The 10 UGLIEST Ships in STAR TREK

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  • In this video we look at the 10 ugliest ships in Star Trek. These include some classics like the USS Grissom, the Malon Export Vessel, the Pakled ship and many federation starships. Many of these ships appeared in the background in The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. Some of them were what we call "kit bashes", which means using parts of different model kits together to make a new design.
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  • @chimaican01
    @chimaican01 3 роки тому +233

    Think, if the Borg had encountered the Firebrand class starship rather than the Galaxy class, they'd probably have deemed the Federation as not worthy of assimilation. 😂

    • @mattpryokra2245
      @mattpryokra2245 3 роки тому +9

      .... Touché.

    • @johanwittens7712
      @johanwittens7712 3 роки тому +3

      Depends on the systems on board. If it had the latest shields, warp core, and other tech, the Borg would definitely assimilate. They care about advanced technology, not size... They assimilated the tiny raven with the Hansen's onboard simply because it had an unknown stealth technology that masked the ship from their sensors. Assimilation is the only real way the Borg advance themselves. So any ship with technology more advanced than theirs is assimilated... ;)

    • @starr0401
      @starr0401 3 роки тому +9

      Or something like "We will still try to assimilate you out of politeness, but please resist."

    • @borgqueen5185
      @borgqueen5185 2 роки тому +1

      Appearance is irrelevant. The Federation and its technology has proved worthy of assimilation and will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

    • @tgm250
      @tgm250 2 роки тому

      Hey leave the freedom class alone. I think it’s a cool design.

  • @rivertownproductions
    @rivertownproductions 3 роки тому +262

    Spacedock: Sees the Yeager class on this list,
    *angry Spacedock noises*

    • @srptr_w
      @srptr_w 3 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂 Thats what i was thinking

    • @Azreal20
      @Azreal20 3 роки тому +16

      As mashed up and unrefined as the Yeager class looks, the actual design idea of an "federation bird of prey" is actually kinda...cool.
      It actually looks like an dedicated warship, someone should try to re-design the marquis part, keep the form, just exchange it with federation steamline visuals and damn one sexy "hunter" it'll be.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +3

      Space dock is questionable to be honest.
      I also agree with GT that is one ugly and dumb looking ship.

    • @Destructor111
      @Destructor111 3 роки тому +4

      Didn't spacedock do a Yeager appreciation video on April Fool's Day?

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 3 роки тому +3

      @@Destructor111 It wasn't April fools and it was sincere appreciation. But he thinks aliens with vastly different cultural and technological growth would realistically gravitate towards the same boxy junkyard human designs as Halo or newBSG or B5. So what the hell does he know.

  • @JB-ym4up
    @JB-ym4up 3 роки тому +174

    Oberth, the redshirt of ships.

    • @bl8danjil
      @bl8danjil 3 роки тому +22

      Not on Deep Space 9, that title belongs to the Miranda class.

    • @spadesofpaintstudios1719
      @spadesofpaintstudios1719 3 роки тому +7

      @@bl8danjil that ship is just as bad to me

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +4

      @@spadesofpaintstudios1719
      The Miranda in her day was as strong as the Connie itself just in a more compact form with the need for less crew.
      The only reason the defiant wasn't a red shirt was because it had plot armor so thick and so strong that it surpassed all other hero ships save for Voyager and Discovery.
      The only reason they got rid of the first defiant was because they written themselves into a corner they couldn't get out off and seen how much Sisko was becoming a Mary Sue (like Burnham who would come later) they had to knock him down a few pegs(what with him getting away with murder and breaking rules that would have gotten Kirk court marshalled).
      For me the worse ships in trek are Defiant, discovery, and Voy.
      In the end DS9 should have had a Miranda class for the hero ship as it could easily be refitted or more quickly made with the same advance technology as seen on the Defiant but quickly reproduced.
      On a side note The Lacota(sp) was vastly superior to the Defiant after some heavy refitting and could have(and should have) Destroyed the defiant but was saved by plot armor.
      I swear the Defiant was saved by plot armor more times than Voy. Lol

    • @johnruschmeyer5769
      @johnruschmeyer5769 3 роки тому +3

      @@bl8danjil TNG, too.

    • @mikiroony
      @mikiroony 3 роки тому +4

      Made 100% of the finest Explodium!

  • @PaperbackWizard
    @PaperbackWizard 3 роки тому +138

    The color brown: *exists*
    Generation Films: I hate you.

    • @kitirena_koneko
      @kitirena_koneko 3 роки тому +7

      More like... Brown: exists
      Paramount: "We love this color!"
      Generation Films: "Why are all your starships the color of excrement?"

    • @BernieFishnotes
      @BernieFishnotes 3 роки тому +7

      @@kitirena_koneko or, you know, wood or chocolate...

    • @kitirena_koneko
      @kitirena_koneko 3 роки тому +2

      @@BernieFishnotes Since you brought up wood and starships, you want to see organic ships done right? Check out the Jurai ships from Tenchi Muyo! Now THOSE are beautiful designs IMHO.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 3 роки тому

      Generation Films is literally Hitler confirmed. 😛

    • @Goldsrc17
      @Goldsrc17 3 роки тому

      To be fair nothing looks good in brown. Like people for example

  • @jamespocelinko104
    @jamespocelinko104 3 роки тому +41

    "Alright guys, we need to design some background ships for Star Trek."
    "Eh, just slap some starship parts together."

    • @KEVMAN7987
      @KEVMAN7987 3 роки тому +8

      Yes. Kitbashing it's called.

    • @scockery
      @scockery 3 роки тому +2

      I think in some cases they used the actual model kits you could buy in stores, since they weren't meant to be seen in up close detail.

    • @HufflepuffDaddy
      @HufflepuffDaddy 3 роки тому +4

      @@scockery the original Battlestar Galactica is 100% guilty of this. I can see ww2 submarine hulls and upside down jet fighter fuselage/intakes everywhere.

