’s comment, which is a Monty Python skit. Hilarious albeit morbid. I loved their “corporate executive” characters.
Hey from Canada. Thanks for these reports Paul and all your hard work. The one guy that needs to fly hasn't been shown the moon door yet. We can only hope.
I’m always thankful to live in a free and open society where we can censor words that are part of a story and required to convey the story. Sarcasm off, does anyone else think this limitation on freedom of speech is at all disturbing?
the government isn't censoring words [like is often the case when free speech is in question] a private company is moderating it's content, which it has every right to do.
This reminds me of the time when Pepsico had the 7th biggest navy in THE WORLD!!! The Russians fell behind on paying for the soda so they got paid in submarines and some surface ships. A Swedish braker yard ended up buying them for scrap.
What's weird is there was a barter agreement where Pepsico was supposed to be paid/bartered in Stolichnaya Vodka, with Pepsi acting as the de facto distributor for Stoly. The problem was that Russians like Pepsi more than Americans liked vodka. So the "trade deficit" was what pushed Pepsico briefly into becoming an arms dealer.
All Russian leaders are paranoid, but here's the awful truth as I see it: the reason tyrannies like Iran, Nortyh Korea and Russia haven't fallen long ago, is because of the rise of the all-seeing monolithic surveillance state. And advancements in same -
On paper maybe. Behind closed doors, kleptocracies rarely produce good efficient companies. The incentive structure is just not there. Good thing you got out when you did.
@@drewmalesky9869 They paid me sizable cash dividends in USD regularly as well as good capital gains, so it was not just "on paper". I actually made good money with them. The stock price crashed as soon as the full-scale invasion started, so I got out when the getting was good.
@@drewmalesky9869 They paid me cash dividends in USD regularly, and good capital gains too, so it was not just "on paper". Nickel is a very strategic industrial metal, and so rare that is has been used to make currency. Norlisk was actually creating value for its investors. The stock price tanked as soon as the full-scale invasion started. I got out when the getting was good.
You know, you can only have your top officials fall out of so many windows before people start getting suspicious, because what if one of them 'did' fall out of a window, on accident, who's going to believe you? Total 'boy who cried wolf' situation right there.
Hey oligarch, the problem with being a bad CEO or an oligarch is that those golden parachutes are valuable things to have, just not "you've been thrown out of a five story window" sort of valuable. When the big man -in the Kremlin- up top decides it's your turn to remind people that -he- gravity is undefeated..... well ask Icarus or Newton and you'll get more or less the same answer. Better ask fast though because you'll be surprised how little time it take to fall five stories....Oh wait, it's about the amount time it took to read this. Sorry dude times up. Next!
@@Gorboduc There is less to orcbot about then 'warupdates'. They can always lie and lie some more when it comes to losses, but it's hard to lie about how people feel. I would suggest to people to watch 1420 by Danill Orain, it's wholesome to see real Russians oppose the ideas of putler.
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Hi (Hi!) We're your Freedom Girls (Ah-huh) And have no fake news for you (You better listen) Get ready, all you scared babushkas And leave those ushankas at home (Alright!) Casualities're rising (mmm rising) Ammunition's getting low (How low, g?) (uh-oh) According to all sources (What sources, now?) The grave's the place to go (We'd better hurry up) Cause tonight for the tenth time Just about all the time Like all the times in history It's continuing raining orcs! (Start raining orcs) It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get Absolutely soaking RED! It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Every specimen! Meth, crack, drunk and lean Hash and smack and dope and speed God bless Mother Nature, she's a witch of Bucha too She took off to nether and she did what she had to do She taught every devil and rekindled the fire So that each and every demon could find the perfect prey It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! I feel artillery moving in About to begin (about to begin) Hear (hear) the (the) thun (thun) der (der) You (you) will (will) lose (lose) your (your) head! Rip off the roof and go to hell (Rip off the roof and go to hell!) God bless Mother Nature, she's a witch of Bucha, too She took off to nether and she did what she had to do She taught every devil; she rekindled the fire So that each and every demon could find the perfect prey It's raining orcs! Yeah! Casualities rising (casualities rising) Ammunition getting low (It's getting low low low low) According to all sources (According to all sources) The grave's the place to go 'Cause tonight for the tenth time Just about all the time Like all the times in history It's continuing raining orcs! It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! (Meth, crack, drunk and lean) (Hash and smack and dope and speed) She taught every devil She rearranged the fire Hallelujah!
