Yo, saying shit like will put you in a box(prison) for being a category 5 stalker. Also, you know he had a raging hard-on while he wrote this entire "document."
It’s kinda sad to think kids born during the 2010’s era will not even know what having game is Edit: not even 2010’s, you could even say kids born after 2005
I know we don't know each other very well considering we are only mutuals on that dumb bird app but I see you in a very special light. The moment I saw you in trey's groupchat I fell in love. I thought u were the prettiest woman to ever exist on this earth. We had a small interaction where I cracked a few jokes and you actually followed me back (thanks for that btw!). never thought I stood a chance with you SO never interacted with you besides the occasional like and joking reply on a tweet or two. But sometime throughout that same week I started to notice that u shined in the way u interacted with everyone. You stood out to me because of the way you presented yourself. You're nothing like any other girl I've met on this app. You're funny, independent, quirky, and very cultured might I add. You've put yourself in a position where you have guys chasing you since u don't seem to need anyone, let alone a man, to shine as bright as you do. I too fell for your unparalleled charm and demeanor; it's simply irresistible to me. Even if you're not looking for a partner currently, allow me to tell you why am the right person. Uhm, so yes allow me to introduce myself I'm @GayBoi69 on twitter who goes by v and yes as you're reading it correctly I am in love with you. I know there are plenty of men who wish to have her however neither of them would commit themselves to you completely like I would. They don't care for you like I do, they don't feel as strongly towards you as I do, although bold statements hope that by writing this document you will finally realize how much you mean to me. Seeing you interact with all of them is very funny but sometimes I get jealous and wish you talked to me like that and meant it. Unfortunately I do realize that we haven't had a full blown conversation privately but by interacting with you in short bursts can already tell that you'd be an amazing person to talk to all day. You’re the type of girl i'd really want to hang out with irl just to kick it back and have dumb funny convos about things that dont matter but in the moment i we would be having the time of our lives. You're someone I see a future with, maybe traveling across the country and/or the world making precious memories with the woman I'm giving my all to. Whether it be your funny images, stupid sayings, or random ass ideas I love everything about you. And with that here's my proposal to becoming yours as long as we can make it last. I would like to hold you close forever.... Sincerely, @GayBoi69
Ik this is random but a girl who lives with her aunt wrote me a similar message/messages, still does but i ignore them. And she has no mother so yeah that can be a possibility.
Buddy is typing a essay. He gon use MLA format and sht use times new Roman what a Eugene 😂😂😂 Edit: it seems as I have just started a English class in the comments
@@ceros1901 14 point font isnt mla All 12 point times new romans double spaced Header: Last name and page number in top right Top: Firstname lastname Teachers name Course Date in this format: november 2, 2020 Title centered Body: Indented and doublespaced with no extra spacing First name
Whenever birdman posts a video you know it’s gonna be a good day Wow guys thanks for all the likes! Be sure to sub to my friends UA-cam channel he’s new and works super hard on his videos his username is Sewage Reviews With Harry
My favorite part about these is he crosses out their @'s, but we can still just type a sentence from the tweet into the Twitter search bar and find the original tweets
Bruh there is no good end to this. I would hate to break his heart but sometimes even interacting or acknowledging someone who is gonna be this crazy off the bat is more trouble than its worth.
not gonna flex: I had to fast forward cuz this was so hard to listen to. people think guys aren't emotionally vulnerable. we are when we're young. then, girls ruin us and get mad when we refuse to turn that back on later in life. RIP his mentions
Bro birdman damn near 40 years old and he still playing cod True veteran You have my respect for sticking with this inconsistency incarnate of a franchise Btw guys bird man is 40 years old
@@2BAMaster9 He's not old, just too old for the standard demographically for people that play cod Same way a 10 year old would be too old to still be sucking his thumb
5:12 “Other than some questionable diction choices, I would say your essay was solid Michael. Maybe try subtitling words like “stupid” for “silly” to be better convey your point. Overall, you received a “C-“ on this assignment. Regards, Prof. Ligma.”
