Tiny "hand cuffs" already exist in real life, they are called Thumb-Cuffs and are used to further restrain dangerous people and prevent them manipulating thier other restraints. O.o
Other anomalies: “Oh, congratulations!....He looks just like you?” 049: “I think I’ll name him Plague Doctor Junior.” SCP scientists: “What...the...fu-“ Normal people: “Well no dibs Sherlock! It’s an egg! What were you guys expecting, a doctor’s medical bag?!”
Oh no don't tell me 😐😑uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help I just found a dead body oh there you are lily oh god. Why do you have blood on your beak ohh okay let's get you cleaned up
For anyone who doesn’t know, SCP-049-J is not the only -J SCP out there. It is a whole subcategory where the -J stands for Joke. This isn’t meant to be taken seriously regarding the good Plague Doctor. Enjoy the absurdity of it (or don’t) and have a nice day.
Ok, this actually got me laughing. XD To the brilliant person who wrote this comedy and tied in the OG Plague Doc with his goofy joke counterpart: I salute your comedic genius!
Dr Omel: Look, I've been a scientist for a few years. Whatever it is, i think I'll understand 049: I'm pregnant Omel and the whole foundation: There is NOTHING about this i understand
@marielvaldegonzaga8187but scp-049's robes cant come off ( he doesnt even poop,i think ), and scp-035 is a mask ( using its host will make his host the father not 035 himself, also isnt the host decaying? how tf they gonna do that anyway? ) i dont hate this ship, but the child part kinda doesnt make sense
He's one of my favorites, he's polite, interesting, and has a bunch of the most interesting stories he's involved in. ... did- did he just lay an egg!?! I guess the doctor is... actually a bird..? or more like a platypus..?
@SCP99937 my theory is that the plauge doctor is a humman who was dedicated to his work so much, that over time he and his mask were part of eachother thus when he started traveling the world ppl got inspired by his mask and its functions therefore, I THINK he has bird DNA like his son explaining his mask, and human DNA melted into what looks like a plauge doctor siut when the siut is part of his skin so maybe with bird DNA in em he laid an egg-? And I think he dosent have a gender even though he sounds like male??
MTF E-11 Commander: Alright, what's the situation? Site Director: You will all be attempting to recontain 049. Entirety of E-11: Easy enough. Site Director: and by 049, I Mean an offspring of 049, that is, 049 with a top hat and a walking cane. Entirety of E-11: *W H A T*
@Mr. Sunshine has no insurance i guess they would but they would rather not anger the plague it would probably hate the entire foundation if they did that.
I was already a fan of the plague doctor but knowing he can do this has made him incredibly hilarious to think about now and is officially my favorite scp now 😆
@@Crispysyelloweyes Now, all of us gonna listen to that vegan teacher singing about veganism _~eating animals is wrong~_ _~mcdonalds~_ _~hurting animals is wrong~_ _~mcdonalds~_ _~share this soongg~_ _~and remember...~_ *_~TO BE VEGAN FROM NOW ON!!!1!1!!~_*
At least 049-J doesn't have his daddy's death touch. He makes things worse through other methods. Namely beating someone up until that person is unconscious or dead, either way he then say that person is cured. Also he namely escapes by convincing someone to look somewhere else in distraction then runs off. Despite his method of distracting though, he is a terrible liar
Although since there is no record of 049-J reviving someone, I don't think he really cures anyone of the Pestilence since 049 doesn't consider a patient cure until he revives the corpse
Though SCP 049-J is purely a Joke entry, I like to think the reason it isn't able to cure anyone is because it is still a newborn, at least compared to 049, and thus is inexperienced. With time, it could very well be the cure, as 049 says.
Do you think you could show the story where the Doctor tries to help snd comfort the Shy Guy? Its a great story (maybe not long enough for a dedicated video... perhaps a compilation of stories? This could also work for other SCPs, 10 or so minutes of short stories either from their perspective or about them).
@@RandomGuy-jo8ky Well, yeah, and they're good 'diet stories', as I like to call them, but I feel stuff could be is lost if its only done in that format (hypothesis videos (who would win) seem to do okay in the format).