    • @bradbrown8759
      @bradbrown8759 2 роки тому +2

      Right?! One or two nacelles?
      How many we got in the box?
      3.
      Perfect. One on the plate...
      And two on the ball?
      Now your cooking with Dilithium crystals.
      Hey Gene! We need more grey spray paint.

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 2 роки тому +1

      Remember back when before the first Star Trek movie, all ships Starfleet had been pretty much a mix of the exact same parts with those in the same class looking exactly alike? You know, as if they were built by the same organization. Pepperidge Farms remembers.

  • @sharonec5419
    @sharonec5419 3 роки тому +71

    The USS Essex is not ugly. It's a simple practicle ship but not ugly.

    • @kaos5469
      @kaos5469 3 роки тому +8

      The Essex/Daedelus Class was early Federation/Starfleet. It's been theorized that the U.S.S. Pasteur is the TNG era equivalent. I agree it's not ugly per se, there are uglier, it just a simple design.

    • @TheRoninkai
      @TheRoninkai 3 роки тому +4

      It's one of Jefferie's first Enterprise attempts. Look to the, "Making of Star Trek" book from the 1960's.

    • @curious5887
      @curious5887 3 роки тому

      USS Essex is ugly for me, but functional for me

    • @curious5887
      @curious5887 3 роки тому +2

      Daedalus class is more realistic than constitution class and sovereign class

    • @mustang6599
      @mustang6599 3 роки тому +1

      The USS Essex design was actually chosen to "pay homage" to TOS in that it was based on the original drawing concept for the USS Enterprise. Later designs changed to saucer shape for the series itself.

  • @mikevasquez1103
    @mikevasquez1103 3 роки тому +41

    I still think that the Yeager-Class should have been called the Liberty-Class. It is literally the Star Trek equivalent of a Liberty Ship.

    • @robjones8733
      @robjones8733 3 роки тому +4

      In case folks don't know, Liberty ships were very quickly made American vessels sent with supplies to Britain in the WW2 era. Just fyi 😉

  • @budja1501
    @budja1501 3 роки тому +13

    forgive me but I think the enterprise D looks super goofy with its oversized wide saucer

    • @MegaBadgeman
      @MegaBadgeman 3 роки тому +3

      No need for forgiveness, I think you're spot on. I think forced perspective was used in it's design, to increase the wow factor when seen from the front at the expense of ascetics from all other angles.

    • @budja1501
      @budja1501 3 роки тому +1

      @@MegaBadgeman well said. I will say this- the galaxy class does look very present and imposing, it definitely fits the 'galaxy' aspect of its class name. Honestly, if they turned the saucer sideways to resemble the sovereign class a bit more and made the 2nd hull a little bit bigger, I'd love it.

  • @hellfish2309
    @hellfish2309 3 роки тому +26

    4:33 the Essex is like having a cigarette on the toilet

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 3 роки тому +4

      Was that Jabba of Essex?

    • @comradecid
      @comradecid 3 роки тому

      hailing from essex, i can confirm this is true

  • @davepost7675
    @davepost7675 3 роки тому +33

    I agree 100% about the Nissan Cube. My girlfriend loves it, but I hate it.

    • @jeremiahmeadows8891
      @jeremiahmeadows8891 3 роки тому +4

      I don't know what kind of drugs the person was on that designed the Nissan cube, but I don't want any.

    • @namogel67
      @namogel67 3 роки тому +2

      They're sexy as. Closest car shape to a borg cube. Resistance is..

    • @shinobitreecko8442
      @shinobitreecko8442 2 роки тому

      Id rather have a Kia Soul.

  • @ragnarcroughs2784
    @ragnarcroughs2784 3 роки тому +56

    I missed britisch Ben. Good luck he's back.

  • @The0mega79
    @The0mega79 3 роки тому +55

    The Firebrand just offended me for some reason.
    Probably because it was missing a part.

    • @dannyr2976
      @dannyr2976 3 роки тому +3

      Never heard of it until now, but it offends me too!

    • @therakshasan8547
      @therakshasan8547 3 роки тому +12

      The Fire brand was a pointless design . truely Dysfunctional . The laws of physics would have that ship looping over and over the faster it tried to move

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 3 роки тому +2

      The firebrand haves no visible impulse engines.

    • @srptr_w
      @srptr_w 3 роки тому +9

      It violating warp bubble rule about nacelle must 2 or 4 or 6 or whatever 2 idk whats the english to create a warp field

    • @DouglasWalrath
      @DouglasWalrath 3 роки тому +2

      i kinda love it, but then i love ships with unusual numbers of warp nacelles

  • @That80sGuy1972
    @That80sGuy1972 3 роки тому +10

    Hey! When I played the FASA Star Trek pen-n-paper role-playing game, I was a captain of a Firebrand ship. Via alien contacts, elevating my security clearance level, and some great engineers, my "ugly" single-nacelle ship became a great vessel that I refused to give up. It became far better than most Constitution-class starships. I just had to make the nacelle into a double nacelle and really amp-up shield power because the superstructure was relatively fragile. Oh, and the larger sensor array/probe launcher can be seen from the outside. My "crappy little ship" became one of the best long-range omni-purpose ships... only a bit of a glass cannon when my shields were down. Oh, and its only shuttle (because of space) was an outside attachment. So, if you get past the shield and want to just blow up my shuttle, that was easy as pie. Wait... come to think of it, my USS Sling of David was ugly compared to other Firebrand ships. Okay, shutting up now.

  • @dresdonmccool709
    @dresdonmccool709 3 роки тому +14

    Its weird how the Oberth class is so aweful yet the Miranda class was stunning

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +3

      The Oberth is not awful, she is a simple design meant for things like planetary study like gas giants, research and testings, ect.
      The massive secondary hull was for research labs and or sensors that could be dipped into the atmosphere of a gas giant with special shields that can withstand such pressure.
      It's single phaser was meant for drilling into space rocks to collect samples, ect.
      But I agree with you on the miranda,

  • @grizzlybozak
    @grizzlybozak 3 роки тому +14

    How is it Kazon ships didn’t make this list?
    Kazon ships are wayy uglier than both Discovery & Oberth.

