you could shave a few seconds off by buying the candy bar out of the machine immediately, handing it to the coworker and then buying your snack. just a tip, great run
Madison Eggers Or buying the candy, eating the chips in the trashcan and giving the bar to your coworker. It's also possible to prepare tasks before they even happen (typing the note during down time, gathering stuff for the shredder etc.).
0:59 Windscar: (drinking coffee) Supervisor bot: if nothing goes in the next 10 seconds the job is yours Windscar: (throws mug at him) Supervisor bot: see that's what I like about you your a rebel always thinking outside the box take this the promotion is yours Windscar: (takes it and throws it)
Minty Games thats hard to believe as many doctors havw said to my sister her memory is extrodinarily good and thats how they got to the conclusion she has autism and also i my mums cousin has autism and use to care for him and i have a friend at my school with mild autism. I dont trust you unfortunately as your wrong search it up. I wouldn't sqy something if i dont know what im tqlking about
TGSS Blade well, I actually have a horrible memory, yet i still have autism. Explain Besides I know more about bloody ASD then you cause I have the fucking disorder if you haven't read that already
Bae: Wanna come over to my house? Him: Sorry, I'll be at the office for a few more hours Bae: Im alone *Proceeds to furiously work and get everything over with*
KAIZA 1000 thought it took this person 7 hours. But actually, it was Seven Minutes not Seven Hours. Because the seconds that he thought was milliseconds.
![[Former WR] Job Simulator Auto Mechanic PC Speedrun in 13:28](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dW2kjtS8LvY/mqdefault.jpg)
Cant believe it took him seven hours
lol
lol thats miliseconds
Lol so it took 7 milisecomds? And 39 mili-miliseconds?
Abdu Salam and 79 mili-mili-seconds.
7 minutes 39 seconds and 79 miliseconds
"The promotion's yours"
*Throws promotion*
Deta Meta lol
*Fuck the police*
He doesn't want a promotion
If nothing goes wrong in the next ten se-
*gets hit by mug*
See? thats what i like about you!
TheBarbaricDiamond 😂
You're a [REBEL.] Always thinking outside the box!
TheBarbaricDiamond XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
TheBarbaricDiamond I
TheBarbaricDiamond "You Could Do... *gets shreaded* Somebody help!! -R.i.p Mini TV
1:09 "...take this, the promotion is yours."
*takes promotion tag and throws it*
The Unknown ...
The Unknown OML IF NOTHING SAD H- *somebody says f u to a pup and the mom and dad bite the somebody*
Angelina Novion happend imma be happy
The Unknown ok
The Unknown lol
Lol gets rid of the cup and accidentally lands it in the crusher
Bufwalago ikr that was cool 5:50
Shredder*
Never thought that speedruns are funny
So close...
And then janitors go along to clean then finding this mess. My, I haven't seen a mess like this since [THE HUMAN UPRISING OF 2027]
Haaaaaa
you could shave a few seconds off by buying the candy bar out of the machine immediately, handing it to the coworker and then buying your snack. just a tip, great run
Madison Eggers Or buying the candy, eating the chips in the trashcan and giving the bar to your coworker. It's also possible to prepare tasks before they even happen (typing the note during down time, gathering stuff for the shredder etc.).
@@daniblabla709 typing the note is not needed the bot Will still take it
"Hay co worker look at these funny pictures"
Flicks through them in 2seconds
"THESE MEMES ARE NOT DANK ENOUGH!YOU ARE WORTHLESS TO ME!"
"If nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds..." *BEAMS A COFFEE MUG AT BOSS* "That's what I like about you"
has anyone heard the mini job bot got in the shredder he said SOMBODEY!! HELP!!!!!
finally someone notice LOL
I just heard that!
Windscar267 shred everything in job simulator office! Ultimate desk cleaning :D
Bryans Gaming Tv i have
I feel like the person playing is a dick whenever he or she does that....
That mini robot ;-;
+Bitex 03 R.I.P plush robot killed in action T_T
Somebody! Help!
Bitex 03 rest in peices ;-;
1:10 "The promotion's yours!" *Throws across office*
Here's your promotion!
*throws it across the room*...
*walks away*
When you get to work late and have to work overdrive
this guy can fuckin' throw
When the baseball pitcher with a bad temper gets an office job
"Good job, human! That was very BUSINESS."
I love how hes slowly going insane
Your coworker is retiri-
GET WELL SOON!!!! NOW GET OUT!
These speed runs are so god damn funny.
I love these VR speed runs because it always ends up with him flailing around, throwing shit, and making a mess
+Mung Daal lol
0:59 Windscar: (drinking coffee)
Supervisor bot: if nothing goes in the next 10 seconds the job is yours
Windscar: (throws mug at him)
Supervisor bot: see that's what I like about you your a rebel always thinking outside the box take this the promotion is yours
Windscar: (takes it and throws it)
4:34 when you forget to write a note so you have to rush xD
2:55 i love how youre like 'I gotchu dude ima check your photos B)
Hey,
There's a cursor on the screen.
yea i know T_T
TGSS Blade autism ain't a special education need and it doesn't affect memory in the slightest, trust me I know, I have autism myself
Minty Games thats hard to believe as many doctors havw said to my sister her memory is extrodinarily good and thats how they got to the conclusion she has autism and also i my mums cousin has autism and use to care for him and i have a friend at my school with mild autism. I dont trust you unfortunately as your wrong search it up. I wouldn't sqy something if i dont know what im tqlking about
TGSS Blade
Look up what autism is and get better doctors.