Scp 173 multiply Scp 682 lay eggs Scp 049 give birth Im guessing the shy guy is next- (Edit : the shy guy have decided to go the alternative route of adopting)
049-J: You killed my father!! 049: No…I am your father. 049-J: WHAT?! 049: Um, no. I’m pregnant and you’re the baby! 049-J: WHAT?! 049: No…You’re pregnant and I’m the baby… 049-J: What…
This is the one the weirdest tales so far from this channel. Can't wait to see more. Day 172 of asking the O5 Council to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.
Fun fact: putting the SCP/fiction context aside, something like this happening irl is not that crazy; the process of reproducing without a partner is called "parthogenesis", and it happens in many animal species, even vertebrates like Cnemidophorus neomexicanus, a lizard species that consists on only female individuals. Queen bees also do it when they produce drones.
Technically the mask that 049 wears is only slightly similar to traditional plague doctors but bears a closer resemblance to masks worn during parties like marti grass as a way to scare people. The carnival scares came after the plague so that is my internal logic
Scp-049: "Doctor... I'm pregnant" Dr. Omel: "049 are you okay? Is everything fi-" Scp-049: "And you are the father" Dr. Omel: *"WHAT"* Scp-049: "Lol jk, I'm just messing with you" Dr. Omel: "Oh... Oh thank God, I almost thought that-" Scp-049: "035 is the father" Dr. Omel: *"W H A T"*
Agreed though the plague doctor said he isn't one ,anyways; Doctor Omel should have turned the plague doctor's pre-omelette into an doctor flavoured omelette before it turned into a plague doctor and heck Doctor Omel will be happy after his doctor flavoured omelette which is the plague doctor's pre-omelette that could have been a plague doctor. And read that sentence 10 times getting progressively faster.
I.......I....Ok, so this channel is essentially my only SCP info. Love the videos, love the voice, love the absolute weirdness and jokes, and the fact it uploads so often................but WTF WAS THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I was just in a state of shock as I stared at my screen, a 'wtf' kind-of-shock. Not once did it ever cross my mind I would see the plague doctor lay an egg and care for it like a good mama. In no way is this a negative thing. It's more of a sudden 'Oh....ok.....so...this is a thing now. Ok...cool.' And now i need more about mama plague bird doctor.
-J stands for joke it’s an entire subcategory not meant to be taken seriously and fucking hilarious trust me go read 049-J especially if ya have a slapstick kinda humor they left out a lot in the vid
Okay but why is the line, “He is the cure,” said so tearfully genuinely one of the sweetest things I’ve ever heard? Plaguey Junior is a precious little nightmare. Also according to the Desire Camera, him having fatherly instincts actually makes a lot of sense. In the photograph that’s taken of him, he’s on his knees hugging a little girl. I personally headcanon that this is his daughter who died from the actual Bubonic Plague, but that’s just me
I love how the baby plague doctor is literally just a smaller identical clone of him. Like the same strength, iq, clothing, abilities, posture, etc… but just a foot tall.
035: hey look the milk has run out I'll just go and get the milk SCP Foundation: wait what! 049 can you explain this! 049: well you see...😬 Remember that one time, when the chaos insurgency launched a nuclear bomb and all the scps escaped? SCP Foundation: yes? 049: things had gotten a little too wild... SCP Foundation: the flip-
@049 Da plauge doctor why can't you just put the child up for adoption (Like I did to my grades because I couldn't raise them *also this statement is not original* )
06:39 Oh my Lawd, he IS a bird. He has a nest and all! Now I'm picturing a bunch of plague doctors, all acting like birds, and flying around with long cloaks for wings.
Scp-049: my child is the cure Scp-049-j: TIME TO BEAT MY PATIENT WITH A SHOE No joke scp-049-j actually assaulted a d-class with a shoe saying it is the cure And the d-class only had a sore throat
Everytime I get notified that there's a new SCP EXPLAINED video I get very happy, so I've been very happy recently because you upload videos everyday. I think SCP EXPLAINED IS an SCP itself which causes HAPPINESS 😊
This kind of explains the plague doctor: seems to be a mammal, but has a beak, a deadly touch and lays eggs. SCP 049 is obviously a platypus.
indeed
Cue dr doofenshmirtz
Dear god... It all makes sense
perry the plague doctor
@@gnomececil337 PERRY THE PLAGUE DOCTOR!? XD
I found it hilarious how his child was born knowing how to do back flips and evade security.
