WORST People at Restaurants

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  • @allilane8924
    @allilane8924 2 роки тому +44513

    "I don't give a shit about your cat"
    Can we appreciate how perfectly she can just deliver and get too the point? It's beautiful.

  • @Officially_FireAnt
    @Officially_FireAnt 2 роки тому +3567

    “But I’m allergic to sea food”
    “Good…”
    Yes sounds like a great response 😌

  • @kweenkitten6207
    @kweenkitten6207 Рік тому +782

    Best way to deal with these people for me is to order an appetizer. This friend is there to socialize with you, not to eat 😂

    • @barrygeistwhite3474
      @barrygeistwhite3474 11 місяців тому +47

      That "friend" word is doing a lot of heavy lifting there...

    • @Kate98755
      @Kate98755 10 місяців тому +16

      And then go in heavy on your appetizer….I don’t socialize, at all….I’m happy 😁😁😁😁👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @fanficYAOIyNOYAOI
      @fanficYAOIyNOYAOI 10 місяців тому +11

      Like an introvert I don't understand that, but it has sense 😂

    • @lidge1994
      @lidge1994 10 місяців тому +24

      In that case, I'll order and the friend will call the waitress over when they're ready, if we're going to dinner I 100% did not eat anything for a while so I can actually enjoy the food.

    • @AnxietyHamstar
      @AnxietyHamstar 10 місяців тому +10

      Hahahahaha it's a place to eat. I go to do both. Be considerate.

  • @brizzleyoh
    @brizzleyoh Рік тому +389

    As a server who works at a restaurant that’s crazy busy and I’m always in the weeds, I will confirm we actually love these people. They give us chances to semi catch up with the hundreds of things we’re multi tasking.

    • @KallieExperiments
      @KallieExperiments 10 місяців тому +13

      Good to know!

    • @threewiseman1
      @threewiseman1 10 місяців тому +17

      I can appreciate that, but at the same time, I the type that takes about 5 seconds to decide what I want (have probably made up my mind while being directed to a table), and I love when I get the chance to order immediately.
      I've had plenty of encounters like this one, where the people I'm with ask the server for more time, and it drives me insane. It's a meal, it isn't rocket science, people!

    • @brizzleyoh
      @brizzleyoh 10 місяців тому +43

      @@threewiseman1 ordering immediately works too. The real worst people are the ones that can’t make up their mind but also make us the servers stand there as they decide. Not asking questions just reading the menu in silence while we stand there awkwardly.

    • @outlandishmuch
      @outlandishmuch 10 місяців тому

      ​@@brizzleyohyes this

    • @LaLaLonna
      @LaLaLonna 9 місяців тому +1

      So true!

  • @ajmccall2423
    @ajmccall2423 Рік тому +2747

    Her: “Yeah so my cat Whiskers-“
    Me: “I ate him.”

    • @abigaleroberts
      @abigaleroberts Рік тому +5

      ​@𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐨 ♡︎ what?

    • @abigaleroberts
      @abigaleroberts Рік тому +6

      @𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐨 ♡︎ I don't understand what you're saying

    • @abigaleroberts
      @abigaleroberts Рік тому +3

      @𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐨 ♡︎ Ohhh okay! Thanks for explaining, hope I didn't come off as rude or anything

    • @Sixx323
      @Sixx323 Рік тому +6

      ​@𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐧𝐳 ♫ It's not that deep. Your over thinking a skit. I've watched everyone of her videos and not a single one even remotely gives that impression and she's right I can't count how many times I've tried to have a conversation with someone or exactly what she's doing and order a drink or food and the person will not shut up about their "new babies diaper habits" or something silly "their pet" is doing that at the end of the day NO ONE but them cares about. Why can't people just take it at face value as a SKIT/JOKE and move on. No where in my mind did I jump to the Asian and cats thing until YOU brought it up. Just seems like you are trying to start drama where there is none.

    • @Sixx323
      @Sixx323 Рік тому

      @𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐧𝐳 ♫ you are the one who can't take a joke..you literally posted "seems a little racist to me Lyk Asians and cats, Lyk I'm Asian so Lyk" ...that's what I'm talking about YOUR comment! the guy after you asked what you meant bc he didn't see the racism either to which you replied "LYK Asians and cats" .you even responded back to him with a smart a** comment. "What about racist don't you understand?" Do you not have enough intelligence to realize everyone can see the thread..if you don't want people thinking you are trying to create unnecessary drama then don't make stupid comments LYK! On top of that I'm not a bro! Your generation scares the hell out of me for just this reason. Always having to start something for no reason bc "oh my God, I'm offended and triggered, she's in a restaurant and mentioned CATS let me see how I can twist this to cry about how she is being racist" ......maybe if she had been in a different type restaurant you could have implied YOUR IMAGINED racism but she ordered pasta so no there was no need for you to start off with A little racist but funny though...there was ZERO racism.