@@OXhuls . just go on heyimbees twitter and find the post where she’s wearing a shirt that says “kill all humans” i think that’s the one if i remember right
if he showed the dude that made those posts this video would be taken down or birdman would get a strike or some shit. it's happened before with birdman's vids, its against youtube tos to show these scrubs and they can file a complaint
@@quill6408 You can use Twitter's advanced search. I did and I discovered that: *The girl he sent this to was Belle Delphine *He seems to be a democrat, shoooocking.
The King of Simps has shown why he rules in the land of Simplandia. Low key he may go to her house and climb up the closest tree next to her window with some trusty lotion along with his binoculars 😂
Not nutting in a whole month is pretty powerful. A month of not nutting gives you permanent post nut clarity. With permanent post nut clarity you won’t get caught lacking. I encourage all of my fellow Eugenes to partake in this No Nut November. Words of Wisdom - Eugene
I'm a girl, and if I got a message like that, I'd be straight up SCARED. I've had a dude paint a picture of me and send it to me, and that wasn't nearly as weird as that message. Holy shit. O_O
@@quedielzy8579 It was actually pretty good, I liked it. It was a rendition of one of my photos (I do photography and at the time I didn't have any of my models that I usually shoot, so I just had to use myself to practice with different types of lighting and things like that.) And he did a good job, so I really liked it. And it was on an actual art website, so it didn't come off NEARLY as weird as it would have in a different situation, and he was really nice and not creepy about it so it was pretty cool all around. If I can find the thing I'd link it, but I'm not sure if it's still up or not.
WE HAVE A CODE EUGENE, I REPEAT, WE HAVE A CODE EUGENE.
initiate " simp" protocol
I did my research and apparently, the eugene saw this video and posted it on twitter.
@@pikachusprite7749 yo show me the link
"I thought you were the prettiest woman on earth". man that's the nail in the coffin. with all these thots out here
We do
This is exactly why you don't watch romance movies. Hollywood will make you feel that saying shit like this to a girl will get you the box
😂
Facts
true I learned this the hard way. oh my lord forgive me for what I simped
Yo, saying shit like will put you in a box(prison) for being a category 5 stalker. Also, you know he had a raging hard-on while he wrote this entire "document."
@@bryanjess4552 For real. The only box they’ll get is a 4 wall cell with no window 😂
@Chidori457 that happened to me because of all those gays romantic Disney movies
When you accidentally post your fanfic Instead of flirting
me tbh
When you're trying to flirt, but you got an college english essay due at midnight.
I hate when that happens
@@harderdaddyowo2153 1 stone, 2 birds.
@@harderdaddyowo2153 to bad it was a reply, top tier comment
She 100% replied “omg that’s so sweet but I just see you as a friend”
Not even. She said "awww thanks"
nah she replied with the classic “K”
replies "lol"
@@EmmettXIV replies "lmao?"
she just took a screenshot
If “stop it, get some help” was a person.
Damn straight
He is a person, his name is Michael Jordan.
“Id rather go 0 for 20 than go 0 for 1 cause that means you never stopped shooting” -Dion waiters
I thought that was Kobe
They both got rings so it gotta be true🤷🏽♂️💯
@@yagami6998 rings? Wtf other ring does he have
@@WadeWalker22 Dion got a chip with the Lakers and Kobe got 5 with the Lakers.
@@WadeWalker22 Kobe got a halo ring
Let me catch my son not being happy “things I see on Twitter” is back
Now all we need is 3 uploads a week
Old birdman is back 😀
@@BirdmansTwoYearOldSon you're getting a little greedy there brother
Let me catch my son simpin’ on “that dumb bird app”🤣
Lol
@@DBTHEPLUG stfu
@@godsong4237 no
LMFAO!😂😂😂😂
@Eric V whoop him to the adoption agency
"Thou shall not simp"
The 14th commandment
Amen
Amendment?
@@JG-yd1ys 😂
Amen
Imagine she replied with "how much money do you have?"
Him: I'm in love with you~!
Her: Give me all the money in your bank and you get to hold my chewed up expired gum.
