Goblin I just want you to know every person watching this is stoned and absolutely crying at you mailing a singular pillow in the most sketch box possible with a zip of some wack and a little Obama kush
bro goblin you helped me through addiction problems and mental health problems just from these videos man u always put a smile on my face every time i watch a new video i just want u to know ur the goat dawg keep it up.
Mailing is very accessible now. Double/Triple vacced with alcohol wipes usually enough to get through. Make sure your sources are solid with stealth and you won't have any issues. (allegedly) Not checking tracking gives plausible deniability
I owe the Zig Zag Man in the 1980`s for my first joint. Him and my next-door Neibers son . His dad was from Mexico and brought in the pounds. I was 13 in 1983.
fuck dude when i envisioned you literally balling up a tracking receipt and peeling the fuck off in like a toyota with no tint has me fucking dying laughing. love these stories man
I did very similar. Found a friend on splatoon 2. I live in a legal state he doesn't. I literally went to Walmart got a 10 dollar candle melted it dropped 3 containers of THC wax.and put it in the box. Dude said it took him so long for it to melt. I was like you could have just broke it open. Lol he liked how it smelled so he didn't want to ruin the candle
I'll never forget the first time watching a gob vid back in 2018. Thought his name was Itchaboi and was mad at him for stealing from walmart. Things have changed alot 😂 ❤❤❤
Sadly the swedish police are putting a lot of effort into stopping drugs in the mail, they be walking around with dogs n shit in the terminals its crazy they took one sent to me last month and i had a warrant 😂😢
@ all drugs in general, customs are super strict and even mail within the country is being checked its crazy we cant have shit anymore 😂😂, me and my buddy found a solution though after they searched my home, we stole a mailbox and set it up next to other mailboxes with a fake name, works great so far 😂😂, hey bru send me some kpins 😂😂🤞💯
I work at a UPS Store and the questions I have to ask is: your phone number, name, return address, brief description of what's in the package, name of recipient and their address
Once shipped a box to an ex n i sent a box with a bong a half oz of indoor with candy and makeup stuff didn't even think of hiding the smell n it was fine 😂
I need buds in the mail to try out Goblin!!!! Im an old ass man from Ohio whos been listening to you from the get go dam near. Love your style keep the stories coming!!!!
I have extensive knowledge of the postal system so here's my 2 cents on some parts of this video. - Duct tape is prohibited, the postal clerk could've refused the package but they either didn't know or care. - Not all packages get X-rayed, only some distribution centers have X-ray machines. - Mylar bags don't block X-rays, that's a total myth and mylar is invisible to X-ray machines. - The postal clerk asked about the contents of the package to make sure it doesn't have items that are either prohibited or require special handling. e.g. Electronics, chemicals, liquids, florescent lightbulbs. Most don't GAF if you ship green, they just don't wanna be responsible for a HAZMAT situation from some wee tarred shipping hydrochloric acid in a ziploc. - Web salesmen tell their customers not to check the tracking not for their (the salesmen) protection, but for theprotection of the customer. If and when a parcel is seized they won't go after the recipient because they have no evidence the recipient had any knowledge or consent to receive the package. However, when the tracking is checked they log the IP address (or phone number if you use the phone tracking like some kind of wee tarred) of who checked the tracking, which can be used to link the prospective recipient to their package. Although afaik they've never actually prosecuted anyone this way. - You actually didn't need to go to the post office, the postal service offers an online tool where you can buy and print postage at home and then just put it in a blue drop box so long as it is small enough. You can also just use stamps if the dimensions are less that 12"x12"x1/4" and under 3.5oz - Disclaimer: I don't condone or encourage any prohibited activity and my comment is for entertainment purposes only.
This shit made me laugh. I have a lot of old stories from when I used to do shit like this. But that "career" ended in 2015 when I got busted and almost died. But I feel you on this. Very relatable.
I just played a 2-3 hour game of zombies on that map. I put on this video, grabbed some food out the fridge, and almost grabbed my controller thinking the game was still going, lmao. I gotta wash my Liberty Balls!
