I love when Peanut laughs so hard, he leans against Jeff. Then Jeff pushes him away! And Peanut's sideways nod, ("Get him"; when I was a kid, it was a way to say "dumbass" without being smacked by the nearest Adult!) Brilliant Jeff!!! Thanks for all the belly laugh's!!!
Jeff is soooo talented it's hard to believe that his puppets aren't real. My absolute favourite is Peanut. Love it!!!!! Whenever I'm having a bad day I go into ü tube and watch Jeff and Peanut and as many times as I've watched it I still get a good laugh.
TehSturMahn Maby so but i don't think it is censored on tv either why bother censoring it here? I couldn't understand what peanut said uncensored anyway since he speaks in that accent i have watched it a few times and still don't get it i don't think kids are gonna get it either.
It is actually during this bit here,it is just a a little bit after this taste of China bit, where he discovered Jeff's hand up his ass but it was up here a long time ago just with this bit too but if only the uploader uploaded the whole thing hahahahaha
I have been listening to this sketch on both UA-cam and Pandora for about a year, maybe a year and a half, and I JUST GOT THAT JOKE TODAY! Historic day for the innocent minded.
The way Jeff controls Peanut is so funny and awesome from Peanut laughing hysterically to his little nod makes him seem real Jeff is is an amazing ventriloquist
I’m Chinese and I literally laughed out loud. Coz it was from a puppet and it’s a comedy. However if it’s in a serious political show, I probably would be offended by now👌
You and my dad have something in common, you're both divorced. My dad owns this special along with Spark of Insanity, and we would always watch them on custody weekends. You are one of my favorite comedians, and I enjoy your specials very much. Keep making great entertainment and I hope you have a happy life.
When I saw Jeff do this live, it took me five times for Peanut to repeat the joke for me to finally get it. And when I got it, I was laughing my ass off!
In all of your specials, you do fabulous and you have always been one of my favorite comedian vents. The fact you have been, and perhaps still are, the favorite comedian in a part of the world SJWs pretend you are offensive to just proves that to me.
From what I can tell when peanut rambles on he says this First time: ooooo this is Chen making a fool of you *gibberish* Second time: oooo this is Chen making a fool of you *gibberish* Third time: ooooo you like kung pao chicken I like kung pao chicken too *gibberish*
So fuckin funny! You forget Peanut ain't real. Jeff doing his reactions and controlling peanut whilst doing peanuts reactions and his voice. Never forgets a line either.
Not only is he so brilliant we forget its all Jeff, but the way he makes the voices actually come OUT from them - u know what I mean - transferring his voice that far from himself - oh stuff it lol cant explain! 😂 - it just makes them even more alive 🤩👏🏼😂
I remember seeing Jeff Dunham do this bit live in Oakland before this aired. He brought Guitar Guy out during it and he was playing music during the whole thing. It was hilarious.
Closed caption on this video is hilarious. Oh! Eye contact you can I reconcile cheek the throne a bigger daughter! This is literally when he's imitating the gung pao chicken thing at 1:00
I laughed so hard, I cracked me stick
Sí, señor. XD
On a Steek
Wolf Warrior Hi josé jalapeño
Now you wolf warrior on ze floor
Ins4n3 Gaming that killed me because I was laughing to hard
“Do you realize how racist that is?”
“I know! That’s why it’s so f**king funny!”
Think about this...only a puppet can get away with that!! XD
Especially a puppet like Peanut😂
I'm dead
walter
South Park as well
And the Ventriloquist
I'm originally from China and I'm NOT offended. Funny as heck!!
Of course Chinese and Mexicans don't get offended by stuff like that but if you're white or African-American hold on.
Yeah.
@@jaleman1841 lmaoo you blew it
oh good please make the vaccines
You mean funny as fork.
Jeff Dunham will go down in history as one of the greatest ever!
JEFF: You know, we have folks of Asian descent here this evening.
PEANUT: (Asian voice) Oh, so sorry.
JEFF: (screaming) WILL YOU STOP IT!!!
When Peanut said that, I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard.
Oh you watched the video too
That part killed me
Which video is that
I laughed so hard I crack my stick
"What was the name of the restaurant?"
"Oh. Taste of China."
"Could you repeat that?"
"Nu f*ck, just like a fish."
OH YOU LIKA TU PLAEC A ORDA TAST UF CHENA SODBFKSKD SOAMD
@@hollyleonard4037 "did you get it? Nu f*ck taste of fish"
"THEY GOT IT! First of all do you know how racist that is?"
Ha
@@lolabunumoved9260@2:26 * nods head slowly * ... " that's why is so f**king funny "
"First of all do you know how racist that is?"
*nods* "That is why it is so fuckin funny"
LOL!
Hahaha
niCe
XD
lol!!! XD
" that why it so fucking funny."
as a chinese, i'm laughing way too hard.