Like father like son
LOL FR
Thats Literally just animals
Qsmp lore before foundaton and traition Arc:
@@LinikerZanardi-qv2uuI WAS WAITING FOR THAT REFERENCE.
Kind of funny to think that the scp foundation even prepared miniature handcuffs to specifically detain small people
i wonder if a giant handcuf will do anything besides become more weight/weapon to the 'wearer'.
I was about to say that
@@the-weirdist that's kinda mean and unnecessary reply
Tiny "hand cuffs" already exist in real life, they are called Thumb-Cuffs and are used to further restrain dangerous people and prevent them manipulating thier other restraints. O.o
Several anomalies are either small children or have the appearance of small children, it makes perfect sense
Plague doctor lifting his new child up: “I shall call him, mini me!”
@@twilightss yes
@@twilightss SCP 049-Jr. ? More like scp-049-3 to make sense
The Americans would call him M249
YEA ' MINI ME' IT IS
Her and her name is lily
Other anomalies: “Oh, congratulations!....He looks just like you?”
049: “I think I’ll name him Plague Doctor Junior.”
SCP scientists: “What...the...fu-“
Normal people: “Well no dibs Sherlock! It’s an egg! What were you guys expecting, a doctor’s medical bag?!”
Yes
Mhm
Oh no don't tell me 😐😑uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help I just found a dead body oh there you are lily oh god. Why do you have blood on your beak ohh okay let's get you cleaned up
For anyone who doesn’t know, SCP-049-J is not the only -J SCP out there. It is a whole subcategory where the -J stands for Joke. This isn’t meant to be taken seriously regarding the good Plague Doctor. Enjoy the absurdity of it (or don’t) and have a nice day.
@Scyfinn that's what I thought at first
yes, 173-J is also a pretty good one
Never forget SCP 420-j
Does anyone know what -D stands for?
I thought the J stood for SCP 049 Jr
"This has happened before."
Implying there are *at least* three 049 variants:
1. Plague Doctor
2. Plague Fella
3. Fart Smella
Didnt they say that the last time the egg got broken before it was going to hach
*Dang*
Unless the first egg died before it was born.
@@sapphomapping5084 when you gonna give your son a phone and since when do you have a phone to comment??🙃
@@sapphomapping5084 hello doctor one question why don't you ask 682 who is the horseman of pestilence
Did anyone else expect the newly-hatched plague doctor to start dancing and singing “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal…”
🤣HA!
I DID!
Me😂
Ok, this actually got me laughing. XD To the brilliant person who wrote this comedy and tied in the OG Plague Doc with his goofy joke counterpart: I salute your comedic genius!
I'm with you there this is a goldmine to comedic. 😂😹
An eye opener for scp 049-j origin story
I'm just surprised that the scp 049 was pregnant despite us not knowing if he's male or female or just none binary
@@bertinebourque2099 Eh. In comedy, gender need not take precedence. XD
Lmao crow man finally had it coming 😂😂😂😂😂
049: You wouldn't believe me if i told you
Me: Please, I've probably seen weirder things
049: I'm pregnant
Me: ... Definitely the new number 1
Dr Omel: Look, I've been a scientist for a few years. Whatever it is, i think I'll understand
049: I'm pregnant
Omel and the whole foundation: There is NOTHING about this i understand
LOL TRUE
@@povyourescrollingthroughco3153 LOL TRUE
@MarielVG OMG YES
@marielvaldegonzaga8187but scp-049's robes cant come off ( he doesnt even poop,i think ), and scp-035 is a mask ( using its host will make his host the father not 035 himself, also isnt the host decaying? how tf they gonna do that anyway? ) i dont hate this ship, but the child part kinda doesnt make sense
Better scramble like an egg before you get foiled like an omelet
- scp 049
I enjoy CalebCity's videos as well
Folded*
I feel like this could actually be a rap line
He's one of my favorites, he's polite, interesting, and has a bunch of the most interesting stories he's involved in.
... did- did he just lay an egg!?!
I guess the doctor is... actually a bird..? or more like a platypus..?
A platypus doctor? (SCP-049-J puts on hat) *GASP* PERRY THE PLATYPUS DOCTOR!?! You're a Doctor, Perry the Platypus?
He bird he be come bird it like bird on tree
I am Platypus Perry's friend
maybe the plague doctor is a female so does that means there other 049s?
