Patreon: / chrisstuckmann Chris Stuckmann reviews Robin Hood, starring Taron Egerton, Jamie Foxx, Ben Mendelsohn, Eve Hewson, Tim Minchin, Jamie Dornan. Directed by Otto Bathurst.
I feel like the director of this movie watched the first Season of Arrow and played Assassins Creed and said hey let's make Robin Hood a superhero movie
What happens when the director's open stated goal was to make "bows feel as intense as gunfights" while not understanding that the tension and excitement of bow fighting is in it's precision with short moments of speed not stone piercing arrows that are as accurate as a Storm Trooper.
That movie is a 2-sided coin. Kevin Costner as Robin Hood is kinda boring, on the other side Alan Rickman is like the best "family friendly" villain ever. If you are going over the top with the ham THAT is how you do it! Imagine if Robin Hood had been played by Errol Flynn or Cary Elwes in that movie
Damn... you can usually tell from the thumbnail if Chris liked or disliked a movie, but in this one, he just looks straight up depressed and disillusioned with life... almost like this film has caused him to forget why he's even living.. It's okay Chris, we're here for ya, buddy.
Thank you for having a sense of humor instead of being cringey like Add Bow If Girl. It couldn't possibly be that he's criticizing the trope of the token female(which ultimately means he would prefer a female character to have real significance to the plot). No, it must expressly be that Chris is a sexist. It's just sad. Please be careful, social justice terrorism is a lot more dangerous than people understand. Please stay sane, it's becoming a rarity.
@@DesiDoll420 What's weird is that a lot of these anti-sjw types would be calling you an SJW lol. Seriously tho, I agree. Girl being hot girl just to fill some status quo standard is annoying. Saw the movie, thought it was terrible and the film wouldn't have been any different if Marianne was left out lmfao
@@StevenChungTop10 In a way that makes me happy. My ex girlfriend and i used to have a great time at the theater. Now she has to watch shitty movies with his new boyfriend muahahaha
i expected more when i saw it using boxxy software... fortunately i'm a boxxy software user and it's mean i have all movies ever made and for free and i tried to found something else...
more so on bad Marvel movies... see his Antman and the Wasp review, he thought, i mean he knew and believed it was a terrible movie but for some reason couldn't really say it was bad.
Yeah.. seems like Chris didn’t have enough talking points and lately his reviews are a bit too stretched, not saying that his analysis is inaccurate but sometimes the message can also be delivered in a concise way. Jeremy Jahns appear to be good in this regards
“Since I started my channel in 2009 there’s been two Robin Hood movies called Robin Hood...What is happening?” This man summarized the 21st century in a run on sentence.
I’m still a fan of Robin Hood Prince of Thieves ...so I say If you want a Robin Hood movie, rewatch that; or of course Disney’s Robin Hood, always a classic. Ps: Robin Hood Men in Tights - another classic!
A dark and gritty reboot of Robin Hood isn't very good? I'm shocked, completely shocked. Said no-one ever. It's almost like we've been here before. Oh wait........
People dont know their history. I guess you guys think because of the slavery in America that all over the globe for all history Black people have been barred from associating with anyone , thief or king. 2000 years ago, people of all races were free in the Roman empire and there were slaves of every race.
Thank you for giving your honest opinion about these films. Your reviews are probably 92% accurate to my opinion when I watch these films. Also, your critic review is what I listen to before going to theaters. Please keep up the wonderful work Chris!
Prince John: And why should the people listen to you? Cary Elwes as Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent... "Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)"
@@EgonSupreme I don't know about the blu-ray. But I happily own the DVD version and I LOVE IT! That movie is how Robin Hood SHOULD be depicted. With pageantry, swashbuckling action, charming actors and faithful knowledge of the legend
Robin Hood 2030 reboot: Shooting for the stars Robin Hood 2: Arrow to the Heart Robin Hood 3: Bullseye Robin Hood 4: Bullseye....Again??? Robin Hood 5: Archery Time Robin Hood 6: Now he uses a gun cuz we have those now
I love the shirt too....but Chris why no love for samurai champloo ? Thats my favorite anime and its from the same dude who created cowboy bebop...anyway too bad about this robin hood movie...i like the story of robin hood very much and this is quite disappointing
This movie was made because one day, someone important in the crew saw a youtube video about that guy who could shoot 3 arrows rapidly while jumping in the air.
Hey Chris. There seems to exist quite a few instances where these movies happen. Good actors, effects team and budget, and yet they screw it up completely. Maybe it's worth a while to create a new special section, like your Hilariosity, where you investigate and analyse what really went wrong?? Maybe do some interviews with some of the actors a few months or even years afterwards when they are ready to talk? I would love to watch that. Love the show. Big fan!
I've been looking forward to this movie coming out for AGES... because it means never again will I have to suffer through the trailer that seemed to pop up in the previews for every single goddamn movie I went to for GODDAMN AGES. Like I don't even remember how long ago I first saw it, after awhile it just seemed like it had always been there and would always be there, waiting. Between that and the trailer for Mortal Engines, I've reached my cringe quota for the next several months. I think my favorite thing about Robin Hood was a pre-show clip of an interview I saw in one theater where a couple people involved with the movie were raving about how they had deliberately set out to make the action scenes with arrows look like action scenes with bullets. I remember thinking "my god, they actually think they're SELLING the movie right now, rather than adding another huge red warning sign for anyone who's already seen the trailer and is still optimistic enough to think 'well hey, maybe it won't be COMPLETELY awful?'"
