Speedrunning the Job Simulator Office in

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  • @XenuBaby420
    @XenuBaby420 7 років тому +6362

    I feel like this was 90% messing around while people were talking and 10% actually speedrunning the game. I love it.

    • @hellodarknessmyoldfriend2213
      @hellodarknessmyoldfriend2213 7 років тому +481

      50% taking glasses

    • @txqea9817
      @txqea9817 7 років тому +77

      me: ALL THE DONUTS ARE MINE!!!
      everyone else: k have fun

    • @MOON-fj5ck
      @MOON-fj5ck 7 років тому +33

      He took all glasses that were yellow.

    • @Fawnnnnnn
      @Fawnnnnnn 6 років тому +6

      Everybody is getting likes for replying sooooo...

    • @AntonBagin
      @AntonBagin 6 років тому +3

      @@MOON-fj5ck Nope he didn't 7:20

  • @bije277
    @bije277 5 років тому +1149

    “Nothing to see here”
    *takes glasses*
    that’s correct.

    • @renisyuy
      @renisyuy 4 роки тому +3

      genius

    • @sbgaming7316
      @sbgaming7316 4 роки тому +2

      This is the most underrated comment on this platform

    • @sheeperskipps
      @sheeperskipps 4 роки тому

      Welcome back to the video

    • @meyb-real
      @meyb-real 3 роки тому

      Very much indeed

    • @no7s69
      @no7s69 3 роки тому

      Haha I get it SEE he can’t SEE without his glasses

  • @glass_currency
    @glass_currency 7 років тому +4891

    Imagine having this guy as your co-worker

    • @williamberends7580
      @williamberends7580 7 років тому +78

      CanadianBacon hardest worker

    • @selflessdeath8119
      @selflessdeath8119 7 років тому +241

      Hey Jim! "..." Why are you taking my glasses off?

    • @williamberends7580
      @williamberends7580 7 років тому +171

      *throws bagel*

    • @ritoTM
      @ritoTM 7 років тому +83

      Hey Jim pass me an- aah!! Why did you throw a candy bar at me!?

    • @thatonegooze
      @thatonegooze 7 років тому +68

      Hey jim get me coff...how did you know

  • @pileofmemes
    @pileofmemes 6 років тому +214

    5:09 I like how he reaches for the glasses and then he backs away

  • @TwistedAttitudes
    @TwistedAttitudes 7 років тому +2676

    "He throws shit everywhere and makes a massive mess but by god the man works faster than a squirrel on cocaine"

    • @thatonebandit9333
      @thatonebandit9333 7 років тому +33

      why isn't this upvoted?

    • @boodesultan12
      @boodesultan12 7 років тому +25

      TwistedAttitudes i read it in Texas accent

    • @noxatnight6238
      @noxatnight6238 6 років тому +2

      How do you know what a squirrel on cocaine is?

    • @dianawilkins7398
      @dianawilkins7398 6 років тому +1

      He threw all the stuff and made a mess cuz he has to shred stuff in his office almost to the end

    • @tracye1680
      @tracye1680 6 років тому

      500th like ;D

  • @bobbles4294
    @bobbles4294 6 років тому +228

    4:30 he knows you’ve been stealing glasses so he makes a run for it

    • @HA-zg9su
      @HA-zg9su 3 роки тому +3

      That’s True

  • @JammerXForce
    @JammerXForce 7 років тому +1260

    *gets promotion*
    *throws reward away and throws moldy bagel onto the boss*

    • @sarcasticasshole4525
      @sarcasticasshole4525 6 років тому +35

      Boss: “Just for that you get another promotion!”
      Jim: *throws another moldy bagel at boss*

    • @coachrenaldo
      @coachrenaldo 6 років тому +24

      Boss: “see, that’s what I like about you!”

