Al Capone Hid the Fact That He Was a Moron (feat. Joe Lo Truglio)

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  • @Vanalovan
    @Vanalovan 5 років тому +8989

    Boyle’s life really goes off the rails without Jake

  • @mugdhaaa1
    @mugdhaaa1 5 років тому +4858

    "Why do all your characters have STD's Charles?" "Cuz they are living life"

  • @dogmeat4275
    @dogmeat4275 4 роки тому +2204

    Snorky was a nickname that meant "well-dressed" at the time, it was a fine nickname. He didn't want to be called scarface because he was self conscious of his scars.

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka 4 роки тому +14

      Source? I smell Snork!

    • @JohnSmith-jj9jl
      @JohnSmith-jj9jl 4 роки тому +38

      'Scarface? Is it because of the scar? Wow, okay...'

    • @izzatirfan1995
      @izzatirfan1995 4 роки тому +2

      What a cute nickname 😂

    • @g0tst1ngs
      @g0tst1ngs 4 роки тому +54

      Makes sense. Scarface only sounds cool today because of the movie, otherwise if you take it literally it definitely sounds like an insult.

    • @thedemonking2196
      @thedemonking2196 4 роки тому +1

      Just the way I like it..

  • @mimigiggles4199
    @mimigiggles4199 5 років тому +3170

    Syphilis, it all started with a simple kiss, then Capone found it hard to piss.

    • @TwiggehTV
      @TwiggehTV 5 років тому +140

      And after awhile the stupidity was hard to miss.
      But atleast he lived in bliss

    • @IFoundGodInEminem
      @IFoundGodInEminem 5 років тому +69

      I sang this in the tune of 'Yesterday' by the Beatles.

    • @khalnetherfields7263
      @khalnetherfields7263 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, I've had all kinds of sexual diseases too, only the curable kind funnily enough. And aids.

    • @Eva-uw6uo
      @Eva-uw6uo 5 років тому +6

      This comment works surprisingly well if sung in the style of the Sodomy song from Meet the Feebles

    • @crisp9929
      @crisp9929 5 років тому +8

      @@IFoundGodInEminem lmao it works so well

  • @jamesdicus5468
    @jamesdicus5468 4 роки тому +6480

    I never realized how many syphilis experts there are, and I was shocked to see them all in this comment section.

  • @chrissie627
    @chrissie627 4 роки тому +2541

    "What are you gonna do?"
    "Im gonna stop thinking about it"
    The millenial health plan

    • @MrTimequake
      @MrTimequake 4 роки тому +90

      What are you going to do?
      Nothing, can't afford it. I hope it goes away.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 4 роки тому +16

      millenials are 30-40 now...
      I think you mean gen Z. Millenials are y... And you are Probably x, they just complain a lot...

    • @cwp2175
      @cwp2175 4 роки тому +15

      corbeau To be fair, there’s a lot to complain about

    • @crystalmasters8582
      @crystalmasters8582 4 роки тому +8

      Sad af people don’t realize most of the work force just has their fingers crossed no insurance and no money

    • @amberlee656
      @amberlee656 4 роки тому +5

      I think you're confused, we want health care.

  • @samferrec6255
    @samferrec6255 5 років тому +4839

    I definitely thought the title was “Al Capone hid the fact that he was a mormon”. At the end of the video I thought, “where was the Mormon part?!?!?”. Who’s the moron now? (Me... the answer is me)

  • @Benwalker198
    @Benwalker198 5 років тому +630

    "Why do all your characters have STDs?" "Because they're living life!" Boyle, Brooklyn 99

    • @into.the.wood.chipper.
      @into.the.wood.chipper. 4 роки тому +2

      "Directed by: R. Crumb"

    • @jonathannagel7427
      @jonathannagel7427 4 роки тому

      @@into.the.wood.chipper. I don’t get how that’s related to anything, but cheers cuz I got a friend into Crumb cartoons the other night!

  • @dLimboStick
    @dLimboStick 5 років тому +5641

    It wasn't because he was stupid that Capone didn't take penicillin. It was because they didn't have penicillin for public use until 1942.

    • @tjtube65
      @tjtube65 5 років тому +433

      A LOT of people had syphillis. It was basically more rampant than AIDS in the 80's.

    • @markwalshopoulos
      @markwalshopoulos 5 років тому +138

      There were still treatments for it

    • @JakeTakesTheCakes
      @JakeTakesTheCakes 5 років тому +287

      I mean, that's still 5 years before his death. It was discovered in 42 so I imagine a man as powerful as him could've gotten it if he really wanted it. He was just too stupid to realize he needed it.

    • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
      @gumunduringigumundsson9344 5 років тому +5

      @@JakeTakesTheCakes just like youre too stupid to realize something probably... me too.. most of us if not all. Indeed. Bom

    • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
      @gumunduringigumundsson9344 5 років тому +7

      @@JakeTakesTheCakes and When tge Name Capone is uttered I rarely think of a clinocologist.. just likw whatever your nick is i cant imagine an philosophy professor

  • @spinningindaffodils
    @spinningindaffodils 4 роки тому +876

    Al ain’t special, I hide the fact that I’m a moron everyday

  • @user-wi3yx3gy2o
    @user-wi3yx3gy2o 4 роки тому +235

    At first, the prisoners at Alcatraz used to pick on him, but pretty quickly, some of the scarier more powerful prisoners put it out there that nobody should mess with him-not because he was Al Capone, but because it was like a 40-year old man picking on a dim-witted 8-year old. It was just too pitiful.

    • @aarone9000
      @aarone9000 10 місяців тому +8

      I can believe it.

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 4 місяці тому +6

      Lies

    • @lordbertie7429
      @lordbertie7429 Місяць тому +7

      That doesn't sound credible.

    • @dustoff499
      @dustoff499 Місяць тому +1

      Now that would be worth witnessing.

  • @kentcontreras4692
    @kentcontreras4692 5 років тому +1653

    syphilis infections can affect IQ, so it's hard to say that he's an idiot when he has an intelligence test years later showing it's below 100. 95 is within the range of average intelligence btw and it easily possible his basline IQ at a younger age was much higher.

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 5 років тому +175

      Yep. They mention the swimming pool incident so I’m surprised that they assume that his baseline was 90 even though they tested him when syphilis had been eating away at his brain for years. When he died it was said that he had the mind of a 12 year old. Idk of any accounts of him being a moron when he was at the height of his power. A lot of assumptions were made in this telling.

    • @alexacosta2140
      @alexacosta2140 5 років тому +60

      Kent Contreras what’s funny is that the guy telling the story probably has an IQ lower than 90 judging by the way he speaks

    • @colinr4860
      @colinr4860 5 років тому +101

      @@alexacosta2140 you're objectively terrible at assessing intelligence. just letting you know, bub

    • @alexacosta2140
      @alexacosta2140 5 років тому +1

      colin r 😂😂👌

    • @RossStern
      @RossStern 5 років тому +148

      @@alexacosta2140 you know the whole premise of the show requires that the story teller drinks right?

  • @Reftgog
    @Reftgog 5 років тому +74

    Tommy’s dog is so chill. At 2:56 he’s like an eternal chill armrest for his owner. Just sitting and staring. Good boy.

  • @nikadavise-br9lx
    @nikadavise-br9lx 5 років тому +843

    Al Capone was clever...............and fed starving people during the depression.............but he did have full blown syphillis for years at the end so yeah.........it was literally eating his brain. No other way the feds got him on anything(he literally murdered people and plenty of people knew and still he was never convicted of anything other than tax evasion.

    • @colthenderson7839
      @colthenderson7839 5 років тому +29

      Close your parenthesis. Or do you have syphilis too?

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz 5 років тому +13

      @@colthenderson7839 to this day he is still adding words to in-between his parenthesis

    • @colthenderson7839
      @colthenderson7839 5 років тому +8

      @@NonsensicalSpudz the ramblings of a syphilitic brain.

    • @lylechipperson3407
      @lylechipperson3407 5 років тому +2

      @@colthenderson7839 there is no parenthesis in that comment lmao

    • @colthenderson7839
      @colthenderson7839 5 років тому +4

      @@lylechipperson3407 then what is the thing between anything and he? He also used to many periods in his ellipsis. An ellipsis consists of a space, 3 periods and another space. I truly think nikada vise is actually donald trump.

  • @daroldtaylor267
    @daroldtaylor267 3 роки тому +19

    "what is it?"
    "Nothing"!
    "What are you going to do about it?"
    "I'm just not going to think about it."
    "Good idea!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lukisnootis5708
    @lukisnootis5708 4 роки тому +82

    when you're also drunk watching this, it just becomes history.

  • @contactkeithstack
    @contactkeithstack 5 років тому +275

    "I'm gonna call you - the enforcer"
    "I want my name to be Spaghetti"

  • @ryancarpenter2060
    @ryancarpenter2060 3 роки тому +89

    I like how he prefaces Al Capone being dumb with a story of an elaborate tunnel system which seems kind of smart.