He took being a bird Stan to a whole new level
I'm surprised at how well the redesign for 049 came along.
Holy crap you guys finally found this channel are e in trouble or can we keep our memories
@@elijah1494 Lol
Same, at first I didn't really like it but it has grown on me
Um yes I realized that can scp-059 a beautiful person kill the immortal lizard reptile
Hi
In my opinion 049-J is the least “Joke” joke SCP. He just seems like a guy who happens to be amusing.
The plague doctor can be only:
A reptile
A bird
A mammal
In scp 6002 the foundation deletes an entire immortal species off the tree of life
Beak, deadly touch, lays eggs... he obviously a platypus.
The cure
You shall never know.
He's a monotreme for sure
You missed out the best part where 049-J kicked the shit out of a researcher while screeching
What?!🤣🤣🤣
🎵To protect my child 🎶
Wait really?:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂 for real I was really hoping that they included it in the video but they didn’t!
He also killed someone with a shoe and called them cured. Like father like soj
1. Plague Doctor lays an egg.
2. Egg hatches.
3. Mini Doctor immediately breaks containment.
Well…shit…
@SCP99937 my theory is that the plauge doctor is a humman who was dedicated to his work so much, that over time he and his mask were part of eachother thus when he started traveling the world ppl got inspired by his mask and its functions therefore, I THINK he has bird DNA like his son explaining his mask, and human DNA melted into what looks like a plauge doctor siut when the siut is part of his skin so maybe with bird DNA in em he laid an egg-? And I think he dosent have a gender even though he sounds like male??
"I didn't know I was pregnant: SCP edition "
MTF E-11 Commander: Alright, what's the situation?
Site Director: You will all be attempting to recontain 049.
Entirety of E-11: Easy enough.
Site Director: and by 049, I Mean an offspring of 049, that is, 049 with a top hat and a walking cane.
Entirety of E-11: *W H A T*
Yes....
I love how in 0:10 he just talks calmly while a kid reloads a gun at him
I really thought they were gonna boil, scramble, fry and eat the child
im dying rn.
It’s made of tissue.
*Tbh, i would let them if i had that case.*
*I don't want anymore copy-cats of me.* >:>
Rip bozo
@Mr. Sunshine has no insurance i guess they would but they would rather not anger the plague it would probably hate the entire foundation if they did that.
I was already a fan of the plague doctor but knowing he can do this has made him incredibly hilarious to think about now and is officially my favorite scp now 😆
This isn’t canon but its funny
Okay, who was the idiot who left Dr Bright alone with 049? Damn it, you should all know what would happen if this happened.
I dont like and terrified what this implys.... but not surprised
I think it was Dr Rights
@@Im_Local maybe cleft
@@GG-lk4xf launch a foundation wide screening for staff that could've done this
@@Im_Local kondraki and clef are suspects
Okay, I get it now. The pestilence is everyone who had eggs for breakfast that morning. So obvious!
fuck the vegan's were righ
@@Crispysyelloweyes Now, all of us gonna listen to that vegan teacher singing about veganism
_~eating animals is wrong~_
_~mcdonalds~_
_~hurting animals is wrong~_
_~mcdonalds~_
_~share this soongg~_
_~and remember...~_
*_~TO BE VEGAN FROM NOW ON!!!1!1!!~_*
@@ytghost8982ah shi- here we go again
HAH
cant wait to be scp-049-2
At least 049-J doesn't have his daddy's death touch. He makes things worse through other methods. Namely beating someone up until that person is unconscious or dead, either way he then say that person is cured. Also he namely escapes by convincing someone to look somewhere else in distraction then runs off. Despite his method of distracting though, he is a terrible liar
At least this video explains why 049-J calls himself the cure.
Although since there is no record of 049-J reviving someone, I don't think he really cures anyone of the Pestilence since 049 doesn't consider a patient cure until he revives the corpse
He.... He actually beats someone to death with a shoe...
Though SCP 049-J is purely a Joke entry, I like to think the reason it isn't able to cure anyone is because it is still a newborn, at least compared to 049, and thus is inexperienced. With time, it could very well be the cure, as 049 says.
He's such a caring father
049: My favorite child
Me: Speaking of children, where are your other kids?
