The XCOM Experience

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  • Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
  • I decided to highlight the worst mission I have done on stream.

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  • @coffee115
    @coffee115 3 роки тому +3026

    I'm a civilian in XCOM. I have a 99% chance to make it to the store today, so expect the police to find my car in a ravine.

    • @LordofSyn
      @LordofSyn 3 роки тому +90

      Best comment that could be posted on an XCOM video. Well done.

    • @maxmustermann-zx9yq
      @maxmustermann-zx9yq 3 роки тому +78

      wait till you learn that at least in XCOM EU chances used to get rounded up, meaning 99,5%=100% so you could actually miss a 100% shot 5 in 1000 times

    • @ThunderAndCalico
      @ThunderAndCalico 3 роки тому +8

      I'm going to do a solid for everyone like me who is wondering what mod is being used for the HUD to display names and HP points. Thanks and you're welcome in advance

    • @dmytrykator
      @dmytrykator 3 роки тому +3

      @@maxmustermann-zx9yq one would miss a "100% shot" approximately 5 times in 1000 if *every* "100% shot" was actually a rounded-up 99.5% shot.

    • @thomaspeltier8041
      @thomaspeltier8041 3 роки тому

      @@maxmustermann-zx9yq aaaa

  • @jamiemahoney2446
    @jamiemahoney2446 3 роки тому +2193

    Normal soldier: unable to hit a barn from inside.
    Mind controlled soldier: able to hit a fly on the other side of the wall.

    • @amateurishauthor2202
      @amateurishauthor2202 3 роки тому +102

      I find myself wanting to ague against this, but factually it's impossible too

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull 3 роки тому +47

      They become the goddamn Fire Nations Elite Archers from Avatar the Last Airbender, If you don't know what I'm talking about, real scary level accuracy

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 3 роки тому +21

      Normal Soldier somehow shoots inside a closed barn, and all the bullets go through the mouse hole, and curve through the mouse hole maze, and dart up and outside, into space, avoiding E V E R Y T H I N G.
      The soldier was aiming for the barn.

    • @vornixsbladeserpent6369
      @vornixsbladeserpent6369 3 роки тому +2

      @@TaurusTheCrazyBull oh you still have the game.

    • @ylstorage7085
      @ylstorage7085 2 роки тому +4

      did mange to hit the 1954 chevy inside barn, exploded it, and killed everyone inside the barn.

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei 3 роки тому +764

    XCOM: "These soldiers are the finest to come out of the Training School."
    Officer Training School: "We have purposefully trained them wrong, as a joke."

    • @swankypant3639
      @swankypant3639 3 роки тому +46

      They all wear squeaky shoes

    • @Tar_Ogre
      @Tar_Ogre 3 роки тому +16

      Soldier: If you got an ass I'll kick it!

    • @DongusMcBongus
      @DongusMcBongus 3 роки тому +6

      How about your-mag-gun-to-my-face Style?

    • @MinuHex
      @MinuHex 3 роки тому +5

      They're secretly aliens themselves.

    • @Marcell2aG
      @Marcell2aG Рік тому +3

      We’re bleeding, making us the victors.

  • @venrerafaltis6636
    @venrerafaltis6636 3 роки тому +1996

    The true XCOM experience would be having to do this on an 8 turn timer.

    • @endersblade
      @endersblade 3 роки тому +127

      A true XCOM experience wouldn't involve timers at all.

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 3 роки тому +168

      @@endersblade Agreed... So... Fucking much... I *despise* the turn timers...

    • @dud5606
      @dud5606 3 роки тому +214

      @@MrJinglejanglejingle I still dont understand why did they decide to not carry over MELD mechanic from EW. It was a near perfect solution for pretty much the same problem they tried to solve (which was overly defensive/ cautious playstyles being way too powerful) that couldve been built upon even further, but instead the decided to go with some arbitrary instant fail timers that in context make no sense haf the time. Oh its a secret mission to retrieve ADVENT data? Better be quick because despite not knowing that youre coming aliens put a timed bomb on the computer anyway lol.

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 3 роки тому +29

      @@dud5606 Precisely. Hate it.