  • @paperclip1973
    @paperclip1973 4 роки тому +606

    How kids see work: this is much easier than school
    How parents see work:

  • @cantfindanameforthischanne986
    @cantfindanameforthischanne986 7 років тому +2224

    Robot: If nothing goes wrong in the next ten seconds, the jobs yours.
    (Throws dirty donut)
    Robot: *SEE, THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU!*

    • @pepitoperez2417
      @pepitoperez2417 6 років тому +5

      Cantfindanameforthischannel aQ

    • @ChaseDJ549
      @ChaseDJ549 5 років тому +25

      Always thinking *_O U T S I D E T H E B O X_*

    • @chickencurry1033
      @chickencurry1033 5 років тому

      😂

    • @salemisjuucy
      @salemisjuucy 4 роки тому +9

      (Steals his glasses and throws his name plate in the garbage)
      Robot: THE JOBS YOURS
      and yes i know this is old as hell

    • @markoplayz6894
      @markoplayz6894 4 роки тому

      xD

  • @Jokana_san
    @Jokana_san 4 роки тому +136

    He has such a powerful personality with out even talking

  • @nugget1095
    @nugget1095 8 років тому +2197

    when u just wanna get the day over with

  • @whatisthis2809
    @whatisthis2809 5 років тому +347

    2:40
    Can you get me uhh *_candy bär_*

  • @fog4231
    @fog4231 7 років тому +4255

    When you only got one VR game...

  • @Addelew
    @Addelew 6 років тому +159

    4:27 “Nice job human! That was very BUSINESS.”

  • @darkySp
    @darkySp 7 років тому +1723

    VR speedruns are gonna be pretty interesting, i feel
    like, it'll require ACTUAL physical endurance and speed

    • @kayj312
      @kayj312 6 років тому +64

      Please watch SUPERHOT speedruns and reconsider your hopes.

    • @sebbss
      @sebbss 6 років тому +18

      in my opinion speedruns in some certain games is pretty stupid. i thought it was rather odd seeing a speedrun on job simulator when it seems more of a game where you can laugh and enjoy specially that it's in vr.

    • @DarkSwordsman
      @DarkSwordsman 6 років тому +6

      I'm interested to see if Pavlov can gain some traction as an esport. It would be interesting.

    • @namelessguy199
      @namelessguy199 6 років тому +8

      For "normal" speedrun you need to have fast fingers too

    • @jake1173
      @jake1173 6 років тому

      DarkSwordsman If they polished up pavlov a tiny bit more, i thi k it would be awsome if they had it as an esport

  • @hhiqoskar2616
    @hhiqoskar2616 5 років тому +90

    1:09 *throws rotten donut at boss*
    “See that what I like about you here”

  • @Motovation
    @Motovation 7 років тому +2902

    *Throws "PRESENT" in the trash*

  • @ffrro1
    @ffrro1 5 років тому +201

    CEO bot : so what is your strange addiction?
    mkster : uuhm stealing glasses
    *takes glasses*

  • @rebeccakiernan715
    @rebeccakiernan715 7 років тому +402

    *Takes all the doughnuts*
    *Throws mouldy bagel at boss*
    *Steals everyone's glasses*
    *Skips through an entire powerpoint*
    *Is promoted*

  • @JasonPootis
    @JasonPootis 5 років тому +32

    1:10 “you know what, if nothing goes wrong in 10 seconds, you get a promotion”
    *throws moldy bagel at him*
    “See, that’s what I like about you”

    • @handlemyd-
      @handlemyd- Рік тому

      You are a *rebel* , always thinking *outside* *the* *box*

  • @Kaeseman
    @Kaeseman 7 років тому +226

    speedruning has just become actual physical excersice

  • @hologramplazma
    @hologramplazma 4 роки тому +24

    I love how he’s speed running it but Messing around with everyone and everything

    • @BitchObama
      @BitchObama 4 роки тому

      Because he didn't care about there life

  • @RDYALTD
    @RDYALTD 7 років тому +3950

    Girl: babe come over...
    Boy: I can't I'm at work..
    Girl: I'm home alone...

    • @mxs4193
      @mxs4193 7 років тому +32

      Nobudy gets ur joke dude

    • @Jio350
      @Jio350 7 років тому +201

      Johnny B I do it's a speed run so he going super fast to get home and smash.

    • @ReinventingTheSteve
      @ReinventingTheSteve 7 років тому +13

      [Skag] Burricuda ...
      lemme smash!

    • @mxs4193
      @mxs4193 7 років тому +9

      +[Skag] Burricuda oooh, ok, sorry I'm dumb

    • @Jio350
      @Jio350 7 років тому +5

      Maximuss Nah, it's ok.