  • @froggyo8751
    @froggyo8751 2 роки тому +15953

    "Shes getting the seafood linguini"
    "But im allergic to seafood.."
    *"good."*

    • @Adogdoingdogthings
      @Adogdoingdogthings 2 роки тому +1

      @@Instabruh.User.. that wouldn't be funny bish

    • @jamieh.3768
      @jamieh.3768 2 роки тому +9

      @@Instabruh.User.. what the fuck is wrong with you

    • @jamieh.3768
      @jamieh.3768 2 роки тому +24

      Yeah I watched the video as well

    • @biggy8105
      @biggy8105 2 роки тому +6

      @Misa Delwi ew wtf

    • @toastedanarchist4162
      @toastedanarchist4162 2 роки тому +20

      well done you can quote a video... such talent

  • @heatherem5690
    @heatherem5690 Рік тому +884

    the worst people to eat with at restaurants are parents who let their kids watch videos without earphones because they never taught them how to live without constant entertainment

    • @burntblonde2925
      @burntblonde2925 8 місяців тому +60

      YES!!!!
      And the adults at doctor offices, or anywhere, that talk on speaker or play a game at full volume

    • @pool8party
      @pool8party 8 місяців тому +21

      Sounds like you dont have children

    • @linar.6312
      @linar.6312 8 місяців тому +67

      ​@@pool8partynot really, because there are a few different ways to entertain a child.
      The parents could just talk to them, let them watch their surroundings and maybe answer questions about it or explain something new to them... or they could bring silent mini-entertainment with them for the children like a pocket friendly comic book or a little game or a toy etc like my parents did for appoinments where they knew we could get bored after a while.

    • @LacyLynLabret
      @LacyLynLabret 8 місяців тому +52

      ​@linar.6312 one of my favorite ways I saw a parent entertain there child in line at the store. The mom saw a display and told her kid "I bet you can't count all of those pens" daughter then proceed to count all the pens during the transaction. It was amazing

    • @Lunaris3-in-1
      @Lunaris3-in-1 8 місяців тому +7

      Are you calling out my mother with my nephew. He's three, but I deadass think he might be on the Spectrum. He does not like wearing anything on his head.

  • @emilyjohnson3658
    @emilyjohnson3658 Рік тому +116

    Honestly that is me when I'm hungry. But after food I really care about your cat and will try to help you figure out what's wrong

  • @katielynch9740
    @katielynch9740 2 роки тому +8321

    “Y’know, I haven’t even had a CHANCE to look at the menu”
    These people I swear 🙃

    • @RandomPersonThatDoesArt
      @RandomPersonThatDoesArt 2 роки тому +60

      Ikr she would 100% be paying if that was me

    • @Rattlsnke
      @Rattlsnke 2 роки тому +85

      Whenever I go out to eat with people we have to keep reminding each other to look at the damn menu because we keep getting lost in conversation. By the third time the waitress comes around I think she is more bothered than we are.

    • @levilaxton2247
      @levilaxton2247 2 роки тому +21

      I am one of these people, but if the waitress comes and the other person is already ready to order, I'm just saying "gimme the house salad" or "gimme some of those CHICKEN STRIPS!" ua-cam.com/video/54oFGmCZSnY/v-deo.html

    • @Ethereal_garden
      @Ethereal_garden 2 роки тому +6

      I'd be on the floor screaming

    • @dreamweaver444
      @dreamweaver444 2 роки тому +6

      I always just let them order… I can never decide

  • @bloodredthoughts
    @bloodredthoughts 2 роки тому +7865

    "That's fine, you can come back for her order. I want them strips and fries. Put my order in."

    • @alekvillarreal3470
      @alekvillarreal3470 2 роки тому +244

      Fucking facts

    • @noeliagutierrez4223
      @noeliagutierrez4223 2 роки тому +61

      Waitresses don't like going back and forward like that lol but what choice do we have 😂

    • @Gothicwolf727
      @Gothicwolf727 2 роки тому +43

      You mean "chicken Strippppppeys with Freets please" right?

    • @heatheri9724
      @heatheri9724 2 роки тому +8

      I know right? Not a big deal

    • @sakuraxxhottie
      @sakuraxxhottie 2 роки тому +21

      @EmpressKajal some people have eating restrictions and salad is the only thing on the menu they know for sure they can eat, also they probably don’t finish it because they have a lack of appetite that can be due to some form of illness. The more you know 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @Kalina_009
    @Kalina_009 11 місяців тому +54

    GIRLLL the waitress outfit, makeup, hairstyle, galsses, everything, etc. suits you sooooooooooooooooo well omg

  • @shukhada6664
    @shukhada6664 Рік тому +80

    Her cat probably was hissing at her cat story too. Like " Lady I don't give a shit about your story just gimme fishhh"

    • @judiththirlwell417
      @judiththirlwell417 9 місяців тому +2

      Her cat is hangry as he has to listen to his slaves never ending stories about ppl before he gets fed. 🐈💕

  • @830927mjki
    @830927mjki 2 роки тому +8707

    "But i'm allergic to seafood.."
    "I'm allergic to starvation yet you don't seem to care!"