    • @ownedmaxer607
      @ownedmaxer607 3 роки тому +36

      People in this thread really like waiting in a corner for enemies to charge into their overwatch or just yoloing people with no care for anything. I've never had a massive problem with the timers in vanilla Xcom 2 or WoTC. Why? because I realized that the timers required just some forward thinking to get the job done, both on the tactical layer and the strategy layer (in the form of upgrades). And If you can't, Learn to cut your losses and bounce back. I won't say Xcom 2 isn't frustrating when the RNG and the time crunch, but it isn't insurmountable, it just means you'll take some Ls.
      I had to take an L yesterday because of a Mini Intel retaliation on my Long War Campaign. The game spawned two pods of one mec and one SuperHeavy mec + troops (one of them had a beserker too) on the map, and even with a lucky hack on a tower resulting in a 2-turn hack of all mecs on the map, all the mecs barely did any damage to their allies with shots and missiles. Add to that, my soldiers missed/grazed high percent shots on the controlled mecs with reinforcements about to drop soon.
      So you know what I did? Instead of whining about what's unfair, I killed the units closest to my soldiers and haven people and set to evac. Lost the mission, lost one civvie, and had a soldier wounded, BUT I saved the other five and the other 7 soldiers on my squad were fully active. You have to have the forethought of how something is going to go based on information. If your not willing to do that and dance with the game's punches, why are you playing/why did you play a strategy game like this?
      Also, "Arbitrary instant fail timers that IN CONTEXT make no sense half the time", nice cover for your obvious strawman with the concession of "it makes sense half the time". I retort by asking you to go to the wiki and see that a Guerrilla Operation (using Guerrilla Warfare tactics) is a style that's meant to hit-and-run engagements. the backbone of those engagements being logistical support from other groups. Time as it were; finally, in contrast, It makes no sense in any context for the Military superpower of Advent to have nuggets of critical supplies (like Elerium) dotted on the all the maps for ANY mission, like Meld, BECAUSE THERE'S NO NEED TO DO THAT ANYMORE. They control the world, not you, so they can store the heavy bulk of their resources anywhere they want and surround it with UFOs.

  • @AveryHyena
    @AveryHyena 2 роки тому +237

    XCOM: The only game where a realism difficulty mode would actually make the game easier, because then XCOM soldiers would be able to land more shots than a 10 year old.

    • @Anna-Pukite
      @Anna-Pukite 6 місяців тому +8

      And even then the 10 year olds would only have shitty aim, because the gun would be too heavy for them.

    • @thesoggiestshart
      @thesoggiestshart Місяць тому

      then again, imagine if every alien had amazing aim and they used nades constantly

  • @hautakleightontam771
    @hautakleightontam771 3 роки тому +893

    Polina cowered in terror, fumbling the very last round into her revolver. The horde closed in, gibbering with ravenous hunger. Her squadmates had barely sufficed as appetisers.
    The chamber clicked into place. Aiming at her temple, she mumbled a quick prayer for forgiveness; no matter what Mama had said, she'd rather burn than be eaten. Then she pulled the trigger.
    *Missed!*
    Her screams rang out as a hundred jaws tore into her flesh.

    • @yukitwirly3044
      @yukitwirly3044 3 роки тому +155

      Man, xcom fanfic is depressing. I give it a 95% out of Are you fucking kidding me?!

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 роки тому +64

      She aimed the gun and pulled the trigger. The shot rang out and the lead lost screamed in agony as she missed the point blank shot at herself and hit the lead lost by accident...

    • @hikerieger6319
      @hikerieger6319 3 роки тому +6

      Why is this so funny?

    • @hautakleightontam771
      @hautakleightontam771 3 роки тому +17

      @@hikerieger6319 Because it's true.

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 роки тому +8

      @@hikerieger6319 I'm actually crying writing this.

  • @patisthegreatest
    @patisthegreatest 3 роки тому +605

    This is the reason why humanity couldn't stop the aliens initially

    • @Guardian-of-Light137
      @Guardian-of-Light137 3 роки тому +35

      This. Painfully makes sense.

    • @Heb_N
      @Heb_N 8 місяців тому +2

      Actually they diplomatically disarmed us and by the time the resistance rose, Advent has better weapons and armor, making guerilla skirmishes an uphill fight

    • @patisthegreatest
      @patisthegreatest 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Heb_N ☝️🤓

    • @pekkita522
      @pekkita522 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Heb_N actually, they won because they kidnapped commander

    • @JamesHall-zs7ui
      @JamesHall-zs7ui 3 місяці тому

      ​@@pekkita522erm actually I think that they won because humans are idiots

  • @LordOfGilneas
    @LordOfGilneas 3 роки тому +464

    As an XCOM veteran I can attest to those in the disbelieving audience, Yes. This is legit.

    • @adarkwind4712
      @adarkwind4712 3 роки тому +34

      Yup. And it’s ok for the vets to laugh and giggle. Because any xcom vet knows this feeling where literally nothing goes right and everyone’s gonna die. 😂 especially that car exploding moment you’re just minding your business and something blows up on the other side of the map that somehow screws you over for the next hour and a half.

    • @GaliantSilverhawk
      @GaliantSilverhawk 3 роки тому +11

      @@adarkwind4712 I lost good men to missing shots, and to them freaking out and missing as well

    • @manifestgreatness3413
      @manifestgreatness3413 3 роки тому +8

      This fact make the game into such a bullshit .

