I used to work at bath and body works and can confirm that the first thing you learn is that Japanese cherry blossom is the most common scent in the world
@@lusciousgremlin she said every two months? Or did she post it again? I am sure she said she didn't know you don't have to do so after people called her out for the waste. She even said on her IG that she said every two months, not every month. Which is still way too often ofcourse.
@@Fluffy-Fluffy thanks for the clarification lol I have two cats and I’ve never replaced them like that lol I deep clean them once a month really no reason to replace them but hey if you got the money then shoot lol
I guarantee she has not read any of those books that she showed. There's no way her vocabulary is as terrible as it is.If she was actually reading anything above third grade level
Beck said she listens to the audio on triple speed, I love audiobooks they keep me sane in work. I could never keep up with the amount of books she claims to read that way
I don't remember Amber ever carrying that purse or any purse that large. Too bad, such a nice purse, but my first thought was how dirty she would get it just throwing it around.
They're called purses/wallets in the UK and Ireland then a handbag is a purse in the US I guess. But Amber wouldn't know that. My favourite part of the scarf era was when their house flooded and she was solely worried about her scarves. Love the different personality in every scene
We call it a purse....handbag or pocketbook. It depends on where you live in the US. I am from New York and we call it a purse and we call a wallet a wallet. I think down south they call it a pocketbook.
I’ve never heard of the shade “milky pink “. Shocks me how wasteful Amber is with never thinking to recycle/sell her unwanted clothes. Great video Salty 🦀
I don't think the "choker era" ever ended...and don't forget the cat ears era. Also, Amber is an expert at taking a halfway decent "alfit" (outfit), "mill" (meal) or decorative item for the home and completely classing it down. Like her bizaare food combos...spaghetti and potato chips, anyone? The Minkoff bag was okay but let's make it tacky by using a hideous keychain as a bag charm. It's kind of like taking a BMW sedan and painting it fluorescent lime green (no offense to lime green BMW owners).
I feel like the reason Amberlynn shops so much is because she needs something to fill that empty void. She needs some sort of satisfaction, aside from eating.
Her "I know a lotta people..." is so annoying lol. I just wanna know who are all these "lotta people" that's paying that much attention to her makeup and her shopping at Walmart when she's been without makeup dozens of times and has been to Wlmart and Target hundreds of times. 🤷🏿♀️
Amberlynn is purely addicted to shopping, for sure not a hoarder. Hoarders have a mental breakdown at the thought of throwing away anything. Shes addicted to buying stuff like shes addicted to eating
@@angussneef yep. And you can forget about adoption because I know, at least where I live, you can’t adopt a child if you’re morbidly obese (good policy imo.) so ya, none of that is ever happening. She’s probably not even gonna make it to 50 let’s be real.
Is someone else slightly annoyd how she is using cheap fake glasses without having any issues of seeing? You can see how the lenses are just some cheap plastic. Edit. I just wanted to congratulate you, your channel is growing really fast 🎉
She got jealous when her ex girlfriend needed glasses. Amberlynn wouldn't be quiet so the girlfriend's parents had to buy her a pair also. I believe it was Krystal.
Nah because in the first clip, Destiny already broke up with her offscreen, that's why she looked like an absolute mess. She impulsively did a haul to distract herself. ALR kept it a secret for 2 weeks or so, oof
I SINCERELY doubt she read that Stephen King book. Stephen King is notorious for his books being tougher to read and comprehend….imma just leave that there
And it's a slow build, complicated story about a pandemic, that there's always a joke people get sick reading it because it takes so long. I loved it, but it took about a month
@@angussneef I’ve seen plenty of people who have said this about his books. I’m an avid reader so I’m not one of those people but it is a complaint I’ve seen about his writing.