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 3 роки тому +12

      The guy has clearly only hear rumors. Didnt seem to know much at all.

    • @charlesandrews2360
      @charlesandrews2360 3 роки тому +1

      Machine Gun Jack mcgurn owned the Green Mill. It was his crew that did all the heavy work that made Capone so successful. Capone didn't need a brain, he had Paul Ricca.
      As a matter of fact it was his own guys in Chicago who had him put away because they were the ones who were doing all the thinking for the Chicago mob.

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 2 роки тому +1

      @@Scorch428 Yeah. He spent most of the story calling Capone names and making fun of his appearance and brain condition. 😒

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 23 дні тому

      Al Capone also invented expiration dates when one of his relatives got sick from milk Al’s company had bottled.

  • @3_up_moon
    @3_up_moon 5 років тому +649

    That's exactly what Bill Gates said when asked if he would ever want to run for president.

    • @mrowe2821
      @mrowe2821 5 років тому +67

      Too bad Trump didn't think the same.

    • @sammym9578
      @sammym9578 5 років тому +1

      @@mrowe2821 ua-cam.com/video/O5VEjF1uhYo/v-deo.html

    • @mrowe2821
      @mrowe2821 5 років тому

      Interesting, I hadn't seen that clip before.

    • @ShubhamBhushanCC
      @ShubhamBhushanCC 5 років тому +3

      Billy G is a racketeer just like Capone

    • @alltheragegeorgepageakatheperv
      @alltheragegeorgepageakatheperv 5 років тому +11

      @@mrowe2821 trump wasn't as successful as Capone or Gates.

  • @TheEnginator
    @TheEnginator 5 років тому +68

    3:06 Al Capone was one of the first ever syphilis patients to be treated with penicillin. But yeah, he still had a chance because before that he could have been treated with salvarsan, which was developed in 1908 or by a malaria fever.

  • @jonasking7553
    @jonasking7553 5 років тому +527

    Literally only clicked to see Will Sasso
    [Bring back TMP (Ten Minute Podcast)]

  • @khabbad
    @khabbad 3 роки тому +137

    Capone was a brilliant planner and organizer. He could delegate authority over his beer business quite effectively and knew how to streamline the business. He was running a billion dollar (todays money) empire when he was in his 20s and early thirties and it proved Capone was actually a far better business man than a criminal.

    • @alexanderbrambila8274
      @alexanderbrambila8274 2 роки тому +15

      Well it isn't that hard to be a businessman when you can just break your competitors legs.

    • @khabbad
      @khabbad 2 роки тому +9

      @@alexanderbrambila8274 It was far more sophisticated than just breaking legs as his competitors were also multi million dollar organizations local and National. Capone had set up everything from brewery quality control to beer truck repair. It wasn’t just a card game where you break your opponents legs it was a major business equivalent to billions of revenue in today’s money. If you’ve ever ready any of his interviews he was extremely sharp for his age

    • @Cosmicfury100
      @Cosmicfury100 2 роки тому +9

      You don't have to be smart to be a business man.

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia Рік тому +7

      @@Cosmicfury100 Correct! You just have to be ruthless - empathy and intelligence go hand-in-hand; as do psychopathy and "success" heh

    • @AlberHandcock
      @AlberHandcock Рік тому

      Cool

  • @peterterry7918
    @peterterry7918 4 роки тому +221

    Herbert Hoover was a president. J Edgar Hoover was in charge of the FBI

    • @doctordisco5814
      @doctordisco5814 4 роки тому +36

      Mans was drunk

    • @leeoswald5643
      @leeoswald5643 4 роки тому +4

      Didn’t Edgar Hoover come in later? If I remember my times correctly he is just referring to HH wanting Capone to be locked up? EH comes in during the 50s and 60s right? And this is like the 20s

    • @dyoo1120
      @dyoo1120 4 роки тому +3

      @@leeoswald5643 Prohibition started in 1930, J. Edgar Hoover became one of the founders of the FBI. He gained director status around 1935.

    • @ngordy69
      @ngordy69 4 роки тому +7

      That’s why this show is called Drunk History

    • @charlesandrews2360
      @charlesandrews2360 3 роки тому

      @@leeoswald5643 Edgar began working for the justice department during World War 1. He became director of what later became the FBI in 1924.