Hi (Hi!) We're your Freedom Girls (Ah-huh) And have no f*** news for you (You better listen) Get ready, all you scared babushkas And leave those ushankas at home (Alright!) Casualities're rising (mmm rising) Ammunition's getting low (How low, g?) (uh-oh) According to all sources (What sources, now?) The grave's the place to go (We'd better hurry up) Cause tonight for the tenth time Just about all the time Like all the times in history It's continuing raining orcs! (Start raining orcs) It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get Absolutely soaking RED! It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Every specimen! Meth, crack, drunk and lean Hash and smack and dope and speed God bless Mother Nature, she's a witch of Bucha too She took off to nether and she did what she had to do She taught every devil and rekindled the fire So that each and every demon could find the perfect prey It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! I feel artillery moving in About to begin (about to begin) Hear (hear) the (the) thun (thun) der (der) You (you) will (will) lose (lose) your (your) head! Rip off the roof and go to hell (Rip off the roof and go to hell!) God bless Mother Nature, she's a witch of Bucha, too She took off to nether and she did what she had to do She taught every devil; she rekindled the fire So that each and every demon could find the perfect prey It's raining orcs! Yeah! Casualities rising (casualities rising) Ammunition getting low (It's getting low low low low) According to all sources (According to all sources) The grave's the place to go 'Cause tonight for the tenth time Just about all the time Like all the times in history It's continuing raining orcs! It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! It's raining orcs! Hallelujah! It's raining orcs! Amen! (Meth, crack, drunk and lean) (Hash and smack and dope and speed) She taught every devil She rearranged the fire Hallelujah!
"A bad day in Russia" is a good day for us. Thanks for covering this interesting, related topic. I like these background, semi side issues about the conflict overall.
When you have to show someone the outside of their window to send a message to someone else, the message is clear: The sender should be the next one to get to admire the view from the other side of the window.
Solid content ! Each episode is done really well . This type of information has not been avialible to interested public until now . A real shooting war in eastetn europe . NATO a living breathing and unifying entity . Democracy of information and disciplined analysis worthy of my media budget .
right, um, ahh, right, um aaahh, right, um ah, yes I know it is difficult to compose while thinking about a topic. one hour of preparation will yield very good results.
Great episode. I especially loved the segue from Putin to strike gum. " If you feel like you just cannot get it done- like Putin trying to keep russian companies in russia- you may not need to throw people out the window if you have Strike gum." 🤣😂
In beating around the bush for forbidden verbiage, Shakespeare usually can help. Try “shuffle off this mortal coil.” I am sure there are more, but my Shakespeare class was in the early 1970s, so it’s a bit fuzzy by now.
Authoritarians are all fun and games when you want a pretty subway station, but taking ownership when things go wring is more likely to get supporters long falls.
Crush Even Your Bad Day with strikegum.com/
Just like old men from Ukro..
Wings might keep you from accidentally falling to your death, allegedly. But strike gum can bring you the clarity and alertness to help avoid those "allegedly" accidental falls.
Sadly he was tuff russian.... fell out window three times to his accidental demise.🙃
I usually skip over your actual ad read, but I always stay for your segues to it! Hilarious and over the top! Excellent work, I often do feel like I am trying to prevent nickel producers from fleeing me!
Zelensky needs your help recruiting 18 yrs old boy to protect his regime, we need your UA-cam
Why do Russians prefer Apple computers?
No Windows.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 well done sir 👏
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only thing that's working in russia is gravity
when you drink vodka you fly, no gravity
Have you seen rusian dashcams? That's DEBATEABLE.
