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Nursery Treasury: If all the world were paper, and all the sea were ink, If all the trees were bread and cheese, what should we have to drink?
. . . Beer?
rainwater
Ink.
@@LostwaveTTwhere’s it evaporating from
The bread.@@Oliver_billinghamJuniors
The book should be high-fanasty+Sci-fi novel about Lexi and the rest of the crew finding the Ancient Wizard Damien to stop the evils of the internet from taking over the world.
I would unironically read that ngl
I need this book!!!
Prehistoric Life: “The Triassic was a critical time in vertebrate evolution.”
Fair, I guess.
2:44
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
"...roofs open to the sky, its temples fallen, its arches dislocated, its columns lying on the ground, from which one could still recognize the massive character of Tuscan architecture."
seems about right.
mine is: "the little marmot was a lot like his father"...............................please NO
I literally got the word "Beetle"
So, a ruin but a recognizable one? A grand one?
2:44 "this formula gives us the apparent mathematical length of the first section of any blind valley ridge"
Your fathers lived beyond the River, namely, Terah, the father of Abraham, & the father of Nahor, & they served other gods.
Bro read the Bible🤣 your a real one
@@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942 the book is the roof framers handbook, maybe it means I am Jesus 2 electric boogaloo
Sooo...a mathematical love life? Is that good?
@@mangaanimefan3089 No clue
The Song of Achilles: “Your wife then. What if it had been your wife?”
I don’t know how to interpret that.
Here's mine:
O
M
G
XD
Leonard B. Scott's "The Hill": He was a loner, and everyone was fine with that, Cat had none, nor needed any friends and at this point i think he knows.
2:42 Let's see. I have two books right next to me. First book. "He caught her hand and started down the block, adrenaline pumping through him." And second book. "I'd tried to get her to call me by my first name on the half dozen times we'd previously spoken." Hmm...
mine :
"I've nothing against you. But I can make a lot of reasons to attack you"
@@Ginger_Hrn lol
do science books count?
"The effect of the sun: when the Earth, the Sun and the Moon are alligned, the gravities of the Sun and Moon add up to eachother." had to translate so might come out a bit distorted
@@frankaoooooooooooooooooooooooo sounds good to me lol
Case file compendium: “This was the final straw for Xie Qingcheng.”
Honestly fair, if this relationship crumbles out of nowhere I don’t think I’ll date again.
The Zombie Survival Guide
"Although this is probably not the first U.S zombie attack, it is the first to be recorded."
y'know i don't think i have very high chances of finding a good person
the best channel to watch while pooping!
Truuuuuuu
more grinding in a game
2:50 I got "Sony's Playstation 2 shipped a total of 155 million units between it's Japanese release on 4 Mar 2000 and 31 Mar 2012 - making it the best selling console."
The book was Guiness World Records 2024
Nice
My grade 11 physics book: Newton's law of universal gravitation says that every particle attracts every other particle in the universe with a force that is proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between their centers
minor correction, you mean *center of masses* ?
The thicker you are, the more atractive you are ;)
6:39 the older generations are where the warnings came from
3:05 "spent three months pretending to be engaged to this lovely russian fellow."
-boyfriend material.
10 months ago you wondered why dogs like squeaky toys. If you still don't know, it sounds like prey to dogs so they activate their hunting instincts.
2:37
>"Oh, that sounds fun! Let me try that!"
>Pick up closest book at open it
>It only has 102 pages
Ouch.
First sentence: "Landon stalks the battlefield, in search of a worthy opponent".... wee bit much, i think Landon needs a cookie & a mug of hot cocoa. With a touch of baileys in it, maybe.
First sentence for me was "Every member of the group had been carefully chosen, men with uncertain loyalties" so that's something
“Stretching Awake, Eya Felt Her Body Buzzing With Life” Idk What to say
Edit: The Book Is Flirting With The Tempest.
