Dumb Waders - Board Game Show
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- Опубліковано 30 лис 2019
- Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin
Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin
Manmade terror
Hungry jaws of death
Y'all don't cross my depths
I'll pause your breaths
I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues
Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves
My world's deep blue
Killers gotta eat too
Looking for human flesh to rip my teeth through
Other fish in the sea but Barracudas ain't equal
To a half-human predator created by a needle
Jet black eyes baby they stare while you sleep
When your Titanic sinks I'm the one you gon' meet
Hearing terrified screams they surround my team
All you see is trails of blood
Even God won't intervene
Nightmares of darkness
My apetite is heartless
Even if we related, you eliminated regardless
In the deep blue, underwater walls
Half man, half shark
My jaws don't fall
Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name
Killers sworn to beast
Swallowed them in flames
They switched my DNA
Trip me into Cool J
I can't fight the feeling
I'm born to kill prey
To survive an attack
There's only one way
Battle to the death
That's how sharks play
Weapons left behind
We dueling with the mind
You blind, crippled, or crazy
You're real easy to find
Struggling to flow with hemorrhages in your throat
Getting the lap dance while I smash through your boat
Eat your whole fam'
Nothing left but a right hand
Clinging to a rail
Escape, attempts fail
You'll never make it home
Tear the flesh off your bone
Walking in undercurrents is a dangerous zone
I'm talking death out a moment's notice
You wasn't focused
Me and my crew strike
Like some underwater locusts
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
These waters are waist level
The hallway's flooded
Lost your scuba gear
The killer's cold-blooded
His name's LL
You don't really want it
I ate your ancestors
The ocean is haunted
I'm closing in cause I'm supposed to win
How the cold steel feel when it froze your chin
Should have stayed on dry land
Stroke while you can
Cause now you under pressure in the land of the damned
Abandoned pirate ships
Eels and sod scum
Fish that glow in the dark
The Titanic's hub
Underwater storms
Your blood is so warm
Your life vest is off
And that turns me on
Killer for centuries
The Gotti of the deep
In the next millennium
I'm still gonna creep
Sand under my belly, ocean over my head
Through the light in the shadows
You become the living dead
Yeah, DBS!
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1:03:22 Jon: “I thought there was a 33% chance you’d find me. You’ve got me every time.”
James: “Well there’s three of us.”
Jon: 😦
Jon: "I didn't cheat!"
Also Jon: cheats on first 2 moves of the game and doesn't explain the rest of the rounds.
What do you expect, a shark to follow the rules?
So you mean Jon and how he sucks and we should boycott him
@@DiploRaptor no.
@@InitialGSB you mean THE MAYOR!?
@@DrHankVenture That was clearly a conspiracy put forth by an incompetent elected official looking to cover for their poor emergency response.
I really relate to Adams posture while sitting on a stool.
Honestly thought the same
Yeah. that's why you sit your butt on the front edging out so that forces you to sit straight.
That's gamer posture
Made. Y back hurt just looking at him
The betrayal in adams eyes when james says he's never seen waterworld is heartbreaking
KILLING THE CHEF IN HIS OWN OVEN! VERY FUNNY!
James has stated several times that he's only ever seen the stunt show.
I’ve always liked that movie... people always hate on me for it 😁
Jon pausing in the middle of his explanation, "Wait.... did I cheat??" lmao WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE REST OF HIS MOVES!! (probs 4-moved all of them lol)
I relate so deeply to Elyse trying to maintain a smile while slowly losing a game that no one at the table understands fully.
Jon´s explaning of his route is freaking killing me
what is "Board Game Show" I only know Board As Hell
Its never been titled Board as Hell on youtube titles
I'm willing to bet the word Hell can be demonitised by the algorithm immediately, best to be safe
the production value of the whole show went down
God, UA-cam is a shîthôle.
You speak the trutru
James is looking more and more like Hugh Laurie.
Ryan is now Wilson.
