Hardware Store CEO: We're Rebranding (For Some Reason)

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  • @dropout
    @dropout  3 роки тому +4532

    If you want to watch more Brennan in old man makeup talk more about being alienated by capitalism, we've got 15 minutes of bonus footage up on Dropout: www.dropout.tv/videos/hardware-ceo-bonus-footage

  • @sentientmustache8360
    @sentientmustache8360 3 роки тому +10852

    Brennan plays so many stressed CEO’s that he aged 70 years

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 3 роки тому +6794

    "Stop tricking me into inventing stuff that already exists!"
    -The informal motto of Silicon Valley

    • @RedTouch8
      @RedTouch8 3 роки тому +180

      I love the way this implies it is not the first time for young Lukas.

    • @deliriousmusicality8840
      @deliriousmusicality8840 3 роки тому +25

      @@RedTouch8 definitely not lol

    • @GallopingWalrus
      @GallopingWalrus 3 роки тому +104

      Like Elon Musk inventing shittier, brand-exclusive trains.

    • @rockingbeat
      @rockingbeat 3 роки тому +40

      The city bus gets invented weekly.

    • @GallopingWalrus
      @GallopingWalrus 3 роки тому +75

      @@rockingbeat "Imagine a cross between a city bus, a subway and a taxi, but it's way more expensive, less practical, has a lower occupancy and is somehow slower. Alright, now imagine it has RGB lighting."

  • @lazyDudesGaming
    @lazyDudesGaming 3 роки тому +5624

    “They’re gonna have 12 ladders at the end of the year, Lucas.”
    It’s something blatantly obvious and yet it’s so funny when it’s said out loud.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 роки тому +189

      At least they allow us to rent nails. What a privilege!

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 3 роки тому +64

      I never knew what to do with may nails after using them. I used to end up with a bunch of nails I did nit need anymore.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 роки тому +53

      I dont think my construction company even has 12 ladders in it

    • @h2ojr1
      @h2ojr1 3 роки тому +57

      "They're gonna have 12 boxfulls of needless junk at the end of the year" -Loot Crate CEO

    • @Esdeath_0001
      @Esdeath_0001 3 роки тому +5

      @@h2ojr1 man I regret not investing in it and cashing out before they went bust

  • @SeekerPsycho1
    @SeekerPsycho1 3 роки тому +13705

    I kind of love how... gramps clearly isn't an idiot. He's out of touch with new tech, but it takes him all of one second to figure out how to swing "pop-up" into getting the store back.

    • @Vednier
      @Vednier 3 роки тому +454

      That i dont understand is why Grandpa have to close his store in first place. He is owner, right? He can just say "F*ck no".

    • @kierangorman3052
      @kierangorman3052 3 роки тому +799

      @@Vednier Because clearly its the most profitable thing to do but is also contributing nothing to society. The joke is that capitalism has manifested in a way that is so vapid and apart from the traditional community-based, mom and pop store type of free market he grew up with, and he hates the fact that this is what being a good businessman has come to mean in the modern day of advanced technology, but also cannot deny that it would make the most money.

    • @Treviisolion
      @Treviisolion 3 роки тому +292

      @@Vednier Yes, but he’s also clearly trying to not fall behind the times knowing that things have changed and wants someone to take over for the family business and hopes his grandson who is likely the only one to take an interest, can be that person. He knows that if his grandson takes over, he will inevitably have to run the business differently than how he does, so he’s trying to be open, and it’s only when things start getting crazy that he ends up putting his foot down.

    • @FIRING_BLIND
      @FIRING_BLIND 3 роки тому +160

      @@kierangorman3052 that's the thing tho..... This probably wouldn't make money. It's such a small brand-its literally one store. And it sounds like that store is doing fine. It's not like they NEED to rebrand.

    • @spleefgreif
      @spleefgreif 2 роки тому +71

      @@FIRING_BLIND for real. I don't know how Lucas thinks renting nails will work out. Everyone else sells nails outright so why would any one go to an outlet where one can't only rent nails.

  • @NotHPotter
    @NotHPotter 3 роки тому +6582

    Someone save that nice old man from his vampiric grandson.

    • @ALUCARDTWILLIGHT
      @ALUCARDTWILLIGHT 3 роки тому +325

      Right I was laughing but at the same time I'm wondering if there's elder abuse going on here

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 3 роки тому +58

      He just made 2 billion! We set for life boys!!!

    • @weezact7
      @weezact7 3 роки тому +236

      Honestly, I think the grandson is genuinely trying to help, he's just not NEARLY as clever at business as he thinks he is. He's convinced this is what's best for the store and his family.

    • @Tomy574
      @Tomy574 3 роки тому +15

      I wanna give this a like but it has 666 and i don't wanna ruin it

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 3 роки тому +16

      @@Tomy574 to late! Now you can like it lol

  • @jaimecarter3988
    @jaimecarter3988 3 роки тому +6538

    you can actually see the gears turning in his mind as he tricks lucas into inventing stores

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 3 роки тому +268

      He was playing 4D chess

    • @1steelcobra
      @1steelcobra 3 роки тому +186

      Funny point: Amazon has essentially made "permanent popups" now with their "4-Star" stores.

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 3 роки тому +63

      @@1steelcobra There's a piece of me that's resentful. I was a Barista at Borders before the shutdown (worked 2 jobs during college). It was one of the BEST jobs I've had...not because of the $ but the people, books and smile everyone would give you after their order.

    • @1steelcobra
      @1steelcobra 3 роки тому +62

      @@pcarebear1 I mean, Borders kind of deserved it. They made a deal with Amazon to be a pickup point for online orders, and never had a clear plan on how to adapt to the new ways. Barnes & Noble choose instead to compete hard with them, including making an excellent ebook service and device ecosystem.
      But that's the norm in the modern economy that should be broken, that "crush them all, be the monopoly" mindset.

    • @taylor3950
      @taylor3950 3 роки тому +16

      @@pcarebear1 I still really, really miss that store. I’m headed to the Georgetown Amazon location. There’s got to be some way to use it in a ritual to resurrect Borders.

  • @FalloutPlays
    @FalloutPlays 3 роки тому +18899

    I could watch Brennan being stressed out in front of a camera for days

    • @diegoowen-lara6229
      @diegoowen-lara6229 3 роки тому +24

      We all would

    • @magmoner
      @magmoner 3 роки тому +23

      With all this honeydew melon we're eating right now we might have to.

    • @crazyman7615
      @crazyman7615 3 роки тому +3

      That‘a a long video

    • @dieselexkore2063
      @dieselexkore2063 3 роки тому +23

      Just saw your new stasis aspect video.

    • @paulkim8539
      @paulkim8539 3 роки тому +4

      If Brennan goes missing, find this guy here

  • @fionnbarrcasey5247
    @fionnbarrcasey5247 2 роки тому +1206

    The whole “Ted? No I love Ted. He runs a great hardware store” is so hilarious and such a heartwarming mindset

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer Рік тому +97

      locally owned store always do that. the owners know each others and often when one store doesn't have the specific item a costumer need, they will refer to the others that they know have it.
      it's like they don't controlled by greed. they just want to make a sufficient living.

    • @Thrarm
      @Thrarm Рік тому +14

      @@KoeSeer sounds like the life honestly

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer Рік тому +15

      @@Thrarm big corpos don't. They want as much profit as they could gather.
      Look at Samsung vs Apple. Whatever samsung has, apple must one up them and vice versa

    • @sylvy16
      @sylvy16 Рік тому +12

      @@KoeSeerhonestly it’s funny you mention that cus samsung makes displays for apple and both companies rely on this partnership to survive basically.

    • @lars7747
      @lars7747 10 місяців тому +32

      ​@@KoeSeerI remember doing that in a semi big chain of hardware stores I worked at in my country. "Ah no we don't have that specific part, what you do it from the parking lot take a left, then a right. Go to the desk of that store and they'll help you out" I got chewed out for that like you wouldn't believe. "YOURE SENDING THEM TO THE COMPETITION" we don't have that fucking part, we lost 0 money and that customer now knows they can come to us for accurate advice instead of a sales pitch, brand loyalty you know. But that form of capitalism is outdated appearantly

  • @MovieMaker1040
    @MovieMaker1040 3 роки тому +3182

    I’m sending this to my brother who just graduated with a business degree. This hurts my soul.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 роки тому +81

      have your brother and an elderly family member watch it together LOLOLOL

    • @frankwolftown
      @frankwolftown 3 роки тому +34

      Let us know how it goes?

    • @beardedghinzu
      @beardedghinzu 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah would be cool to see how was it))

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 роки тому +38

      Business degrees hurt all of our souls.
      Except the people who have business degrees, they have no souls!

    • @Bli757
      @Bli757 3 роки тому +3

      Go mountaineers!

  • @zoneri
    @zoneri 3 роки тому +5048

    The best moment is the whole "who ted? No, I love ted" section cause it gives REAL BIG HIT of small business vs corporate vibes.

    • @Siv_kishore
      @Siv_kishore 3 роки тому +252

      He runs great hardware store

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 3 роки тому +308

      There's a sad irony in the cutthroat capitalist business noob grandson wanting gramps to steamroll his competitors... True conservative capitalism requires competition to thrive. Grandpa _loves_ his "competitor" Ted, he's a fellow member of the shared community, and I'm sure their coexistence has been a boon to the town. Friendship and mutual trust may not be so feasible in a big city, but in an American small town, it certainly is... such honor and integrity are "how your momma raised you", and the social contract demands you run your business with the health of the community in mind.
      Unfortunately, that's where irrational fear of "outsiders" sets in. These communities enjoy a utopian lifestyle and are desperately afraid of anything they don't understand coming in to disrupt it. That's why such communities are such prime real estate for racism and bigotry and fear of "Big Government" to fester -- I'm realizing this as I type it and I'm surprised I never realized it before...