    • @thomaspohl5845
      @thomaspohl5845 3 роки тому +4

      And they're brown! 😂😂😂

    • @johnlockhart7751
      @johnlockhart7751 3 роки тому

      Was thinking that too.

    • @USSVoyager5
      @USSVoyager5 3 роки тому

      another UGLIEST Ship seen and Playable in Star Trek Online Khitomer Alliance Battlecruiser, thats one of the Ugliest ship also Universe Class USS Enterprise J is also the UGLIEST Ship.

  • @ReddwarfIV
    @ReddwarfIV 3 роки тому +18

    TBH I'd happily command a _Yeager_ class. I'm with Spacedock on this one, it looks cooler than the _Intrepid_ whilst probably having a lot of mechanical issues to give it character. Having owned a 20 year old van, I imagine it would have that feel even when it was new.

  • @Daedalus-BC308
    @Daedalus-BC308 3 роки тому +79

    Daniel from Spacedock would like to have a word with you about the Yager class.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +2

      Spacedock has terrible taste.
      Most of the people who make fun of the Oberth I have asked said that it looks better than the Yager.

    • @Etherus69
      @Etherus69 3 роки тому +4

      @@valor1omega 🧢

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 3 роки тому +4

      @@valor1omega
      I personally like the Yeager-class myself, although I will agree that it doesn't really fit in with Starfleet aesthetics - I feel like it was designed and built as a cheap filler ship that can be quickly produced using surplus parts from other vessels in order to bolster fleets. As for the Oberth, it's... serviceable - it's the pylons and lower section of that ship that ruins it, if it was just the saucer and rear hull section it would honestly look pretty nice.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +3

      @@VestedUTuber
      I agree on every part including what you said about the Oberth.

  • @KuDastardly
    @KuDastardly 3 роки тому +10

    USS Pegasus was also an Oberth ship, look what happened to it. Meanwhile...
    USS California: _"Dodged a bullet"_

  • @JB-ym4up
    @JB-ym4up 3 роки тому +11

    The one ball per ship design philosophy was the sign of weakness the Klingons needed to start the 4 years war.

  • @josephamendolea3431
    @josephamendolea3431 3 роки тому +14

    The Freedom-class USS Firebrand is like a 24th-century remake of the 23rd-century Saladin-class destroyer

    • @christovog
      @christovog Місяць тому

      Yeah but weirdly uglier.

  • @kephryccephryc863
    @kephryccephryc863 3 роки тому +36

    the first ship looks to me like some federation kningon hybrid ship ;D

  • @andrewtaylor940
    @andrewtaylor940 3 роки тому +8

    Regarding the Oberth class. Everyone gets it wrong. The large canoe underneath it is not the Engineering Hull. The Oberth Class is really just the upper half of what we see. It’s a general Utility ship. The Canoe thing is the mission pod that the Grissom was carrying. A Planetary Survey Sensor platform. Think of it as the Big Saucer on top of an AWACS plane. While it did have decks and spaces, and could be accessed via the pylons. It wasn’t routinely crewed except for service and maintenance. The Warp Core and Engineering spaces were in the back half of the square section behind the saucer. Much like they were in the Reliant.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому

      It always reminded me of more crammed bulky and small Miranda inspired craft with the warp neccels up top.

    • @DrewLSsix
      @DrewLSsix 3 роки тому +3

      @@valor1omega my going theory is the Oberth is actually a very old design, even by the time its first seen in in the films.
      The (rough) guidelines for ship registry numbers is something like the development number of the class + the construction sequence of the individual ship.
      Ie the TOS enterprise was of the 17th design and the second of her class. 1701, the 01 being the second ship as the first ship would have been 1700. Likely the USS Constitution NX/NCC-1700
      Then theres the Reliant, NCC-1864 Suggests the design was next in line after the Constitution and the Reliant was the 65th ship of its type.
      The Grissom was NCC-638, I would accept that ships of different general types wouldn't fall into the same exact numbering scheme, like smaller ships get their own sequence of registrations while the larger cruisers get another, but a 3 digit registry still suggests an older design, especially when you might expect smaller tender type ships to out number the frontier fleet.
      Either way I would expect the Oberth class to date to sometime relatively soon after the founding of the Federation and be a roughly century old design by the time we see the first one on screen.

    • @andrewtaylor940
      @andrewtaylor940 3 роки тому +1

      @@valor1omega The Warp Nacelles on top and the very flush bottom lend very much to the theory that the core Oberth is basically an interplanetary equivalent of an ocean going tug, or barge hauler. With a somewhat broader mission profile. Probably a very old design but one produced for a very long time. With incremental upgrades and refits. The sort of ship that would be used for thousands of internal Federation missions. Rigged for science when needed. Hauling large items when needed etc. and never ever intended for combat.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому

      @@andrewtaylor940
      I agree, she was never built for combat but for things like scientific missions.
      Now that you mention it she can easily be a cargo hauler as well.
      Yeah I also agree she looks like a very old design.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому

      @@DrewLSsix
      I learned something new.
      neat :)

  • @adamnelson4428
    @adamnelson4428 3 роки тому +9

    The firebrand isn’t ugly, it’s practical, one saucer, one nacelle, a phase cannon and torpedo launcher the ship should be easy to build and repair like pontoon torpedo boats during ww2

    • @titan-1802
      @titan-1802 Рік тому +1

      its pretty much a Cursed Starship design

    • @randybaumery5090
      @randybaumery5090 11 місяців тому +2

      Neck is too long.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 3 місяці тому

      *ONE* warp nacelle. wtf?? How is that practical? If it gets messed up you’re f///ed, and it looks cursed because all the other ships have 2 or more nacelles.

  • @mattlewandowski73
    @mattlewandowski73 3 роки тому +4

    Firebrand was just an "aesthetic update" to the TOS scout class vessels... a design back when the number of nacelles correlated with how big and powerful the ship was. by comparison a cruiser like the enterprise had 2 and a dreadnought had 3... At least based on the TOS technical manual.