I SWEAR I'm waiting for her pyramid scheme era. Wax melts? Scentsy. Gaudy, ugly, cheap jewelry? Paparazzi. It's a matter of time, once the UA-cam check fizzles out
Those cat bowls look huge. Even if you have two cats eating out of one dish, it shouldn't be that big. And the water dish? Is that for all the pets? Is this instead of having multiple bowls like you're supposed to do if you have multiple pets?
@@esthetbear That's exactly what it is. In a more recent video, people saw an overflowing bowl of cat food on the counter. It was more than enough for two cats.
I think the reason she prefers to buy from amazon is she gets that instant gratification bc the parcel arrives within a day whereas if she buys from anywhere else she has to wait and god forbid she waits
Amazon means she doesn't have to walk or leave the house. She gets a high from online browsing, adding to cart, removing or updating the cart, checking out, getting emails with tracking, getting the box, unboxing, showing us a haul. And by then it's time to shop on Amazon for more stuff.
When things hang/lay in a series im store she just buys it all. Wether they’re necklaces or those melt smell things. She buys like she eats: just everything, and it just bulks up everywhere without being used.
Oooh, The Stand! Absolute ~Hot Take~ nobody has ever said before about anything ever: the book is better than the show (and they + Ezra Miller absolutely destroyed my favorite character)
I read it 3x and it was my favorite Stephen King book ever! The tv show was actually well done, I thought they wouldn’t be able to replicate the book, but they did pretty well.
I enjoy her walmart hauls because I can't stand to go there, i called Walmart today to see if they had hault dog repellent or miniature megaphones, but noooo!
She never looks all that different to me 😅 but also, how hard is it to get ready really quickly before filming if you’re gonna film? This is her only job lol
HOW many wax melters in one single haul?!?!?! This girl is nuts. Edit after watching further into the video and seeing the like 8 lipsticks also in one single haul 🪦🪦🪦
She just shops to shop. She buys things, gets anxious because she has too many of them, regifts them in order to buy more.
Addiction...
Instant gratification.
I used to work at bath and body works and can confirm that the first thing you learn is that Japanese cherry blossom is the most common scent in the world
that’s bath n body works best seller
new pet bowls every month AND a new litterbox every two months? jeez.
On one of her new videos she also buys litter boxes monthly
@@lusciousgremlin she said every two months? Or did she post it again? I am sure she said she didn't know you don't have to do so after people called her out for the waste. She even said on her IG that she said every two months, not every month. Which is still way too often ofcourse.
@@lusciousgremlin She said every other month.
She's trying so hard to kill the planet as fast as she's killing herself
@@Fluffy-Fluffy thanks for the clarification lol I have two cats and I’ve never replaced them like that lol
I deep clean them once a month really no reason to replace them but hey if you got the money then shoot lol
What adult doesn’t enjoy plastic jury?
😮 jury or jewelry lord help I think I killed 3 million brain cells trying to figure this out
@@nicolehunt5827 I'm embarrassed that I read it and immediately understood 😂
@@nicolehunt5827 jewellery with an amberlyn * accent *
Oh....😂
I'm more of a cardboard-type deal girly-pop 😍
(yes, even in my late 20s I still do TCGs😅)
I love hearing her say “Wah-mart is really steppeen up their game.”
Whenever they get new merchandise she’s astounded.
That milky pink blanket reminds me of the pink she wore in the infamous "who cares if I gaslight my audience" live stream
I guarantee she has not read any of those books that she showed. There's no way her vocabulary is as terrible as it is.If she was actually reading anything above third grade level
Beck said she listens to the audio on triple speed, I love audiobooks they keep me sane in work. I could never keep up with the amount of books she claims to read that way
Every time she says “super cute” or “like”, I feel like I lose three brain cells.
"Super, super cute" is equivalent to ten cells down.
