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When I was in 9th, the senior class rented a car that was identical to the principals car. They managed to get his keys, switch everything to the rental car, move his car and park the rental in his spot. They gave him the rental key back and reported it stolen. It was certainly elaborate but significantly past “the line”.
Lmao
Absolutely hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣 😸
i seen this story commented by someone else before too💀
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Seniors two years ahead of me actually somehow stole our superintendent’s car and managed to park it in the center of our school building. Through four sets of double doors and up a staircase. I have no idea how they did it without damaging anything but they did.
the first week of my freshman year of high school, my class was supposed to "endure" the ritual of the annual water balloon fight with the senior class. Basically, each side had a supply of water balloons, stood at each end of the football field, and then charge each other and try to hit the other students. it was supposed to be "fun" but it was really nothing but an excuse to let the seniors abuse the freshmen (this was August 1981, so hazing was definitely still a thing). And the teachers made a rule, run off the field and it was a week of in-school detention (reasoning was not participating in a school function, again think 1981).
Well, a group of us decided we were not going to take this without a true fight. So we devised a plan. We got 40 gallons of milk and let it sit in the summer heat for two weeks. Then we got enough surgical tubing and leather to make eight SUPER slingshots. We mixed the milk (which now smelled like death had diarrhea and didn't flush the toilet for a month ) and overnight we mixed with water and was able to make about 700 of these "water" balloons.
Once on the field, as soon as head football coach blew the whistle, the seniors started running towards our end of the field. We waited. They ran faster. We waited. We waited until the seniors were at the 25-year line. That's when we showed our surprise. One person on each tube while a third pulled back, a fourth loaded and fired.................TIMES EIGHT!!!! First casualty was the senior class president. Caught him square in the face and broke his nose from the impact. Six o f the first eight shots hit their mark. The seniors stopped at about the 20 yard line. Second round fired. then the third. The seniors are now starting to smell our surprise ammo. They turned around and start trying to run out of range. Except this surgical tubing is so strong, we can reach the other endzone with our shots. Several of the girl seniors drop to the ground crying. One of the teachers starts to run towards us, then realizes his mistake and runs to the bleachers. Finally, one of the lead seniors raises his shirt, which was white, and starts waving it yelling "we give we give".
Aftermath: 26 seniors (out of a class of 74) ended up with in-class detention for leaving the field. No freshmen were even hit with a balloon. Three seniors ended up with broken parts (two noses and a wrist). The teachers decided nothing could be done to the freshmen because we didn't break the rules of the fight. And that was the LAST year they ever had this stupid ritual. And the entire school learned.................DON'T F^%$ WITH THE CLASS OF 1985!!!
This this is art here
Fucking LEGENDARY
talk about badass dude
This is the stuff of LEGENDS! Fucking insane...I love this so much.
Ah yea homemade artillary
During exams one year in high school, the fire alarm went off. We were all confused about why that would happen since it's a weird time to had a drill and there were no signs of fire. Turns out it was neither; a student burnt popcorn in a teachers lounge microwave. Talk about the worst time to do that.
More like the best time
@@shanegriffin6637 considering that I had to do back into the room and finish the exam where I left off, i can’t exactly agree
Omg this happened at my school too wtf i remember someone telling me bc I was sick that day idk if it was popcorn tho
Students have pulled the fire alarm on purpose during tests before, not fun
How’d the dude get in the teachers lounge?
My Dad was a paramedic and taught First Aid in the area, so he learned how to make simulated wounds that looked incredibly real. For my High School Halloween Dance, my Dad did me up to make it look like I had a massive head injury with blood, bones shards, the whole 9 yards. When I walked in to the school, there were teachers waiting to greet everyone, and I decided to act like I had been jumped. They lost their sh*t and even called an ambulance. I couldn't help but start laughing, so they figured out it was fake and I was refused to enter the dance. I was suspended for a week after that, but it was totally worth it to see their reactions.
