@@greensmoothie3456 Thing is, they were always on the long sides. I've lived in three countries and moved a lot while in them. The handles would really help more if they were at the top and bottom sides. The kid could have dragged the damn thing, although maybe Beast Mode is required for that company? Frank Loyd Wright said that form follows function, so whatever it takes, right?!
I like the part at the fence where the Australians jump over it and the Australian government has a manhunt for people that just escaped their concentration camp, even though they tested negative for the China virus, they were in a concentration camp and we all know you're not allowed to leave them.
All the young fellas we get to labour are mostly useless, normally very polite, but have not done anything that isn't playing fortnight. You can tell as they have no intuition to solve problems. That kid with the mattress simply needed to drag it.
@@kingcosworth2643 i'm quite young and was absolutely annoyed with this as well, can't figure out why he feels the need to carry it instead of just dragging it along lol
I used to work at Parry's and delivered more mattresses than I wish I did.. Takes some time to learn how to pick one up and not lose you're sht... Mind you, they were covered in plastic at the time, so a lot easier to grab onto. but haha yeah, this poor bloke was waging a losing war with that thing hahah
Yeah. So nice to be able to say the word "awesome" and really mean filled with awe. I'd like to invite Steve Speilbird to come fly over the rooftops of my neighbourhood in Montmartre.
I ended up in the ER with a pulled shoulder muscle the last time I flipped my mattress by myself. Lol It sucked. I was happy nobody was here to see it, but if someone else was here, I'd have asked them to help me & probably wouldn't have ended up needing a steroid shot & a week's worth of pain killers. 😂
must have felt rotten Defeated by a basic cheap ass mattress with his muscles like knots in Cotton big John was spot on in leaving him to figure it out for himself, and I think you will find it was a matter of being cruel to be kind hopefully he'll bounce back, on the right track , so in the future he won't get bullied by A cantankerous dickhead trampoline
Man this one's one of my favorites. I love how long it is too. The bird one was amazing footage too. The dogs being friends until they're separated. Hilarious
As a mom of three the littlest being two I completely identify with that koala 🐨 mom. It’s nice to know all children refuse to do what you are asking. 🤣
Ah. An Ahmed (Arabic name) having sexual fantasies. Who knew? And a guy named Dream, day-dreaming about shagging a mom. And you 2 seemed to have liked each other's comments too lol Creeps. 👀
That is absolutely true. But then, all the times he flipped it up from the ground again, he would have already made it there, if he had simply flipped it over, let it fall and go again.
that footage of the bird was amazing, must be amazing to just soar through the skies like that. Makes me wish that if reincarnation was real i'd reincarnate as an owl or an eagle.
That was better than any drone footage. Which gives me a great idea. You know how old times they used birds to send letters. Well why not strap a camera on one and train it to go circulate places to video.
those two dogs remember me of a kind of human interaction. all friendly and cool when they can see each other, ready to jump at each other's throat when in front of a screen. 11:51 this gives a whole new meaning to the expression "bird watching".
Ozzy Man, can you please make a compilation with all the dog social media fights? They are all so amazing and on point, it would be fun to have them in one place.
Ive moved a fair few mattresses in my day and I fair dinkum have to empathise with that guy about 3:20 in. Mattresses are sneaky buggers, give em an inch they'll take the bed again 🤷♂️ Another great Ozzy video though 🥰
It’s like going three rounds with a sumo wrestler. The only thing more difficult than dealing with a regular mattress is trying to wrangle a futon up a narrow flight of stairs.
@@oddpoppetesq.3467 Futons are heavier, with dense packed cotton in a slick and shiny cover. Think of sandbags the size of a bed, but encased silk, not hessian. The don’t have the decency to retain their shape like a mattress, so you can’t lean them anywhere without them contorting and collapsing. They’re a non-Newtonian state of matter, sometimes solid, sometimes fluid, but always 13 times as dense as their constituent parts. Be thankful you never dealt with them. I’d rather fight grizzly bears.