  • @LilBoba06
    @LilBoba06 2 роки тому +4221

    “I’ll have the chicken Stripàs and the frees”
    “I’m allergic to seafood….”
    “Good.”
    The two best sentences in this video

    • @amyfu2047
      @amyfu2047 Рік тому +57

      Frites not frees. If’s French for fries.

    • @ryandunn2930
      @ryandunn2930 Рік тому +8

      @@amyfu2047 yeah Mr. linguini we get that it is Chicken Strips and Fries. Doesn’t take a “Frenchman” to decipher that.

    • @missmysterious4712
      @missmysterious4712 Рік тому +18

      @@ryandunn2930 You don't use your eyes do you? The person corrected because the original commentor said FREES...

    • @EmberMoon5585
      @EmberMoon5585 Рік тому +6

      In full French it would be "les bâtonnets de poulets et les frites."

    • @EmberMoon5585
      @EmberMoon5585 Рік тому +11

      @@ryandunn2930 you completely missed what they said. It's frites, not frees. The first comment spelled it as frees instead of frites.

  • @LostWallet
    @LostWallet Рік тому +17

    this is why I like to go to restaurant by myself. it surprisingly relaxing. no one there rushing you, no one there distracting you, you can enjoy your food at your own pace, no unnecessarily small talk, and I can order whatever I really like without being judge.

    • @niraku321
      @niraku321 9 місяців тому

      When I go by myself I feel like I'm slowing down the staff even more. They want high tips..

    • @LostWallet
      @LostWallet 9 місяців тому

      @@niraku321 I dont believed in tipping culture.

    • @judiththirlwell417
      @judiththirlwell417 9 місяців тому

      And you can take a book.

    • @jocefox3006
      @jocefox3006 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@LostWalletwhy not? Servers only get paid $3.65. At least in the U.S and in most states

    • @LostWallet
      @LostWallet 9 місяців тому

      @@jocefox3006 I believed they know exactly what they sign up for. Its not my job as a customer to pay their wage, its their employer. If they are not satisfy with their pay, they should get a different job

  • @markmickman
    @markmickman Рік тому +15

    Gotta love how she was more upset for them not caring about her cat than them trying to poison her

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs 7 місяців тому

      As a cat owner, honestly, accurate

  • @fluffylix6328
    @fluffylix6328 2 роки тому +2799

    Kris' 'meow meow' had me cracking up 💀

    • @-Dovah-
      @-Dovah- 2 роки тому +6

      Same but God am I sorry for the other replies

    • @fluffylix6328
      @fluffylix6328 2 роки тому +5

      @@-Dovah- I don't give a fuck 'bout them. It's just bots spamming.

    • @sohaib_t
      @sohaib_t 2 роки тому +4

      It is true tho sometimes the cat goes mauhhaoowajauoowu not meow meow

    • @meh9370
      @meh9370 2 роки тому +1

      @@sohaib_t my cat at night be like mheeeoooo yk what i mean 🥲🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @sohaib_t
      @sohaib_t 2 роки тому +1

      @@meh9370 it probably wants to get "married"
      Tho they will shut up after like a month probably at least if it's a female but you should "marry" it except if she can't like mine cause she almost died last time she gave birth

  • @OneAndOnlyMandyRose
    @OneAndOnlyMandyRose 2 роки тому +3216

    “I’m allergic to seafood.”
    “Good.”
    The relatability!

  • @elinaoberemok1732
    @elinaoberemok1732 Рік тому +33

    Just say you need to use the bathroom and they’ll *hopefully* pick something while you’re gone 😭

    • @Igzy_Izby
      @Igzy_Izby 10 місяців тому

      Then they'll annoy the server about their cat or whatever

  • @kaitlynsakura2659
    @kaitlynsakura2659 Рік тому +4

    “But I’m allergic to seafood🥺”
    “GOOD😡😡”😂😂😂

  • @itemnotfound
    @itemnotfound Рік тому +1012

    The “good” was an Intrusive thought 😂🤣

    • @AnxietyHamstar
      @AnxietyHamstar 10 місяців тому +7

      Are you telling me most of my normal thoughts are intrusive thoughts and my intrusive thoughts are me being a psychopath like I thought?

    • @AyaAyyoo
      @AyaAyyoo 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@AnxietyHamstarYes yes I confirm 🙂

    • @Bee-eautiful
      @Bee-eautiful 9 місяців тому

      wait that's supposed to be an intrusive thought?

