Reading Simp Comments #6

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  • @SK23.
    @SK23. 4 роки тому +3023

    Bird is literally an ascended human being. He knows how to travel between ages. He can be 49, 46, or even 13. A true madman.

  • @alexuscordero8649
    @alexuscordero8649 4 роки тому +2493

    Those claps at the beginning weren’t his hands

  • @jacobhafar538
    @jacobhafar538 4 роки тому +757

    “I would rather be called a simp than let females get harassed in games” he walked right into his own trap

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 роки тому +57

      Bro these simps are really having these girls all confused. Girls expecting all guys to come to the rescue for dumb things they do.

    • @SilentScholar1023
      @SilentScholar1023 4 роки тому

      mac1bc playing game with a mic is a dumb thing to do?

    • @SK23.
      @SK23. 4 роки тому +7

      @@SilentScholar1023 I dont think he was referring to this situation. But rather, in general.

    • @THEredraptor
      @THEredraptor 3 роки тому +2

      @Zulhazreen zulkifli Prediction: Nobody Cares

  • @missasyan
    @missasyan 4 роки тому +534

    >"Oh, you're a girl? That's cool!"
    "Hey man, back off!"
    >"What? What'd I do?"
    "i'D rAtHeR bE cAlLeD a SiMP tHaN LeT mY fEmALe fRieNdS gEt hArRaSeD"

    • @manisyaya3199
      @manisyaya3199 4 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂😭

    • @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц
      @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц 4 роки тому +5

      He's dead but he doesn't know it yet

    • @NAUT758
      @NAUT758 4 роки тому +5

      That's more of white knights than simp

    • @janellecam
      @janellecam 4 роки тому +4

      it’s cringe ngl. being a girl gamer it makes me uncomfortable when ppl simp for me lmao i’m also underage so i can’t use my mic anymore

    • @missasyan
      @missasyan 4 роки тому +2

      @@janellecam i don't experience that because i change my voice to sound like a 9 year old kid so the gender gets hard to distinguish lol
      you probably sound like you're an actual teenager so that happens, but so far i haven't had any experiences where it's a big deal that i'm a girl

  • @danthedanator2765
    @danthedanator2765 4 роки тому +148

    These girls really complaining about game chat when the REAL thing they have to fear is SnD party chats when you choke a clutch.

    • @philsan3782
      @philsan3782 4 роки тому +10

      Burned at the stake

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 4 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @purlink1394
      @purlink1394 3 роки тому +1

      R6S and CSGO voice chat when it's a 1v[amount of people] is the scariest thing to ever listen to

  • @zionsong2033
    @zionsong2033 4 роки тому +1790

    2 years ago: birdman was 39
    now: birdman is 49
    2 yrs later: birdman will be 69

  • @ShowerThoughtsWithPresidents
    @ShowerThoughtsWithPresidents 4 роки тому +766

    You know it’s a good day when birdman does a reading simp comments

    • @Dragoncam13
      @Dragoncam13 4 роки тому +5

      Amen

    • @ViperoK
      @ViperoK 4 роки тому +3

      Amen

    • @kingvon0125
      @kingvon0125 4 роки тому +3

      Great fucking day👍🏾

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 4 роки тому +1

      Faxs but also his outro song but its been silent for alot i mean alot of his videos wtf

    • @Pacers00
      @Pacers00 4 роки тому +1

      FOR REAL AHAGAGGA

  • @JasinIseini
    @JasinIseini 4 роки тому +1740

    My man birdman out here being 49 years old last time i saw him he looked like 30 or so

  • @joshb42
    @joshb42 4 роки тому +1133

    Grown ass man: “girls have the right to game too”
    Me when girls in the lobby: make me a sammich
    They have the right to game, they have the right to get shit talked too lol

    • @xensesavege339
      @xensesavege339 4 роки тому +223

      They also have the right to be good at the game too but guess what 99% of them are mechanically disabled

    • @missasyan
      @missasyan 4 роки тому +90

      @@xensesavege339 i don't get why girls play pvp games, the thing with us having slow reflexes makes everything harder, so i stick with co-op games or games that don't really need fast reflexes like spider-man or horizon zero dawn (and they should too)
      unfortunately, playing those games makes them not able to show off in live-streams and a tonne of them just need attention because they feel quirky for playing video games
      also, if they ever get offended by being told to go back to the kitchen, that's just really retarded, it's totally funny

    • @ddfstar7588
      @ddfstar7588 4 роки тому +41

      @@missasyan well atleast you play games. My gf refuses to play video games lol and when she tried she doesn't let me teach her how to play lol

    • @renniekimutai6293
      @renniekimutai6293 4 роки тому +19

      @@missasyan you handled that low blow well

    • @justinee5446
      @justinee5446 4 роки тому +11

      Omfg yall are so problematic just be nice tf

  • @rhatala27
    @rhatala27 4 роки тому +131

    Overly sexual and bullying, huh? I see you've discovered the internet.