@@knightshadowhimself When writing comments, it's hard to tell the emotion behind it. I've seen people call Legend of the Sword a "masterpiece" and it was made by the same Hollywood eggheads that made THIS garbage
Honestly the only version I really like is the 80ies "Robin of Sherwood" series with Michael Pread as Robin. Although my favourite characters was Nazir, he had super cool fighting style with two swords.
I tend to just look at the executive producers now and.... Bingo 2018/I Robin Hood (executive producer) 2016/I The Great Wall (executive producer) 2014 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (executive producer) 2013 After Earth (executive producer)
When I saw this movie, I actually kind of liked it. Then when I left the theatre I realized everything I liked was ripped directly from the Dark Knight trilogy.
I've been a fan of yours for a while mainly because you are not afraid to say what is on your mind. Thank you! Anyways I'm disabled so I only go see movies when I can get transportation. This Thursday I am and because of the time I have a choice between this movie, the new Possession movie and Mirai. Now I can remove Robin Hood from the choices lol.
Wished infinity war would have gotten it, that movie sucked more than all the MCU movies combined. And each one of those sucked hard. These stupid overated soulless products and ruinning cinema and fanboys are paying their money to see. everyone who saw that movie has the mind of a 7 year old.
I haven't seen the trailer (worst thing I could have done I know) but seen that they have ROBIN HOOD !! in the cinema and I said HELL YEAH !! THIS WILL BE AWESOME!!..... Well I can tell you one thing..... It wasn't awesome Not one bit Let me tell you about the flows that I couldn't stand from the beginning of the film 1. Troops being in small squads is a 20th century war tactic 2. Bows and arrows were never used as close quarter weapons 3. They definitely didn't have machine crossbows at that time 😂😂😂😂😂 I almost laughed at this 4. The outfits enraged me the whole time Shit heads !!!! They wear a lot of machine made clothes and definitely not woven which like is supposed to be 1000 years away 5. They had no helmets also enraged me 6. They sent the wounded back to england 😂😂😂😂😂 hell fuck NoOo 7. There were no "cities" in a sense in most of europe at that time, remember ? Land was owned by feudal lords who had castles and the peasants who worked in his fields lived around it in a between bad and goodish conditions, and definitely the people didn't have politicians among them as any opposition to the lord will be crushed immediately so No one can speak freely (they sure didn't have free of speach) 8. And the Arabs at that time were a hundred times more advanced (dark age in europe was the golden age for islamic regions, as science and scholars thrived) kind of the opposite of now (ironic isn't it !!) 9. The machines at the mines and the heavy working force and high numbers of people living there it's all industrial era social fabric and machines, it sure wasn't like that 1000 years ago around the crusades 10. Architecture again, they sure didn't have sophisticated architecture especially that is made of wood as seen in the buildings and slums, all they were able to build from wood was huts,and small bridges. anything more sophisticated than that they would use stones 11. Using an armour piercing arrows with a normal bow !!! WTF !!! Arrows are relatively small in diameter because they are aiming to be light, easily handled, and shot large distances The arrows used in the movie are usually used with long bows and they are so hard to shoot let alone holding several of them in one hand and shooting them very fast . . The movie is trying to mimic this day life and social structure but with old technology so it ends up silly, boring, full of errors and mistakes and inconsistencies
All valid point but a bit arcane for most movie viewers to understand. What annoyed me most was the costume design being almost 900 into the future with very modern trench coats and collared suits. And explosions. Explosions, explosions. I doubt there were that many explosions in the 1100's. I could accept all of these flaws, and those on your list, if the story took place in an alternate universe where it was the year 2018, but for whatever reason, technology stagnated in the 1200. This would make perfect sense because they are using traditional weapons with logical upgrades (and the costumes as well), but no real tech from electricity and other modern ideas.
I agree with everything that you all wrote, but there's one detail that is still cripplingly bothering me. Jaime's character got his hand chopped off, and in the next immediate scene he was shackled. My question is how is the shackle staying on his handless wrist? Pfm I guess. There were way too many problems with the movie. It was just horrible.
The movie didn't even try for historical accuracy. It was just a young-adultized version of Robin Hood... written for a stupid audience, by stupid people.
Well even though you put it in a smug way like the biggest neck beard, most of those points were right. Till you got to archery. Archers were very much a part of raiding homes for supporters in case the dedicated melee foot soldiers got over run and the sheer fact that dealing with two different types of weapons made them harder too deal with aka CQB. And actually archers were quite strong and taught from an early age, so maybe to you and me that shit was heavy but to them that was as easy as breathing. And they didn't use long bows, they used recurve and holding the arrows in one hand is the most historically accurate as you can get from japan to Saudi Arabia to England to even native American's america they shoot arrows that way. The only ones going around with quivers were mounted archers.
Great review...again!! I do think you need to include the 1973 animated Disney "Robin Hood" in the group...beloved by people young and old (My 3 toddlers request it all the time!) The 90's one with Costner and Rickman also rocked in a totally different way. Sad to see good actors sucked into a bad movie. I will stay tuned for further reviews!!
