Had a boss and a coworker like that - most of the time. They were on day shift. Main reason I preferred working night shift. I haven't read the research but does POT give you split-personalities? Did my boss.
Have you seen the movie "up in smoke" with Cheech and Chong? There is a car scene like this where a cop approaches Cheech and Chong in their vehicle, stoned out of their minds and parked in the median. At one point, the cop asks, "where's your license"? Without missing a beat, Cheech says, "on the back of the car...isn't it"?!?
Pizza is round, cause it gets the most juicy inside in relation to dried outside, the box is square, cause it's the easiest to fold, and it splits into triangles, cause that's the only reliable way to divice a circle equally
My mother actually said that to a cop. She was driving me home from the doctors after I seriously injured myself. They released me just before midnight and she was taking her time as each bump caused fresh pain in my broken ankle, collar bone and arm. I was also wearing a neck brace. Cop pulls her over for NOT speeding. She’d had a long day and was absolutely pissed at the situation. She shot right back at the cop and then had me show the damages. Cop let us go more out of embarrassment than the fact that she hadn’t broken any rules.
@skeleton8169 By simply switching the words "Hi(gh)", "are" "how" and "you," you can arrange them as a greeting "HI, how are you?" Or a question a cop would reasonably ask "How high are you?" A pot smoker could be easily imagined getting the word order wrong due to lack of focus, and in this case it makes a new phrase.
@@101jir @101jir I got the original joke like a month ago, thanks for the explanation tho, and i feel like in this video, the joke is incomplete (for me), because it's suppose to go like this: Officer: How high are you Man: no officer, it's hi, how are you But in this video, they just direct it like this: Officer: How high are you Man: Hi how are you I feel like the original wording feels more complete and funnier, anyway that's just my opinion
@@webgpu They wrapped up jokes inside of jokes. It's a very well crafted piece of work. It's too bad you can't see how good it is. You just troll and disparage with your precious time.
I’ve never done any drugs in my entire life, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate great humor. This one totally cracked me up (if you’ll pardon the phrase). 😂
@@HarleyQuinnGamerIt’s still a drug. Even Tylenol is a drug. Drug just means medicine. There are illegal drugs like cocaine and legal drugs like advil.
Місяць тому
Maybe you'll get into heaven where humor isn't allowed.
@@ByGraceIGo Yes it is a Canadian production. They've been around for about 30 years. And I was curious, they are all so funny but not all cast is credited...they all deserve credit for what they do.
@@TyMoore95503 Her name is Susan Kent. The show is called this Hour Has 22 Minutes. They poke fun all sorts of Canadian things and even Trump. If you are familiar with Tim Horton's, they do alot of funny skits. Check them out
@@voornaam3191He... he was quoting the video. The man in the passenger seat said that after incorrectly understanding the cops' second "How high are you?"
I turn to this video when life in 2020 (so far just 6 months of it) gets me down. I laugh so hard when she laughs after blowing in the Kazoo. Hysterical!
After the cop knocked on the window, the scene with the smoke rolling out the car that was classic. I believe Cheech and Chong got a laugh out of that a few times.
If the statics say that 23% of all accidents are by drunk and stoned people behind the wheel, then 77% of the accidents are from sober people behind the wheel. Therefore you are safer with someone that is stoned! Lol lol lol lol. Don't take me serious people, just learn how to laugh!
But what's wrong with it is that the stoner may not get out of the way of a vehicle a half a mile away that's about to blind side it. and it's only going about ehh, 25 MPH. lol. will be no sense of urgency.
Faulty logic. Let's say that 1% of people drive drunk or stoned. If your statistics are true that would mean that drunk people are 23% / 1 / (77 / 99%) = 30 times more likely to get into an accident! So, it is not only the total percentage that matters - but also the composition.
