Inputting Body Modification Signups | ASMR
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2019
- Corvus D. Clemmons, chief resident Plague Doctor at Arkham Sanitarium, accesses the facility's state-of-the-art computer system to input some of the patient signups for the body modification procedure to take place in the near future.
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ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc. - Розваги
if anyone ever tried to rob him, they’d probably just leave once they found all his masks and weird props. a foolproof security plan.
Big brain
Yeah, this is big brain time
They'd better hope to god they didn't steal Corvus' leather gloves.
@@noname-xg1es we dont want another 911
@@bat6353 As I recall, the last break-in he had, ended with him tapping a NERF gun bullet and scraped a spoon on a wooden bowl. Best sleep I ever had in someone else's home
Therapist: Corvus without gloves can't hurt you, he isn't real.
Corvus without gloves:
This is actually Corvus only wearing a lab coat, the rest is his actual flesh
450
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
XD
@@craigbainton4173 ooooo kinky
Does anyone else find it easy to forget that he's American? He's super good at maintaining the accent
My new eye doctor is German and he gave me some serious old-school Corvus vibes. His voice wasn’t quite as heavy or low as Corvus’s has become, but it still gave me chills when he first spoke to me. Plus he’s super nice and good humored-and a little hard of hearing-so I like to think I have an actual Corvus in my life.
Morgan Gobin have you requested a “beaking” from Herr Doctor yet?
With alot of practice you can maintain an accent for as long as you wish. Im american and i can maintain a british accent as well as a black panther one, arnold one, mexican cartel one, russian etc. Point is just practice consistently and you'll be able to memorize the vocal pitch etc.
Never even thought about Nationally or care, he has an amazing ability to immerse me into his Arkham world characters...
Practice my guy I do accents all the time
this isn’t ER. this is Corvus. they are definitely separate entities
like multiple personalities...
@@americanengineerjacobe_8807
I honestly wonder if ER actually has multiple personalities.
Everuthing supports this...
Wrong
“No this is Patrick”
Me: :(
Corvus:
Me: :)
@U N I T 8040 I agree to your Yes
FoUr eYEs
Cool Guy Syndrome
Me: man I’m tired
Corvus: _(• > •)_
Corvus: :^
@U N I T 8040 hey mate I'm curious, why is your name "U N I T 8040"?
aah..finally. my precious birb
*birb doktor*
@@npne1253 the second word is actually spelt that way in russian
@@notsocrazytank707 lol
@@npne1253 as a Ukrainian, I confirm this statement
Birb
can we just appreciate the fact that he has 3 of those masks
Oh shit, he does.
DomseArts I have two of them. Not quite as epic, unfortunately.
Those masks belong to the other plague doctors
didn't notice till you said something XD
Well over time his masks get damaged...but he can't part with them too many memories ya know?
Breaks curfew for the 15,000th time,
Literally any of the staff: We’ll let it slide for now.
Me: *deliberately breaks curfew for the 15 000th time so so I get buried in Margaret's garden*
Literally all the staff: I'll let it slide.
Me: ;_;
Just wait until he releases a video of the Arkham Sanitarium detention center where we get caught by the Professor. We get visited by various members of the staff while we wait out our sentence.
@@supersonic20091 I think you can just arrange an appointment to get buried without having to get in trouble first
Is good
@@supersonic20091 Except for the professor who just surgically implants more body parts, and experiments.
I think it's because they enjoy their work so much, at one point in this video he says it's ok to fall asleep and he'll take you back to your room....or his examination room and at the start he says he'll make sure to take care of the security camera footage, gonna end up as a new twisted experiment he's been wanting to try.
0:58 the skin clock thing always gets me
There’s something about Corvus that’s so soothing and calming. Like, in this video I could see myself curling up on his sofa in his office and listen to him ramble and talk. Like, most of his videos are just so soothing for me and make me feel at ease?
Anyway I’ve tried getting through this video almost five times and I fall asleep halfway through so thank you for this character and his videos! They really help me!
Lol, just get a blanket and pillow go to his office and have him speak smart stuff I wouldn't understand but do it anyway because of how nice his voice is while snuggling my stuffed rabbit
I trust Corvus more than I trust the therapist I've been seeing for 5 years
Psychotherapist? If yes, lets talk about it oki doki?