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 Рік тому +4

      @@adarkwind4712 To be fair, that thing got hit by a bunch of... Missed shots.

    • @teseutressoldi3972
      @teseutressoldi3972 Рік тому +2

      but why the player didnt place the soldiers up in the windows of the buildings? it give a flat 20% bonus chance to hit alone. You would miss alot less this way. I always when play xcom and xcom2 try to place my soldiers on higher elevation that the enemy.

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 3 роки тому +1315

    *XCOM devs:* Higher % shots are actually more likely to hit than the % shown
    *Meanwhile XCOM*

    • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
      @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 3 роки тому +112

      @@Jessetor Higher difficulties drop the hit % but it also shows that afaik, so 95% is 95% it's just harder to get up to that

    • @patrickripleyiii134
      @patrickripleyiii134 3 роки тому +87

      Lower difficulty makes higher shot percents even higher the higher it is, like 95 would scale up to like 99 and 75 would go up to like 76. Higher difficulties you get what you see

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar 3 роки тому +7

      Actually, Xcom dev maked a feature so it pratically reverse

    • @ericbryan3426
      @ericbryan3426 3 роки тому +3

      I realize I'm kinda randomly asking but does anybody know of a good website to stream newly released movies online ?

    • @lewiskamryn6813
      @lewiskamryn6813 3 роки тому +2

      @Eric Bryan Flixportal :)

  • @caynidar6295
    @caynidar6295 3 роки тому +417

    Wildlife documentary voiceover: "This is the sound of a streamer slowly losing his mind. Listen as the calls become increasingly higher pitched and strident until the insanity overflows."

    • @WhoCares-wt7wi
      @WhoCares-wt7wi 3 роки тому +4

      For Honor is worse

    • @anthraxagatone1048
      @anthraxagatone1048 3 роки тому +9

      I read that in Attenborough's voice, and lost my shit XD

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому

      @@WhoCares-wt7wi Chivalry is worse than For Honor. It just has to be.
      Shogun 2, Vanilla Xcom 2 and some other games are worse.

  • @brentramsten249
    @brentramsten249 3 роки тому +476

    i remember when i saw "missed shots: 0" at the end screen of one of my missions and i was genuinely astonished.

    • @enderknight5577
      @enderknight5577 3 роки тому +33

      stop lying that is impossible

    • @swuxel6580
      @swuxel6580 3 роки тому +30

      @@enderknight5577 not if you dont use guns

    • @shawngillogly6873
      @shawngillogly6873 3 роки тому +27

      Just remember, that stat doesn't track missed overwatches. So it probably lied. :P

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому

      @@swuxel6580 [Xcom bribing aliens kn the spot]

  • @chrismartindale7840
    @chrismartindale7840 Рік тому +62

    Doctor: You have a 95% chance of surviving the procedure.
    XCOM player: Better fill out my will.

  • @stubbyfoamz1
    @stubbyfoamz1 3 роки тому +243

    Aim: 100%
    Bullet: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

    • @bryan0x05
      @bryan0x05 Рік тому +2

      That's likely because they round the number up for the display but not for the backend.

  • @bradypahl
    @bradypahl 3 роки тому +1135

    Fallout has taught me that even at 99% you can still miss.

    • @yahyamusseb
      @yahyamusseb 3 роки тому +16

      You talking about 1&2 right?

    • @RaymenchacaSc2
      @RaymenchacaSc2 3 роки тому +109

      Birth control taught me that at 99% you can still hit

    • @Rebacs
      @Rebacs 3 роки тому +80

      xcom 1 taught me that even at 100% it can miss

    • @joaolucaslages7792
      @joaolucaslages7792 3 роки тому +59

      @@Rebacs XCOM 1 taught me that at 99% you WILL miss

    • @Necroskull00
      @Necroskull00 3 роки тому +13

      Xcom 1 taught me that you can have a soldier that only hits 40% and 100% shots

  • @ImVeryMuchBored
    @ImVeryMuchBored 3 роки тому +283

    This video is the greatest demonstration of the phrase "THAT'S XCOM BAYBEE!" I have ever seen

    • @ianquinn6814
      @ianquinn6814 3 роки тому +9

      Its also reminded me of a comment I saw a few months back - saying "I'm on overwatch" really means "I really couldn't be any less prepared for the enemy to walk in front of me"

    • @martintyrmer5484
      @martintyrmer5484 Рік тому +2

      @@ianquinn6814 More like "Im gonna miss a shot - fancy edition with slomo and shit"

  • @ShadowMurloc483
    @ShadowMurloc483 3 роки тому +702

    and then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. And then I fired. And I missed. This went on for several hours.