I saw a lot of people who were confused that Robin Hood was a Lord. If you look at the original legend, he was a rich dude who got run out of town and became a thief because of how the impoverished were being treated. Disney's Robin Hood doesn't do a great job at addressing it and I'm not even sure it addresses it at all. They treated it as if he was a commoner who fell in love with a noble woman, and went on the lamb. The BBC television series based on Robin Hood gets fairly close to the original tale with some creative liberties here and there. It just baffles me how after countless theatrically released films, over 6 live action television series (including a prominent role in an episode of Doctor Who), 1 Disney animated film, and many other stories in a variety of mediums, you figure people would know this part of the Robin Hood character by now.
Robin Hood and Little John Walkin' through the forest Laughin' back and forth At what the other'ne has to say Reminiscin', This-'n'-thattin' Havin' such a good time Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally Golly, what a day
i stopped watching immediately in the beginning when they were treating their bows like tactical assault infiltration weapons. i was like... wtf is going on?! those are fkn bows hahaha
Thanks again for the great review, Chris! You saved me from wasting money on this movie. I wish I could find a way to get you on an episode of How Did This Get Made, for movies like this, or one of your Hilariocity reviews.
-Robin Hood being a medieval rip-off of Batman -The whole Robin/Marian/Will Scarlet love triangle is indistinguishably reminiscent of the Bruce/Rachel/Harvey Dent dynamic, and is executed poorly with Will Scarlet being evil all because Robin fucked his girl. -Robin Hood/Little John rip-off of Bruce/Alfred dynamic This movie is so bad at ripping off The Dark Knight that it's hilarious.
Actually, I think most people would love a good Robin Hood movie ...Hollywood just refuses to give us one, instead giving us these re-imagined bulls* things every few years
I'd like a good one. Unfortunately, to date the only good/decent ones are the Errol Flynn one from 1938 and the Disney cartoon. For some reason, Robin Hood and King Arthur we just CAN'T get right.
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Savage Stuckmann, best Stuckmann.
I see you're a man of culture as well
Skill up here oh shit!!! DIVISON 2 will be here soon.
Too bad he doesn't even know the term he's looking for. The slow mo is called winding.
Give us that fallout 76 verbal beat down soon father
What's shill up doing here? Still waiting for my 3-hour Red dead Redemption review 😁
I feel like the director of this movie watched the first Season of Arrow and played Assassins Creed and said hey let's make Robin Hood a superhero movie
I thought this looked like an assassins creed dlc
And Batman Begins
😂
That by itself isn't bad idea. The problem begin when movie is just an action flick, what in modern day is considered as straight boring.
So you feel like it was awesome? If you compare to those and mix it up, that is what you end up.
Let's not ignore the fact that Chris Stuckmann's beard looks awesome.
That's an opinion.
@@emilengen7825 na bra that's a fact
Pitch meeting:
"Ok hear me out... They have bow and arrows, but machine gun ones.
...
**Thunderous applause erupts**
So this is how democracy dies....
But is it hard for Robin to survive the machine gun arrows?
Actually it’s super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Oh really?
It's called a ballista
Robin Hood... but young-adultized and basically just a rip off of the Thief video games.
Directed by Baz Luhrmann.
Next movie: robin in da hood
😂😂😂
nba73 your profile picture, and the movie that I’m fairly certain you are referencing work perfectly together.
nba73 Has
Starring Jaden Smith
Mel Brooks comes out of retirement to create his sequal to Robin Hood Men In Tights.
Love how half way through the synopsis, Chris just cuts himself off and says,
_”This movie was fucking bad,”._
Jak Mockery he should’ve stopped the review and said “fuck it, it’s an F”
jus cuttin to the chase...lol
And Marian is in the film too because she's... The girl and she has to... be the... girl.
I laughed so much 😂
What happens when the director's open stated goal was to make "bows feel as intense as gunfights" while not understanding that the tension and excitement of bow fighting is in it's precision with short moments of speed not stone piercing arrows that are as accurate as a Storm Trooper.
Let's just stick with the Disney animated version
the furry version?
Kevin Costner's Robin Hood is very underrated.
Priince of Thieves.
That movie is a 2-sided coin. Kevin Costner as Robin Hood is kinda boring, on the other side Alan Rickman is like the best "family friendly" villain ever. If you are going over the top with the ham THAT is how you do it! Imagine if Robin Hood had been played by Errol Flynn or Cary Elwes in that movie
Man in tights is the best one
Taron edgerton: well that definitely didn't help my career
Elton john: give a few months they'll love you again
@KD6-3. 7 rocket man my guy
@@nateds7326 yeah man he got lucky!
Jeez Chris, I didn’t expect THIS to be your first A+ of the year.
TROLOLOLOL
I check his channel and f movies said 47 it used to be 46 and the 47 f is this movie
@@aidasalazar9702 r/woooosh
Damn... you can usually tell from the thumbnail if Chris liked or disliked a movie, but in this one, he just looks straight up depressed and disillusioned with life... almost like this film has caused him to forget why he's even living..
It's okay Chris, we're here for ya, buddy.
