HGTV Presents: House Squatters
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- Опубліковано 25 кві 2024
- Will squatters Kayla and Crackhead Steve find their dream home? Find out on this episode of House Squatters!
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Where should Kayla and Crackhead Steve squat next?
In any blue state.
White House
The White House. Crackhead Steve has more experience making money in the private sector than the current occupants.
The governor's mansion in DPRCA, DPRNY, or the judge in NY who said "do not bring the second amendment in this courtroom"'s house
Martha's Vinyard
What if they squatted in the WHITE HOUSE
Then they would be Joe Biden.
Too late, some squatters are there already. I wonder what would happen when 2 squatters try and squat in the WH
@@jarrod752 and Hunter
Why not, we paid for it!
Let's buy their tickets 🎟 🤪
I would have fallen out of my chair laughing if it wasn't so close to truth
how is it true? how does that work
"I Lived this!" in Mom's house.
@@joeltraut5050 They’re making fun of actual squatters that move into empty houses and some cities (leftist ones) have laws you can’t remove them or have them arrested, etc.
@@joeltraut5050watch the news
@@joeltraut5050you are joking right? NY woman arrested after tossing illegal squatters from GER house 2 weeks ago ..like you are joking right?
Lol "its a real squatters market right now!" = bidenomics FJB
FJB
Yup, Brandonomics foundation principle
400th like!
LETS GOOOO BRANDON
"I am just lookin for a place to do crack" -Hunter
Retrofitting my home sprinkler system to disperse mustard gas.
Pepper Spray
Bleach & Ammonia mixed 50/50 at the injection pump.
Sarin ☠️
😂
@@AFAskygoddessThat will get you arrested.
"That would be funny... if it weren't so sad."
Portal 2 reference
Portal reference detected
well you have been replaced...
"I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone."
His teeth are too good for a crackhead.
beat me to it.. they could have hired a real one for a 50 piece.
that's meth
Too true.
@@goat9199 Oh, okay.
That eyeliner!
Subscriptions to "Squatters Illustrated" and "Crackhead" magazines.
It's the attention to details that makes the Bee great.
In Arizona we have a squatter in the governor’s mansion! Naturally she vetoed an anti-squatter law. Priceless!
Haha, that's amazing!
I just checked and that's fake
That is a ballot coup brought to us by thw demon crats.
We have one in the white house also
Katie hobgoblin is a squatter herself.
So thankful for Ron DeSantis- our Governor -put the kibosh to that!
I love Florida
@PeterRabbitWhatsup , yep. I moved here five years for the sunshine.
Who would have ever thought that the biggest reason to move here today is for our state laws?
@@AFAskygoddess I moved here in 88. From NY.
I love living in Florida.
Me too! Make America Florida
When you can be arrested for being innocent and let go for being a criminal, you officially live in HELL.
I can just see the illegal immigrants phoning back home saying "Get up here, you can take anybody's home you want. Free!"
A illegal made a video telling other illegals just that . He was arrested and is looking at deportation. I forgot where he was from . You should have seen him when he was arrested. He was crying like a toddler.
I'd save the phone call....
Dead men don't tell lies....
Yes America needs to turn this ship around.
Land of the Free does not mean Free for All 😠👶🏼🖕🏻jb
That's more or less how I visited London in 07. :) Squatted with a friend in a posh house near city center.
@@rickeyjones8459Venezuela.
After the US leveled their cities, destroyed their homes, stole their resources, don't they have the right to do so? Everything in life has consequences.
This is much better than their starter tent that they were looking at a few months ago. WTG, Steve and Kayla!
Entitled , yes indeed and encouraged by this administration 🎯😳😬😡
Bush did this. Buy a history book and read it.
@@davidbeppler3032 You turn the thing right side up and read what's going on dummy , Bush ain't Pres. Pay attention 🤡✔️
Somehow there is always some idiot who will blame everything on Biden without providing any actual link to some policy that is responsible. Just a blanket ignorant statement.