  • @sanjananyapati1865
    @sanjananyapati1865 4 роки тому +9

    2:53 Is no one else going to talk about how adorable this doggo is

  • @lanciocardozo2644
    @lanciocardozo2644 5 років тому +164

    Boyle and Kevin together .
    I repeat
    Boyle and Kevin together .
    edit :
    I know it's not Kevin,
    It's Ashton Kutcher.

  • @satan3860
    @satan3860 4 роки тому +127

    I’m a Psychologist. The IQ tests at the time we’re SHIT and incredibly inaccurate. He had a neurodegenerative disease, yes, but to claim that he had a 95 IQ based on an old ass test from around the time that they thought it was ok to essentially torture the mentally ill, is foolish. I am not condoning Capone, I am just pointing out that this is WRONG. Not to mention, IQ is not stagnant. I suggest someone attempt to take an early IQ test and tell me how you do. In a class of 30 students, one scored above mentally disabled, he picked random answers.

    • @orange555
      @orange555 2 роки тому +1

      You're not a psychologist. You took a few low-level courses at community college. Clown.

    • @YogsenForfoth
      @YogsenForfoth Рік тому +1

      @@mattfranco23
      I dunno……
      I could definitely see Satan being a psychologist. 😂

    • @aarone9000
      @aarone9000 10 місяців тому +1

      If you're a psychologist: you must be the worlds first/only one under the age of 12. No Phycologist would be engaged in this juvenile you-tube discussion!

  • @ronomaa
    @ronomaa 3 роки тому +23

    Can we have drunk history back, I can't believe this show got cancelled.

  • @SARISS80
    @SARISS80 4 роки тому +114

    In reality Al was putting his clothes on backwards in prison thats what prompt them to believe he was sick.

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 5 років тому +89

    "Hey Al, how about one penicillin shot?"
    "Nope!"

    • @jamestown8398
      @jamestown8398 5 років тому

      @My Bias Is South Korea’s Best BootyPenicillin was discovered by Alexander Fleming in 1928, and Al Capone died in 1947.

    • @MADguyfps
      @MADguyfps 5 років тому +8

      @@jamestown8398 No, it wasn't being used until 1942.

    • @jamestown8398
      @jamestown8398 5 років тому

      @@MADguyfps That still would leave five years for him to use it and prevent further mental deterioration.

    • @MADguyfps
      @MADguyfps 5 років тому +11

      @@jamestown8398 Damage was already done, there is no further deterioration left

    • @kossnfx
      @kossnfx 5 років тому +11

      @@jamestown8398 Man it's soooo hard to google: "The study began in 1932, when syphilis was a widespread problem and there was no safe and effective treatment. The study was designed to measure the progression of untreated syphilis. By 1947, penicillin had been shown to be an effective cure for early syphilis and was becoming widely used to treat the disease." WAS. BECOMING. By the time he was already dead.

  • @justanabsolutemess741
    @justanabsolutemess741 5 років тому +10

    The redheaded nurse sold it with her facial expressions.

  • @llinoscarpe
    @llinoscarpe 5 років тому +91

    eJo was tailor-made to play Capone in this sketch.

    • @joekelly4374
      @joekelly4374 5 років тому +3

      James Scarpellino “Jo” is a girls name, add the e foo

    • @MrGhostTheBigRoast
      @MrGhostTheBigRoast 5 років тому +9

      😂😂 fantastic edit.

  • @dlxmarks
    @dlxmarks Місяць тому +4

    Capone's timeline is nuts
    Age 20: Arrives in Chicago
    Age 26: Takes over Johnny Torrio's operations
    Age 32: Convicted of tax evasion
    Age 48: Dead

  • @Creeperownr
    @Creeperownr 5 років тому +7

    Just found this series. GOD DAMN I love the actors perfectly matching the drunken pace of the hosts!!

  • @GradKat
    @GradKat 4 роки тому +15

    I thought he got murdered in prison. Never realised he was actually released due to his failing health.

  • @AzhariSom
    @AzhariSom 5 років тому +39

    FYI; syphilis does does not cause urethral discharge, more likely gonorrhea

    • @Gwright9000
      @Gwright9000 5 років тому +6

      why not both?

    • @AzhariSom
      @AzhariSom 5 років тому +1

      @@Gwright9000 its possible, but he did not mention gonorrhea.

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 4 роки тому +35

    Snorky actually is a slang term for back in the day that actually basically means "Spiffy" or "Fancy".

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 Місяць тому

      It still sounds silly.
      "Snorky" is the "totally tubular" of the 30s.