That’s because your not offended yet
That's why it's a so f*****g funny
Wolvenworks lol hard not to laugh really. Till we learn to laugh at ourselves, we don't really know humor has a world wide value
@@70stunes71 Wut
TrollsandBFDIFanatic 2004 that’ll take forever. When was the last time you heard of an Asian offended by Asian jokes?
"And I need chopsticks."
Reply, "Oh no f..k?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The bleeping makes it even more funny
Peanut...I’d babysit. 😂. He is so adorable. I just can’t stand not to think of him being human.
Peanut is the best one from all of the others. Like if you agree. Also comment on who's your favorite. Mine is Peanut.
The Rock mine are Walter peanut Jose and achmed n lil ugly ass Jeff. lol :)
The Rock I like either Walter or Peanut, too hard to pick
my favorite is ACHMED ALLAH UHAKBAR
The Rock Achmed. Seeing him for the first time shocked me so much and made me laugh harder than anything in forever!!
The Rock my favorite is Peanut too.
Peanut, Walter and Achmed are my favourites!!!
Andreas Olsen same but I would add the guy who is a stick
Ibad VoRtExX Josè Jalapeno on a stiiiiiiiick
Andreas Olsen what about jose jalapeño on a stick
Chris Doherty l
Andreas Olsen I agree.
My list is
1.Peanut
2.Achmed
3.Walter
4.Bubba J
5.Little Ugly Jeff.
I never knew 'fork' was censorable.
Ah I saw what you did there. Good one.
could you REPEAT THAT!
@@alessia6502 wooooosh
They did this to not only make it funny, but racist
@@lauriewood71 SSDHFHdHfjggsdhhshdshdghjshjdhgfafihedhf
I find it funny how when he first said "fork", they didn't bleep it out but every other time, they did. haha Peanut and Achmend are my favorites.
I love when Peanut laughs so hard, he leans against Jeff. Then Jeff pushes him away!
And Peanut's sideways nod, ("Get him"; when I was a kid, it was a way to say "dumbass" without being smacked by the nearest Adult!)
Brilliant Jeff!!!
Thanks for all the belly laugh's!!!
anyone else sees Jeff's eyes go Big at 1:41?
XD
+Jack Attack and when Peanut knows he's Screwed at 2:17
+Jack Attack First of all do u know how Racist that is
*nods his head*
That is why it is so fuckin funny
xD
+Jack Attack Also when Peanut saying funny shit during the Christmas story jeff was reading.
XD
ya Lol
Jeff is so good at what he does, I sometimes forget they're puppets!
You mean you forget it's all Jeff's voice. That's the mark of a good ventriloquist. You'd have to be a complete imbecile to forget they're dummies.
if only peanut was real
Who says he isnt
I mean the puppet is real…
true
I forget those are puppets sometimes.
Lol me too
"Did you get that?!?"
"No f***, tasted like fi-"
"They got it!"
First of all you know how racist that is? XD
I REALLY LOVE THIS ONE WITH JEFF DUNHAM AND PEANUT. I give it a 100% funny 🇺🇸🌹
I love all your characters but peanut is my favorite!❤️❤️❤️
He's my favorite too. 😂
Could you repeat thaaaaatt
😂😂😂
No fu*k
Peanut: Did you get it no f*ck taste like va**ina like
Jeff: They got it
@@retiredmatthewshort1635 First of all, do you know how racist that is?
(Shakes my head yes)
In case you're wondering, he said:
No fok, no fok, no fok with tastavagina like fish?
Could you _REPEAT THAT?!_
@@nitroforce87 no fok with tastavagina like fish?!
Did you get iiiiiiiit?
@@kaitlincurry7475 taste of china sounds like tasteavagina
😂🤣🥶💀
This was funny 😂 as heck ..... Laughed my butt off .... Love 💕 all the characters ... But Peanut and Walter are the best
OMG, that joke never gets old. Lol!!
Excuse me, but do these guys get together in the morning and decided who speak english the worst
LOL so funny :) :) :)
Ikr
I mean he isn't wrong tho😂😂😂😂
I swear telemarketers do the same f@*kin' thing.
" ok Jen today your day to take the phone order "
Pacific Rin that was hilarious.
i kind of wish they didn't censor it would have made it that much more funnier.
Bob Hotte I agree
Bob Hotte z
Just buy the DVD and select "Unbleeped."
Bob Hotte they used to not bleep it when it first came out
technically he didnt curse he said no fork
" that's why is so fucken funny" 😂😂😂😂😂😂💜
I'm glad Peanut exists. He can say all the stuff no one else can say, and they can't get mad at him because he's a puppet.
Oh my god this is hysterical!!!!! Hahahahaha LMFAO 😅😂🤣.....can you repeat that!!!! I looooooove Jeff Dunham sooooooooooooo much!!!!