"We're just waiting for the STOP sign to turn green." I cracked up over that one... Because I can relate. I actually did that one night going to a friend's house... Except I was sober! Go figure. 🙄
One time me and my friends were drinking all day and by nighttime we dropped one friend off and smoked a blunt with him before we went home and on our way we got pulled over and we were both smoking cigs with the windows rolled up and I swear to god when the cop asked us to roll down the widows, smoke billowed out worse than that, and by some miracle he let us go, not even a ticket, nice fella
I Love this video! It's got one of my favorite lines in it "Which of these 2 snacks would you prefer, the chips or the cookie dough? and of course the girl goes for the cookie dough. That is so hilarious!!!
My sister and I were coming back from Florida on I-75, going north to Atlanta. We got off of the interstate to get candy and drinks, then headed back out. We had driven almost 60 miles back SOUTH before we caught the fact that signs were giving us mileage to cities in Florida. We were high off of Gainesville Green! Lol!
What is the daffference between Canadien and Canadian? One is old French and the other is American? Are you an old Frenchman?! Or just one of those fools writing shit on a daily basis?
This is one of my "go to" videos when I need a quick "chuckle" in my day! "How high are you? Hi, how are you?" LMFAO!! At 0:45 you will hear the greatest Stoner Laugh ever recorded!!
- How high are you?
- Hi, how are you?
I cracked at that.
Crack kills. Crackerjack.
“How high are you?”
-6’2’’
HardRockMiner I know, right? The look on her face was priceless also! 😆😂
That was a stolen joke
@@sizor3ds - It isn't a joke. It's a funny response. And...DUH!! You must be great fun at parties.
Her laugh after blowing the kazoo is the best thing ever!
Eric Jagger yep. That's when it broke me, as well!
😁😁
Agreed, Eric! It's my favorite moment in the whole video!
Eric Jagger I’m sure she is really laughing. That’s why it is so funny.
Whats the name of that actress anyone plz ??
The delivery on that "aw man, I'm too high for that" is what keeps me coming back laughing
yeah... that's the best for me too 😀😀
So many good deliveries, even just the (hesitation) "No" and "We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green."
👍😹😹😹
The “breathalyzer” being a kazoo is what killed me. Sober or not I would bust put laughing.
I’ve rewatched this countless times & I still laugh out loud every time
Especially when high
How high are you?
So funny just came across this
Which series is that?
@@melissulan5724 it’s called’22minutes’
"How high are you?" "Hi,how are you?" lmfao.....I couldn't stop laughing at this :P
Had a boss and a coworker like that - most of the time. They were on day shift. Main reason I preferred working night shift.
I haven't read the research but does POT give you split-personalities? Did my boss.
Her facial expressions absolutely nail it. This cracks me up. Her expressions are even funnier than the dialogue.
Have you seen the movie "up in smoke" with Cheech and Chong? There is a car scene like this where a cop approaches Cheech and Chong in their vehicle, stoned out of their minds and parked in the median. At one point, the cop asks, "where's your license"? Without missing a beat, Cheech says, "on the back of the car...isn't it"?!?
Waiting for the Stop Sign to turn green .... gezzzusss nearly fell off my chair from laughing.
@@WeiFinder same!!!
that joke was funny in California like 10 years ago
I kind of liked that one too.
Whats the name of that actress anyone plz ??
I actually SEEN THAT HAPPEN EH
The look on her face when she rolls down that window! 🤣 Not sure if she's high for real but she's playing the hell out of that scene!
I really hope she was high lol
👍😄😄😄
@@pappazmurf weither she is high during filming or not she definqtely knows what being high on weed is like🤣🤣🤣💀
I’ve seen this multiple times, and it never gets old 😂😂😂
Neat story.
Me, too! At the very least 10 times!
I've probably watched this 50 times in the last year, and I still watch it and laugh.😂😂
You need a better hobby
Go check out Dancing In The Street Silent Music Video. You'll die laughing.
Her look at dealing with the cop is priceless.
Total wasted look!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her involuntary reaching for the cookie dough was clear proof of guilt 😹
😂why
That was funny as hell!!! As soon as she blew the kazoo I lost it!!
Every time someone asks on a post or comment, "How high am I?" I immediately respond with "Hi, how are you?" PURE COMEDY GOLD.
I’m still laughing at the kazoo. Also, the pizza box question is very existential. Mind blown.