  • @Dopefish1337
    @Dopefish1337 3 роки тому +16

    I really love this format where someone is telling a story and then actors are reenacting it, sort of similar to Charlie Murphy's hollywood stories and Dave Chapelle . I would love to find more like these, does anyone have any suggestions?😂

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 Рік тому

      There are lots from this series

  • @JaysusEscobar
    @JaysusEscobar 3 роки тому +1

    @2:53 The dog was like "Man...how much longer is this going to take? I really wanna get back to bed and chew on my toys..."

  • @mr.nobody3967
    @mr.nobody3967 5 років тому +37

    I thought he died in prison, guess you really do learn something every day.

    • @jennhoff03
      @jennhoff03 4 роки тому

      I think you're the only person on these comments to spell "every day" correctly!

    • @md61211
      @md61211 3 роки тому

      I also thought he'd died in prison

  • @juggernaught79
    @juggernaught79 4 роки тому +1

    “I wanna be called Snorky.” Hahahahahaha gets me every time I watch this

  • @Eagles.Fan.Since.Super.Bowl.52
    @Eagles.Fan.Since.Super.Bowl.52 3 роки тому +4

    Will Sasso and Tommy Blacha together is absolute gold.

  • @leevanhussain2691
    @leevanhussain2691 5 років тому +24

    Charles Boyle ? .. *instant click*

  • @SSgtCalebP
    @SSgtCalebP 4 роки тому +114

    Saying an IQ of 90 makes him a moron is pretty dumb, while an IQ of 90 means slightly below average, he is still well within the normal IQ range and would be perfectly normal. While I realize it’s meant to be a comedy and historical accuracy isn’t that strict, it sends a bad message when your entire skit is based off a false premise.

    • @Suzanne4415
      @Suzanne4415 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, and it even sounded like the actual score was 95? In which case, that's def. not a big enough margin to call him anything except for "normal" or "average".
      Even today's iq-tests (that are better than they were) are not that sensitive that they can give really valid reliable information about someone's abilities within the 95-110 or so range.
      (When I studied this, our professor did say that kids tend to start predictably having trouble with certain school subjects somewhere in the 80-85 range.)
      But it's kinda funny how such a large proportion of us tend to assume on some level that we're in the above-average group - even if just by a little bit. I'll admit that I do it too, even though objectively there is evidence from my life pointing in both directions. But like, come on, I studied psychometrics at a university at one point, I'm clearly on the smart side no?
      Meanwhile I also JUST watched a joke video believing for a good two minutes that footage of a hippo's butt played backwards was footage of a giant anteater species. Filing that under "outliar fluke data, invalid due to sleep deprivation, let's never think about this again".

    • @karloskarlinderstrom6943
      @karloskarlinderstrom6943 4 роки тому +2

      @@Suzanne4415 were you drunk when you wrote this comment?

    • @bad-orange10294
      @bad-orange10294 4 роки тому +8

      Saying someone is a moron based on any IQ score is bad
      Because IQ doesnt measure some innate intelligence
      if such a concept even exists it certainly cant be measured

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 4 роки тому +4

      @@bad-orange10294 The term "moron" was originally applied to people with an IQ of 51-70, whereas an "imbecile" had an IQ of 26-50, and an "idiot" had an IQ of 0-25.

    • @CashisKingtrucking
      @CashisKingtrucking 4 роки тому

      Wait this was supposed to be a comedy?

  • @Bring-Me-Tea
    @Bring-Me-Tea 4 роки тому +4

    In my hometown in Florida there used to be greyhound and horse racing tracks that Al Capone would go to when he was laying low from the cops in New York.
    My parents landlady is very old and from a super wealthy and powerful local family, and she used to tell me how everyone at the races knew who Capone was and to avoid him so you could stay out of danger.
    She said one time he started hitting on her and her older sister and they went along with it out of fear, but that it was probably the most scared she'd ever been in her life.

  • @Humble01able
    @Humble01able 5 років тому +28

    Crime doesn't pay unless you are a politician; he should have took the chance when he had it.

    • @charlesandrews2360
      @charlesandrews2360 3 роки тому

      He and the other ruthless criminals in Chicago wanted nothing to do with politics or politicians other than owning them and telling them what to do.
      Also, they knew that politicians are not trustworthy.

  • @alrightythen84
    @alrightythen84 5 років тому +17

    This is still the single funniest one, to me.
    "What is it?
    - NOTHING!!!"

    • @MrsJenBardall
      @MrsJenBardall 3 роки тому +1

      I made the mistake of first watching this at work one day. Fighting not to laugh out loud actually hurt.