As a former removal man with over 4 years experience, I must say this..... That was the most pathetic attempt at handling a mattress I ever did see... And it was HILARIOUS! 😂🤣
Finding out that ozzy has uploaded a video that also mega compilation just after finishing my work... Gives me tremendous joy... This video was marvelous... Literally gold after gold content. I appreciate you ozzy man... Your commentary is godlike.
Thank you Ozzy Man for exposing the tragic roof inequality in the world. Sometimes you need a totally different perspective in order to see the whole picture. Cheers mate.
@ 1:50… “Welcome to mattress removal day”… I think this is the perfect intro for someone who didn’t quite make it to destination F**KED or one of Ozzy Man’s classic “Welcome back to fight club” intros??? ✌️😂
I can totally relate with the moving guy's struggle with the mattress. Spring mattresses are so difficult to move especially if you don't have muscle strength. 🤣🤣🤣
Takes some time to get it, but once you do, you can fling them up over and it's no problem. Now making the bases, having to grab king sized wooden frames from a stack, that ruins your back completely... oO
Ozzy man I've been watching you since before you had a million followers you are by far the best UA-camr I have ever found... Please don't change a thing man you got the golden recipe and when I start making more money next couple weeks I'm going to join your patreon and hook you up even more man you deserve it I could be having the worst day ever and watch one of your videos and I'll laugh so hard I'll forget what I was upset about so thank you for that
Ozzy Man's so good at this, I actually felt sorry for that wasp. I repeat: I was concerned for the wellbeing of a venomous little fucker that could have easily flown away at any time with little or no harm. I'm shook. Nice job mate. Protip for solo mattress moving: stand it up on its side, sling an old sheet or blanket underneath and drag it. Makes the process a lot faster, even for a single mattress that you can lift by yourself.
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These videos are fair denkim wholesome!
You're hitting the sweet spot with your videos lately brother keep it up
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Your contents never disappointed :D
That chook is so adorable and fat ❤️❤️❤️
That aerial bird footage at the end was legitimately amazing, great work from Steven Spielbird
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Ha! I see what you did there....
@@janedoe-hq9vn Well, it was Stephen Spielbird or Steven Seagull. I don't know any Steven Spielbird.
Steven Speedbird
Steven Stealbird
As someone who owns a moving company, the mattress kid is every new employee that "has 5 years of experience as a mover"
So how does one move a mattress singlehandedly?... mattresses used to come with handles on the sides back in the day here in Canada.
@@greensmoothie3456 simple. Beast mode it. Big johno shows you how it's done
@@I-am-stevo Guess it's better not to be a mover if you can't execute beast mode then.
@@greensmoothie3456 Thing is, they were always on the long sides. I've lived in three countries and moved a lot while in them. The handles would really help more if they were at the top and bottom sides. The kid could have dragged the damn thing, although maybe Beast Mode is required for that company? Frank Loyd Wright said that form follows function, so whatever it takes, right?!
It was funny how he even started going backward at one point, if he hadn't gotten help, the mattress would eventually have ended up back in the bed
the koala mum and kid 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the conversation couldn't be more real
So human like. That was hilarious. Oh and the dog and chicken 😆🤣 😂
She even did the "OK I'm leaving. Bye." then never leave thing 😂
Ozzy man probably went back to his childhood for the koala scene😅
That dog commentary was spot-on, on how humans behave!
Online vs offline.
@@tanith117 lol....yes!
The bit at the fence with the 2 dogs & their “in depth” discussion was my favourite 👏🤣
Mine too!
I like the part at the fence where the Australians jump over it and the Australian government has a manhunt for people that just escaped their concentration camp, even though they tested negative for the China virus, they were in a concentration camp and we all know you're not allowed to leave them.
@@camilela7535 piss off... christ almighty....
@@owdeezstrauz1268 Yes, I too want to subscribe to your newsletter. Can you send me a link to your subscription service, mr troll bot?
