The RAREST Jarate Collection

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  • @ShorK
    @ShorK  2 роки тому +187

    Did you like this kind of new video? and what do you think about my collection lmao, do you collect anything or have any rare items? also if u wanna give me jarate / yellow stuff heres my trade link! steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=123606365&token=JYIsHsmK

    • @Zephal0
      @Zephal0 2 роки тому +4

      you could make a workshop jarate item so that it could be a selfmade jarate if it ever gets put into the game,
      highly unlikely but the jarate would be one of a kind

    • @denzy_lolol
      @denzy_lolol 2 роки тому +3

      currently collecting old signature items (gifted items from 2011-2014)
      I own a 2013 carbonado RL from taggerung
      and I just bought a 2014 rust sniper rifle from a rust addict
      uh, yeah

    • @tf2spy874
      @tf2spy874 2 роки тому

      i just gave 85 jarate to a spanish outuber

    • @octoreiss8757
      @octoreiss8757 2 роки тому

      what about the pp gun

    • @nothin9030
      @nothin9030 2 роки тому +2

      Mr.bluesky jarate cover when.

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 2 роки тому +331

    It's all fun and games until someone sends him a real jar of jarate

    • @monke9386
      @monke9386 2 роки тому +19

      If the snipers va makes the jarate he wouldn’t complain

    • @MisterStabby
      @MisterStabby Рік тому +2

      Deal. Shork send me your p/o

    • @Kuzip23
      @Kuzip23 Рік тому +3

      I already did, its shipping)

    • @arandomdude31
      @arandomdude31 Рік тому +1

      thanks for the idea :)

    • @MrDawid06
      @MrDawid06 10 місяців тому

      Genuine Jarate

  • @afaniscool
    @afaniscool 2 роки тому +596

    the day he gets his professional killstreak jarate is the day i'll finally be happy

    • @Bunny_named_Pointy
      @Bunny_named_Pointy 2 роки тому +7

      Doomed to live in Sadness

    • @IronGiant131
      @IronGiant131 2 роки тому +9

      Professional Killstreak Festive Vintage Genuine Jarate TIME

    • @cat4193
      @cat4193 2 роки тому +2

      There will be piss on that day for sure.

    • @afaniscool
      @afaniscool 2 роки тому

      @@IronGiant131 beautiful name

    • @thenutbucket5971
      @thenutbucket5971 2 роки тому

      professional pisstreak jarate

  • @Overlordgaming1208
    @Overlordgaming1208 2 роки тому +743

    Shork: *Has the most expensive Jarate collection*
    TF2: *Fixes the glitched items*
    Shork: *crying*
    Nah jk we know valve ain't never gonna fix that

    • @AnnaSue81
      @AnnaSue81 2 роки тому +31

      when one of the oldest gitched items were created (idk what it is tho), and valve caught wind of it, they fixed it ofc, but didnt revert the items, so that the economy doesnt become a wasteland. thats neat huh

    • @captainfa-it-lcon915
      @captainfa-it-lcon915 2 роки тому +2

      Valve ain't fixing anything honestly, for better or for worse.

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird 2 роки тому +17

      Valve knows they can’t take rightfully earned items, even if they were never intended to exist, so usually they just let people keep their stuff, with the exception of one guy who found a bug to hack any item in the game. He got a cool unusual for reporting it though :p

    • @Pikana
      @Pikana 2 роки тому +5

      They don't generally remove (harmless) glitch items as there's market value attached to it. All they do is patch it so you can no longer replicate the glitch in the future and just let the old items become collector's items.

    • @BaldRice
      @BaldRice 2 роки тому +2

      fixing this type of stuff would be dumb on their part. Imagine having a market for a glitched item that costs hundreds of keys, just to fix it and remove all that profit for themselves. Keys always have to be bought through valve no matter where you get them from, meaning fixing valuable cosmetic items would be the equivalent of burning money. From a business standpoint it would be stupid as hell lol. There's other cosmetic glitches I hope they don't fix either, like quick switch misc's for example.

  • @Vo_Memes
    @Vo_Memes 2 роки тому +219

    Biggest Sniper's piss collection what this world even seen
    and WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T DONE YET?!!!