    • @GlasgowMick89
      @GlasgowMick89 3 роки тому +55

      I had a Popsicle.

    • @IAUnlimited
      @IAUnlimited 3 роки тому +40

      I passed out in the snow.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 роки тому +12

      Don't forget that after every, oh, second "and I missed", you have "SUMMON MORE LOST".

    • @tobor88
      @tobor88 3 роки тому +31

      @@IAUnlimited
      But then I woke up! And I reloaded. And then I fired and then I missed. So fired again. I hit something! But it wasn't what I was going for. So i guess i missed.

    • @Bamboo_bazooka
      @Bamboo_bazooka 3 роки тому +17

      @@tobor88 Passed out again. Had another popsicle.

  • @tacomage3796
    @tacomage3796 3 роки тому +691

    New crit mod: Only the crits actually hit.

    • @olegoleg258
      @olegoleg258 3 роки тому +36

      high ground, talon rounds, sniper, laser scope, advanced critical mind thingie. who the fuck needs cover when you can just delete anything from the map while they just always miss
      unless it doesn't apply to aliens

    • @dinisnascimento4929
      @dinisnascimento4929 3 роки тому +1

      Amazing challenge run

    • @emib6599
      @emib6599 3 роки тому +10

      I prefer a Vogons vs Stormtroopers mod.
      Both enemies and allies have a 99% of missing the shot.

    • @hikerieger6319
      @hikerieger6319 3 роки тому +2

      Wow I would burn the game honestly

    • @AeryelleCat
      @AeryelleCat 3 роки тому +1

      Honestly, that at least give me a peace of mind cause I wont have fake hope from a 90% hit

  • @Khalirei
    @Khalirei 3 роки тому +65

    Real Life: You miss every shot you don't take.
    Xcom: You miss every shot you take.

  • @Foreststrike
    @Foreststrike 3 роки тому +354

    "You couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!" - Zane

  • @abysmalist4761
    @abysmalist4761 3 роки тому +113

    "RNG is a system designed to increase the fun for the player by giving it a fresh take every playthrough"

  • @The_Starfleet_Ensign
    @The_Starfleet_Ensign 3 роки тому +48

    the amount of natural 1's in this clip is amazing

  • @jeffarwady
    @jeffarwady 3 роки тому +30

    I totally lost it when the guy pointed his gun 4 feet above the alien's head that was standing right in front of him. Thanks for that laugh, I needed it.

  • @Official_Proxy
    @Official_Proxy 3 роки тому +89

    This gives me vietnam flashbacks to Fallout 2 where even with 95% chance to hit I'd still miss twice in a row more times than I can count

    • @mitchellslate1249
      @mitchellslate1249 3 роки тому +8

      Okay the numbers are still 1 out of 20...in D&D we all know what Nat 1s are and how we cannot escape. But XCOM sounds rigged from what I read.

    • @musingartisan
      @musingartisan 3 роки тому +4

      You can rig DnD by saying "That's easy, you can only miss that if you roll a nat 1." This guarantees a 1 to be rolled.

    • @Kurppalumppu
      @Kurppalumppu 2 роки тому

      That's only because your brain registers every occurrence of a 95% missing twice in a row instead of all the hits. So you're biased to only remember the misses and not the countless times that you have hit.

    • @ahuzel
      @ahuzel 9 місяців тому

      @@Kurppalumppu the amount of lucky 20-, 30-% and unlikely overwatch ive landed its too damn high, still i trigger when i fail anything at 80+% or higher

  • @sargesacker2599
    @sargesacker2599 3 роки тому +310

    I love it when beating games doesn’t rely on skill or tactics but how much favour you have with RNGesus.

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar 3 роки тому +20

      But this game does not, they multiple feature to make you vomit blood

    • @davidevans7477
      @davidevans7477 3 роки тому +17

      Oh there is skill, you just have to deal with rng too.. but ai have that drawback too

    • @longislandlegoboy
      @longislandlegoboy 3 роки тому +15

      I mean, he did not play exactly optimally here to minimize RNG risks lol. Notice how he gets 3 hits in a row when he finally puts someone on high ground where you get a +20% accuracy bonus

    • @AB-dd4jz
      @AB-dd4jz 2 роки тому

      Well in this case I prefer praying to an rngesus with waifus, hence probably why I'm pissed when playing Xcom but not when playing FE3H

    • @TheStygian
      @TheStygian Рік тому +2

      Skill and experience are needed to play around the uncertainty of battle. The enemy has the same (actually worse) modifiers as you.
      Xcom is a hard game. And it's skillbased. Try playing on Legend without tactics and just rely on RNG... that will go great for you, right?