Reading your comment makes me wanna recommend you chris's review of the emoji movie. ;)
bc shes a girl and she has to be the girl.... IM DONE lolololol
Mavi Malika That was casual misogyny. The brainwashing is strong with you.
Thank you for having a sense of humor instead of being cringey like Add Bow If Girl. It couldn't possibly be that he's criticizing the trope of the token female(which ultimately means he would prefer a female character to have real significance to the plot). No, it must expressly be that Chris is a sexist. It's just sad. Please be careful, social justice terrorism is a lot more dangerous than people understand. Please stay sane, it's becoming a rarity.
@@DesiDoll420 I've been dealing with depression because of NPC/SJW people. You made my week. Thank you.
@@anottakenusername3189 u soft bitch
@@DesiDoll420 What's weird is that a lot of these anti-sjw types would be calling you an SJW lol.
Seriously tho, I agree. Girl being hot girl just to fill some status quo standard is annoying. Saw the movie, thought it was terrible and the film wouldn't have been any different if Marianne was left out lmfao
Modern Medieval Times. It was just a weird mash up of times. It looked too current for something in the past.
Wow. It’s been a while since Chris has given an F.
The last time was truth or dare IIRC.
Certainly has been a while. But according to Chris himself, this hasn't been a great year in movies in general.
@@StevenChungTop10 In a way that makes me happy. My ex girlfriend and i used to have a great time at the theater. Now she has to watch shitty movies with his new boyfriend muahahaha
@@evelic r/sadcringe Oof, bro. Big oof.
You right
This movie is awesome. It makes you feel like you've just been robbed by Robin Hood
Lol, good one.
made me laugh hehe
Haha
No it makes you’ve feel like you’ve been stolen 2 hours of your life
So creative
I just saw the movie it is definitely worthy of a hilariocity
Lol this movie just smells bad...
i expected more when i saw it using boxxy software... fortunately i'm a boxxy software user and it's mean i have all movies ever made and for free and i tried to found something else...
Nice portmantaeu, KingPasta. Hilarity + atrocity
Nah they are so bad its funny, thus is so bad i wish I'd never wasted my time or money
I feel like it's not funny enough though... just bad. 😕
There should be an F rating music, similar to A+.
So Jin Choi it should just be a fart noise
Haha so I'm not the only one that read it as Farting Music! :p
Price is right fail sound
That's what I always thought. Something dark and sinister
There's something so amazing about watching Chris struggling to talk about bad movie moments 😂😂
Georgie Mac he’s a failure
Yeah!! Feel so funny about that. It seem like he made a bad movie instead the director.
True 😅
more so on bad Marvel movies... see his Antman and the Wasp review, he thought, i mean he knew and believed it was a terrible movie but for some reason couldn't really say it was bad.
Yeah.. seems like Chris didn’t have enough talking points and lately his reviews are a bit too stretched, not saying that his analysis is inaccurate but sometimes the message can also be delivered in a concise way. Jeremy Jahns appear to be good in this regards
What? The best movie of 2018?
I'm shocked.
I know right! This movie is almost as good as Dragonball Evolution.
It is a masterpiece just like The Room, Dragonball: Evolution, Fifty Shades Darker and The Amazing Bulk.
Right up there with the masterpiece known as the Last Airbender.
:O
It's just as good as Jack and Jill, the best movie of the 2010's!
Damn that beard turned Chris into a beast.
M J Grasscutter you are a garbage person. Also he’s not fat in any way and there is nothing wrong with sitting
More like a straight savage
That ain't a beard sorry
He finally reached manhood
sambo ̄- ̄ what is it then?
"Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent!"
;]
King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
Soooo you didn’t like it?
THINK
I think he loved it
Nah bro he loved it
He gave it an “F” for “FAAAAANTASTIC”!
No, he liked it. YA THINK BUDDY
Chris is funny when he's mad. Stay mad Chris.
He is, he really is, I enjoy this reviews more than hilariocity
When Robin Hood: Men in Tights beats this then hmmmm
Lol
Prince of Thieves is better than this. Disney's Robin Hood is better than all that came after. Errol Flynn's Robin Hood is irreplaceable.
Marc Guggenheim: I have single handedly made the worst story about an archer in history
Whoever directed this: Hold My beer
There is only one Robin Hood. And he's a fox
Matty Giles yeah, Kevin Costner is SUCH a sliverfox ;)
dude, that movie is responsible for A LOT of fucking furries.
also, he’s Errol Flynn
Yasss
Mannnnn if that ain't the truth best robin hood of all time
Everyone: Can we get a Green Arrow Film?
Studios: Robin Hood film, of course.
Everyone: No, Green Arrow.
Studios: Robin Hood?
The Scarecrow we got that in arrow tv show
@@PorzyRants and its garbage..
SPACE NOISE ENTERTAINMENT nah bro it’s great
Beeeaar???
@@atomicalien4 It has been getting better since the weak season 2.
When I saw the horses galloping on roofs, I was like "fast & furious 8: horse version"
Gotta admit... they got horse power
I AM NOT SORRY
“Since I started my channel in 2009 there’s been two Robin Hood movies called Robin Hood...What is happening?”
This man summarized the 21st century in a run on sentence.
I’m still a fan of Robin Hood Prince of Thieves ...so I say If you want a Robin Hood movie, rewatch that; or of course Disney’s Robin Hood, always a classic.