You can see the vicodin withdrawal getting to him
FunHOUSE (MD)
Huge Laurie
John Titor Haus MD
Holy shit, that first half was brutal. Jon played amazingly well.
Edit: well I learned the lesson of watching the whole video before I comment today
I was really hoping that was the case but alas it was not.
I doubt there was even 1 legit move XD
James Andrew Willems = JAWs
Unfortunately we all know JAWn smiff is the one true shark.
48:14 James nerfed the hammer costing Adam 2 damage
he wanted to make sure Quint died
I was wondering if anyone else caught that
Just got to that and wanted to see how many people caught that
He flat out said the opposite of what the hammer's rule said.
I was so pissed!!!
I'm so glad they bought back Board As Hell for another season. I hope they keep doing these for as long as they want to. It's by far my favorite thing to watch💘
Holy shit that intro was AMAZING!
lmao the entire first half, I was thinking Jon was cheating by mistake. Based on his past gameplays I knew he was making unintentional mistakes
Jon's "I don't know who this Jason is" killed me
Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts, was used as Amity Island primarily because even 12 miles out to sea, the sandy bottom was only 30 feet down, allowing the mechanical shark to function. Residents were paid $64 to scream and run across the beach as extras.
adams back really went (
I'm so glad this series is back. Love you all :)
"I'm gonna work on finals."
*Sees a new Board as Hell*
"One more hour won't hurt."
My favourite part was when it ended.
Because James said there'd be another board as hell next week
Adam in that sweater is my ideal man
LiamIsBatmanNow periodt
Not having Bruce as Bruce the shark was a lost opportunity
Jon : their is a 33% chance of you getting me you got me every time
James:..... There's three of us
How'd you manage to both correctly and incorrectly use "their/there" in the same post?
Quint: The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.
Bruce the Shark: Ska came before Raggae
Bruce the Shark: Ska came before Raggae, also, I just want a little nom.
I don't remember saying this.
@@piperformerlycassette lol
Please keep doing this series, it's amazing
Another absolutely amazing episode! Can't get enough of these.
I don't know why I love this so much but these board game videos are some of my favorite from this channel. Looking forward to the next one.
Thank you for bringing board as hell back! Love it! James monologue spot on!
I just want to comment on this video to give it some engagement so you keep making these Board as Heck videos because I usually wait to watch them until I have an hour to sit and relax and truly appreciate their beauty. Love this content from you guys!!!
This was a fantastic episode, the games you guys have found have been really interesting!
I love this series good way to find fun new board games, and James does a great job explaining
So happy this series is back. Not only does this give me noise to fill the void, it helps me give recommendations of board games to sell to people at my job.
Amazing, thanks for the fun! Really missed this season hope it continues for a long time!
Best intro ever "lifeless dice, black dice, like a dollllls dice" - James you absolute hero
Adam's true colors posed as role-play.
Those lyrics in the description scare me and I don't know why.
Is that from a song because it sounds like the lyrics to the Jaws theme if it had them.
LL Cool J is your phobia.
Feral Changeling it’s the lyrics to LL Cool J’s hit, Grammy nominated rap for the critically acclaimed, Oscar winning movie, “Deep Blue Sea”
@@JormungandrTheWorldSerpent thanks.
That opening from James was moving. Well done good sir!
I never imagined i can enjoy watching ppl playing a board game but please funhaus keep this series alive i really enjoy these videos
These videos with board games is great for me while I go to bed(not a criticism) I love these vids, just saying thank you guys been following y'all since inside gaming back in the day, keep up the great work!
Another great addition to the Board -a- Game Show playlist.
This series has gotten me hooked on card and board games and I can’t complain one bit
This is the most complicated one yet and I love it! Best show on UA-cam
I just love Board as Hell so much! You guys need to play The Thing Boardgame. It would be so fun watching Jon act shifty as hell and not knowing if he is human or the Thing.
Years later, they actually did it.
Ah, my favourite time of the week. Thanks guys!