  • @mynkir-sol2150
    @mynkir-sol2150 3 роки тому +11

    This one barely earns its 'Like' as the Freedom, Daedalus, Oberth & Crossfield-class ships are ones that i like.
    In retaliation, your dreams shall be haunted by a Battle Fleet, comprised of 600 Curry-type Missile Cruisers, 600 Curry-type LSTs/Tank Carriers (Space Tanks are basically Runabouts with heavy armor & Bigger Fucking Guns), 500 Yeager-type Assault Frigates, a few hundred of each of the other ships on this list, and a couple hundred ugly ships not on this list...

  • @illidin23
    @illidin23 3 роки тому +22

    and not to be confused with Kitt bashing "Smells like Hasselhoff"

    • @McSkumm
      @McSkumm 3 роки тому +2

      Somebody's been hitting the Junkball.

    • @illidin23
      @illidin23 3 роки тому +2

      @@McSkumm yup I like his humor way too much I feel like have to quote him when someone mentions kit bashing

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 3 роки тому

      Surprise twist. Michael is actually grown up Cory from Boy Meets World and they programed his car to sound like Mr. Feeny to annoy him.

  • @jameslewis2635
    @jameslewis2635 3 роки тому +18

    Ben, while you go around launching torpedo's into Nissan Cubes, please remember to save a few rounds for the likes of the Fiat Multipla. Possibly the most ugly vehicles I have had the misfortune to see.

    • @MCEvans66
      @MCEvans66 3 роки тому +1

      Have you seen the old Pontiac Aztec? A black hole wold reject it.

    • @Tomcat115
      @Tomcat115 3 роки тому +1

      If you think the Fiat Multipla was ugly, don’t lookup the monstrosity known as the Nissan Murano Crosscabriolet. It would make you want to unload all of the quantum torpedoes at it.

    • @bartscanland9415
      @bartscanland9415 3 роки тому +1

      @@MCEvans66 the Aztek is somewhat attractive compared to the other vehicles listed in this thread. Ahead of its time if you will. Sadly, vehicle design has been dead since the mid '90s.

  • @Scioneer
    @Scioneer 3 роки тому +34

    The Oberth has a bit of charm at least, and for the Firebrand, If the neck was shorter it wouldn't look all that bad.

    • @h2overthinker
      @h2overthinker 3 роки тому +4

      I actually like Firebrand, I think it's an cool design

  • @goughrmp
    @goughrmp 3 роки тому +21

    That’s a stew not a curry

    • @not2tired
      @not2tired 3 роки тому

      The ship or the dish? Erm, both, right?

  • @andyhart358
    @andyhart358 3 роки тому +7

    From FASA's RPG Federation Ship Recognition Files (released back in the 80' I believe), you have the Nelson Class Scout (TOS era), and the Durret Class cruiser (post STAR TREK The Movie era), both with single nacelles slung underneath. These would have been the precoursers of the 'Firebrand'.

  • @mister-v-3086
    @mister-v-3086 3 роки тому +2

    For what its worth: It seems the FIREBRAND design is/was based on art from the original Star Trek Technical Manual, where a page was dedicated to all Starfleet ships of the time (TOS). The Saucer/pylon/single warp engine was labeled as a Destroyer

  • @davidalangay1186
    @davidalangay1186 3 роки тому +6

    I actually liked the Oberth design. Yes, the lack of a forward next threw me at first, but it grew on me. It had a very sleek oval shape to it.

  • @gundamwarrior
    @gundamwarrior 3 роки тому +13

    The Discovery looks like a paper airplane with two straws and a paper plate attached to it. Thats what its design is.

    • @Bakuryu0083
      @Bakuryu0083 3 роки тому +2

      Looks like they tried to make the star trek pizza cutter into an actual ship.

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 3 роки тому +1

      The U.S.S. Discovery., AKA U,S.S. pizza Cutter.

    • @willyorgy4677
      @willyorgy4677 3 роки тому +1

      Paper plates and straws are too advanced for the people in charge of “Star trek” now

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 3 роки тому +1

      The original design that the hacks at CBS copied was a concept for a late 1970s star trek project designed by Ralph Macquarie, the guy who did the early design work for Star Wars. Thats why it looks like they slapped a saucer section on an imperial Star Destroyer.

    • @jimskywaker4345
      @jimskywaker4345 3 роки тому +1

      @@kdrapertrucker and the concept was rejected for a reason

  • @colinmoore7460
    @colinmoore7460 3 роки тому +3

    Any Starfleet ship with a single warp nacell would give Rodenberry a fit (as in to be tied) Warp Nacelle should be in pairs (2, 4, 6, etc) for a symmetrical warp field!

  • @kenharrison4413
    @kenharrison4413 3 роки тому +79

    The discovery ship looks like a pizza cutter.

    • @roberthundley6
      @roberthundley6 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah for real

    • @brandonbacordo1774
      @brandonbacordo1774 3 роки тому

      stop with the discovery insult

    • @kenharrison4413
      @kenharrison4413 3 роки тому +10

      @@brandonbacordo1774 The look of the ship is the least that is wrong with that giant turd discovery, every trek fan should pretend it does not exist.

    • @brandonbacordo1774
      @brandonbacordo1774 3 роки тому +1

      @@kenharrison4413 ok boomer

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +6

      @@brandonbacordo1774
      Man that has to be the weakest insault I have ever seen.
      Feel free to call me a boomer, I would be a young boomer then as I was not born during the era that "boomer" would be a part of.

  • @geekinreviews
    @geekinreviews 3 роки тому +6

    I’ve still got my trek technical manual from about 25 years ago

    • @its6696
      @its6696 3 роки тому +1

      Still have mine from 1979 :-)

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +1

      @@its6696
      Mine is the first edition, got it from my older brother before he left home.

    • @its6696
      @its6696 3 роки тому +2

      @@valor1omega Did you spend hours going over it like I did? I thought it was the coolest thing ever because Star Wars didn't have one :-) Have to admit,it's a little the worse for wear but I'll keep it till I die.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +2

      @@its6696 yeah I did, I pull it off the shelf every day at least once.