Pizza is round, cause it gets the most juicy inside in relation to dried outside, the box is square, cause it's the easiest to fold, and it splits into triangles, cause that's the only reliable way to divice a circle equally
Yeah! Her reaction after a short contemplation of the metaphysical relationship of the circle, the square and the triangle! Profound, man. 😄
I lost it at the kazoo. It should honestly be a legitimate testing device.
I know! It killed me! 😂😂😂
I thought so too 😂
This is funnier than anything Saturday night live is done in 20 years
Thanks for watching!
You must be high...
30*
Not a 'high' bar .
No not true.. but I know Trump told you that.
The look on her eyes when she answers
" Hi, how are you?"
Is priceless
She is a Really Cute Girl, Did her Part well !!! How About all that Smoke coming out when she Rolled her Window Down Holly Shit !!!
@@rogerhegemier8491 damn right she is, and she knows it...
Y'all don't think that's Real...do you?
"Waiting for the STOP sign to turn green". My god, you guys are hilarious!! 😀
As someone who's genuinely waited for stop sign to turn green before, this is accurate
Lay of the glue
If it was from weed, please never smoke again. You give a bad name to people that can function on it
WHOAAAAA!!
YOU TOO MAN??
@@John_Lee_ Fuck that..I'm appreciative of old school shit.
And I was growing from 80- 2015....stuff it up your coolio Muchacho
Well, DAMNJakob!
HOW HIGH WERE YOU?!?🙄
That very last test is rigged. I want cookie dough even while sober. A stoner would want both the chips AND the dough...at the same time.
Calen Spoering The cookie dough as dip for the chips is what i see
Calen Spoering Sadly, I can't eat chips stoned. It feels like shards of glass lol
Yeah, there should have been a Both option for her.
Chips and the cookie dough...i believe second test is rigged...#Inconclusive..lol
Excellent point. But how about two cookie doughs?
"Ma'am, your eyes are red. Have you been smoking pot?" "No, officer, but your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
LOL!!🤣
Haha😂
My mother actually said that to a cop. She was driving me home from the doctors after I seriously injured myself. They released me just before midnight and she was taking her time as each bump caused fresh pain in my broken ankle, collar bone and arm. I was also wearing a neck brace. Cop pulls her over for NOT speeding. She’d had a long day and was absolutely pissed at the situation. She shot right back at the cop and then had me show the damages. Cop let us go more out of embarrassment than the fact that she hadn’t broken any rules.
A cop really asked me once if I had done some kinda drugs because my eyes looked like "glaze" on doughnuts....almost burst out laughing
@@laleshkumar6047 porbably the dude only saw kumar and thought of the movie harold and kumar xD
"How high are you?"
"Hi, how are you?"
"No I said, how high are you?"
"Hi, how are you? Man this cop is SOOO friendly."...and I'm dead.
OMG me too i can’t stop laughing and its 5:30am lol i came on youtube to re-watch after watching it on instagram😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Totally hilarious 🤣
Can you please explain the joke to me? Iam suddenly lost, I feel like my brain stopped functioning, please explain
@skeleton8169 By simply switching the words "Hi(gh)", "are" "how" and "you," you can arrange them as a greeting "HI, how are you?" Or a question a cop would reasonably ask "How high are you?"
A pot smoker could be easily imagined getting the word order wrong due to lack of focus, and in this case it makes a new phrase.
@@101jir @101jir I got the original joke like a month ago, thanks for the explanation tho, and i feel like in this video, the joke is incomplete (for me), because it's suppose to go like this:
Officer: How high are you
Man: no officer, it's hi, how are you
But in this video, they just direct it like this:
Officer: How high are you
Man: Hi how are you
I feel like the original wording feels more complete and funnier, anyway that's just my opinion
Love It!!! "Hi, how are you?" got me rolling... reminds me of Cheech and Chong from the '70s "Dave ain't here man." comes to mind.
Canadians have the best sense of humor!!!
this was one of the best weed skits ive seen in a while
Pretty cliché and unoriginal. Cheech and Chong did it way better. And I hate potheads lol, but luv Cheech n Chong
@@krissanders987 Get over yourself.