    • @itemnotfound
      @itemnotfound 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Bee-eautiful more like compulsively mean

    • @Bee-eautiful
      @Bee-eautiful 9 місяців тому

      @@itemnotfound i said it as a joke like it was not an 'intrusive' thought for me but just a normal one

  • @melfreemans
    @melfreemans Рік тому +256

    I went out to a grill at Emerald Isle years ago with my friend and her 10 year old daughter. She let her daughter change her order 5 times!!! Each time the cook had to throw food in the garbage and start over. I could see how angry he was getting. FINALLY the manager told her that she was going to have to pay for each meal if she let her kid change her order one more time. My friend was furious at me for siding with the manager. We also went to a restaurant in Greensboro about once a week. Each time she would complain about the tea and ask for a new glass. After several months of that the waiter told her no. She was livid. I stopped going out to dinner with her because she's a damn mental case. Surprisingly her kid turned out to be super cool. We were concerned she'd be like her mom. We would say the mom had "Rich Man's Daughter Syndrome".

    • @saintejeannedarc9460
      @saintejeannedarc9460 10 місяців тому +43

      I'm surprised you hung in there that long going to restaurants w/ that friend. Sounds pretty entitled, w/ no concept of what she is costing other people, or how much trouble she's imposing.
      I used to have bad restaurant etiquette too. I had a friend point it out to me in frustration and after some defensiveness, I eventually realized she was totally right and got more considerate.

    • @melfreemans
      @melfreemans 10 місяців тому +22

      @@saintejeannedarc9460 that's cool that you listened to your friend, absorbed what the friend said, and adjusted. You are one in a million! I finally had to give up on the friend....but I'm still friends with her daughter! The straw that broke the camels back was when she got angry that I wouldn't move my horse to her back yard barn...(we both showed dressage horses)...and I knew she just wanted free built in barn chore help.

    • @saintejeannedarc9460
      @saintejeannedarc9460 10 місяців тому +16

      @@melfreemans It doesn't surprise that that entitlement wasn't just to waitresses and restaurant owners.
      I don't know that I'm that rare. I think of it more as growing up and getting the chip off my shoulder. Some people have to do that more than others.

    • @melfreemans
      @melfreemans 10 місяців тому +12

      @@saintejeannedarc9460 I definitely had to get that chip off my shoulder lol...I joined the military....they knocked that chip right off my shoulder!!!!

    • @katiesmith2985
      @katiesmith2985 9 місяців тому +9

      And that's how the privilege is born. HONESTLY it starts at home 😡

  • @r18-s19-
    @r18-s19- 10 місяців тому +5

    That last cat comment was perfectly timed because I was screaming that the whole time😂😂 "girl I don't care about that cat"😂😂

  • @NotAGerman
    @NotAGerman Рік тому +4

    "I don't give a shit about your cat"
    I can relate to that and the face after. We've all been to both sides of this soectrum.

  • @random_night
    @random_night 2 роки тому +2924

    "But im allergic to seafood"
    "GOOD"
    that was probably my favorite part

  • @JellySkyy_real
    @JellySkyy_real 2 роки тому +1783

    “Good.”
    “I don’t give a s*** about your cat.” Are the best lines ever

    • @trikkinikki13
      @trikkinikki13 2 роки тому +6

      I felt that so much I couldn't even laugh

    • @yuujifangirl7809
      @yuujifangirl7809 2 роки тому +1

      OH MY GOD IT WAS SO SYMMETRICAL I'M THE 1K LIKE BUT THE 999 LIKES WERE SO SYMMETRICAL HSJJSHS

  • @alphadeltaroflcopter
    @alphadeltaroflcopter Рік тому +10

    That's where you start hitting them with the menu

    • @Rose-oq2hn
      @Rose-oq2hn 7 місяців тому +1

      They don’t leave bruises 😁

  • @grizzlykodiak14
    @grizzlykodiak14 Рік тому +2

    I like cats, but that line was gold. 🤣🤣 Kris, you're hilarious and so cute.❤️❤️

  • @CuddlePhantom
    @CuddlePhantom 2 роки тому +4020

    "you can die- sorry"
    "It's okay"
    "Don't like your cat though"
    "Well now that's personal"

  • @mattanthony3963
    @mattanthony3963 Рік тому +411

    Someone please give this woman her own comedy show.

    • @connerlackey3952
      @connerlackey3952 Рік тому +7

      And she plays all her characters

    • @MatildaV1980
      @MatildaV1980 Рік тому +2

      @@connerlackey3952 obviously, that’s a given

    • @connerlackey3952
      @connerlackey3952 Рік тому +2

      @@MatildaV1980 I would pay to see her on a stage performing as them and herself or I'd watch every episode if it was on T.V. Kris is an amazing person and always puts me in a better mood when I watch her videos.

    • @K.K.-oq3qg
      @K.K.-oq3qg 11 місяців тому

      Yes!!!