@davidbeppler3032 lol bush got "elected" in 2020 and doubled the prices on everything and opened the border instantly? I'm guessing Bush did 9/11, created crack, and started the aids epidemic too in your mind right? 😂
@@davidbeppler3032 Your Mental Illness is apparent , seek Professional help ! 🧐🤨🥴
Here's a fool proof way to get rid of a squatter:
It involves the usage of something that is handheld, you pull a lever, and something then flies through the air!
Are you speaking of a self contained opposing force spring assisted repeating lead slingshot?
Yeah I guess a pressure hose could work
@@AmrenMirit Oh I thought it was a hairspray bottle.
Rubber band launcher?
Thermadynamicly actuated alloy accelerator is your friend within current political climate.
Good to see Chandler Juliet doing another Babylon Bee video! And the lady who was the real estate agent played that part exceptionally well! Plus, those were some great squatter homes!!
❤️
I did my best ❤
Whole cast did a beautiful work. I enjoy it A LOT and want to see many many many more. Kudos to writers, too.
The hips on that "realtor'...:)
Mrs. Crackhead Steve... I like the sound of that. That line got me.
Who needs a tent when you can squat? 🤣
Squatters aren't homeless.
I thought this was a satire show. This is reality.
The Babylon Bee is doing reality series now.
These type of situations used to happen during Communism in Hungary. "Oh, here are some new peope. Hope, you don't mind!"
Been happening in the Middle East since 1947 !
@@shantishanti1949oh shnappp
Bush crashed the housing market in Hungary too?
@@shantishanti1949 Didn't the muslims invade around the 9th century or something like that?
This is brilliant!! Move to Florida and you won't have a crackhead Steve living in your house. It's the law now, thanks Ron 😊 By the way, I live in Seattle Ugh 😑
You mean squatting in Seattle right.😉
You mean surviving in Seattle?
@@rantiksadventure1920 ?? Huh, I'm not a squatter, but it happens around here all the time.
@@A_Stereotypical_Guy True Dat 😄
I live in NY state which is the epicenter of squatter insanity. I cannot wait to move to Tennessee in a few years
The homeowner turning off utilities is a hate crime.
in communist spain, if you stop paying the bills you go to jail and get sued, squatters have more rights than owners
It's not. It's just a crime. Illegal eviction.
Thanks y’all for having me ❤️🐝
Great segment 👍 keep it going like you did when you moved from Cali to Texas 😂
Great job fr!!!
Great voice!
Watch out.
Vapeing that stuff's addictive.
Sad but true. The inmates are running the asylum these days. Everything is inverted. The end is near, praise Jesus!
Bizzaro-Biden World.
Many signs are pointing to yes.
Jesus ain't gonna help, buddy.🤣🤣🤣
@@paulparoma
You're right. Jesus will not help those who mock Him. Sorry guy.
@@imoaneloc5662 Don't be. He won't help you any more than Santa Claus will, either.
This would be more funny if it didn't take us six months to get our last "renters" out after they stopped paying rent.
Can't feel sorry for multi billion dollar Real Estate Firms getting killed for jacking up rent 64% in 3 years. Was $950, now is $1400. This is a multi million dollar problem affecting Multi Billion Dollar Real Estate Firms! That is why it is in the news.
@@davidbeppler3032 Oh NVM, you are just mindlessly repeating this stupidity all over this video. Now I feel silly for responding with facts previously.
@@robertdouth8979 Yes. It is stupid. I agree. You should cry for the wealthy. They have it so hard. Buying up 30% of the available homes in a huge area, then raising rent because it is not illegal and it turns a huge profit. Companies never take advantage of a multi million dollar loophole. That would be unethical.
I guess I should be impressed it only took you six months.
@@davidbeppler3032yeah, that's totally what it is, they just jacked the prices up for no reason, nothing to do with housing demand or expenses or anything. And big corporations can afford lawyers, and losses. My father went bankrupt dealing with assholes who didn't want to pay rent and had all the rights while he had all the expenses, in the few buildings he saved and worked for years to buy to be his retirement when he couldn't work any more. He died in complete poverty, after he was forced to still most of them if at a loss because he couldn't pay the taxes.
“…. and I do crack” 😂😂😂
Lead poisoning is the only drawback in some places.
Only if you eat paint chips or lick walls...oh, wait...
@@cjcan2435 It can kill you faster than that.