@@mlgthuglife5528 hed do it and thank her
Imagine catching your son disliking a birdman after having his post notifications on... I can't even imagine
Ikr
Sad people
Fr
Ugh he should put up for adoption
Agreed
Man low-key got his friends to proof read and peer edit his essay
Man submitted it to a academic papers database before sending it to the girl
Idk what u guys r talking about. There were so many errors in that paper😂
@@IGNACY-fp8zo 😂
@@dylandrost6084 that’s cuz his friends were so dumb they didn’t think to tell him not to post this. They not gonna catch many grammatical errors 😭
@@anawaz189
That or they knew it would be cringy and encouraged him and just let him post it. My freinds would probably be dicks like that.
It’s kinda sad to think kids born during the 2010’s era will not even know what having game is
Edit: not even 2010’s, you could even say kids born after 2005
I'm born in 2001 and idk what that is
Partially due to simps, and partially due to flirting being considered assault/harassment now
Birth rates will continue to decline
Social media has hijacked feminine dopamine receptors
@@puesbien For every simp, there's a girl that belongs to the streets. Birth rates will stabilize
I know we don't know each other very well considering we are only mutuals on that dumb bird app but I see you in a very special light. The moment I saw you in trey's groupchat I fell in love. I thought u were the prettiest woman to ever exist on this earth. We had a small interaction where I cracked a few jokes and you actually followed me back (thanks for that btw!). never thought I stood a chance with you SO never interacted with you besides the occasional like and joking reply on a tweet or two. But sometime throughout that same week I started to notice that u shined in the way u interacted with everyone. You stood out to me because of the way you presented yourself. You're nothing like any other girl I've met on this app. You're funny, independent, quirky, and very cultured might I add. You've put yourself in a position where you have guys chasing you since u don't seem to need anyone, let alone a man, to shine as bright as you do. I too fell for your unparalleled charm and demeanor; it's simply irresistible to me. Even if you're not looking for a partner currently, allow me to tell you why am the right person. Uhm, so yes allow me to introduce myself I'm @GayBoi69 on twitter who goes by v and yes as you're reading it correctly I am in love with you. I know there are plenty of men who wish to have her however neither of them would commit themselves to you completely like I would. They don't care for you like I do, they don't feel as strongly towards you as I do, although bold statements hope that by writing this document you will finally realize how much you mean to me. Seeing you interact with all of them is very funny but sometimes I get jealous and wish you talked to me like that and meant it. Unfortunately I do realize that we haven't had a full blown conversation privately but by interacting with you in short bursts can already tell that you'd be an amazing person to talk to all day. You’re the type of girl i'd really want to hang out with irl just to kick it back and have dumb funny convos about things that dont matter but in the moment i we would be having the time of our lives. You're someone I see a future with, maybe traveling across the country and/or the world making precious memories with the woman I'm giving my all to. Whether it be your funny images, stupid sayings, or random ass ideas I love everything about you. And with that here's my proposal to becoming yours as long as we can make it last. I would like to hold you close forever.... Sincerely, @GayBoi69
Serilously dude?
Is this the original post from twitter?
@@KrowBoi no
@@bharatrajesh6105 Have you seen it bro? Can you link me to it?
@@KrowBoi @googoomamameter
This guy definitely had an absence of a father his whole life
@MEME MAN 💀
@MEME MAN if he grew up in the hood he probably at least wouldn't not have simped this hard
@MEME MAN are you gonna tell me what it is based on your experience doing it?
Ik this is random but a girl who lives with her aunt wrote me a similar message/messages, still does but i ignore them. And she has no mother so yeah that can be a possibility.
@take me as a hydration reminde
What do you mean? Did you reject her and she continues writing anyway?
Buddy is typing a essay. He gon use MLA format and sht use times new Roman what a Eugene 😂😂😂
Edit: it seems as I have just started a English class in the comments
Font size 12 headass 😂😂😂
@@westbrook0853 oh yeah I forgot about that
@@OMGItsBirdmanArchive and 14 font bold all caps title 😂😂
MLA format 😂.