    • @MrMoorfrosch
      @MrMoorfrosch 3 роки тому +91

      @@SomeUA-camTraveler So hurt and abused naivety is the reason for racism?
      Nice theory, you raise a fresh new perspective, but i think we have a multi-causal issue at hand.

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 3 роки тому +92

      @@MrMoorfrosch yeah, it's definitely way more complex than a single cause... this was just a musing and could be way off. Trying to put myself in another person's shoes and see what could influence someone being so genuine and caring towards one person/group, yet withhold that love from another.

    • @Suzanne4415
      @Suzanne4415 3 роки тому +32

      ​@@SomeUA-camTraveler I love my comment typing epiphanies and feel affirmed that those happen to other people! I do think what you were saying is one part of it. Probably there are endless versions/permutations of the fear that basically, "they" won't have "our" best interests in minds. "They don't have the same prosocial impulses or values as we do. They'll have the the same self-serving ones we do, but nothing to keep them in check. And then we can't have nice things anymore."

  • @clairethebreadfascist5753
    @clairethebreadfascist5753 3 роки тому +4136

    “I hereby denounce capitalism in all its forms and seek membership to the communist party” 😂😂😂

    • @funveeable
      @funveeable 3 роки тому +76

      Yeah that's how some businesses dissolve. Straight to the communist party.

    • @occamslaser5453
      @occamslaser5453 3 роки тому +152

      We laugh, but that is just about the saddest thing you could ever hear a business owner say.

    • @Demmrir
      @Demmrir 3 роки тому +273

      @@occamslaser5453 Well, he's not a business owner when he said that. He's a billionaire board member. Are you going to argue with the opinions on capitalism of a self-made billionaire?

    • @RasmusVJS
      @RasmusVJS 3 роки тому +12

      @@occamslaser5453 Nice name. :D

    • @arvid1190
      @arvid1190 3 роки тому +22

      Based.

  • @scottnunnemaker5209
    @scottnunnemaker5209 2 роки тому +3476

    When they say “it’s not about the ladders it’s about selling the quiz data” and Brennan’s character just goes “I’m so sad”, I felt that… the world today makes me sad too.

    • @thelightningcheese
      @thelightningcheese Рік тому +5

      Like 1000

    • @jonathanbauman2236
      @jonathanbauman2236 Рік тому +20

      Capitalism: "iT's tHe BeSt SysTeM!"

    • @poodypooroo
      @poodypooroo 10 місяців тому

      On the other hand google selling your data is why youtube is a free service

    • @tor4472
      @tor4472 8 місяців тому +5

      @@jonathanbauman2236 He still ran a capitalistic store, it's just completely different from the massive corporations that dominate our markets nowadays and the way smaller businesses and brands have to pivot to compete

    • @alexharrison2743
      @alexharrison2743 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@tor4472 exactly

  • @jbaby362
    @jbaby362 3 роки тому +9948

    I know it's just Brennan in makeup, but I immediately want to protect this Grandpa and his friend Ted, and I want to go to their hardware stores they seem nice

    • @adaritter9597
      @adaritter9597 3 роки тому +122

      Right?

    • @appa609
      @appa609 3 роки тому +125

      Lee Valley Tools just closed down last week :(

    • @mrcheese8597
      @mrcheese8597 3 роки тому +156

      @@appa609 my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

    • @NWednesdayQuansah
      @NWednesdayQuansah 3 роки тому +41

      I had the same exact emotional reaction, lol.

    • @vorkvoyd
      @vorkvoyd 3 роки тому +202

      I feel I could come into his store with a really stupid question and he would just gently put his hand on my shoulder and, with no judgment and a twinkle in his eye say. " Well, bud, that's a common problem and you came to the right place. Now, let's get you a pipe wrench and kit to fix your toilet."

  • @HappyAccident00
    @HappyAccident00 3 роки тому +4205

    “I feel like the world kinda left me behind a little bit.” Is such a *deeply* sad statement and I want to help this man...
    Edit: Oh god... it only got sadder...

    • @NoizZy_
      @NoizZy_ 3 роки тому +115

      just shows how good brennan is at acting

    • @trinwheeler4639
      @trinwheeler4639 3 роки тому +34

      Why, he is comrade of Soviet America?

    • @MorganEdgy
      @MorganEdgy 3 роки тому +32

      My God, who comments without having watched the full video?

    • @trinwheeler4639
      @trinwheeler4639 3 роки тому +32

      @@MorganEdgy most people

    • @mattieboombatti
      @mattieboombatti 3 роки тому +29

      @@MorganEdgy I'm halfway an I feel the need to comment on the intensity of the sadness, as well.

  • @rorygiambalvo2955
    @rorygiambalvo2955 3 роки тому +3402

    "Nope, I'll just keep reading your copy, you're such a smart good boy" is such a grandparent thing to say, it's so sweet

    • @PhantomJavelin
      @PhantomJavelin 3 роки тому +146

      It's also such a hysterical "You're a total moron, grandson, but I'll humor you for a few minutes" thing to say

    • @yesterdayitrained
      @yesterdayitrained 2 роки тому +2

      @@PhantomJavelin 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hayuseen6683
      @hayuseen6683 2 роки тому +5

      Bless your sweet kind heart you poor thing

  • @JadeyCatgirl99
    @JadeyCatgirl99 2 роки тому +2541

    3:00
    I like how Mark Hardstart was more worried about people being inundated with ladders than he was about the cost of giving out so many ladders. He cares about his customers.

    • @ElGreco15
      @ElGreco15 2 роки тому +79

      My first thought was "That's about $800/month/person. Before tax and inflation!"

    • @tantalus_complex
      @tantalus_complex Рік тому +87

      That immediately became my favorite quote from Brennan:
      "They're gonna have twelve ladders at the end of the year, Lucas."
      Just thinking through that breaks me.

    • @OK-yy6qz
      @OK-yy6qz Рік тому +11

      ​@@ElGreco15 800$? TF are ladders really that expensive

    • @ElGreco15
      @ElGreco15 Рік тому +21

      @@OK-yy6qz Extension ladders are very expensive. Wide A frames are as well. If you're just getting a 6ft tall A frame it's not that expensive, but I work on second and third story buildings.

    • @irishcajun85
      @irishcajun85 Рік тому +2

      I’ve lightly chuckled this whole video but that part made me belly laugh.

  • @tjfm2456
    @tjfm2456 3 роки тому +3903

    For once Brennan isn’t playing the deranged person desperately trying to sell a dying brand, yet somehow his obstinacy in maintaining a completely different energy than the other people in the room is still hilarious

    • @Suzanne4415
      @Suzanne4415 3 роки тому +36

      Ahhhh thanks for helping me put my finger on what's so funny about the whole CEO concept! The only people at their company who can do that.

    • @justinblakeney3466
      @justinblakeney3466 3 роки тому +56

      OREO and Tide CEOs were also confused by their companies.

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 3 роки тому +6

      You mean dying BRAND.

    • @RWAsur
      @RWAsur 3 роки тому +2

      Top tier acting

    • @helloofthebeach
      @helloofthebeach Рік тому +7

      Making a CEO (or "CEO") the straight man in a comedy bit is always so out of left field.

  • @JunkyardDigs
    @JunkyardDigs 3 роки тому +7760

    "I kind of said it like it was normal but it was crazy" 😂😂😂😂👌

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 3 роки тому +16

      oh hey guy

    • @justiceman3238
      @justiceman3238 3 роки тому +10

      Crazy to see famous people all over different parts of UA-cam

    • @dubdaze68
      @dubdaze68 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, Brennan looks like you in old man makeup here.

    • @mureithikivuti
      @mureithikivuti 3 роки тому

      I relate so much!!!!

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 3 роки тому

      Jesus, that got me! 🤣

  • @shoestringVA
    @shoestringVA 3 роки тому +2913

    I’m so used to Brennan flipping characters on a dime and selling it. Seeing him in actual special effects makeup is such a swerve it feels like a different person.

    • @micadragonheart6222
      @micadragonheart6222 3 роки тому +11

      He plays a witch in another skit, full makeup and outfit and voice

    • @c.k.677
      @c.k.677 3 роки тому +20

      I didn’t even recognize him at first. I was like “why isn’t this Brennan?”

    • @ethancampbell245
      @ethancampbell245 2 роки тому

      Don’t they always get him in stage makeup though?
      On the set when they record?

    • @blueturtle3623
      @blueturtle3623 2 роки тому +11

      @@ethancampbell245 Stage makeup and SFX makeup are different. The goal of stage makeup is to look good on camera, special effects makeup is to alter an actor's appearance; in this case, it makes Brennan look like an old man.

    • @minidude1278
      @minidude1278 2 роки тому +1

      I read im used to see brennan fliping characters off

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 2 роки тому +11081

    I kind of love how the grandson is so bad at ideas that he accidentally ruined two honestly good ones. A new box of nails every month and a ladder rental service sound like great ideas, but he swapped them around into uselessness.

    • @squazyleader8934
      @squazyleader8934 2 роки тому +568

      Yo! I never picked that up

    • @fionnbarrcasey5247
      @fionnbarrcasey5247 2 роки тому +429

      Lol idk why it took me till now to realize the swapped mistake there haha

    • @Carma1023
      @Carma1023 2 роки тому +213

      He likely passed business school with a C, C-, or D I bet

    • @tmuney8870
      @tmuney8870 2 роки тому +122

      @@Carma1023 “with really good grades”

    • @Hifuutorian
      @Hifuutorian 2 роки тому +9

      @@Carma1023 Nah. This is definitely A+ work from a business grad. They teach you the stupidest shit in business schools.