Lol facts
Honestly same
Wow that’s like the therapist I have now that I would take Corvus over the one that I have now
Give E.R. an award. His acting and playing all the characters is genius, especially Corvus!! I honestly love Corvus so much, he's done so well! A bow to the UA-cam asmr acting king, *Uncle E.*
He is a pro actor of the asmr community
@@phazebeast7373 YES
My favorite's Margaret. She's so creepily relaxing.
@@chrish5053 she's amazing!
@disco deacy OMG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC
He said I'm his special patient but he doesn't remember my patient number :'(
It’s because he knows us by name instead
@@jjaayy3063 That is really wholesome, thank you.
Or name. He is always making that joke in his videos. He will say we are his favorite patient, then ask us our name.
@@chrisledbetter9278 hes just being nice and making sure you didnt change your name since the last time he was you, he wouldnt want to call you by a deadname or anything
28:33 THE REFLECTION MADE IT LOOK LIKE THE MASK WAS BLINKING I WAS FREAKING OUT HAHAHA
I am dead
Bruh that terrified me hcsdghj
Oh damn wtf lmao
J Melara ✝️
The power of Christ Corvus
I legit can't even picture E. Rift's face talking with that accent, that's how well he is doing this, always impressed by this dude 👍
WTC IKR
That must be why he wears the mask!
A bit creepy but still very impressive
@@mortuusponduus7879 cool
Well, guess you could now
Imagine how much time the people in this facility spend sleeping. I bet they are awake a max of 4 hours a day.
I'm down for that.
Well, what is an hour and what is a day? You may feel like you've slept for an eternity, while barely a minute had lasted. Or quite the opposite. Time is a tricky mistress, especially when it comes to rifts. You need to be wary of staying on the road, for stepping aside, diving or rising may just make things that much different
8:59(Remembers SCP 0-49, but knows this is Corvus D. Clemmons) *insert Twilight Zone music*
Maybe it was just Corvus cosplaying/roleplaying as SCP-049?
Or maybe it a nod to the government telling people that birds are real but are just people.....
Or a crazy guy..... that works too
*forgets the intro* godammit.
"Let me see what time it is."
*proceeds to watch his wrist in an awkward silence*
Ah i see
Ye
I really wish he just said, "Ah. I see. I don't own a vatch."
I've heard a quarter past freckle is the time after curfew
All might........?!
I can finally become a real cat! :0 all these years of being a meme have payed off!
Someone on my discord has your exact profile picture and I got confused.
happy cat ceiling cat is better
@@thee20thdoctor18 That's ok! ^w^ Everyone has their own opinion!
Glad you’re happy cat
I’m allergic so if I became a cat would I have an allergic reaction to myself?
Hot damn, he read my ID first! I'm both surprised and grateful.
Patient 240191 is happy that her request has gone through and looks forward to being on the alteration table soon!
Basically the entire human population are patients
Maybe they’re not humans? Or maybe there’s more humans than we think and the Sanitarium is a government-approved method of population control? Or maybe they’re on a different planet designed to look like earth
Dennis Cowe Maybe the series and its characters represent the actual world, each with their respective jobs ( and monsters ), along with the entity which is felt by everyone. If the entire population are patients then arkham is society. Maybe this is all part of the imagination of one single patient ( the viewer ).
salah benali so basically the dream theory
WE LIVE IN A SIMULATION
This comment aged like fine wine
I'm now just waiting until the video where the good doctor hacks off my limbs to replace them with robot ones.
1st thing I don't think he has a operating table large enough for you oh great ancient one. 2nd thing umm how was it put wasn't it that anyone who sees you would go insane imidiatly, does this not apply to the Doktor himself
@@banesanchez2435 *You have given me much to consider.*
@@cthulhu5702
Also do you mean your legs and arms?
Or the wings?
Or the *shitfuckton* of tentacles you wear as a beard?
As for the table, Corvus has something for everything.
me: enters Top Secret Password Creations Password as patient number
-Rift- Corvus: You be Japin'?
Wait, so YOU'RE the other 8675309?! We have the same patient number!
@@MyLaundryStinks Nah nah I'm patient 773202. But on Sundays I'm patient number 60Ɛϛㄥ98.