    • @Otterpose
      @Otterpose 11 місяців тому

      I would actually love to see that

  • @onailinekodrugi
    @onailinekodrugi Рік тому +3

    This is probably her best sketch. Love it! I can relate so much with this poor hungry girl. ❤️

  • @TheKaD23
    @TheKaD23 Рік тому +4

    She's has more "comedian" qualities than most special on tv

  • @Goku-pb6vq
    @Goku-pb6vq 2 роки тому +1233

    me: "That cat's going through puberty."

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie 2 роки тому +21

      Sounds like she just annoyed it.

    • @elizabethsmith955
      @elizabethsmith955 2 роки тому +20

      I've always lived around senior cats and somehow forgot that kittens exist. the first time I read your comment I was so confused 😂

    • @blackwl6233
      @blackwl6233 2 роки тому

      Ok 😂😂😂😂

    • @Naur_cleor
      @Naur_cleor Рік тому +4

      @@lulolie Yeah the cat's tired of her crap.

    • @Oss.2A
      @Oss.2A Рік тому +1

      Yeah that's what i thought too & i don't have cats

  • @bi.fruitsalad
    @bi.fruitsalad 2 роки тому +756

    “I’m gonna get the Chicken stripez with the fritz, please”🤣🤣🤣

    • @kennethwintz5298
      @kennethwintz5298 2 роки тому +7

      Kids in 2032

    • @svfyrth
      @svfyrth 2 роки тому

      @@kennethwintz5298 to f887z& to the*-,1&&&_-11zytz7, to yzft11 tt

    • @IzzieRose-dv5ce
      @IzzieRose-dv5ce 2 роки тому +1

      I was ligit looking for this comment thank you

  • @JB4375
    @JB4375 Рік тому +4

    My ex was NOTORIOUS for this at every restaurant no matter how many times we'd been there. I finally said it's really crowded so before you get into a convo figure out what you want to eat. When the waitress shows up we're ordering.

  • @Gezajozsi
    @Gezajozsi 11 місяців тому +3

    That "good" hit hard... Right in the "check yoself before you wreck yourself" bone

  • @parksam6276
    @parksam6276 2 роки тому +2800

    "She's getting the seafood linguini"
    "But I'm allergic to seafood"
    *"GOOD"*
    DAMN🔥

  • @azul4904
    @azul4904 Рік тому +1705

    honestly in the beginning i though we were talking bout the girl in blue 💀

  • @williamj.dovejr.8613
    @williamj.dovejr.8613 Рік тому +1

    I had that same thing, my friend...she was so indecisive and I never went out with her again.

  • @swiftie-he6dh
    @swiftie-he6dh Рік тому +1

    She was so genuinely terrified when it popped 😅😭

  • @Spiritx1992
    @Spiritx1992 Рік тому +62

    I hate people who say “I haven’t had a chance to look at the menu.”
    Girl, it’s been sitting in front of you this whole time.

    • @Igzy_Izby
      @Igzy_Izby 10 місяців тому

      Right. Well since you can't seem mulitask, perhaps you could shut up for 2 microseconds and actually look. I not only know what I want, I've memorized the menu and know what I'm having for the next 20 meals in this place and I went online and know what I'd order at each and every restaurant in town.
      So shut up and read

    • @CooperAATE
      @CooperAATE 10 місяців тому

      But that's not menu-looking time, that's stupid-story-telling time. Totally different!!!

    • @christinebonner2210
      @christinebonner2210 10 місяців тому +1

      And those who want to know what you're ordering & try telling you to get something that matches what they're getting.
      I know what I'd like.That's why devided for myself.

  • @damnedtolive9121
    @damnedtolive9121 2 роки тому +2345

    "I'm sorry, I'm just hungry... and I don't give a shit about your cat."
    -My Spirit Animal, Always...

  • @MobbyLug
    @MobbyLug 10 місяців тому +3

    I love how hangry Kris just took over and got stuff done so she could have food 😂❤

  • @Gl1tch3dN1ghtm4r3
    @Gl1tch3dN1ghtm4r3 8 місяців тому +1

    "NO NO GET BACK HERE" got me dying 😂😂😂

  • @MHS8807
    @MHS8807 Рік тому +133

    I’m a waitress and I see this all the time. I will literally ask the person who’s ready if they want me to just put their order in. They will usually say yes or the other person will get the hint and order quickly.

    • @YourXavier
      @YourXavier 11 місяців тому +24

      You are a champion and a saint, making the world a better place every day you show up for work.

    • @Demonling
      @Demonling 10 місяців тому +1

      You. I like you. We need more of you in this industry.

  • @larayt2531
    @larayt2531 2 роки тому +848

    "Im allergic to sea food"
    "good.."
    in mind : everything is going acording to plan.."

    • @legrandluan
      @legrandluan 2 роки тому +3

      "everything is going according to keikaku."