Why do youvjate potheads?
@@krissanders987
@@krissanders987 When is the last time you had a drink?
I've watched this now 4 times and I really appreciate the joke they came up with!😊 Can't get enough of Canadians!😁
I can and I live in Canada.
I think i saw this some where Else lom
Weirdly sexual
@@kristyandesouza5980 Wtf? #metoo 😂😂😂
How high are you?
That was one of the most creative and funny videos I've ever seen. Very well done.
So true
when you're an infant, almost everything is the "best thing i've ever seen" for obvious reasons 🙂
Somebody was high lmao
@@webgpu You're suggesting AI am an infant? I'm 80 years old. Not terriblly infantile. How about you?
@@webgpu They wrapped up jokes inside of jokes. It's a very well crafted piece of work. It's too bad you can't see how good it is. You just troll and disparage with your precious time.
ABSOLUTELY hilarious 🤣😆 I been smoking 52 years never gets old.
I’ve never done any drugs in my entire life, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate great humor. This one totally cracked me up (if you’ll pardon the phrase). 😂
Well weed isn’t technically a drug if it’s legal and helps those with terminally ill diseases
You're pardoned. The video has nothing to do with crack.
@@HarleyQuinnGamerIt’s still a drug. Even Tylenol is a drug. Drug just means medicine. There are illegal drugs like cocaine and legal drugs like advil.
Maybe you'll get into heaven where humor isn't allowed.
"How hi are you?" Should be the state question of Colorado!
Thomas Wieser and Washington state as well should have the same testing !!
"High how are you!?"
Denver's motto has been the
"Mile High City"
so it was foreshadowed...
Hi, how hi are you?
No Doubt
I love how the cop can't keep a straight face while he's trying to put her in the back of the cruiser haha
"I'm too high for that"
Hilarious
I laughed so hard hubby thought I was bawling. So funny.
Her expressions are high too, 😂I can't stop watching again & again just got that laugh 😂😂❤️
I liked her "Whooaaa.." in response to questions about the Pizza. That was hilarious! Totally expected!
The way he explains the shapes is hilarious. Like he's talking to a toddler.
The chips vs cookie dough was total entrapment! lol
I thought this was an actual Pot soberiety test. Oh Canada u fooled me again. The Kazoo was what tipped me off.
lol Funny HEY!!
Nick T Brick no man they really do do that no jokes
I guess you figured out we was just fibbing, eh? 😉
If you're laughing at a Kazoo, you're too damn high.
I could tell when they opened the window and loads of smoke came out (and the laugh track).
😂😂😂😂 am I the only one who watched this like 10 times? I love it when she blows the kazoo and cracks up laughing!
I just watched it again...for the 11th time!
What is the name of the actress in this skit?
@@TyMoore95503 I don't know, I think it's a Canadian production. I'm sure I could find out if I googled it.
@@ByGraceIGo Yes it is a Canadian production. They've been around for about 30 years. And I was curious, they are all so funny but not all cast is credited...they all deserve credit for what they do.
@@TyMoore95503 Her name is Susan Kent. The show is called this Hour Has 22 Minutes. They poke fun all sorts of Canadian things and even Trump. If you are familiar with Tim Horton's, they do alot of funny skits. Check them out
The kazoo .... I was waiting for the laugh .. !!
🤣🤣
At first I thought this was real first 4 seconds, then it made my day put a huge smile on my face when I needed it.
Canadian humor is the best 😎 🇨🇦 !
@JZ's Best Friend So true , here in 🇨🇦 we get a lot of American news , I am getting a headache listening to it 😎
@JZ's Best Friend I agree with you 100% 😎
I don't think Americans are aware of their true 🌎 wide reputation ☠️ , at least 46% of Americans are 🚫 aware ! 😎
Well not really but this was a good one.
Canada's #1 export: comedians.
Go down the list of well known comedians, how many are Canadian?
been laughing for almost an hr when I was high watching this with my buddy and I could feel my abdominal getting muscle cramped. 😅🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😅
Best 22 Minutes skit of all time!
I'm convinced this is real footage. Love my Canadian neighbors! Hoping to move there soon!