Dr. Corvus: “No japing me. I don’t like that!”
Me, an expert japer: *SweatingJordanPeele.jpg*
wish I could upvote this twice because honestly same
He has that in common with 049
m
Why the hell does Jordan Peele keep coming up for me today? I haven't thought about him in forever, then suddenly, boom, he's everywhere.
He's got a spacebar!
Space
@@joaovazquez7757 Bar
Damn it you glorious bastard i won’t ever be able to get that song out of my head XD
Will Corvus be the one preforming the surgery? He’s the only doctor I don’t mind seeing on the regular 😁
Rift: these videos are made for relaxing only
Also rift: creates a giant connected universe with currently over 30 characters and intentionally puts lore hints in the videos
And is now making a video for relaxing featuring a pleague doctor mask wearing surgeon ready to modify your body parts
This is a highly underrated comment, my friend.
Its beautiful to see how much time and effort this man puts in his video’s.
It seems like he is very perfectionistic and smart
Woahhh! Tiler the crater is watching ephameral rift?!
Woah!! Tiler the crater is watching ephameral rift!?!
Elanacus he’s not the real one
@@trickerio yes! It says his name
@@trickerio that is your picture
Me: (just wants to enjoy corvus)
Ads: *DISCOVER AUDIBLE*
Jack Cryptid right
I work in retail, today I noticed that anytime I was stressed or anxious I clicked my tongue, was wondering why I was doing that ... that's when I remembered that I watched a video with Margaret in it the night before...
Edit: it actually helps calm me down but I must look mental to the customers 😂
Feel lucky. When I'm stressed I chew the shit out of my tongue.
Hi yes can I have a "going on a date with Corvus" ASMR?
Good, patient #0000667 has made it onto the list, thank you for your cooperation in turning me into a monster so horrifying, that they won't hunt me for sport anymore.
...your from a VERY fucked up timeline aren't ya bud?
Timothy Gilfillan I’m from one of the weirdest timelines. The Earth was frozen over, there’s only one known human female, and she’s a child. There are killer cat clocks at the edges of the galaxy that warp reality according to one’s desire. There is an all powerful crown that is basically the Infinity Gauntlet on steroids. There is a contest every year for who can do more damage to the planet with one punch. There are sentient wads of darkness floating around. And the strongest things in the universe are a fat penguin, a bat with it’s own flying battleship, a ball with a bandanna and a spear and a pink amoeba who can literally eat anything that threw me into an aforementioned kitty clock.
Based on this video, I'd say that all the patients of the sanitarium are monstrous experiments. This is a society with no shame or morals...
@@americanengineerjacobe_8807 0_o ...how are you alive?!
Marx Jester so Kirby?
nobody :
not a single soul :
ER : "N° 696969"
me : Nice
When
@@notsocrazytank707 My treasure ? If you want it, you can have it. Search for it! I left it all in that video !
Wow, where
Nice
@@Anonymouseyoutuber 6:47
I took typing class and business class in high school and I remember those tiny stands that stood in front of the typewriters. Flashbacks! Flashbacks!
Patient 8675309: exists
Corvus: *Peace was never an option*
That patient was trying to jape with him bc he did say he is an anti japes 😆😆😆😆
So Corvus is also an anti-japist? Say, Herr Doktor, are you familiar at all with a certain... Pestilence?
I always wondered what if the scp universe existed with this one
There is only one ailment in the world and that is the pestilence.
ALERT O5 COUNCIL NOW. 049 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. I REPEAT. WE HAVE A CONTAINMENT BREACH, 049.
Mobile Task Force Unit, Epsilon-11, designated, "Nine Tailed Fox”, has entered the facility. All remaining personnel are advised to proceed with standard evacuation protocols until an MTF squad reaches your destination.
NpNE there is check er’s blog.
8:58
*SCP-049 is that you?*
Glad to see Corvus again!
Haven't seen corvus for a while. Welcome back good friend
First Dave a few days ago and now Corvus. Very nice to see them again.
I woke up like 30 minutes ago. Go on UA-cam and find this. It’s bedtime again.
"Seagull vocal cords"
Ahh finally, I can achieve my dream of sitting on a streetlight and screaming at people outside of a KFC.
