Since a lot of y’all have asked, the song in the beginning is “Climb up and get the last Chance” from F-Zero X. And yes, I didn’t just use the song because it’s awesome.
Cyrax got all of these trolls hollering his name: Marty, Based Shaman and Smokey must not know who they're dealing with.... He's the Scalp Scratch'n, Lazy Eye Staring, Sludge Drinking WOO! Sally Slappin, Car Crashin, Music Stealing Son of a Gun! And he's having a hard time keeping those bed bugs off him. That's "The Heartless King of Akron" show some damn respect!
@SmokeyMcC hey man. I just wanted to say good job on this video. Nice editing. I haven't fkd with Cyraxx to much. Also, I apologize for the comments on that Chris Chan video. I was kinda inebriated and I was probably being a dik. I think that because I know the Chris chan story so well, I just wanted to hear the call. After watching this video, I realized that many other people might WANT the commentary, and I was being selfish... So, I wouldn't be surprised if you still told me to Fuggoff(kick rocks). Your contents legit man. I hope you can forgive my ArseWhole-ishness sir.(sorry fer the Novella my dude...)
Yo idk if youll see this, i know thats what itr from but my high ass also kept thinkin about this song “toxic avenger” by “the dickies” you should check it out dude it is literally a fucking chance anthem (lyrics wise its based off like the old ass movie about a nuclear mutated person who gets abused by everyone because they are scared so they poke and prod at him and he lashes out to “be left alone” but he always reaches a little too close to humanity to stay away)😂😂
Chris is just a pathetic quivering blob he can't even stand up in front of the camera to record a video without getting winded. Cyraxx is funny cuz he got the wwe wrestling promos 😂
Nobody is gonna be the "next" Chris, and saying someone is is both dismissing the person and makes you look like you can't comprehend more than one thing at a time
@@PsychoticBeverage Chan sounds like an actual last name, though. Not one that some white obese furry would have, but still a plausible one Cyraxx sounds like some type of degreaser or pipe cleaning solution
As someone who escaped akron I have to dispute this claim Also did not give a single shit about cyrax till I learned he’s from fucking akron and now I gotta go home
Serious question for you Akron-affiliated folks: what are some places there you love or recommend? Like places to eat, any cool hangout spots or cafés? Rest easy friends, and have a good night’s sleep!
@@xXxAngelicKratosxXx Walking through old town is fun, if just to look at the architecture. There isn't really anything that's a bad option, just nothing particularly good. Just avoid Cyraxx's neighbourhood, he lives in a bad part of town.
@@mc_zittrer8793 What you've done is stab a stylus in our ass and twist it! Do you know what the Akron City Health Department would do when they see this video?
Cyraxx is the internet tough guy personified. Though even if he was courageous, you know his skinny-ass goblin physique would still lead him to get his ass kicked, so maybe the cowardice works as a defense mechanism
We found the missing link between humanity and a puddle of chemical soupy slime and living organisms we evolved from. It was during an excavation of the ruins known as Akron, as researchers and archeologists were working on the remains prehistoric Akron that were forced into the earth by a giant space rock. His primitive brain and tissue cells were like his skull - incredibly simple, and very very thick. So he survived being frozen during the Dreamwatch of Time, while the planet slept and dreamed, when life still dreamed during the eons, dreamed of one day become an intelligent form of life that flew in the skies and walked the earth. Cyrax is that step right before human brain cells were a thing. His brain is 80 percent bugs, mud and sticks that somehow function together like a maddened hivemind. The other 20 percent has yet to be identified.
He looks like a Tim Burton Oompa Loompa got addicted to meth, was locked in Wonka's basement for fifty years and has only just started to go through withdrawal
I gotta say Smoke, thanks for introducing me to this absolute specimen and the cast of characters that surrounds him. I became a fan of yours for the chris chan shit but I ended up staying for Cyraxx and the Smoke Show. Funniest monster since Jonathan Ross
Cyrax always brings up how Marty’s fucking with his family but Sally’s probably had more pleasant conversations with Marty then she’s ever had with Cyrax
I'd love to be cute and say he has ants in those pants, but we all know the ants are crawling around in his skull and making malformed anthills out of the guys head.
I didn't know Ohio made swamp creatures like him. I thought only West Virginia had inbred monsters, but he proved I didn't know how many cryptids existed in Ohio. They have goblins, what else do they have? I'll have to see.
I swear to god. The more I watch this the more I fall in love with marty. He's like the kindest, gentlest, most patient troll I've ever seen while still having a great sense of humor and not being bohered at all by this. Forget trolling can we be friends, Marty?