What's awesome is that it's funny even when you're sober :')
Love it! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.😂
Cheech and Chong.
" Can i see your license please?"
" Yea man, isn't it on the bumper?"
She's a Keeper. When she was climbing up the window she was wearing Chuckies and not some Boots with The Fur.😆 She just Parties.
This cop is so friendly
It's fake
-edit
It's a skit*
He. Is. An. Actor. .Duh.
He offered Doritos...almost had me for a second 😂
He's Canadian eh
@@voornaam3191He... he was quoting the video. The man in the passenger seat said that after incorrectly understanding the cops' second "How high are you?"
I turn to this video when life in 2020 (so far just 6 months of it) gets me down. I laugh so hard when she laughs after blowing in the Kazoo. Hysterical!
That was friken funny.
The chips and cookie dow intrapment was great.
"Awh man, I'm too high for that" 😹😹😹
This masterpiece never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣
"This cop is soo friendly"! 😂
I can never get enough of this video 🤣
LMFAO! This hour has 22 minutes is the best! Brilliant humour! 🤣😂
probably stolen humor. this same exact sketch was done 5 years ago by some guys in seattle
@@MrEd8846 maybe but we do it better 😆
@@stuartperssia7311 that's the attitude that got Carlos mencia away with stealing peoples thoughts and profiting off it
@@MrEd8846 You must be fun at parties.....
After the cop knocked on the window, the scene with the smoke rolling out the car that was classic. I believe Cheech and Chong got a laugh out of that a few times.
I was choked in laughter when he said "we are waiting for stop sign to turn green"
That was my favourite bit, too!
Hilarious, no matter what country you live in! Way to go Canada!
Even though it's satire, I love this 🤣
Had no clue what I was about to watch when I clicked this...SO glad I did! Instant Subscriber!
This video is so much funnier when I high. I'm laughing my ass right now. I would not laugh this hard if I was sober lol
Thanks, I sure needed a good laugh!!! Hilarious!!!
Any time!
Hilarious thanks so much you should do a whole series on this too funny
Laughed this hard after decades:) honestly my belly is hurting now:)
Hands them a kazoo.... lmfao!
5 years ago when some other people did the same exact sketch they used a party blower
I laugh bitterly because I know, I know what they did and why this smooth cleanup "humour" is oh so jolly and fun and the rcmp is so cute!
I.loved the smoke coming out after rolling the window down. Thanks I needed a good laugh.
If the statics say that 23% of all accidents are by drunk and stoned people behind the wheel, then 77% of the accidents are from sober people behind the wheel. Therefore you are safer with someone that is stoned! Lol lol lol lol. Don't take me serious people, just learn how to laugh!
But what's wrong with it is that the stoner may not get out of the way of a vehicle a half a mile away that's about to blind side it. and it's only going about ehh, 25 MPH. lol. will be no sense of urgency.
Faulty logic. Let's say that 1% of people drive drunk or stoned. If your statistics are true that would mean that drunk people are 23% / 1 / (77 / 99%) = 30 times more likely to get into an accident! So, it is not only the total percentage that matters - but also the composition.
James Kelman
The other 77% are texting, effing with the radio, eating, or getting road head...
@@jerry-skids Damn son, its Marijuana not morphine lol
Been driving stoned for 25 y. Never had a single accident.
The kazoo was hilarious. Her laughter was the best answer. I would take the cookie dough.Greetings from the USA!
The Kazoo
@@22Minutes 🇺🇸Greetings from the USA. Unfortunately 😱I am going in the right direction but I would still like the cookie dough. 😂😂😎🧜♀️
This woman is so classic ...lol...shes great and right on the mark lol.
Susan Kent! The lady is a comedy genius
Waiting for the Stop sign to turn green - Thats really HIGH!!!
"You've been stopped here for 15 minutes, can you tell me why?"
"We were waiting for the stop sign to turn green." 🤣
Maaaan... I could totally go for some cookie dough right now.
I'd rather eat five Fairmount bagels.
Careful that shit will kill you ( cookie dough that is )
hi how are you?