That's just cold mahn
@@ceros1901 14 point font isnt mla
All 12 point times new romans double spaced
Header:
Last name and page number in top right
Top:
Firstname lastname
Teachers name
Course
Date in this format: november 2, 2020
Title centered
Body:
Indented and doublespaced with no extra spacing
First name
Whenever birdman posts a video you know it’s gonna be a good day
Wow guys thanks for all the likes! Be sure to sub to my friends UA-cam channel he’s new and works super hard on his videos his username is Sewage Reviews With Harry
Facts
Fam it’s night
exacto
Fax
Oop
Imagine u see yourself on here lol
Lol pouring your heart out to your crush just to get featured on a Things I see on Twitter video. That's gotta suck
My favorite part about these is he crosses out their @'s, but we can still just type a sentence from the tweet into the Twitter search bar and find the original tweets
At the point you gotta just pull out the noose
Repent from such a sin
If I ever end up on here it’s on purpose to have bird man shout me out 😂
her boyfriend liked all his comments while she laughed in the background
Ouch
That guy was joking ,he sent that to multiple e-girls.
Thank god, the thought that anyone would genuinely think that makes me sad to be alive
@Your Mom's Chest Hair I checked his twitter lol.
What's his twitter
@@cam27932 his twitter is @googoomamameter lol.
"he sent it to multiple e-girls" how that better? That makes him a super simp.
Man gave his heart out and got it crushed fs in chat
F
Yeah no, it quickly turned to cringe as it progressed
Thor’s Hammer facts
@A Champion Naw, chief.
He went wrong the moment he posted it live.
He could've just privately DM'ed her this.
F
“allow me to tell you why i’m the right person” that’s where he lost me, it was bad but not that bad, and then it got infinitely worse
“Allow”
😂😂
“Babe wake up, Birdman posted”
lol
Birdman is a legend🙏🏾
My maane needed that "post nut clarity" before he went on Twitter😂😂😂
She responds : “lol aww, thank you!”
Kill me
it's sad to imagine that she would've just ignored him, or replied with a "k". Help me pay respects for this troubled soul.
Latom!
oy vey.....
Bruh there is no good end to this. I would hate to break his heart but sometimes even interacting or acknowledging someone who is gonna be this crazy off the bat is more trouble than its worth.
RIP
he deserves it dude. Its best for a learning experience to NOT do that ever again.
Mans had a good intro but when he said "let me tell you why im the best one for you" it just went straight downhill
Lmao
He had to show her his resume. Can't get the job without qualifications.
that phrase
"alright what's going on guys"
is the beginning of happiness
gay
@@acostasanchez1 its what you are buddy
@@venjuncee ok buddy, two days late
@@venjuncee nah gay
not gonna flex: I had to fast forward cuz this was so hard to listen to. people think guys aren't emotionally vulnerable. we are when we're young. then, girls ruin us and get mad when we refuse to turn that back on later in life. RIP his mentions
That was pretty deep deep voice valley
i listened to the whole thing because I had to see the kind of man I used to be.
Then they become hardened.
Dude that's so true we get hurt nonstop and told we are useless therefore we become numb and closed off it's sad we have to be that way
@@heatharnholt2136 yup
Knowing clowns like this exist makes me depressed bro
They should be depressed.
It will get to a point where a decent man will have 2 wives though
O
Feel bad for them - for a couple of seconds and move on. This basically means less concurrence for you in the real World. Call it darwinism hahaha
@@DBTHEPLUG they should be suppressed
Seeing Birdman upload makes me so happy.
“If I shoot my shot best believe I’m getting all net”, if you know you know
FTC
FTC
FTC
Flight team stand up
FTC
What it do Flight Crew
"485 words is approaching essay status" *Cries in 3500 word law degree assignment*
And when you realize that 3500 words is just the introduction of the first chapter of a gay fanfic made by a 12 year old girl about BTS or something
He has to be taking the piss out of it. I really want to believe that
my wife’s boyfriend is letting me watch one last video before I go to sleep 😁
Waymin
Pog
*Hold up-*
Let me catch my so-
@@lordkratosthegodofwar6304 pog
Lemme catch my son simpin during November
Simpin ever
yea simptember is over
@@MacaroniMan_ no simp September sir
Probably gonna see a lot of simpage this month due to lack of post-nut clarity.
@@HollowPlane true, No Simp September was a wash, so yeah that's probably gonna happen.