The first sentence on page 206 of my nearest book translates to: "And my mother, too". Dammit, book.
2:40
Nobody:
Page 206 of Dragonslayer: Not just animals- people too!
This one right here, officer!
(LMAO)
oh god no
11:20 Ford TEMPER TANTRUM
XD
2:41 Bruh, it was a world record book, the sentence is:
*Best-selling home console brand*
As of 30 sep 2022, a total of 833.58 million Nintendo consoles have been sold worldwide.
Screw you Nintendo, you ruined my love life! 😂
2:43 “what’s that?” That’s the quote… it’s accurate too 😭
6:30 don't forget kinder eggs
2:44 "Most scientists believe that the extinction of the dinosaurs happened gradually"
-The ultimate book of Dinosaurs
12:42 you know it's bad when you get excited to find pants with pockets
Even more exciting when there are pockets but they've been cut open at the end.
2:37 “The senior Teerk Roo Ra man nicknamed him ‘oyster’.”
Thanks, Edenglassie.
For the book thing, all I got was a picture of a weird, ugly bird. I think Phantom Tollbooth roasted me.
2:44 We had a minute to get ready backstage, so me and the other two guys tried to talk Rodrick into just accepting defeat and letting Stank win the competition.
Like the person in the video, I too am a Jeff Kinney reader.
The book was "Diper overload".
5:45 The way Robin says N I N J A G O is so funny to me and I don't know why
I can't believe characters such as Peter Griffin, Korra, Rick Sanchez, Goku, Naruto, Darth Vader, Spider-Man, Batman, and John Wick became some of the most popular T.V. show/movie characters all thanks to Fortnite. All of these franchises probably wouldn't be as popular if it wasn't for Fortnite adding these characters. :D
They made TV shows / movies with these Fortnite characters? O.O That's crazy!
Are those the guys from Fortnite
They were soo good, they time travelled back so that we can see it
Yes, they are popular because of Fortnite. If only they would add Jesus then people would know who he is too.
@@thelunchlady8276
That would be awesome. They could do special events with music and stuff, and sell merchandise, like small necklaces or wall decoration.
3:01 “Alive and well- maybe not well but alive and here” OHHHH
At 7:06 it goes “sh**ting before a sh*wer”
interesting
2:44 “and he was gone, leaving me with smoke coming from my ears”
Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett: they streamed past her on two sides, like water around a rock.
2:44
Diary of a wimpy kid the deep end: "but it turned out that was the least of our problems. the rain was getting a lot HEAVIER and all of a sudden the stream wasn't so SHALLOW anymore."
How to ADHD: "I use dual monitors at work: one for showing the information I need, and the other for writing or doing calculations."
2:51 Ken Burns has used this particular moment to illustrate why The Navidson Record is so beyond Hollywood: "Not only is it gritty and dirty and raw, but look how the zoo claws after the fleeting fact."
House of Leaves is so freaking good.
0:43 Johnathan academic quizlet
OMFG - I did the book thing at 3:00 - it just happened to be a blank page at a chapter break. I find this utterly hilarious as I'm Ace, so confirming my status like that is genuinely gut bustingly funny. 🤣
"But you forget, mamma," said Elizabeth, "that we shall meet him at the assemblies, and that Mrs. Long promised to introduce him."
OH MAN I looked at the next page and at the top is:
"Now, Kitty, you may cough as much as you choose," said Mr. Bennet; and, as he spoke, he left the room, fatigued with the raptures of his wife.
1:03 Everyone in a ~1,000 mile radius is boutta get Rickrolled.
Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Chalice of the Gods
"I yearned for the good old days when I'd had to fight one-on-one with the war god Ares- whaling on me with his massive sword/baseball bat, unleashing giant wild boars to trample me, glaring at me with his nuclear eyes. "
The Art of Splatoon: To the inklings, putting stickers and tags on a sign is part of their nature.
Binging with Babish: In a large bowl, combine all the ingredients.