  • @ianbrzeski2381
    @ianbrzeski2381 3 роки тому +36

    This video is the polar opposite of the video that I just watched where he sends in a single guy with a Katana, R.A.G.E. Suit, Arashi Shotgun, and a Stasis Vest. This one man army continued to go and rip and tear his way through the entire level by himself basically only using his katana while using his shotgun every once and a while.

    • @Fullgingermode
      @Fullgingermode 10 місяців тому +1

      Dude was roleplaying as the Chosen Assassin

  • @zoneanomaly4780
    @zoneanomaly4780 3 роки тому +38

    I like how you can see them aiming DIRECTLY at an enemy and then very obviously aim entirely wide. It's mocking you

  • @ViKell.
    @ViKell. 3 роки тому +105

    I got physically angry because I REMEMBER THIS EXACT FEELING

    • @Solus749
      @Solus749 3 роки тому +1

      I have an x-com 2 ( with the dlc ) save closing in on the final tasks right now and there is a reason I tend to run rangers, swords and shotguns from 1-2 tiles away generally don't miss unless the enemy have a native 20-30 % dodge or is in cover.
      Also never bring grenadiers to lost missions EVER.....I have way to many close calls with "accidental" explosions I would have wanted to avoid in an area where enemies are sensitive to sound.

  • @mrbeard7701
    @mrbeard7701 3 роки тому +36

    I was recently feeling like I wanted to play xcom again. then I watched this and ya know what? i'm good.

    • @seidrondaer2093
      @seidrondaer2093 3 роки тому +7

      I wanted to buy this games, and... nah, I'm good.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +1

      @@seidrondaer2093 I lost my ability to sleep playing this.
      Sleeping 4 hours a day. You did good

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +1

      I have written a manual on what to do playing this game. It's the only way
      I unironically agree with your comment

  • @skynet0912
    @skynet0912 3 роки тому +52

    I discovered that my least favorite number is 94...
    I found this out when i took tallies of all the missed shots i had during an entire playthrough, and my 94% shots missed 80% of the time!

    • @foolsnightout6111
      @foolsnightout6111 2 роки тому +6

      you two? I saved before a 94 chance to hit mised 4 times good god

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +3

      @@foolsnightout6111 Nah, the worst is when loading a save turns every hit into a miss.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +2

      I can't remember if it was EU or 2
      I remember that lower % shots hit more than higher. If you don't need it to hit, it will.
      Also, lower ranks miss more with the same %s as compared to higher ranking units

  • @Foreststrike
    @Foreststrike 3 роки тому +75

    Trained professional marksmen vs. AN AIMING SYSTEM DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU MISS YOUR SHOT.

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 3 роки тому +48

    Obligatory “YOU MISSED A 99% SHOT!”

  • @CrazyWizza
    @CrazyWizza 3 роки тому +50

    Glad to have you bac, Bahroo. Another great turn based game in XCom. May the RNG gods be in your favor.

  • @nemmvoll8086
    @nemmvoll8086 3 роки тому +151

    Mmmmh, yes, Missed Shot compilation. Good, Nodders.

    • @Phill6000
      @Phill6000 3 роки тому +6

      its not a compilation its just one mission. And a lot of missed shots rooDerp

    • @GreyDez88
      @GreyDez88 3 роки тому +1

      NODDERS

  • @Adam.godson
    @Adam.godson 3 роки тому +57

    I missed 3 95% in a row the other night, fucking classic

    • @jackshan501
      @jackshan501 3 роки тому

      Isnt the game kinda old now? It had any new content?

    • @Meteor2022
      @Meteor2022 3 роки тому +5

      @@jackshan501 A fuckton of mods and 3 DLC.

    • @The8thblock
      @The8thblock 3 роки тому +4

      ive had that, and for some reason when i decide to say "fuck it" on a soldier with only a 25% chance to hit, they some how make the shot.

    • @zaxscat5357
      @zaxscat5357 3 роки тому

      @@The8thblock 39%chance? You mean reload do an different action and to avoid the miss lock and try it again

  • @CENTRINOaki
    @CENTRINOaki 3 роки тому +11

    When the mind controlled soldier threw that grenade I felt that in my soul

  • @ubermaster1
    @ubermaster1 3 роки тому +12

    The scream after that final miss killed me, I felt the pain.

  • @thehumblegamer3860
    @thehumblegamer3860 Рік тому +5

    Hello! I wanted to say thank you for all of your older content. I was a massive fan of watching you play BL2. Its been about 8-9 years now and I've made it out of college. BL2 has become my favorite videogame of all time and I spent many nights watching your content over and over throughout my childhood. I wanted to say thank you for everything you've made. Its significance will never be lost on me. I wish you the best in your endeavors!