  • @realthing963
    @realthing963 5 років тому +33

    I use to do landscaping at his once Star Island mansion off the Ventian causeway linking Miami to Miami Beach. It was odd to say the least 🏝️.

    • @GiantsRTheBest1
      @GiantsRTheBest1 5 років тому

      Real Thing I’ve passed by there. Really cool to see all the celebrity homes

  • @johntao6822
    @johntao6822 5 років тому +2

    One of the Collection's BEST.
    WE need MAD TV back

  • @alexclark4968
    @alexclark4968 5 років тому +47

    I love Will Sasso!

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 5 років тому +11

      Hes probably the funniest comedian to never do professional standup in history.

    • @KZ_MMA-KZ
      @KZ_MMA-KZ 5 років тому +8

      "Whats gonna happen? What are you gonna do? Use some of that... heh... "BOXIN" you've been doing??" Hahahaha

    • @jonasking7553
      @jonasking7553 5 років тому +3

      @@KZ_MMA-KZ "HEY! That is SO disrespectful."

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 5 років тому +6

      @@jonasking7553 Here's what I'll do. I'll fold'ya up..

  • @highstax_xylophones
    @highstax_xylophones 5 років тому +64

    Bless comedy central for 💩 like this here.

    • @isak4460
      @isak4460 5 років тому

      no

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 років тому

      Damexx0707 yes

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 років тому

      Gggg hahahaha, I think we need to meet in person already at this point. 😂
      We’ve met literally like 4x’s. Lol.

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 4 роки тому

      Fuck Comedy Central. Pay Dave or give him his show back!

  • @isolatedfavorites5094
    @isolatedfavorites5094 3 роки тому +1

    When the psych nurse while looking at the notes on her clipboard said, " He's got a 95 IQ; he's not that smart. He's this big weird F+*&%*g MOOK" I lost it!!!

  • @blueturtle3623
    @blueturtle3623 2 роки тому +3

    Anytime I enter a place with a seating arrangement, I use the term 'Al Capone Seat' to explain to my family/whoever I'm with why I'm being so weird about where I want to sit.
    I have PTSD and it helps calm me down to be able to see as much of the space as possible, but failing all else I want to see the entrance/exit.

  • @celieboo
    @celieboo Рік тому +1

    This is one of my favorites.

  • @chrishudson3798
    @chrishudson3798 4 роки тому +30

    Anyone here after watching the Tom Hardy's Al Capone trailer?

  • @fyr3st0rm65
    @fyr3st0rm65 4 роки тому +2

    Can we just agree the best part of the video is the doggo?

  • @Highspirekid13
    @Highspirekid13 4 роки тому +12

    He was called Snorky before he ever became famous lol that's what they called him when he was just starting out lol

  • @rodman728
    @rodman728 5 років тому +161

    Why is Boyle here

  • @kenmendoza6932
    @kenmendoza6932 4 роки тому +7

    I see Charles Boyle, I click.

  • @eggystax4681
    @eggystax4681 4 роки тому +8

    The nine nine should definitely get Boyle a babysitter for his off time

  • @DrewberTravels
    @DrewberTravels 5 років тому +11

    That was oscar level acting by Joe Lo Truglio.

  • @sunnydee196
    @sunnydee196 5 років тому +9

    2:51 that dog is is not thrilled to be getting pets with the hand of the guy talking about Syphilis 😑

    • @mcmacshalfilya
      @mcmacshalfilya 5 років тому

      I'm parched. I could use some Sunny Dee

  • @DrRockso79
    @DrRockso79 5 років тому +9

    Thought FBI dude on the right was Tarantino for a second.

  • @Bingobongo12
    @Bingobongo12 4 роки тому

    "Hey you can get a shot"
    "Naaahh man"
    Hahahanaha

  • @jasonnorton344
    @jasonnorton344 4 роки тому +6

    His mates called him snorky because in that time it meant snappy dresser/ well dressed

  • @luchadorito
    @luchadorito 4 роки тому

    “Hes got a 95 IQ, hes not that smart, hes a big weird fucking mook” dying 😂😂

  • @Laeiryn
    @Laeiryn 4 роки тому +93

    Uhhh an IQ of 90 is quite average, within one standard deviation. 70% of humans have an IQ between 85 and 115.

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 4 роки тому +10

      iq was also lower then. they have to shift it every few years

    • @wilfdarr
      @wilfdarr 4 роки тому +13

      Yes, BUT 75% of this comment section believe they are above average.

    • @inuyasha13k
      @inuyasha13k 4 роки тому +3

      Drunk History is a show where people study about a person in history. Then they get drunk and tell a story about the person, so it's pretty understandable they mess up some information.