NNN-Day 2 Still have 36 comrades left in my platoon.
they forgot to mention they started with 1000 comrades
*HOLD FAST HOLD FAST! 27 DAYS LEFT!*
Platoon was confirmed MIA they failed to complete their duties
I’m the 38th comrade so
I’m still going strong 💪
Comrade 39, deployed and determined. This November is my time to shine!
I'm cackling...and after she was probably like "awwww thanks" and that's it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is what being an A+ student does to a man bruh try to pull her by writing an essay😂
He gone get farther with A+ than e girls
Hey, at least the one person that disliked the vid has post notifs on!
Oh yeah, I should do that like now.
It was the dude who made the tweet
Whenever birdman just posts a video, you know it’s gonna be a good day
Factsss
Bro birdman damn near 40 years old and he still playing cod
True veteran
You have my respect for sticking with this inconsistency incarnate of a franchise
Btw guys bird man is 40 years old
It really went downhill after BO2 Imo
is he really that old? or is that just a joke?
@@ShadowFlame420 it’s a joke, he’s actually in his 50s
@@OMGItsBirdmanArchive How is 27 old?
@@2BAMaster9 He's not old, just too old for the standard demographically for people that play cod
Same way a 10 year old would be too old to still be sucking his thumb
"That brother is starving"
I’m not gonna lie I had the time to take a nap woke up and this man was still reading the paragraphs
Let me catch MY son not having his notifications on
Now I wanna see what she looks like that had my man simping that hard
The girls twitter is @heyimbee
@@bissanick is she bad cause I don’t have Twitter?
@@bissanick Wait isn't it neekolul
@@bissanick Shii if it’s really her I can see why he simped. But still that guy could’ve slid in a better way than to make himself seem so pathetic 😂
Dude be simpin all over those funbags
Good thing school is online, because Eugene won't be able to. . . introduce himself, and his AK to the class.
"I would like to hold you close forever" coming from a complete stranger online, that sounds like some serious murderer shit
"By bold statements i hope by writing this document" lmao💀
🤣
At least he knew he was doing too much😂
Let me catch my son not being first on Birdman's new video
@Plamen Stoev No one cares vergin
@@epix9194 I hope you're not a native English speaker but chances are you probably are.
@@epix9194 i seen your channels list, bruh are you a brony. i know your ass ain’t calling someone a “vergin”
Let me catch my son using a copypasta to shoot his shot on twitter.
AND THE AWARD FOR SIMP OF THE YEAR GOES TO!!!.....🏆
"This the type of shit that gets you put on a list."
I like how birdman reads it, he makes them sound even more pathetic 🤣
FAXX😂😂😂😂
5:12 “Other than some questionable diction choices, I would say your essay was solid Michael. Maybe try subtitling words like “stupid” for “silly” to be better convey your point. Overall, you received a “C-“ on this assignment. Regards, Prof. Ligma.”
who's ligma ?
@@Slickdown ligma balls (kill me)
It's not hard to talk to girls, its the flirting part is what gets me every time
Lol
Birdman: 480 words is approaching essay status
Me, looks at the word requirement for my english class for essays: 2500 words
"We need to stop putting the NFC east in prime-time TV"
You said it Birdman!
They are the only division in which every team has a Super Bowl
i actually saw this one on twitter on one of heyimbees posts. this man had me speechless
whats the source?
@@OXhuls . just go on heyimbees twitter and find the post where she’s wearing a shirt that says “kill all humans” i think that’s the one if i remember right
@@eliza1905 the real @ is googoomamameter
I’m in high school and I got a 500 word essay, my mans need help.
This sounds like something that would be said in a cheesy love movie
He probably lives in one.
Fuck now I wanna eat some cheese
@@ventu7907 this is 100% authentic Italian Parmigiano Reggiano levels of cheese. My guy is down astronomical
He talking bout “you get caught lackin” 😂😂😂
5:27
homie is down to such an extent that words cannot describe it
Im glad the series is back but we need the roasting part back. It just isn't the same.
if he showed the dude that made those posts this video would be taken down or birdman would get a strike or some shit. it's happened before with birdman's vids, its against youtube tos to show these scrubs and they can file a complaint
@@quill6408 You can use Twitter's advanced search. I did and I discovered that:
*The girl he sent this to was Belle Delphine
*He seems to be a democrat, shoooocking.