😂Thanks.
That's quite heavy statement.................
@@johncunningham4820 😂
Sounds like some of Putin's inner circle are getting sharp reminders of the gravity of the situation.
Nice pun😅
Well done!
I owe you a beer
Wish I'd thought of that one!
@@paulhunt9961 Missed your window of opportunity? There's always Russian politics, they open frequently there.
New saying should be,
"flies are dropping like russians"!
Haha
LOL
Genius! I'm gonna implement it in my daily usage....
What's the difference between a bird and a top Russian official?
Birds can fly.
Like it 😄
Keeping his political opponents grounded.
Well done!
Even many allies, actually, it seems.
@@bearcubdaycare; Allies that dared bring up REALITY! Putin was not in the mood, apparently !
That comment is in bad taste, but I mustn't jump to conclusions.
Russia: 0 days since last window accident.
Guess who just happened to find the body?
One of the Russian FSB walking his dog just happened to be walking past at that exact time and found the body!
I'm not even joking it's for real.
How convenient your dog just needed to take a shit
I am sure he was chuckling to himself and singing "another one bites the dust".
I'd like to read the account in the press, or the NATO intelligence report, or in Mad magazine, or wherever this gets printed: "And suddenly comrades, I walking my dog, Lenin, and body from NOWHERE thud to ground in front of us! "
How convenient!
No doubt immediately securing the area round the body as a "scene of crime".
So lucky the guy didnt land on him
So many windows, so few oligarchs...
“Window related accidents” 😂
They're not even trying anymore 😂😂
Chronic defenestration
Real life Blue Screen of D____.
Special window related accidents.
Should contact Support at Microsoft for Windows related stuff
Falling out of windows is the second leading cause of death in Russia, after alcoholism
How about alcoholics falling out of windows?
@@paulietv2162 kind of redundant. Have you ever met a Russian who wasn't an alcoholic?
@@megaherd619 Fortunately I've always avoided meeting Russians
@@megaherd619I think it’s spelled “Nyt “. Meaning no.
This is why I call bs when someone says “sanctions don’t even affect Russia”.
Staff: "General", "Putin is waiting for you in the conference room"
Gen:"Which one?"
Staff: "The one on the 8th floor"
Gen: "Shit!"
"Who was that going past the window ?" "Oh that was Shoigu" "....must be a board meeting"
@@stefansikora5183
“No, that was Perkins.”
“It was Shoigu.”
“Perkins.”
Another body falls.
“THAT was Shoigu.”
“Who’s next?”
“Wanna make it interesting?”
@@davidm.2141
Didn't Monty Python do that?
@@hypsyzygy506 yes. I was just riffing off @stefansikora5183’s comment, which is a Monty Python skit. Hilarious albeit morbid. I loved their “corporate executive” characters.
It never cease to be funny how Paul tries to figure out ways to weave the need for caffeine into the story. Great job Paul!
North Korean troops in Ukraine are in such terrible physical condition, even emergency airlifts of Strike Gum are useless!
So fake with the bodybuilder label. A little over the top,no?
"It's rainin' men, halleluiah!"
Hey from Canada. Thanks for these reports Paul and all your hard work. The one guy that needs to fly hasn't been shown the moon door yet. We can only hope.
the pilot who was killed with a hammer had carried out air strikes against civilian targets
"Multiple head injuries, probably caused by a hammer." Obviously, another suicide.
no no no... he had cancer, and used a hammer as treatment
Or his wife tried to kill a fly, with her trusty hammer, because she was afraid her sickle would cut him.
Thanks for investigating the details!
Defenestration seems to be a popular pass time in Russia.
It's up there with drinking.
Us: What floor was the window?
Putin: Ground floor.
Us: Ohhhh... Kaay!
These moving pavements are out of control.
@@michaelstevens3479And the smoking accidents!
Yes, assisted with *Nine Grams.* (mentioned by Solzhenitsyn in “Gulag Archipelago.”)
