Did you like this kind of new video? and what do you think about my collection lmao, do you collect anything or have any rare items? also if u wanna give me jarate / yellow stuff heres my trade link! steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=123606365&token=JYIsHsmK
you could make a workshop jarate item so that it could be a selfmade jarate if it ever gets put into the game, highly unlikely but the jarate would be one of a kind
currently collecting old signature items (gifted items from 2011-2014) I own a 2013 carbonado RL from taggerung and I just bought a 2014 rust sniper rifle from a rust addict uh, yeah
when one of the oldest gitched items were created (idk what it is tho), and valve caught wind of it, they fixed it ofc, but didnt revert the items, so that the economy doesnt become a wasteland. thats neat huh
Valve knows they can’t take rightfully earned items, even if they were never intended to exist, so usually they just let people keep their stuff, with the exception of one guy who found a bug to hack any item in the game. He got a cool unusual for reporting it though :p
They don't generally remove (harmless) glitch items as there's market value attached to it. All they do is patch it so you can no longer replicate the glitch in the future and just let the old items become collector's items.
fixing this type of stuff would be dumb on their part. Imagine having a market for a glitched item that costs hundreds of keys, just to fix it and remove all that profit for themselves. Keys always have to be bought through valve no matter where you get them from, meaning fixing valuable cosmetic items would be the equivalent of burning money. From a business standpoint it would be stupid as hell lol. There's other cosmetic glitches I hope they don't fix either, like quick switch misc's for example.
@@ShorK don't do a jarate tattoo since it can be a huge regret in the future (actual one, someone may misunderstood you for fetishism or etc and just in elderly life you won't be interested in TF2 probably and you'll be left with literally jar of piss on your body, so you better do your spy as he's your avatar.)
There is still some Jarate items you can get, (or maybe you already has them), but anyway: Vintage Jarate Level 0; Untradeble Jarate; Chemistry Sets (Just sets); Jarate with Glitched long name / description; Special Snow Unusual Hat.
Gonna be hard to get a Pro Ks Strange Jarate for sure, not many people have an unapplied kit not even sure how many still exists in the game as of this very moment and I think there's only like 3 strange pro ks jarates (including festive variant) out there atm. Also before you get any bright ideas, I might have a fancy and expensive collection, but I'm not rich enough to just throw you my Universal Pro Ks kit nor am I selling it. But I can still wish you best of luck with the journey for your dream Jarate :D
I'm so happy to finally see someone else with a Collector's Jarate! I got mine for like $20 back then and since then the price has kept increasing, but I would never sell it. Thanks to this video I now know that killstreak sheens are compatible with Jarate, so I'm gonna save up until I can get a blank killstreak kit and finally my favorite item will be complete
2 days ago I got yelled at by a spy player, imagine getting mad that someone used strange jarate on you. But I guess 5835 sodden victims is a bit much, but it can always go much higher.😈
@@breadiztasty well we had a bit of a piss war on a panda server awhile back few months ago. A few of huntsman snipers lobbing a barrage of piss jars at a group of friendlies at spawn before we knew it everyone went pissman nearly crashed the server doing so but damn it was pretty.
I'm planning to stream Deltarune today, but I'm procrastinating, and youtube was like, "here, watch a video about someone's jarred piss collection", and I was like "okay, sounds good, youtube", but the video is SET TO DELTARUNE MUSIC. Stop shaming me, I just came here to procrastinate in peace, come on!
Yknow, the way I found your channel was through fanart somebody made for you which had several images of jarate on it and I decided to look you up. Just thought that was funny. Keep making great content!
Dude, I did the same thing pretty much, but with the classic sniper rifle. It's not as bug as your but I've been banned from multiple trade servers because I'd always go back and ask for more classics. I have about 500~ ish as of right now
my birthday is the same as when the jarate was first released, on may 21st but I am a couple years older than the jarate (by 4 years or so) so I feel a personal connection to jarate, and I can tell that you care about your jarate's.
Can I ask, how do you do the angled video like at 0:27? If you could just tell me what the effect is called, I can research how to do it in my specific video editor. Any help would be much appreciated! Great piss collection btw!
I'm somewhat of a collector myself I collect genuine items and so far my most prized peice would be my grandmaster. Still yearning for the robosandwich, a genuine nabler, a specialized ks genuine prinney machete and what ever else I can get my hands on
Good luck on Robo-Sandvich. Those are already extremely expensive as it is, finding a collector's is gonna be a journey full of ups and downs, and interesting side characters.