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LMFAO 😂 that Koala commentary was sooo spot on to how the animals were moving.
And 10:32- absolutely friggin hysterical ya legend!
Well done Oz!
Mattress boy was one of the most frustrating things to watch. I bet Big John was pissing himself in the truck watching that. 👀😂
All the young fellas we get to labour are mostly useless, normally very polite, but have not done anything that isn't playing fortnight. You can tell as they have no intuition to solve problems. That kid with the mattress simply needed to drag it.
@@kingcosworth2643 so true. Old mate did him a solid leaving him to working it out on his own
@@kingcosworth2643 i'm quite young and was absolutely annoyed with this as well, can't figure out why he feels the need to carry it instead of just dragging it along lol
I used to work at Parry's and delivered more mattresses than I wish I did.. Takes some time to learn how to pick one up and not lose you're sht... Mind you, they were covered in plastic at the time, so a lot easier to grab onto.
but haha yeah, this poor bloke was waging a losing war with that thing hahah
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The wasp part killed me, I’ve never felt so bad for a wasp before
I didn't feel bad for it even after that... ☠️😅
But it was funny AH... 😂😂
That Dog chasing a chicken video was so feel good. The joy on both their faces was incredible
I couldn't really see the "joy on their faces" but I do think they were very happy in that moment
@@RealAyzeNZ ...What?..you couldn't see the chickens teeth grinning ear to ear?
@@rjenkins4325 😂😂😂 something is wrong with that guy, I could see the chicken laughing so much its face turned red.
chicken was chasing the dog homie
Chickens don't have faces... oO
That bird did a better job filming then the person recording the snake.
It even filmed the ground and made it thrilling.
Than*
@@AlgorithmDisruptor *ten
I cannot believe that me, a grown man, is laughing like an idiot at a dog and chicken playing around.
ozzy mans personsification via narration makes ordinary cute into comedy gold
that little jump as the chicken gets surprised by the dog...
Dude... Do NOT apologize for that!
They looked like they were having a blast.
@@StanHowse Are you sure? To me the dog was the only one having fun. Chickens are aggresive sicko animals.
“Take a gander at that duck”…. I don’t know if that was intentional or not but damn it made me laugh.
😂😂😂 typical Jake Paul fans
Those voiceovers must be so fun to record! It's always good when there's a mega compilation!
The bit at the fence with the 2 dogs & their "in depth" discussion was my favourite
Not gonna lie. The aerial footage was just fucking awesome.
Patiently waiting for that bird to create his own youtube channel. I loved it.
Yeah. So nice to be able to say the word "awesome" and really mean filled with awe. I'd like to invite Steve Speilbird to come fly over the rooftops of my neighbourhood in Montmartre.
The inequality in roofing standards was unbelievably high too
Cheaper than a drone, but with slightly less control.
Yeah, the "flying fuck" line. I see what you did there.
The "social media dogs" is brilliant. I'd like to see just that segment stand on it's own. That could go viral on social media for sure.
You could do that on your own. Download it, clip it, then upload it. Just be sure to credit Ozzy Man.
To be defeated by a mattress must be embarassing as hell, poor lad.
I ended up in the ER with a pulled shoulder muscle the last time I flipped my mattress by myself. Lol It sucked. I was happy nobody was here to see it, but if someone else was here, I'd have asked them to help me & probably wouldn't have ended up needing a steroid shot & a week's worth of pain killers. 😂
Why didn't he just flip it over and over to the truck ? So frustrating.
this is why he's moving shit from one place to another for a living
Especially a quite small mattress
must have felt rotten Defeated by a basic cheap ass mattress with his muscles like knots in Cotton big John was spot on in leaving him to figure it out for himself, and I think you will find it was a matter of being cruel to be kind hopefully he'll bounce back, on the right track , so in the future he won't get bullied by A cantankerous dickhead trampoline
Man this one's one of my favorites. I love how long it is too. The bird one was amazing footage too. The dogs being friends until they're separated. Hilarious
Nothing like Ozzy Man to brighten up a stressful day. Thanks mate.🙂
So true. A very much needed thing when you feel like you're on deaths door. They say laughter is the best cure... It absolutely is.