I think the amount of effort and thought that went into the logo alone was awesome.
Too bad this isn't satire or it would be funny.
Yes 😂😂😂
I've been trying to get mail stopped coming for over a dozen names for years at my house with the post office. They're no help. Police say it's the post office's problem. I'm just waiting for the day I go on vacation and praying I have a home to come back to.
Find someone at your gun club who's looking for a place to live and wants to house sit while you are away on vacation.
@svbarryduckworth628 Oh, I always have an armed house sitter. An armed home liver as well! 😂🤣😂 It just sux that these days you hafta pay someone to live in your house when you go on vacation because some degenerates are being allowed by our own govt to steal just about anything from the people that pay their salaries. You shouldn't hafta have someone watch your house when you go grocery shopping. Growing up we didn't even hafta lock our doors at night. I used to sleep with my bedroom window open. There was no fear when you left your home at night or for a couple weeks. You had someone get the mail and the newspaper. That was it. Very sad how far America has fallen in just a few decades. But even sadder in the last few years.
Call your local politicians, not the postal service.
@alexp.6406 I have. Unfortunately, my district is a +35 D Democrat. His offices don't return phone calls of Republican constituents. I've only been able to make it as far as a receptionist. I've even asked to speak to a staffer on several issues over the last 10 years. Only thing I've got has been put on the Dems fundraising list...calls, texts and emails. You are required to enter in your phone number and email before you can even get to a live person.
@speppers69 the leftists have transformed our nation into a 3rd-world country. That's by design.
This could be a good ad for title insurance companies.
Or for Remington
So true! I’ve come home from work to find them trying to get into my house. Been home and heard noises and sure enough someone’s actively trying to get in…
Get a locking mailbox so they can never claim the magazines.
Write in Sharpy, "Not at this address - return to sender" and give the mail/magazines back to the post office. DO NOT HANG ON TO MAIL THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU or squatters will still be able to establish residency. They don't have to retrieve the mail from you box, but you must return any mail that isn't yours so squatters can't establish residency. HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN THAT YOU CAN DO THIS?
The only right squatters should have is the choice of 9 mil or 45. I’m happy to oblige with either choice.
That's very kind of you to let your guests pick.
@@davidcox3076 I am a caring person. I’m even so generous I’ll offer a 10 gauge with dragon’s breath if they ask nicely
Now I want my own place with wood paneling. And a shag carpet. And a hi-fi 8 track player. Man, I miss the 70s.
This couldn't be more accurate! As of Tuesday we just evicted successful our squatters after months of time. We can laugh at this now but it's no laughing matter. After the police are literally after you the home owner for calling them to report said crimes as vandalisms, assaults and drug possessions in your house in front of you. We could not get the camera out of our pockets every time to record every happening. This SNL making fun of actual live events. Thank more light on the subject means more publicity for a subject that needs to be known in America! Thanks
SNL or did you mean Babylon Bee. SNL hasn't been funny in a decade at least.
@@majorhawker4776 2 or more
Can't feel sorry for multi billion dollar Real Estate Firms getting killed for jacking up rent 64% in 3 years. Was $950, now is $1400. This is a multi million dollar problem affecting Multi Billion Dollar Real Estate Firms! That is why it is in the news.
@@davidbeppler3032 That's not true though. When you let in millions of people there is a massive increase for demand in rent and homes. Millions are coming across the border and millions of new homes are not going up every year. Just the slow down in building during the COVID year was enough to put us behind the 8-ball. Now you have a couple million more new people every year that need a place to live, creating massive competition and driving up the demand, while the supply remains stagnant for housing and rent. This isn't a Real Estate Firm issue. It's a basic supply and demand issue. If we pushed to evict illegal immigrants from the country and secured the border, you would see housing prices drop over time.
@@davidbeppler3032 It ain't so. As for rentals, thank Obama and all that went on over 15 years ago that shrunk new construction to a trickle and caused the current house shortage. That, and the 10 million new "residents" who want a roof over their heads too and are competing for that with you.
Be the best Squatter you can Bee 🐝. 😊
Brings a whole new meaning to squatty potty.
if they had been real life squatters, they would have been more interested in how much copper wiring was running through the walls so they could knock holes in the sheetrock and remove it to sell as scrap.
had that happen, so much damage and my insurance didnt want to pay at first.