  • @IRantweekly
    @IRantweekly 4 роки тому +879

    LMAO imagine these e-girls went into a old mw2 lobby RIP

    • @---kr3zg
      @---kr3zg 4 роки тому +142

      Those lobbies were the best lmao they wouldn't survive 30 seconds and halo 3

    • @lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67
      @lvl.99socialdistancewarrio67 4 роки тому +63

      What I instantly thought. These people need to stick to story mode or something.

    • @kingvon0125
      @kingvon0125 4 роки тому +32

      They wouldn’t even survive a fucking Fortnite lobby🤦🏾‍♂️😂

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 4 роки тому +3

      Oh boy you right

    • @Jakezillagfw
      @Jakezillagfw 4 роки тому +41

      @@---kr3zg Haha, nah MW and MW2 was the worst. Reason being 12 year old squeakers flocked to cod and Halo but everyone had a mic in cod. I swear the majority of the kids on those games had actually issues like we're actually psycohpaths. Looking back those lobbies were so autistic but so much damn fun.

  • @cbicck
    @cbicck 4 роки тому +331

    “Stream old man” - Everyone

  • @LAR3MUSIC
    @LAR3MUSIC 4 роки тому +1876

    Fedora = Ladies magnet. It's been proven

    • @dejanf8168
      @dejanf8168 4 роки тому +201

      If only these simps knew how many bitches a sombrero attracts...

    • @iamfree5186
      @iamfree5186 4 роки тому +21

      @dejan f yes bro

    • @bungeespeaks6081
      @bungeespeaks6081 4 роки тому +24

      I see you everywhere

    • @LAR3MUSIC
      @LAR3MUSIC 4 роки тому +65

      @@dejanf8168 Don't make me pull out the Doug Dimmadome Hat

    • @ingen6051
      @ingen6051 4 роки тому +7

      Looks like that Ushanka is paying off.

  • @alext7993
    @alext7993 4 роки тому +83

    “Gamer👏Girls👏” Eugene wants to know your location

  • @tempviduse
    @tempviduse 4 роки тому +68

    The “reloads with malicious intent” is a doom meme. “Loads shotgun with malicious intent” e1m1 starts playing

  • @chuyys12
    @chuyys12 4 роки тому +308

    Y’all know Birdman wasn’t using his hands to clap.

  • @Hatingonyall2023
    @Hatingonyall2023 4 роки тому +119

    2:04 this lady clearly haven’t been black in a modern warfare 2 lobby 😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @raypist5938
      @raypist5938 4 роки тому +4

      Death sentence

    • @Hatingonyall2023
      @Hatingonyall2023 4 роки тому +19

      Ray Pist if u haven’t called nigger in mwf game u weren’t playing it right 😂

    • @swaggyp5518
      @swaggyp5518 4 роки тому +5

      Ive been called a nigger so many times

  • @sergiosantiago2
    @sergiosantiago2 4 роки тому +511

    This is just what I needed after a seven hour shift in a very physically demanding job with 100 degree Fahrenheit weather and hearing bubonic plague is here once more

    • @DamianLopez-td3rc
      @DamianLopez-td3rc 4 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @23abedabed23
      @23abedabed23 4 роки тому +6

      That one Guy stop crying

    • @sidegrabsheriff
      @sidegrabsheriff 4 роки тому +18

      Fahrenheit eh? what a normie

    • @sergiosantiago2
      @sergiosantiago2 4 роки тому +4

      Sidegrabsheriff lmao I meant 200 Celsius😂😂😂(of course I’m joking)

    • @pinnaclegaming4544
      @pinnaclegaming4544 4 роки тому +3

      should have went to college for a stem field, I just finished an 8 hour shift from home office in nice a/c..🤷‍♀️

  • @DigitalPand3mic
    @DigitalPand3mic 4 роки тому +34

    I wholeheartedly cant decide which I hate more, simps defending gamer girls, or people who complain about trash talk...
    Ok yeah I'm halfway through this vid and its definitely simps.....