Another Russian learns how to fly.
...dried!😬
There comes a time in every Russian's life they feel an instinctive and spontaneous NEED to test gravity, and considering Russian dashcam footage...
Bouncing isn't flying....
Landings are still an issue…
Flying is easy enough. It's the landing they always get wrong! 🤣
These attempts of shoehorning his product into all of these vids is getting meme-level epic now. 😂 keep it up Paul!
even basement windows are dangerous in russia
Sudden Sidewalk Impact Syndrome (SSIS) is common in that region...
"See you in the FALL comrade! Have a nice... TRIP?!"
Gotta try to remember this one. 😏
@@NightMystique13 it is not the fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop...
No, comrade, we do not have an open door policy for complaints. But we do have an open window policy😮
I’m always thankful to live in a free and open society where we can censor words that are part of a story and required to convey the story. Sarcasm off, does anyone else think this limitation on freedom of speech is at all disturbing?
the government isn't censoring words [like is often the case when free speech is in question] a private company is moderating it's content, which it has every right to do.
Window shopping in Russia is the RAGE
outside
The landing is a bitch
SLAVA ukraine! HEROIAM SLAVA! 🇺🇦🇺🇦
This reminds me of the time when Pepsico had the 7th biggest navy in THE WORLD!!! The Russians fell behind on paying for the soda so they got paid in submarines and some surface ships. A Swedish braker yard ended up buying them for scrap.
What's weird is there was a barter agreement where Pepsico was supposed to be paid/bartered in Stolichnaya Vodka, with Pepsi acting as the de facto distributor for Stoly. The problem was that Russians like Pepsi more than Americans liked vodka. So the "trade deficit" was what pushed Pepsico briefly into becoming an arms dealer.
revolt growing against putler and his destructive gang ?
Hopefully. But it’s not over until Odette sings…..
He's been a dictator for 24 years. All the Russians who would've stood up to him have been imprisoned, banished, or wacked.
All Russian leaders are paranoid, but here's the awful truth as I see it: the reason tyrannies like Iran, Nortyh Korea and Russia haven't fallen long ago, is because of the rise of the all-seeing monolithic surveillance state. And advancements in same -
I doubt it tbh wishful thinking
@@alastairbrewster4274 looooots of open windows
Censorships' a bitch. I've been suspended for 24 hrs on 3 occasions for cyber bullying. And they call us lefty's snowflakes. HAHAHA! 🇺🇸🌊💙🙏
Well if you insult people online but never to their face then you are a snowflake
Thanks P
Ukraine got this!
👏🙏👍🇺🇦💪🤞
The gravity of the situation... but just plain assisted gravity 😂😂😂
gravity
weakest force
greatest affect
in russia
Note to self: Always get a ground floor room at Russian hotels.
In Russia, ground finds you!
Russia has the most aggressive windows in the world.
If you feel you're getting pushed out of a window don't grow wings with red bull.
Instead buy Strike Gum and make impact :D
I don't know if that's the best sales slogan for his gum😂
I was an investor in Norlisk and got my money out days before the full-scale invasion when I could still get out. It was a good company back then.
On paper maybe. Behind closed doors, kleptocracies rarely produce good efficient companies. The incentive structure is just not there. Good thing you got out when you did.
Nor-rilsk…
That's kind of amazing gordonspears -
@@drewmalesky9869 They paid me sizable cash dividends in USD regularly as well as good capital gains, so it was not just "on paper". I actually made good money with them. The stock price crashed as soon as the full-scale invasion started, so I got out when the getting was good.
@@drewmalesky9869 They paid me cash dividends in USD regularly, and good capital gains too, so it was not just "on paper". Nickel is a very strategic industrial metal, and so rare that is has been used to make currency. Norlisk was actually creating value for its investors. The stock price tanked as soon as the full-scale invasion started. I got out when the getting was good.
You know, you can only have your top officials fall out of so many windows before people start getting suspicious, because what if one of them 'did' fall out of a window, on accident, who's going to believe you? Total 'boy who cried wolf' situation right there.