It's getting harder and harder to laugh at the actual evil being done to us
It's good to see them doing satire again. If they made the guy a fentanyl dealer, I'd be pissed it was just another news article.
This is such a great parody of both society and the endless crap on HGTV. A true masterpiece! 😂
The next installment will be 'Squatter's Wars' where squatters try to one-up other squatters for the same paradise. Then 'Squatter's Island' where squatters try to survive on an island paradise. Then 'Squatting in Ukraine' where.....
We’re trying trying to sell our house, (80 days now) but the market is so bad. Maybe we can just become our own squatters, because it’s a “Squatters Market”! 😂
How much did you pay for that house? How much are you selling it for? I bet one number is much higher than the other! Make them equal and see what happens!
@@davidbeppler3032 That was my first thought to. I know there are areas in this country where a three bedroom to bathroom house goes for a million plus now. But those homes are also key ready. I just dealt with a home sale that was $200k, cash payment. A one acre lot, in the middle of nowhere, with a near useless HOA, and a mobile home on the lot. No way in hell I'd have paid $200k for it. I didn't even think it was worth $100k.
But you are still the owner and responsible for the expenses. So how does that work? Sell the house and then move back in and squat on the person who bought it? You know this doesn't work permanently, right? You might get a few years in the right state and you drag it out every way you can. But it won't work if you are in the papers as the sellers.
Follow up on my previous comment. The people who bought the property I referenced above, flipped the house. They replaced the back deck (huge deck by the way) the front steps (long stair way due to the slope of the property), replaced some of the back siding, they redid the entire landscaping, and they re-graveled the driveway. (They may have replaced all the windows. Not completely sure.) They are asking for $54k more than they paid for it. I honestly shook my head. Considering everything they did to the property and what they paid for it, there is no way they are making any profit on this. Or if they are, it isn't enough to brag about.
It has been on the market again for over two weeks and no buyers.
It must take a special kind real estate agent to work with squatters, since earning 5% of $0 isn't going to pay any bills.
That's why she gets 20%...
@@erikhermansen3431 😂and she'd be worth every penny
"start a squatting family"
gold!
That squatting HGTV logo is top notch guys 😂
The logo with the stick man doing a squat inside a house is just too good. Props to the art team.
Doesn't that Kayla have a twin sister that moved from California to Texas?
Yeah, we need some update episodes on how they are doing in Texas…..
This is SO well done! And it is so sad that it's accurate, down to the real homeowners getting arrested. What an upside-down world we live in!
This was gold lmfao 🤣 😂 💀 😭 😆
Not in Florida. Thank you Desantis.
Thanks, Bee!
Since the left abandoned satire and humor and became regime clowns. You're all we got.
I had a squatter situation. My shotgun and a few marine corps buddies managed to evict them.
Too sad that it's too true!! 😢
It's amazing how accurate this is.
Love the icon for home squatters being an image of a guy doing squats
Script-writers, actors, plot, setting... perfection!!🤣
The homeowners got creative at the end.
They can’t do this in Florida. DeSantis took care of that already.
DeSantis for president!!!
Squatters realizing prison is free for all housing: It's free real estate baby!
The best satire on the net, hands down!
its not satire, sheer reality
I wanted to laugh, but I was so infuriated at how TRUE this is. Sadly.
Let's Go Brandon!
You absolutely nailed the "House Hunters" vibe, but that House #3 is literally the ONLY home of the three where the cops would actually defend the homeowners' interests, even in California. Money speaks louder than words.
Because the cops totally take profit by breaking the law for richer people and not for other people.
I laughed way too hard when crackhead Steve dropped his crack.
Realtor was caked tf up. 😮
Pause !
This was spot on.
😂😂😂
NAILED IT!!
“It’s a squatters market” haha 🤣
Brilliant! I haven't anticipated a new show this much since "Californian's Move To Texas".
That may work in the city, but out in the rural areas, everyone knows someone who owns several hogs.
Has to be California ! Aka: Squat Paradise
I honestly wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry while watching this.