  • @BiscuitWAR
    @BiscuitWAR Рік тому +1

    The meowing had me laughing so hard😭

  • @juliekirk5365
    @juliekirk5365 Рік тому +7

    Most talented girl on the internet. You needs your own sitcom

  • @srabanidas4497
    @srabanidas4497 2 роки тому +383

    "But I'm allergic to sea food"
    "Good " 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ultimateghostfreak2343
    @ultimateghostfreak2343 2 роки тому +555

    "I don't give a shit about your cat"
    **sad cat lady noises**

    • @oOIIIMIIIOo
      @oOIIIMIIIOo 2 роки тому

      She said your cat. 😄

    • @ultimateghostfreak2343
      @ultimateghostfreak2343 2 роки тому

      @@oOIIIMIIIOo yes, yes she did

    • @heatherjohnson6699
      @heatherjohnson6699 2 роки тому +3

      Her: I don't give a crap about your cat.
      Me: *[UTTER GASP OF HORROR & OUTRAGE]*
      *_BLASPHEMY!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!_*

    • @elizabethsmith955
      @elizabethsmith955 2 роки тому +3

      @@heatherjohnson6699 my brain refuses to accept that there are people who don't like my grandma's cat 😂 like how can you not like a cat unless it literally claws your face off unprovoked but even then they had a reason

    • @heatherjohnson6699
      @heatherjohnson6699 2 роки тому

      @@elizabethsmith955 YEEESSSSSS!! I HAZ FOUND COMRADE!

  • @artwithaandm13
    @artwithaandm13 Рік тому +1

    “But I’m allergic to seafood.”
    *”good.”*

  • @Kate-bi9dh
    @Kate-bi9dh Рік тому +1

    Omg, your glasses are adorable!!

  • @lemonade337
    @lemonade337 2 роки тому +835

    Can we just appreciate the fact that she is literally staring at a wall talking to herself?? And she is STILL doing an AMAZING JOB?!😆😆😆

  • @otherscreamingbluething8507
    @otherscreamingbluething8507 2 роки тому +173

    My mom is the “oh I need a few more minutes” person and I’m the I’m ready person

    • @ariellel6123
      @ariellel6123 2 роки тому +6

      I’m the I need a few minutes person because people don’t like to give me a heads up when we go out to eat, I have food allergies and sometimes it takes a while to figure out what is safe to eat.

    • @NKDuisburg02
      @NKDuisburg02 Рік тому +3

      @@ariellel6123 dont let stupid videos question yourself. This video is clearly about ppl not being time efficient because they dont care about the other guests.

  • @meow9114
    @meow9114 10 місяців тому

    The timing of the trumpets with the last line was perfect 😹

  • @djordjenikolic9059
    @djordjenikolic9059 10 місяців тому +1

    One of the best YT channels, keep doing well 💪💪

  • @emilyanneaurelius1488
    @emilyanneaurelius1488 2 роки тому +172

    Also, that red lipstick looks amazing on you!😍

  • @dmcrim624
    @dmcrim624 Рік тому +289

    As the manager of a restaurant I can say that there are two worst types of people.
    1. Parents that let their goblins (children) make a mess without teaching them that it's wrong.
    2. People that come in five minutes before close and say "We made it in time!"

    • @badnewsBH
      @badnewsBH Рік тому +25

      I intentionally won't go to an eatery if it's closing soon, because I refuse to put fine people like yourself through that. I can't stand those who do.

    • @confusingfaun361
      @confusingfaun361 Рік тому +25

      You missed the group of drank idiots at the bar that literally won’t leave until 20 minutes after we’ve turned off the music, tvs, and all the waiters have for the most part gone home.

    • @psychicpanda2854
      @psychicpanda2854 Рік тому +19

      You forgot about the old people who complain about both the 10 minute wait, as well as the table they got even tho we have a 30+ minute wait.

    • @RubicGirl
      @RubicGirl Рік тому +6

      As someone who has worked in a restaurant, I concur.

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 Рік тому +7

      @@badnewsBH I won’t go to _any_ establishment if it’s closing in less than 30 minutes. It feels insanely rude to me

  • @DestinyJohnchris
    @DestinyJohnchris 8 місяців тому +1

    "But I'm allergic to seafood"
    " Good, sorry I'm just hungry"
    That killed me 😂😂😂😂🤲

  • @MsArizonaGrown
    @MsArizonaGrown Рік тому

    Every second of this skit is gold

  • @avamakayla5714
    @avamakayla5714 Рік тому +39

    “I’m sorry I’m hungry”
    -“ and I don’t give a shit bout your cat” 😂💀💀

  • @alphastormcloak8964
    @alphastormcloak8964 2 роки тому +181

    My gosh this is my Mother to a T seriously like everytime we go out to eat

    • @treyhelms5282
      @treyhelms5282 2 роки тому +3

      The indecisive character, or the decisive one?