  • @gergdah
    @gergdah 3 роки тому +14

    I laughed nearly as much now as I did when watching it live, great job on the editing and I hope to see more like this!

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 3 роки тому +7

    Meanwhile on Xenonauts:
    Aimed Single Shot for 78% of your total AP
    Chance to hit: 98%
    Result: Miss the alien, hit a civvie on the other side of the map and lose overwhelming amounts of council support at the end of the semester

  • @DavidFernandez-rs5lu
    @DavidFernandez-rs5lu 3 роки тому +20

    subtitles: *crying for 14 minutes and 6 seconds*

  • @Blank137
    @Blank137 3 роки тому +13

    12:40
    He reaches the point we all reach at one point or another.
    "WELP. MISSION'S FUCKED. JUST KILL ME. KILL MY WHOLE TEAM. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE."

  • @MrPercy012
    @MrPercy012 3 роки тому +28

    Ah yes the guaranteed Bahroo "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" , just what i was waiting for 5:48

  • @griffincrump5077
    @griffincrump5077 3 роки тому +7

    This makes me think of the D&D campaign where the cleric missed every single attack he made

  • @Weeohhweeohh
    @Weeohhweeohh 3 роки тому +24

    This hurts me, deep down.

  • @JayviationGames
    @JayviationGames 3 роки тому +24

    This is the unluckiest thing I have ever seen, holy fuck.

    • @jdog345
      @jdog345 10 місяців тому

      Nah this is nothing. I’ve missed 4 95% in a row today, why I came to watch this video to feel better, and I have a soldier missing a 100% on video.

    • @fromdarknesscomeslight6894
      @fromdarknesscomeslight6894 3 місяці тому

      My winning shot in EU was a 95% shot on an Elder. Miss. Save scummed and repositioned to take a 44% shot instead. That hit.
      Welcome to XCOM where the aim is made up and the shots don't matter.

  • @Neutral_1zed
    @Neutral_1zed 3 роки тому +2

    *”Oh my god how many can you fucking miss”*
    Said every XCOM Player in existence.

  • @audreyLeijon
    @audreyLeijon 3 роки тому +10

    I have NEVER heard such unrivaled anguish

  • @jannickandreasen7896
    @jannickandreasen7896 3 роки тому +1

    is this the stormtrooper episode where all the zombies has gained plot armour

  • @viktorprime2204
    @viktorprime2204 3 роки тому +3

    X COM be like: " We miss a lot. But they miss as well! "

  • @WankersCramp69
    @WankersCramp69 3 роки тому +3

    I have great comfort knowing that others have been through this pain as well.

  • @jocsy1
    @jocsy1 3 роки тому +34

    Love the streams and cant wait for a time when uploads are consistent

  • @Summer_Tea
    @Summer_Tea 3 роки тому +5

    I love the use of Tressa's thank you as a notification at 2:47.

  • @ewanedwards6822
    @ewanedwards6822 Рік тому +3

    Xcom wouldn't dare take advantage of our innate gullibiltiy.

  • @Arokhsteel
    @Arokhsteel 3 роки тому +2

    Xcom is the only game that can traumatize you so hard that you have to cross your fingers and hope your grenade doesn't somehow miss.

  • @N7niko
    @N7niko 3 роки тому +3

    This made me want to play xcom 2 again. Thanks for the laughs from the video, and the rage from the game.

  • @Rebacs
    @Rebacs 3 роки тому +17

    We need full xcom highlights series rooSlam

  • @Wawawawawhe
    @Wawawawawhe 3 роки тому +6

    Your awesome editor doing an amazing job as always. This is hilarious!

  • @kegaryu7025
    @kegaryu7025 3 роки тому +5

    This reminds me of a game grumps animated short called "missed" . Pretty much sums up this video :D

  • @awanderer3047
    @awanderer3047 2 роки тому +4

    When I used a melee to finish off the snek king it gave me the achievement the moment I pressed the button, despite the fact that the initial move didn't kill. Everything is rolled the moment you press the button, so those soldiers decided the moment you pressed the button to miss

  • @user-su3rf6po2r
    @user-su3rf6po2r 8 місяців тому +2

    Being honest this was just the walking dead but no one could hit their shots

  • @JayHog1992
    @JayHog1992 2 роки тому +4

    Fighting against the Lost feels like you're playing a turn based Left 4 Dead. Every once in a while, while you're trying to deal with shit, more shit happens almost without breaks.

  • @alexvazquez2871
    @alexvazquez2871 3 роки тому +3

    4:05
    At that point they're intentionally missing. The soldier aimed and then was like, "whoops! Sorry commander, I had something in my lense."

