@@braxtonpayne9093why are you replying to everyone's comment saying Jesus loves you, this video and these comments have nothing to do with religion. Leave it at church
Goons topics? 1. You have to change the liquid precipitation that falls from the sky. What are you changing it to? 2. You have been selected to run for presidency (assume Blarg is American). Who are you selecting as your vice president/ running mate? Will you go for popularity and pick a famous person, vie for the minority vote, or actually pick someone with a political background? (You actually want to win) 3. Would you rather always have to walk with an old person walker with tennis balls on the end, or always have to use the chairlift thingy when going up and down stairs? You don't need either of these items, but you have to use them no matter what. 4. If all four of you (or more if there's a guest) woke up one day as a Sped and in order to turn back, you had to slap 100 different grandmas with a hamburger, who is turning back to normal the fastest? 5. You create a Goons charity because McNasty doesn't want to actually split the money. All proceeds actually go to someone in need. What charity are you creating? 6. God is letting you come up with a patch for humanity but you have to use Arkansas as the beta version to test it out. What patch are you dropping that God will release to the rest of the world? Let everyone answer first, but my answer would be getting rid of mosquitoes. Those were in-depth. Here are some rapid fire ideas that are whack. 7. What animal would you give wings to? 8. Is a boomerang called a boomerang because it was invented by boomers? 9. Make Dooo do a podcast using his voice box. Or at least the intro. 10. Which Goon has the most rizz? 11. Would you rather only eat dog food or only eat grass? 12. When you die, would you rather have your body launched into the sun, or be lubed up and slide down a giant cheese grater? 13. You're only allowed to beat off to animal porn. Which animal are you choosing, and why did all of you just say monkey porn? If you guys ever need more topics, just let me know. Y'all have skewed my brain so that it's fucked up, but at the same time creative and witty. Thanks for all that you do.
You guys brighten up my day! My bike battery blew up in my dorm today. Luckily I wasn’t sleeping in the same room as it but the officials handled it quick. No important items lost. Be safe around lithium ion batteries folks :)
Because blarg says the chats gunna say we’ve already talked about this I’ll say it. YOU TALKED ABOUT THE TORNADO AT THE GOLF CORSE BEFORE!!!! 😂😂😂 love ya Blarg and love ya goons ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hearing the goons talk about weather stuff is awesome and a crossover I didnt know I needed so bad; we need an episode of the podcast where the goons go tornado-chasing
I just wanna say I’m thankful for all the goons. Without them I’d be sitting here bored because I can’t do shit with stomach ulcers. But the continuous content from all of them helps take my mind off shit. Thanks again gamers
Yall should partner with Jif to bring about the creation of pocket peanut's. Basically pocket sand but crushed peanuts as a defense against people with allergies. I'd buy it.
One of our local weathermen who is an older guy who has been doing news for a long time once came on air in shorts, which then became a meme of like "If he is in shorts you know the weather is serious"
There are Amish and Mennonites in Mexico. They went into the Southern part of Mexico and made an area in the deep jungle. They had some save the planet types getting angry because they went down to farm in peace and away from everything.
According to Google: "Amish settlements also exist outside the United States. You'll find Amish communities in in Canada, Bolivia, and Argentina and more."
I listen to this at work (I’m a lifeguard on the beach) and it keeps me awake and laughing all day, I got in trouble cause apparently it was too loud from soups screams, I told this family of five to go somewhere else
This podcast is still one of the podcasts of all time. Also Soup is definitely from the Carolinas because the weather people do exactly what he did 25/8
Soup I think the spongebob ones you're thinking about are by Jallerbo, they include: Spinge Binge - Me Millionth Dollar, Spinge Binge - The Sex Joke event horizon, and Spinge Binge - My Little Pizza. Imo Jallerbo, PiePivotMontier (Rip), Trudermark, and Kaptain Kush are the best YTPers.
Stories for goons 1. I asked a girl to prom using me when joke. I don't remember exactly my words but I said something along the lines of "me when no dance partner" and I got the girl to go with me 2. I was doing my sh!t walking around and this homeless guy came up to me. He had bags upon bags of crack. This dude had the biggest cargo shorts Fred durst type shorts and filled with bags of crack. He dropped one of the floor, and gave me one and then he just continued walking. Dude was crack Santa 3. One of my neighbors had a crack house and one day it blew up. I think this happened to the other crack house down the street as well. Cops came and shit this would happen a lot.