    • @ShorK
      @ShorK  2 роки тому +44

      Well i need a pro ks sniper and i also need that 100k subs tattoo.. gonna try to get to 100k soon

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@ShorK get a jarate tattoo

    • @TTA_761
      @TTA_761 2 роки тому +3

      This brings a whole new definition to the line
      "I'm making piss"

    • @fedrashivrat1836
      @fedrashivrat1836 2 роки тому +1

      @@ShorK don't do a jarate tattoo since it can be a huge regret in the future (actual one, someone may misunderstood you for fetishism or etc and just in elderly life you won't be interested in TF2 probably and you'll be left with literally jar of piss on your body, so you better do your spy as he's your avatar.)

    • @ShorK
      @ShorK  2 роки тому +3

      @@fedrashivrat1836 it's very easy to get tattoos removed or covered up lmao but i won't regret it

  • @Moss_Dude
    @Moss_Dude 2 роки тому +190

    After you get that Professional Killstreak Jarate, you should start collecting Sydney Sleepers

    • @homeh_22
      @homeh_22 2 роки тому +14

      he needs to collect righteous bisons to finally protest against valve to buff it

    • @onurhanguclu3333
      @onurhanguclu3333 2 роки тому +7

      @@homeh_22 valve would think people is buying because it is too op and nerf it

  • @theoktoberscarf
    @theoktoberscarf 2 роки тому +124

    You give a whole new meaning to "taking the piss."

  • @mopkobka1169
    @mopkobka1169 2 роки тому +51

    There is still some Jarate items you can get, (or maybe you already has them), but anyway:
    Vintage Jarate Level 0;
    Untradeble Jarate;
    Chemistry Sets (Just sets);
    Jarate with Glitched long name / description;
    Special Snow Unusual Hat.

  • @mr.shambles9617
    @mr.shambles9617 2 роки тому +30

    jarater
    definition 1:
    somebody who uses jarate
    definition 2:
    shork

  • @cardboardtoaster2169
    @cardboardtoaster2169 2 роки тому +17

    Imagine having a yellow liquid addiction. I have a light yellow liquid addiction

  • @Boonetube27
    @Boonetube27 2 роки тому +105

    You need to max out that strange Jarate. So it can be Hale’s own Jarate.

    • @qarti
      @qarti 2 роки тому +1

      Haha. Hake's own piss.

    • @possiblymatt7970
      @possiblymatt7970 2 роки тому +3

      oh hell nah bruh

    • @odeioareia303
      @odeioareia303 2 роки тому +2

      sussy hale

    • @iconofthicc6086
      @iconofthicc6086 2 роки тому +1

      🤨

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan Рік тому +3

      he *is* the one that sells the jarate pills that inflate your kidneys to be able to produce jarate in the time it takes Sniper to do it in-game, so...

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 2 роки тому +6

    We've finally found him...
    The Jarman

  • @quai8193
    @quai8193 2 роки тому +5

    Me at my moms wedding: 🙎‍♀️
    Me witnessing shork's weird jarate collection:🤵

  • @szabiTM
    @szabiTM 4 місяці тому +1

    i love how a virtual bottle of piss costs more than my pc

  • @pyrofrek
    @pyrofrek 2 роки тому +8

    A main Spy addicted to Sniper piss... Nicely done TF2 community

  • @cloud__zero
    @cloud__zero 2 роки тому +8

    I'm so happy to finally see someone else with a Collector's Jarate! I got mine for like $20 back then and since then the price has kept increasing, but I would never sell it. Thanks to this video I now know that killstreak sheens are compatible with Jarate, so I'm gonna save up until I can get a blank killstreak kit and finally my favorite item will be complete

  • @Archimo
    @Archimo 2 роки тому +74

    Gonna be hard to get a Pro Ks Strange Jarate for sure, not many people have an unapplied kit not even sure how many still exists in the game as of this very moment and I think there's only like 3 strange pro ks jarates (including festive variant) out there atm.
    Also before you get any bright ideas, I might have a fancy and expensive collection, but I'm not rich enough to just throw you my Universal Pro Ks kit nor am I selling it.
    But I can still wish you best of luck with the journey for your dream Jarate :D

    • @karisasani7006
      @karisasani7006 2 роки тому +4

      Unless they offered a very high tier unusual that is.