    • @ThePigeonBrain
      @ThePigeonBrain 4 роки тому +7

      @@inuyasha13k But the part they messed up this time is the central part of the story, it's the title of the video! With an IQ of 95, and that was apparently his IQ, he was not a moron, just a normal guy who did stupid shit, and may or may not have gotten brain damage from syphilis.

    • @tkaki6029
      @tkaki6029 3 роки тому

      What about 85-100

  • @marcosortiz2284
    @marcosortiz2284 4 роки тому +2

    I never thought I would see Boyle like this😂

  • @All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers
    @All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers 4 роки тому +13

    This comment section is home to a STRONG show of support from every syphilis authority on planet earth

  •  4 роки тому

    Listen... I'm... I'm guessing I'm new to this, but I haven't checked how new and how old-fashioned this might sound, but... They're lip-synching an actual conversation... That's not new or anything, but it's so well done... Everyone's great... This is the best thing I watched today, so far, and Celtic just won.

  • @snifey7694
    @snifey7694 4 роки тому +4

    Godammit I can't view Joe as a different characters he's too iconic to Charles Boyle

  • @liammcooper
    @liammcooper Місяць тому +1

    Joe Lo Truglio is an underrated comedy icon

  • @zgblanche1815
    @zgblanche1815 5 років тому +25

    I'm a simple woman. I see Joe Lo Truglio, I click.

  • @sniferlip
    @sniferlip Рік тому

    One of my all-time favorite DH videos, so freaking funny

  • @jeb.2x
    @jeb.2x 5 років тому +12

    Do not disrespect Charles Boyle like that!

  • @xdxghostxdx2062
    @xdxghostxdx2062 4 роки тому +2

    As someone who researched the mafia, Al Capone just coming to Chicago was incorrect, and his trial. He had it good until the judge switched the jury

  • @reikisk8r
    @reikisk8r 5 років тому +4

    Snorky? Like the Snorks television show where they lived on the ocean floor? LMAO

  • @Goldone99
    @Goldone99 2 роки тому

    She is the wind beneath my wings 😆

  • @lost4666
    @lost4666 4 роки тому +7

    everyone: blah blah blah syphilis blah blah
    me: dog.

  • @marcoselmo3417
    @marcoselmo3417 4 роки тому

    Great video to watch while having lunch

  • @mightisright
    @mightisright 5 років тому +60

    95 IQ is low for someone as successful as Capone, but it's just a little below average.

    • @fadew55
      @fadew55 5 років тому +7

      Yeah but 90% of ppl are morons. Being above average iq doesn't mean ur not a moron

    • @MajorCoolD
      @MajorCoolD 5 років тому +8

      @Erasmus the blasphemous Agreed, most people forget he took the damn fucking test after having beeing in prison for about 10+ years and having had Syphillis since he was in his... ufff, mid or late twenties?
      So considering how late stage syphillis basicly turns your brain into mush one can only assume how smart he was in his young years. Also this video omits at the start how he HELPED building up the Gang as the head-honcho's right hand man and only taking over after the boss got cold feet after a few attempts on his life.
      It was not as easy as to 'just roll in' into Chicago, but it was a question of wheter to expand the buisness and come into conflict with other gangs, or to back down and be happy with his piece of cake.
      Ultimately it was a bold move and the first step that ultimately lead to the downfall of the whole thing. (as the exceeding gang violence lead to more innocents getting caught in the cross-fire and hence stoking public sentiment against Gangsters, especially after the Prohibition got lifted and alcohol started to flow legally again. )

    • @HerveBoisde
      @HerveBoisde 5 років тому +2

      Taylor .Koellish actually 100 IQ is average so your stats are off

    • @fadew55
      @fadew55 5 років тому +5

      @@HerveBoisde yeah... I'm aware 100 is average. I was making a joke saying even smart people are dumb. I also made up the 90% of ppl are morons "stat". It's probably closer to 100% of ppl are morons. And ur comment is kinda furthering my case

    • @mightisright
      @mightisright 5 років тому +1

      Most people cluster around 100 IQ and a small minority of people are literally morons or extreme geniuses.

  • @TreeFiddyProductions-tk3ko
    @TreeFiddyProductions-tk3ko 13 днів тому

    Dude caught syphilis and it ate his brain away.