Turn on subtitles, you won't be let down
PM For PandaMan 😂😂😂😂
Oh my God, those "subtitles" are funnier than the forking act. Do you det it.
I was let down.
national is the salsa honey
Thanks
why the fuck is it cencored it kills the joke
+Xander Brood I don't know A LOT (or all) of his videos are NOT cecored.
+Xander Brood I'd beg to differ. XD
He censors it to make it family friendly
I guess to reduce controversies.
I know what the fuck it ruins it
Awwwwwwwww you censored the best part
Yue Han Wong I was lmfao, man it was funny as hell. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What was the thing they bleeped out
Samuripuppy it was fork but it sounded like f***
Cencoring ruins everything
Taste da vag1na like fish? lmao
Jeff you and Peanut are amazing you two can always lift my spirits
peanut is the best i choked on my chips while watching this and i almost peed myself from laughing to hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is the most funniest puppet ever.
i love the "Taste Of China" bid.
funny as hell.
that's why its so fucking funny.
Keep up the good work Jeff at this rate u might actually kill someone by them dying of laughter 😹😹😹😹
Few comedians today could get away with some of the things Peanut says! And I'm sure it's all Peanut, because Jeff gets after him for it!
One of my favorite from Peanuts besides the Starbucks. Love Peanut..😂😂
Jeff is soooo talented it's hard to believe that his puppets aren't real. My absolute favourite is Peanut. Love it!!!!!
Whenever I'm having a bad day I go into ü tube and watch Jeff and Peanut and as many times as I've watched it I still get a good laugh.
NO **** NO **** A TASTE OF A **** LIKE FISH?
Johnathan Powers what’s the beeped word??
CAN YOU REPEAT THAT?! XD
No **** taste a ****** like fish
Cock
language
Oml the subtitles at 2:28 "National is the salsa honey" when its suppose to be "thats why its so fucking funny" jajaja dead xD
Why is peanut so funny
I nearly choked on my gum by laughing to hard
Peanut is the best I love him I can't get enough of him what an amazing adorable puppet❤💘
Peanut is most definitely one of my favorite characters. His jokes are so hilarious
I’ve watched This so many times and the whole time Peanut cracked me up so hard my eyes were wet .
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get rid of stupid beeps,it ruins the joke completely. This is youtube,not prime time channel for children.
+Val Solncev He still wants to keep it family friendly, dude.
+TehSturMahn yet his show is uncensored on netflix.
because a lot more little kids are on youtube rather than netflix, bro
TehSturMahn Maby so but i don't think it is censored on tv either why bother censoring it here? I couldn't understand what peanut said uncensored anyway since he speaks in that accent i have watched it a few times and still don't get it i don't think kids are gonna get it either.
TehSturMahn Also if they are on youtube they are bound to find a swear Word either way
Who remembers when Peanut was looking for Jeff's hand and found it up his ass. I forgot which special it was.
Now you say that I feel like I should look that up too,have you found it now though?
It's in Controlled Chaos
It’s this 1 and if it helps it’s on Netflix
It is actually during this bit here,it is just a a little bit after this taste of China bit, where he discovered Jeff's hand up his ass but it was up here a long time ago just with this bit too but if only the uploader uploaded the whole thing hahahahaha
Peanut: I hope you’re wearing a glove!
I have been listening to this sketch on both UA-cam and Pandora for about a year, maybe a year and a half, and I JUST GOT THAT JOKE TODAY! Historic day for the innocent minded.
when he was pretending to talk on a phone i cracked up AND I THINK I BROKE MY STICK
The way Jeff controls Peanut is so funny and awesome from Peanut laughing hysterically to his little nod makes him seem real Jeff is is an amazing ventriloquist
Peanut is my life! 💜💚
I need peanut to be a real person ASAP 😂
Jeff Dunham makes me laugh until cry...every time !!! Know matter which puppet he is using...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✌✌✌✌
I’m Chinese and I literally laughed out loud. Coz it was from a puppet and it’s a comedy. However if it’s in a serious political show, I probably would be offended by now👌
Offended? Must have been born in North America
Pussy
I'm sure he is sorry
Don't be offended this is just a Comedic puppet show
As Walter puts it: "If you say it, it's a lawsuit. But if I say it, it's comedy"
Excellent video Jeff. Never knew Chinese takeaway could be so funny.
Love the heck out of peanut he is so funny and so darn cute.
“COULD YOU REPEAT THATTT????!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff my cat died Saturday and I needed a reason to smile. You never disappoint me.
Had to pause midway to write this comment. Because holy moly I was out of breath laughing my ass off at the accent.
1:23 - You Forgot To Censor That
He said fork not f**k
MrSanfrinsisco he said fowk
Lmao
IKR 😂
MrSanfrinsisco 🤣😂
Jeff: "
what was the name of the food place??"