Same 😂😂
And “literally”
I busted out laughing when she said “eyebrow equipment” WHAT 💀
always wonder how much of her 'hauls' end up in landfil
It’s after her the name came from
*Landfillynn*
Remember torrid mountain when she kept buying new clothes, putting them on when she was clearly filthy and then just chucking them on top
I don't remember Amber ever carrying that purse or any purse that large. Too bad, such a nice purse, but my first thought was how dirty she would get it just throwing it around.
They're called purses/wallets in the UK and Ireland then a handbag is a purse in the US I guess. But Amber wouldn't know that. My favourite part of the scarf era was when their house flooded and she was solely worried about her scarves. Love the different personality in every scene
We call it a purse....handbag or pocketbook. It depends on where you live in the US. I am from New York and we call it a purse and we call a wallet a wallet. I think down south they call it a pocketbook.
I also grew up calling wallets a purse and my purse my handbag. My family is from Barbados and all the women around me did that as well.
A “covit” is when you have covid but just a bit.
Milky pink hahaha she used strawberry milk to describe a color haha like when she said reasonings like seasonings haha all relates to food
I’ve never heard of the shade “milky pink “. Shocks me how wasteful Amber is with never thinking to recycle/sell her unwanted clothes. Great video Salty 🦀
“Milky pink” makes me immediately envision Pepto Bismol.
Milky pink is the color in the bucket when you're milking a cow, but there's a little bit of blood in it. 😂😂😂
@@MsLemon42 same if I’m honest.
Buy just to throw it 3 days later.. that's so amberlynn 🤣🤣
Her shopping is just like her eating and her gift giving, she never treats herself or others to something of quality, it is always about quantity.
Ew not the ripples😖😭
I don't think the "choker era" ever ended...and don't forget the cat ears era. Also, Amber is an expert at taking a halfway decent "alfit" (outfit), "mill" (meal) or decorative item for the home and completely classing it down. Like her bizaare food combos...spaghetti and potato chips, anyone? The Minkoff bag was okay but let's make it tacky by using a hideous keychain as a bag charm. It's kind of like taking a BMW sedan and painting it fluorescent lime green (no offense to lime green BMW owners).
But she never looks any different when she has her hair and makeup done 😂🤔
Well she looks bitchier when she has the wings.
Without the makeup and hair and filters our gorly pop looks ROUGH!!!! Rode hard and put away wet my granddaddy would say!
I feel like the reason Amberlynn shops so much is because she needs something to fill that empty void. She needs some sort of satisfaction, aside from eating.
Her "I know a lotta people..." is so annoying lol. I just wanna know who are all these "lotta people" that's paying that much attention to her makeup and her shopping at Walmart when she's been without makeup dozens of times and has been to Wlmart and Target hundreds of times. 🤷🏿♀️
She has also pulled the "my best friend is black" and "my best friend is trans" none of these things are true 😂
@@raininglanternthere are blacks in my family I have dated out of my race. Amber that isn't quite the way to say either of those things
Amberlynn is purely addicted to shopping, for sure not a hoarder. Hoarders have a mental breakdown at the thought of throwing away anything. Shes addicted to buying stuff like shes addicted to eating
Why do her hands always look dirty?!!! Oh we also had the kimono aera!! She couldn't pronounce kimono 😂😂😂
I think that she has diabetuuus.....Her knuckles are always brown which is a symptom of high sugar. She just denies having diabetes.
Sandra Boo Lock.
“She’s gonna make a great nana someday” like she’ll survive that long lol
@@angussneef yep. And you can forget about adoption because I know, at least where I live, you can’t adopt a child if you’re morbidly obese (good policy imo.) so ya, none of that is ever happening. She’s probably not even gonna make it to 50 let’s be real.
The necklaces at 9:00 minute mark look like what I use to keep my curtains open lol
They're so cute....for curtain openers , not as necklaces ❤
She listens to the audiobooks, never actually reads the books. Theyre just novelty items for her essentially. Also 26:16 who was that? 😂
18:55 SHE MADE THE SAME FACE AS THE JAR
I am triggered by the twirling of the greasy sideburns.