Cyrax is like if Cwc went really deep into a 3 doors down and Linkin Park phase. He's much edgier and where Chris likes to be perceived as young at heart I believe cyrax would take that as a deep insult
I'd say Cyrax is far more violent and attempts to be vicious much harder than CWC. Repeats the same lines of belligerence daily over and over for hours on end. He get so caught up in death threats and insults he gets the gender of who he rants about mixed up. CWC saw magical ponys and hedgehogs. Cyrax just sees trolls under every bed, in his closet, in his head. He looks around the room like he's addressing multiple copies of the same 3 trolls laughing at him and sees them doing what he accuses them of, when its utter deflection and gaslighting. Both are the highest tier of cowards. They talk smack, like DSP too, and like DSP can't confront people after doing so. He nopes out. Cyrax, I think his life IS the internet and the drama he creates. He wants the attention. How he whines and says "you ruined my life", Cyrax literally means his online image. We know he isn't working a day of his life, ever.
Land and housing is pretty dirt cheap there. We got a well off landlord who likes us, so we pay 500 a month rent for a 2 story house with full basement and attic, and a brand new AC and heating system. Its a special circumstance - in theory, this home should of been condemned. The sheriff runs a racket where he gets homes condemned and has gotten many homes dirt cheap in the neighborhood that way. I'd still rather live here than Akron. Poor bastard of a sheriff blew a gasket - we just ignored him and moved in without giving him a chance to interfere. He couldn't do anything - he would be exposed. Real story - my best friend literally hacked him and uncovered the scams he runs. But they rigged up the old heater, the past residents, to literally cook crack on/in it - everything cleaned up real well, nobody got sick. But man, even after sitting empty for 10 years, it took some doing to carefully clean. You'd never even know it was a literal crack house. Can't beat that anywhere, even Akron. You statistically have roughly a 1 in 100 chance every day of being the victim of violent crime in Akron. It was beat down, dangerous, nasty and cheap well over 3 decades ago. Its a well built home. Its a shame other homes sit empty because of stupid people and corrupt politicians.
POS literally just got busted again today hitting on a 17yo. Big up King Gloryhole, shout out MBM and most importantly shout out homegirl Kate at Masshole. TMDWU
Gotta say Smokey, you're really coming into your own with these documentary videos. Not just with your style and delivery, but also your writing. Granted, if you're speaking all these lines just off the cuff then you're a GOD, but if it's written, it's still very good work. Can't be easy making videos this long on ol' Chance here, lol.
😂😂 thank you bro but this wasn’t written. I’ve only written two videos and they were my meet the lolcow videos on Ross and wings. But fr again thank you for the supportive words it means a lot
@@SmokeyMcC Yoooo. You should do stand up comedy, you're a quick thinker. And especially if you're on weed while doing some of the videos. Like isn't weed supposed to mellow you out xD What kind of bangers do just shoot out in casual conversation then xD
I worked in Ohio and Akron is actually full of smart people, Akron uni is actually very hard to get in to: unfortunately cyrax sullied the reputation with his presence lol
@@cachemymemory um, no? I feel like those who reference LeBron don't actually understand how little to no influence he actually has in the city. No one has ever cared.
Finally able to smoke weed again for the first time in 5 months. I'll be lighting one up for you Smokwy. Thanks for giving me something to laugh to while I'm blitzed
Lol i always start his vids after my 2-3rd dab and will have 2-3 more and chill and stay GASSED GEEKIN bro😂 then just checking the comments talking to people bout my highdeas about the vid😂
Just discovered this playlist. Simultaneously pathetic and hilarious, and its one of those stories where you dont feel bad for Cyraxx cause hes a terrible person.
There is police bodycam footage of Chance from the incident where a kid got gunned down. It's freaking hilarious (not the incident, just how he conducts himself... reminded me of Damien Mizdow).
In my personal opinion, Cyrax, like Chris Chan, is one of those people that has never truly been "humbled," and by "humbled," I mean has never truly never received an ass-whooping, neither by parental discipline, crossing the line with other people around him, nor karmic discipline. Although he's been outed as a Geppetto a few times, has he ever truly been arrested and prosecuted for it? In any case, when Cyrax DOES receive karmic punishment (i.e., "what goes around comes around"), I hope he's dumb enough to post it online for the free world to see. Great video as always.
LLoyd Street Akron Ohio. You can look up all the police calls and visits. They labeled him as a mentally disturbed person earlier this year and he's so pissed about it rofl.
@@Cuyt24 Gah is an expression of shock and terror. And I'm not taking time out of my day to go throw rocks at his place! I got more important things to do like point and laugh at him while he makes a complete fool of himself.
@@Cuyt24 Dude, I'm not going to his house to beat him up. I already knows that he hides in the closet whenever someone looks in his general direction with a funny look and in some cases, not with a funny look.