  • @kaandervis6276
    @kaandervis6276 4 роки тому +37

    "I see you as a friend" every simp's faith

  • @tomasmccreesh3490
    @tomasmccreesh3490 4 роки тому +172

    6:36 we have a code EUGENE. I repeat we have a code EUGENE

    • @Crankyham422
      @Crankyham422 4 роки тому +5

      TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

    • @kaiser7695
      @kaiser7695 4 роки тому +12

      Eugene is reaching for the AK

    • @Xachremos
      @Xachremos 4 роки тому +4

      @@kaiser7695 with the gold camo

    • @crysis1174
      @crysis1174 4 роки тому +4

      This is not a drill we have a CODE EUGENE I REPEAT WE HAVE A CODE EUGENE.

  • @ChasmRift
    @ChasmRift 4 роки тому +98

    bro that 2nd simp comment, if you playing with friends and don't want them harassed, make a private voice chat party! Its not rocket science

    • @FirstLast-dp7no
      @FirstLast-dp7no 4 роки тому +19

      But how will the world know that he has female friends that game?

    • @aafinity396
      @aafinity396 4 роки тому +9

      nah, your suggestions make too much sense. he don't want common sense solutions. he wants to virtue signal and be seen as a hero fighting the bad misogynistic problematic men

    • @unclebendover2489
      @unclebendover2489 4 роки тому

      Sims89 yea lmao

  • @ajharhussain898
    @ajharhussain898 4 роки тому +526

    If females wanna stop being bullied when playing games. You gotta argue back instead of going on social media complaining about it.

    • @Navrozs
      @Navrozs 4 роки тому +74

      You know Wimin aren't funny as or emotionally strong as men to deal with being told words let alone smart enough to come up with good comebacks. That's why they use the simps on social media to defend them.

    • @stevegarza666
      @stevegarza666 4 роки тому +4

      @@Navrozs it can be either way. And in any game a woman is on they get those shitty kitchen jokes and whatnot.

    • @aafinity396
      @aafinity396 4 роки тому +28

      @@stevegarza666 more of a reason to roast/insult the gamers back. if their insults are weak and shitty, then it makes it that much easier for the girl gamers to roast them.

    • @LunaMane
      @LunaMane 4 роки тому +10

      Or just mute the person or don't bother with the microphone. Women like this make these things far more serious than what it really is.

    • @eugenegarcia21
      @eugenegarcia21 4 роки тому +1

      Niassuh stfu. Stand up for women

  • @MilesRizzales
    @MilesRizzales 4 роки тому +129

    "OMG I have to debate wether I should turn on my mic or not on a VIDEO GAME! Oh, how hard life is for us females"
    this ain't adding up...

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 4 роки тому +15

      Just wanted to say your profile pic is perfect for this comment.

    • @justinee5446
      @justinee5446 4 роки тому +5

      It’s annoying just be nice lol it’s not that hard. We wanna speak? We don’t wanna mute because ur being problematic

    • @peregrinus524
      @peregrinus524 4 роки тому +18

      Justine Everyone has to debate whether or not to mic up. It’s not really a female issue.

    • @massojupiter3436
      @massojupiter3436 4 роки тому +13

      @@justinee5446 that's the problem. If you want to talk, dont do it in a video game. Gamers hate everyone. I get into an argument with some random person every single day I turn my mic on. It's a never ending war, I just learn to either mute the savages or just not use my mic. And even with my mic turned off I still hear people arguing. I'm a guy btw.

    • @toniotrussardi8126
      @toniotrussardi8126 4 роки тому +9

      @@justinee5446 bruh just mute,aint that hard,dont expect ppl to be nice on the fucking internet

  • @w4hu
    @w4hu 4 роки тому +124

    >Simp: girls can game too
    Me when girl talks: *you’re in the wrong game, kitchen simulator is on the 4th page*

  • @DYSL3X1C-240
    @DYSL3X1C-240 4 роки тому +66

    When taking a L is so embarrassing that every man on the planet feels it 😂

  • @chuspa1403
    @chuspa1403 4 роки тому +173

    When you’re low key simping for birdmans feet pics so you click that notification as soon as ir pops up

  • @akshatmittal1234
    @akshatmittal1234 4 роки тому +89

    "I'm forty-nine years old, im a grown ass man"
    yeah brandi love definelty thinks so

    • @wadyz
      @wadyz 4 роки тому +2

      Dont do my man like that😂

    • @cream4778
      @cream4778 4 роки тому

      How old is he actually? He ain’t 49 bruh lol

    • @danii8168
      @danii8168 4 роки тому +6

      Steve he be 69 with the “age is just a number” vibe

    • @cream4778
      @cream4778 4 роки тому

      Some Guy it also says he’s a transgender feminist right next to that... believe everything you read huh lmao

    • @cream4778
      @cream4778 4 роки тому

      Damn so he isn’t actually 69 trans feminist 😭

  • @reallybigbiscuit3568
    @reallybigbiscuit3568 4 роки тому +16

    It seems _muting_ or _blocking_ is a really difficult task for these _'victims.'_
    A twitter post seems so easy.