    • @alphastormcloak8964
      @alphastormcloak8964 2 роки тому +3

      Trey Helms indecisive. She could have an hour to look and still wouldn’t know what she wants

    • @treyhelms5282
      @treyhelms5282 2 роки тому +3

      @@alphastormcloak8964 I know ppl like that too. Sometimes best thing to do is go ahead and order for yourself. Esp. if you are paying ur own.

    • @JayDillDrums
      @JayDillDrums 2 роки тому

      Which?! Lol

    • @JayDillDrums
      @JayDillDrums 2 роки тому

      @@alphastormcloak8964 ohh ok. Lok

  • @diegoperea8222
    @diegoperea8222 Рік тому

    “Good 👁👁” had me dying 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hisuianchar1548
    @hisuianchar1548 Рік тому

    Even her cat impression is top tier

  • @sjappiyah4071
    @sjappiyah4071 2 роки тому +49

    “ Chicken Stripés with Frites”
    This is how every Anglophone Canadian sounds in Grade 9 French 😂

    • @annaburns2865
      @annaburns2865 2 роки тому +2

      Omg. Is that what she ordered? Haha. I wonder why she said it so weird. Gotta make fast food sound fancy. Good job Kris.

    • @sjappiyah4071
      @sjappiyah4071 2 роки тому

      @@annaburns2865 LOOL ya “frites” in French means fries.
      She said it with a Canadian French accent which made it sound off haha.

  • @ThePretenderGirl
    @ThePretenderGirl Рік тому +20

    NEVER send them away twice. In my experience, they give you a lot of extra time, just to make sure they don't bother you, and you'll wait a while after you actually do decide.

    • @Igzy_Izby
      @Igzy_Izby 10 місяців тому +1

      Or send them away more if need be. Or take the order of the person that's actually ready.

    • @jocefox3006
      @jocefox3006 9 місяців тому +2

      Haha so true that's what I do I'm not trying to pester and ask 5 or 6 times

  • @xxstein9997
    @xxstein9997 Рік тому

    That “good!” Had me rolling 💀🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @user-gn3ky8ii5q
    @user-gn3ky8ii5q 4 місяці тому +2

    "the chicken stripppes." Makes me hungry 🤤🤣😊

  • @taco8960
    @taco8960 2 роки тому +23

    The “good” had me dead🤣

    • @TheJestBee
      @TheJestBee 2 роки тому +2

      Right, the look of hurt on her friend's face in response 🤣🤣

  • @crazysasha1374
    @crazysasha1374 2 роки тому +50

    Was I the only one interested in the behavioral changes of her cat?
    When she mimicked the meows I was even like "oh yeah that is kind of a bad sign, you should be looking into it".

    • @AvaruusArt
      @AvaruusArt 2 роки тому +5

      yea I was wondering that too, I think it's a cat owner thing 😄

    • @zerubiszeus4687
      @zerubiszeus4687 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah still don't give a shit about the cat

    • @chelseapthib36
      @chelseapthib36 2 роки тому +7

      As a vet tech, I was forced to listen and I was like "his meow changes are him trying to tell you something is wrong. Perhaps a bladder infection. You should bring him in" 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 2 роки тому

      🙋‍♀️ same !!

    • @Mushroom321-
      @Mushroom321- 2 роки тому

      @@chelseapthib36 woah, cool !

  • @privateaccount5711
    @privateaccount5711 Рік тому

    That “good” got me lol

  • @reginareece1830
    @reginareece1830 4 місяці тому +1

    “But I’m allergic to seafood”
    👹”GOOD”👹

  • @theroof6378
    @theroof6378 Рік тому +9

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am so happy you did this, I worked as a waiter for a while and I trully, trully, know how that feels.

  • @justaderpypotato1800
    @justaderpypotato1800 2 роки тому +119

    And then they take a picture when the food arrives 🙄

    • @gofrogge
      @gofrogge 2 роки тому +8

      Ok this comment is true af
      WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BOTS IN THESE REPLYSSSS

    • @georgev4310
      @georgev4310 2 роки тому +2

      This is sooo true though.

    • @AvaruusArt
      @AvaruusArt 2 роки тому +7

      And the picture/pictures 👏MUST👏BE👏PERFECT👏

    • @georgev4310
      @georgev4310 2 роки тому +5

      Which takes another like 5 hours 😒😒

    • @Igzy_Izby
      @Igzy_Izby 10 місяців тому

      Just saw this yesterday at Arby's. 20 minutes taking pictures at various angles then complain because their food is cold.
      6 yr old daughter: Daddy they're morons
      Me: Indeed they are, indeed they are

  • @Luna_moon_1127
    @Luna_moon_1127 Рік тому

    “Good😈”. I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rubyymortimer7761
    @rubyymortimer7761 2 місяці тому

    This is literally just like a scene off friends and I love that.