You were suspended for a holiday celebration.......That they hosted.......The teacher called the ambulance (not you) and you were suspended? How fucking stupid........
But well done to you and your dad haha, worth it.
Oh god I feel for the one who just wanted to go home and sleep in after seeing a girl charging towards another with a knife. I’d feel the same way
I know like WTF what grudge did she have
He just LEFT us on that and I got so mad. Like, did she face any consequences, what tf happened next?
@Darth Jar Jar how he supposed to know his first day a person was just stabbed infront of him
@@trentintoof1465 Unless this happened like a week ago, no excuses.
What does story 20 mean?
Last Story: "...or be barred from Prom." In my case that would translate to "Punishment totally optional"
Sammmeeee
Back in the 80s, we used to have a program that had us read anything we wanted for 20 minutes Wednesdays. I had electronics and was the only girl in a shop of 40 boys, every Wednesday they would bring Playboy magazines and there wasn't anything the school would do because it would discourage reading. I brought in a Playgirl magazine and when I was called into the counseling office and they wanted to put me in after-school detention I had a field day reminding them that they were discouraging me from reading.
Hell yeah 😎
LMAOOO NICE
My response would be “so you won’t give the boys detention for bringing in inappropriate magazines, but when I bring in one, suddenly you bring down the law? You do realize this sets a really bad example for other teachers and faculty?”
So one day we had this 3 hour period where we could do whatever we wanted (kinda) like we had root beer floats and popcorn in the cafeteria, a movie in orchestra, and the gym was turned into a dance room.
Me and my best friend were in the gym, there was music blasting and a dance circle. Someone got pushed into the circle and started doing the /e dance Roblox emote.
Best day ever.
/e dance1 or /e dance2 or /e dance3
*SAY NOW*
*Tell me.* *WHERE WAS THIS SCHOOL AND WHY DIDNT I GET INTO IT.*
Wait wait, same thing happened at my school bro- I’m not gonna say the name of my high school for obvious reasons but it had a silver or like iron eagle (badly graffitied) statue on top of the gate to the entry, is this somewhat similar? lol
I hope the teacher from story 27 gets everything he wants in life
15:28 is the time stamp if anyone I wondering
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He deserves a happy life, for real.
Agreed! They really asked the important question when they asked if someone in the class was offended and was totally fine
I mean, why was the channel available through the school to students? Must be educational.
4th year of high school. We had 2 awesome teachers, who were underappreciated because most of classmates were snob a-holes. They complain a lot but do nothing. WELL! the 1st literally get me with get away with drawing in class, because all of his homework was talking about movies, TV and even books, and then write stories and other things, but he give me a special homework only tome: "create X thing, draw the character, make the plot, write the motivations of the character. You can use any movie or anime you want as long asi not obvious".
Then the 2nd teacher who was into design, he saw my illustrator phase and he said: "the day you do this on digital, you will be a monster". So he give me the most hard things to do, because he knew i will push through my lazy butt and do something awesome. I was so fast in doing design and learn how to use Corel to the point i was able to edit something in minutes. Even let me get away with playing Sonic 3K in one of the PCs. I manage to beat the game TWICE as everyone was once at the edge of the seat. Some tell me how i know (in true i had the game but i didn't had the lock on tech version of S&K). Literally i beat the game like i was breathing, even that was the day i learn how to beat "the barrel of doom". I remember one of my classmate eyes go wide and literally start to write it down how i did with the phrase: "you m*effer!! you manage to solve 8 years of my life looking for solution to this" (this was in 2004). I remember the 1st time i beat it with the super esmeralds. Everyone was like: "you surely knows how to beat it". I simply respond: "this is the 1st time i did it in this version". Even some of the lower grades stay as well watching in awe how i play it like natural (even if i already beat the separated version of each game).
Next year we didn't had to much access to the computer room, except for some occasions too. And playing was hard to do because we didn't had the complete access since the teacher quit the next year.