That would imply the truth gets spoken in Russia occasionally... and I'm pretty sure we're safe from that
The whole point is that people know they were murdered, and hence they know what happens when they oppose the regime.
Sure it has become a cliche, but so is "death by helicopter" in Africa.
New advertisement idea "Having problems with windows? Switch to apple today!"
it is such a meme... unbelievable that it's still happening today people in top positions randomly drop out of windows.
At least it was only him, and not his entire family as has happened with other oligarch and oligarch adjacents.
higher you go
greater the fall
sorry
stop at the end
Selfstinguish?
To selfstinguish oneself, to 'put yourself out'
Works for me!
Meat suit extraction.
I imagine these are the ones who want to stop the war and are being purged
Obviously so and I remember oleg deripaka got in trouble. He had to ”sell” a hotel or similar.
Good.
If only these Oligarchs could forget how to fall! :)
"It's not the falling that gets you, it's the deceleration trauma"
Russian oligarchs …could remove Putin… put enough money on a hit…. RIP PUTIN! They have have to do it soon!
Sudden Adult Impact Syndrome.
A chronic widespread elitist defenestration phenomenon?!?!?
lol 😂
Good analysis. I support your thinking, it is very good. Keep it up and I will follow you.
Hey oligarch, the problem with being a bad CEO or an oligarch is that those golden parachutes are valuable things to have, just not "you've been thrown out of a five story window" sort of valuable. When the big man -in the Kremlin- up top decides it's your turn to remind people that -he- gravity is undefeated..... well ask Icarus or Newton and you'll get more or less the same answer. Better ask fast though because you'll be surprised how little time it take to fall five stories....Oh wait, it's about the amount time it took to read this. Sorry dude times up. Next!
Wow, this has hurt a lot of orc feelings. Why I know? The comment section is only slightly infested with orcbots!
Maybe they're not allowed to watch the spicy videos like this one.
@@Gorboduc There is less to orcbot about then 'warupdates'. They can always lie and lie some more when it comes to losses, but it's hard to lie about how people feel.
I would suggest to people to watch 1420 by Danill Orain, it's wholesome to see real Russians oppose the ideas of putler.
They are using apple... not Windows
An old joke punchline was - "he wouldn't eat his mushroom soup".
"Money makes the world go 'round. the world go 'round"... spot on analysis of the financial implications 🙂
IT'S RAINING ORCS
HALLELUYA
IT'S RAINING ORCS
AMEN!
Hi (Hi!) We're your Freedom Girls (Ah-huh)
And have no fake news for you (You better listen)
Get ready, all you scared babushkas
And leave those ushankas at home (Alright!)
Casualities're rising (mmm rising)
Ammunition's getting low (How low, g?) (uh-oh)
According to all sources (What sources, now?)
The grave's the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
Cause tonight for the tenth time
Just about all the time
Like all the times in history
It's continuing raining orcs! (Start raining orcs)
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking RED!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Every specimen!
Meth, crack, drunk and lean
Hash and smack and dope and speed
God bless Mother Nature, she's a witch of Bucha too
She took off to nether and she did what she had to do
She taught every devil and rekindled the fire
So that each and every demon could find
the perfect prey
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
I feel artillery moving in
About to begin (about to begin)
Hear (hear) the (the) thun (thun) der (der)
You (you) will (will) lose (lose) your (your) head!
Rip off the roof and go to hell
(Rip off the roof and go to hell!)
God bless Mother Nature, she's a witch of Bucha, too
She took off to nether and she did what she had to do
She taught every devil; she rekindled the fire
So that each and every demon could find the perfect prey
It's raining orcs! Yeah!
Casualities rising (casualities rising)
Ammunition getting low (It's getting low low low low)
According to all sources (According to all sources)
The grave's the place to go
'Cause tonight for the tenth time
Just about all the time
Like all the times in history
It's continuing raining orcs!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
(Meth, crack, drunk and lean)
(Hash and smack and dope and speed)
She taught every devil
She rearranged the fire
Hallelujah!