    • @AnnaSue81
      @AnnaSue81 2 роки тому +1

      @@karisasani7006 borniengj fwamesy stwange teyam caiptiam

  • @Berd
    @Berd 2 роки тому +4

    oh god yes

  • @fyredoesidiotgames8451
    @fyredoesidiotgames8451 2 роки тому +33

    2 days ago I got yelled at by a spy player, imagine getting mad that someone used strange jarate on you. But I guess 5835 sodden victims is a bit much, but it can always go much higher.😈

    • @breadiztasty
      @breadiztasty 2 роки тому +2

      "can we get much higher"

    • @fyredoesidiotgames8451
      @fyredoesidiotgames8451 2 роки тому +2

      @@breadiztasty well we had a bit of a piss war on a panda server awhile back few months ago. A few of huntsman snipers lobbing a barrage of piss jars at a group of friendlies at spawn before we knew it everyone went pissman nearly crashed the server doing so but damn it was pretty.

  • @camperimortal
    @camperimortal 2 роки тому +3

    the man who managed to piss all this must really hydrate himself well

  • @alleosussquirt8041
    @alleosussquirt8041 2 роки тому +6

    I'm just happy to own the jigsaw puzzle.

  • @rattfish
    @rattfish 2 роки тому +1

    This video alone gave me a urinary tract infection

  • @garmdianmelonking5211
    @garmdianmelonking5211 2 роки тому +1

    ShorK: "Buys killstreak jarate for a massive amount"
    Valve: "adds Jarate killstreakers"

  • @Faith_Soprano
    @Faith_Soprano 2 роки тому +2

    I'm planning to stream Deltarune today, but I'm procrastinating, and youtube was like, "here, watch a video about someone's jarred piss collection", and I was like "okay, sounds good, youtube", but the video is SET TO DELTARUNE MUSIC. Stop shaming me, I just came here to procrastinate in peace, come on!

  • @Fileeraus
    @Fileeraus 2 роки тому +1

    Funny thing. I sold a digital item, and then I bought racing pistons for my car lol.

  • @WinCla
    @WinCla 2 роки тому +1

    I convinced that Shork's entire house is full of Jarate.

  • @KingOfLeeYT
    @KingOfLeeYT 2 роки тому +2

    I appreciate the yellow sheen on your Australian sniper rifle

  • @fl1x_gud
    @fl1x_gud 2 роки тому

    I LOVE that you used igor's theme as your outro, it's one of my favourite songs and it took me a second to realise it was even there

  • @lucasdacarinha
    @lucasdacarinha 2 роки тому +1

    Bro so commited he probably would buy the self made jarate if he could.

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 2 роки тому +1

    Hay collecting is what kept us alive 200000years ago

  • @lorenzodepaoli3642
    @lorenzodepaoli3642 2 роки тому +1

    that's a nice piss collection, but imagine the amount of keys it would be worth if you just emptied all those jars into a pool to make tu ultimate jarate

  • @NotASpyReally
    @NotASpyReally 2 роки тому

    Sniper was in a boat and there was a storm. The storm cause the boat to go out of the normal path and break and sniper was stranded in the ocean. For months, he had to collect his own piss and filter it to get water to survive.
    After he finally made it to a beach and returned to his normal life, the experience had changed him. Now, years after the accident, he still collects his piss. And he's not going to stop.

  • @DangOldRegularOld
    @DangOldRegularOld 2 роки тому +1

    Can I ask, how do you do the angled video like at 0:27?
    If you could just tell me what the effect is called, I can research how to do it in my specific video editor. Any help would be much appreciated!
    Great piss collection btw!

  • @icyyChill
    @icyyChill 2 роки тому +1

    Yknow, the way I found your channel was through fanart somebody made for you which had several images of jarate on it and I decided to look you up. Just thought that was funny. Keep making great content!

  • @BoochiDoochi
    @BoochiDoochi 2 роки тому

    my birthday is the same as when the jarate was first released, on may 21st but I am a couple years older than the jarate (by 4 years or so) so I feel a personal connection to jarate, and I can tell that you care about your jarate's.

  • @kataklysmic
    @kataklysmic 2 роки тому

    Piss collector is something I thought I would never think I would even say

  • @Kurzaen
    @Kurzaen 2 роки тому +2

    Dude, I did the same thing pretty much, but with the classic sniper rifle. It's not as bug as your but I've been banned from multiple trade servers because I'd always go back and ask for more classics. I have about 500~ ish as of right now

  • @ninja75312
    @ninja75312 2 роки тому

    Definitely a contender for either world’s most digital piss or world’s most expensive digital piss collection

  • @memesunite6251
    @memesunite6251 2 роки тому

    I'm glad I have my over 5,000 sodden victim jarate called "The Penultimate Piss"

  • @ET-oq1vj
    @ET-oq1vj 2 роки тому

    these jarates might end up paying your mortgage

  • @Fordthrower4000
    @Fordthrower4000 Рік тому

    now all you need its a collection of hales own Jarate. so its like sniper bought a lot of jarate from saxton hale