👍👍
"Help there's a strange koala lady after me!" LMFAO
10:31 I’m not sure why, but skits like this are absolutely hilarious. Love it when you post these.
Back in the old days mattresses had like rope handles on either side, evolution has gone backwards. I srsly feel his pain man🤦
I cut holes in the mattress (I am throwing away) so I can hold it better. Wear gloves, some mattress have metal springs.
In the current days they do too, if you don't buy a cheap ass mattress.
Who else wanted to see that koala be propelled through the air by branch catapult? 😅
*cough psycho *cough
@@RealAyzeNZ koalas are bastards they deserve it
@Penny Lane:
ME! :D
@@RealAyzeNZ
He's fluffy as fuck, and will bounce like a perfectly happy chlamydia-ball ;)
Guilty 🙋
Ummmm....yes! 😁
That fence opening and closing and the instant changing in attitude of both the dogs... hilarious!!
The mama/baby koala argument is hilarious 😂😂 this video has "the gods must be crazy vibes" thank you Ozzy for this good healthy laughs😉
The world loves and needs you buddy.. we f@cking love ya brother....
I always love Ozzy Man’s animal narrations 👍😁
As a mom of three the littlest being two I completely identify with that koala 🐨 mom. It’s nice to know all children refuse to do what you are asking. 🤣
I’ll give you a 5th also
Ah. An Ahmed (Arabic name) having sexual fantasies. Who knew? And a guy named Dream, day-dreaming about shagging a mom.
And you 2 seemed to have liked each other's comments too lol
Creeps. 👀
@@ImALefty08 it wasn’t that serious mate relax lol
@Dimmy Ahmed are you offering to wring out one of your many tissues?
I mean, sometimes we really just want to be left alone. Yall never seem to understand or just don't care.
To be fair, mattresses are weirdly difficult to handle!
Yes the heavy ones with springs like that one has some weeeeird physics going on 😝
That is absolutely true. But then, all the times he flipped it up from the ground again, he would have already made it there, if he had simply flipped it over, let it fall and go again.
@@actionmarco8556 Or, he coulda just grabbed a corner and drug it to the tuck.. E-Z.
Exactly
Lol not near that difficult. Hit the gym
I nearly choked laughing, especially the one with the two dogs and a fence 😂 good one! 👍🏾
The bird eye view was one hell of a ride with uncle ozzy man.
Dog yelling boo already had me in tears
that footage of the bird was amazing, must be amazing to just soar through the skies like that. Makes me wish that if reincarnation was real i'd reincarnate as an owl or an eagle.
That was better than any drone footage. Which gives me a great idea. You know how old times they used birds to send letters. Well why not strap a camera on one and train it to go circulate places to video.
Felt really mystical.
Fun that one, not for the phones owner but would have to see funny side if he gets it back
Or a man in the age of commercial jet packs!
@@SusanKay- red winged blackbirds are fierce around nests in the spring
The fact that koalas sleep for 20+ hours a day and they spent so many minutes on that branch maneuver is gold
That fence was like social media once it's in the way people grow a pair.
Great analogy! Fence brings out the keyboard warrior in all of us. Ya dickhead!!
Kidding…cheers mate 🍻
4:24 I get a special kind of joy seeing koalas voiced with an Australian accent. :D
As if they would have any other accent? 😆😉
A bird steals a camera and makes a better video than 99% of people on UA-cam! 🤯 Dudebird is legend!
I was waiting for the big koala to let go and the baby to go flying ...
I was cry laughing 😂 over the koala bit. 4:25 Oh my goodness 🐨🤣
those two dogs remember me of a kind of human interaction. all friendly and cool when they can see each other, ready to jump at each other's throat when in front of a screen.