Please replace all of my extremities with slices of pizza
That just makes me think of that video about Space Station 13
corvus: *reading patient numbers*
“123456, 2521- oh shoot”
- Xterminator2 - “I understood that reference”
Seems that !!-!!!!!-!!-! is wary of Corvus
Me: *breaks curfew again
Corvus: You are my most special patient. Here, take this token from my personal armory. Can't have the staff think you're part of the common rabble now, can we? :)
It's amazing how you can make so many voices with each character
No matter what happenes, terrorists roam the area, civil war occuring, everyone in a miserable state.
*But Corvus never fails to brighten my day*
Goddamn, Uncle E hitting us with these videos each time we need ‘em.
You, sir, are the undisputed king of ASMR.
And to think, he’s gotten so far, and so renowned, without having to blow kisses or wear a low-cut blouse...
I mean I'd be ok with Margaret in a low cut blouse
I love videos like this where you just can't predict what you're going to say next--it could be anything. The anticipation/not knowing makes the ASMR that much better. And of course, it's the wonderful Doctor Clemmons, who always makes me feel like the most special patient in the sanitarium. Keyboard sounds just so happen to be one of my favorites, too! It's like this was made just for me. Thanks, ER.
So I wore a leather plague mask i made for about an hour, and what people dont realize is how
S W E L T E R I N G
It is inside those masks. Respect
Ooo, mantis shrimp eyes. That’s a lot of colors.
This character is perfect 😬😬
Yes, I love seeing the other masks in the back. Thank you.
Patient 2226 here,
Damn he nearly read my whole list. I feel honoured that i’ve been noticed by rift senpai :o
Yes can I have a new everything please, thanks
I would love a meeting with patient 69420... that would be lit!!!
Who else would love a "Corvus reading nice comments about himself" ASMR?
me
Please bring back plague doctor for COVID-19 roleplay ASMR
My hope exactly! :D
...still no fresh beakings? Us Arkham old timers need our treatment Dr. Corvus...the harvest works so well with a good beaking.
Hell yeah. Beaking was, in my very humble opinion, the doctor’s defining treatment concept 😷
This makes me want more SCP-049 vids
~oooh, my modification list :3
can't wait for my modifications Doctor Clemmons.
Btw can I make a request? We need another visit from Dr. Al Z Heimer he's hilarious and 1 of my favs! 💜💜💜
Thanks for the 💜 Paul I hope your doing well! I deleted my comment on your FB because you seen it here wasn't sure if ya would! Hope you and yours have a great weekend! btw I'm ordering a Margaret fitted tank to my P.O Box I hope u have some in stock!!! Pretty sweet you read your comments from your fans you seem like a stand up dude hope you get your King Diamond tickets too I've never seen him either! Cheers! XoXo 😍
Omg... I’m from Korea 🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷
I love your ASMR 🙋🏻♂️❤️
I’m a big fan 😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Besides from his good contents I just love his passion for ASMR.
When Corvus types, he hunts and pecks.
I imagine corvus having the head of a raven behind his plague doctor mask
I just woke up 2 minutes ago (really guys)
I guess it’s time to go to bed again...
Nitro Raptor 53 same lol
same thing here
Haha the same here too
Same here haha
M14497 he said he just woke up...........so he woke up at 5pm and now he sees this video so he’s gonna go back to sleep
E.R. Puts so much effort into it, that it makes me almost sorry, hope he enjoys doing it
Poor Corvus is so busy, he's really kind help us with our modifications. I really hope he can actually fix my wings and get my talons ready, but he's got so much work I almost felt bad asking
You're right though
@@RRTSMPlayz ye..
@@tabithathecat ye
Also I would imagine that rift make a video and that is "Helping Corvus to conduct body modifications ASMR" which where we (viewers) helping Corvus to put some extra body parts on patients just like the "Plague doctor's apprentice ASMR"
It's just my idea not by force
@@RRTSMPlayz Oh my god, this *needs* to exist! Like glueing/sewing things to toys and stuff
@@tabithathecat yes
must be quite the flex having a patient number under 1 million, let alone 10, out of almost a quintillion patients.
i fell asleep with autoplay on and ended up here
im happy autoplay has actually given me something good
So cool, plague doctors don't look that terrifying at all 😱😁👌💖 I hope you remembered to put some herbs inside the peek, like you are supposed to do.. 💚
He puts the beard inside. Probably soaked in herb concoction tho
Any video with a plague doctor in it
The SCP Foundation: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE
I love every time he starts as Corvus saying "Hello My Friend"
Don't you frukin DARE JAPE WITH ZE DOCTOR
Blinks
...049?