  • @kurtcoibainjr
    @kurtcoibainjr 3 роки тому +1745

    "who? Ted? I love Ted." Might be the most adorable thing I've ever heard.

  • @Daedalussi
    @Daedalussi 3 роки тому +3957

    idk about yall but brennan saying 'youre such a smart good boy' in his gentle old man voice cured all current and future daddy issues for me.

    • @munin81
      @munin81 3 роки тому +17

      Same

    • @GiubileiFernando
      @GiubileiFernando 3 роки тому +73

      Made me teary-eyed like Captain Anderson saying he was proud of me.

    • @charcoal200
      @charcoal200 3 роки тому +60

      It definitely did something to my daddy issues...😏
      For the record, this is a joke. Although Brennan could def get it...

    • @soffren
      @soffren 3 роки тому +7

      @@GiubileiFernando I didn't know that existed and now I'm crying

    • @RobertPatrician
      @RobertPatrician 3 роки тому +1

      Best ringtone :)

  • @Tankerrex3
    @Tankerrex3 3 роки тому +664

    I like how despite how lost he looks regarding these fancy business models but his mind is still sharp to catch on to the thing about a permanent pop up store

    • @nicholaslewis8594
      @nicholaslewis8594 3 роки тому +49

      He’s the sharp one, his grandson is the idiot😂

    • @RedZeshinX
      @RedZeshinX 3 роки тому +20

      @@nicholaslewis8594 Yet his grandson ultimately netted them a billion dollars. 🤷‍♂️ In money terms he's not an idiot, he's just in tune with how crazy our economic reality has become. In terms of VALUES that's a whole other story, everybody cherishes main street mom and pop shops and the venerable generational common sense down-to-earth roll-up-your-sleeves hard work ethic behind it, but that's not the shrewd man's fast track to becoming a billionaire and never has been.

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 3 роки тому +47

      @@RedZeshinX If you killed everyone else in the world, you'd be king of the rubble. The "shrewd man's" fast track to owning it all requires the selling of his own soul to his greed.

    • @thebrokenhandle7691
      @thebrokenhandle7691 3 роки тому +9

      @@SomeUA-camTraveler couldn’t agree more. it works, but you’ll only ever want more.

    • @RedZeshinX
      @RedZeshinX 3 роки тому +7

      @@SomeUA-camTraveler Oh I don't disagree, I infinitely prefer the simple, humble, hard working, honest life. I'm just saying that the grandson in this sketch ultimately didn't prove to be an idiot in pure money terms, in the sense of VALUES he's a fool (especially his sociopathic disregard for his grandfather's friend and his livelihood) but otherwise spoken the young man basically shortcut through a lifetime of effort to a life of prosperity and early retirement in no time flat, it's what Scrooge McDuck would call "working smarter, not harder".

  • @ctran1955
    @ctran1955 Рік тому +255

    I know it’s a fake character but I was so sad when Lucas was yelling at his grandpa… his grandpa is so so sweet, he really tried to entertain his grandsons ideas, and even said he’s a good smart kid. And of course his friendship with Ted. I’d give anything to have this grandpa be proud of me

    • @Jorgelhus
      @Jorgelhus 3 місяці тому +1

      Grandpa Brenan goals

  • @NG-fk6wc
    @NG-fk6wc 3 роки тому +4761

    Grandpa. " I feel like the world left me behind "
    Me. " Same grandpa, same ......."
    Grandpa. " I'm so sad"
    Me. " Me too Grandpa "

    • @TrickOrRetreat
      @TrickOrRetreat 3 роки тому +5

      😋👍

    • @06024d
      @06024d 3 роки тому +26

      there's no tegridy animore...

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 3 роки тому +17

      Right at the end he snapped from out of touch to cutting edge.

    • @freddierhodes8201
      @freddierhodes8201 3 роки тому

      I'm 17. I don't get it.

    • @piedmontrf81
      @piedmontrf81 3 роки тому +12

      @@freddierhodes8201 I’m legit 3 years younger than you and get it

  • @protosaber363
    @protosaber363 3 роки тому +2388

    "Do we have interns?"
    **The majority of our work force is now interns**
    "Oh no.."

    • @TheGamingHive
      @TheGamingHive 3 роки тому +46

      My thoughts exactly.

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 3 роки тому +59

      Umm...you forgot term contractors (with no benefits) ;)

    • @Briskrainbow0
      @Briskrainbow0 3 роки тому +76

      That moment when even Grandpa knows it is just slave driving with extra steps.

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @GreyAcumen
      @GreyAcumen 3 роки тому +5

      @@Briskrainbow0 - not just that, but comparatively incompetent slave driving.

  • @theonelincoln
    @theonelincoln 3 роки тому +4311

    “They’re gonna have 12 ladders at the end of the year, Lucas”

    • @rob98000
      @rob98000 3 роки тому +139

      Think about it, that's 360 ft of ladders. It's prefect

    • @anindyassdey
      @anindyassdey 3 роки тому +157

      Should have done reverse. Send nails every month and rent out ladders.

    • @danitho
      @danitho 3 роки тому +106

      @@anindyassdey that would have made too much sense

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 3 роки тому +55

      @@anindyassdey GRANPA stop tricking me into inventing ideas THAT ALREADY EXIST

    • @captaineldeezee1336
      @captaineldeezee1336 3 роки тому +15

      "They actually sent me the wrong type of ladder."

  • @BlindErephon
    @BlindErephon 2 роки тому +1539

    "Grandpa, I'm not going to apologize for coming up with the Spotify of nails." is.......just the best business bro line.

    • @wilfred_ho
      @wilfred_ho Рік тому +14

      @@telleva7890 Underrated. Wish this was a standalone comment so that more people can read and enjoy it.

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 11 місяців тому +3

      @@wilfred_ho it’s gone now :(

  • @quinzee5299
    @quinzee5299 3 роки тому +2102

    Watching the grandpa try to talk about all this modern stuff that his grandson wrote is honestly adorable

  • @jaredlucev2705
    @jaredlucev2705 3 роки тому +708

    "With my 40 years experience and his 4 hours of UA-cam videos we make a good team" i love this because he's just reading from the teleprompter...meaning the kid wrote that line about himself.

    • @JohnstasBACK
      @JohnstasBACK 3 роки тому +3

      Lmfaoo love it and love u

    • @vkir89
      @vkir89 3 роки тому +3

      Gary Vaynerchuk videos none the less!

  • @ryandavis8000
    @ryandavis8000 3 роки тому +2153

    “I hereby renounce capitalism in all its forms and would like to request membership in the communist party” absolutely sent me

  • @mr.k4918
    @mr.k4918 2 роки тому +701

    "I hereby reject capitalism in all its forms and would like to formally request membership in the communist party" had me laughing so hard.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Рік тому +41

      All it took was his business poisoned grandson ruining his livelihood to the core for him to fully understand the problem and the solution

  • @tombirmingham7033
    @tombirmingham7033 3 роки тому +4861

    "don't you want to crush the competition"? "who, Ted? No, he's a great guy and he runs a great hardware store.".

    • @zackcross7190
      @zackcross7190 3 роки тому +393

      Grandpa knows about one of the best business practices, synergy.

    • @equallyavant
      @equallyavant 3 роки тому +103

      GODAMMIT GRANDPA!

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 2 роки тому +49

      Grampa and Ted are my OTP.

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 2 роки тому +14

      Hank Hill in a nutshell.

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 2 роки тому +6

      @@LoveMyUnusual OMG I love Hank Hill

  • @KingDuckGuy
    @KingDuckGuy 3 роки тому +1035

    "We have interns?"
    "We have a bunch of interns now. The majority of our work force will now be interns."
    "Oohh noo"
    Just the way he says "oh no" is just perfect.

    • @allocater2
      @allocater2 3 роки тому +23

      I believe that was the Minnesotan "Oohh noo".

    • @ManiacX1999
      @ManiacX1999 3 роки тому +3

      What is that a reference to?

    • @TheDunnDusted
      @TheDunnDusted 3 роки тому +71

      @@ManiacX1999 Interns as a workforce is essentially slave labour. You don't pay them with wages, you pay them with "experience", and then don't hire them despite working with the company for six months and instead hire Debbie and Mark who is your employee's niece and nephew, whom you pay minimum wage.

    • @45potato95
      @45potato95 3 роки тому +15

      Good thing he realizes how immoral internships are. Must’ve watched Adam.

    • @kalebjacobsen9411
      @kalebjacobsen9411 3 роки тому +8

      Are unpaid internships more common in different fields? Most of my friends in engineering disciplines all did paid internships. I managed to find a CS internship at basically minimum wage, but it was something.

  • @JoonDeWire
    @JoonDeWire 3 роки тому +7045

    "I hereby renounce capitalism in all it's forms and would like to request a membership in the communist party." That one had me dying.

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 3 роки тому +215

      And I'm here asking which one, because there's a bunch of tiny ones and they all hate eachother.

    • @kovacsnovak6745
      @kovacsnovak6745 3 роки тому +46

      @@kevinwillems8720 just like the other one

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 3 роки тому +12

      @@kovacsnovak6745 what other one?

    • @kovacsnovak6745
      @kovacsnovak6745 3 роки тому +30

      @@kevinwillems8720 it's opposite

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 3 роки тому +7

      @@kovacsnovak6745 what?

  • @glaciersilt316
    @glaciersilt316 2 роки тому +546

    Love the fact that they got how locally owned businesses typically get along with each other

    • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
      @GrndAdmiralThrawn 2 роки тому +78

      I’m from a small town and this was more or less the mechanics. They referred people to each other sometimes because they understood that there were things other shops did better or faster. They also all knew each other or went to church together, so word of mouth was important in ensuring quality.