11:51 this gives a whole new meaning to the expression "bird watching".
*Remind
Ozzy Man, can you please make a compilation with all the dog social media fights? They are all so amazing and on point, it would be fun to have them in one place.
That dog and chicken running around the pallets got so wholesome
Ive moved a fair few mattresses in my day and I fair dinkum have to empathise with that guy about 3:20 in. Mattresses are sneaky buggers, give em an inch they'll take the bed again 🤷♂️ Another great Ozzy video though 🥰
It’s like going three rounds with a sumo wrestler. The only thing more difficult than dealing with a regular mattress is trying to wrangle a futon up a narrow flight of stairs.
@@albertbatfinder5240 I felt for him, after Superman came out.... Never moved a futon tbh, Seems nasty though... albeit not as nasty as Matties are 😉🤣
@@oddpoppetesq.3467 Futons are heavier, with dense packed cotton in a slick and shiny cover. Think of sandbags the size of a bed, but encased silk, not hessian. The don’t have the decency to retain their shape like a mattress, so you can’t lean them anywhere without them contorting and collapsing. They’re a non-Newtonian state of matter, sometimes solid, sometimes fluid, but always 13 times as dense as their constituent parts. Be thankful you never dealt with them. I’d rather fight grizzly bears.
The bastard's are the natural enemy of man!
Some 20 years ago mattresses all had handles, two per side, making the job simpler.
12:10 literal birds eye was genuinely amazing to see, the commentary was just the frosting on the cake💯💯
Every rock, animal, bird, grass blade, insect, fish, mammal, amphibian, arthropod, everything sounds like Ozzy man in my head now.
🤣🤣🤣
Facts
You really out did yourself on this one Ozzy. No hesitation to rank this as the best compilation yet!
*out did
The absolute perfect way to start a Monday! Thank You Ozzy Man!
Oh you must be in America or something.... Cos it's Monday NIGHT in Aus
@@RealAyzeNZ yea, American here. it was 6:30AM when I watched it.
"have a gander at the ducks" -- we see what you did there, ozzyman 🦆
The dogs fence fighting was great 😂
Literally every keyboard warrior ever.👌
That was, hands down, the best bird flight video I've ever seen.
As a former removal man with over 4 years experience, I must say this.....
That was the most pathetic attempt at handling a mattress I ever did see...
And it was HILARIOUS! 😂🤣
When the dog scared the chicken and yells out “you f*ck knuckle” I spat out my drink through my nose
Was so effin funny 😆
I feel ya Mama Koala.. got a couple joeys of my own who act just like yours.
Um..... Joeys are baby kangaroos and wallabies, mean that's not important here but I just had to point that out
Thanks!
Finding out that ozzy has uploaded a video that also mega compilation just after finishing my work... Gives me tremendous joy... This video was marvelous... Literally gold after gold content. I appreciate you ozzy man... Your commentary is godlike.
This one is one of my new favorites!!! Well done Ozzy Man!!
that dog fence piece was next level lol
That Koala scene is so accurate on Mother-child relationships
Whoever voiced mama koala was straight out of Monty Python! 😂
Thanks for sharing these videos. They smash my depression to the max. Thanks again. Looking forward to more into the future
1:11 "we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"
Mate the KOALA part was just pure GOLD
God bless you, Ozzy Man... You narrations REALLY cleared half of my Depression ...
Thanks from MALAYSIA 🇲🇾❤️❤️❤️
Literally one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while. Thank you!
They say Good fences make good neighbors. but I think you've just shown no fences mean we have to behave ourselves.
Pink Floyd was right all along - Tear down the Wall!
Open carry also means we have to behave ourselves. As it should be.
@@orange_cat Yeah, well adjusted humans need the constant threat of death to mind their manners and be polite.
@@orange_cat some of us are not savages who need constant threats to remind us not to agress against others with no reason.