  • @Neon_Henchman
    @Neon_Henchman 2 роки тому

    In Serious Sam Fusion 2017, there are TF2 weapons you can use within the Sam games thanks to Steam Workshop, and there's a Gamemode as well where you have to buy your own equipment. So, I had done calculations a while back, and so in these mods, for each jar of Jarate, when you deduct the cost of the jar itself and convert from the Croatian currency to ours (mine is Canadian), then I believe you spend 50$ for the piss itself.
    These are expensive piss, and yes, you can throw it at giant scorpions and reptilian magicians.

  • @kooz8279
    @kooz8279 2 роки тому +2

    I'm somewhat of a collector myself
    I collect genuine items and so far my most prized peice would be my grandmaster. Still yearning for the robosandwich, a genuine nabler, a specialized ks genuine prinney machete and what ever else I can get my hands on

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 роки тому

      Good luck on Robo-Sandvich. Those are already extremely expensive as it is, finding a collector's is gonna be a journey full of ups and downs, and interesting side characters.

  • @RaiLGamingWasTaken
    @RaiLGamingWasTaken 2 роки тому

    someone: so you are collecting piss?
    him: yes

  • @alexanderharrison7421
    @alexanderharrison7421 2 роки тому

    Professional Killstreak the Collector's Festive Jarate

  • @TABSman1
    @TABSman1 2 роки тому +3

    Are you planning on getting a collector's piss jar

  • @SquidBaconGuy
    @SquidBaconGuy 2 роки тому

    I litteraly had no idea that the bacon grease even existed

  • @avery4698
    @avery4698 2 роки тому

    Ah yes
    My old piss
    My collecters piss
    My strange, unqiue piss
    My festive piss
    My haunted piss

  • @archmann9778
    @archmann9778 2 роки тому

    After 9 years of making he has filled most of the jars.

  • @level20eevee75
    @level20eevee75 2 роки тому

    a spy who collects jarate, how ironic that a spy player, which is one of spy’s greatest enemies, is a collecter of it

  • @VenrirVenin
    @VenrirVenin 2 роки тому

    Pyrocynical joke at the end that was funny

  • @marah4847
    @marah4847 2 роки тому

    wait til someone makes jarate irl and actually sends it

  • @Resnes777
    @Resnes777 2 роки тому +1

    You have inspired me to collect jarate

  • @1emon_lad
    @1emon_lad 2 роки тому

    Hey so I the cosmetic item Eyequarium(googles that put the mecaninaries eyes in a water googles filled with water) when painted yellow on the 2nd style(changeing the color of the water) makes it look like your eyes are swimming in jarraty

  • @logan_jp3
    @logan_jp3 2 роки тому

    *Sniper taking a piss*
    *Shork* A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION

  • @keterpatrol7527
    @keterpatrol7527 2 роки тому +1

    Nice lemonade stockpile

  • @Redstonetrippy1
    @Redstonetrippy1 2 роки тому

    I am making a fish collection so I guess we both have obscure items that have really expensive variants

  • @bee11944
    @bee11944 2 роки тому +1

    Shork, The Jarate Collector

  • @raunoratnik7943
    @raunoratnik7943 2 роки тому

    gratz. i have vintage jarate lvl 69. so.. named "Level 69 jar based karate" lvl has the same text so does the description. very proud of it. so i can feel you :D

  • @halotoker
    @halotoker 2 роки тому

    i have a stock jarate with a heashot counter that i got from a friend that its no longer arroung idk how much its worth and i dont want to know but now i feel special of having a grey jarate with a counter

  • @jackinblack19
    @jackinblack19 2 роки тому

    That unique strange jarate is worth a shit ton now

  • @SirBork
    @SirBork 2 роки тому

    Wait hold on, I think I might have the glitched strange jarate

  • @JimsyFlimsy
    @JimsyFlimsy 2 роки тому

    This man obsessively collects and purchases obscene amounts of virtual piss jars.
    What.

  • @dictadorbrad6863
    @dictadorbrad6863 2 роки тому

    I had the same idea, but for the strange professional killstreak rimless horseman decapitator

  • @LinkiePup
    @LinkiePup 2 роки тому

    I now dub thee, “The Piss Spy.”