  • @OnYourSquare
    @OnYourSquare 3 роки тому +3

    I downloaded the XCOM 2: Complete Collection for Android.
    Curiously, my wife and daughter's tablets were found snapped in two, a short time after.
    Weird.

  • @motasmagic
    @motasmagic Рік тому +1

    I have been watching xcom 2 videos this past weeks and this was the KING!!! ROFLMAO!!

  • @TKKitty.
    @TKKitty. 3 роки тому +10

    Libido Excitement continues to build Libido

  • @OfficalNomyz
    @OfficalNomyz 3 роки тому +1

    I can feel your pain of the “95%? How could I miss!” To the miss EVERYTHING. It costed me a mouse tryna play xcom

  • @demyx0067
    @demyx0067 2 роки тому +5

    Only game where savescumming is considered a fair strategy

  • @mikerochburns4104
    @mikerochburns4104 3 роки тому +7

    Drink every time Admiral _'daddy issues'_ says the word "BOOMER"

  • @jakemertens1382
    @jakemertens1382 3 роки тому +5

    High ground is like a cheat code on these long untimed lost missions

  • @SNOWDUDE13
    @SNOWDUDE13 Рік тому +1

    Every comment was absolutely on point. I was cracking up in pain with you my fellow xcom brother.

  • @mattvoelker241
    @mattvoelker241 3 роки тому +12

    when my soldier missed a 100% shot i threw it out. I like the story, but the against-you rng of the player shots is just so terrible.

    • @skarletfenrir6979
      @skarletfenrir6979 3 роки тому +3

      Thats why i dont play games like this they usually have a decent story but the gameplay is either amazing or complete bullshit and which it is changes every second.

    • @SwordWieldingDuck
      @SwordWieldingDuck 3 роки тому

      @@skarletfenrir6979 first, the game version from the video is heavily modded, so any of the mods could very well mess up with actual hit chances. Second, the guy plays super dumb, he does not even check what he shooting and at what chance, and each time surprised he kills a boomer (modded enemy btw).
      Regarding "complete bullshit", this game is 100% tactical, and RNG actually plays very little role. Because if success, or death of a soldier gets decided by 1 bad roll, you made many mistakes long before that role. Also, most of the abilities, especially defensive ones, are pretty much there to correct your mistakes or bad rolls. Healing is for example is exactly sad. Grenades and attachments and abilities are for those low % chances.
      This game only fucks you up with RNG if you allow it.

    • @skarletfenrir6979
      @skarletfenrir6979 3 роки тому +3

      @@SwordWieldingDuck missing when i have a 100% chance to hit is bullshit and its happened way to many times. I have hit more shots in this game that are below 75% than above 90% that is bullshit rng. Yes its tactical but i have had the perfect plan way to many times and still lost because every shot somehow misses.

    • @jdog345
      @jdog345 10 місяців тому +2

      @@SwordWieldingDuckas a vet who loves the game and who has multiple legendary play throughs, bull-fucking-shit. You can do everything right and be fucked over by missing multiple 95s. Your only salvation is late-game when everyone is a colonel with Chosen gear and you forget there’s a chance to hit and start screaming about not criting instead.

  • @C.K.D2001
    @C.K.D2001 3 роки тому +2

    Bro this is legit the main reason why I full on stopped playing XCOM all together the amount of times I had to save and restart missions because none of the units would hit anything despite having near enough 100% aim or being 1 or 2 tiles away from the enemy I did manage to get back into it for a couple days later down the line but had to shove a series of cheats in to actually make it playable

  • @mrsleepsleep40
    @mrsleepsleep40 3 роки тому +4

    if bahroo was doin the fitness challenge where everz time he misses he does a sit up or something he would literally fall dead

  • @UmbrasMercy
    @UmbrasMercy 3 роки тому +4

    Annnnnd he's gone again.
    *RIP*
    Twas nice while it lasted

  • @Wootmanwashere
    @Wootmanwashere 3 роки тому +5

    I felt that 95% miss. In my soul. It hurt. It hurt bad.

  • @matbear7206
    @matbear7206 3 роки тому +2

    I can slowly feel my XCOM Nightmares coming back while wathing this..

  • @TaggedByTim
    @TaggedByTim 3 роки тому +5

    Bahroo and the editor are back! Missed y'all. Also as someone who has never played xcom I have no idea why every one is missing shots

    • @raammostel7416
      @raammostel7416 3 роки тому +3

      Literally just really unlucky. Sometines the characters had 95% chance to hit and they still rolled the 5% to miss

    • @dracosfire7247
      @dracosfire7247 3 роки тому

      Because it’s true random, unlike most percent chance games where the odds are weighted in the player’s favour. So there’s no rounding up, no rerolls, no hidden bonuses, just raw numbers.
      And raw numbers don’t care how many times in a row something has gone wrong for you, they’ll be just as harsh each time.