  • @SiRenfield
    @SiRenfield 2 роки тому +4

    Y’know I feel really weird that when I first watched this video I had NO idea who Tommy Blancha was and was embarrassed it find out years after the fact that he co-created Metalocalypse and the voice of Murderface, Toki, and Dr. Rockzo among others. Which then put the image in my head of Murderface and/or Toki doing an episode for the Metalocalypse universe’s version of the show that goes off the rails absurdly quickly

  • @SnarkNSass
    @SnarkNSass 2 роки тому

    That's so cool!! I get called Snarky 😁🤣🤣

  • @Ozzysmother
    @Ozzysmother 4 роки тому +17

    "Literally became like a billionaire. The guy was like 90 IQ. pretty weird. he was the most powerful man." History repeats itself lol

  • @Rogueshoten
    @Rogueshoten 3 роки тому +2

    Penicillin wasn't first used until 1942, 11 years after Capone was convicted. It wasn't really an option. The usual treatment for syphilis before that involved mercury, arsenic, and other things. All of them were of questionable efficacy and they all had tons of nasty side effects such as brain damage and infertility.

    • @candiceejones
      @candiceejones 3 роки тому

      He actually did get treated with penicillin in 1942 (five years before he died) but his syphilis was too far advanced and the damage was done.

  • @kossnfx
    @kossnfx 5 років тому +35

    Eh... unfortunately 90 IQ is considered within the range of "normalcy;" 80 - 119.

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias 4 роки тому +1

      It's changed since then, I believe.
      Then again my IQ is like 12 so

    • @Turd_Rocket
      @Turd_Rocket 3 роки тому

      Ah, yes, yes. Indeed.
      But can you tell me what's a phlogiston?

  • @CPT85
    @CPT85 4 роки тому +2

    You know, I had no idea syphilis could do that to a person! lol

  • @diarrheadisastr2114
    @diarrheadisastr2114 5 років тому +14

    2:29 Why does his IQ keep jumping from 95 to 90 and back again?

  • @AB-uk2lc
    @AB-uk2lc 3 роки тому +1

    3:10 reminded me of Superbad 😭

  • @kannibalkandy410
    @kannibalkandy410 4 роки тому +3

    I’m a little sad they didn’t talk about his time in Alcatraz or Eastern State Penitentiary.

  • @Michael-zf4pi
    @Michael-zf4pi 3 роки тому

    2:20 when you thought you were first cut and someone else goes home.

  • @synchronicitystudios8217
    @synchronicitystudios8217 4 роки тому +25

    Lots of people take these "History" lessons way too seriously

    • @LtBud26
      @LtBud26 3 роки тому +3

      To be fair, there are some episodes that are incredibly accurate. So much that history professors show their class those segments.

  • @jasminestollar8728
    @jasminestollar8728 4 роки тому

    Is that a kamel reds thing in the background 👌❤️😍 I love it

  • @1BergerVongSchlauigkeitHer
    @1BergerVongSchlauigkeitHer 5 років тому +5

    Are these just re-uploads of the old funny or die clips?

    • @prolapse4208
      @prolapse4208 5 років тому +2

      Yeah thought I was dealing with some deja vu shit

  • @SpiritMatthias
    @SpiritMatthias 2 роки тому

    At 2:50 actor can’t keep it together 🤣🤣🤣

  • @krokso519
    @krokso519 4 роки тому +7

    95 iq is not that dumb, it is slightly below average... Right?

    • @bad-orange10294
      @bad-orange10294 4 роки тому +3

      Bram Ten haken
      IQ is BS
      But yeah its normalized so 100 is the average

  • @e32b61
    @e32b61 5 років тому +2

    Money... power.... people assume it takes a great deal of brains to attain these things. It doesn’t. It requires tenacity. And luck. Lots of luck. Single-mindedness definitely helps. A line from my favorite movie always comes to mind when thinking about so-called “great Americans”.
    Bernstein: “That man was the biggest darn fool I ever met.”
    Reporter: “He made an awful lot of money.”
    Bernstein: “It's no trick to make an awful lot of money... if all you want is to make a lot of money.”

  • @darkbluemars
    @darkbluemars 4 роки тому +10

    Syphilis was also known as great imitator so in an untrained eye, they might pass it off as a seasonal flu.

  • @titanuranus3095
    @titanuranus3095 4 роки тому +1

    3:45 what is the deal with the guys trowser leg being rolled up?

  • @the7569
    @the7569 5 років тому +12

    He was honestly really smart, he just never went to the doctor for his syphilis cause he was embarrassed so it destroyed his brain

    • @aarone9000
      @aarone9000 10 місяців тому

      He died of ego?!