  • @elizabethposekany4944
    @elizabethposekany4944 4 роки тому +16

    Whoa i watched this guy like 5 years ago and came back to see how he was doing, nice job dude

  • @Abcd-sl1mf
    @Abcd-sl1mf 4 роки тому +48

    I should show this to my girl. She is literally the most toxic 2k player you'll ever come across.

    • @dadon0133
      @dadon0133 4 роки тому +9

      Everyone on 2k is toxic😭😭

    • @CrispiOS
      @CrispiOS 4 роки тому +3

      Tell her mad respect love when they just stand up and don’t complains on social media

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh, my girl is as nasty as I am when it comes to trash talk

  • @diamondhandape
    @diamondhandape 4 роки тому +72

    I mean I miss the times where 100% of the time I would get roasted for being a squeaker, what's her problem?

    • @CrispiOS
      @CrispiOS 4 роки тому +3

      Those were the days I loved getting on little kids cases and when it happened to me it was also funny it’s the cycle

  • @tylerc760
    @tylerc760 4 роки тому +178

    99% of “gamer girls” play and stream to get simp’d on and secure that bag not hating but keep it 💯.

    • @maryamibr3914
      @maryamibr3914 4 роки тому +1

      well, I am the other 1%...

    • @angelayala7922
      @angelayala7922 4 роки тому +5

      Maryam Ibr Yeah and the 99% have ruined it for u

    • @CrispiOS
      @CrispiOS 4 роки тому +2

      Imagine not respecting your body lmfao u know they have no self respect and they can’t say it’s for money ... okay money is more important than u smh

    • @gh05tnoh24
      @gh05tnoh24 4 роки тому +2

      I know one of the 1% lol she’s great

    • @jr5296
      @jr5296 4 роки тому

      Holy exaggeration.

  • @aliabbani2974
    @aliabbani2974 4 роки тому +4

    Most times I’ve seen gamer girls in game chat, they got the simp squad backing their asses up, other times I’ve joined them I just had the normal dialogue gamechat was made for, which is telling enemy positions, telling teammates to rush to a flag n shit. People really wanna make this stuff complex. Jeez if everyone was nice the world would be duller than my physics teacher trying to make a joke about relativity

  • @mcfarvo
    @mcfarvo 4 роки тому +66

    4:16 but, birdman, what if she says "you're just like a *step*-brother to me"

    • @nathanspencer1487
      @nathanspencer1487 4 роки тому +9

      @Kurogane -sensei in a washing machine or under a table😏

    • @xxx_memeyboi_xxxonfroy5629
      @xxx_memeyboi_xxxonfroy5629 4 роки тому +6

      Then you smashin

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 4 роки тому

      @@nathanspencer1487 under the bed

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 4 роки тому +6

      If that happens, remember your training. Just like in the simulations.

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 4 роки тому +53

    Let me catch my son being a simp on Twitter.

  • @jashthemad5
    @jashthemad5 4 роки тому +94

    Yo how much can you bench?
    Aslo if it's his friend hes defending I can understand (a bit), cuz when my boy is getting blasted I just gotta come in and save his little ass.

    • @HughMungus11
      @HughMungus11 4 роки тому +2

      He did a vid about that for his 800 k subscriber special I think

    • @yd945
      @yd945 4 роки тому

      I think he said he doesn't bench more than 225

    • @jameslinazasoro591
      @jameslinazasoro591 4 роки тому +3

      My man's was benching 130kg in a fitness vid ages ago

    • @tdl8472
      @tdl8472 4 роки тому +1

      ben 25 bruh he can bench way more than 225 are you joking. He ain’t that weak man

    • @unravelmysoul1598
      @unravelmysoul1598 4 роки тому +11

      @@tdl8472 225 is really weak? Damn

  • @thebeef8115
    @thebeef8115 4 роки тому +105

    Rn, as I am typing this there are 442 views, 402 likes, and 2 dislikes. That tells us alot about birdmans subscribers

    • @kojack635
      @kojack635 4 роки тому +11

      2 dislikes= 2 simps

    • @UwUOwl
      @UwUOwl 4 роки тому +2

      yeah it tells us that there’s 40 mfs that need to like the video lol

    • @HI-ge4xm
      @HI-ge4xm 4 роки тому

      That he doesn’t get that many?