  • @hardlyanydiggity3953
    @hardlyanydiggity3953 2 роки тому

    my hope is to start doing this with eviction notices

  • @tophatking1742
    @tophatking1742 2 роки тому +1

    Ah..thats some good piss if I do say so myself as a fellow collector

  • @tamegaming1768
    @tamegaming1768 2 роки тому

    jarate is definitely one of the items

  • @TheUnhingedGamer
    @TheUnhingedGamer 2 роки тому

    I have a Strange Professional Killstreak Self-Aware Beauty Mark. It's Hypno Beam and Deadly Daffodil.

  • @llmkursk8254
    @llmkursk8254 2 роки тому

    It’s somewhat disappoint then that you don’t wear a Master’s Yellow Belt, the big Jarate cosmetic.

  • @Pyro-0369
    @Pyro-0369 2 роки тому

    This is the story of a man who collected piss

  • @electricbread
    @electricbread 2 роки тому

    Holy i remember seeing your inv years ago and it has really expanded lol

  • @viket8316
    @viket8316 2 роки тому

    should get pro universal kit for jarate so when you are on killstreak you get the killstreak eye while holding jarate

  • @iliketrains3853
    @iliketrains3853 2 роки тому +1

    Dedication to perfection

  • @newtonsfourth3143
    @newtonsfourth3143 2 роки тому

    Criminally underviewed

  • @TheGarbageMann
    @TheGarbageMann 2 роки тому

    jesus christ shork, that's the 10th time you talk about your glorious collection

  • @far_Koz
    @far_Koz 2 роки тому

    this is worth to be on giunnes record book

  • @mrhappycoolable
    @mrhappycoolable 2 роки тому

    Not sure if you are interested, but I have a specialised killstreak collector's festive jarate for sale

  • @kayveeay7340
    @kayveeay7340 2 роки тому +1

    mmm yes i too do enjoy lemonade

  • @cancledacc
    @cancledacc 2 роки тому

    You REALLY had to piss, didn't you

  • @Schtoinkus
    @Schtoinkus 2 роки тому

    Ultra rare: talk normal, 200 keys

  • @barrybeans
    @barrybeans 2 роки тому

    Can anyone tell me the song that's at 2:40 I can't remember what its from and its gonna bug me for weeks if I don't find out.
    Thanks :D

  • @Thure.
    @Thure. 2 роки тому

    List of good Danish UA-camrs: Uncle Dane, Uberdanger, ShorK.

  • @BoxCuttur
    @BoxCuttur 2 роки тому

    No one:
    ShorK: J A R A T E !

  • @monobear7063
    @monobear7063 2 роки тому

    God, so much urine here and not over yet! God damn, keep going man!

  • @Sci_X1
    @Sci_X1 2 роки тому

    If this guy doesn’t have a hales own jaratre

  • @Kuro-UWU
    @Kuro-UWU 2 роки тому

    This guy really do be loving piss bottles 💀

  • @diehleeo1449
    @diehleeo1449 2 роки тому

    Could you possibly show the bacon grease in game? I can't find any vids showing it besides like some mod

  • @leebaguetteo9607
    @leebaguetteo9607 2 роки тому

    1.3k hours and ive never had a jarate drop

  • @dovahthedeaf9640
    @dovahthedeaf9640 2 роки тому

    I have a 1:1 towering pile of presents with the piss snow. Unboxed it myself lol

  • @TheBakedBean
    @TheBakedBean 2 роки тому

    I wish to some day have a large collection of funny things like you

  • @fox_xofix
    @fox_xofix 2 роки тому

    Oh that why you have so much jokes about jaraty

  • @mcaso123alt2
    @mcaso123alt2 2 роки тому

    I still can't believe I got a salavged crate in a dodgeball drop and gave the strange original i got out of it to a friend LMAO

  • @i_am_m_plant
    @i_am_m_plant 2 роки тому

    It's him, It's the pissman

  • @daprotato
    @daprotato 2 роки тому

    i somehow have 2 Unusual Haunted Metal Scrap

  • @pierrebegley2746
    @pierrebegley2746 2 роки тому +1

    So do you also collect Sydney Sleepers too? Since they technically contain Jarate too.

  • @demomantf2661
    @demomantf2661 2 роки тому

    When we all die
    Piss will prevail

  • @actualcrafty5139
    @actualcrafty5139 2 роки тому +1

    Can you explain what does the “professional” and “specialized” do?

  • @Kaffedarr
    @Kaffedarr 11 місяців тому

    challenge is on

  • @FreddyTv1
    @FreddyTv1 2 роки тому

    Sniper gaming moment..