Soup is the only weatherman who would tell you to go outside when a huge storm is aproaching.
He is the storm
if there was a milkstorm im never going inside
“I am the storm that is approaching!”
Or tell you to jump to avoid an earthquake.
When there’s booba that big outside, I can’t try to stay inside.
I love how Blarg went to laughing and being in complete dismay during the beat box intros but he's just vibing eating a snack now.
Delusion, to depression, to acceptance
Jesus loves you
36:02
John 3:16
@@nathanaelashnonmusic2615 Allah 420:69
C did everything in his power to be mentioned in a podcast. Bro definitely was like this on purpose.
Definitely. I'd act fucked to Soup 😂
But not this weird. Not "let's sing gucci belt in public" weird.
Something tells me that ur C
@@ehrencortez7213tried covering it up by renaming himself as *K*rusader
@@Draxsemlol
@@ehrencortez7213Conspiracy 👀😮
The reader at the bottom of soups wether display has me dying. “National chicken wing shortage due to fat ass people” is the only news I need 😂
Jesus loves you
3:50 Imagine turning the TV on and first thing the weatherman says is "Are we playing a f**king Bingo?". 🤣🤣
Soup looks like my type of weather man 😂
i would watch the news everyday if he were the weatherman
@@ChrisPBacon-fx3utratings would be through the roof 😂
Average weatherman in South Carolina
Jesus loves you
Waking up to Soup default emoting in my face is probably a disney princess moment
Jesus loves you
@@braxtonpayne9093no he doesn't
@@braxtonpayne9093why are you replying to everyone's comment saying Jesus loves you, this video and these comments have nothing to do with religion. Leave it at church
@@braxtonpayne9093and I don't consent to that so that's rape
Jesus is a rapist
I work as a Janitor at my local casino and I love listening to y'alls podcasts while I'm on the floor cleaning machines
That's awesome
How many times a week is dooo there
@@SPARTAN-117athe real question is when is he NOT there
99% of gamblers quit before winning it big
I work as a school janitor and I listen to them too
Possible Topics:
1. Wholesome fan interactions.
2. Have Dooo or McNasty been recognized in public just by their voices?
With this audience I don't think a wholesome interaction is possible
think theyve covered that multiple times, but lucky for you they also have dementia
@@ETHANR26amen brother
@@ETHANR26that’s so real
yall know i keep it 180 proof
45:58 is my favorite part when Soup, Doo and Blarg all say "supple butthole" at the same time
Soup would excel as a weatherman. Man's already got experience with an audience with being the front man for Slackjaw. Also all the fellas are here!
Dooo really went with dangling his nuts in our faces for his intro dance😂
penis storm
Never sniffed my phone fast enough seeing his nuts
Alright, I guess I’ll cross “Soup role playing as a weatherman the whole podcast” off my bingo card or something
Goons topics?
1. You have to change the liquid precipitation that falls from the sky. What are you changing it to?
2. You have been selected to run for presidency (assume Blarg is American). Who are you selecting as your vice president/ running mate? Will you go for popularity and pick a famous person, vie for the minority vote, or actually pick someone with a political background? (You actually want to win)
3. Would you rather always have to walk with an old person walker with tennis balls on the end, or always have to use the chairlift thingy when going up and down stairs? You don't need either of these items, but you have to use them no matter what.
4. If all four of you (or more if there's a guest) woke up one day as a Sped and in order to turn back, you had to slap 100 different grandmas with a hamburger, who is turning back to normal the fastest?
5. You create a Goons charity because McNasty doesn't want to actually split the money. All proceeds actually go to someone in need. What charity are you creating?
6. God is letting you come up with a patch for humanity but you have to use Arkansas as the beta version to test it out. What patch are you dropping that God will release to the rest of the world? Let everyone answer first, but my answer would be getting rid of mosquitoes.
Those were in-depth. Here are some rapid fire ideas that are whack.
7. What animal would you give wings to?
8. Is a boomerang called a boomerang because it was invented by boomers?
9. Make Dooo do a podcast using his voice box. Or at least the intro.
10. Which Goon has the most rizz?
11. Would you rather only eat dog food or only eat grass?
12. When you die, would you rather have your body launched into the sun, or be lubed up and slide down a giant cheese grater?