Is someone else slightly annoyd how she is using cheap fake glasses without having any issues of seeing? You can see how the lenses are just some cheap plastic.
Edit. I just wanted to congratulate you, your channel is growing really fast 🎉
She got jealous when her ex girlfriend needed glasses. Amberlynn wouldn't be quiet so the girlfriend's parents had to buy her a pair also. I believe it was Krystal.
@@change691 yes, it was Krystle era. Poor Krystle. And she Copycat her OCD also 🤮🤢
Nah because in the first clip, Destiny already broke up with her offscreen, that's why she looked like an absolute mess. She impulsively did a haul to distract herself. ALR kept it a secret for 2 weeks or so, oof
Sandra boo-lock TOOK ME OUT 😂
Let’s say ALR wrote a page a day, even if she did she’d never be able to get through all those journals in a life time
Why does she needs so many damn purses when she hardly ever goes anywhere
Ripples and all…
I remember the plastic on some of our lamp shades, growing up. Dust friendly
PLEASE HELP ME what filter ALR use to make her look slim because I haven't seen any change in her weight
There are filming apps on the app store that have built in filters. She looks the same as she did in 2019 right now. She lies so much.
All this junk she bought!!!!! She had so much money and she still has nothing to show!
Those goddamn sideburn tendrils she yanks on lmao, maybe if her hair was washed it would work but they just flare out
I SINCERELY doubt she read that Stephen King book. Stephen King is notorious for his books being tougher to read and comprehend….imma just leave that there
And it's a slow build, complicated story about a pandemic, that there's always a joke people get sick reading it because it takes so long. I loved it, but it took about a month
Really? I was reading them in 6th . I'm a big fan.
@@angussneef a lot of us read long books in high school, it wasn't generally people who needed remedial classes to even graduate though
@@angussneef I’ve seen plenty of people who have said this about his books. I’m an avid reader so I’m not one of those people but it is a complaint I’ve seen about his writing.
never been this early omg
I SWEAR I'm waiting for her pyramid scheme era. Wax melts? Scentsy. Gaudy, ugly, cheap jewelry? Paparazzi. It's a matter of time, once the UA-cam check fizzles out
Sandra Boo-lock got me weak
so wasteful
Those cat bowls look huge. Even if you have two cats eating out of one dish, it shouldn't be that big. And the water dish? Is that for all the pets? Is this instead of having multiple bowls like you're supposed to do if you have multiple pets?
I was desperately looking for this comment lol. Do you think they are so big so she doesn’t have to bother checking/feeding them everyday?
@@esthetbear That's exactly what it is. In a more recent video, people saw an overflowing bowl of cat food on the counter. It was more than enough for two cats.
I think the reason she prefers to buy from amazon is she gets that instant gratification bc the parcel arrives within a day whereas if she buys from anywhere else she has to wait and god forbid she waits
Amazon means she doesn't have to walk or leave the house. She gets a high from online browsing, adding to cart, removing or updating the cart, checking out, getting emails with tracking, getting the box, unboxing, showing us a haul. And by then it's time to shop on Amazon for more stuff.
I spend over $400 on purses. Not a big fan of MK nor would I pay $400 for MK but I do buy mid priced designer bags like Coach and D&B
Lmao "a melky pink" 😭
Am I the only person who buys something of nice quality and keep it for decades?
One of my favorite shirts is from 7th grade. I’m 22 now
I’ve got a leather jacket that’s about 13 years old.
I'd rather spend a bit more money and get a much better quality long lasting item
@@foxarror I love this
Of course you're not...
When things hang/lay in a series im store she just buys it all. Wether they’re necklaces or those melt smell things. She buys like she eats: just everything, and it just bulks up everywhere without being used.
10:40 “This is a beatific pink! I love this type of pink!”
Would you say it’s almost…milky pink?