Furiously Happy by Jenny Lawson - Me: No.
2:39 "Fatma could not communicate with him, so this kidnapping was only her personal idea, carried out with the help of Chamis, the son of Chadigi, and Idris, Gebhr and two Bedouins"
- "W pustyni i w puszczy" (en. "In the desert and in the wilderness") written by Henryk Sienkiewicz
2:42 “People can escape into the square, where we will be waiting for them.”
FUUUUUUU- I stayed up late for this (it's 3:00 AM in my country)
Lmao
2:40 "Ivy thought of all the banishments she'd seen over the years, the odd lies and flimsy reasons she'd noticed why some people would just... disappear."
huh.
14:38 the GIF
XD
10:23 I remember seeing resusable ones!
Can't remember if there were any bendies there...
2:44 "See you later, im going out for Tobacco"
Unfortunate
2:44
"Still, she was really starting to enjoy herself, relaxing in the sultry weather and forgetting they were in Rio for some fairly serious stuff."
Revelations by Melissa de la Cruz
Man, my love life sure is interesting XD
The lost world: Malcolm shrugged. “Getting to be lunchtime “ forever lunch dates 😢
3:17 hilarious that he mentions Dune, because that is in fact the book closest to me. And the first sentence on page 206 is, if we count the quotes, "There should be a science of discontent." if we dont count the quotes its "Jessica awoke in the dark, feeling premonition in the stillness around her."
2:46 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"A Mixture; but to all intents and purposes they're the same thing now"
2:43 Unofficial Hatsune Mix: “…Hello!”
0:50
Either an Anime song, An hour- long scream compilation by yours truly, A terrible podcast on some guy taking a dump, The song "Whistle" By Flo Rida but it's only the first part on loop
or I'm just rickrolling everyone.
Which one is your favourite?
Anime.
A-lot of shows have great tunes
2:44
"She shot me with an Anti-Maschine rifle, what good would any armor do?"
2:44 "What've weather satellites to do with it ?" i guess im gonna become a weather man
2:43 Paraphrasing from Demon in the freezer
"There was no reason to belive that the postal workers were in danger"
2:40 my friends and I do this game when we're in a pub that has books. Honestly, sometimes the boring books actually come out with the funnier lines in this context
I TRIED THE PAGE 206 THING
After finishing up the pancake batter for the next morning, he turned off the lights and waited in the corner, dozing in and out when someone in satin pajamas came downstairs and opened the refrigerator.
I also decided to Google that whole sentence and couldn’t find the book, so I’ll do you a favor: The Toll, third book in the series Arc of a Scythe (my favorite series)
2:50
"When the Portuguese go to Macao, the most southern port city in China, to Japan, they catry white silk, gold, perfume, and porcelain and they bring from Japan nothing but Silver."
2:44 I Funny: I think he has a date to punch another goldfish.
(No it wasn’t the first book but seeing as the Minecraft essential handbook doesn’t have enough pages, it was the nest closest.)
The first book I found was the Player’s Handbook for D&D 5e. There are no words on page 206.
2:43 result: The spirits of the departed seemed to flit around, and to cast a shadow, which was felt but not seen, around the head of the mourner. Really optimistic about my love life now, thanks Frankenstein!
2:46 "Office is an initialize sign that it is formed with the same movements as room"
-Page 206 in Everything Sign Language Book (2nd Edition)
2:47
Fyre
" " _Beetle?_ " three voices chorused incredulously."
Oh god
"At present I am going in my mind from point to point as a mad man, and not a sane one, follows an idea." - Dracula
.....
2:42 "Strike you with consumption, fever, and inflammation, with fiery heat and drought, with blight and mildew that will pursue you untill you perish."
The New American Bible Revised Edition (the only book i had that had 206 and more pages)
2:37 Sitting in my school library right now so I gave this a try. The first sentence was just "birth control pills".