13. You're only allowed to beat off to animal porn. Which animal are you choosing, and why did all of you just say monkey porn?
If you guys ever need more topics, just let me know. Y'all have skewed my brain so that it's fucked up, but at the same time creative and witty. Thanks for all that you do.
I genuinely want to see the video of Blarg running from the tornado
the fact that soup dances when he’s drinking makes me happy
Blarg just eating a protein bar while the goons do the scuffed intro is fucking gold lmao
wolfinsheepsclothing842
he just looks absolutley unhinged
You guys brighten up my day! My bike battery blew up in my dorm today. Luckily I wasn’t sleeping in the same room as it but the officials handled it quick. No important items lost. Be safe around lithium ion batteries folks :)
Blew up some dudes Li-Ion battery on his bike lmao
oh shit, i ate a lithium ion battery yesterday
@@jack_blacksplaque8022 god that’s soooooo hooooootttt 😩😩😩😩
@@angrytravisscott3534 wash it down with gasoline next time. Or now. Drink gasoline right now
Speaking of lithium ion batteries did you know China executed a man for selling "baby formula" that was actually raw sewage?
just lost my home, but these podcasts help me get through all of my troubles!
Because blarg says the chats gunna say we’ve already talked about this I’ll say it. YOU TALKED ABOUT THE TORNADO AT THE GOLF CORSE BEFORE!!!! 😂😂😂 love ya Blarg and love ya goons ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Dooo needs a default dance
No way there's a real woman on this side of youtube
This is his default dance.
Jamming & shaking his nuts in your face. 😂
@@Unknown-fm9xsfr lol
@mijonate6484 I'm hallucinating again , probably should have taken my pills
@mijonate6484 I'm hallucinating again , probably should have taken my pills
dude, i love how soup is always committed to the bit
😂
Hearing the goons talk about weather stuff is awesome and a crossover I didnt know I needed so bad; we need an episode of the podcast where the goons go tornado-chasing
55:29
"Get your shit together. Your hue is off" 💀😭
Dooo is a real one for always jamming out to the intros
I just wanna say I’m thankful for all the goons. Without them I’d be sitting here bored because I can’t do shit with stomach ulcers. But the continuous content from all of them helps take my mind off shit. Thanks again gamers
Soup is the only weatherman that can be trusted
Soup has really gotten into this podcast. I love it. First coupe he was a bit quiet. Now he is the driving force hell ya soup
If Soup actually had a weather program I would totally watch it.
As the Canadian tornado destroys a house killing a family of 300. You'll hear the whisper of "sorri eh" in the wind as it heads towards another house.
Sorri? 😅🤣
I love how committed soup is to the bit 😂
Imagine the Goons doing the news and weather everyday. That shit would be hilarious
I always love blarg in the intro. He's always doing something really weird and I feel like nobody notices
I loved blargs story about almost getting blown after pulling 8 dudes
Yeah, it was better than the first time he told it.
Soup needs to be our local earth forecaster
This intros never disappoint
Matts face while eating the protein bar is great
28:16
"Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier. Im on a bridge and gonna say the n-word."
I cant believe soup stood and shuffled around for the entire poscast 🤣
I would actually watch the news if soup did this
Soup literally has the most energy
I’m in St. Louis rn and can confirm POURING milk from the sky
soup is genuinely my favourite youtuber and i personally think he is the funniest UA-camR
Ive been away from the podcast for about a month... I came back and saw this
Hell yeah!! Blarg shouting out the the best storm chasing channel. Pecos Hank is great!
Leaded fuel still exists. Tan leaded fuel in the drag car. It was like 116 octane leaded race fuel. Was a 97 328i making 1000whp. This was 2006ish.
I love how blarg is just snacking
Soup really puts his all for our entertainment luv u suuoooopie
soup gets progressively more and more drunk in the episode and i love it
It's been a whole year since I've watched yall and as soon as I wanted to watch a podcast, I smiled big time lookin up yalls podcast
Dooo going that hard during the into is the vibe
I’m surprised I haven’t wrecked while watching you guys in the work truck. I was nearly blind from laughing this whole episode
the way soup brought out that gsups i want him to be my dealer fam
Soup the weatherhonky and The Doo the tomahonky ❤
As soon as it started I busted out laughing I’m hungover and high
I love listening to these at work 😂😂 y'all make the long days so much more bearable.