Peanut: "Oh, Taste Of China"
Peanut: Can I have some Chop Sticks?
Phone person" No F No F No F No F YOU WANT IT SOME FISH AHHHH
You and my dad have something in common, you're both divorced. My dad owns this special along with Spark of Insanity, and we would always watch them on custody weekends. You are one of my favorite comedians, and I enjoy your specials very much. Keep making great entertainment and I hope you have a happy life.
Peanut is my favorite because he has the most dirty jokes out of all of Jeff’s guys.
PEANUT:Okay i need two gonta CHICKEN.
CHINESE MAN:ouuuu u right gonta chicken rinta kitna pinta ratata paa.
Rubss Raji 😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Godzilla King of Monsters yeah everytime I laugh after seeing that part🤣.
and something with salmon
you like fish in taste of a china-ah
😂
@@cookiegacha2733 uh yeah and I need chopsticks
Ah no f*ck
No fork, the taste of a china like fish; no fuck, taste of vagina like fish.
😂😂😂👌👌👌
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Ohh.. Now I know what he said!! :l
Zachary Lynch really? is that funny?
first of all do you know how racist that this?
I like how Peanut, despite running at 200 miles an hour, is the most grounded in reality of all the characters.
When I saw Jeff do this live, it took me five times for Peanut to repeat the joke for me to finally get it. And when I got it, I was laughing my ass off!
The duality of the man:
-The beeps ruin the joke
-The beeps in that syncronization and frequency make the joke even more fucken funny!
Thanks Jeff, when ever I need a good laugh, I just turn on your channel.
This is easily the funniest Peanut clip ever!
(0:16) He raises a valid point/question, one I’ve often asked/wondered myself.
In all of your specials, you do fabulous and you have always been one of my favorite comedian vents. The fact you have been, and perhaps still are, the favorite comedian in a part of the world SJWs pretend you are offensive to just proves that to me.
Jeff Dunham at his best.
Jeff: First of all, do you know how racist that is?
Peanut: (nods)
That’s-a why it’s so fuckin’ funny.
@@kalebtighe9124peanut it’s not right
From what I can tell when peanut rambles on he says this
First time: ooooo this is Chen making a fool of you *gibberish*
Second time: oooo this is Chen making a fool of you *gibberish*
Third time: ooooo you like kung pao chicken I like kung pao chicken too *gibberish*
This never fails to make me laugh 😂😂
Love Peanut! Hes my most favorite! 💜💜
Walter is my favorite. His way about life sounds like a roller coaster ride.
Its really funny who watching this 2019
Nope.....not me.....in the comments....
I'm rewatching this in 2020
nothing is open so what the hell Jeff Dunham is funny as hell
I love auto generated captions, just to see what comes on the screen is just hilarious !
Peanut: yeah and I need chopsticks
Guy :no fok
So fuckin funny! You forget Peanut ain't real. Jeff doing his reactions and controlling peanut whilst doing peanuts reactions and his voice. Never forgets a line either.
Not only is he so brilliant we forget its all Jeff, but the way he makes the voices actually come OUT from them - u know what I mean - transferring his voice that far from himself - oh stuff it lol cant explain! 😂 - it just makes them even more alive 🤩👏🏼😂
The end part of the fish I laughed sooo hard I fell out the bed.
I remember seeing Jeff Dunham do this bit live in Oakland before this aired. He brought Guitar Guy out during it and he was playing music during the whole thing. It was hilarious.
I love peanut he is so funny I love him so much
This is how you get away with being mean 😂😂😂 Either say it in another language or make a puppet say it
Your stupid lady
@@joannbuonom8913 you're*
You ever heard of sarcasm, snowflake?
I think peanut is the funniest one out of all of them
Omg! He lifted up his hand each time he talked!
My ribs are hurting from laughing
Am i the only one who saw all the newer movies featuring peanut and then watched this and thought he looked completely different?
I noticed that too
Well he has changed a lot since 1991.
Mandela Effect (da da da) (referencing one of Jeff's vids)
@@OMGtheykilledKenny42 this wasn't in 91
@@ChaChaChaddio I'm saying since 1991, Peanut has changed a lot. Saw a Just For Laughs clip and he looked WAY different.
i'd completely cracked up on 1:38 that i laughed my a** off until i cried.
peanut is my favourite he is hilarious love this one about the Chinese food. Keep it up jeff. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🎵🎵🎵
Peanut is a funny puppet and my favorite too.
Jeff is so good I forget he is even there sometimes! He really brings those puppets to life !!!
peanut:chopsticks no fuk
me:XD
Closed caption on this video is hilarious.
Oh! Eye contact you can I reconcile cheek the throne a bigger daughter!
This is literally when he's imitating the gung pao chicken thing at 1:00
Peanut is that friend that never that anything seriously 😂😂