7 years later after graduate, i came back there for a job with a friend of mind who had the entire morning principal crew living as neighbours. He ask me to help because their networks breaks down and i was an expert on it more than him (at the time i was still study IT before left for personal reasons). To this day, some of the lower grade students still remember me as the guy who manage to beat 100% Sonic 3K TWICE without effort. Became sort of a "mini-legend" there not because my name was in a plaque due been the best of my promotion by pure coincidence, but because of playing Sonic 3K and beat it, even one told the save file was still there before every PC was replaced.
Mania is better than 3 &K
When I was in 11th grade (junior year of high school here in the States) a friend of mine who was a senior streaked at the halftime of the Homecoming basketball game. Somebody from the opposing school walked up to our principal, shook his hand and said "you have great entertainment at this school," referring to Jason. He was suspended for a week and couldn't attend his own graduation.
Story 27 that teacher is a true giga chad
i agree
We went on lockdown (early 90s so first time in the school's history) Some guys in my class started to freak a bit. Went up to the teacher and he called the office. It ended up being a bomb threat. A health inspector had found a note on a cafeteria table after lunch. There were several guys involved from several grades. All top level valedictorian types. They wrote it as a joke and meant to throw it away but I guess that didn't happen. They were all placed in ISS spread out for the rest if the year so they weren't all in there at the same time. Nothing like this had happened before, none of them had ever been in trouble before, there were nerds, jock nerds, plain jocks but overall good guys. I guess that's why they weren't expelled.
For last year's Muck Up Day (I was Year 12), some of my classmates decide to park the car HORIZONTALLY at the carpark outside of the performing art center (Took me a while to realize it)
That pranks don't beat the time when the Year 12 put CAUTION tapes all around the school's band room (Inluding the inside). I can still remember it to this day
A kid ran out of my school due to a mental breakdown. She ran to her cousins house and came back a few days later like everything was fine. That was crazy, and the funny thing was that she was in two of my classes, and she just so happened to run out of the school around the time I was supposed to be in class with her. We were all laughing about it as our teacher left the room to see what happened.
In my second year of highschool a substitute for my Physics class was a total Umbridge so I basically disobeyed until I got sent home the next day I came to school and found out she had tried to get my classmate who I will call K in trouble for "stealing" her phone that dumb **** forgot to plant the phone on the person and it was in her bag,so long story short she was never aloud back in my high school again to this day I feel a sense of pride in our accomplishment ☺️
Periods are your friends.
That egg story is an actual legends tail.
Just finished all this channels videos and then see this, thanks!
There was a few fights in my school just like others. There was also the urban legends. The only thing I know because I was in the IT room when the were was reviewing the cameras was that a group of 3 boys broke into a school at night and they were trying to figure out if they took anything as they were in the canteen to press charges or something like that. No one knows about that and how they handled it I don't think it
was the only time.
There was also a legendary scene which I and a few other students witness. There was a detention called Reflection where you sit in a room all day with maybe 4 others with the same punishment. No talking, solitary lunch and you stay 1 extra hour after school, was the best punishment in my opinion as the work was super easy. Anyway the room was right next to the library. One student wanted a cigarette so bad he got up and just left, teacher got reinforcements and that left books flaying in the library. The glass was frosted so I could only see silhouettes but the sounds and shadows was legendary.
The last one was something I heard when I went to University. One of the guidance teachers was talking and I mentioned where I was from. She then said how bad the reputation for the school was and mentioned how she went there for a visit once. She said she got through the front door and a bucket of water was poured on her head by two students from the walkway above the entrance. I believe it.
Was a rough school which was really good at keeping secrets. I swear something happened there once a week and no one would talk about it as we were either two insensitive or the school was just that good at cover ups.
I got in detention for a fight against a few people by the way. Was not my first time and they knew I did not start it but ended it so only got 1 day while the other two were suspended for 2 weeks.