    • @raibyo
      @raibyo Рік тому +44

      Same thing here. My late grandfather used to run a fabric store. Whenever a customer come looking for a type of fabric his shop don't have or ran out of stock, he would always refer to other fabric stores in the district and other fabric stores also does the same.

    • @Karl_der_Genosse
      @Karl_der_Genosse Рік тому +43

      Metastudies have actually found out that cooperation results in higher productivity, innovation and long-term stability than competition, so this is not only true, but how businesses should be run in general.

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 Рік тому +31

      @@Karl_der_Genosse Cause when you are cooperating with each other, your mind isn't overtaken by fear that you might lose your ass any minute. You can actually relax, and focus on whatever it is you are doing.
      Society itself, is built on humans cooperating with each other. Everyone fulfilling a role that together makes us greater than the sum of our parts.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@CrashB111 and if a spciety decides to build itself on people competing with one another..... we just end up in the fucking hunger games............

  • @15thCrypt
    @15thCrypt 3 роки тому +669

    That guy got fired by all those CEOs and now is trying to turn his grandad into one because no one will hire him

  • @patriciomendoza19
    @patriciomendoza19 3 роки тому +395

    "But we are just a store though..." I felt that on a deeper level than I feel like I should've.
    Edit 5/16/21
    (corrected from "should of")

  • @jacktowers7533
    @jacktowers7533 3 роки тому +282

    4:17: “Who Ted?! No!!! I love Ted!!!”
    This one bit about his grandson not understanding that business shouldn’t get in the way of friendships and integrity says so much about where the world has gone wrong

    • @CmdrTom
      @CmdrTom 3 роки тому +9

      Ted runs a great hardware store!

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 3 роки тому +3

      That's what capitalism fundamentally does to ya.

    • @jacktowers7533
      @jacktowers7533 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrGksarathy I welcome Comrade hardstart into my dirty commie bosom

  • @gavinwalsh9860
    @gavinwalsh9860 2 роки тому +1740

    I genuinely really appreciate that the "confused old guy" character is being portrayed as the logical one here, I feel like that generation has taken a lot on the internet recently.

    • @EAfirstlast
      @EAfirstlast Рік тому

      well, cause they are still in control of all the important stuff and are running the world into the ground because they won't e alive to see the costs

    • @OlOleander
      @OlOleander Рік тому +34

      It's a brilliant turnaround for comedy.

    • @dontmisunderstand6041
      @dontmisunderstand6041 Рік тому +45

      Deservedly so, it's why it works so well as a joke here. It subverts expectations.

    • @jsnrvst
      @jsnrvst Рік тому +56

      It also works in good part because the actors and writers themselves are young. Old people making fun of young people, or young people making fun of old people, doesn't always work so well. It feels too much like taking pot shots and settling scores with another generation, while here it's just 30-somethings making fun of current trends.

    • @Zzyzzyzzs
      @Zzyzzyzzs Рік тому +14

      People often go on about "old people this or that" when it comes to technology and modern ideas. They forget that, for instance with gaming, the first commercially available arcade games like Pong and Computer Space came out in the early 1970s, and if we're talking home PCs, they exploded in the 80s but were around since the mid-70s, so if you were a teen who started gaming in the early 70s or an adult who first bought a PC in the late 70s, you'd be in your 60s or 70s now. Even if we're talking console games like Ataris, Segas and Nintendos, people who first got them were usually yuppies because they were still pretty expensive, so if you were a gamer in your 20s in 1983, that means gamers are in their 60s now. (Funny thing is I just had to make this point to some old people; turns out if you say the same thing enough times, everyone believes it).
      The problem is people don't make the difference between people expressing confusion with new ideas and frustration because they see new ideas as stupid and unnecessary. In that respect, old people and young people are actually not that different. A lot of people across all ages are cautious or resistant to new ideas, especially in the fast-moving tech world where many things are released untested and unprotected, with no thought given to their effects or even if they're necessary. They're just shoved on us by people desperate to convince us we need it so they can make money. No one likes that; it's not just old people.

  • @Merudinnn
    @Merudinnn 3 роки тому +4479

    This is the most realistic one of these y'all have ever done. Usually these exist in a fake world, where CEOs are normal people who are upset by their own dumb companies, but this one is just like real life lmao

    • @Z2Wolf
      @Z2Wolf 3 роки тому +307

      I mean it's still unrealistic, because at the end he actually renounced capitalism rather than blaming it on some demographic he already hated somehow.

    • @defaultlogos2976
      @defaultlogos2976 3 роки тому +27

      No one would be dumb enough to even start a business like this and even if they did, it wouldn't exist much longer.

    • @Merudinnn
      @Merudinnn 3 роки тому +88

      @@defaultlogos2976 yes that's why it's the most realistic cause CEOs are ACTUALLY dumb out of touch idiots like this lmao unlike in the others where they're the voice of reason

    • @purplemoss3313
      @purplemoss3313 3 роки тому +65

      @@defaultlogos2976 I'm pretty a guy made a $400 electric juicer that needs $5 packs for a single glass of juice that you can only use by controling it by WiFi...

    • @defaultlogos2976
      @defaultlogos2976 3 роки тому +2

      @@purplemoss3313
      And how many people buy that damned product?

  • @andsailedcalmlyon
    @andsailedcalmlyon 3 роки тому +440

    "I said it like it was normal, but it was crazy" is killing me

  • @YukoValis
    @YukoValis 3 роки тому +530

    "But in business, the newest and most exciting idea, with the least research, adopted the fastest, is always the best."
    That was beautiful. That right there explains everything wrong with companies and marketing.

    • @xsteveconwayx
      @xsteveconwayx 3 роки тому +4

      That’s literally what Best Buy is doing because their online sales rose during the pandemic.

  • @geoffreyforbes9568
    @geoffreyforbes9568 3 роки тому +2832

    I love all of Brennan’s work. He is fantastic! But I wanna give special praise to “Lucas”. He NAILED the idealistic but irritating MBA spouting all kinds of buzzwords and nonsensical ideas.
    4:47 “Location is DEAD, Grampa!” His cadence and tone was a perfect match to an annoyed Tom Haverford.

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 2 роки тому +77

      The Lucas character was giving me Ryan Howard from The Office vibes for the MBA buzzword talk.

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 2 роки тому +7

      MBA?

    • @OJtheModerator
      @OJtheModerator 2 роки тому +53

      @@Double-R-Nothing Master of Business Administration. It's a type of graduate degree.

    • @justagrainofsalt
      @justagrainofsalt 2 роки тому +36

      AGREED. I was watching the dropout bloopers of this and the number of times Lucas’s character improv made me cackle and made Brennan break character is crazy XD I wanna know who voiced him now😭

    • @justagrainofsalt
      @justagrainofsalt 2 роки тому +25

      O H also I found out who Lucas is. He's David Kerns

  • @ChanceTheBrony
    @ChanceTheBrony 3 роки тому +2530

    Grandpa: I’m not a communist
    CEO: *tries to make him destroy his own friends’ livelihoods*
    Grandpa: I might be a communist

    • @Sablus
      @Sablus 3 роки тому +204

      Small business owner gets exposed to the evils of late stage capitalism... "ah shit it's all horrible..."

    • @alexandercolefield9523
      @alexandercolefield9523 3 роки тому +134

      "I love Ted, he has a great store."

    • @andreimoga7813
      @andreimoga7813 3 роки тому +26

      you GOTTA *CRUSH!*

    • @gabehockett
      @gabehockett 3 роки тому +17

      @@alexandercolefield9523 GOD DAMNIT GRANDPA

    • @bigbrain4820
      @bigbrain4820 3 роки тому +5

      yay now let’s do communism so no one can own a store!

  • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
    @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 роки тому +1700

    “I, uh... I’m so sad.”
    “Grandpa, keep reading.”
    “Sorry.”

    • @dezh6345
      @dezh6345 3 роки тому +50

      ):

    • @SuperLadyDanger
      @SuperLadyDanger 3 роки тому +39

      I felt that.

    • @rebeccat7912
      @rebeccat7912 3 роки тому +8

      I laughed so hard at that part; it was so genuine and disheartening, but I was cackling 😩

    • @Uufda651
      @Uufda651 3 роки тому +3

      Just wanted to give him a hug

    • @BugBestieLily
      @BugBestieLily 3 роки тому +1

      Makes me so sad,,

  • @TheBlueArmageddon
    @TheBlueArmageddon 3 роки тому +325

    I giggled really hard when he almost convinced his newphew to keep the store by calling it a pop-up

    • @livelongandprospermary8796
      @livelongandprospermary8796 3 роки тому +7

      They literally said grandson tho

    • @reptocilicus
      @reptocilicus 3 роки тому +3

      @@livelongandprospermary8796 No, I’m pretty sure newphew is correct here.

    • @reptocilicus
      @reptocilicus 3 роки тому +3

      @Mac mcskullface Nah. “Newphew.”

    • @jixo6294
      @jixo6294 3 роки тому

      Excuse me, WTF is your profile pic?

    • @TheBlueArmageddon
      @TheBlueArmageddon 3 роки тому

      @@jixo6294 A fusion between Aggron and Feraligatr ;D

  • @FoxLosst
    @FoxLosst Рік тому +164

    I'm from a small town in Western Ireland, and I can honestly say that this man is the owner of every small shop in my area. They're all owned by old men or women who don't care about profit and care more about the community. Him being concerned by the fact that people would have 12 ladders per year? 100% something that would happen. Liking and caring about his completion? Really common.
    These kinds of shops are amazing because the owners are so nice and the shops are nearly homely, and they will do everything to ensure you pay as little as possible.
    A while ago my aunt hit a car going up the town and took the wingmirror off it. Now the owner and her husband own a small hardware shop and they refused to take any money for the damage and just taped it back on themselves. Then the next day, after causing hundreds of euros in damages, my aunt goes down to the shop to get a hammer and the husband was in the shop and he wouldn't let her pay for it. He had got such a good impression from her after she literally hit his car that he made her borrow a brand new hammer just as long as she promised to bring it back and just walked away when she offered payment. These people and these shops make the world go round and they must be protected at any and all cost

    • @westonepstein
      @westonepstein Рік тому +4

      Your story legit made me tear up. Thank you!