  • @ludviganderberg9475
    @ludviganderberg9475 5 років тому +88

    7:26
    imagine that you get a present but instead to take you throw it in the trashcan in front of them.

  • @staceyhuscher897
    @staceyhuscher897 8 років тому +659

    I wish it was that easy to get a promotion

    • @mossywang7866
      @mossywang7866 5 років тому +1

      I want to like this comment but itll ruin 666 likes

    • @Au-rt3kd
      @Au-rt3kd 3 роки тому

      Me too my dude.

  • @unknownedleaf
    @unknownedleaf 4 роки тому +15

    imagine your colleague just joins the company, shreds everybody’s glasses and get promoted in less than 8 minutes

  • @susmungos
    @susmungos 7 років тому +598

    Who thought it was a good idea to give this guy coffee?

    • @mikado3413
      @mikado3413 7 років тому +11

      nah dude. more like meth.

    • @zrock8348
      @zrock8348 7 років тому +6

      CarsonTehGreat cocaine

    • @debbybrown932
      @debbybrown932 7 років тому

      Nozrakk they gave gun scouts soda

    • @debbybrown932
      @debbybrown932 7 років тому +1

      Them*
      How did it autocorrect to gun!?

    • @cymbient2972
      @cymbient2972 6 років тому

      It's that GFuel stuff, but you add some... "Special" flour into it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @mini_tinibrasil3429
    @mini_tinibrasil3429 4 роки тому +37

    5:21 nooo! Seconds of speedrun lost!

  • @thatonegooze
    @thatonegooze 7 років тому +514

    Worker: New kid at work. Heh let's see him suffer.
    5 min later
    Worker: aren't you that new kid?
    Me: Ya and your new boss

    • @shaldem1976
      @shaldem1976 5 років тому

      Just wow

    • @chloelastname4878
      @chloelastname4878 5 років тому +1

      LOL

    • @qwoc
      @qwoc 5 років тому +2

      No one says ‘new kid’ at an office job, if you worded this better you probably could’ve got a lot of likes

    • @Panzeya
      @Panzeya 5 років тому +4

      @@qwoc maybe he's not a kid who wants likes?

    • @teentraveler1790
      @teentraveler1790 2 роки тому

      @@qwoc What is the proper way to call the noobs then?

  • @solared
    @solared 5 років тому +24

    4:54 "Anyway, if you could write up a quick-- That looks good."

  • @Dynam1cDr3w
    @Dynam1cDr3w 7 років тому +200

    7:01 omfg that cheeky wave is so cute

  • @qwoc
    @qwoc 5 років тому +12

    4:31 this made me laugh so much more than it should have

  • @WasabiKitCat
    @WasabiKitCat 7 років тому +45

    I loved how you'd steal the glasses every time, and when you missed one I could just sense your disappointment.

  • @ThatMedi
    @ThatMedi 5 років тому +13

    Cups: *exist*
    Mkster: So anyways, I started stacking

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaa9023
    @aaaaaaaaaaaa9023 7 років тому +424

    4:30
    Oh no! The glasses!

    • @Jellylamps
      @Jellylamps 7 років тому +13

      I don't know why but that part really cracked me up

    • @normalman6078
      @normalman6078 7 років тому +38

      that was very *business*

    • @DavidNightjet
      @DavidNightjet 7 років тому +3

      ίιιƲɱίɴλτƲȘ G O O D B Y E M Y L O V E R

    • @jamesparkes8776
      @jamesparkes8776 7 років тому

      ίιιƲɱίɴλτƲȘ

    • @jamesparkes8776
      @jamesparkes8776 7 років тому

      ίιιƲɱίɴλτƲȘ

  • @TacoSharkBoi
    @TacoSharkBoi 5 років тому +20

    mkster:speed runs office simulator
    Cursor on the screen the whole time: I'm gonna ruin this man's whole carrier

  • @spammusubigurl
    @spammusubigurl 7 років тому +132

    i wanna see a cam of this guy actually doing it in real life and how he would look

    • @connor7251
      @connor7251 6 років тому +3

      Kayla Short i wanna see his mom walk in why hes doing this

    • @chloelastname4878
      @chloelastname4878 5 років тому

      Lol me to

    • @creeperarmor8078
      @creeperarmor8078 5 років тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
      I think this is the link

    • @bayasalaltangerel194
      @bayasalaltangerel194 5 років тому +1

      Creeper Armor damn you

    • @zychik
      @zychik 5 років тому +2

      @@creeperarmor8078 You absolute fool, I got an advertisement and was able to avoid your trap!