Ps: Robin Hood Men in Tights - another classic!
The Disney one is such a throw back to my childhood! Love it.
Don't forget the Errol Flynn Robin Hood,that one is *THE* classic Robin Hood movie.
Disney Robin, then Men in Tights. That was my childhood
The Errol Flynn one is the best in my opinion. Then the Kevin Costner one
Jennifer McMahon Everything I do, I do it for you.... Really love that song, so yes I'm a fan of Prince of Thieves too.
We need a God's of Egypt hilariousity
Don't you Dare insult the one and only Bible of ultimate knowledge
Gods*
This has some of the worst production design I've ever seen. It looked like a failed Vegas theme park they converted into a studio backlot.
This is the funniest movie review i have ever seen. This sub 8 minute movie review has ten fold the entertainment value of the film being discussed.
Seeing someone as mild mannered as you get pissed off is hilarious.
nickyboy22071989 ever seen the 9 lives or fifty shades reviews?
@@eloramaxwell7020 Just did. OK my mistake.
@@eloramaxwell7020 actually no, my point still stands. But thanks for pointing them out that was excellent haha.
Bro watch his hilariosity of dragon ball 😂😂
Aww man you must've not seen his old videos😂
A dark and gritty reboot of Robin Hood isn't very good? I'm shocked, completely shocked. Said no-one ever.
It's almost like we've been here before. Oh wait........
Richard Batchelor - Composer we’ve been here before?... maybe... I blocked it out of my head...
@@KJ_1810 I think he may be referring to the Rustle Crowe one.
Richard Batchelor - Composer At least everyone looked the part. It's not particularly great, but it's certainly not THIS movie.
Doesnt really look dark and gritty. Visually dark maybe... But in every other aspect like a cheap cartoon
I kind of recommend that you see it when it hits DVD because it's the kind of awful you need to see to believe.
Seriously me and my wife just saw the movie tonight and I thought I was watching a CNN coverage of the antifa movement...lol
Totally!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fu chi Moua Seeking the Truth dumbass
Why is it that people with "truth" in their user name turn out to be conspiracy loving idiots?
Dudee, all their stuff wasn't even medieval lmao
Wtf where were any of these antifa plotlines?
"She is there because she was the girl and somebody had to be the girl." Chris Stuckmann
You had me at “Jamie Fox in a Robin Hood Movie”. I mean the only way that could possibly work is if Mel Brooks was involved.
Ikr!
People dont know their history. I guess you guys think because of the slavery in America that all over the globe for all history Black people have been barred from associating with anyone , thief or king. 2000 years ago, people of all races were free in the Roman empire and there were slaves of every race.
I guess I'll stick with Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
He has an English accent hahaha
Easily the best Robin Hood movie.
tight tights
Prince of Thieves!!!!
It wasn't that bad. It's a popcorn movie not inception.
Thank you for giving your honest opinion about these films. Your reviews are probably 92% accurate to my opinion when I watch these films. Also, your critic review is what I listen to before going to theaters. Please keep up the wonderful work Chris!
This is one of my favorite reviews you've ever done.
So you're saying I should see it.
Learn English with Alex [engVid] yes!!!! It was actually good
^^^ totally went over his head lol
I you want u should
At 5 times. It’s just that -bad- good
If you want to waste money, sure. By the way I am not a pretentious wannabe movie critic but that movie is awful
Prince John: And why should the people listen to you?
Cary Elwes as Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent...
"Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)"
@@fredlabosch5164 We have "The Adventures of Robin Hood".
Which is funny because modern English didn't exist yet during the time Robin Hood would have lived
@@fredlabosch5164 Yeah, that's the one. I don't know if there's Blu Ray, I've only ever seen it on cable. But there's got to be, right?
@@EgonSupreme I don't know about the blu-ray. But I happily own the DVD version and I LOVE IT!
That movie is how Robin Hood SHOULD be depicted. With pageantry, swashbuckling action, charming actors and faithful knowledge of the legend
I felt like my burger got Stuckmannized in my throat when you did the Ben Mendelson impersonation 😂😂😂
There was literally a scene toward the end where the audio wasn’t synced with the video. I freaken DIED from laughter 😂
Was anyone actually bringing any expectations to the experience? The trailer looked absolutely shit
Generic heist thriller with lame attempt at being the next Batman Begins is pretty much what was advertised.
Man, Chris just looks disappointed. But goddamn I have been waiting for a review where he hates a movie for a fat minute.
Watchie when I walked out all I could think of was I can’t to see what Chris says about this POS
How can he be disappointed if he knew it was going to be terrible?
Watchie... watch your mouth you blasphemous God hater.
Fat *7 minutes
"This move was fucking bad!" I lost it 😂
the turned Robin Hood into Batman and Alfred and Marion was catwoman ... who thought that was a good idea??
Robin Hood 2018 II: Apocalypse
Robin Hood 2018 III: This Time It's Personal
Robin Hood 2018's 2024 reeboot: Robin Hood Evolution
Robin Hood 2018 XVII : this time it's really really personal
Sounds like something they’d do
Robin hood 2049 the revolution
Robin Hood 2030 reboot: Shooting for the stars
Robin Hood 2: Arrow to the Heart
Robin Hood 3: Bullseye
Robin Hood 4: Bullseye....Again???