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 10 місяців тому +1

      Are you from Clare, by any chance? My ex is from Kerry, and this sounds a lot like Bantry or Listowel to me.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 5 місяців тому

      @@marny3559 Galway says hi!

  • @cartez4695
    @cartez4695 3 роки тому +875

    "I wouldn't even know how to return nails." Best lines

    • @theiromia2389
      @theiromia2389 3 роки тому +10

      i mean, could you, and if you could why

    • @BenjaminBarboza
      @BenjaminBarboza 3 роки тому +7

      Nail Repo.

    • @jasonp.1195
      @jasonp.1195 3 роки тому +25

      There was a time where hand made nails were valuable enough that burning down the existing structure to recover them was a thing.

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy 3 роки тому +5

      It' funny because if he swapped the rental model to ladders and the subscription model to "your choice of nails or screws' that's... not a bad business model for any contractor who goes through a shitload of nails monthly and maybe doesn't have the space to store a large 30ft ladder all the time.

    • @virtuallyreal6116
      @virtuallyreal6116 3 роки тому

      Burn the house down like the Vikings

  • @Drowsyspace128
    @Drowsyspace128 3 роки тому +505

    I love how the grandfather almost tricks him into keeping the store

    • @Shadowmants
      @Shadowmants 3 роки тому +25

      Stop trying to trick me into inventing stuff that already exists!

    • @mwil2495
      @mwil2495 3 роки тому +4

      He had to try.

    • @bitcoinweasel9274
      @bitcoinweasel9274 3 роки тому +5

      I was really rootin' for ol' gramps.

  • @peoskampilos
    @peoskampilos 3 роки тому +410

    Brennan was so good in this I got sad with him

  • @vladtheimpaler9577
    @vladtheimpaler9577 2 роки тому +1707

    "I'm not some comi socialist"
    30 seconds later
    "I herby renounce capitalism in all its forms and would like to request membership in the communist party"

    • @chrisnagy377
      @chrisnagy377 2 роки тому +87

      that's how it happens

    • @sp4c1ng_0ut8
      @sp4c1ng_0ut8 2 роки тому +38

      WOO!

    • @Kaweebo
      @Kaweebo Рік тому +2

      Yeah that was pretty dumb

    • @Irreverent_Radiation
      @Irreverent_Radiation Рік тому

      ​@@Kaweebo 👆 This MF doesn't get jokes

    • @gonzoengineering4894
      @gonzoengineering4894 11 місяців тому +76

      ​@@Kaweeboyou see, in comedy, there's this thing called punchlines. These typically follow something called a setup.
      The setup establishes an expectation for what will follow, while the punchline will subvert these expectations to comedic effect.
      Hope this helps

  • @certifieddarkboi2561
    @certifieddarkboi2561 3 роки тому +737

    Even though this isn't real, I feel really bad for the grandpa losing his store and replacing it with some online trend saying goodbye to everything, now I wonder what are they teaching in business school

    • @RedZeshinX
      @RedZeshinX 3 роки тому +20

      But they made a billion dollars at the end of the sketch. 🤷‍♂️ We all value honest hard work, but if that was all it took to make people billionaires then every small town main street mom-and-pop shop would be drowning in cash.

    • @Glornak
      @Glornak 3 роки тому +56

      That's just how businessmen make millions nowadays.
      Step 1: buy a successful small business.
      Srep 2: attract private investors.
      Step 3: using the cash infusion to build up the business at a loss and go public.
      Step 4: use popular marketing terms to attract lots of public investors.
      Step 5: you and the private investors cash out their shares and go home with tons of profit while the public investors are stuck with a failing business.

    • @RuefulCenturion
      @RuefulCenturion 3 роки тому +4

      @@RedZeshinX Two billion.

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 3 роки тому +17

      @@Glornak You just described a pyramid scheme.

    • @zelokorLocalGodOfChaosAndBread
      @zelokorLocalGodOfChaosAndBread 3 роки тому +10

      @@jacobfreeman5444 exactly, that's what it is

  • @karthikranga
    @karthikranga 3 роки тому +1404

    I like how the "CEO" doesn't go through the script before being recorded. Just go with the flow is what they are all about. LOL.

    • @igpg5
      @igpg5 3 роки тому +5

      Nah it's live!

    • @kamaleyonvt
      @kamaleyonvt 3 роки тому +33

      I've done work like this in school, he's reading 3 words ahead but not really internalizating them until he says them

    • @Siberius-
      @Siberius- 3 роки тому +3

      Busy people! no time for such things. :P

    • @datafoxy
      @datafoxy 3 роки тому +6

      True local ad energy.

    • @zomega4075
      @zomega4075 3 роки тому +1

      .

  • @Jupiterninja95
    @Jupiterninja95 3 роки тому +433

    I don't get this...
    "When my grandson Lucas came back from business school-"
    Ah I get this

    • @theherrdark4834
      @theherrdark4834 3 роки тому +20

      He never said his grandson graduated.

    • @milamberarial
      @milamberarial 3 роки тому +14

      @@theherrdark4834 ...I had not realized that. It explains a lot here.

  • @helmuthelmlos5067
    @helmuthelmlos5067 3 роки тому +587

    this "oh no" about the interns, half concerned about the good wood, half concerned about the ppor souls getting exploited, best second in the whole very good video

  • @MysticalApple
    @MysticalApple 3 роки тому +2124

    damn Brennan didn't age well. Holding up the entirety of CollegeHumor has taken a toll on him

    • @Quocalimar
      @Quocalimar 3 роки тому +25

      Damn I just made a similar comment on a different video. He really is carrying the whole shabang

    • @bilbo_gamers6417
      @bilbo_gamers6417 2 роки тому +13

      he is a truly amazing actor.

    • @clockandballtorturewithcra5010
      @clockandballtorturewithcra5010 2 роки тому +14

      Ya. Holding up this channel has to be hard. Since the CEO skits are kinda the only thing that's genuinely funny unlike everything else they've made.

    • @EternalShadow1667
      @EternalShadow1667 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah, he seems to have aged 30 years in the last 2 years or so, such a shame. Still holding strong though.

    • @monkgogimasedi5265
      @monkgogimasedi5265 2 роки тому +1

      @@clockandballtorturewithcra5010
      Scott Sterling!!! Would like to say hello

  • @RealRedRabbit
    @RealRedRabbit 3 роки тому +433

    Fun fact. Brennan isn't even wearing old man makeup in this skit. That's just the effect 2020 had on him.

  • @dylankornberg4892
    @dylankornberg4892 3 роки тому +282

    “‘...that’s why effective immediately we are shutting down our historic elm street location?!’ Lucas that’s the store!”

  • @jb7363
    @jb7363 3 роки тому +2032

    Just rent the ladders and send nails monthly! Solves everything!

    • @EvelynFTTE
      @EvelynFTTE 3 роки тому +51

      Honestly yes.

    • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
      @GrndAdmiralThrawn 3 роки тому +263

      That is unironically a good business deal. I think part of the humor is that the grandson misses the irony of giving away ladders but renting nails

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 3 роки тому +104

      @@GrndAdmiralThrawn you hit the nail on the head.

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 3 роки тому +78

      @@romxxii Too bad you'll have to return it afterwards

    • @abiqhurairah8121
      @abiqhurairah8121 3 роки тому +70

      Actually, I'd love to be a member of an online rent shop for good quality tools. Decent power tool is quite pricey. On average, I only need it for like 8 hours per year. It'd be more efficient if I can just rent them. I even won't need to have permanent space in my small house to store these tool.
      Somebody, please start this business and give me a call later.

  • @TheOGClassicMan
    @TheOGClassicMan 3 роки тому +117

    I fell behind on my nail payments during the pandemic and some guys came and took out a wall of my house and two steps off of my front porch...not even consecutive ones...two different steps...

    • @m33r61
      @m33r61 3 роки тому +15

      Well obviously, if they took two consecutive steps you would have to step up three steps at one point, instead you get to step up two steps twice. Ungrateful!

    • @lorcostridge2811
      @lorcostridge2811 3 роки тому +2

      Someone give this person more likes!

    • @mickys8065
      @mickys8065 3 роки тому

      they took the screws holding my bed up, while I was sleeping in it

    • @BenjaminRegen
      @BenjaminRegen 2 місяці тому

      🤣👏👏

  • @NOSfusion
    @NOSfusion 3 роки тому +524

    “Who Ted? No I love Ted, he runs a great hardware store.”

    • @shamsigamer4107
      @shamsigamer4107 3 роки тому +44

      This makes me want to cry a little. Normal people are such a treasure. :'(

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 3 роки тому +24

      Everyone loves to paint old white men as these hateful, nasty, evil morons, when in actuality, the demographic is full of kind, loving, community-minded gentlemen. Prejudice really does go both ways.

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 3 роки тому +8

      @Mac mcskullface You saying "nobody actually does that" simply means you haven't heard it. It'd be like someone saying "nobody actually calls black people the N word anymore." Not malicious, just ignorant.
      Everyone justifies their own prejudice. Examining your own can lead to some hefty cognitive dissonance though, from which accusations of "false equivalency" tend to be the go-to escape.
      If you're even more convinced I'm wrong now, you're proving my point that you just don't understand.