  • @srvfan454
    @srvfan454 3 роки тому +6

    I think the Oberth class ships are beautiful in a quirky way. I also love the Daedalus class.

  • @thomasjenkins5727
    @thomasjenkins5727 2 роки тому +3

    When designing your own interstellar navy, I recommend designing an entire navy. That will save you the need to kit-bash later on. Every kit-bashed ship, without exception, belongs on the "Just... Why?" list.

  • @tomf3150
    @tomf3150 3 роки тому +13

    Look at Kilrathi ships in the Wing Commander games. And Enterprise D was ugly af. That overinflated saucer, yuk !

    • @Ryarios
      @Ryarios 3 роки тому +1

      The D was ugly IMO.

    • @toumbryth7862
      @toumbryth7862 3 роки тому

      The C and E were way better looking.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +1

      The D&E are indeed very ugly.
      The saucer section should have been reduced in size by what 25% - 50%?
      Would have looked better.

  • @andrewbutton2039
    @andrewbutton2039 3 роки тому +12

    I kinda like the original discovery design, though I do think the nacelles are a bit far forward and it could do with a nicer paintjob.

  • @bradleypotts9865
    @bradleypotts9865 3 роки тому +9

    How about the USS Zheng He and all her sister ships at the end of Star Trek Picard. There were some ugly starships.

    • @nunya3163
      @nunya3163 3 роки тому +2

      Picard is not star trek.

    • @sardonicspartan9343
      @sardonicspartan9343 3 роки тому +3

      @@nunya3163 nether is STD and they included that trash ship Discovery.

    • @nunya3163
      @nunya3163 3 роки тому +1

      @@sardonicspartan9343 true story.

    • @nolanturner5607
      @nolanturner5607 3 роки тому +1

      @@nunya3163 It's full title is Star Trek Picard. So, yes it is.

    • @nunya3163
      @nunya3163 3 роки тому

      @@nolanturner5607 Sticking a brand label onto a cheap knock-off product, does not make it the name brand product. Picard does not hold up the any of the tenants established by Roddenberry, and is nothing more than a cheap and inferior knock-off that bears little to no resemblance to the actual product.

  • @AlexSDU
    @AlexSDU 3 роки тому +4

    8:59 Excelsior's ribbed neck make it look like it can extend longer, if pull, like those ribbed washing machine's hose

  • @DocWolph
    @DocWolph 3 роки тому +2

    The Firebrand/Freedom-class is a successor to the Saladon-class and those were meant specifically to be quickly produced and deployed in the event of war. It is not so much ugly as incredibly basic.

  • @SMunro
    @SMunro 2 роки тому +1

    I thought it would be interesting if the discovery was a warship designed to deploy the saucer as a medical facility while the rest pretended to have a klingon battle cruiser silhouette.

  • @chrisjohnston4445
    @chrisjohnston4445 3 роки тому +6

    "Yaegar"? Wow, you really butchered the spelling of "Yeager"!

  • @DarthAzabrush
    @DarthAzabrush 3 роки тому +5

    The Daedalus is actually my favourite. Mostly because its working lifespan was well over 150 years.

  • @bensakschek615
    @bensakschek615 3 роки тому +1

    You know what I call the Starship Discovery? The Pizza Cutter, because the way it's saucer section spins around reminds me of a Star Trek pizza cutter.

  • @warlordmacilvernock1979
    @warlordmacilvernock1979 3 роки тому +2

    The Firebrand appears to be the Next Gen universe version of the Federation Destroyer class of ships. The Destroyer/Scout series with a single warp nacelle were developed in the Star Trek Technical Manual published by Franz Joseph Designs with approval from Gene Roddenberry.

  • @naomy1701
    @naomy1701 3 роки тому +3

    i get most of the entries, but the Discovery oO realy...? * *sad noises* *

  • @brandonbacordo1774
    @brandonbacordo1774 3 роки тому +4

    discovery is on the list
    Me: It's the best looking ship seriously?? wtf?

    • @CrocCodes
      @CrocCodes 3 роки тому

      it is the best

    • @k1productions87
      @k1productions87 2 роки тому

      And yet the Universe-class Enterprise-J is not on the list... travesty

  • @chuckoneill2023
    @chuckoneill2023 3 роки тому +1

    Firebrand was based on the "scout class" ships, which were an original series concept. Franz Joseph came up with the idea for his Starfleet Tech Manual book. That book, while authorized by Paramount, wasn't cannon. But, the drawings were cool.

  • @3dartstudio007
    @3dartstudio007 3 роки тому +2

    The Larson class USS Yamato was one of those single nacelle "beauties" you could add if you ever make a top 20 list. The borg can assimilate ships as well as people, and it probably explains the asymmetrical ship in the list. If you do a star wars list definitely put the B wing at the top. WHY have an atmospheric stabilizer wing jutting 40 feet out the bottom of an offset hull in space? Makes no sense. Good list, I totally agree with it!

  • @albusplaustrum06
    @albusplaustrum06 3 роки тому +30

    "How dare you?!?", brilliant.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 3 роки тому

      Irrelevant: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED

    • @AvangionQ
      @AvangionQ 2 роки тому

      When corporations destroy the world and nations fail to prevent that destruction, dooming the next generation to inevitable suffering, "how dare you" is appropriate.
      Brilliant? Unbelievable. 👎

  • @jmfowler9062
    @jmfowler9062 3 роки тому +24

    "the sleek curvaceous design of other ships"
    Looks at TOS
    Eh...okay.

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 3 роки тому +1

      She was beautiful !

    • @KBhattacharya13
      @KBhattacharya13 3 роки тому +2

      Just hating on Disco because it is different

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +1

      @@KBhattacharya13
      Std sucks just like all of the ships found in it.

    • @KBhattacharya13
      @KBhattacharya13 3 роки тому

      @@valor1omega can you give me a well reasoned argument as to why it sucks?