That intro was just gold!
So glad Board as Hell is back. It's what got me into Funhaus
When Elyse said, “You were like, ‘IM NOT EVEN A WOMAN’” it broke me. I’m so jealous of these people’s jobs.
That description though...art...priceless art...
Love playin some Smite with this on in the backround just relaxin listening to my favorite peoples
Oof... "Bruce" the Shark AND the "Buff Huskies" t-shirt... The spirits torment me so vehemently.
This show always makes my day!!!
Anyone else start watching this, saw Jon was the shark and just waited to see how he would balls it up lol
He always is messing up somehow it’s so frustrating. I was thinking I myself there’s no way that he is that good at this game. Reminds me of when he spammed moves in tekken or something to win a tournament they were having.
that opening monologue felt like it went on for hours. i was shocked when i looked and found it was under two minutes.
That’s the greatest start to any UA-cam video I’ve ever seen
Why do I enjoy watching you all play board games so much? At least it looks like I’m far from being the only one.
up until the very last play JohnSmith had no idea what he was doing lmao
So the shark could essentially lie about his location every turn
And he did.. lol
It’s a hidden movement game if that’s what you mean. Hence the notes and the audit after act 1.
After 40 minutes in I noticed my adblock active goddammit! Well I guess I'll need to watch all over again
I wished that cactus shirt sold for men too, was so stoked when I saw it in an ad on Facebook. But on the bright side, board as hell has been back and I honestly shouldn't be complaining about anything.
theres something so relaxing watching them play board games.
So glad this series is back
i love this show so much, keep it up!
"Keep going" at the intro had me losing it, dear God. Board as Hell just for the intros might be the single best FH content.
Just give me more board as hell and that’s my Christmas wish fulfilled
So happy these are back!
Alright another board as hell vid thank you guys
the description explains this video perfectly i almost didnt even need to watch it
Jon: It's like when I went to Gamestop, but the guy kept on explaining how Gamestop works to me. I'm just trying to buy a game!
Elyse: You were like "I'm not even a woman"!
I love the master of disguise intro😂😂
Adam looks like such a Dad with the beard, glasses, and sweater. I like it.
49:48 Adam has never looked happier than the time Jon came from behind and bite him softly on the shoulder.
I was creasing at James’ Quint impression in the beginning 🤣🤣
6:20 This sort of deep cut is why I love Funhaus.
I was definitely crying after that monologue, but it wasn't because it was so good....
im so excited for this season
Love this series!
Excellent Intro James, the main thing is you dropped the bomb, (sorry finished the "tacos").
I commented just to let them know that we want this show more
32:04 Explains everything
Jon: How does it work? What's going on?
(I know he was trying to sound sneaky, but he was just being honest.)
Oh my god that opening was insane LMAOOO
Amazing! Greatest show ever
This intro deserves an award >
Yes!!! I was hoping you would play this
I really enjoyed this game and y’all should play it again soon
Missed opportunity to get big papa Bruce the shark guest appearance
I want to know where Jon gets his floral shirts.
at Fedora's Fat Guy Emporium on M'Lady and Dames.
Lol. Jamie's your, OLD GREG!
Love this show keep it up!
But...
When Adam went to use the hammer. Wouldn’t his attacks be guaranteed, since there was no evade from the shark...
I'm only 2 minutes in. The opening monologue is oscar worthy. But I'm also worried about the posture I'm seeing, with these non-existing back support chairs.
Oh my good lord, someone moved the board during a top shot and I thought my monitor was falling over
So glad to see Board as Hell back
"The mayor is keeping the beaches open." This aged gracefully
I didn't quite get what Act 1 had to do with Act 2. Anyway love Board as Hell, can't wait for more episodes!
LL Cool J would be proud of your description. Or regretful. Definitely one of those.
I have this game and enjoyed playing it but damn it takes forever to play
I love Jon and his shenanigans.
My favorite series is back!!!
This is my favorite ASMR