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 3 роки тому +4

      @Mac mcskullface I _did_ respond to what you've [said], and you claimed in response that my example (of something I've personally witnessed quite often on social media) can "easily be refuted." How do you intend to easily refute my own experience? This tactic is called "gaslighting" -- a term I'm sure you've come across in your journey through Wikipedia in which you've built your arsenal of fallacies to accuse people of as soon as you come across resistance, believing you've somehow _invalidated_ valid points (or, in this case, observations based on personal experiences).
      A true discussion is more difficult than that. You're like the guy who cries "slippery slope fallacy!!" every time someone brings up a logical consequence you'd rather not consider. It's dishonest discourse.
      Oh, and to channel JoJo:
      "Your next line is, 'Anecdotal experiences do not make a point valid!'"
      Save it -- I've been here before, as has everyone who's ever had to convince someone with _their fingers in their ears_ that they have a biased point of view.

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 3 роки тому +4

      @Mac mcskullface ...you've doubled down and it's not even worth it anymore.
      _You_ brought up the terms "racist" and "bigot", not me. _You_ have been the one dismissing valid points while tossing snappy terms about like they actually apply here. _You_ have characterized my point of "elderly white people are commonly stereotyped as evil morons these days, which is prejudice" as offensive anecdote, when I (or anyone with a Facebook page) could easily prove the opposite. By your stubbornness to self-reflect, you have been proving my point even as you argue against it.
      What you describe as a "bizarre characterization" of you, I hold to be a reasonably accurate assessment. You appear to me to be an amateur debater with fingers in their ears and a chip on their shoulder, very self-righteously confident in the idea that anyone claiming "prejudice can go both ways" is Wrong On Principle. Let anyone reading our conversation decide for themselves who was being the most accurate in their assessment of the other and had a more reasonable point to make. I'm done talking.

  • @triciaramgoolam4045
    @triciaramgoolam4045 3 роки тому +312

    I love how, instead of the CEO getting pisses it's the person off camera. 😂😂😂 A complete reversal.

  • @SquishyNarwhal57
    @SquishyNarwhal57 3 роки тому +614

    I know it's just a bit, but I felt so sad that Lucas is essentially taking his Grandpa's legacy and throwing it away. Felt a lot more real than some other bits he's done.

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 Рік тому

      It’s actually a real phenomenon! Many family owned businesses die with the third generation because they think they have great ideas!

  • @Justinthemood
    @Justinthemood 3 роки тому +1218

    This is not an upset CEO but also a disappointed grandfather. His grandson needs therapy 🌈

    • @altorins
      @altorins 3 роки тому +37

      And apparently the granddad now needs therapy as well.........

    • @Justinthemood
      @Justinthemood 3 роки тому +15

      @@altorins Yeah and chances are the he'll get along with the idea of going to a therapy while his grandson might rebel.."Do you think I'm mad grandfather?" 😅

    • @WrensthavAviovus
      @WrensthavAviovus 3 роки тому +10

      I think two billion dollars after destroying ten plus other businesses can buy decent therapy session. Maybe.

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 3 роки тому +17

      Listen, you can have emotional self-awareness or a business degree, ya gotta pick one

    • @gotban8846
      @gotban8846 3 роки тому

      Physical therapy 👀👀

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 3 роки тому +312

    "But in Business, the newest, most exciting idea with the least ammount of research and adopted the fastest is always the best"
    This is way to accurate

  • @cyborgbob1017
    @cyborgbob1017 3 роки тому +1687

    I love how this perfectly encompasses the simple “grandpa/hardware store owner” stereotype as well as the “spoiled grandson” one

    • @ryospeedwagon1456
      @ryospeedwagon1456 2 роки тому +81

      He's not spoiled, he's a product of society influenced by economics. He's adopted the sigma grind hustle mindset as his lifestyle because the economy is fucked and people can't afford anything, let alone retire. He's trying to help his grandfather use the business to wring every last red cent out of people because that's the world we live in currently and that's how many people have adapted their beliefs to survive in it. The grandpa doesn't really connect with that because the time he grew up in saw unprecedented economic gains and the growth of the middle class. Case in point he has owned his own hardware store for probably a few decades at this point and in all likelihood has money for retirement, owns and paid off a house, etc. Meanwhile Lucas might not really have much of anything to his name other than the lease for an efficiency apartment that costs more to rent than a mortgage and potentially a sizable student loan debt.
      This realistically, yet hyperbolically shows the comparison of the two generations and their unique experiences with how the economy of their time shaped their world view and livelihood. This is equally as funny as it is fucking sad - because its kind of true.

    • @fionnbarrcasey5247
      @fionnbarrcasey5247 2 роки тому +36

      @@ryospeedwagon1456 nah he is spoiled… but everything else you said is still correct😂

    • @cycy8699
      @cycy8699 Рік тому +1

      @@ryospeedwagon1456 if this wasn’t a reply it’d be top comment

    • @aguywithalotofopinions412
      @aguywithalotofopinions412 Рік тому +4

      @@ryospeedwagon1456 And he's spoiled. But also, all that corporate bs is exactly the reason why local ''family-like'' businesses can thrive, because there's a demand for them in this increasingly fast-paced system.

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 Рік тому

      ​@@ryospeedwagon1456 Everyone suffers from the things you said. And your response is to.... become the bad thing and increase the suffering? Interesting.

  • @ycombinator
    @ycombinator Рік тому +854

    Best money we ever spent.

    • @Draghoul03
      @Draghoul03 Рік тому +37

      Holy shit it’s them

    • @kyrasoze516
      @kyrasoze516 Рік тому +24

      But what are your feelings about Ted's store?

    • @bretallen4994
      @bretallen4994 Рік тому +3

      Back in college I tried to get a few businesses accepted by you guys. It wasn't meant to be, but no hard feelings.

    • @nyesomboonsup9448
      @nyesomboonsup9448 11 місяців тому +1

      Whew

    • @W4t3rf1r3
      @W4t3rf1r3 8 місяців тому

      Oh wow screw you :)

  • @PaulTMaack0
    @PaulTMaack0 3 роки тому +412

    Oh, man... This is the greatest series ever. "Grandpa, STOP TRICKING ME into inventing things that ALREADY EXIST!"

    • @nicolasneal204
      @nicolasneal204 3 роки тому +10

      The best part is when you realize it's not the first time he used that trick

    • @akenu87
      @akenu87 3 роки тому

      @@nicolasneal204 And that it probably works every single time... :D

  • @theoaudioverse
    @theoaudioverse 3 роки тому +291

    Still waiting for the "Onlyfans CEO" video. They'll have to do it eventually.

    • @thingsthatgobomb
      @thingsthatgobomb 3 роки тому +5

      yes

    • @davidsquall351
      @davidsquall351 3 роки тому +2

      oy vey

    • @jwasserman762
      @jwasserman762 3 роки тому +5

      I mean, what could the CEO of OlnyFans ever be surprised about with their user base?

    • @samkool3509
      @samkool3509 3 роки тому +1

      basically Tumblr CEO 2.0

    • @JE-zl6uy
      @JE-zl6uy 3 роки тому +11

      @@jwasserman762 "Hi folks! CEO of only fans. I am here today to give a big shout out to our biggest backer: Tumblr!"
      Tumblr CEO: *Screaming*
      Only fans CEO: "Without Tumblr outlawing all rule 34 content, we'd never have had an opportunity to swoop in and grab all that sweet delicious sex money... And just... Roll around in it like a big, sexy and very horny swine."

  • @benjaminpryer8215
    @benjaminpryer8215 3 роки тому +1173

    Was it funny? Yes. Is it painfully accurate? Also yes. Have I decided whether to laugh or cry about how hard this video hits home? I have no idea yet.

    • @galiciaart
      @galiciaart 3 роки тому +10

      Don't you wanna crush it????

    • @ladyaceina
      @ladyaceina 3 роки тому +8

      indeed you watch it and think "its a hardwaerre store its not ment to make huge profits it exist to sell like 2 things a day that cost liek 2 bucks ma"

    • @dna448
      @dna448 3 роки тому +1

      This wasn't funny. Make some good points about current society yes. Overall this is complete garbage compared to what college humor was producing 10 years ago

    • @ladyaceina
      @ladyaceina 3 роки тому +6

      @@dna448 i found it hillarious llike all the CEO videos

    • @Simon-tb6tn
      @Simon-tb6tn 3 роки тому +3

      I liked that even the script writers felt bad about Brennan's character and gave him like a billion dollars at the end so he gets to live in his little hardware store for as long as he wants and not have to deal with Lucas.

  • @zerogoodcontent7293
    @zerogoodcontent7293 3 роки тому +823

    What I truly love is that the guy in the background said “grandpa for the last time, stop tricking me into inventing stuff that already exists!” Because this implies that this kind old man has been tricking his grandson into inventing stuff that already exist which is just hilarious when you think about it

    • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
      @GrndAdmiralThrawn 2 роки тому +29

      I guarantee that if my grandpa had still been alive to see me and my cousins, he would have been doing the exact same thing to us.

    • @makelgrax
      @makelgrax 2 роки тому +61

      It's actually a smart way to teach why certain things are as is instead of some other way!

    • @llIlIlllII
      @llIlIlllII Рік тому +7

      This comment gave me cancer. "Someone said it was sunny today which implies that it's sunny today, which is awesome if you think about it!"

    • @Kabirdix
      @Kabirdix Рік тому +1

      Yeah you really need to let that one sit for a moment eh

  • @garrettglass586
    @garrettglass586 2 роки тому +202

    “We have interns?”
    “We have a bunch of interns now. The majority of our work force will now be interns.”
    “Oh no.”