Imagine, 5 years ago this wouldn't even have been funny.
Everyone would have thought, "Nahhh, that could never happen."
It’s been happening for a lot longer than that man. Just happened to hit the right political stage to get national attention.
@@jimyeats Possible. Well so has shoplifting, looting, crime, homelessness, war, inflation, debt, child abuse, cutting off kids genitalia, etc.
Just weird they are all hitting at the same time and getting national attention all at once.
Maybe its coincidence. Maybe its politics.
Which is weird because these aren't new laws. They have been this way for decades.
@@justforever96 Yeah people have been doing this for ages, it’s just become a political topic and gotten media attention.
@@justforever96 Right. Well its not the laws that matter... its how they are applied.
That's clearly changed
So glad I live in Florida now, for this exact reason.
Don't forget to hide the bodies!!! 😅😅😂😂😂
How did i know the 3rd was Babylon Bee when i heard there might be a 3rd? You guys, Ryan and JP are awesome for doing these. Its a real shame this is even a thing.
I’m loving Crackhead Steve’s groove “guy liner “. He looks SICK, in a good way ! 🤟 🤘
LOL 😂
Why have I been working my whole life? Why wasn't i told of this technique of ownership when I was in my youth? Why!?
to squat on the squatters !!! LMAO 🤣
You guys crushed it!! So perfect!
Thank God Florida recognizes homeowners' rights
I literally own the same exact poncho that he's wearing......but I'm not a squatter, just so we're clear......Addendum: I also don't do crack.
I experienced something similar when a psychotic family member framed me for "assault" after admitting to, while in the commission of, robbery in my own room of my own residence in 2017 to get me out of the picture & continue robbing my valuables. Now there's people squatting in my lifelong home illegally since 2017. Maybe this is the solution instead of the uphill probate & computer forensics to find my dad's will, squat on the squatters to get my Los Angeles home back!
Similar situation. The stress of it on our family is overwhelming. Looking into another squatter to squat on them. The law is so slow and unfair to say the least. The things they've done are so heinous and unbelievable, if it were a movie no one would think it's real. 😭
Man... these documentaries by the Bee are riveting.
We need a SQUATTERS IN TEXAS episode
I was their first Realtor they contacted. When they told me what they were looking for I told them they would have to find a property on their own since I didn’t want to lose my real estate license. I also told them to get a job! 😂
This reminds me of what happened to Doctor Zhivago's home.
Oh, this is the BEST!!!! You guys are on fire!
What if you released a pack of guard dogs into your house?? There has to be a loophole 😂
Communist style Redistribution of wealth. Very informative and funny. And scary. I want to watch this again! What was that movie about Russia and the working class people just moved into the wealthy people’s homes? Dr. Zhivago!
0:53 I had that same paneling in my room growing up.
yeah, but most houses with wood paneling are unsuitable for doing crack in them...
Love it!! I’d watch every episode! Make it happen Bee
Now that's what I call Reality TV!
Crackhead Steve is a great negotiator, $0 Dollars is a Steal.
As a gamer I appreciated crackhead Steve tea-bagging as the home owners were arrested by the cops. Wrekt noobz!
Oh crap, I almost forgot to comment😂
This hit me at just the right time, great work
As a current shopper in the real estate market myself. This video is very encouraging.
If you get mail for someone that doesn't live there and you don't know them, mark the mail with a pen or Sharpy "NOT AT THIS ADDRESS/ UNKNOWN / RETURN TO SENDER". Return the mail to the post office/carrier/drop box. Do not hang on to mail that isn't yours. This way squatters cannot establish residency.
They will change their name to 'Resident' or 'Occupant'
@@transparentglazier LOL
That dog wagging its tail at the drone on the balcony.
I protest. The Babylon Bee is supposed to be satire, not reality.
Here in Texas, these two and their realtor would never be seen again.
Excellent job, but your satire is still behind the curve with regards to liberal insanity.
Give 'em a break...the insanity is flowing at Mach 2 😅
I won't be truly happy until Adam Yenser is squatting back in the Babylon Bee's writers room!!
Yes! I’ll help them come up with some sketches both Ryan Long and JP Sears haven’t done already.