  • @x3a
    @x3a 5 років тому +16

    “Boss bot has to go away for a while”
    *Waves*

  • @ens4180
    @ens4180 7 років тому +249

    Cant wait for technology to be advanced enough so one day i see, real life simulator speedrun

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 7 років тому +5

      Time is measured from being alive because of birth till dieing by shoot glas. Next time without a cursor in the picture

    • @CANADAKRUSH1
      @CANADAKRUSH1 7 років тому +9

      Rick and morty has that. "Roy: the game" you go through life

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh 7 років тому +6

      Fastest speedrunning strat would be just eat your umbilical cord for 0.00 WR

    • @hansolo050
      @hansolo050 7 років тому +3

      Of course, the Any% would be easy enough, but I expect the 100% run would quite interesting to watch.

    • @chasejones1356
      @chasejones1356 7 років тому

      Here's how you speedrun life: as soon as your mother finds out she's pregnant, she abort you.

  • @jasonIee
    @jasonIee 5 років тому +80

    0:47 Look at his left hand. XD 😂😂

  • @TheGreatslyfer
    @TheGreatslyfer 8 років тому +304

    3:20 lol just casually take off his glasses.

    • @mxs4193
      @mxs4193 7 років тому +3

      +Maximuss o, shit wrong comment sorry

    • @AriArson
      @AriArson 7 років тому

      TheGreatslyfer I

    • @TetyLike3
      @TetyLike3 6 років тому

      Your profile picture looks like the boss after he 'lost' his glasses.

    • @crymore9545
      @crymore9545 6 років тому +2

      Я не знаю что делать дальше с моей стороны и я хочу быть в курсе событий на Украине

  • @iZomb
    @iZomb 5 років тому +8

    When the bot that got fired said “Aww, I was saving up to buy a new hard drive.” I felt that.

  • @Heckandback
    @Heckandback 7 років тому +113

    I was laughing so hard at all the things he was doing. XD

  • @MarkerousXD
    @MarkerousXD 4 роки тому +4

    Boss bot: *Gives mkster a promotion *
    Mkster: * Throws away promotion and keeps moldy donuts *

  • @lemmefeelyerjibblets8856
    @lemmefeelyerjibblets8856 7 років тому +70

    This is what I imagine doing a shit ton of cocaine before work would look like.

    • @thesomewhatgoodgamer6573
      @thesomewhatgoodgamer6573 7 років тому +1

      Lemme Feel Yer Jibblets your fucking profile pic just made me laugh so God damn hard 😂😂😂

  • @thomassloan5462
    @thomassloan5462 4 роки тому +5

    Can you just imagine what it would look like when you walk into this man’s room

  • @terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39
    @terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39 7 років тому +36

    the heartbreak I saw when you missed that one bots glasses, it was so emotional...

  • @jeremossy9768
    @jeremossy9768 6 років тому +1

    This speed run was fantastic! I liked the speed run, but just the personality showed through the actions/gestures made it really enjoyable and funny to watch! ^^

  • @aakst8195
    @aakst8195 7 років тому +246

    Gets gift, throws it in trash

  • @arcticedge2022
    @arcticedge2022 5 років тому +8

    Welcome back to another episode of:
    I didn’t know this game could be speedrunned.

  • @paxwiz75
    @paxwiz75 7 років тому +122

    *B U S I N E S S*

  • @lniko333
    @lniko333 5 років тому +1

    He completed a VR game about robots experiencing what life would be like as a human... like a robot. Genius

  • @notdeankamen505
    @notdeankamen505 7 років тому +196

    Missed the glasses skip at 4:30, could've shaved off a few frames there.