049: *I have no other kids.*
I normally like the plague dr lore for scp, lets just say this one laid an egg.
Almost literally Lmfao HE GOT A BABY
The foundation has no exact cannon, this is in no cannon at all
The fanfic writers are gonna have a field day with this
Do you think you could show the story where the Doctor tries to help snd comfort the Shy Guy? Its a great story (maybe not long enough for a dedicated video... perhaps a compilation of stories? This could also work for other SCPs, 10 or so minutes of short stories either from their perspective or about them).
@@RandomGuy-jo8ky Well, yeah, and they're good 'diet stories', as I like to call them, but I feel stuff could be is lost if its only done in that format (hypothesis videos (who would win) seem to do okay in the format).
How do I find that story? What's its name??
@@rosallis6182 Type in 'There is comfort in not seeing, there is bliss in not knowing'
@@Dragonspirit223 thankkksss :D
YES
Scp 173 multiply
Scp 682 lay eggs
Scp 049 give birth
Im guessing the shy guy is next-
(Edit : the shy guy have decided to go the alternative route of adopting)
And then the old man is next-
I guess this is what you have to deal with for working for the SCP Foundation
@@MissThavel_LanguageTeacher10 old man perhaps meets old woman and stops being resentful
Actually, you were correct, the 096 video came out today as I'm typing this, on the 17/2/2023 (17th of Febuary 2023)
@@aiko6431yep shy guy junior
The shy guy does have a baby! His baby makes everyone around him act like dad!
It’s horrifying
I...
Okay, he can lay eggs...
Nothing odd there...
Yep...
This is Normal...
Yep nothing abnormal to see here
Yes, nothing to see...
Makes sense with his bird mask.
Well we do have like a chiken-humanoids that barf eggs whatever they feel like it so this should be pretty normal
too many dots...
5:49 Can you think of the incredible confusion and the terror in their faces?
049-J: You killed my father!!
049: No…I am your father.
049-J: WHAT?!
049: Um, no. I’m pregnant and you’re the baby!
049-J: WHAT?!
049: No…You’re pregnant and I’m the baby…
049-J: What…
This is the one the weirdest tales so far from this channel. Can't wait to see more.
Day 172 of asking the O5 Council to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.
What do you get when you attempt to turn SCP-49 to an omlet? You get a rotten egg.
I love how calmly 049 says, “I’m pregnant”
For a second there, I thought this was about a bird themed SCP
LOL
Well
yes and no
Kind of but nope
Technically?
Well yes but actually no
11:30 the way he back fliped out of the gaurds hands caught me off gaurd 😂
SCP Foundation : What the f ?
Hunter : What the f ?
Viewer : What the f ?
No, seriously, what the f am I just witness?
What the f?
Egg laying that is for sure.
What the f?
That's literally what I said when he said "I'm pregnant" I'm like the fu-
@@al1ffy SAME LOL I CANT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY-
i like 049 he only kills if he sees you as infected and he acts pretty friendly if he sees you as uninfected
He sees everyone as infected...
@@oh3681 no
@@oh3681 no he doesnt
Only extroverts are infected for them being outside so long (just a joke )
He changes his mind very suddenly on it even with a long working relationship/friendship
i just love how this is narrated from the perspective of a site director or Research/containment head. "including my headace" is my favorite line
Fun fact: putting the SCP/fiction context aside, something like this happening irl is not that crazy; the process of reproducing without a partner is called "parthogenesis", and it happens in many animal species, even vertebrates like Cnemidophorus neomexicanus, a lizard species that consists on only female individuals.
Queen bees also do it when they produce drones.
Ey like in Jurassic park
What came first, SCP 049 or actual plague doctors...
049
Technically the mask that 049 wears is only slightly similar to traditional plague doctors but bears a closer resemblance to masks worn during parties like marti grass as a way to scare people. The carnival scares came after the plague so that is my internal logic
Whatever I am just some random internet person
Both came at the same time
The pestilence.