Just like heaven is a amazing movie😁
*WTF Is a MELKY Pink???*
I spit my phucking pizza out! 😂
The organic random comment style is TOP TIER! *chef kiss*
The plastic on the shade.. new level of laziness unlocked 😂
Her “sideburns” era!
She needs to stop yanking on her sideburns!!! Ugh!😖 7:23
Imagine Amberlynn working as a 9-1-1 dispatcher 😂😂
pioneer women is gauwdy asah
i really think amber is trying to improve her looks through expensive stuff
Did you see that someone on TikTok made a ALR video and nyx commented on it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oooh, The Stand! Absolute ~Hot Take~ nobody has ever said before about anything ever: the book is better than the show
(and they + Ezra Miller absolutely destroyed my favorite character)
The she can't shop for clothes so she buys accessories books candles era
Agreed. If she was smaller, she would buy so many clothes. Especially from Target, depending on the season.
The stand by Stephen King is one of my favorite books!! I took me almost a month to read it. There’s no way amber read it!!
I read it 3x and it was my favorite Stephen King book ever! The tv show was actually well done, I thought they wouldn’t be able to replicate the book, but they did pretty well.
How big are her cats?? Those are dog bowls 😅 wonder how often she put fresh water and food in them?
Only she could find the UGLIEST purse known to man 😒
3:19 What is she saying? Freckles and all?
Drinking game. Take a shot every time she says "super cute."
Queen of moderation with 3 new wax melts!
23:16 She finally got that haircut she was talking about in the first two hauls!
The pink blanket was on pillow mountain but it was so filthy by that time it looked grey.
I enjoy her walmart hauls because I can't stand to go there, i called Walmart today to see if they had hault dog repellent or miniature megaphones, but noooo!
Milky pink would just be a pastel pink shade
That purse looks like a bowling bag and 179.00...she's CRAZY!!
I think i know why dusty likes that wallet. Looks like a chewed up piece of gum. If you know what i mean.
I'll show myself out 🏃♀️➡️
Lol omfg so funny
God she is always over explaining things. The whole diatribe about her makeup habits and makeup bag. Like we get it, you're not like other gorls 🙄
Where does this woman get the money to buy all this stuff? Do the companies give it to her???
cute/cuter/cutest has been said 22 times this video
Eyebrow…equipment ? 😂
That Michael Korrs (?) handbag is very unattractive 😂
Remember she also buys litter boxes monthly or every two months
She never looks all that different to me 😅 but also, how hard is it to get ready really quickly before filming if you’re gonna film? This is her only job lol
Those big bags she got look a lot like bowling ball bags.
🛍️🛍️🛍️🛒🏷️ Gotta get more STUFF!!!!! Excess everything 🙄🤪
Do you think amberlynn owns the right shoes?
Why do those pioneer woman plates look like serving dish size big?
they're huge! now think about how big they'd look next to a regularly sized person
I love cheap jury
Please stop saying "super, super cute"
yayy
"Milky pink". The color your Pepto Bismol turns when it sits in your medicine cabinet for years.
HOW many wax melters in one single haul?!?!?! This girl is nuts.
Edit after watching further into the video and seeing the like 8 lipsticks also in one single haul 🪦🪦🪦
All these years later and she still doesn’t know how to properly fill in her brows.
wa melts trying to cover up her body odor
why does she stretch every word in the 2nd haul?
P.s. Salty Crab, I LOVE your commentary❤
I thank god for your commentary every day because she is just so boring.
First 💕🦀
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The heart on her face just looks like that time she had an "allergic reaction" & kept picking at it so it never healed lol
i use “milky pink” to describe lip products! i think she means light pink
obesity is universally regarded as unattractive. that's a fact of nature. No one's saying you're not allowed to be "plus sized".
I think you're the exception to the rule- you seem to be attracted to it 🤣🤣
The candles in the second haul of this video are Chesapeake bay brand they typically suck and have no scent but they’re cheap sooo