  • @bonderi_2682
    @bonderi_2682 4 роки тому +11

    Let👏me👏catch👏my👏son clapping in a tweet

  • @jbbandholtz417
    @jbbandholtz417 4 роки тому +11

    “Overly sexual or bullying”. I’m a dude and that happens to both genders😭

  • @millk8052
    @millk8052 4 роки тому +16

    "I wished I could find someone like you." God that is tough had me dead

  • @eliteflite8395
    @eliteflite8395 4 роки тому +79

    Imagine using the word “pwn” in 2020 LMAOOOO

    • @jayvonpryor1956
      @jayvonpryor1956 4 роки тому

      Whats pwn mean

    • @OmegaSon
      @OmegaSon 4 роки тому +8

      nigga. table it’s like own but starting with a p

    • @ManuelFernandez-nm4hy
      @ManuelFernandez-nm4hy 4 роки тому

      @ybk lamar I think it was because in the keyboard the p and the o are next to each other so someone instead of typing own he put pwn instead lol it was ages ago

    • @hyxterioo5173
      @hyxterioo5173 4 роки тому +5

      "The "Pwn" part of the Pwnhammer's name was a popular gaming term from the unofficial language Leet. It is derived from a misspelling of "own", which denotes success and domination, usually in multiplayer. A succeeding player is "pwning" while a failing player is being "pwned"." I just found that on the fucking Terraria wiki

    • @hyxterioo5173
      @hyxterioo5173 4 роки тому

      Not sure why i was on the terraria wiki i must just be a retard

  • @carterpao
    @carterpao 4 роки тому +10

    Everyone gangsta until birdman checks twitter

  • @candlestyx8517
    @candlestyx8517 4 роки тому +74

    Is nobody going to talk about the fact that birdman is 49 and sounding like he's in his twenties

  • @wowplayer105
    @wowplayer105 4 роки тому +8

    3:29 Did you mean friends or girls who think you’re adorable for defending them but know they gonna have to make sure you know you aren’t even in the friend zone and I know one of these dudes did not just use Doom Guy memes in a simp situation.

  • @TheKrishPandya
    @TheKrishPandya 4 роки тому +71

    The last time I was this early, Mahomes didn't have 450 million

    • @art-sw1de
      @art-sw1de 4 роки тому +3

      503 million*

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 4 роки тому

      The last time i was this early birdman still had an outro at the end

    • @kaiser7695
      @kaiser7695 4 роки тому +2

      And claims to be an oppressed victim

    • @jackericson4643
      @jackericson4643 4 роки тому

      503 mil

    • @ej1304
      @ej1304 4 роки тому

      @@juhalight5921 Fr. Why'd he get rid of it?

  • @NotMyFoodStamps
    @NotMyFoodStamps 4 роки тому +20

    Had to stop spying on my stepmom when I got this notification

  • @caflorero
    @caflorero 4 роки тому +16

    "Wait a minute - I'm me!"😂

    • @white240490
      @white240490 4 роки тому +1

      MJ for life

    • @riodemark9999
      @riodemark9999 4 роки тому +2

      I got that ‘i wish i had someone like you’ from a person i didnt even like lmao

  • @C5goinLV
    @C5goinLV 4 роки тому +65

    “I’m 49 years old” 🤔

    • @Bendi_T
      @Bendi_T 4 роки тому +3

      It's an inside joke as I can see.

  • @paulburns7951
    @paulburns7951 4 роки тому +7

    Girl: You’re like a brother to me
    Me:Good thing we’re in Alabama

  • @Gold-Entertainment
    @Gold-Entertainment 4 роки тому +11

    6:34 WE HAVE A CODE EUGENE THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

  • @coolbeans7222
    @coolbeans7222 4 роки тому +5

    People that use quotations watching this video:”reloads with Eugene mindset”

  • @ryanfoley9725
    @ryanfoley9725 4 роки тому +151

    Was about to ask my wife’s boyfriend for permission to sleep with her tonight but birdman uploaded

    • @aaronford4159
      @aaronford4159 4 роки тому +4

      Mega S.I.M.P

    • @theguywhoasked5591
      @theguywhoasked5591 4 роки тому +6

      Go and get the job done.