I love that a small 049-j broke containment like only a few seconds after it left the egg
“Doctor I am pregnant” 5:31 049 says with a heavy accent and a somewhat deep male voice 😂
Scp-049: "Doctor... I'm pregnant"
Dr. Omel: "049 are you okay? Is everything fi-"
Scp-049: "And you are the father"
Dr. Omel: *"WHAT"*
Scp-049: "Lol jk, I'm just messing with you"
Dr. Omel: "Oh... Oh thank God, I almost thought that-"
Scp-049: "035 is the father"
Dr. Omel: *"W H A T"*
🤣
🤣
That one contaiment breach where they meet went wild lol
Oh I get it
😂😂
“Jingle Bells, GOC smells,
049 Laid as egg.
682 and 106 are taunting 096,
Hey.”
Scp 049: "IM NOT A BIRD"
foundation staff: "haha funi bird guy lol"
I thought we were going to cook eggs in the SCP foundation dining room
LMAO
With SCP-5031 I presume?
Looks more like an action figure than an infant.
I had never been so traumatized while watching this....
oh so the drain worms and the beautiful babies and the pan dimensional torture
demons are all well and good, but you draw the line at m-preg? 😂
how to laugh, puke, and question the sanity of yourself and others at the same time
"H-he is the cure" Made me laugh so hard
Ok I forgot to pay attention & zoned out for a bit so you can imagine my confusion when 049 said “I am pregnant” lmfao
"Defiling and repurposing a persons corpse"
So many ways to interpret
@Sunshine Flower Er... I don't want to know what he does to the corpses
049 really was a bird after all xd, guess we'll give him the nickname bird doc it fits him lol.
Agreed though the plague doctor said he isn't one ,anyways; Doctor Omel should have turned the plague doctor's pre-omelette into an doctor flavoured omelette before it turned into a plague doctor and heck Doctor Omel will be happy after his doctor flavoured omelette which is the plague doctor's pre-omelette that could have been a plague doctor.
And read that sentence 10 times getting progressively faster.
@@Crispysyelloweyes just because he said he isn't a bird doesn't mean it's true
@@despet4558 well yes and that thing can apply for other birds but in some cases no, still, point you made still stands
Emo bird /j
Anyone else think that the plague doctor’s mini me is the most adorable thing in containment?
What about 999?
@ Roki AMA exactly
wow, this is a green-lit SCP story, just wow.
Anyone can make an SCP article and this is a joke entry
I mean. It's one of the ogs and one of the most popular.
I.......I....Ok, so this channel is essentially my only SCP info. Love the videos, love the voice, love the absolute weirdness and jokes, and the fact it uploads so often................but WTF WAS THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I was just in a state of shock as I stared at my screen, a 'wtf' kind-of-shock. Not once did it ever cross my mind I would see the plague doctor lay an egg and care for it like a good mama. In no way is this a negative thing. It's more of a sudden 'Oh....ok.....so...this is a thing now. Ok...cool.' And now i need more about mama plague bird doctor.
-J stands for joke it’s an entire subcategory not meant to be taken seriously and fucking hilarious trust me go read 049-J especially if ya have a slapstick kinda humor they left out a lot in the vid
a feeling of " and I thought it couldn't get weirder
"doctor.....Im pregnant"
"and its your egg"
Boil, Scramble and Fry. The perfect way to make different types of eggs! Thanks so much SCP Explained team!
I love SCP-049, mainly because of how wholesome they are :]
If you want a good tale about them, read “the hanged king’s comedy”
I thought the video's title was about eggs, not about the state my brain would be left in after witnessing this insanity xP
Why's everyone supprised it's a baby plagedoctor?
Well, the hat's a bit surprising...
The little guy is hilarious...
A mini 049, how cute 🥰
Okay but why is the line, “He is the cure,” said so tearfully genuinely one of the sweetest things I’ve ever heard? Plaguey Junior is a precious little nightmare.
Also according to the Desire Camera, him having fatherly instincts actually makes a lot of sense. In the photograph that’s taken of him, he’s on his knees hugging a little girl. I personally headcanon that this is his daughter who died from the actual Bubonic Plague, but that’s just me
I was going to make a joke saying the twist is this is how 049-J came to be, but I see I was already beaten to the punchline.
I love how the baby plague doctor is literally just a smaller identical clone of him. Like the same strength, iq, clothing, abilities, posture, etc… but just a foot tall.
049: *You won't believe me*
Me: nonono I have seen and heard weirded things doc.