Hi (Hi!) We're your Freedom Girls (Ah-huh)
And have no fake news for you (You better listen)
Get ready, all you scared babushkas
And leave those ushankas at home (Alright!)
Casualities're rising (mmm rising)
Ammunition's getting low (How low, g?) (uh-oh)
According to all sources (What sources, now?)
The grave's the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
Cause tonight for the tenth time
Just about all the time
Like all the times in history
It's continuing raining orcs! (Start raining orcs)
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking RED!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Every specimen!
Meth, crack, drunk and lean
Hash and smack and dope and speed
God bless Mother Nature, she's a witch of Bucha too
She took off to nether and she did what she had to do
She taught every devil and rekindled the fire
So that each and every demon could find
the perfect prey
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
I feel artillery moving in
About to begin (about to begin)
Hear (hear) the (the) thun (thun) der (der)
You (you) will (will) lose (lose) your (your) head!
Rip off the roof and go to hell
(Rip off the roof and go to hell!)
God bless Mother Nature, she's a witch of Bucha, too
She took off to nether and she did what she had to do
She taught every devil; she rekindled the fire
So that each and every demon could find the perfect prey
It's raining orcs! Yeah!
Casualities rising (casualities rising)
Ammunition getting low (It's getting low low low low)
According to all sources (According to all sources)
The grave's the place to go
'Cause tonight for the tenth time
Just about all the time
Like all the times in history
It's continuing raining orcs!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
(Meth, crack, drunk and lean)
(Hash and smack and dope and speed)
She taught every devil
She rearranged the fire
Hallelujah!
Hi (Hi!) We're your Freedom Girls (Ah-huh)
And have no f*** news for you (You better listen)
Get ready, all you scared babushkas
And leave those ushankas at home (Alright!)
Casualities're rising (mmm rising)
Ammunition's getting low (How low, g?) (uh-oh)
According to all sources (What sources, now?)
The grave's the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
Cause tonight for the tenth time
Just about all the time
Like all the times in history
It's continuing raining orcs! (Start raining orcs)
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking RED!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Every specimen!
Meth, crack, drunk and lean
Hash and smack and dope and speed
God bless Mother Nature, she's a witch of Bucha too
She took off to nether and she did what she had to do
She taught every devil and rekindled the fire
So that each and every demon could find
the perfect prey
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
I feel artillery moving in
About to begin (about to begin)
Hear (hear) the (the) thun (thun) der (der)
You (you) will (will) lose (lose) your (your) head!
Rip off the roof and go to hell
(Rip off the roof and go to hell!)
God bless Mother Nature, she's a witch of Bucha, too
She took off to nether and she did what she had to do
She taught every devil; she rekindled the fire
So that each and every demon could find the perfect prey
It's raining orcs! Yeah!
Casualities rising (casualities rising)
Ammunition getting low (It's getting low low low low)
According to all sources (According to all sources)
The grave's the place to go
'Cause tonight for the tenth time
Just about all the time
Like all the times in history
It's continuing raining orcs!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
It's raining orcs! Hallelujah!
It's raining orcs! Amen!
(Meth, crack, drunk and lean)
(Hash and smack and dope and speed)
She taught every devil
She rearranged the fire
Hallelujah!
Very intesseting. Thanks Paul, you go deep!
Windows , hammers, Home Dictator depot and the construction of our discontent
"A bad day in Russia" is a good day for us. Thanks for covering this interesting, related topic. I like these background, semi side issues about the conflict overall.
So many open windows. So many slippery floors.
An excellent update. Good thoughts and info.
Thank you.
You’re so creative at promoting your gum 😂😂😂😂!
Strike Gum works wonders, loyal customer.
Must be a Tom Petty death … learning to fly but I ain’t got wings 🤣🤣🤣
Putin "we are all going down with the ship"
“All of you guys first!”