    • @HMN134
      @HMN134 4 роки тому +1

      @Soda King can't relate

    • @hyxterioo5173
      @hyxterioo5173 4 роки тому +1

      @@HMN134 nice name

    • @afriking
      @afriking 4 роки тому +1

      the fact that u got a default pfp as well make it 10x funnier

  • @busterbrown3957
    @busterbrown3957 2 місяці тому +2

    Crazy hearing him talk about disrespect when no one knew wtf happened

  • @johnnymorris3366
    @johnnymorris3366 4 роки тому +2

    Every time I play search n destroy I get bullied for my high voice. I don’t go and bitch on Twitter about it, I laugh it off like a normal person. It’s a stranger, their words mean nothing.

  • @ragingoaktree
    @ragingoaktree 4 роки тому +5

    Bro I know my friends call me a simp and laugh about it cause they think it’s funny, but these guys, they are ACTUAL simps and they’re just sad

    • @imbeast191ify
      @imbeast191ify 4 роки тому +2

      Better not let me catch any of yall simpin

  • @jameshiggins5598
    @jameshiggins5598 4 роки тому +10

    The Eugene vids NEED to make a comeback

  • @jonossell2442
    @jonossell2442 4 роки тому +5

    "I'd rather have her tell me that my meat is small." Coffee right through the nose, still laughing 11 minutes later

  • @Pikachu-vj5jr
    @Pikachu-vj5jr 4 роки тому +3

    I know exactly what i'm getting myself into when i click one of these videos but they never fail to make me want to break their monitors

  • @YoungKingJoshua
    @YoungKingJoshua 4 роки тому +1

    This is the best series. Please continue simp series forever

  • @ormod9558
    @ormod9558 4 роки тому +8

    Bruh that clapping had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @NoName-up9bg
    @NoName-up9bg 3 роки тому +3

    "Girls have the right to game like us guys."
    If that's the case then why are they out here thinking they ain't gonna get bullied😑

  • @Byrdia
    @Byrdia 4 роки тому +5

    Bruh “pwn” I haven’t heard that in ages 😂😂

    • @graysonlong4779
      @graysonlong4779 4 роки тому

      "What does pwn mean grandpa?"
      "I haven't heard that name in years"

  • @josephmclaurin3743
    @josephmclaurin3743 4 роки тому +1

    These terms we make are basically manipulation, it motivates people to avoid them (out of fear or desire to look good) preventing them from being themselves, this leads to people caring way too much about their reputation online, even more so than their real lives, leading to unacceptance of yourself, no self-love, and sometimes suicide. Ladies and Gentleman, social media.

  • @theberg2035
    @theberg2035 4 роки тому +1

    I can agree with that first post. Every time there is a girl in the lobby, some guy tries to hit on her. The thing is sometimes the guys just goes off on the game and he ends up like 30 - 4. We usually end up winning, so I guess it’s alright

  • @ZDR-BoyZ
    @ZDR-BoyZ 4 роки тому +10

    "sometimes you just want to play a game" - so then what is the reason to turn mic on or even thinking about turning it on?

  • @Wispybubs
    @Wispybubs 4 роки тому +13

    Let me catch birdman uploading

  • @shamarsimpson2838
    @shamarsimpson2838 4 роки тому +81

    last time i was this early my girlfriend broke up with me .... think about it

    • @thatstuff1519
      @thatstuff1519 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @joshr1873
      @joshr1873 4 роки тому +19

      Woulda been funny without the "think about it"

    • @shamarsimpson2838
      @shamarsimpson2838 4 роки тому +3

      Josh R i wasn’t sure ppl would get it soooo yeah

    • @torelifts
      @torelifts 4 роки тому

      Josh R it’s funnier with the think about it

    • @ryanwilliams5093
      @ryanwilliams5093 4 роки тому +3

      Extreme cringe

  • @aedanokelly5794
    @aedanokelly5794 4 роки тому +1

    Trash talk is part of gaming. I need it to play

  • @SCIBA
    @SCIBA 4 роки тому

    I'm so glad you let the gameplay run out. had me worried that I wasn't going to see the end

  • @jorgealvarez2613
    @jorgealvarez2613 4 роки тому +15

    Last time I was this early, simps were still called Eugene

  • @dwdw781
    @dwdw781 4 роки тому +3

    Birdman sounds like Optimus, wouldn't be surprised if they're the same person or even related.