  • @jmgerraughty
    @jmgerraughty 3 роки тому +596

    **sees new CEO vid**
    "Awesome, this is gonna make me happy!"
    **watches new CEO vid**
    "...why am I so sad now?"

    • @chookity5399
      @chookity5399 3 роки тому +25

      Is it because your ladder subscription hasn't come through yet? 😁

    • @Rewarpsudomakeinstall
      @Rewarpsudomakeinstall 3 роки тому +14

      Have you tried renouncing capitalism in all its forms?

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 3 роки тому +2

      @@Rewarpsudomakeinstall that means getting off UA-cam lol, cant be supporting the corporations by watching the ads and creating revenue for the rich lmao

    • @Limitedonathios
      @Limitedonathios 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah, this made me so depressed. He is just pushing his "grandpa" too hard. In a soap opera he would steal his grandfather's buisness after gramps died under mysterious circumstances with a new life insurance policy payable to his grandson

    • @Rewarpsudomakeinstall
      @Rewarpsudomakeinstall 3 роки тому

      @@jordanhicks5131 "Yet you live in a society. I am so smart"

  • @NguyenTran-cx3uy
    @NguyenTran-cx3uy 3 роки тому +218

    This is the first time the disembodied voice has shown this much emotion.

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 3 роки тому +8

      Well, it is not Kyle this time. Although I admit I like Kyle's rationalizations for his team's blunders.

    • @kevinsantos5050
      @kevinsantos5050 3 роки тому

      @@thiagodeandrade7081 I bet they studied in the same college

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 3 роки тому

      @@kevinsantos5050 It would not surprise me.

  • @henrywebb3009
    @henrywebb3009 3 роки тому +746

    "Don't you wanna crush Ted?" "No he runs a great hardware store". We may have lost the fact that to benefit ourselves we don't need to put others down. We're perfectly capable of lifting ourselves up without crushing others. Be friendly folks.

    • @final_animal
      @final_animal 2 роки тому +18

      that's capitalism

    • @LiamBar2010
      @LiamBar2010 2 роки тому

      @@final_animal nah, that's late-stage, unregulated capitalism.
      Capitalism thrives through competition to foster innovation and quality service, but without regulation you end up with what we have now.
      Megacorporations crushing competition and carving out monopolies, so they can provide a poorer service and charge more money without investment their end.

    • @final_animal
      @final_animal 2 роки тому +39

      @@LiamBar2010 late stage, unregulated capitalism is capitalism. Deregulation comes from corporate lobbying, something which is impossible to legislate against due to the nature of capitalism in the first place.
      The system incentivizes greed. Capitalism and "late stage" capitalism are the same thing, there's no other possible way for a capitalist system to play out.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 роки тому +3

      Not how capitalism works you kind of need infirm grow so crushing is kind of important

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 2 роки тому

      @@final_animal you really don't understand what capitalism is huh? Capitalism is any system that has personal ownership, buying and selling, markets, money etc. Thats it. Thats all it is.
      Unregulated capitalism is capitalism. So is regulated capitalism. So is anarchocapitalism. So is social democracy. There are even some forms of socialism that are capitalist. How capitalism plays out is up to how people want it to play out. Things are how they are because people wanted them to be this way. For example in the us you can basically pinpoint the decline with reagan. Before that there was a 90% corporate tax rate. The usa wasn't non capitalist then. Or during the new deal. It was perfectly capitalist it just has specific policies regarding regulation and taxation. There is no endpoint of capitalism. There is no "natural decline", people wanted and worked so that things became shittier it didn't happen on its own. Same way people worked and wanted things to become better during the gilded age when 8 year olds used to work 14 hours a day. As things become worse so can they become better
      Also regulating companies is pretty easy and happens literally everywhere, just to a different degree. As for corporate lobbying, its literally only legal in the usa. In most places its highly illegal. Not to say it never happens or anything, but it happens in the same sense that crimes happen. People try to hide it they can't do it as extensively and if they are found out it can sink their career

  • @jodizon8829
    @jodizon8829 3 роки тому +665

    This has to be my favorite comedy series to ever exist

    • @hunneylipps
      @hunneylipps 3 роки тому +6

      Lol same 😂😁

    • @b8alumrockb8
      @b8alumrockb8 3 роки тому +1

      Really? Your absolute favourite? Its not that funny

    • @hunneylipps
      @hunneylipps 3 роки тому +8

      @@b8alumrockb8 but it is my favorite one is Skype CEO lol 😂😁

    • @jodizon8829
      @jodizon8829 3 роки тому +3

      @@b8alumrockb8 as a chaotic human, I find it pretty funny.

  • @TheCConnoll1
    @TheCConnoll1 3 роки тому +144

    And we were all talking about how the GoFundMe CEO video was the depressing one...
    Yet again a stellar performance from Brennan I seriously cannot believe the range he has.

  • @fujoshiiiii
    @fujoshiiiii 3 роки тому +253

    reminds me of my grandfather
    i asked him once "do you want a bowl of fruity pebbles?" and he looked at the packaging and said "oh no i don't think i'm ready for that, girl." like, he had to mentally prepare for the task of eating a breakfast cereal with more flavor than corn flakes lmao

    • @michaeldunkel1582
      @michaeldunkel1582 3 роки тому +26

      I'm 33 and I would need some sort of preparation to eat a cereal with that much sugar. At least... I assume that there is some sort of preparation that could make me ready for that, maybe it's impossible.

    • @oliverspencer2411
      @oliverspencer2411 3 роки тому +3

      @@michaeldunkel1582 same,

    • @MrKrinkelz
      @MrKrinkelz 3 роки тому +1

      He prolly has diabetes

    • @dezh6345
      @dezh6345 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @DoctorCVC
      @DoctorCVC 3 роки тому +3

      Honestly, I dig it. Sometimes it’s just too much sugar.

  • @BlueGangsta1958
    @BlueGangsta1958 2 роки тому +235

    3:52 Okay but switch out nails with power tools and this could actually be helpful. Proper tools are super expensive so if you only need something for a short while and you don't know anyone who has that tool, renting it would be great. The alternatives are 1) buying a tool you will only need once for loads of money and 2) getting a professional to do it for loads of money

    • @TheRandomodnar
      @TheRandomodnar 2 роки тому +30

      Not wrong. Home Depot had been doing this for year ironically. Maybe they just need a better app

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 2 роки тому +1

      @@gamemeister27 Uhhhhh, buddy, pal, friend, not where I live it hasn't so maybe check that patronising energy

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 2 роки тому +4

      @@BlueGangsta1958 sorry dude I wasn't myself. Where do you live that doesn't have tool rental?

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 2 роки тому +8

      @@gamemeister27 No worries. I live in a relatively small town in Germany. But now I'm wondering if my father just wanted an excuse to buy all tools he fancied

    • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
      @GrndAdmiralThrawn 2 роки тому +8

      Also ladders. Someone brought up that a nail box subscription and ladder rental would actually be a great idea. Lucas just got them mixed up.

  • @Funnybunny-h8u
    @Funnybunny-h8u 3 роки тому +2612

    Brennan really carrying the entire college humor on his shoulder at this point

    • @nickjtomasello
      @nickjtomasello 3 роки тому +124

      Tbf, it's only him and like one or two other people at the moment

    • @anotheronechompsthedust9618
      @anotheronechompsthedust9618 3 роки тому +101

      i mean, he is the only actor hired in college humor, so yes.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 3 роки тому +85

      So he's like ScreenRant's Ryan George?
      ...
      Oh great, now I want to see Brennan and Ryan do a skit together except everyone knows that there are only clones of Ryan in the Ryanverse.

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob 3 роки тому +175

      @@Dargonhuman No... not at all.
      College Humor was fucked over by their parent company and forced to either shut down, or fire everyone and buy themselves out.
      The last few stuck around to keep CH alive and are trying to rebuild to a point where they can support everyone again.
      With CH it’s a tale of being fucked by a large company, and fighting to keep what you worked hard to build. Brennan and everyone are working for almost nothing and hoping to rehire everyone who got fucked...
      CH, Dorkly, Drawfee and more were Nuked and had to take insane evasive maneuvers to stay alive.
      Ryan George is just so naturally funny he makes everything else look shit by comparison. ScreenRant honestly isn’t that bad, it’s just a meme and fad to pick on them at this point.. it’s reached the point of needless bullying and people going out of their way to trash them. People forget that ScreenRant are people doing their jobs too... they can’t improve if no one gives them a chance, and when they posted about hiring people that post was full of horrible bullying and trash people. People seriously need to just chill out.

    • @tayeb7031
      @tayeb7031 3 роки тому +22

      @@Dargonhuman they need to get all the way off his back!

  • @emily_232
    @emily_232 3 роки тому +203

    Little known fact, Grandpa’s grandson eventually goes on to be the Venmo CEO and turns banking into a social media that also sells your data.

  • @schtuff.8207
    @schtuff.8207 3 роки тому +110

    I didn't realize how much I needed this. The madness of online business... this made me realize just how much it breaks my heart. Best one yet. We love you Brennan.

  • @Spectralyzed
    @Spectralyzed 3 роки тому +366

    This is honestly incredible. Like, legitimately. It's hilarious, but like, Brennan's acting is impeccable. The little pauses, stutters, soft tone... If this were the first video I'd seen, I might honestly have thought that he's actually that age.

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin 3 роки тому +147

    That permanent pop-up part actually demonstrates the effectiveness of clever rebranding. Old thing + new name = new thing

  • @ColdBloodedProd
    @ColdBloodedProd 3 роки тому +1306

    Brennan’s comedic timing is absolutely impeccable. How he hasn’t gotten into Hollywood yet is beyond me.

