The worst people at a restaurant
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- Опубліковано 26 тра 2021
- Every server's worst nightmare. (Brought to you by BLUblox, get 15% off at blublox.com/brent)
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This is how I imagine "demi el vato" acting in public.
That gave me a genuine loud chuckle. Scared my cat, thanks though... For real funny
OMG!! so funny!
"Demi El vato" 😂
For sure that's how they / that / them / there behaves in publiC.
I think Ellen Page has her beat. Oh sorry, they/he. However that works. 🤷♂️
@@nathanwilliams4005 you mean "Idiot Page"
Whenever I hear Pella laugh all I hear is Gavin Newsome now.... HAAAA!
I hear Newsome as well. I’m just so happy AOC took up acting.
Same here!! We could use another video about Gavin!!
Dude yes
Me too!! I love Brent as much as I don’t love Gov Grouper❤️😆👍
Newsome Science, baby!!!! 🤣🤣
I'm surprised you didn't know the waiter is also an actor. He's just working there until he gets his big break.....oh wait - he already got it. He's in a Brent Pella video!
but is it non carbonated gluten free zero calorie water?
That’s not this waiters only job, he also works at an art gallery.
And has an OnlyFans page
He also moonlights as a mechanic on weeknights, and an auditor on weekends.
@Stone G. Barrow and sometimes at night....he likes to dress up as Miley Cyrus and hang around, drunk, on demolition sites, bellowing "Wrecking Ball."
Stuff for next time: people who come in 5 minutes to close and stay for 3 hours while we wait around for them to finish their last sip of wine. People who book reservations and then try to add a bunch of people on and act confused when there isn't space. People who drain their water over and over like its some kind of fucking hydration challenge, people who ignore server recommendations and then complain they didn't like their food, oh man if you need ideas for continuing this theme I got years of them for you my dude lmao
I worked in a restaurant for a long time, and I wish it was legal to serve people like this to other customers hahaha
What do you have against the other customers?
Guests*.
Have you heard of Dick's Last Resort? Omg it's a restaurant I went to once in Chicago like over 20 years ago and the servers are actually allowed and encouraged to be dicks...after working in the service industry, it's insanely awesome. They have the worst attitudes and it's amazing.
@R. P. Yes, omg, it would be SO satisfying
@@chiconapeacefulpath I've never heard of it, but it sounds like fun.
this channel needs to be over a million subscribers already
"Seal, or contemporary Christian rock." 😂
Lol Seal 🤣🤣
Ya something neutral
😂😂😂 Now do "The Worst Retail Customers"
Then these people head back to the hotel I used to work at and it's just all down hill from there
My favorite part was when the waiter gave them the bread and Brent pulled his head down as he tried to make the eye contact. Chefs kiss
Guilty of the: "this is LITERALLY the worst restaurant I have everrrrrrr been to".
Karen
@@jonathanengland6525 no, her name is Megan
@@FrodoMcNuggets same thing
Don't forget the inevitable person that says "I'm a vegan/ vegetarian" a thousand times
Omg literally!!
and the "everything needs to be gluten free" person... 😑
Lol that’s me 🤭
@@thatgirl3960 Oh no, not celiac disease, all 0.0005 of the US population that has it.
"Can I get the chicken nachos but without the chicken? I'm vegan, so I don't eat meat."
-- cool backstory.. I'll make sure everyone is aware of your dietary choices so you can feel special
That's what it's like going to dinner with my mom and her husband, both extremely liberal and extremely crappy people... They say all the correct woke words, and then treat everyone around them like crap...
@@nataliaavdonina2110 Yes, I don't hide my personal beliefs.
@@nataliaavdonina2110 At 48 I think I'm beyond the growing out of it phase. :-)
@@nataliaavdonina2110 Nope in their 70's but they are all in on the woke liberal BS.
Typical.
I feel like you need a beer or five. That suuuucks
The last time I went to a restaurant it had an extensive website menu which was impossible for me to read. I guess people who cannot read tiny pages of phone print shouldn't eat out. The food server cannot handle a menu but they can touch plates, silverware, money, receipts, and glasses.
Yes! I would like a menu I can hold please! I hope places don’t keep doing that 😝
The way they said "thank you" gave me some serious flashbacks.
Thank you!
Thank YEEEeeww!
If they use "please" and "thank you" before and after every condescending insult, that means they were being polite. Lol
@@CrankyBarista its not what they say it's how they it.
@@lavin214 I think you missed the "condescending insult" part in my comment...
I have thought about it, I will take you back, Brent. Your begging and pleading has made me realize you are my one true love.
Faulty Towers
Customer: "Are these vegetables fresh?"
Basil (John Cleese): "Well they were fresh when they were frozen."
Online menus suck and I always thank my server. I had no idea I was one of the worst 😳
This sounds like your entire family at any meal.
Our not your but if it fits 😆
that's EVERY customer in austin
Always send the please take me back letter. 60% of the time, it works every time.
I'm getting hints of Anchorman.....😉
The outtakes are the best part LOL
I love the beginning when Brent says, "She's COLD." 😂🤣😭
I love these two together, they are both right on point and hilarious.
"cut your hair"😂😂😂😂💀
I held it in then the free bread response 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those outtakes at the end are epic! You should do them on every video, and maybe even make a compilation video of them!
They both looked at each other like crack addicts when they saw that free bread tho.
*EPIC!*
It just keeps getting better!
Now l can *ADD* to the crap l spew out at the waiter! I need to step up my game! _Thanks!_
love you guys man....Such a great thing to keep the laughs coming. Thanks!!!
This was a work of art. Keep it coming.
I'm dying! That ending was perfect.
Love you two in videos!!! The faces you make are the best!!! Yes have heard people like this.