My friend works at FedEx and told me that this lady tried to ship weed and then didn't understand why he told her he couldn't ship that lol. So like for context, we're in a state where weed is legal and she was trying to ship it to another state where its legal, which still is a crime regardless. But like this lady walked in with a bag from a dispensary and when the lady was getting checked out, the lady was like "oh haha yeah there's uh, something extra, in there for my son". So my friend was like "if its weed, I can't ship that", and this lady could not comprehend why that wasn't allowed lol. His other best story was this guy trying to mail like, several guns and then getting mad when my friend told them he couldn't do that without some specific government forms.
I hope y'all enjoy the video!!! Go watch THE GOBCAST asap!!!
The homies at Five tryna hook it up - bit.ly/FreeFiveHighDose
Let me make you a skateboard
btw they have mustang & sally in bo6 its the gs45
yo ik this kinda random but how likley is a bad trip on acid
how'd he comment this 3 hours ago when the vids only an hour old
love gang
the fbi when i ship a box labeled "THC-A" with white powder leaking off the side
They’ll just snag the leak and let it slide 😉
Packs
This finna be a hoot and a holler
Top tier pfp
nice pfp
What does finna mean
W comment
Yessir
I literally dropped my newborn son on the hospital floor to pick up my phone for this video. THE TIMING🙌
Thats crazy 😂
Scumbag
they might as well learn from an early age that everything isn't about them all the time. top class parenting my man.
Oh man
Yupppppp💯
“Perfect timing” we all say in unison
its gonna be a hoot and a holler fr
just finished making a sandwhich and smoking frr
just got home from an 11 hour drive 😭
Where tf did this perfect timing even come from 😅
Indeed
In goblin we trust
Preach 🙏
Goblin I just want you to know every person watching this is stoned and absolutely crying at you mailing a singular pillow in the most sketch box possible with a zip of some wack and a little Obama kush
The legendary Triangle xans! 😂😂 I remember that story. 😂😂
the best pressies gobby’s had😂
Trevor returns!!
3kg extended release triangles
You know it’s a banger when he has to wait for the statute of limitations to expire
yea i know
@robertroth4901 ok? Brother lwk sound like a bummer rn🫠
I start doubting the perfect timing yall are just perma fried 😂
It’s a joke
I've been high for 4 months straight
@@edtheangler4930nah thats factual doe
I hit a dmt blinker 28 months ago and stuck in this dimension it won’t ever end but at least the timing on this video is impeccable
18:51 real ones know the significance of the mango Arizona
Rip Ashton 🙏
Facts
RIP CHAIN:
thats what Ashton used to steal right?
Ohhhh yea, this is my blinker checkpoint.
Mmmmm heavy metals😩
Cheers
Anybody else completely sober and watch his videos all the time
I definitely watch his videos at least!
bro goblin you helped me through addiction problems and mental health problems just from these videos man u always put a smile on my face every time i watch a new video i just want u to know ur the goat dawg keep it up.
Mailing is very accessible now. Double/Triple vacced with alcohol wipes usually enough to get through. Make sure your sources are solid with stealth and you won't have any issues. (allegedly) Not checking tracking gives plausible deniability
man i couldnt not check tracking i just ordered a firewire cable and im checkin that shit every day (its from CHINA too fml)
It’s 100% the safest way to get it off if you know what your doing
Don't they have x ray machines they use to check at random
Goblin coming in with the Thanksgiving break hoots
Fr
baked but that sativa got me clicking this at the speed of light
damn i actually just thought lemme look up goblin and watch some older vids while i wait for a new one and shabam here we go.
I owe the Zig Zag Man in the 1980`s for my first joint. Him and my next-door Neibers son . His dad was from Mexico and brought in the pounds. I was 13 in 1983.
fuck dude when i envisioned you literally balling up a tracking receipt and peeling the fuck off in like a toyota with no tint has me fucking dying laughing. love these stories man
The green triangle xans are such a throwback! One of my favourite goblin videos of all time!
My boy Goblin being a public servant again by dropping a nice timely banger.