@@kissit012 but not all of us.
The mom & son koalas had me rolling. 🤣🤣
I've been watching you for a couple years and this may be one of my favorites
Koalas clip was just awesome
Thank you Ozzy Man for exposing the tragic roof inequality in the world. Sometimes you need a totally different perspective in order to see the whole picture. Cheers mate.
The koala routine would have made the Pythons proud...Top work...
I'm not sure how I'd get through the day without a dose of Ozzy man. Thank you sir
The koala bit had some strong Monty python vibes and I’m here for it.
@ 1:50… “Welcome to mattress removal day”… I think this is the perfect intro for someone who didn’t quite make it to destination F**KED or one of Ozzy Man’s classic “Welcome back to fight club” intros??? ✌️😂
Ozzy is a legend. All these videos and their commentary are dope af.
if we ever are in a drone crisis and don't have any drones , plz hire that magpie to film . He did a fair dinkom good job of filming .
This comment needs more likes. I had to Google "fair dinkum" just to find out what it meant. Such a cute phrase. 😊
@@DetectiveHeatherHolmes it’s pretty cringe that they adopt it to their speech just to comment on this one channel.
Pretty sure it was a parrot from the coloured feathers and the shadow it cast on the ground
That one with the wasp on the window killed me
I can totally relate with the moving guy's struggle with the mattress. Spring mattresses are so difficult to move especially if you don't have muscle strength. 🤣🤣🤣
Takes some time to get it, but once you do, you can fling them up over and it's no problem. Now making the bases, having to grab king sized wooden frames from a stack, that ruins your back completely... oO
@@lonewretch Gets worse when stairs are involved
My foam mattress topper has a mind of its own!!!
This is the best way to start the week! Cheers mate!
3:21 turning the baseball cap is like starting an engine...
4:12 the "Easy Triston" had me laughing with many tears falling down me face
Ozzy man I've been watching you since before you had a million followers you are by far the best UA-camr I have ever found... Please don't change a thing man you got the golden recipe and when I start making more money next couple weeks I'm going to join your patreon and hook you up even more man you deserve it I could be having the worst day ever and watch one of your videos and I'll laugh so hard I'll forget what I was upset about so thank you for that
@@camilela7535 no, Camille.
This compilation was so great, thanks! Oh gosh, I don't think you can achieve a happier state than the dog playing chase with the chicken!
Ozzy Man's so good at this, I actually felt sorry for that wasp.
I repeat: I was concerned for the wellbeing of a venomous little fucker that could have easily flown away at any time with little or no harm.
I'm shook. Nice job mate.
Protip for solo mattress moving: stand it up on its side, sling an old sheet or blanket underneath and drag it.
Makes the process a lot faster, even for a single mattress that you can lift by yourself.
Coala mom: we had to talk. Hand gesture same as mother do lol
The hornet was really holding on as if he would say: "tell my wife I love her"
Ozzy you always make me smile. Thank you for being you man
That was so damn painful watching that guy move that mattress 😂😂
Cracking video, these compilations are seriously good.
That great time of the year, when we get the mega compilation video from the Ozzy man 👌🏼🔥
Ozzyman is LEGEND!!!
The last one with the bird was the best drone footage you could get ever!
The dog and the rooster playing tag is one of my all-time favorite clips. They’re both obviously having a great time.
The Dog's lucky the Chicken was only operating at 25% of it's peak capacity
I swear I see you in most of my comment sections, your always on point.
25% of its beak capacity
Holllllyyy macaroni that Bee/yellow jacket clip made me LOL...
Oh GAWD...that was good...😂🤣
How weak was that guy with the mattress? 🤣 Poor wee fella.
@Travisboyd he's got
gamer wrist...heaviest thing he's picked up till that mattress Is a play station pad !
0:48 omg that was great!🤣
Make long videos bro love yah 👌💪
Douglas the koala kid!! Poor Douglas!
How did he perfectly put humanity into dogs fighting