  • @sergioq123
    @sergioq123 2 роки тому +2

    I was debating between playin xcom and darkest dungeon and found this video,and chech the history of videos of this channel of just pure darkest dungeon videos until this xcom video happened and it’s the last video of this channel a year ago…darkest dungeon it is

  • @GoliothOnline666
    @GoliothOnline666 3 роки тому +14

    Its funny how XCOM2 literally made me realize that squad based tactics are garbage if you need to rely on explosions to deal most of your dmg if the aiming system exists simply to make you judge statistical math and probability.

  • @baloneyandfunk5234
    @baloneyandfunk5234 Рік тому +1

    I love the restraint from rage quitting...the first time anyway lol.

  • @wolfwalker4585
    @wolfwalker4585 3 роки тому +10

    As a experienced X-Com 2 WOTC player, I can confirm, that X-Com 2 early game combined with the Lost from WOTC is a VERY quick way to achieve the mental status of total madness

  • @alienlobsteroo4882
    @alienlobsteroo4882 Рік тому +1

    Somehow this convinced me to try out the xcom series

  • @amateurishauthor2202
    @amateurishauthor2202 3 роки тому +3

    *watches all the misses and the anger rising*
    Me: First time?

  • @elvinmacospag6989
    @elvinmacospag6989 3 роки тому +1

    This. This is why I set backup plans for WHEN 90% shots miss.
    I still remember that time when one of my soldiers missed two 98% shots IN A ROW.

  • @skibadibapmbapdap
    @skibadibapmbapdap 3 роки тому +10

    I watched this tragedy live and Im glad its been immortalized on youtube for future generations lol

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 3 роки тому +1

    These boys could go up to an enemy with a goddamn sword and not only miss, not only try and heal them like a moron, but fail at healing them, ironically doing damage. Fucking XCOM.
    Pain-peko

  • @Sariot666
    @Sariot666 3 роки тому +13

    I've been playing LWOTC recently and am routinely missing every shot. I can't help but feel that the actual numbers are much lower than what they tell us just to add a slight difficulty curve.

  • @Jack-kb5nb
    @Jack-kb5nb 2 роки тому

    Recently bought Xcom 1 and 2 and wanted to see something exactly like this. Thank you for showing us your pain

  • @JLeaf337
    @JLeaf337 3 роки тому +19

    This video is not helping me as I was already irrationally angry at everything today, this is topping it off

  • @HESHRocketWarhead
    @HESHRocketWarhead 3 роки тому +1

    I don't know what the bigger achievement is: Missing that many shots, or only losing one soldier through all of that.

  • @SwedishGundam
    @SwedishGundam 3 роки тому +7

    Someone please make a voice pack for war of the chosen from this video

  • @Phickic
    @Phickic 3 роки тому +2

    I haven't watched you since bl2 and coming back to see you playing a game from my favorite franchise of all time is amazing.

  • @90snetworkproductions79
    @90snetworkproductions79 3 роки тому +3

    Don’t feel bad, ADVENT and today in my experience, The Hunter, *ON LEGEND,* managed to “miss,” a grenade throw in between three of my guys. 🤣😂 Last time I saw that happen was in the legacy ops 😂

  • @jusjase_3229
    @jusjase_3229 3 роки тому +1

    gotta love how proud she sounds for hitting a target at 2 inches away at 3:56
    even though her gun's aimed high in the sky, its as if the bullet only travels to unintended places

  • @KyuuriSuji
    @KyuuriSuji 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you editor!

  • @Tigris-ld5ho
    @Tigris-ld5ho Рік тому +1

    "That's Xcom baby!"

  • @jaxrammus9165
    @jaxrammus9165 3 роки тому +10

    I stopped playing xcom 2 when I realized 90% chance was actually 50% and it ruined the game for me.

  • @devilwolf3202
    @devilwolf3202 3 роки тому +2

    You can feel how he not-so-slowly slips into insanity

  • @paulhermann2956
    @paulhermann2956 3 роки тому +3

    this.....this was just painfull....
    #happy Bahroo is back

  • @radiofreemurray5008
    @radiofreemurray5008 3 роки тому +1

    My biggest regret in life was buying xcom 2 and its dlc for 30 bucks in store, that was 20 bucks cheaper then normal, couldn't get the dlc to work, then, played for a few days, found that the game is filled with rng, then shelfed it for 2 years, bought it for digital for 5 to 10 bucks, got dlc working, found the game was still rng hell even with dlc, then deleted it, and finally went to sleep knowing I wasted 35 bucks on a game twice, that I'll most likely never play again