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +1

      @@KBhattacharya13
      Hmm, I'll try but I will be honest I have never done well with putting my thoughts to text at times.
      The ship itself is too advanced
      It makes no sense to go from something so advanced to what we seen on the Enterprise which underwent a refit before Kirk got her.
      They used the movie refit of the Enterprise instead of her TOS look.
      It breaks too many canon events
      For example the Klingons don't get cloaking tech until much later when they worked with the romulans(ENT broke these as well).
      The Klingons look like something you would see in wh40k (aka orks).
      The Discovy has too many weak points in the "saucer Section" that if the enemy targeted those supports then you can kiss those rings goodbye.
      The million shuttles that the discovery shat out.
      The vast roller coaster in the ship.
      Burnham the mary sue.
      They ripped off SW and Ironman.
      The ship itself is ugly over all.
      I am sure someone else can do a better job than myself.
      Come to think of it Anti-trekker (don't let the name fool you he is a Trekkie), Birdoprey5, and Trekyards does a better job.

  • @hikikomicklori9290
    @hikikomicklori9290 3 роки тому +2

    I don't know why but I dig the Firebrand design. I kind of wish they used the ship a little more than all the Miranda class ships they kept throwing into the series.

  • @epsilonlive9448
    @epsilonlive9448 3 роки тому +1

    you forgot about the Centaur Class that was seen in DS9. It was Charlie Reynolds Ship. It was a Excelsior saucer with Nacelles like a NX-01

    • @k1productions87
      @k1productions87 2 роки тому

      The Centaur is not that bad, especially when you spend some time flying around in one in STO

  • @cmallen0999
    @cmallen0999 3 роки тому +19

    The USS Firebrand looks like the TOS USS Saladin

    • @warlordmacilvernock1979
      @warlordmacilvernock1979 3 роки тому +3

      Federation Destroyer/Scout class of ships. You are correct.

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 3 роки тому

      U.S.S. Pizza Cutter.

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +2

      @@johnbockelie3899
      That title belongs to the discovery, nice try though.

  • @ThatShyGuyMatt
    @ThatShyGuyMatt 3 роки тому +12

    The Curry (when shown in space briefly) looks like a giant toilet.

    • @mulgerbill
      @mulgerbill 3 роки тому

      Perfect way to make the Excelsior class even uglier

    • @ThatShyGuyMatt
      @ThatShyGuyMatt 3 роки тому

      @@mulgerbill Could be an improvement. At least calling it crap wouldn't be wrong.

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 3 роки тому

      Where it ends up

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +1

      @@warreng675
      At least they aren't as bad as std ships, lol.

    • @kailimyee7253
      @kailimyee7253 3 роки тому +1

      They certainly could've done a better job of making a Miranda variant of the Excelsior...

  • @bobross4886
    @bobross4886 3 роки тому +1

    The Yeager class is like the coolest fugly ship in Star Trek. I would proudly rock one. It’s got the cobbled together mad max spaceship vibe you don’t see in Star Trek very often.

  • @dieseljester3466
    @dieseljester3466 3 роки тому +1

    USS Cerritos from ST: Lower Decks: "WOOHOO! We didn't make the cut!"

    • @k1productions87
      @k1productions87 2 роки тому

      Meanwhile... where is the Universe-class Enterprise-J?

  • @artembentsionov
    @artembentsionov 3 роки тому +3

    The Pakleds in Lower Decks become a serious foe, at least to California-class ships. The Titan makes short work of them, though, or maybe it was just Riker’s beard

  • @jamesgabbard3666
    @jamesgabbard3666 3 роки тому +41

    I agree with the rest of the list, but I do like the Discovery design.

    • @falconforce8953
      @falconforce8953 3 роки тому +5

      Ikr, I think the discovery is one of my favourite ships

    • @lordsylph414
      @lordsylph414 3 роки тому

      @Mark Grant how original, that joke was stale back in 2017

    • @lordsylph414
      @lordsylph414 3 роки тому

      @Mark Grant I know you’re infected, probably picked it up at one of your nostalgia circlejerks. But we’re not talking about you

    • @alexruddies1718
      @alexruddies1718 3 роки тому

      Play nice kids...

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 3 роки тому +1

      @@lordsylph414 much like discovery, stale in 2017.

  • @marcelthevirginian1656
    @marcelthevirginian1656 Рік тому +2

    You forgot the Enterprise D. That thing just looks stupid with its over sized saucer, bent warp pylons and the weird eye shaped (deflector?) at the front of the hull. As for the Discovery, I think it looks fine. As a fan of '70s sci-fi design, I like the angular style. I hear the show is wretched, but the ship to is one of better and more distinctive variations on the classic Star Trek design.

  • @Ryarios
    @Ryarios 3 роки тому +1

    “Captain, you are ordered to take command of the Firebrand”
    “FU, I quit!”

  • @mdteletom1288
    @mdteletom1288 3 роки тому +6

    I thought the Curry was spelled Curie and named for Marie Curie.

    • @scockery
      @scockery 3 роки тому +1

      I recall it was named after Dan Curry who worked on the show.

  • @HitodamaKyrie
    @HitodamaKyrie 3 роки тому +12

    7:22 Don't let Spacedock hear you included the Yaegar on this list :P

    • @k1productions87
      @k1productions87 2 роки тому

      Especially not when the Universe-class Enterprise-J is missing from this list...

  • @warmachine9846
    @warmachine9846 6 місяців тому +2

    Your list of ugly ships should include everything out of Discovery especially the Klingon orc creatures whole Fleet

  • @dearzoshka
    @dearzoshka 2 роки тому +1

    Is it just me, or do I just enjoy this type of content regardless of the accuracy because it’s just things that are interesting?

  • @emancoy
    @emancoy 3 роки тому +10

    Starship Discovery
    Klingon "it shouldn't be hauling garbage, it should be hauled as garbage!"

    • @therakshasan8547
      @therakshasan8547 3 роки тому +2

      I find that design [the one that shows up in STO ] to be structually sound and functional use of space .