Other stories from that place is the time the dumb girl put her hand on a belt sander and lost her palm. The year 8 fight in the basketball courts. The podophile cook who was caught. The teacher who crashed the brand new school bus. The teacher who was fired for a false accusation. The time I broke a students arm (he was in the year above me). The great peg incident. The shop lifting incident.
There was enough about the school to make a entire tv series from it.
“10/10 would egg again” is the coolest exit ever
I can feel this channel will blow up, keep up the content😊
11:50 this kinda happened at my school, but not as large a scale. There was this massive hill up the side of the school I went to that loads of people (including myself) would go hang around on. As per usual when winter came the bank (hill) was off limits so everyone went to the field waiting for it’s return. Even the football people had to go on the field during summer and winter when the tennis courts were used for tennis or off limits respectively. When spring came we waited anxiously for the banks return, but it didn’t come. Eventually some older students stepped up and went atop the bank shouting at the top of their lungs, “bring back the bank!” One even had a sign! This was during 3rd period right after 1st break as the bell rang so naturally everyone was clogged up in the hallway watching the protest. Some joined, some went to their lessons but everyone knew about it, including the teachers. The teachers forced everyone down and sent them to their next lesson. Sadly a year and a half later the bank still isn’t back. Dark times
Last year I was in my foods class and we had a substitute. We were supposed to be continuing a project but to do that we needed the Chromebooks. They were booked but they weren't in the class, so the teacher went to look for them. I decided to help go find them because I didn't want to sit around. We went around searching classroom to classroom seeing if we could find them (This was also on the 4th floor where the space is very small with not many rooms). Eventually we got to what I think was the old robotics room or something like that from past years. I peeked through the windows, the lights were off and it looked like there were some kind of renovations going on. Through the darkness I noticed a silhouette of a Chromebook cart, so I alerted the teacher. The main door was locked but there was another room attached to it that had its door slightly open. As I push on the door to open it, there was a desk blockading the door. It was odd that the chromebook cart was in this room, but I managed to fiddle with the desk through the small crack in the door. Eventually me and the teacher got in, there was a bunch of switches, so we didn't bother figuring which was for the lights. We then made our way to the room, and as soon as I step into that room... An alarm bursts on the intercom exclaiming "INTRUDER ALERT, FLOOR 4" repeatedly every 3 seconds! Me and the teacher gasp and gallop to the door to get out. The alert is almost twice as loud in the halls. I felt like Indiana Jones who had just failed a mission. As we are leaving the room not knowing what to do, a teacher walks out and the sub walking beside me throws her arms in the air and confesses it was us. The 4th floor is also not a busy spot in the school, so I had no clue what was going on throughout the rest of the school as this alarm went off. That teacher who came out just acknowledges us and walks back into the class, we too go back to the foods room defeated. As we arrive back, all the students in my class are scrambling into the pantry and I explained to them that I set it off. Eventually the alarm was stopped and I never heard a teacher speak of it, so I have no clue how they knew it was false, that other teacher must have called the office. I was avoidant of many teachers for the next couple weeks assuming they would have checked the cameras and punished me, but nope... Nothing happened. So since then I sometimes bring up this story to say that I harmlessly put my school into a brief lockdown.