In history, there was a king of Jerusalem that was a leper. Despite his disease, he still ran his kingdom with wisdom and poise, even riding into battle with his soldiers despite being blind in one eye and unable to use his right hand. A leper was a better king than cyrax would ever be.
I have seen this video at least 20 times and each time it's just as amazing and funny as the first time I saw it. Smokey has a way with making timeless videos that are entertaining no matter how many times you watch it.
Doubt you'll see this Smokey but this video is what got me into Cyraxx. Funny story how that happened. I was following the Chris Chan letters for a while at that point. This was around mid September 2022. Chris had gone MIA and he hadn't sent any letters in over a month so I was relistening to those. In the recommended section I saw I think the rage in a small frame video. At first I ignored them because, well, his fucking face gave me an idea he was some homeless schizo or something. After weeks of listening to the same Chris Chan letters, I finally got bored and decided to watch your Cyraxx videos. Funny enough I think it was on the 19th which was his 32nd birthday. When I first heard him say "You make Adolf Hitler look like mother Teresa" I knew I just discovered a comedy gold mine. Of course there were the other videos but this one in particular was what got me hooked. I had already been laughing a fair bit but I wasn't expecting what I'd see here. The second I saw him drop his pants and whip his diseased mini goblin out I shit you not, I laughed so fucking hard I started choking. I actually couldn't breathe for a bit because it was so fucking insane and ridiculous I couldn't do anything else other than laugh. I know you don't cover the goblin as much as you used to given that he's too vile for UA-cam but I still come back to these every so often. Seriously, thanks for getting me into the batshin insane world of Cyraxx.
Can we appreciate how when he inhales between sentences, he sounds like he's having a stroke? If you said he doesn't take hard drugs, I would not believe you.
Lol, Chance never even knew Zak Husein. He heard the guy was taken out one night while he was working at his family's pizza shop. Chance is known for using awful situations & tragedies while putting on his "tribute attic concerts". Everyone knows it's really an act and for attention.
The king of Sally's attic or basement. His friend who he respects that he said died of an OD said hi to him one time at the most. Every time someone dies who he so much has seen in person was his best friend/wife. There was a disabled girl he "dated" in high school that died after not talking to him for years he said she would be his wife if she was still alive lol. Heaven is full of people screaming no im not or I only said hi to you when chance talks about them. Rest in peace Zach Hussain we know he was never your friend.
@@SmokeyMcC he always made the excuse that his weird voice is because when he was a baby he tried to eat a light bulb but it broke in his mouth. He was also a huge my little pony fan. He was still so cringe, he called me scudaloo or some shit. No one liked him so the next year he moved back to where ever he came from. I never really realized chance was cyrax. He always sounded familiar till I finally heard his name. (For context I knew him for one year in middle school.)
Has anyone else noticed how there seemed to be phlegm in Cyrax's throat most of the time he takes a breather every time he yells at Marty? It's both hard to take him seriously hearing that and it just gives me the impression that he just needs to stop getting so angry over people giving him a hard time.
I laugh anytime chance tries talking tough. We've seen how he fights. He hides in the attic and sends granny out to deal with it. In all reality anyone could break him in half
This is chance wilkins all over. A coward, a lying down beat weirdo who wouldn't know the truth if it hit him square in the face. Then the fact he lied about "multiple" cars pulling up with marty was just frekin sad. First time viewer and like your delivery, deff a sub.
Since a lot of y’all have asked, the song in the beginning is “Climb up and get the last Chance” from F-Zero X.
And yes, I didn’t just use the song because it’s awesome.
I thought it was something from Mega Man at first
Cyrax got all of these trolls hollering his name: Marty, Based Shaman and Smokey must not know who they're dealing with....
He's the Scalp Scratch'n, Lazy Eye Staring, Sludge Drinking WOO! Sally Slappin, Car Crashin, Music Stealing Son of a Gun!
And he's having a hard time keeping those bed bugs off him. That's "The Heartless King of Akron" show some damn respect!
The Cyrax promo go crazy
@SmokeyMcC hey man. I just wanted to say good job on this video. Nice editing. I haven't fkd with Cyraxx to much. Also, I apologize for the comments on that Chris Chan video. I was kinda inebriated and I was probably being a dik. I think that because I know the Chris chan story so well, I just wanted to hear the call. After watching this video, I realized that many other people might WANT the commentary, and I was being selfish... So, I wouldn't be surprised if you still told me to Fuggoff(kick rocks). Your contents legit man. I hope you can forgive my ArseWhole-ishness sir.(sorry fer the Novella my dude...)