I once heard somewhere that for the purpose of customs tariffs and import taxes etc. there are different categories of pants and trousers that depend on the size, type number of pockets, size of pockets... and they all have different tariff percentages. So if you see pants with fake pockets or the pockets sewed shut it's probably a tax thing.
2:51 "I spun around, and there was an old cat!"
this is one of the best ones ive seen in this comment section
Two months late but 2:42 “this zoo wee mama thing has really got me worked up”
2:43 The book closest to me was the 1st heartstopper book and it was "Well...I was invited, but I... I don’t know.
2:53 "so many books!" 😭
"what's the first song you're playing"
not a song but the screams of SSBU players getting their mains checkmated by G&W mains with flat zone 2 in the background
4:00 yeah, WHY WOULD YOU?
WHY ARE YOU *THAT* DESPERATE?
“The whole thing was a nightmare from virtually any angle she cared to look at.”
Mostly Harmless by Douglas Adams
I was reading The Last Unicorn and GOD DAMN IT!
""You were dreaming, my lady," he said, finding knightly speech again."
5:00 reminder that you don't have Time for skin care routine in the apocalypse
(3:00) Nomi shook her head (from Speak for Me)
The book that was closest to me was my daughter's Dog Man Fetch 22. The first sentence is "Hey, look!" Lol
Pawn of Prophecy by David Eddings: "I suppose we'd better get this unpleasantness over with".
Pretty accurate tbh, as I'm ace.
Storm Siren by Mary Weber: “Well, in that case, you just be sure an’ curtsy at the king for me miss.”
Aesop's Fables Pg 206:
"some bees have built their comb in the hallow trunk of an oaktree"
The Romanov Sisters. "His wife later recalled that 'of his four years' service in the proximity of the imperial family Paul kept a sacred memory'.
2:42 "The goldfish stuck its head above the water in the kettle and said in its small but distinct voice:"
Bruh page 206 of cloud cuckoo land:
(First incomplete sentence:)
"worries Mother will be upset, but Mother is too excited to notice, and Father only winks, licks a finger, and helps her blot it out."
The second complete sentence:
"It'll be a lot to take in at first," Mother says, "but eventually you'll love it, you'll see, its time for you to grow up a little, and this may help with some of your -" but before she can finish Mrs Flowers arrives
💀
"In a large bowl, combine all the ingredients."
11:16 That ain't a Ford.
The all new Chevy Mental Breakdown.
Might I suggest a book of googly eyes, Robin?
first line on page 206 in the closest book to me is 'Summer in Moominvalley brings long lazy days of sunshine and warm nights.' (book is The World of Moominvalley, as created by Tove Jansson)
2:45 Well "Then the pirate crew burst through the door." is interesting to say the least
John Cleese's So Anyway
"Mr. Bloody Gene Saks say, with a deprecating laugh, "Oh, I didn't mean as loud as that!") I scream:
"AAAAAARHHH!!!! SHAL!!!! FFFFORD!!!! !!!!! WONDER!!!!! IF!!!! !!!!! MIGHT!!!! HAVE!!!! A!!!! WORD!!!! WITH!!!! YOU!!!!"
fun fact: cars like the one on 11:16 are probably not road safe due to the text covering the bac k window, which would make the rear view mirror useless,
2:52 "flame. 'But it wasn't,' she whispered."
I don't know what to make of this is this good or bad
shoutout to warrior cats for having a very confusing sentence on that page
edit: I have another warrior cats book near me and this one says "'pity,' Lionpaw commented as the WindClan apprentice caught up to him"
5:00 there's a song about it 🤣
Doing that book thing, i got "Blood enters each kidney from the aorta by way of the right and left renal arteries. "
What that says about my love life, I do not wish to know.
I got, "what are you doing?". Perfect imo
I tried the "page 206 of the nearest book to you describes your love life". I picked up Legacy Of Dorn... It was a blank page between chapters.
1:01, personally I’d play the sound that Siren Head makes! 😂🤣