  • @lmao4738
    @lmao4738 2 роки тому +68

    "I Haven't EvEn H@d a CHANCE to look at the menu"
    "What NO NO GET BACK HERE!"

  • @sillyandcompany5209
    @sillyandcompany5209 2 роки тому +13

    "I don't give a shit about your cat"
    The look of utter betrayal and shock on her face

  • @kimmidojo6102
    @kimmidojo6102 Рік тому

    Haha, you have amazing facial expressions and the best delivery!! Super talented!! You always make me laugh!! Thank you 😊

  • @arinbhore6412
    @arinbhore6412 2 роки тому +13

    lmao when she said GOOD 😂

  • @parksam6276
    @parksam6276 2 роки тому +71

    When she started "meowing" that was soo funny 😂😂
    had me rolling on the floor 😂😂
    But really how was she so on point!

    • @DaniiiQue19
      @DaniiiQue19 2 роки тому +1

      My cat threw a tantrum because of her cat sounds😆😆

    • @parksam6276
      @parksam6276 2 роки тому +2

      @@DaniiiQue19 oh lol😂

  • @Bernie398
    @Bernie398 Рік тому

    The cat noises are so accurate da hell hahaha

  • @freebirddee2620
    @freebirddee2620 Рік тому

    Apart from the “good”… the bit that made me laugh is my cat is going through a phase atm and making EXACTLY the same noise she makes 😂😂😂

  • @nc6431
    @nc6431 2 роки тому +55

    "I'm allergic to sea food..."
    " *Good.* "

  • @doblaety3529
    @doblaety3529 2 роки тому +107

    Me: "I'm hungry"
    Me all the time: "I'm hungry

  • @feeber-beeber268
    @feeber-beeber268 Рік тому

    The “ I know “ hot me😂😂😂

  • @paraglidingprospector
    @paraglidingprospector 11 місяців тому

    😂 I chuckled at that last jab

  • @MarisandraEstherian
    @MarisandraEstherian Рік тому +4

    the worst people are the ones who make fun of the names of the dishes when they are in a different language - in front of the person taking your order
    or the ones who ask to change every little detail about their order, fries instead of boiled potatoes, this sauce instead of that sauce, etc
    those two are my parents

  • @user22169
    @user22169 2 роки тому +97

    i knew you were talented kris but i didn’t know you could speak fluently in cat ❤️😂

  • @skzchildhehe
    @skzchildhehe Рік тому

    can we talk about the smooth impersonation of the cat 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JM-gj3fi
    @JM-gj3fi Рік тому

    The meow sounds.... Amazing... She's so funny 👌🤣😆

  • @arcangel4809
    @arcangel4809 2 роки тому +41

    Love the look with the glasses, they go really well in you!

    • @hummingbird6206
      @hummingbird6206 2 роки тому +2

      I was thinking same and search the comment that say how beautifull she is in this look 😁

  • @maxfitfocus
    @maxfitfocus 2 роки тому +13

    I really wish to see you in big screens some day, You're so frickin talented.😍

  • @henrylewis3487
    @henrylewis3487 Рік тому

    The "Good" just shows how hungry and frustrated she is and it just made me laugh sooooooooooo hard because of the timing

  • @joeycooper6223
    @joeycooper6223 Рік тому

    I love your skits , I always need a quick laugh 😅 you deliver!! Lol

  • @CrashyBunken
    @CrashyBunken Рік тому +3

    That cat impression was stunninhly good ngl

  • @scarletfox7080
    @scarletfox7080 Рік тому +47

    Nah, in my experience, the worst people to eat with are the ones who are rude to the waiter and act completely entitled- you feel bad for the staff and embarrassed at the same time. Cause eating with them makes it feel as if people will think you act that way as well

    • @IChooseJesus9091
      @IChooseJesus9091 Рік тому +1

      Because eating with them is a total embarrassment. You're ashamed to be associated with them. Whether the wait staff thinks you're like that or not. I'd be apologizing either in front of the rude person, or behind their backs, or both, depending on my relationship to them, & make it clear I'm not like them. But I'd still be embarrassed by my association with them. 🤷🏻‍♀️
      And if at all possible, I would not be going anywhere with them, especially to eat, in future...

    • @kerriekeenan9031
      @kerriekeenan9031 Рік тому +1

      Trust me, as a waitress, we know which ones are the rude entitled and which are embarrassed. I’ve had many tables where halfor even just one are rude and the rest are lovely. Those lovely ones make the experience so much nicer.

  • @ashleybennetts3108
    @ashleybennetts3108 Рік тому

    Omg I found you the other day and I can't get enough. You crack me up!

  • @stevenamollo2741
    @stevenamollo2741 Рік тому

    Love the honesty ✌🏾

  • @MichelloParker
    @MichelloParker 2 роки тому +39

    The “good.” is me in a nutshell