"He appears to have taken a psychoactive substance, and then he believed he could fly."
In other news: Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenko has threatened Moscow with war, if Russia tries to annex his country.
@@AGS363 🤏🧠 if you really believe that.
@@rexelmeraveles6418 Do the world a favour and unsubscribe from live. You have nothing good to offer.
They could've quite easily been taken out by the Ukrainians too.
Your story angles are alway alway always excellent!
Thank you!
I wonder if the censors know defenestration?
Was thinking that too...
It would seam like people would take these threats serious and possibly act first. How ever they can manage that.
That senior pilot must have been out picking apples, when someone shook the tree.
Thanks, Paul !!!
And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why I live in a ground floor aparoahwoahWWWAAAAHHHH.....
News with the windows? 😁 The illness is called putlerius...
I love that opening line.
When you have to show someone the outside of their window to send a message to someone else, the message is clear: The sender should be the next one to get to admire the view from the other side of the window.
Offing leadership in Russia will destroy Russian economy.
Poopin is a malignant force of destruction.
Maybe it’s part of their economic recovery plan. Rescheduled management!
Already has a great start
@@raybod1775 that assumes they were competintant at their job and not just a chosen corruption buddy?
Pretty sure they're doing a fine job of that themselves
Solid content ! Each episode is done really well . This type of information has not been avialible to interested public until now . A real shooting war in eastetn europe . NATO a living breathing and unifying entity . Democracy of information and disciplined analysis worthy of my media budget .
When he spoke out I called it... The windows in Morther Russia are lethal.
Get yourself checked now for gravity allergies.
Good morning, great news
It's called, taking the sky elevator.
Bluetooth model
You always do a great job!
Te most eliminated things are your hairs ! Ball head , bunk head !
Why do you have loose them ?
The great fear of fight ? 😂😂😂
You know they have window guards to prevent children from
Falling out of windows, maybe these oligarchs should have them installed
Thanks.
Are we supposed to feel empathy for these orcs?
I find it hilariously wholesome each time I hear off an orc now turned fertilizer
That is absolutely hilarious man go Ron
It’s not just the window that’s the same. I usually see the cancer story used as well to explain the defenestrated.
right, um, ahh, right, um aaahh, right, um ah, yes I know it is difficult to compose while thinking about a topic. one hour of preparation will yield very good results.
Air commander entered the Angry Orchard, shoulda had some strike gum.
you should use phrases like "learning to fly" when somebody falls out.
More of a "failure to learn to fly," but I see your point. 😂
@@markmathisen3908 "Failed their first flying lesson"?
NICE STRIKE SEGWAY!! LOL ... Honestly... this is one of the funnies parts of your channel. Thanks brother!
Great episode. I especially loved the segue from Putin to strike gum. " If you feel like you just cannot get it done- like Putin trying to keep russian companies in russia- you may not need to throw people out the window if you have Strike gum." 🤣😂
...and in other news, captured North Koreans are in such poor physical shape, not even emergency airlifts of Strike Gum have any effect !
@@robertmaybeth3434 😆
In Florida, we install hurricane-proof windows. I am not sure if they have been tested for oligarch-impact.
Thank you
They're just leaning into the meme at this point with the windows . Like there's no way that this just keeps happening 😂😂
In beating around the bush for forbidden verbiage, Shakespeare usually can help. Try “shuffle off this mortal coil.” I am sure there are more, but my Shakespeare class was in the early 1970s, so it’s a bit fuzzy by now.
Pushing up daisies, or the German translation, to "bite the grass".
I be on permanent vacation in Monaco as I would never enter a building in Russia.
Putin will have you thrown out a Monaco window.
Great Strike Gum segue!
Some people use pigeons to send messages. Putin sends directors flying to make sure the message is not ignored.
Authoritarians are all fun and games when you want a pretty subway station, but taking ownership when things go wring is more likely to get supporters long falls.
Normal world:
Eyes are the window to the soul
Putin:
Windows are the transition to the soul
"Defenestration" should be a safe description.