Best reddit channel, i love that you actually add some commentary to the posts, not just read it
I've got a good one. So, my high school was built on a hill, and it was built during at least integration, possibly longer, so there isn't an elevator. But the designers still wanted it to be wheelchair accessible, so there are two ways to get to the second floor: a set of stairs, and a ramp. Well, a senior at my high school figured out a way to use that ramp for the ultimate senior prank. This dude drove a DIRT BIKE from the bus loop, down the hallway, up the ramp, through the cafeteria, out the front door, through the parent pickup line, and out onto the main street, with his buddies helping by holding doors when necessary. Best part: as far as I know, he never got caught, because he was wearing a full bikers helmet that completely covered his head and face, and the school cameras couldn't actually pick up any facial details because of the vizor. Plus, my area doesn't require license plates on dirt bikes, only motorcycles. And I'm not sure if his buddies were wearing masks/helmets or anything, but if they weren't they still kept their mouths shut tight, cuz not even the school resource officer (who was everybody's favorite and was cool with stuff like this as long as nobody was in harm's way) didn't know who it was
edit: Imma be honest, I wrote this before I watched the video, so to clarify that this isn't the same story as story 14:
-this happened in the southern US (I will not specify further cuz privacy)
-this happened in 2016 (it was the end of the year so it was the 2015-2016 school year)
Last year when I was in 10th grade. For one of the last days when we had a normal schedule before end-of-the-year testing screwed everyone's schedule up, the gym teachers held a massive game of dodgeball. Almost 150 students separated into two teams, doing their best to win. You had a lot of people trying to cheat and never go out when they got hit, but the gym teachers were on top of it. Eventually, it came down to the last guy on one team facing down 25-30 people from the other. No matter what the other team did, they couldn't hit the kid. He never once threw a ball. Just dodged and caught balls until everyone else was out.
That kid was me. For that one day, I became a legend. All because I'm a stubborn POS and somebody in the crowd watching shouted out that I was gonna get destroyed.
My dad and I were accomplice to the entire class of 2011 pulling a grad prank at the ceremony.
My school had some stupid rule where your hair had to be done a certain way during grad. For women, it was actually proper hair buns. This gave me a terrific idea, I shared it with both some choice kids, then later my dad.
Fast forward to the actual event. The entire faculty and every parent who weren't busy are packed into one huge room. I'd actually scored the prestigious honor of being the event DJ, they had a booth and everything.
So, first graduating dude and dudette walk down the center aisle. It's very lovely and proper. Music is low key and happy. Sort of thing you'd hear at an actual formal occasion.
Then, nothing. Second pair doesn't come. We let it hang for just long enough to make people think something is up, then the dude who just walked up to the stage grabs the mic and says "Hit it big guy!"
My que. Record scratch, quick switch, and new song. Imperial March from the Star Wars soundtrack. Every single pair after the first walked down that aisle with Princess Leia hair buns and Darth Vader helmets. Marching in perfect sync to the beat. Brought a tear to my eye.
Huge shout out to my dad who bought all the helmets, including the Storm Trooper one I hid under the booth and slammed on my head when the beat dropped. 🤣
You, sir, are a man of class and style. Mad respect.
I had a similar teacher to story 27. Back in junior high, after our Technology classes were done, our teacher let us watch movies and play poker at the end of the school year :D
I know that when my Uncle was at CalTech some of his class (it varies whether or not he was involved) took apart a police car and reassembled it on the roof of their gym.
My dad tells me stories about riding a motorcycle through a guy's house (twice). The second time, the cops were there waiting for them. It turns out that there was no law on the books against driving a motorcycle through someone's house if you have their permission. (And the owner came out to say that they had his permission.) They still might have gotten in trouble, but a couple of underage guys wandered out and started vomiting in the rose bushes, and the police had bigger fish to fry.
On senior prank day the year above me at the school, the senior prank was to release three chickens with 1, 2, and 4 painted on them into the vents in the school. When it came our turn, my class filled the entire downstairs office with dixie cups full of water. Thousands and thousands of little tiny paper cups full of water, painstakingly placed over the course of hours on every shelf, every chair, every desk, every inch of the floor. We also, in flagrant violation of fire safety, duct-taped a classroom door shut so that they couldn't get out until the janitor came with a box opener to cut the door open.
EDIT: Just remembered my Dad told me about a food fight at his school. Their cafeteria had only one entrance that led out into the main hall (had two emergency exits, but they couldn't be opened from the outside normally.) Anyway, two kids got into a fight outside the cafeteria, and the two teachers stationed inside rushed out to break it up. This had obviously been planned as the doors were slammed shut behind them and barricaded by a table, at which point someone yelled "FOOD FIGHT!" and things went straight to hell.