    • @shyguy7265
      @shyguy7265 7 років тому +8

      Then it would've been 7:35 but he missed it so it's 7:36

    • @Asocialite__
      @Asocialite__ 6 років тому +9

      That's why its Any% rather than 100%

    • @robinhall4204
      @robinhall4204 5 років тому +3

      4:58 he actually missed it twice... shame

    • @jaxsoncarter8259
      @jaxsoncarter8259 4 роки тому +3

      2:34

    • @seerskin-5034
      @seerskin-5034 4 роки тому

      Did you mean to make a joke because the glasses where then shredded so this commons is amazing

  • @GarethJason
    @GarethJason 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite part of this video is just you can see emotions and personality in just the movement of the person. VR just has that good niche of finding that.

  • @hurana795
    @hurana795 7 років тому +103

    4:30 he knew it was coming

  • @beeselurger1589
    @beeselurger1589 5 років тому +10

    4:31 I don't know why I find this part so funny.
    >Is going extremely fast, so I imagine you to look stressed and anxious and like sweating, and then as the robot walks away you try to pat his back still looking really stressed and he leaves before you can even reach him so you're awkwardly swatting at the air, you look at your desk, back at him, then back at your desk all in the span of about 4 seconds.

    • @lilkar5151
      @lilkar5151 4 роки тому

      Btw he tryed so steal his glasses

  • @TheMisterNelja
    @TheMisterNelja 7 років тому +37

    This guy's even speedrunning his birthday

  • @EV3Showcase
    @EV3Showcase 5 років тому +5

    And yet when I speedrun my IRL job, all they say is “you’re not a great fit for this job” and “you’re fired”

  • @KillstreakPB
    @KillstreakPB 7 років тому +44

    "sorry looks like there's not enough cake for you"
    "that's ok these glasses will do"

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 роки тому +2

    Bossbot has an infinite source of glasses in the endless void he calls his office

  • @d1rtylewis169
    @d1rtylewis169 7 років тому +67

    4:26 FIELD GOAL!

  • @c424g
    @c424g 5 років тому +1

    How to get your empress in bankruptcy by less than 8 minutes

  • @GoodnightMoon666
    @GoodnightMoon666 7 років тому +43

    4:29 "noo i needed that for my collection! :c"

    • @dloboi5199
      @dloboi5199 5 років тому

      You can tell by his hand that he was disappointed as well

  • @noobinoob-t2r
    @noobinoob-t2r 5 років тому +1

    This should actually be called how many glasses can be grabbed from boss bot

  • @JR-hu3wk
    @JR-hu3wk 7 років тому +181

    Friday's be like...

  • @JokerFactor
    @JokerFactor 6 років тому +1

    It’s hard to believe that more than two years and a half have went by, and few people have been able to beat this run. As the current WR holder in this category, I can say that this run definitely revolutionized the Job Sim Speedrunning community. Thank you, mkster.

  • @FrenchingFry
    @FrenchingFry 7 років тому +15

    I love the random shit you did in the moments where you had to wait

  • @philipthedragon8172
    @philipthedragon8172 6 років тому +2

    who knew so much fun and emotion could be put into a speedrun

  • @ritoTM
    @ritoTM 7 років тому +8

    I love how at the end he just puts his hands up like "PRAISE THE LOOORD!! I DID IIIT!"

  • @shlushe1050
    @shlushe1050 6 років тому +1

    I love the little hand gestures he makes throughout the speed run

  • @SeriousSkateboarding
    @SeriousSkateboarding 7 років тому +197

    Kids in Africa could have eaten that office job.

    • @SeriousSkateboarding
      @SeriousSkateboarding 7 років тому +6

      A Duck From Paris Kids from Africa could have eaten that reply.

    • @Lexi.f
      @Lexi.f 7 років тому

      Plutorian Robloxian. Ohhhhhhhhh get rekt

    • @premierchip9477
      @premierchip9477 7 років тому +3

      Plutorian Robloxian kids in Africa would if eaten the kids in Africa BECAUSE ITS A DEAD MEME

    • @debbybrown932
      @debbybrown932 7 років тому +4

      Plutorian Robloxian nice job human that was very *BUSINESS*

    • @Cheesier
      @Cheesier 7 років тому

      It's not even a meme.