    • @silveredbullet802
      @silveredbullet802 3 роки тому +133

      Don't...just don't. For all our sake, just let Hollywood die so they can learn.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 роки тому +119

      He’s too good for Hollywood 😂

    • @soffren
      @soffren 3 роки тому +12

      @@Lucifersfursona came here to say that

    • @Jetsetradio
      @Jetsetradio 3 роки тому +46

      Because he's making fun of what Hollywood is and they don't like that.

    • @arthurdurham
      @arthurdurham 3 роки тому +65

      This is assuming that Hollywood is the goal for all comedic writers and actors. From what I'm seeing CH allows him to do what he loves and big studios would probably restrict and dictate his choices

  • @thebestcentaur
    @thebestcentaur 3 роки тому +504

    "...so that we can send you a new 30-foot ladder every month, curated to your preference"
    John Oliver:👀

    • @vaughnj
      @vaughnj 3 роки тому +13

      "I understood that reference."

    • @trinwheeler4639
      @trinwheeler4639 3 роки тому +31

      "SIGN ME UP, GRANDPA DADDY! SIGN ME UP!"

    • @aliciacordero8399
      @aliciacordero8399 3 роки тому +23

      @@trinwheeler4639 goddammit i read that in John Oliver's voice and it's blursed like everything he actually does

    • @trinwheeler4639
      @trinwheeler4639 3 роки тому +5

      @@aliciacordero8399 I dead ass screamed it in his voice

    • @evanchismark3092
      @evanchismark3092 3 роки тому +8

      I'm once again asking for a crumb of context.

  • @zynosgd9982
    @zynosgd9982 2 роки тому +166

    "Who, Ted? No, I love Ted, he runs a great hardware store"
    man, this grandpa needs to be protected at all cost

  • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
    @GAMINGOBRIEN69 3 роки тому +1796

    "Who ted? I love ted! He runs a great hardware store" "GOD DAMMIT GRANDPA!!" 😂

    • @marynorthenscold3041
      @marynorthenscold3041 3 роки тому +23

      That was my favorite part XD

    • @gardnereric10
      @gardnereric10 3 роки тому +5

      I was going to type it myself. Thank you

    • @orbita2k2
      @orbita2k2 3 роки тому +4

      thats what finally broke me

    • @Jayman1clone
      @Jayman1clone 3 роки тому +29

      This was honestly just so wholesome. They're direct competitors for his business and there's not a scrap of hostility for the guy.

    • @ImADeity
      @ImADeity 3 роки тому +1

      Ted is great

  • @spacecatline
    @spacecatline 3 роки тому +239

    "Ted, I love Ted"
    "GOD DAMN IT, GRANDPA!"
    iconic.

  • @lilithriou4536
    @lilithriou4536 3 роки тому +56

    That "Ohh no." At the end was just perfect.
    I'm so sorry Granpda.

  • @gr6e
    @gr6e 2 роки тому +709

    I honestly can't understand when people complain that collegehumor "isn't as good" as it used to be. This is fantastic.

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 2 роки тому +7

      Probably consistency

    • @darkithnamgedrf9495
      @darkithnamgedrf9495 2 роки тому +28

      eh these type videos are pretty good, its the dozens upon dozens of news videos that put me off. I came here for the skits

    • @overestimatedforesight
      @overestimatedforesight 2 роки тому +24

      They went through a pretty bad dry spell for several years, but the last couple of years, they're in a Renaissance

    • @joycereed6952
      @joycereed6952 2 роки тому +14

      1. Nostalgia. Watch the old "Hardly working" series, most sketches are just one off jokes at best, yet people celebrate them like theyre Gods gift to comedy.
      2. Not all sketches are hits. CH puts out a lot of videos because Im pretty sure they work with "x amount of videos a week/month" so some of the stuff is gonna be forced.
      3. People dislike anything that is liberal or woke as a knee-jerk reaction. That is understandable if its forced too much and the message becomes more important than making a funny video.
      4. The new format of the video titles often gives up the punchline or the plot of the video. Not a fan of those, although they make finding specific videos way easier.
      5. Theres just so many different things CH puts out that some people may have watched a bad video or bad series and decided that everything else is equally bad. Ive seen a couple bad CH videos and swore off for the longest time before giving it a shot again (with the CEO series).

    • @lordpotashmallow2443
      @lordpotashmallow2443 2 роки тому +2

      @@darkithnamgedrf9495 I know, right? The news shit isn't even that funny, and they've milked it far past dry. It's been done to death.

  • @morter4596
    @morter4596 3 роки тому +495

    For once Brennan isn’t losing his mind and it’s the dude always in the background lmao what a story arc

  • @benl.4577
    @benl.4577 3 роки тому +435

    CollegeHumor really milking the CEO series, smartest move for the channel ever.

    • @vladimirirkhin
      @vladimirirkhin 3 роки тому +16

      If they ever do one about themselves, they should address it

    • @daiinginside9845
      @daiinginside9845 3 роки тому +15

      also the only thing they can do since brennan is the only creative left

    • @katherineminor3402
      @katherineminor3402 3 роки тому +6

      Should do one for the ceo of college humor

    • @mickys8065
      @mickys8065 3 роки тому

      obviously someone watched a few videos on how to run a business!

    • @leo_brooks
      @leo_brooks 3 роки тому +1

      @@daiinginside9845 is he really? What even happened to collegehumor lol

  • @ZeldaSnake300
    @ZeldaSnake300 3 роки тому +2206

    “Don’t you wanna crush ‘Street Lake Hardware’ into the DIRT?”
    “Who, Ted? No I love Ted”
    “ *GODDAMMIT, GRANDPA* “
    The innocence of his character kills me 😂

    • @TylerZeta
      @TylerZeta 2 роки тому +54

      I love that his character cares about the other businesses to.

    • @PeterMcleod117
      @PeterMcleod117 2 роки тому +82

      also, "destroying competition" is not always a good business strategy either. The more of a similar kind of business you have nearby, the more people who want that particular kind of product will gravitate to your location. that's why restaurants will tend to clump together.

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 2 роки тому +28

      That isn't innocence. It's not being a sociopath.

    • @AidanorAJ
      @AidanorAJ 2 роки тому +17

      @@DanteTorn yeah it's not innocence, it's being a nice person

    • @sweetlorikeet
      @sweetlorikeet 2 роки тому +18

      A lot of small business owners are genuinely like this, like I work at place with 5 staff and we have a great relationship with the two other small businesses in the same line in town.

  • @PhilosopherWR
    @PhilosopherWR 3 роки тому +398

    If this were like real life then the epilogue would be that the 2 billion dollar offer was a scam which Lucas did not see coming because he was blinded by his greed, ego, and excitement that he was doing something new.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 3 роки тому +14

      What if the 2 billion dollar offer was from Roger Horton?

    • @hadesciphernius5244
      @hadesciphernius5244 2 роки тому

      It technically was a scam. Crashing 10 plus businesses a year is unrealistic.

    • @rikusauske
      @rikusauske Рік тому +5

      Crushing 10 businesses a year seems like a tall order

    • @pootis1699
      @pootis1699 7 місяців тому

      ​@@rikusauske thats the scam, they dont expect or want you to crush 10 businesses in a year so they can keep the billion dollars

  • @twoverygoodpals8872
    @twoverygoodpals8872 3 роки тому +164

    Something tells me Brennan's gonna crush the sketch comedy scene at 70+ years old

  • @animehypeofficial
    @animehypeofficial 3 роки тому +357

    You want to crush Ted store
    Grandpa:- No, I love Ted.
    Times has changed

  • @chickensangwich97
    @chickensangwich97 2 роки тому +225

    This is honestly quite a poignant sketch. Really clear, affecting portrait of the differences between post-war communal capitalism and neoliberal, financialized capitalism, in which the goal isn't to produce something as part of a community that takes priority over the profit incentive, but to screw over whoever it takes to get to the top. Brennan has made his own leftist views extremely clear, but the writing here shows he also understands the appeal of traditional visions of capitalism to those who hold onto it, he just thinks that's ultimately fictitious and unsustainable in the modern era which has turbo-charged all of that system's worst aspects.
    Or maybe I'm reading too much into it. But point is, it's funny and poignant.

    • @Narokkurai
      @Narokkurai 2 роки тому +61

      There was plenty of exploitation in "traditional capitalism" too. People were complaining about local stores getting bought out by chain stores back in the 1900s. The suppliers that sustained general stores throughout the nation were often monopolies as bad or worse than anything today.
      The post-war "communal capitalism" was just the result of war boom. We had a huge manufacturing sector with basically no competition, millions of young people coming home to start families and businesses, and a government willing to finance practically all of it. It was a fleeting high point, not the natural state of capitalism.

    • @chickensangwich97
      @chickensangwich97 2 роки тому +41

      @@Narokkurai Oh absolutely, I'm not trying to say that the post-war era was the "natural state of capitalism" and apologize if my comment made it seem otherwise. I just think it's interesting to see two different visions of the concept put into tension here in a comedy sketch about web videos of all things.

    • @ModernEphemera
      @ModernEphemera Рік тому

      You have it exactly right. There is a certain appeal to an old fashioned vision of capitalism where people who work hard and do a good job get rewarded, but it’s a fantasy, it’s not reality. And as the other replier suggested, it was probably always a fantasy. Interestingly, modern get-rich-quick capitalist influencers specifically harp on the fact you *don’t* need to work hard, meaning even capitalism-sympathetic folks admit that working hard doesn’t make you rich. That’s why so many fall for these crypto rug-pulls and the like.

    • @imperialtower
      @imperialtower Рік тому +1

      love this comment!

    • @dirt2562
      @dirt2562 Рік тому +2

      @@imperialtower fr its awesome,i would love if communism was brennen style