‘Why Teddy?!’ Killed me because I know someone named Teddy 😂😂
In 4th grade, yes, 4th grade, someone shouted at lunch, "Can i get a hoyaaa?" as loud as he could and the entire room shouted back "HOYA" as if it was planned. I still find that hilarious
Grade 12 a group of senior boys carried the chemistry teacher’s tiny car into the school, down a flight of stairs and parked it outside the Principal’s office door. The tiny car’s tiny Chinese owner came down stairs, saw her car and started shrieking in Chinese and was hopping like a pogo stick…it was hilarious! The Principal and several teachers took the car back to the packing lot…laughing all the way. Same year they hid the school’s piano. Took a month to find it. It was hidden in a tunnel that connected the main building to the shop building which the kids weren’t supposed to know about.
For some reason, none of the other elementary schools in my board have any drama, so the universe decided we must have ALL the drama to make up for it.
Here's my top 5:
5: That time we played truth or dare in 4th grade and one dude ate rabbit shit off the field
4: The time we found a used condom on the playground and thought it was a balloon, only realizing the truth years later. One kid had tried to blow it up.
3: The time some dickheads were laughing about the mini cucumber some girl had brought for lunch (it was whole, so obviously looked like a *y'know*) until the chick proceeded to pull a pocket knife out of no where and cut it perfectly even while making direct eye contact with they dudes
2: We had a teacher who wouldn't allow so much as thinking about a curse word, so naturally, at the end of the year the entire class listed every curse word or filthy name they could think of one by one, until the entire class was sent outside.
1: There was a school wide fight on the last day of my last year. I'm a rules don't exist kind of fighter, and didn't have beef with a lot of people, so no one was really on me. But by the end of the day, we had 17 broken noses, 8 broken hands, 2 concussions, and one of my classmates who broke almost his whole ribcage after getting an entire desk (the metal and fibre glass kind) thrown at him by a 6th grader who may or may not have been his brother, but we'll never know because kid was never caught.
1980s the beloved high school band director retired. A new director came in. He was nothing like the loving, kind band director. He always stood on his podium screaming at the kids during marching practice. One day, he began berating band members, one by one, shouting at them to sit on the sidelines. The remaining members finally had enough and staged an old-fashioned 1960s sit-in. They refused to do anything. He jumped up and down. He ranted. He raved. He bawled. He didn't last the year. How ya doin', Billy Harrell? 🎉
the last one was in their villian era, love it
“10/10 would egg again”
-a mastermind
16:22 as someone who dealt with younger people watching that content i made them disgusted by it by saying this : the fact that they are known for this and there digital foot print will stay with them forever imagine going into the bar and abunch of sweaty old men looking at you like 👹
But also 16:22 he just like me fr
At my school, the legendary thing that happened some kindergartener decided to just go home, and began running down the road, away from the school, and into the surrounding neighbourhood. My mom, the kindergarten teacher, chased after him on foot. From what I heard from her, the kid somehow made it a little under kilometre before my mom caught him, after which they were picked up by another teacher with her minivan. For several weeks, everyone was talking about my moms mad dash after the kid.
For context, she was a survivor of breast cancer, and had been recently diagnosed with cancer again, that time metastasis (meaning it had spread throughout her body, and was pretty much incurable).
16:41 either that teacher is a super laid back teacher in their 30’s or a 80 year old teacher who has taught so long they just don’t give a crap anymore, there is no in between.
Back in 6th grade there was a award assembly and when a kid went up on stage he let out the biggest fart ever and he took his award like nothing happened.
Not like whole school known, But I saw a kid getting bullied beside the track when ALL of the teachers were there, instead of stopping them they just kept walking. So I walked over there, grabbed a small pebble and threw it at one of the bullies head and hit perfectly even though I suck at throwing, and I immediately got sent to the principals office. I walked in there and the principal said, "you shouldn't have done that." I said, "your teachers shouldn't have just let it happened." I WAS IN. FIRST. GRADE.
oh my god, the teacher at 16:40 is such a legend holy shit LMAOOo
A kid pointed a fake gun at the substitute teacher. Now he's expelled.