  • @jillomania
    @jillomania 5 років тому +11

    3:03 Your charisma levelled up to 16! Congrats!

  • @enderblawk5068
    @enderblawk5068 7 років тому +6

    I like how at the end he puts his hands up like he's riding a log flume ride

  • @visibleconfusion9894
    @visibleconfusion9894 6 років тому +2

    when you have been doing nothing all day then you see your boss coming

  • @lilbeanie
    @lilbeanie 7 років тому +7

    Laughed my ass off everytime you would reach for someones glasses

  • @budmcdope7468
    @budmcdope7468 6 років тому

    this is so satisfying. you get to see all the fun fucking around AND the actual gameplay without none of the annoying screaming and stuff

  • @noahsullivan1677
    @noahsullivan1677 7 років тому +138

    nothing to see here takes glasses

  • @connorplays3668
    @connorplays3668 6 років тому

    I loved playing this game
    I watched a lot of videos before playing but when I finally got my hands on a PSVR it was really fun and much more realistic then the videos show. I took a whole hour for office working, experimenting with everything. This is an easy speed run but you’d miss so much of this very unique game.

  • @oktayyildirim2911
    @oktayyildirim2911 7 років тому +13

    At the point where you need to give a parting gift, I wonder if you can just take off her glasses and give them back to her...

  • @tacocat300O00
    @tacocat300O00 5 років тому +1

    Is it just me or do speed runners have amazing senses of humor in vr games

  • @jamesg6230
    @jamesg6230 7 років тому +29

    1:19 SAVAGE ALERT

  • @memegumin
    @memegumin 5 років тому +1

    When you have too much coffee at work, you know the future tasks

  • @silentbeats7015
    @silentbeats7015 7 років тому +9

    When you drink 1 extra coffee before going to work

  • @IanZWhite00
    @IanZWhite00 6 років тому

    The potential VR games have for visual humor will make these speedruns likely the most entertaining things to ever grace the medium.

  • @isaacorwhatever4329
    @isaacorwhatever4329 7 років тому +12

    This would have looked some mad mating dance irl

  • @goofyknight_9693
    @goofyknight_9693 4 роки тому +1

    I don't have to hear any jokes to know that this gut is hilarious

  • @thatonegooze
    @thatonegooze 7 років тому +4

    Job interviewer: what's your skill?
    Me: I stea...I mean collect glasses

  • @TheUltimateDestroyer
    @TheUltimateDestroyer 6 років тому +2

    *I love how he's screwing around while speedrunning.*

  • @adama3114
    @adama3114 7 років тому +4

    can't believe I just watched that yet I feel at peace for having done so

  • @wantgamingyougotit1219
    @wantgamingyougotit1219 5 років тому

    Dude is doing a speedrun and still screwing around that is pure skill

  • @savageelmo542
    @savageelmo542 7 років тому +9

    he didnt do it in 7 minutes and 35 seconds he did it in 7 minutes, 35 seconds and 1 millisecond

  • @kiyoshiign8969
    @kiyoshiign8969 5 років тому +6

    When you've working at the same business for years.

  • @PearuArmasJ
    @PearuArmasJ 7 років тому +24

    who elses soul was screaming and disintegrating when he shredded those donuts

  • @MinecraftMarioFantheAnimator
    @MinecraftMarioFantheAnimator 6 років тому +1

    Take this. The promotion is yours.
    **throws name tag in the trash immediately**

  • @the64thcucumber
    @the64thcucumber 7 років тому +17

    Speedrun
    Messes with moldy donuts

  • @binaryorbitals
    @binaryorbitals 6 років тому +1

    Get someone who loves you as much as this man loves glasses

  • @zanduer8654
    @zanduer8654 7 років тому +7

    i laughed so much because all they did was grab glasses and throw throw things around xD

  • @michaeldavila1728
    @michaeldavila1728 5 років тому +1

    I don’t know what it is but I love watching people play this game

  • @skiddy529
    @skiddy529 7 років тому +7

    4:31
    *I don't wanna close my eyes. I don't wanna fall asleep...*

  • @andrewmason1010
    @andrewmason1010 5 років тому

    I was actually really impressed at how noticeably optimised this was