Congrats on your second channel, Optimus, hitting 1 mil 😂
She better give him the washing machine triple spin cycle deluxe.
Lmao
Mans said introduction paragraph, 3 body paragraphs, and a entire conclusion. He didn’t forget that MLA format either.
I’m so happy this series is back dawg!
Girls would react in a positive manner if Brad Pitt wrote that for them.
Ikr
I kinda feel bad for the guy cuz it sounds like he's pretty young and dumb and doesn't really know how to ask a girl out.
Well, it is Brad pitt
@@mookie_man_8031 He's cute depending on his hair style and if he has facial hair or not.
@@imafreakinninja12 accurate
Let me catch my son writing essays on Twitter.
There’s no way that isn’t satire, that entire essay is more thought out and well written than 99% of most tweets
Yeah I think its a troll
I love the content man, been here for a long time. Keep it up 👍🏻❤️.
Man does not understand how women think even a tad
The King of Simps has shown why he rules in the land of Simplandia. Low key he may go to her house and climb up the closest tree next to her window with some trusty lotion along with his binoculars 😂
“Jk lmfao lil brother had my phone. Wassup doe?”
i dont that can save it
3:11 FUCKING FACTS, that will save you the most heart break and time before talking to anyone you have feelings for
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Wayne Gretzky. 😂😂😂
Man, so sad read a guy with this level of loneliness...
AND, "Things I See on Twitter" is back, baby!!!
Let me catch my son counting the words on a simps Twitter reply.
Deadass that's almost as bad
Yo my English teacher literally told us to write an essay that was less than 250 words
he left it all out on the court WTF the confidence is UNPARALLED
School: Use a news source for your assignment and put your source at the top of your paper.
Me: Birdman
This guy: * this *
Also this guy: 'WhY aRe MoDeRn WoMeN sO eNtItLeD'
Not nutting in a whole month is pretty powerful. A month of not nutting gives you permanent post nut clarity. With permanent post nut clarity you won’t get caught lacking. I encourage all of my fellow Eugenes to partake in this No Nut November.
Words of Wisdom - Eugene
Who else already failed No Nut November?😂
Weak
Nope I’m trying for once
I forgot entirely
Edit: I may have accidentally sinned during this holy month, but for what it's worth I haven't done it since
I’m going strong
Bruh 😔🤚
lmfaoo 400 words that’s basically half of my mid term essay
5:44 I legit made that my senior quote can’t wait for the yearbook to come out 😂
I'm a girl, and if I got a message like that, I'd be straight up SCARED. I've had a dude paint a picture of me and send it to me, and that wasn't nearly as weird as that message. Holy shit. O_O
😂
Was the painting good?
was the art good doe?
@@quedielzy8579 It was actually pretty good, I liked it. It was a rendition of one of my photos (I do photography and at the time I didn't have any of my models that I usually shoot, so I just had to use myself to practice with different types of lighting and things like that.) And he did a good job, so I really liked it. And it was on an actual art website, so it didn't come off NEARLY as weird as it would have in a different situation, and he was really nice and not creepy about it so it was pretty cool all around.
If I can find the thing I'd link it, but I'm not sure if it's still up or not.
@@sergiograndio577 It was pretty good, yeah.
This guy needs to be on a watchlist just for those paragraphs
"I'd rather shoot my shot, than not shoot at all"
-Alolf Hitmare
I had completely forgot I subbed to you and this honestly brought back memories
I love this type of channels straight up good shit
I’m definitely not shooting my shot, during No Nut November of course
Hmm yes yes
u mean no shave november?
M1a1 Abrams fuck i forgot about that part
bruh you didn’t hear? NNN has been cancelled due to COVID-19
This nnn gon be hard cuz he all inside with non to do
Wow I was hovering over the send button when your video popped up. Saved me from becoming a clown. My hero 🤣
We not gonna talk about how good birdmans reading is mans didnt stutter once 😭
Mans down astronomically
Bro... that actually brought a tear to my eye.
When Birdman doesn’t upload: 😞😞
When Birdman uploads: 😎😎
This man literally called it a document.
I'm dying.
This mans put more effort into this one reply than I have this entire school year