Yo idk if youll see this, i know thats what itr from but my high ass also kept thinkin about this song “toxic avenger” by “the dickies” you should check it out dude it is literally a fucking chance anthem (lyrics wise its based off like the old ass movie about a nuclear mutated person who gets abused by everyone because they are scared so they poke and prod at him and he lashes out to “be left alone” but he always reaches a little too close to humanity to stay away)😂😂
You know, some people want Cyraxx to be the next Chris Chan. But he’s a totally different monster. Let’s just let this evolve and see the outcome.
Chris is just a pathetic quivering blob he can't even stand up in front of the camera to record a video without getting winded. Cyraxx is funny cuz he got the wwe wrestling promos 😂
He's like Chris Chan on amphetamines
I feel like KingCobraJFS is a better candidate.
This dude still looks like an oblivion create a character lel.
Nobody is gonna be the "next" Chris, and saying someone is is both dismissing the person and makes you look like you can't comprehend more than one thing at a time
Cyrax doesn't even run the shit running down his stylus.
😂😂😂
My sides 💀
Until the words "Chance Wilkins" are uttered by Tucker Carlson, Chris Chan will remain king of the lolcows.
Nah, Tucker would probably think his actual name is Cyrax, like how he seemed to think "Chan" is Chris' actual last name.
@@PsychoticBeverage Chan sounds like an actual last name, though. Not one that some white obese furry would have, but still a plausible one
Cyraxx sounds like some type of degreaser or pipe cleaning solution
@@PsychoticBeverage hmmm... any relation to that Four Chan fellow?
Maybe he'd put him on bus and send him to Martha's Vineyard.
Or Cyrax Wilkins or Chance Cyrax or something
Little known fact: every ruler has enlisted his own grandmother into the king’s guard.
Gotta have that morale officer.
Of course, *most* grandma's cookie recipes don't include meth.
@@SetzerII Must be an Akron tradition.
Makes sense to me. Granny will leave no snitch standing.
*pulls out cooking spoon* 🥄
Some royal grandmas like Victoria were pretty badass tbf
Also dope on the mic
as someone who's trapped in akron, i can confirm that Cyraxx drama encapsulates both Akron and its music scene.
As someone who escaped akron I have to dispute this claim
Also did not give a single shit about cyrax till I learned he’s from fucking akron and now I gotta go home
Chance better watch out...SOSF is looking for him...
Serious question for you Akron-affiliated folks: what are some places there you love or recommend? Like places to eat, any cool hangout spots or cafés? Rest easy friends, and have a good night’s sleep!
@@xXxAngelicKratosxXx Walking through old town is fun, if just to look at the architecture. There isn't really anything that's a bad option, just nothing particularly good. Just avoid Cyraxx's neighbourhood, he lives in a bad part of town.
@@TedBundysGhost whats SOSF?
Has a real "GET MY HOUSE OFF THE INTERNET, NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!" energy. It's like a fine wine.
Really does 😂
He wants everything about his house OFF -THE-INNERNET!!!!
@@famouslastwords0791HR IM WORKIN ON IT!
@@duncanmcocinner5939 Do you realize *DO YOU REALIZE* that if you invite Marty to your house for a fight, he might actually show up for a fight?
@@mc_zittrer8793 What you've done is stab a stylus in our ass and twist it!
Do you know what the Akron City Health Department would do when they see this video?
When it cut to "The next day" with Cyrax crying I absolutely lost it.
That killed me! I'm still trying to breathe. 😂
Yeah it was hilarious!!! I wish he had been crying because he got beat to an inch of his life.
Just add the narrator from SpongeBob. That would make it perfect.
One.. hour.. later …
Cyrax: I run shit around here
Also Cyrax: never leaves house
guess "around here" means his house
Cyraxx is the internet tough guy personified. Though even if he was courageous, you know his skinny-ass goblin physique would still lead him to get his ass kicked, so maybe the cowardice works as a defense mechanism
The king dosnt have 2 leave his castle n if trouble should arise he sends his grandma out 2 defend tge kingdom
I mean I guess he’s the reclusive Howard Hughes-style billionaire who runs shit from the shadows. Don’t question the king!
Cyraxx looks like a clone that came out of the chamber way before the cloning process was completed
We found the missing link between humanity and a puddle of chemical soupy slime and living organisms we evolved from. It was during an excavation of the ruins known as Akron, as researchers and archeologists were working on the remains prehistoric Akron that were forced into the earth by a giant space rock. His primitive brain and tissue cells were like his skull - incredibly simple, and very very thick.
So he survived being frozen during the Dreamwatch of Time, while the planet slept and dreamed, when life still dreamed during the eons, dreamed of one day become an intelligent form of life that flew in the skies and walked the earth. Cyrax is that step right before human brain cells were a thing. His brain is 80 percent bugs, mud and sticks that somehow function together like a maddened hivemind. The other 20 percent has yet to be identified.