“Jesse, we need to make butter. A fuck ton of butter”
knowing that schlatt owns gamersupps makes the bit about the CEO killing them even funnier
I love how blarg was just being chased by a tornado
I love the tag hanging from the suit
Lmao first time seeing the video format, this is Soo deep fried 😭😭😭
Yall should partner with Jif to bring about the creation of pocket peanut's. Basically pocket sand but crushed peanuts as a defense against people with allergies. I'd buy it.
PLEASE DO A GOONS TOUR!!
Honestly in my opinion, this was probably one of the best episodes so far, Soup was definitely on the jenkem for this one. 😂
This is the first UA-cam video I've watched instead of spotify and this shit is wild
One of our local weathermen who is an older guy who has been doing news for a long time once came on air in shorts, which then became a meme of like "If he is in shorts you know the weather is serious"
The fact the tags are still on the blazer is hilarious lol
Love goons podcast. Been fan for years
That car dealership conversation had me punching my pillows out of cringe
I was drinking water at 36:02 and just spit my water all over my desk lol
There are Amish and Mennonites in Mexico. They went into the Southern part of Mexico and made an area in the deep jungle.
They had some save the planet types getting angry because they went down to farm in peace and away from everything.
Bro got a "Where's Smii7y" irl😭
If you look at blarg’s face from the side of your phone it looks like he’s watching you
This is the funniest episode I ever seen so far in a long time😂😂😂😂
According to Google: "Amish settlements also exist outside the United States. You'll find Amish communities in in Canada, Bolivia, and Argentina and more."
I have to work today which is my birthday so I’m very grateful I can at least listen to the goons while I’m at it
Blarg eating that protein bar was like every FaceTime call I’ve ever made with my mother…
Like how 3 of them were doing stuff for the intro while Matt is just like "Screw that, I'm hungry."
It looks like dooo just took his vent cover off the vent and shoved his camera 6 feet into it
This is the most work soups ever put into a Goons Podcast 😂
Didn’t even know Dooo was there for the first few seconds 😂
got to love how each episode is getting more and more cursed
37:46 That 'Get Away' sounds like he's forewarning you of a grave danger to your life.
Audio listeners are gonna love this one
I listen to this at work (I’m a lifeguard on the beach) and it keeps me awake and laughing all day, I got in trouble cause apparently it was too loud from soups screams, I told this family of five to go somewhere else
"..making it rain baby like I'm the fucking weatherman."
11:28 I CANNOT TAKE THIS STORY SERIOUSLY WHAT'S LARKS HEAD IS LIKE 18 INCHES LONG & 2 INCHES TALL🤣🤣
“Utuliser le code cretins” that shit is hilarious
This podcast is still one of the podcasts of all time. Also Soup is definitely from the Carolinas because the weather people do exactly what he did 25/8
Man this shit is probably the only thing keeping me from passing out at work yall make my work day less boring
Soup I think the spongebob ones you're thinking about are by Jallerbo, they include: Spinge Binge - Me Millionth Dollar, Spinge Binge - The Sex Joke event horizon, and Spinge Binge - My Little Pizza. Imo Jallerbo, PiePivotMontier (Rip), Trudermark, and Kaptain Kush are the best YTPers.
I NEED the video of Blarg ‘pedal to the metal-ing’ from a tornado
1:50 McNasty preparing for the alien arrival
the way that soup is swaying back and forth like a restless child
Only weatherman with a 100% correct prediction rate
We need "Schlatt" and Swagger on the podcast together it would be total chaos lol
Stories for goons
1. I asked a girl to prom using me when joke. I don't remember exactly my words but I said something along the lines of "me when no dance partner" and I got the girl to go with me
2. I was doing my sh!t walking around and this homeless guy came up to me. He had bags upon bags of crack. This dude had the biggest cargo shorts Fred durst type shorts and filled with bags of crack. He dropped one of the floor, and gave me one and then he just continued walking. Dude was crack Santa
3. One of my neighbors had a crack house and one day it blew up. I think this happened to the other crack house down the street as well. Cops came and shit this would happen a lot.
Questions for the podcast:
1. What is your favorite brand of guitars?
2. McNasty, what happened to the cookout podcast?
3. Sponges or drywall?
Ayyye, Nova Scotia sliding in Soups background! Represent hahaha
Blarg be enjoying that chocolate and looking like a capybara all at once.
I would watch that news everyday. With my grandma. ❤