Just as I was pissed there was nothing to watch gobby comes through
I did very similar. Found a friend on splatoon 2. I live in a legal state he doesn't. I literally went to Walmart got a 10 dollar candle melted it dropped 3 containers of THC wax.and put it in the box. Dude said it took him so long for it to melt. I was like you could have just broke it open. Lol he liked how it smelled so he didn't want to ruin the candle
its a hoot n a holler every time man 🤝🏼
This is wholesome family entertainment
Can’t wait to binge Goblin stories on my 14hr drive tmr 🔥💪🏼
No one cares lil bro go back to ur geometry dash 🤡🤡
"this video is made with harm reduction as the main intent" "this one is a real statute of limitations banger"
Honestly man these videos are one of the only things relieving my stress and depression. Along with bud but I am DRY rn😖
Just got off of work, ready to get faded. Perfect timing as always is
Anytime there’s a statute of limitations involved we kno we’re in for a real hoot
I just cleared my bong. Nice timing.
Goddam I appreciate goblin for this specially curated ass zombie footage bro got all percs already
I'll never forget the first time watching a gob vid back in 2018. Thought his name was Itchaboi and was mad at him for stealing from walmart. Things have changed alot 😂 ❤❤❤
im damn near crying, been missing these story time videos goblin
Goblin’s my favorite story teller because his stories have built in hydration break
I was getting geeked and waiting for a goblin video
holy shit this video is funny happy holidays gob
Sadly the swedish police are putting a lot of effort into stopping drugs in the mail, they be walking around with dogs n shit in the terminals its crazy they took one sent to me last month and i had a warrant 😂😢
NPS shi or just general? The amount of hungarian kpins ive shipped to sweden is in the hundreds of bottles bro 🤣
@ all drugs in general, customs are super strict and even mail within the country is being checked its crazy we cant have shit anymore 😂😂, me and my buddy found a solution though after they searched my home, we stole a mailbox and set it up next to other mailboxes with a fake name, works great so far 😂😂, hey bru send me some kpins 😂😂🤞💯
@@kajiibKlonopins?I buy them from Mexico and are extremely cheap I get Xanax too
at this point ive been watching goblin for so long hes like a homie
Real ogs said rip Ashton when he said he sippin the mango arizona
Semi autos in zombies is absolute diabolical work
When you packin the bowl scrollin and your gobby senses start tingling
TIMING IS IMMACULATE
I will never smoke weed or do any other of these drugs he talks about, but I do love listening to his stories. Goblin you've got a great personality.
I work at a UPS Store and the questions I have to ask is: your phone number, name, return address, brief description of what's in the package, name of recipient and their address
Once shipped a box to an ex n i sent a box with a bong
a half oz of indoor with candy and makeup stuff didn't even think of hiding the smell n it was fine 😂
Goblin always perfect timing
babe wake up gobin uploaded.
omg i said triangle xan in my head 5 seconds before you mentioned the triangle xans
Dude i hate my moms couch pillows. Whenever i go there theres like a scene set uo with pillows i gotta throw off to sit down lol
I just watched that episode with Josh and it was damn near perfect!!! You definitely should hang out with Josh again!
I need buds in the mail to try out Goblin!!!! Im an old ass man from Ohio whos been listening to you from the get go dam near. Love your style keep the stories coming!!!!
perfect timing as always
The weed guys are who everyone on DNM’s go to to learn how to ship. It’s the most legal but also the most dangerous to ship cause of the smell.
Was just binging old goblin episodes and a fresh one just dropped
Yoo , I just ordered a half zip of Perm. marker from only gas . Looking foward to some fire indoor 🔥
Goblin, as a mail carrier this is just great 😂
immaculate timing as usual from none other than the G.O.B.
G.O.B Father Pt. III QBC, sip lime Bacardi Heavy on the wrist, cube-link, my ice ring Drama we bring, yeah yo that's a small thing
@@jigos2881 what the fuck are you saying
Before you even said you was waiting on the statue of limitations I was already knowing you was gonna say that🤣
Excellent timing per usual Mr. Gob
i am resting from yesterdays five beers and two margaritas today, perfect time for goblin vid
Hoot and a holler alarm went off like the bat signal
Statue of limitations vids always go the hardest time to spark up
nothing better than a old fashion goblin story time
Nobody know about the sleepy joe cart, I know I it feels to be sleep Joe having a stroke in front of a large group of ngls.