@@eschcal9839 this is some amazing lore. You should make this into something! Such a great origin
@@eschcal9839 SCP-3333 Cyraxx
He looks like a Tim Burton Oompa Loompa got addicted to meth, was locked in Wonka's basement for fifty years and has only just started to go through withdrawal
@@Jesus-H.-Christ he escaped through a dirty dimensional rift created by Chris Chan
King of Akron? Well I guess Cyraxx does look inbred enough to be royalty…
You read my mind
Just one time I need Marty to stand outside clapping some empty bottles saying “Cyyyyraaaaax! Come out and Plaaaaaaayyyyyy!”
Based reference
The Warriors
i love how chance also blames storms cutting his internet when he craps his pants.
😂😂 facts
Meth goblins always blame something else for their issues. Accountability is their most humiliating weakness.
My thoughts on that is how loose is his ass 😭
Dude looks like when you customize a character and mess up all the settings on purpose to get the strangest appearance possible
Really does😂
As an akronite, it feels good knowing i have a strong ruler.
Every single time I hear of Akron it's either about Cyraxx or a grisly unaliving. What's going on over there dawg?
I gotta say Smoke, thanks for introducing me to this absolute specimen and the cast of characters that surrounds him. I became a fan of yours for the chris chan shit but I ended up staying for Cyraxx and the Smoke Show. Funniest monster since Jonathan Ross
Definitely agree with you bro, this is the most fun I’ve had watching a cow since ole Ross. Thanks for the kind words 💯
Isn’t Ross still in a mental hospital?
I hy does he say ohhey lol
Cyrax always brings up how Marty’s fucking with his family but Sally’s probably had more pleasant conversations with Marty then she’s ever had with Cyrax
"Chance likes to dance, and pull down his pants. But we'll get to that."
...I mean, do we have to?
Absolutely
I'd love to be cute and say he has ants in those pants, but we all know the ants are crawling around in his skull and making malformed anthills out of the guys head.
@@SmokeyMcC Oh boii, here we go again xD
@@SmokeyMcC Stress sigh
I cant believe I used to live close to this guy. The fact that he is from Akron makes SO much more sense. Jfc.
That’s brutal my friend 😂
oh oh no. i had no idea this was living here. i fucking hate it
All of ohio. Never ceases to surprise me 😂
I didn't know Ohio made swamp creatures like him. I thought only West Virginia had inbred monsters, but he proved I didn't know how many cryptids existed in Ohio. They have goblins, what else do they have? I'll have to see.
I live 50 miles from Chris. I could have seen him any time.
I like the fact that Cyrax believes that Marty and his friends shot a random kid and that Marty was planning on shooting him instead.
They just had to test out some munitions and the 8 year old wandering to a convenience store happened to be the right target to try that day.
I swear to god. The more I watch this the more I fall in love with marty. He's like the kindest, gentlest, most patient troll I've ever seen while still having a great sense of humor and not being bohered at all by this. Forget trolling can we be friends, Marty?
Cyrax is like if Cwc went really deep into a 3 doors down and Linkin Park phase. He's much edgier and where Chris likes to be perceived as young at heart I believe cyrax would take that as a deep insult
I'd say Cyrax is far more violent and attempts to be vicious much harder than CWC. Repeats the same lines of belligerence daily over and over for hours on end. He get so caught up in death threats and insults he gets the gender of who he rants about mixed up. CWC saw magical ponys and hedgehogs. Cyrax just sees trolls under every bed, in his closet, in his head. He looks around the room like he's addressing multiple copies of the same 3 trolls laughing at him and sees them doing what he accuses them of, when its utter deflection and gaslighting.
Both are the highest tier of cowards. They talk smack, like DSP too, and like DSP can't confront people after doing so. He nopes out. Cyrax, I think his life IS the internet and the drama he creates. He wants the attention. How he whines and says "you ruined my life", Cyrax literally means his online image. We know he isn't working a day of his life, ever.
He’s a edgy teen, but Chris is a young child, and dsp plays a fake adult man.
I've been to Akron a bunch of times, it's desolate. He might actually be the most interesting thing there.
😂😂 that’s high praise
Land and housing is pretty dirt cheap there. We got a well off landlord who likes us, so we pay 500 a month rent for a 2 story house with full basement and attic, and a brand new AC and heating system. Its a special circumstance - in theory, this home should of been condemned. The sheriff runs a racket where he gets homes condemned and has gotten many homes dirt cheap in the neighborhood that way. I'd still rather live here than Akron.
Poor bastard of a sheriff blew a gasket - we just ignored him and moved in without giving him a chance to interfere. He couldn't do anything - he would be exposed. Real story - my best friend literally hacked him and uncovered the scams he runs. But they rigged up the old heater, the past residents, to literally cook crack on/in it - everything cleaned up real well, nobody got sick.