049: *I'm pregnant*
Me: **Passes out**
My friend: 👀👀👀
Didn't expect SCP to have a mpreg egg-laying Plague Doctor
I’m rolling in my tears- he just gave birth to an exact replica of himself but was just tiny-
049: Doctor... Im pregnant
So he is both female and male, that was unexpected
@SkyAnon given that scp's exist, mpreg probably isn't that far off
Some species of frog change sex, so...
Scp-049 is a frog
Hold up, is this your first -J video? Hope that means there's more on the way, they're a great series and a nice reprieve from the typical SCP fare XD
So hold on a moment... IF THE PLAGUE DOCTORS OUTFIT IS HIS BODY...
Is the plague doctor then always naked???
Does… does he have like an a hole? Where did the egg come out of??? So many questions
Hmm
Good point
Yeah
SCP-049: gets breakfast and expects toast as always* Wait...WHY DID YOU GIVE ME BIRD SEEDS?!
Guard: Well, you are a bird, right?
049: You are the father 035
035: ok ima go buy milk now *disappears*
"049, did you lay this egg?!"
035: hey look the milk has run out I'll just go and get the milk
SCP Foundation: wait what! 049 can you explain this!
049: well you see...😬
Remember that one time, when the chaos insurgency launched a nuclear bomb and all the scps escaped?
SCP Foundation: yes?
049: things had gotten a little too wild...
SCP Foundation: the flip-
BAHAHAHAHA
@049 Da plauge doctor why can't you just put the child up for adoption
(Like I did to my grades because I couldn't raise them *also this statement is not original* )
@049 Da plauge doctor how did this [REDACTED] even happen in the first place...
I dont get it :((
When you realize the real father is dr hamm….
SCP-049 has now upgraded his status from Husbando to DILF
I ain’t never paused a video so fast ever in my life.
why?
1:51 I love how he gave 049-2 a lolipop-
This one should have been saved for April 1st.
Gods, I've not giggled this much in ages!
If robes are part of his body, does it mean he was naked all along?
The real question is.. if he was a child would it be illegal to record him?
Oh-
No I'm not but I am beat up
049: "I shall call him, Mini-Me."
049 makes egg in decades,
The foundation in like 9 decades: *Full of 049 around the facility*
The Mexican/Hispanic male voice saying “doctor…I am pregnant….”’is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week
I love that he said "He seems to make everything worse, my headache included" LOL
06:39 Oh my Lawd, he IS a bird. He has a nest and all!
Now I'm picturing a bunch of plague doctors, all acting like birds, and flying around with long cloaks for wings.
This confirms that the Plague Doctor is breedable, but is he also submissive? 🤔
I hope
Probably
depends on who he was with
Cursed
i hope the foundation uses the anesthetic drugs on me so i can forget i read this sentence
Kinda weird for a father to lay eggs, but ill give it to 049 that he's a great father/mother..?.
Male seahorses are the ones to give birth
@@woodfield1411 okay.. :c
When you described the plague doctor as "tall" he became attractive to all of the friends I'm watching this with
Y’all nasty
Is it bad that the only i was thinking was I heard of weirder things.
Scp-049: my child is the cure
Scp-049-j: TIME TO BEAT MY PATIENT WITH A SHOE
No joke scp-049-j actually assaulted a d-class with a shoe saying it is the cure
And the d-class only had a sore throat
I mean you can't a sore throat if you don' have one🤔
@@backwardjelly2923 but still that resulted in the D-class’s death
@@Livi-chan435-xq6vy well yea but they don't have a sore throat anymore😬
@@backwardjelly2923 YEAH BECAUSE WHEN YOUR DEAD YOU CAN’T FEEL PAIN BECAUSE YOUR SOUL LEFT YOUR BODY
“Uh mom why is there a bird in my scrambled eggs?”
I wouldn't mind seeing the Plague Doctor actually try to be a parent.
All Resercher: Okay but who is the Father *all looking to Dr. Bright* Bright: Oh Come on i am Crazy but not insane
Everytime I get notified that there's a new SCP EXPLAINED video I get very happy, so I've been very happy recently because you upload videos everyday. I think SCP EXPLAINED IS an SCP itself which causes HAPPINESS 😊
049 seems cool when not thinking someone has pestilence. If he didn't think I had the disease, we could be friends 😁
0:42 so technically.... GOOD LORD, HE'S NAKED!!!!
"...049's outfit are all a part of his physical body. In other words..."
Hes naked =P
Good point 😂