In Serious Sam Fusion 2017, there are TF2 weapons you can use within the Sam games thanks to Steam Workshop, and there's a Gamemode as well where you have to buy your own equipment. So, I had done calculations a while back, and so in these mods, for each jar of Jarate, when you deduct the cost of the jar itself and convert from the Croatian currency to ours (mine is Canadian), then I believe you spend 50$ for the piss itself. These are expensive piss, and yes, you can throw it at giant scorpions and reptilian magicians.
Sniper was in a boat and there was a storm. The storm cause the boat to go out of the normal path and break and sniper was stranded in the ocean. For months, he had to collect his own piss and filter it to get water to survive. After he finally made it to a beach and returned to his normal life, the experience had changed him. Now, years after the accident, he still collects his piss. And he's not going to stop.
Hey so I the cosmetic item Eyequarium(googles that put the mecaninaries eyes in a water googles filled with water) when painted yellow on the 2nd style(changeing the color of the water) makes it look like your eyes are swimming in jarraty
that's a nice piss collection, but imagine the amount of keys it would be worth if you just emptied all those jars into a pool to make tu ultimate jarate
gratz. i have vintage jarate lvl 69. so.. named "Level 69 jar based karate" lvl has the same text so does the description. very proud of it. so i can feel you :D
i have a stock jarate with a heashot counter that i got from a friend that its no longer arroung idk how much its worth and i dont want to know but now i feel special of having a grey jarate with a counter
Imagine telling someone from a 100 years ago that you spent hundreds if not thousands of hours, as well as hundreds of $ in a game, all to collect virtual jars of piss.
![[TF2] The Item Iceberg](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ue2_mTGt4jo/mqdefault.jpg)
Did you like this kind of new video? and what do you think about my collection lmao, do you collect anything or have any rare items? also if u wanna give me jarate / yellow stuff heres my trade link! steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=123606365&token=JYIsHsmK
you could make a workshop jarate item so that it could be a selfmade jarate if it ever gets put into the game,
highly unlikely but the jarate would be one of a kind
currently collecting old signature items (gifted items from 2011-2014)
I own a 2013 carbonado RL from taggerung
and I just bought a 2014 rust sniper rifle from a rust addict
uh, yeah
i just gave 85 jarate to a spanish outuber
what about the pp gun
Mr.bluesky jarate cover when.
the day he gets his professional killstreak jarate is the day i'll finally be happy
Doomed to live in Sadness
Professional Killstreak Festive Vintage Genuine Jarate TIME
There will be piss on that day for sure.
@@IronGiant131 beautiful name
professional pisstreak jarate
It's all fun and games until someone sends him a real jar of jarate
If the snipers va makes the jarate he wouldn’t complain
Deal. Shork send me your p/o
I already did, its shipping)
thanks for the idea :)
Genuine Jarate
Shork: *Has the most expensive Jarate collection*
TF2: *Fixes the glitched items*
Shork: *crying*
Nah jk we know valve ain't never gonna fix that
when one of the oldest gitched items were created (idk what it is tho), and valve caught wind of it, they fixed it ofc, but didnt revert the items, so that the economy doesnt become a wasteland. thats neat huh
Valve ain't fixing anything honestly, for better or for worse.
Valve knows they can’t take rightfully earned items, even if they were never intended to exist, so usually they just let people keep their stuff, with the exception of one guy who found a bug to hack any item in the game. He got a cool unusual for reporting it though :p
They don't generally remove (harmless) glitch items as there's market value attached to it. All they do is patch it so you can no longer replicate the glitch in the future and just let the old items become collector's items.
fixing this type of stuff would be dumb on their part. Imagine having a market for a glitched item that costs hundreds of keys, just to fix it and remove all that profit for themselves. Keys always have to be bought through valve no matter where you get them from, meaning fixing valuable cosmetic items would be the equivalent of burning money. From a business standpoint it would be stupid as hell lol. There's other cosmetic glitches I hope they don't fix either, like quick switch misc's for example.
Biggest Sniper's piss collection what this world even seen
and WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T DONE YET?!!!
Well i need a pro ks sniper and i also need that 100k subs tattoo.. gonna try to get to 100k soon
@@ShorK get a jarate tattoo
This brings a whole new definition to the line
"I'm making piss"
@@ShorK don't do a jarate tattoo since it can be a huge regret in the future (actual one, someone may misunderstood you for fetishism or etc and just in elderly life you won't be interested in TF2 probably and you'll be left with literally jar of piss on your body, so you better do your spy as he's your avatar.)
@@fedrashivrat1836 it's very easy to get tattoos removed or covered up lmao but i won't regret it
After you get that Professional Killstreak Jarate, you should start collecting Sydney Sleepers
he needs to collect righteous bisons to finally protest against valve to buff it
@@homeh_22 valve would think people is buying because it is too op and nerf it
There is still some Jarate items you can get, (or maybe you already has them), but anyway:
Vintage Jarate Level 0;
Untradeble Jarate;
Chemistry Sets (Just sets);
Jarate with Glitched long name / description;
Special Snow Unusual Hat.