But man, even after sitting empty for 10 years, it took some doing to carefully clean. You'd never even know it was a literal crack house. Can't beat that anywhere, even Akron. You statistically have roughly a 1 in 100 chance every day of being the victim of violent crime in Akron. It was beat down, dangerous, nasty and cheap well over 3 decades ago. Its a well built home. Its a shame other homes sit empty because of stupid people and corrupt politicians.
Truth
he's Akron's major tourist attraction
Lebron James?
7:15 Whenever 'rax says "This video won't be very long", that's when you know to get the popcorn
POS literally just got busted again today hitting on a 17yo. Big up King Gloryhole, shout out MBM and most importantly shout out homegirl Kate at Masshole. TMDWU
Cyraxx had the fashion sense, musical talent, and cadence of a 13 year old boy.
Still does!!!
Burger boys laugh is like sweet nectar to the ears
depends on where you hear it. If I heard that laugh echoing through an alleyway between 2am and 4am I would probably shit my pants
It also cured Heather's Cancer
This one feels in particular like a story you know well but you're just excited to listen to your funny bro tell it again. Love your vids, Smokey
my favorite part about Cyrax is that he's all bark and absolutely no bite.
Hard to bite anything when your teeth look like that.
Just as well, pretty sure a mere mortal would contract a previously unknown & incurable disease from a Cyrax bite. 🤮
Imagine the infection the bite would have 😂
Unless your a little girl
Gotta say Smokey, you're really coming into your own with these documentary videos. Not just with your style and delivery, but also your writing. Granted, if you're speaking all these lines just off the cuff then you're a GOD, but if it's written, it's still very good work. Can't be easy making videos this long on ol' Chance here, lol.
😂😂 thank you bro but this wasn’t written. I’ve only written two videos and they were my meet the lolcow videos on Ross and wings. But fr again thank you for the supportive words it means a lot
@@SmokeyMcC Yoooo.
You should do stand up comedy, you're a quick thinker.
And especially if you're on weed while doing some of the videos. Like isn't weed supposed to mellow you out xD
What kind of bangers do just shoot out in casual conversation then xD
He’s just another Jamari or Sensitive Society, with WAAAY less topics and subs lol
@@Howdypartner69420 I don't know the first person but no Smokey isn't like sensitive.
That intro got me hyped even for a lame guy like cyraxx.
You've the best timing on UA-cam. I am high as balls, just sat down at my favorite buffet. This is seriously so on time.
Thank you my friend and enjoy that buffet bro I wish I was there with you
Same here.
@@MollTheLioness oh, no. I have over ear headphones 😭 I just listen and put my phone down. I made that mistake once.....ONCE.
Cyraxs weird wheeze when he says 4 words when he’s kinda mad will always be fucken hilarious
Oh god you know i'm fuckin ready. Bring on the goblin fever baby.
Hope you enjoyed it brotha 💯 thanks as always for the support
@@SmokeyMcC thank you for making videos!! Hope you enjoy the rest of your day man :^)
Hes such a smoke blower, guy talks himself up all tough.
As tough as he claims to be, Cyraxx cries more than a Lifetime movie.
To be fair, from someone who was raised in Ohio, it wouldn't take much to be the "king" of Akron.
Tbf it sounds like a title one would at least have to sell car parts or sausages to earn
As someone who lives in ohio still, fully agree with this
I'm a Cincinnati native an never been to Akron
don't care much.. but this is kinda offensive 😐
I live in Akron, wild place
Who's here after Marty put that little vitch in his place?
I worked in Ohio and Akron is actually full of smart people, Akron uni is actually very hard to get in to: unfortunately cyrax sullied the reputation with his presence lol
Billionaire Lebron James gives the city a good reputation
everybody and there mom can get into akron
@@cachemymemory um, no? I feel like those who reference LeBron don't actually understand how little to no influence he actually has in the city. No one has ever cared.
*_Hail Cryax, First of His Name, King of The Akron and The Fist Men_*
I feel ashamed I live not even an hour away from this man
Take the pilgrimage bro u owe it 2 us all .....chancey is hillarious I really want 2 see him fight
I love how Cyraxx talks big, but when someone shows up to take him up on his challenge he hides.
Akron seems to have gotten their own version of King Charles II of Spain if we're supposed to take Cyraxx's word.
God damn man 30 sec in and already fucking dying. "Around here, I rule shit". Cyraxx's flair for comedy and irony rivals Shakespeare
Finally able to smoke weed again for the first time in 5 months. I'll be lighting one up for you Smokwy. Thanks for giving me something to laugh to while I'm blitzed
Lol i always start his vids after my 2-3rd dab and will have 2-3 more and chill and stay GASSED GEEKIN bro😂 then just checking the comments talking to people bout my highdeas about the vid😂
Saw you in chat asking what the song was. F-Zero X - climb up and get the last chance
Love to hear it Brotha💯 hope you enjoyed the video and the smoke
@@SmokeyMcC tyty
Don't do drugs, man. Drink a protein shake and watch it in the Gym instead..