I want to see a full on conversation between Corvus and SCP-049.
"What's your wifi password"
My friend: 5:08
You’re showmanship and skill is beyond comprehension. Well done.
my friend had an idea they wanted to present to you; corvus go to the grocery store and steal all the food they throw away so he can give it to the people ASMR.
please get back to me (if you want)
Patient #001900824 would like to take the time to appreciate the fact that even Dr. Corvus does data entry at some point.
Just remember that, folks. If you ever feel down at your job, just remember that even a mysterious, masked, superhuman entity occasionally has to do data entry.
Ah yes. We will fall asleep as we input our modification requests. Lovely.
It would be a shame if..
Someone....
Fell asleep...
While...
Inputting...
Important....
Informations....
*SLAMS FACE ON KEYBOARD*
*What monstrosity will be created*
*Congrats! Your patient has evolved into an Eldritch abomination!*
I wonder what you typed
.......
Yoddydyfuvjvjvjcufydyfucjvjcjcjcucudydyfuc.yoda
I guess you have infused yoda with some one
I think you just become a shapeshifter at that point.
Still haven’t gotten my pair of angel wings but hopefully I’ll be flying high soon
YES FINALLY I'VE BEEN SO EXCITED FOR THIS VIDEO!
My man really just whispered tommy tutone to me. Sick
I love it when I see a notification I know I will have something awesome to watch when I get out of work to relax
Your video titled
A Brush With Death
Is still one of my very favorites.
Also, I’d like to take the time to appreciate your amazing voice acting, seriously. It’s absolutely amazing. I hope you keep up the fantastic work because I have yet to be disappointed.
I know this was a year ago, but for all this time I had no idea it was my modifications that were the very first one! That's wild! Thank you for making me feel even more a part of this community, I've been watching Uncle E since his Saltwater Taffy video.
As always you're an inspiration. You've Lovecraftian videos are so fun and creative 👍👍 Also, I have that exact same mask! Saw it on ebay and thought it looked super cool 😀😀😀 I'll have to get the other two now.
Ikr the masks are cool BTW CONGRATS FOR FINDING THE MASK
this is the first time I have seen corvus without his gloves. it looks a bit odd to me.
I was wondering what was off about this video until you said it, was driving me mad what it was until that point 😂
He seems like he's gotten a new pair of hands.
My favorite plague doctor comes back around on my birthday. What a gift!
Corvus is the best character.
Hello again Corvus, we haven't seen you in a while. Good to see you good friend.
Thanks for the Heart. 😃😃
This mask is amazing, you are amazing!! 😍😍
That’s true. E.R. is a legend.
@@Hi-bl9ey WHOA! where did this come from!?! Calm down, they're a dick but there is no evidence shown for misogyny at all.
joan that literally has nothing to do with anything. She just happens to be female.
@@Hi-bl9ey That sounds like you coming to your own conclusion based on circumstantial evidence.
But hey, this is the internet. if you want to try and be comment detective be my guest.
joan it seems you’re the one that doesn’t want to agree, twice now you have totally ignored anyone else’s point of view and just said “you just can’t look at any other point of view but your own” when that’s exactly what your doing. I’m not going to further respond to this because this whole argument is pointless and I’d rather go do something fun with my time on this earth, but perhaps you should try to be more open to people and their perceptions on things.
Actual exhale of relief to see this upload at this time. Perfect for an Aussie insomniac
Same, you still awake?
He’s good at his role play videos , most intriguing as well when The Plague Dr Comes On 🙇🏽♂️
I had to watch it twice to make sure this one was real too. Deep Dave has me questioning my cabinets still. Thank you for filling my modifications Herr Doktour I look forward to anti-japing with you
The mask, setting and ASMR is amazing
Man, the insane amount of work that went into this one...printing all that up...
The effort and love he puts in his videos is just incredible. I love it.
Also: Always happy to see my favorite birb man