Steak made out of carrots lmmfao.
I do believe I would prefer carrots made out of steak. 😁
The movie "Waiting" is far too accurate.
So is Slammin Salmon!
*Special note to the out-of-state mob currently moving into Los Angeles. Brace yourselves this will be your new normal. Multiply the cost & condescension of your last dinner by 5 and welcome!
There are seriously mobs of people going to Los Angeles Angeles purpose?
Dude. Fucking no one wants to move to Los Angeles.
@June Shocking but true. My guess is after a frighting year out-of-towners want to sow their oats & head west. Undocumented cartel$ are running across our border waving the finger at border patrol also. Real estate agents talk about our insane real estate. CA isn't normal. Watch Brent's CA beach vid for a good laugh then weep.🤦
@@Mrpanino123 My friend if you think that then you're still self quarantining under a soft rock someplace because "every" popular main street between LAX and the nearest large city as an example, is piled/overrun/unbelievably unsightly/stank with tents, cardboard and metal makeshifts and unimaginable refuse. Dude you and I both see underpasses, overpasses that are covered with furniture, tarps & brand new out-of-country cartel graffiti. State officials love it because they secure their voter base forEVA by plying those state benefits spongers with free everything. I didn't vote for him! .
@@coro599 I've often wondered where all the homeless come from. Are you saying they are foreigners? Illegal immigrants?
How about a skit on people with crazy long Starbucks orders
I would bring them a Linkin Park album and some razer blades.
My better half is just like this in a very happy positive way. I love her spontaneity.
And yes she has these customers
You're my favorite comedian, you make me laugh 😂 keep the work
This reminds me of how people in Portland would act at restaurants, when they used to have a hip and cool foodie scene.
“Maybe take it home for yourself-oooo” 🤣
You guys are great 😊. Thanks again for the langhs.
"Now I have to drink it all".
Volunteered at our public library. When they gave away FREE books the children acted JUST like this. ...after they rushed to the table in a horde an mashed me against the wall. _"My mother said I should ask to exchange this for something better."_
This is what happens when you spoil your children.
Even after I graduated college, I chose to remain a tipped employee, (if you can do full time it averages about 40k) but occasionally, these customers make me want to go back to law school 😂😂 fortunately they are actually quite rare!
My mind mentally checked out at 1:47. I’d have promptly walked away
I like this theme! Make more vids like this!
This is really funny!! 😂😂😂
The definition of “Karen’s” at a restaurant
Those are legit "thank yous"
When the soul is missing!
So, do they like free bread or?
Lol I think I got it. Its probably because it has gluten in it?
What?! That was chaotic and rad
Actually, Hubby and I always get the servers who are rude and ignore you the whole time you're there UNTIL the server brings you the check. Then, when it's time to pay and tip them, they're sweet at pie! We just laugh at it now.
Why I've never waited tables.....
this is so true and relatable, I hate being around these kids of people
When she yells out, "Could you turn the music to something like Seal? - Or at least contemporary christian rock?!" in the snarkiest, most sardonic way possible... 💀💀💀
Spot on
Have you ever been to a restaurant , especially a breakfast place where the water glasses smell like raw eggs or wet dog? It's because they wash the glasses along with all the other dishes and they only way to stop it is to wash them separately and use diluted white vinegar to clean them. I notice things like this because I have a acute olfactory sense (sense of smell) so I am often smelling things others don't smell at all.
I like the waiter, owner, manager
This is so accurate it was almost stresful wathcing lol
Free bread and carrot steak for me please, thank you, thanks, thank you...
The thank you but.. hilarious
King Fu princess. Love the outtakes.. cut your hair!! Lol
Love you guys! A+++++
Who doesnt WANT a metal straw that says "Kung Fu Princess now." Waittttterrrrrr?! Thennnnnxxx😂
My daughter’s a hands on GM, promoted from server, and yes, she is working on another career.
Actual footage of Gavin Newsome at a restaurant
💖💖💖 so True! Unfortunately there are people like this,
These type of people never tip
You’re doing God’s work
Ha “if it was any lower it would be off”
That hiss. I watched this before and it Still surprised me.
You and your girl together 😂😂😂
Oh no! I feel like I was watching myself in parts of this video🤣🤣🤣 🤭🤭
Whoever wrote this sketch must have waited before. The waiter played it perfectly!
🤣 you are a funny man,love your content
AOC: It smells like cow farts in here.
Free bread?! Lol!
Ouch! I couldn't finish watching this one. I sure hope I don't run into this couple at a restaurant.
Hisssssssss. Too funny
I’m on their side on the digital menus. Loathe entirely!!!
Lol steak made of carrots 🥕
I want my straw to say “kung fu Princess” thank you.
hahahaha! so that waiter made a career change from the art gallery world just to get away from these two. And here we go again...
I once got wood in my chicken.
We need more BROS! DUUUUUUUDE!
😎👌
Omg, I've heard that exact question, you don't only work in a restaurant, so do you?
Digital menus would be really annoying,I admit.
People like this should watch the movie “Waiting”. I’ve worked in restaurants and that movie is right on the money
Hahahahaha! I have to drink all of this now!
1:18 😭😭😭
this was us last weekend. after spending all day with hungover college students, overexcited parents drinking at 11am, wearing masks in the sweltering heat .. we were super grumpy by the time we got to PF Changs .. the server recognized this & quickly brought us alcohol.
[the floor & table WAS sticky, the water DID have specks floating in it]
Artist... Both of you.
Best ever
free bread lololol
Dude idk if you saw my comment on another video but, Holy shit dude! You're gonna be here in Sacramento on September 9th? My bday is 9/11, no joke! Im going for sure, been waiting for you to come up here!! Make sure Bryler comes through bro! #YEET #Broforlife