Cyrax is the fentanyl of lolcows
I LOST IT AT "BONE STRUCTURE OF THE GLASS BONE GUY FROM SPONGEBOB"
My pops often goes to Akron… maybe I’ll have to tag along and pull up on Cyrax like MbM
The RIP old king of Akron almost ripped my stomach open from laughing so hard
Those punches are as intimidating as a spatula scooping out the last bits of food from a glass casserole dish.
Just discovered this playlist. Simultaneously pathetic and hilarious, and its one of those stories where you dont feel bad for Cyraxx cause hes a terrible person.
There is police bodycam footage of Chance from the incident where a kid got gunned down. It's freaking hilarious (not the incident, just how he conducts himself... reminded me of Damien Mizdow).
Keep up the good work big daddy.
Thank you brotha 💯
Wait…
we lost Worman Bjornson?! That’s it. I’m ending it. They were the last thing holding my fragile mind together.
Cryax jumping to show his meat had me wheezing 😭😭
Hes a fucking human Chihuahua in both appearance, physical build, and personality.
In my personal opinion, Cyrax, like Chris Chan, is one of those people that has never truly been "humbled," and by "humbled," I mean has never truly never received an ass-whooping, neither by parental discipline, crossing the line with other people around him, nor karmic discipline. Although he's been outed as a Geppetto a few times, has he ever truly been arrested and prosecuted for it? In any case, when Cyrax DOES receive karmic punishment (i.e., "what goes around comes around"), I hope he's dumb enough to post it online for the free world to see. Great video as always.
When cyrax said “I KNEW THEM BOIS WERE MEANT FOR ME!”
I’d like to believe he is talking about the 13 year olds not the shooters😂
Akron!? He's in AKRON!?
LLoyd Street Akron Ohio.
You can look up all the police calls and visits. They labeled him as a mentally disturbed person earlier this year and he's so pissed about it rofl.
@@NekoDavid GAH! I thought he lived like in Iowa or Kansas or something! I'm just now learning that he lives within 15 minutes of my house!!
@@Cuyt24 Gah is an expression of shock and terror.
And I'm not taking time out of my day to go throw rocks at his place! I got more important things to do like point and laugh at him while he makes a complete fool of himself.
@@Cuyt24 That might be very difficult as I am a guy and I don't look that good in heels.
@@Cuyt24 Dude, I'm not going to his house to beat him up. I already knows that he hides in the closet whenever someone looks in his general direction with a funny look and in some cases, not with a funny look.
In history, there was a king of Jerusalem that was a leper. Despite his disease, he still ran his kingdom with wisdom and poise, even riding into battle with his soldiers despite being blind in one eye and unable to use his right hand. A leper was a better king than cyrax would ever be.
I live in Akron and I report to Cyrax directly
I have seen this video at least 20 times and each time it's just as amazing and funny as the first time I saw it. Smokey has a way with making timeless videos that are entertaining no matter how many times you watch it.
Cyrax - The (Former) King of Akron
Whips out his burd online to where potential kids could see... Ahhh yes exactly what a predator would do!
Yo you got to do some more Cyraxx , especially the freak out on the discord server bout his channel.
That’s later this week 💯
What I enjoyed the most about this video is I'm a UFC fan and the references and jokes made it totally worth it for me
There's only one King I bow to, and it certainly ain't him!
Our CPU Goddess?
Yo props Jesus woop woop
@@AleTitan No, my child, Chris Chan is trying to steal my identity, do not fall for their darn dirty tricks
Doubt you'll see this Smokey but this video is what got me into Cyraxx. Funny story how that happened.
I was following the Chris Chan letters for a while at that point. This was around mid September 2022. Chris had gone MIA and he hadn't sent any letters in over a month so I was relistening to those. In the recommended section I saw I think the rage in a small frame video. At first I ignored them because, well, his fucking face gave me an idea he was some homeless schizo or something. After weeks of listening to the same Chris Chan letters, I finally got bored and decided to watch your Cyraxx videos. Funny enough I think it was on the 19th which was his 32nd birthday. When I first heard him say "You make Adolf Hitler look like mother Teresa" I knew I just discovered a comedy gold mine. Of course there were the other videos but this one in particular was what got me hooked. I had already been laughing a fair bit but I wasn't expecting what I'd see here. The second I saw him drop his pants and whip his diseased mini goblin out I shit you not, I laughed so fucking hard I started choking. I actually couldn't breathe for a bit because it was so fucking insane and ridiculous I couldn't do anything else other than laugh.