    • @TheCormTube
      @TheCormTube 3 роки тому +1

      When they said that about the Enterprise, said Klingon got a Scotty fist to the face.
      If they said it about this ship, Scotty would have nodded, said "aye" and swigged his whisky.

    • @brandonbacordo1774
      @brandonbacordo1774 3 роки тому

      @@therakshasan8547 thank you!!! not an insult at least

  • @andyb1653
    @andyb1653 3 роки тому +3

    Designing USS Discovery: "Just glue a circle to a triangle and be done with it"

    • @HeffryCuddles
      @HeffryCuddles 3 роки тому +1

      To be fair literally all starfleet designs are the gluing together of a circle, cylinders and other shapes except the Defiant

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 3 роки тому

      @@HeffryCuddles Yes but they usually look decent at the end of the day. Not that one tho

  • @drakeilt5776
    @drakeilt5776 3 роки тому +1

    This may have already been mentioned: the Essex is canon as a version of it was in the original Star Trek Concordance (of which I have a copy): It had a TOS nacelle and a deflector dish that hung from the center section of the saucer.

  • @dr.x4050
    @dr.x4050 2 роки тому +1

    I liked the Daedelus class because there are very few pre-TOS ships that really look pre-TOS era. It should be ugly/boxy/clunky to make the newer ships look sleeker. The NX--01 looks like a repainted TNG ship. The Ares class was also pre-TOS but looks too similar to the Constitution-class and the Constitution was supposed to be a huge step forward and revolutionary.

  • @Tar-Numendil
    @Tar-Numendil 3 роки тому +10

    I absolutely despise the Yeager class.

    • @tedwojtasik8781
      @tedwojtasik8781 3 роки тому

      To be fair, the Yeager class despises you as well

    • @Tar-Numendil
      @Tar-Numendil 3 роки тому

      @@tedwojtasik8781 Is that supposed to make me mad or something? That a fictional inanimate object despises me?

    • @tedwojtasik8781
      @tedwojtasik8781 3 роки тому

      @@Tar-Numendil Well, it was just a joke but you are obviously too thick to understand such a concept. Let me guess...a Trump supporter ;-)

    • @TheAgent0060
      @TheAgent0060 3 роки тому

      @@tedwojtasik8781 I like tge Yeager design. Like another person said give it some of those Starfleet rounded off parts and redesign tge Maquis part a bit and it would be super fire.

  • @Terrible_Pirate
    @Terrible_Pirate 3 роки тому +19

    Personally I really like the sharp, industrial design of the Discovery, it's maybe even one of my favourites. If I think of weird and rather bad looking ships from the Star Trek universe, I would probably pick the Voyager from the main ships of the starfleet.

  • @biggles1852
    @biggles1852 3 роки тому +2

    If you do a "best ships in ST" don't forget the USS Federation dreadnought. The 3rd nacelle rocks. I mean, who doesn't want a 3rd nacelle?

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker 3 роки тому

      Well, Gene Roddenberry for one, nacelles are supposed to work in pairs, so you should have an even number of nacelles, no matter how cool 3 nacelles look.

    • @bartscanland9415
      @bartscanland9415 3 роки тому

      @@kdrapertrucker do you have proof that Roddenberry nullified the odd number concept? FWIW, 3 nacelles can be aligned to create symmetrical warp fields.

  • @khathaway414
    @khathaway414 3 роки тому +2

    What is that thing under the Firebrands warp nacelle?

    • @VunterSlaush1650
      @VunterSlaush1650 3 роки тому +1

      Looks like a small deflector dish or emitter I think.

  • @joshuablackman4801
    @joshuablackman4801 3 роки тому +3

    I disagree with one thing its that the USS. Discovery isn't ugly it's actually one of the most beautiful ships if seen is star trek I dont think we should judge her just because she came from failed modelsnofnher kind . Remember she is the successful design of her predecessors and from what I seen in her series has one of the slickest designs n smooth operations

    • @sardonicspartan9343
      @sardonicspartan9343 3 роки тому +1

      It was rejected for a reason. Its trash.

    • @InvincibleSol
      @InvincibleSol 3 роки тому

      @@sardonicspartan9343 Both of you made such horrible points. Op mischaracterized the argument. The respondent appeals to some kind of authority and doesn't even support his point.

  • @mithonig6553
    @mithonig6553 3 роки тому +8

    Excuse me, what? THE DISCOVERY IS BEAUTIFUL!!!

    • @brandonbacordo1774
      @brandonbacordo1774 3 роки тому +2

      agree 100%

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому +2

      Your kidding me right?

    • @sardonicspartan9343
      @sardonicspartan9343 3 роки тому +2

      Notice how these STD, NPCs use the exact same descriptor. Its almost like the are programmed.

    • @CrocCodes
      @CrocCodes 3 роки тому

      100%

    • @LinariaKofi
      @LinariaKofi 3 роки тому +1

      I love the discovery as well, I feel like I'm the weird one seeing others comment

  • @samwheat1302
    @samwheat1302 3 роки тому +1

    #6 freedom class isn't only ugly but also broke Gene Roddenberry's rule that warp nacelles are to be always in pairs- 2, or 4, never 1 or three.
    Galaxy class, in my opinion is ugly when looking at it from front or side due to its thin bottom of the engineering hull. It look almost flat.

  • @radastir
    @radastir 2 роки тому +1

    According to rumours, after reluctantly putting the U.S.S. Firebrand into commission, Starfleet Command acquired some agony chambers from the mirror universe for their engineers.
    In the mirror universe the U.S.S. Firebrand never got built, because the responsable engineers didn't survive childhood...

  • @smithwriter69
    @smithwriter69 3 роки тому +6

    I would have included the JJ Abrams's Enterprise. It looks like a 10 year old tried to draw the real Enterprise, but got the dimensions all screwed up. Also would have included the crappy 'Romulan' spikey ship commanded by Nero.

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 3 роки тому

      I absolutely loathe the Narada for the behind the scenes reason for why it looks that way. It might've been an ok new alien ship though, but not a Romulan ship.