Robin Hood 5: Archery Time
Robin Hood 6: Now he uses a gun cuz we have those now
Don't forget the two prequels: Little John and Sherrif of Nothingham origins
*No. One. Wanted. This*
*No 👏 One 👏 Wanted 👏 This*
👏👏 meme review
I did lol
Thank you for going through that 2 hours of pain I couldn't, and confirming my fears.
When I first saw the trailer, I was like "lol no, this is gonna be bad"
And whoopty freaking doo
Right! like nobody expected this movie to be good like seriously
Can I just say, your beard game is freaking strong, bro
He takes no shave november seriously
That cowboy bebop shirt tho 🔥🔥🔥
I love the shirt too....but Chris why no love for samurai champloo ? Thats my favorite anime and its from the same dude who created cowboy bebop...anyway too bad about this robin hood movie...i like the story of robin hood very much and this is quite disappointing
@@defroach Champloo has the best final battle
"The Bebop Is"
yeah great shirt
i was distracted by the shirt
U already know that'll always be ah classic bebop forever
This movie was made because one day, someone important in the crew saw a youtube video about that guy who could shoot 3 arrows rapidly while jumping in the air.
Hey Chris. There seems to exist quite a few instances where these movies happen. Good actors, effects team and budget, and yet they screw it up completely. Maybe it's worth a while to create a new special section, like your Hilariosity, where you investigate and analyse what really went wrong?? Maybe do some interviews with some of the actors a few months or even years afterwards when they are ready to talk? I would love to watch that.
Love the show. Big fan!
The trailer told me everything i needed to know. Ill pass.
Fuck you. It's awesome.
I've been looking forward to this movie coming out for AGES... because it means never again will I have to suffer through the trailer that seemed to pop up in the previews for every single goddamn movie I went to for GODDAMN AGES. Like I don't even remember how long ago I first saw it, after awhile it just seemed like it had always been there and would always be there, waiting. Between that and the trailer for Mortal Engines, I've reached my cringe quota for the next several months.
I think my favorite thing about Robin Hood was a pre-show clip of an interview I saw in one theater where a couple people involved with the movie were raving about how they had deliberately set out to make the action scenes with arrows look like action scenes with bullets. I remember thinking "my god, they actually think they're SELLING the movie right now, rather than adding another huge red warning sign for anyone who's already seen the trailer and is still optimistic enough to think 'well hey, maybe it won't be COMPLETELY awful?'"
M Hodges And Chris told you more than you needed to know
Jamie Foxx...
Just to save everyone time he gave it a B
I knew it
Luke Benson Underrated comment
Nice joke.
HAHA 😂
no he didn't you fucking liar
@@cavaughngrace3644 pretty sure he did
It's funny that after all of these years the best version of Robin Hood is still the animated one with the animals
Great review and beard is looking dooooope 👌
A true cinematic masterpiece. Anything less than an A is a disservice to the art, this is up there with Pixels and Jack and Jill in terms of quality.
Please, tell me you're being sarcastic
@@sadlobster1 what do you think isn't it obvious
@@knightshadowhimself When writing comments, it's hard to tell the emotion behind it.
I've seen people call Legend of the Sword a "masterpiece" and it was made by the same Hollywood eggheads that made THIS garbage
Jack and Jill is a much better movie than this
Your thumbnail says it all 💀💀💀😂🤗😂
Honestly the only version I really like is the 80ies "Robin of Sherwood" series with Michael Pread as Robin. Although my favourite characters was Nazir, he had super cool fighting style with two swords.
Hell yeah. loved that show. one of the best version of Robin Hood, i think.
I couldn't tell if the setting was sci-fi or middle ages when I first watched the trailer.
Don't worry, the director was equally confused when making the movie.
Still confused about that even after watching the movie
Hell I'd love a full on sci-fi Robin Hood. It's worked before!
Stuckmann's face in the video thumbnail,says everything you need to know about this movie.
The trailer from this movie already said everything someone neede to know...
I tend to just look at the executive producers now and.... Bingo
2018/I Robin Hood (executive producer)
2016/I The Great Wall (executive producer)
2014 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (executive producer)
2013 After Earth (executive producer)
Leonardo DiCaprio was an executive producer on Robin Hood. Wat?
im sorry, this doesnt make sense.
@@Deviant69 IMDB is your friend.
Ok where did Leonardo DiCaprio even come up didn't see his name once but u said it terry
I mean kerry...
Still waiting for your review for Ralph Breaks The Internet.
Matthew Reyes i would definitely watch it , i mean it’s cute just a cute story i cried cause I’m senestive but it’s good
@JMAN not Channel Awesome, they're awful
@@isaiahwilliams2642 ironic, no? Kind of along the same lines as how "bleeding cool" is some of the lamest left-of-Lenin SJW horeshit I've ever seen.
4:23 is my absolute favorite moment of this review. lmfao
I knew it was going to be bad when I heard Jamie Foxx's accent.
I knew it was gonna suck when I saw Jamie Foxx
@@iliketohearmenmoaning yep overrated actor lmao.
@@metalsadman An overrated actor who got an Oscar and nominated for another movie in the same year.