I know you don't cover the goblin as much as you used to given that he's too vile for UA-cam but I still come back to these every so often. Seriously, thanks for getting me into the batshin insane world of Cyraxx.
I wish smokey would do more cyrax again. He really deserves the hate.
Knowing Cyrax lives in my home town ruined my day
My condolences.
Hey you could always use it for clout
If you go for the king, you best not miss !!!...
I live in Akron, and I've never heard of you 😂😂😂
This just confirms to me that living in close proximity to lake eerie mutates people
We're all a little messed up over here by Lake Erie don't come this way
definitely
As somebody who grew up in Akron it’s nice to see our king get some much deserved attention!
Smokey change the title to (former) king lmao
Can we appreciate how when he inhales between sentences, he sounds like he's having a stroke?
If you said he doesn't take hard drugs, I would not believe you.
Burger Boy has the most contagious laugh. 💀💀💀
He’s the king of the local dump.
Lol, Chance never even knew Zak Husein. He heard the guy was taken out one night while he was working at his family's pizza shop. Chance is known for using awful situations & tragedies while putting on his "tribute attic concerts". Everyone knows it's really an act and for attention.
There are news articles on google about what happened with Zak.
Thanks for introducing to this cow smokey makes me feel a lot better about my life
Belial will emerge from his Basket Case in Ackran at any time to unleash a fight promo.
😂😂
This was one of the best cyrax vids I’ve seen so far. Hilarious 😂
The king of Sally's attic or basement. His friend who he respects that he said died of an OD said hi to him one time at the most. Every time someone dies who he so much has seen in person was his best friend/wife. There was a disabled girl he "dated" in high school that died after not talking to him for years he said she would be his wife if she was still alive lol. Heaven is full of people screaming no im not or I only said hi to you when chance talks about them. Rest in peace Zach Hussain we know he was never your friend.
Cyraxx is acting like Evan from Dear Evan Hansen, minus the fabricating-emails-from-this-deceased-person-I-knew-by- name-and-face-only part
With how much has happened with Cyrax since, it’s hard to believe this video only came out 5 months ago.
If anyone can find the video where he said I ruined his life bc I wouldn't let him be on my team, I would greatly appreciate it 🤣
Five feet tall
Skinny as a rail
Not exactly the picture of health
Makings of a UFC legend right here.
Dude, my uncle lives in Akron. I wonder if he's seen this weirdo around.
I'm so sorry.
Your uncle is safe, cyrax doesn’t leave his attic, plus sunlight is one of his weaknesses
@@SmokeyMcC I thought cyrax only hid in his basement lmfao
@@joosmun4009 Nah, he needs the attic rats as his food supply.
he looks like a sock puppet. especially in the dark
Cyrax is a class act
Absolutely gentleman
Delusions...confusions.. and protrusions!! Itsssssss cyraxx!!!!!
Of course is a king! A rat king
Wouldn't be surprised if there was one in that gretchin's room.
Your videos are comfy as hell man
I went to school with this guy, not even kidding.
With cyrax? That’s hilarious 😂 was he anything like this in his school days
@@SmokeyMcC he always made the excuse that his weird voice is because when he was a baby he tried to eat a light bulb but it broke in his mouth. He was also a huge my little pony fan. He was still so cringe, he called me scudaloo or some shit. No one liked him so the next year he moved back to where ever he came from. I never really realized chance was cyrax. He always sounded familiar till I finally heard his name. (For context I knew him for one year in middle school.)
Imagine seeing your mortal enemy standing outside your house
In all seriousness, Cyrax could be the star of some garbage amateur wrestling league somewhere
This dude claims to be the king of Akron, when in reality he's more like the Court Jester
smokin that sticky icky zazza
Indeed my friend 💯
I’m pretty sure Lebron James is the king of Akron but ok
I thought it was Cleveland?
Has anyone else noticed how there seemed to be phlegm in Cyrax's throat most of the time he takes
a breather every time he yells at Marty? It's both hard to take him seriously hearing that and it just gives
me the impression that he just needs to stop getting so angry over people giving him a hard time.
I laugh anytime chance tries talking tough. We've seen how he fights. He hides in the attic and sends granny out to deal with it. In all reality anyone could break him in half
I’m surprised Howard Stern hasn’t caught a whiff of this! Seems like the type of character he would have on his show
I’ve only learnt about Cyrax recently after Chris chan went to prison. Love your vids as they give more context to all the classic moments
This is chance wilkins all over. A coward, a lying down beat weirdo who wouldn't know the truth if it hit him square in the face. Then the fact he lied about "multiple" cars pulling up with marty was just frekin sad. First time viewer and like your delivery, deff a sub.