    • @Noriko_riri
      @Noriko_riri 3 роки тому

      @@darwinxavier3516 could have passed as a tyranid ship tbh

  • @Obsidian_Gargantuan_Leviathan
    @Obsidian_Gargantuan_Leviathan 3 роки тому +3

    1:28 this thing looks like a sort of mutant baby of a star wars star destroyer and a star trek ship. for me this ship is the ugliest
    my favorite ship is the Sovereign Class from ALL ships from all sf series (including star wars and battlestar galactica)

  • @jordanpeterson5140
    @jordanpeterson5140 3 роки тому +1

    You gotta love that they canonized kitbashing though.

  • @BigJeremyBeyer
    @BigJeremyBeyer 3 роки тому

    The Freedom Class looks like the ship a Captain gets assigned to when he pisses off an Admiral.

  • @therakshasan8547
    @therakshasan8547 3 роки тому +4

    2 ships on your list I find Functionally well designed, and 3 ships that were not on your Ugly list like the Excelcsior .

    • @DrForrester87
      @DrForrester87 3 роки тому

      U wot?

    • @lordsylph414
      @lordsylph414 3 роки тому

      @@DrForrester87 excelsior looks like beer bellied Thor, accept it

    • @DrForrester87
      @DrForrester87 3 роки тому

      @@lordsylph414 how dare

    • @lordsylph414
      @lordsylph414 3 роки тому

      @@DrForrester87 I dare because it’s true
      Look at the Excelsior’s profile
      Then look at Endgame!Thor
      Tell me you don’t see the similarity

    • @DrForrester87
      @DrForrester87 3 роки тому

      @@lordsylph414 blasphemy

  • @Xiuhcoatl1971
    @Xiuhcoatl1971 3 роки тому +6

    Dont like Uss Cerritos design All Oberth class permutations as well

    • @ReddwarfIV
      @ReddwarfIV 3 роки тому

      I think the _California_ class is more awkward looking than ugly. And at the very least it had thought put into why it was designed so weirdly.

    • @Xiuhcoatl1971
      @Xiuhcoatl1971 3 роки тому

      @@ReddwarfIV lts Post Nemesis Epoch Starfleet would design better Starship designs

    • @ReddwarfIV
      @ReddwarfIV 3 роки тому

      @@Xiuhcoatl1971 For war, sure. Then again, I think the _Saber_ class is uglier than the _California._

    • @Xiuhcoatl1971
      @Xiuhcoatl1971 3 роки тому

      @@ReddwarfIV of course hate such design as well he he he follow the Guy from Spacedock know such awful design

    • @maciek_k.cichon
      @maciek_k.cichon 3 роки тому +1

      Oberth may be a worthless war canoe, but it's a beautiful, slick and proud worthless war canoe.

  • @devo1977s
    @devo1977s 3 роки тому +1

    Discovery has grown on me. Wait I thought Alan said you died 😂😂

    • @GenerationFilms
      @GenerationFilms  3 роки тому

      Alan says a lot of things...

    • @devo1977s
      @devo1977s 3 роки тому

      @@GenerationFilms 😂😂😂, you guys act like Brothers. Love it keep up the great work

    • @valor1omega
      @valor1omega 3 роки тому

      So it grew on you like a wort or something?

  • @wsward58
    @wsward58 3 роки тому +1

    Don't let this man see Farscape, he'll lose his mind if he sees what color Moya is 😂

  • @patrickradcliffe3837
    @patrickradcliffe3837 3 роки тому +6

    Sorry I think the Excelsior's are a hideous design and the Curry kitbash was a improvement.

  • @Name-ps9fx
    @Name-ps9fx 3 роки тому +5

    The Excelsior...”one of the most beaut... *cough, cough* ?
    Sorry, couldn’t even finish the quote. That ship was a big disappointment for me when I first saw it...and seeing it stumble on its first voyage was icing on the big cake of disappointment.

  • @cowsagainstcapitalism347
    @cowsagainstcapitalism347 Рік тому +1

    I love all the small, undergunned Starfleet ships like the Oberth. In reality, I'd try to be on an unimportant ship.

  • @drewrub7415
    @drewrub7415 3 роки тому +2

    Personally, I think the Yaeger still looks shabla awesome. And by canon, wouldn't the Firebrand NOT be able to fly with one nacelle? I was under the impression (memory archives may be damaged) that all ships needed TWO nacelles to generate a warp field.

    • @NiallHosking
      @NiallHosking 2 роки тому +1

      All Good Things blew the even number "rule" out of the water, although we had seen images of the Saladin class before that on screens.

  • @lordsylph414
    @lordsylph414 3 роки тому +5

    Calls Excelsior one of the most beautiful....
    That beer-bellied freak of nature? For real?

  • @ebikeengineer
    @ebikeengineer 3 роки тому +4

    Excelsior, definitely one of the ugliest. But the single engine 'destroyer type' goes back to TOS, you can find them in the original Tech Manual.

    • @ebikeengineer
      @ebikeengineer 3 роки тому

      @xheralt The secondary hull definitely has that 'pregnant guppy vibe! LOL! But the nacelle struts with a 90 degree bend in them are not only aesthetically bad, engineering wise they screw with my brain.

  • @silverfamily985
    @silverfamily985 3 роки тому +1

    curious, where are those klingon scenes taken from?

  • @shukitheconscious3150
    @shukitheconscious3150 3 роки тому +1

    5:42 I want to be hired to build starship models for some star trek Film or show, and see it destroyed. It would be so satisfying.

  • @gtschapek
    @gtschapek 3 роки тому +5

    I love the shirt.

  • @Danol123
    @Danol123 3 роки тому +1

    Yes. I agree. The Excelsior is the most beautifull ship in Star Trek. Although the Odyssey class do look kinda cool too for a close 2nd.

  • @terencemulvey778
    @terencemulvey778 3 роки тому

    what is the first book from the right in the background?

  • @SR71ABCD
    @SR71ABCD 3 роки тому +3

    Where's is it's deflector dish can't go to warp without a Deflector dish.