I can just see the editors yelling "Moar arrows!!!" Or, you know what this scene needs? More arrows (Chris Walken voice)
Bryan McKeithen Michael Bay says I have a feva and the only prescription is more arrows........I gotta... I gotta have more arrows
Would be better with more cow bell
When I saw this movie, I actually kind of liked it. Then when I left the theatre I realized everything I liked was ripped directly from the Dark Knight trilogy.
I've been a fan of yours for a while mainly because you are not afraid to say what is on your mind. Thank you!
Anyways I'm disabled so I only go see movies when I can get transportation. This Thursday I am and because of the time I have a choice between this movie, the new Possession movie and Mirai. Now I can remove Robin Hood from the choices lol.
Mirai
Watched you forever. Never left a comment. But this review made me laugh so hard I love it Chris!
Effin solid F
Im sold
Wished infinity war would have gotten it, that movie sucked more than all the MCU movies combined. And each one of those sucked hard. These stupid overated soulless products and ruinning cinema and fanboys are paying their money to see. everyone who saw that movie has the mind of a 7 year old.
I haven't seen the trailer (worst thing I could have done I know) but seen that they have ROBIN HOOD !! in the cinema and I said HELL YEAH !! THIS WILL BE AWESOME!!.....
Well I can tell you one thing..... It wasn't awesome
Not one bit
Let me tell you about the flows that I couldn't stand from the beginning of the film
1. Troops being in small squads is a 20th century war tactic
2. Bows and arrows were never used as close quarter weapons
3. They definitely didn't have machine crossbows at that time 😂😂😂😂😂 I almost laughed at this
4. The outfits enraged me the whole time
Shit heads !!!! They wear a lot of machine made clothes and definitely not woven which like is supposed to be 1000 years away
5. They had no helmets also enraged me
6. They sent the wounded back to england 😂😂😂😂😂 hell fuck NoOo
7. There were no "cities" in a sense in most of europe at that time, remember ? Land was owned by feudal lords who had castles and the peasants who worked in his fields lived around it in a between bad and goodish conditions, and definitely the people didn't have politicians among them as any opposition to the lord will be crushed immediately so No one can speak freely (they sure didn't have free of speach)
8. And the Arabs at that time were a hundred times more advanced (dark age in europe was the golden age for islamic regions, as science and scholars thrived) kind of the opposite of now (ironic isn't it !!)
9. The machines at the mines and the heavy working force and high numbers of people living there it's all industrial era social fabric and machines, it sure wasn't like that 1000 years ago around the crusades
10. Architecture again, they sure didn't have sophisticated architecture especially that is made of wood as seen in the buildings and slums, all they were able to build from wood was huts,and small bridges. anything more sophisticated than that they would use stones
11. Using an armour piercing arrows with a normal bow !!! WTF !!!
Arrows are relatively small in diameter because they are aiming to be light, easily handled, and shot large distances
The arrows used in the movie are usually used with long bows and they are so hard to shoot let alone holding several of them in one hand and shooting them very fast
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The movie is trying to mimic this day life and social structure but with old technology so it ends up silly, boring, full of errors and mistakes and inconsistencies
All valid point but a bit arcane for most movie viewers to understand. What annoyed me most was the costume design being almost 900 into the future with very modern trench coats and collared suits. And explosions. Explosions, explosions. I doubt there were that many explosions in the 1100's.
I could accept all of these flaws, and those on your list, if the story took place in an alternate universe where it was the year 2018, but for whatever reason, technology stagnated in the 1200. This would make perfect sense because they are using traditional weapons with logical upgrades (and the costumes as well), but no real tech from electricity and other modern ideas.
@@tjsogmc I agree with every word you said
I agree with everything that you all wrote, but there's one detail that is still cripplingly bothering me. Jaime's character got his hand chopped off, and in the next immediate scene he was shackled. My question is how is the shackle staying on his handless wrist? Pfm I guess. There were way too many problems with the movie. It was just horrible.
The movie didn't even try for historical accuracy. It was just a young-adultized version of Robin Hood... written for a stupid audience, by stupid people.
Well even though you put it in a smug way like the biggest neck beard, most of those points were right. Till you got to archery. Archers were very much a part of raiding homes for supporters in case the dedicated melee foot soldiers got over run and the sheer fact that dealing with two different types of weapons made them harder too deal with aka CQB. And actually archers were quite strong and taught from an early age, so maybe to you and me that shit was heavy but to them that was as easy as breathing. And they didn't use long bows, they used recurve and holding the arrows in one hand is the most historically accurate as you can get from japan to Saudi Arabia to England to even native American's america they shoot arrows that way. The only ones going around with quivers were mounted archers.
Great review...again!! I do think you need to include the 1973 animated Disney "Robin Hood" in the group...beloved by people young and old (My 3 toddlers request it all the time!) The 90's one with Costner and Rickman also rocked in a totally different way. Sad to see good actors sucked into a bad movie. I will stay tuned for further reviews!!