TGSS Blade well, I actually have a horrible memory, yet i still have autism. Explain
Besides I know more about bloody ASD then you cause I have the fucking disorder if you haven't read that already
"SOMEBODY HELP!!" -tiny job bot
3:08 NAILED IT
Robot: Take this promotion human
Human:*throws it away* I DON'T WANT YOUR PROMOTION BOIIII
+Bendy From Bendy and the Ink Machine yea I know who wants that promotion like really
Nice shot 5:53 😂😂😂
Ikr
you ate donuts like a boss they didn't ask u to do dat u savage
1:39 lmao he sounds like the boss from the movie Office Space
6:35
now i learned, that paper shredder is not only shred paper, but it works well on glass and such~
thanks for info
When the boss told you to hurry the f up with your work or you'll get fired
Most players: keep the name stand things
Speedrunners: puts them in the trash
You: YEETS THEM
I like how.. even though he's trying to speedrun it. he still finds time to do snarky hand gestures.
Computer: make sure to turn off the shedder when your done
Dude: doesn’t turn off shedder
Bot asks for nothing to be wrong for 3 seconds,throws a cup at him,bot says that’s what I like about you
*grabs new assignment*
KOBE!!
3:07 nice shot
That fuckin mouse on the screen killed me. Im commenting this from the afterlife.
Imagine just sitting in a few cubicles over and being knocked the fuck out by a flying book
throws ticket in shredder co worker says hey .. that's pretty good
Bae: Wanna come over to my house?
Him: Sorry, I'll be at the office for a few more hours
Bae: Im alone
*Proceeds to furiously work and get everything over with*
I need more, these are great.
"Somebody Help!!" -Mini TV Dies-
"the jobs yours!" **TURNS AROUND AND THROWS COFFEE MUG** "thats what i like about you!
Why are these so fun to watch?
I expected he would say *"FUCK OFF, IM BUSY!"*
My favorite video on youtube
Your doing this like a boss!
Better look busy! *Continues to gulp down coffee*
Toy robot: Keep working, and...
puts toy in shredder
SOMEBODY HELP!
0:40 Me before go to school
I really love how his intro is from IMovie
Your Quick As A Flash Like Rainbow Dash!
Lol I have a feeling your secretly Nerdcubed judging by the body language and the hand jesters lmao
This was beautiful...
This is what Groundhog day would look like if their day started the moment they were at work and reset when they finished
man gets a promotion and throws it away
Even tho he dos not speak his body language is so funny
The gamapp goitch s bcause you go to fast awesome job with the video you al aye give me a little laugh
LMAO 4:40
TYPES*
*GIVESBALL*
Lol
LOL The Typing is Really Funny *TYPES*
😆😆😆
this guy is amazing
Im laughing so hard
Watching the hand motions and trying to figure out what the words would be
takes cops glasses before i even saw the cop
Edit the title to 7:26.79
Thats the correct format
5:54 was so gold
Epic speed
How is the guys throat not hurting him? He just gulped atleast 5 cups of HOT coffee 😂 (yes I know it's a simulation, but what if this was REAL)
Robert said keep working and SUMBARI HELP
6:29 "keep working and you will get SOMEBODY HELP!!!!
Jobot plushy:somebody help 6:36
I like my own comment because -I have no friends- I can do what I want
Where is that mountain of RedBull he drank that morning?
hey bud, the timer starts when you pull the lever to go to the level.
4:39 got me weak... xD
SRS Business INC.
3:41 it sounded like he said check out these fat people 😂😂😂😂😂😂
KAIZA 1000 thought it took this person 7 hours. But actually, it was Seven Minutes not Seven Hours. Because the seconds that he thought was milliseconds.
6:36 SOMEBODY HELP!!!
5:54 Water machine didn't give me shit! *throws cup* *lands inside machine slot* Holy shit! It gave me luck and trick shots! Never mind.
Ohh that last one was milliseconds I get it now
*yeets promotion*
1:13
No I don’t want it! Go away I don’t want you!
imagine doing these in real life
@Windscar67 where did you get this game??
+youtube comment I got it on steam but you need a vr equipment to run it
That is one way to Matt Stonie a dount
5:55 my reaction to everything in life.
I DARE U DO DO MORE SPEED RUNS 😂😂😂 ITS FUCKIN HILARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂
you got it
*Gets hit by fax ticket*
*Looks at cubicle that it came from*
*See 5 empty cups of coffee*
*Nods and returns to work*
Just a note.. wouldn’t it have saved time if, when writing on the computer, you just selected “none” and typed 1 zero?
The Funniest Video 😂😂😂
Like a boss
He became one.
Effective working
6:58 when you're getting sick and god damn tired of you FUCKING office job...
Sorry I got a little carried away there
4:34 This is what happen when hate your fucking job but still have to act like you care
7:14 ooo a message again lol
2:30 do not chose the burrito just chose the candy bar and copy it eat it and give it to the co bot worker