@@TechnologistAtWork This cop is so friendly, babe.
One of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while
Great job 👍👍👍👍👍👍
Ive never actually thought about the pizza box. It's square, the pizza is round and the pieces are triangles. That is amazing.
It's crazy never thought about it like that
I mean think about how much the boxes would suck if they were round
@@cx2900 wouldn't matter as long as the pieces were square. That way you could chose whether you want crust or not.
How high are you ?
@@Fatbodypyle it's only 645am. Consult with me after my bowl of frosty flakes.
Great to see this with my morning "wake n' bake". Too funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"We're just waiting for the STOP sign to turn green."
I cracked up over that one... Because I can relate.
I actually did that one night going to a friend's house... Except I was sober!
Go figure. 🙄
or stopping at green light!? :D
Yes, I've been known to do that too. I'm thankful nobody was behind me when THAT happened! :D
@@AuntieWinkle Hmm...Glad there was a light there :)
sobriety is an illness caused by the lack of alcohol
@@amiralozse1781 your gonna get censored by big sober.
“Woah…” 😂😂😂
My dad always had the best pot sobriety test, got me everytime even when I wasn't high and did something stupid, he'd ask:
"Are you fucking high?"
...and you replied "What?"
Cop-im gonna have too conduct a pot sobriety test
Driver- oh man I'm too high for this lol 😂
I have watched this atleast 20 times and still can stop laughing 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
One time me and my friends were drinking all day and by nighttime we dropped one friend off and smoked a blunt with him before we went home and on our way we got pulled over and we were both smoking cigs with the windows rolled up and I swear to god when the cop asked us to roll down the widows, smoke billowed out worse than that, and by some miracle he let us go, not even a ticket, nice fella
I don't do drugs but this makes me want to start.🤣🤣🤣 This has to be the funniest thing I've see in a long time.
0:55 it blew her mind 😂
This is my go-to when I need a good laugh. And Bob Newhart.
I love that they put SATIRE in parentheses, juuust in case somebody thought that was how we do things up here.
Just make them watch an snl skit. If they laugh, they're high.
yeah cause its not funny at all
SNL from the first five years is funny, after that it has gotten progressively less funny. Darrell Hammond the exception.
To laugh at snl, you would have to be totally baked.
No shit lol
yeahp its been sucking ass for soooo long...
I Love this video! It's got one of my favorite lines in it "Which of these 2 snacks would you prefer, the chips or the cookie dough? and of course the girl goes for the cookie dough. That is so hilarious!!!
My sister and I were coming back from Florida on I-75, going north to Atlanta. We got off of the interstate to get candy and drinks, then headed back out. We had driven almost 60 miles back SOUTH before we caught the fact that signs were giving us mileage to cities in Florida. We were high off of Gainesville Green! Lol!
Hi 👋 how are you doing?
God knows I love it that you posted this, I really needed it! And I imagine a lot of others do too.
😂😂Third time i watch this vid and i still laughing as the first one 🤣🤣🤣 excellent !
"Waiting for the Stop sign up to turn Green". Every pot head who drives a car will eventually stumble upon a Stop sign that never turns green.
You guys are the best funny stuff makes me laugh every time
I remember seeing this at facebook and keeping it for myself because it was literally the best thing the 16-years-old-me could ever find.
Hi 👋 how're you doing?
I love Canadien humor. Yall crack me up.
I like the skit at the customs border.
What is the daffference between Canadien and Canadian? One is old French and the other is American? Are you an old Frenchman?! Or just one of those fools writing shit on a daily basis?
Yeah. Math skills 😂
I don’t know what was funnier. The kazoo or when he blew her mind with the pizza “Whooooah” 😂
This is one of my "go to" videos when I need a quick "chuckle" in my day! "How high are you? Hi, how are you?" LMFAO!! At 0:45 you will hear the greatest Stoner Laugh ever recorded!!
100% agree with Eric J. Her laugh after blowing the kazoo made the whole video.
Yes Yes Very Cool !!!!! If i were the Cop i would have called for a Tow truck, and towed them Home !!! A lot less Paper work !!!