I saw a lot of people who were confused that Robin Hood was a Lord. If you look at the original legend, he was a rich dude who got run out of town and became a thief because of how the impoverished were being treated. Disney's Robin Hood doesn't do a great job at addressing it and I'm not even sure it addresses it at all. They treated it as if he was a commoner who fell in love with a noble woman, and went on the lamb. The BBC television series based on Robin Hood gets fairly close to the original tale with some creative liberties here and there. It just baffles me how after countless theatrically released films, over 6 live action television series (including a prominent role in an episode of Doctor Who), 1 Disney animated film, and many other stories in a variety of mediums, you figure people would know this part of the Robin Hood character by now.
Glad somebody mentioned the BBC series. My favourite version of the story, by far, and Jonas Armstrong was born to play the role.
Robin Hood and Little John
Walkin' through the forest
Laughin' back and forth
At what the other'ne has to say
Reminiscin', This-'n'-thattin'
Havin' such a good time
Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally
Golly, what a day
Best Robin Hood
Juan Diego nice.... nice
The best version next to the TV series
Even the animated version was better
Every town.... has its ups and downs..
i stopped watching immediately in the beginning when they were treating their bows like tactical assault infiltration weapons. i was like... wtf is going on?! those are fkn bows hahaha
Thanks again for the great review, Chris! You saved me from wasting money on this movie.
I wish I could find a way to get you on an episode of How Did This Get Made, for movies like this, or one of your Hilariocity reviews.
I hate being disappointed hearing a movie is bad, but I always love how you deliver it lmfao
To the film's credit, Robin Hood has an English accent.
But this Robin Hood version is fucking dull as shit and not to mention is fucking horrible!!
Welsh.
Didn't Man in Tights beat this film to the punch for first "englishman" to play as Robin Hood?
@SmashStomp Inc it’s a reference to a joke in the RH men in tights version
The reason this movie pissed me off because it's a complete rip-off of The Dark Knight.
How?
-Robin Hood being a medieval rip-off of Batman
-The whole Robin/Marian/Will Scarlet love triangle is indistinguishably reminiscent of the Bruce/Rachel/Harvey Dent dynamic, and is executed poorly with Will Scarlet being evil all because Robin fucked his girl.
-Robin Hood/Little John rip-off of Bruce/Alfred dynamic
This movie is so bad at ripping off The Dark Knight that it's hilarious.
@@olufolarinoduntan9097 Spoilers,
Scarlet also literally turns into Two-Face, the wound is even in the same area similar to Dent's.
it has even something similar to Joker Them in the main rebel scene
The only thing I don’t regret about going to see this movie is the trailers I saw for Mary Queen of Scots and Vice.
Chris giving an F-rating to a film in 2018 is as rare as a needle in a haystack. He only gave 2 films in 2018 an F!
Mark Parkinson To be fair, it’s been a pretty good year for movies. Not many truly bad movies that have come out this year (in wide release anyway).
@@NotAustinV y, most of the other bad ones were just forgettable and not terrible
@@NotAustinV not really good ones either
I was hoping that Chris would give an F to that awful The Nutcracker and the Four Realms.
Mark Parkinson I think this is his 3rd F. The other two were Fifty Shades Freed and Truth or Dare
I knew from the thumbnail I was in for a good dose of Chris shitting on a movie
They haven’t made a good Robin Hood movie since 1938.
This Robin Hood makes Russell Crowe's Robin Hood appear to be a cinematic masterpiece.
And to be honest, I liked Russell Crowe's Robin Hood more than this shit
I don't recall coming across any advertising for this new Robin Hood film. Now I know why
There's been tons of advertising for it.
Didn't know about it till this review
They had a shit ton months ago, fell off the face of the earth, then came back like it was still relevant. So even their marketing was a fail.
Looks like you were *robbed* of a good experience
GTFO😂
**Wears shades** YEAHHHHHHHH
I'm so annoyed at myself for finding this as funny as I do 😂
...Anyone know where i can cop that t-shirt?
Anyone know who sings the thin Lizzie bad reputation cover that is on the trailer to this film??
I don’t think anybody wants anymore Robin Hood movies
Actually, I think most people would love a good Robin Hood movie ...Hollywood just refuses to give us one, instead giving us these re-imagined bulls* things every few years
I do. A REAL one. Not these Costner shits on steroids.
I'd like a good one. Unfortunately, to date the only good/decent ones are the Errol Flynn one from 1938 and the Disney cartoon. For some reason, Robin Hood and King Arthur we just CAN'T get right.
I liked the 2010 one from Ridley Scott, though I'm in the minority on that one. Always hated the animated one, even as a kid.
@@blaisetelfer8499 prince john as a tiger is just awesome man
Go see Creed 2 instead guys
Or the story of queen.
Better yet wait for Ralph Breaks the Internet.
@@ajpat9620 i really dont like disney movies besides Marvel
@@knightshadowhimself Come on. Disney movies (some of them) are good.
@@ajpat9620 yeah some of them but a wrinkle in time and other boring cliche shit
When Christmas comes around, you need to review A Christmas Story
Need to know where you got your shirt!!
you know what this means. Its time for ANOTHER 3 musketeers!
freack3333 Oh God, we just had one with Milla Jovovich
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahha I believe it maybe another one of them too...smh
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo😫😱😫😨
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Remember the good old days of Robin Hood Men In Tights?
hell yes!
"I loved it...I loved it." - Chris Stuckmann on Robin Hood
😂 6:15
when are you doing Ralph Breaks the Internet review