  • @mason11198
    @mason11198 4 роки тому +4

    I think that "Gamer Girl" kind of forgot the 9 year olds lmao

  • @GFreezy
    @GFreezy 4 роки тому +1

    Simp was meant to be a insult but now simps like to be called simps we need a new word boys

  • @bosten56
    @bosten56 4 роки тому +3

    I love how he took the tweet down for a second when he decided to clap 😂😂

  • @davidbowman2991
    @davidbowman2991 4 роки тому +6

    The og tweet is probably one of the stepsisters from the streams

  • @kittycatty8336
    @kittycatty8336 4 роки тому +5

    I'm a girl and I play video games all the time and I have to say, games like LOL don't really catch my attention. I watch my cousin play the game all the time but with the long 40 min matches and with how the gameplay mechanics work, I never made it past the tutorial. It just didn't look intense.
    Now what games do catch my attention? I do play lots of fps like PUBG, Paladins, Splatoon(that one nintendo game and the one I played the most). And I like the quick mini game modes alot. They're fast, full of intensity, and much more interesting. And my interests align with many other casual girl players.
    The games girls get shit for have this one pattern. They're either dominated by guys or the girl playing is just shit at the game. Let's take Overwatch and PUBG. Two different but similar games. Girls get shit in Overwatch bc not many girls play Overwatch compared to the guys playing the games. It's obviously gonna be harder to find a good player that's a girl so it's understandable that girls get shit. But with PUBG, the gender ratio is pretty even. There are players who hit the too 10 ranks across servers that happen to be girls. So people don't shit you for being a girl but rather a bad player.
    I want to see more girls who play seriously without trying to do the ethot thing. They could dress however they want but they don't have to show their tits everytime they play to earn more coin. I know alot of Korean streamers that don't show their faces and focus more on the commentary and gameplay. And alot are girls.
    If people are gonna be like "I get shit in a game bc Im a girl." then don't fuckin play like a girl. Or play something else. I don't expect you to be good if you're busy trying to get more simps to like you. Get good at the game or play a game that isn't dominated by people who don't care if they have simps paying them for wearing skimpy clothes. Or play minigames with viewers. If you're bad at the game but u still wanna make content, stop trying to be good, rather make it fun atleast. Don't scream at ur game bc you didn't win. If you wanna win against people who don't sleep to get good, you gotta atleast have the mentality of those people.
    Tldr: I have nothing against girls being good at games or doing tournaments but if you wanna be taken as a good, serious player, get good at the game or change into a more gender balanced game and stop tryin to gather simps. You're making actual competitive gamer girls lose their chances and look bad.
    I wrote the tldr bc I don't think my words sound that good and they're prob all over the place.

  • @Reaper-cl2vp
    @Reaper-cl2vp 4 роки тому +3

    Wait Birdman is 49?! Didn't expect that...

  • @meganaxeliar
    @meganaxeliar 4 роки тому +1

    In my experience, it used to be fun, everyone used to trash talk and I’d get the opportunity to wreck trash talkers. Now... I just get a bunch of simps in the DMs

    • @bbpoItergeist
      @bbpoItergeist 4 роки тому

      Megan Axelía Carrington-Ráðvarðardóttir we didn’t ask nor do we care

  • @diggietydog9939
    @diggietydog9939 2 місяці тому +2

    8:15 Damn the prediction was on point

  • @fullmetalalchemist1758
    @fullmetalalchemist1758 4 роки тому +3

    I deadass remember seeing a guy gve a girl that he never met $1000+ to pay for a macbook😭😭

  • @AlbertoHernandez-kq8fc
    @AlbertoHernandez-kq8fc 4 роки тому +3

    Grab a voice changer, hit the lobby, and teach these recruits how to dish it out instead of just playing victim. I think that would be hilarious.

  • @connorarmstrong7512
    @connorarmstrong7512 4 роки тому +3

    You are the coolest 49 year old I’ve ever met😂

  • @MrBrodie2468
    @MrBrodie2468 4 роки тому +1

    I think if you're a full grown adult, male or female, you should never need someone to defend you against a little online shit talk.

  • @justtry8552
    @justtry8552 4 роки тому +1

    Glad I found this channel again. I should've subscribe before. I had to search "hilarious commentary while playing COD". Lmao

  • @hopearchangel4624
    @hopearchangel4624 4 роки тому +4

    I don't understand the whole "girl gamers just want to game too" comment when they complain about it. Umm... welcome to the club? Everyone has things they get shit talked about when they play games whether it's their tone of voice, the way they talk, their ethnicity, etc. etc. Some girls happen to get shit talked because they're female. Deal with it. There's a mute button in 99% of online games for a reason.