You give a whole new meaning to "taking the piss."
jarater
definition 1:
somebody who uses jarate
definition 2:
shork
Gonna be hard to get a Pro Ks Strange Jarate for sure, not many people have an unapplied kit not even sure how many still exists in the game as of this very moment and I think there's only like 3 strange pro ks jarates (including festive variant) out there atm.
Also before you get any bright ideas, I might have a fancy and expensive collection, but I'm not rich enough to just throw you my Universal Pro Ks kit nor am I selling it.
But I can still wish you best of luck with the journey for your dream Jarate :D
Unless they offered a very high tier unusual that is.
@@karisasani7006 borniengj fwamesy stwange teyam caiptiam
You need to max out that strange Jarate. So it can be Hale’s own Jarate.
Haha. Hake's own piss.
oh hell nah bruh
sussy hale
🤨
he *is* the one that sells the jarate pills that inflate your kidneys to be able to produce jarate in the time it takes Sniper to do it in-game, so...
Imagine having a yellow liquid addiction. I have a light yellow liquid addiction
I'm so happy to finally see someone else with a Collector's Jarate! I got mine for like $20 back then and since then the price has kept increasing, but I would never sell it. Thanks to this video I now know that killstreak sheens are compatible with Jarate, so I'm gonna save up until I can get a blank killstreak kit and finally my favorite item will be complete
Me at my moms wedding: 🙎♀️
Me witnessing shork's weird jarate collection:🤵
A main Spy addicted to Sniper piss... Nicely done TF2 community
We've finally found him...
The Jarman
2 days ago I got yelled at by a spy player, imagine getting mad that someone used strange jarate on you. But I guess 5835 sodden victims is a bit much, but it can always go much higher.😈
"can we get much higher"
@@breadiztasty well we had a bit of a piss war on a panda server awhile back few months ago. A few of huntsman snipers lobbing a barrage of piss jars at a group of friendlies at spawn before we knew it everyone went pissman nearly crashed the server doing so but damn it was pretty.
oh god yes
I LOVE that you used igor's theme as your outro, it's one of my favourite songs and it took me a second to realise it was even there
the man who managed to piss all this must really hydrate himself well
I'm planning to stream Deltarune today, but I'm procrastinating, and youtube was like, "here, watch a video about someone's jarred piss collection", and I was like "okay, sounds good, youtube", but the video is SET TO DELTARUNE MUSIC. Stop shaming me, I just came here to procrastinate in peace, come on!
Yknow, the way I found your channel was through fanart somebody made for you which had several images of jarate on it and I decided to look you up. Just thought that was funny. Keep making great content!
i love how a virtual bottle of piss costs more than my pc
Dude, I did the same thing pretty much, but with the classic sniper rifle. It's not as bug as your but I've been banned from multiple trade servers because I'd always go back and ask for more classics. I have about 500~ ish as of right now
I appreciate the yellow sheen on your Australian sniper rifle
my birthday is the same as when the jarate was first released, on may 21st but I am a couple years older than the jarate (by 4 years or so) so I feel a personal connection to jarate, and I can tell that you care about your jarate's.
Can I ask, how do you do the angled video like at 0:27?
If you could just tell me what the effect is called, I can research how to do it in my specific video editor. Any help would be much appreciated!
Great piss collection btw!
Hay collecting is what kept us alive 200000years ago
I'm just happy to own the jigsaw puzzle.
Bro so commited he probably would buy the self made jarate if he could.
Funny thing. I sold a digital item, and then I bought racing pistons for my car lol.
Holy i remember seeing your inv years ago and it has really expanded lol
I'm somewhat of a collector myself
I collect genuine items and so far my most prized peice would be my grandmaster. Still yearning for the robosandwich, a genuine nabler, a specialized ks genuine prinney machete and what ever else I can get my hands on
Good luck on Robo-Sandvich. Those are already extremely expensive as it is, finding a collector's is gonna be a journey full of ups and downs, and interesting side characters.
In Serious Sam Fusion 2017, there are TF2 weapons you can use within the Sam games thanks to Steam Workshop, and there's a Gamemode as well where you have to buy your own equipment. So, I had done calculations a while back, and so in these mods, for each jar of Jarate, when you deduct the cost of the jar itself and convert from the Croatian currency to ours (mine is Canadian), then I believe you spend 50$ for the piss itself.
These are expensive piss, and yes, you can throw it at giant scorpions and reptilian magicians.
ShorK: "Buys killstreak jarate for a massive amount"
Valve: "adds Jarate killstreakers"
God, so much urine here and not over yet! God damn, keep going man!