Amazing video, Goblin. Watched it before a nightshift 💯
Goblin with the perfect timing uploading while im lowering myself into a scrooge mcduck esque vault full of bud
You always come in with the perfect timing
I’m tripping bad rn I just don’t want to be here anymore
Just turn your phone or computer off? 🤷🏻♀️
I have extensive knowledge of the postal system so here's my 2 cents on some parts of this video.
- Duct tape is prohibited, the postal clerk could've refused the package but they either didn't know or care.
- Not all packages get X-rayed, only some distribution centers have X-ray machines.
- Mylar bags don't block X-rays, that's a total myth and mylar is invisible to X-ray machines.
- The postal clerk asked about the contents of the package to make sure it doesn't have items that are either prohibited or require special handling. e.g. Electronics, chemicals, liquids, florescent lightbulbs. Most don't GAF if you ship green, they just don't wanna be responsible for a HAZMAT situation from some wee tarred shipping hydrochloric acid in a ziploc.
- Web salesmen tell their customers not to check the tracking not for their (the salesmen) protection, but for theprotection of the customer. If and when a parcel is seized they won't go after the recipient because they have no evidence the recipient had any knowledge or consent to receive the package. However, when the tracking is checked they log the IP address (or phone number if you use the phone tracking like some kind of wee tarred) of who checked the tracking, which can be used to link the prospective recipient to their package. Although afaik they've never actually prosecuted anyone this way.
- You actually didn't need to go to the post office, the postal service offers an online tool where you can buy and print postage at home and then just put it in a blue drop box so long as it is small enough. You can also just use stamps if the dimensions are less that 12"x12"x1/4" and under 3.5oz
- Disclaimer: I don't condone or encourage any prohibited activity and my comment is for entertainment purposes only.
It's surprising how frequent this is done.
Ur videos r getting better and better good work goblin
statute of limitations = banger
Unfathomably perfect timing
Love this content as always gobby
duuuude I miss that Obama kush, shit was my favorite
A classic Hoot&Hollar w/ the Zombies Gameplay, love to see it ❤️
Been binging the good ol stories, keep em coming!
The statute of limitations videos be hittin🔥🔥
I knocked out off benzos earlier wake up in the middle of the night and see goblin posted a video. Great
0:42 not all the js but certainly most i owe to kesselman
THANK YOU FOR DROPPING GOBLIN
First shroom trip rn wml yall
Godspeed buddy 🫡❤
2 uploads within a couple days is so lit
This shit made me laugh. I have a lot of old stories from when I used to do shit like this. But that "career" ended in 2015 when I got busted and almost died. But I feel you on this. Very relatable.
perfect timing Gob rollin up rn
W goblin I'm on a "t break" but love your videos man they always help thru hard times
Just woke up to a new goblin video, lets get it❤
Perfect timing goblin thank you
Thank you for a real video goblin
Finally, the first perfect timing 🎉
I just played a 2-3 hour game of zombies on that map. I put on this video, grabbed some food out the fridge, and almost grabbed my controller thinking the game was still going, lmao. I gotta wash my Liberty Balls!
brother i got nebula in a week playing 99% liberty falls, i see liberty falls when i close my eyes. this hit
My friend works at FedEx and told me that this lady tried to ship weed and then didn't understand why he told her he couldn't ship that lol. So like for context, we're in a state where weed is legal and she was trying to ship it to another state where its legal, which still is a crime regardless. But like this lady walked in with a bag from a dispensary and when the lady was getting checked out, the lady was like "oh haha yeah there's uh, something extra, in there for my son". So my friend was like "if its weed, I can't ship that", and this lady could not comprehend why that wasn't allowed lol. His other best story was this guy trying to mail like, several guns and then getting mad when my friend told them he couldn't do that without some specific government forms.
This was a hoot and a holler love the statue of limitation storys
The timing on this is crazy
Y’all think that patched this method ? Asking for a friend , and we are all on a watch list lol 😂
Thanks for a new video brother having a really rough night so
goblin your a real g I just hope u know that on a g ting 💯 always uploading at the right time
the obama cush is a legendary find😂
man where do you live? its at almost every dispo i go to. personal fav
Bro i js sparked up on this lemon jealousy banger video gob