  • @Branakin
    @Branakin 4 роки тому +3

    This girl is in the same “community” as me I remember this tweet

  • @PollosH3rm4nos
    @PollosH3rm4nos 4 роки тому +7

    Damn bro, the CronusMax really came in huh

  • @BawdyTV
    @BawdyTV 4 роки тому

    Hey bird man. Just wanted to say that I watched you years ago, took a hiatus, and now watching more of your videos. I don’t even really watch them for the actual simp comments, but rather your reaction and opinion on them. I hate the simps that defend their egirls the most. It’s like they have never been accepted by females and now they are on a mission to make their egirls accept them. It’s hard to explain but I know you understand. Keep it up man!
    Ps: you give me anxiety when you say you are 49 because you sound so much younger. xD

  • @michaelamaynard
    @michaelamaynard 4 роки тому

    Online people will literally FIND ANYTHING to make fun of you. It can be if you wheeze a little, high voice, low voice, getting a little emotional, aiming bad, aiming too good, having a slow computer, sounding weird, sounding fat, sounding like a virgin, being new, being too old, being too young, being slow, mouse sensitivity, profile picture, ping and yea being a girl. They will just pick the most obvious one first. The one they think you'll be most sensitive about.

  • @darth2303
    @darth2303 4 роки тому +7

    Birdman basically saying her experience with harassment is ok because even guys get trash talked is like saying all lives matter lol

    • @tildenkatz5581
      @tildenkatz5581 4 роки тому +3

      All lives do matter right?

    • @raypist5938
      @raypist5938 4 роки тому +3

      Yea don't they?

    • @GamrGalore3K
      @GamrGalore3K 4 роки тому +1

      It is ok, and if she doesn’t like it she can stop gaming. You’re not gonna change the gaming community

    • @lunapetunia3778
      @lunapetunia3778 4 роки тому

      Tbh i hardly ever use my mic anymore for pretty much the same reason. As soon as i start talking in game, 70% of the time some guy(s) will start trying to hit on me or id be getting a bunch of friend requests and/or creepy messages and shit. It really is annoying so unless im with a group of friends, i dont even use mic. But at the same time it doesn't stop from playing Xbox 😉

    • @MilkyJohnsons
      @MilkyJohnsons 4 роки тому +1

      I feel like trash talk on a game and ALM/BLM ain’t rlly comparable lol

  • @arizzle8048
    @arizzle8048 4 роки тому +9

    Outside of the comments, I get what she’s saying. I’ve been in parties and seen how some dudes act really weird when a female is playing. Not sure of the stats on it, but it’s enough to be noticeable

    • @samjr1151
      @samjr1151 4 роки тому +5

      True sometimes when I play online with my girlfriend dudes say the weirdest things and never stop hitting on her but luckily I'm a chilled dude and I don't take it seriously neither does she we honestly find it amusing that people like that exist.

    • @joemomma6446
      @joemomma6446 4 роки тому +9

      Yall just soft

    • @arizzle8048
      @arizzle8048 4 роки тому +2

      Joe Momma very productive response, very well stated

  • @soft_waffles236
    @soft_waffles236 4 роки тому +13

    Who else gets excited when the see a bird man notification

  • @Notyad
    @Notyad 3 роки тому +1

    I once wore a fedora but now that I seen all these disappointments I wear a flat cap

  • @jjona3645
    @jjona3645 4 роки тому

    I appreciate you letting us watch you finish the game without commentary instead of just ending the vid💀 idk how but you have crazy good accuracy

  • @GeneFOX70
    @GeneFOX70 4 роки тому +7

    Simps & Thots: Recruit Difficulty
    Boys & Girls: Regular Difficulty
    Men & Women: Hardened Difficulty
    Big Boss' & Eva's: Veteran Difficulty

  • @jeffreyschwanke2310
    @jeffreyschwanke2310 4 роки тому +5

    Wait Birdman is 49 wtf I thought he was like 28 or something lmao. Or it was a subtle joke I missed but ig I could see that voice belonging to a 49 yr old dude? Idek

    • @yomumma7803
      @yomumma7803 4 роки тому

      its an ongoing joke, 6 years ago or so he was 36, but you're right, he's about 28

  • @despinaioannidou9680
    @despinaioannidou9680 4 роки тому +14

    As a female my self, I find these comments sad, disgusting, FULL OF SIMPNESS and most importantly GAY. I wrote this comment just in case you guys were in yhe delema if we girls actually like these..

    • @calliban6721
      @calliban6721 4 роки тому

      Lmfao u just want attention for being female stfu

    • @michaelangst6078
      @michaelangst6078 4 роки тому

      being nice isn't being a simp, it's when the dude starts doing favors for the female, or just straights up sends them money. Incels on the internet now use it against any positive comments made towards females

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 4 роки тому

    If my online gaming isn’t filled with aggression, anger, and trash talking? I don’t wanna be involved.

  • @Zakaria1426ah
    @Zakaria1426ah 4 роки тому +4

    1:06 and sometimes the game just wants to play you