Sniper was in a boat and there was a storm. The storm cause the boat to go out of the normal path and break and sniper was stranded in the ocean. For months, he had to collect his own piss and filter it to get water to survive.
After he finally made it to a beach and returned to his normal life, the experience had changed him. Now, years after the accident, he still collects his piss. And he's not going to stop.
Are you planning on getting a collector's piss jar
Piss
I convinced that Shork's entire house is full of Jarate.
Hey so I the cosmetic item Eyequarium(googles that put the mecaninaries eyes in a water googles filled with water) when painted yellow on the 2nd style(changeing the color of the water) makes it look like your eyes are swimming in jarraty
now all you need its a collection of hales own Jarate. so its like sniper bought a lot of jarate from saxton hale
This video alone gave me a urinary tract infection
someone: so you are collecting piss?
him: yes
these jarates might end up paying your mortgage
that's a nice piss collection, but imagine the amount of keys it would be worth if you just emptied all those jars into a pool to make tu ultimate jarate
Piss collector is something I thought I would never think I would even say
Definitely a contender for either world’s most digital piss or world’s most expensive digital piss collection
gratz. i have vintage jarate lvl 69. so.. named "Level 69 jar based karate" lvl has the same text so does the description. very proud of it. so i can feel you :D
I have a Strange Professional Killstreak Self-Aware Beauty Mark. It's Hypno Beam and Deadly Daffodil.
*Sniper taking a piss*
*Shork* A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION
i have a stock jarate with a heashot counter that i got from a friend that its no longer arroung idk how much its worth and i dont want to know but now i feel special of having a grey jarate with a counter
I had the same idea, but for the strange professional killstreak rimless horseman decapitator
You REALLY had to piss, didn't you
Pyrocynical joke at the end that was funny
I am making a fish collection so I guess we both have obscure items that have really expensive variants
I'm glad I have my over 5,000 sodden victim jarate called "The Penultimate Piss"
I wish to some day have a large collection of funny things like you
You have inspired me to collect jarate
Professional Killstreak the Collector's Festive Jarate
Nice lemonade stockpile
I litteraly had no idea that the bacon grease even existed
Not sure if you are interested, but I have a specialised killstreak collector's festive jarate for sale
wait til someone makes jarate irl and actually sends it
should get pro universal kit for jarate so when you are on killstreak you get the killstreak eye while holding jarate
So when are you starting a lemonade business?
It’s somewhat disappoint then that you don’t wear a Master’s Yellow Belt, the big Jarate cosmetic.
Ah yes
My old piss
My collecters piss
My strange, unqiue piss
My festive piss
My haunted piss
my hope is to start doing this with eviction notices
This guy really do be loving piss bottles 💀
a spy who collects jarate, how ironic that a spy player, which is one of spy’s greatest enemies, is a collecter of it
After 9 years of making he has filled most of the jars.
Wait hold on, I think I might have the glitched strange jarate
You should start a sydney sleeper collection since it puts jarate on its targets
Dedication to perfection
This man obsessively collects and purchases obscene amounts of virtual piss jars.
What.
That unique strange jarate is worth a shit ton now
Shork, The Jarate Collector
I now dub thee, “The Piss Spy.”
Thanks to you, now I want to collect the Mad Milk collectible, We'll see how I do ❤
We wait you to put prof killstreak on festive collector's jarate
Where tf is the professional ks unique strange festive genuine collectors stock jarate? ??
Could you possibly show the bacon grease in game? I can't find any vids showing it besides like some mod
List of good Danish UA-camrs: Uncle Dane, Uberdanger, ShorK.
But when do we get the strange collectors festive jarate
Imagine telling someone from a 100 years ago that you spent hundreds if not thousands of hours, as well as hundreds of $ in a game, all to collect virtual jars of piss.
Ah..thats some good piss if I do say so myself as a fellow collector
jarate is definitely one of the items
jesus christ shork, that's the 10th time you talk about your glorious collection
Criminally underviewed
Can you apply the proffesional killstreak to the strange yellow jarate?
This is the story of a man who collected piss
I have a 1:1 towering pile of presents with the piss snow. Unboxed it myself lol
No one:
ShorK: J A R A T E !
mmm yes i too do enjoy lemonade
1.3k hours and ive never had a jarate drop
Oh you’re Danish? Instant sub XD
If this guy doesn’t have a hales own jaratre
this is worth to be on giunnes record book
Oh that why you have so much jokes about jaraty
I HAVE A SPEC KS STRANGE FESTIVE JARATE TOO!! Mean Green!! i bought it a long time ago though so i don't remember the price.
Well if u ever don't want it anymore... I'm here