Ok, this one is fun and disgusting;
We had just finished our senior trip down in Washington DC, and were on the buses heading home. About halfway along the route, the people on my bus, Bus 6, were bored, and uncomfortable. The toilet had clogged about 20 min. before then, so the whole bus smelled horrible to boot. We reacted by deciding it would be a great idea to make it even worse. Nearly 2/3 of all the students on the bus contributed something to what was later dubbed "Bus 6 in a Bottle".
The ingredients were a horrible mix ranging from different sodas we got from our rest stop, to pieces of paper, to chunks of candy, and then there was my contribution. A good strong 1/2-second squeeze of baby powder. It was by far the most ridiculous ingredient. It smelled so bad we had to stuff the straw hole in the cup out of fear of knocking someone unconscious with the smell. My best friend tried to remedy the problem by adding Axe deodorant spray. It only made the smell 10x worse. Later on, someone near the back jokingly offered to drink it. As we were passing it back, calling his bluff, I got it in my hands (thank God for my terrible sense of smell) but before passing it on, I noticed that the concoction had become rock hard. The baby powder mixed with the carbonated water from the soda and basically became fast-drying concrete. It would've been physically impossible to bite it, let alone drink it. For the rest of the year, Bus 6 in a Bottle was a favorite talking point among the witnesses, and the most infamous event of the senior trip.
My middle school’s microwave caught fire three times in one year. I only witnessed one. The two I didn’t witness but heard so much about was these two boys that called themselves the “Bar Bros” and they put granola bars into the microwave, rapper and everything, and set it for 10 minutes. The one I witnessed was an accident where someone horribly burned their popcorn. Strangely enough, even with all the smoke, none of the 6 fire alarms in the cafeteria went off. For any of those three occasions.
They had stories on the radio where I am in NZ. One prank that made me laugh my head off, was a class took some cows upstairs and left them there. The problem is apparently cows can go upstairs but not down. They had to take windows out and get a crane. Cannot stop laughing whenever I think about it.
One time in 8th grade, a few days before winter break, one of my teachers was emailing another teacher. She was mad at him for assigning a test on the last day before winter break, and for not understanding her when she referred to students not coming to school on the last day as "getting the 'itis". So naturally, she told us to crumple up some paper and lined us up to go attack him. I got the flank on him; it was quite comedic. Nobody ever mentioned it again.
20:22 - BUT WHY THE EGGS?? Didn't you know they have salmonella? That's not only very annoying, but also contaigous toxic habbit that might be also harmful
So damn much.
-someone send a inappropriate photo to the entire 8th grade through the school email.
-someone put a clarinet up to a kids mouth and said "suck my clarinet"
There's more, but I can't remember.
Somehow no shootings or anything else.
:Shrug:
The problem with big and elaborate pranks is that somebody ALWAYS snitches. There's always one weak link that'll give everybody up.
5:51 , "WHY TEDDY!?" 😂😂😂😂
The legendary thing was when the teacher was scolding every one and a random student just shouted something that contrasted the teacher’s previous statement, and when the teacher responded with “you think you’re a superhero?”
The response: “yeah! I’m a superhero! That’s awesome!”
They made him give a public apology, very staged. I can tell everyone loved that moment
Last story was the best one 🤣 🤣
What are we supposed to do during a fire? I think we're supposed to rob the Wendy's.
In fourth grade we were having a little spring fest for the end of the year, and during one of the games this kid well call bob for the sake of the story wasnt allowed outside because he would always try to escape school through the fence, so much we had to have people patrol the fence every day. Well this one door was left open to the playground while we were eating popsicles outside and playing on the playground for intermission before going to the next minigame, bob dropped his chromebook and made a run for it, and was caught a few feet from his house, brought back and sent to the principle. It was truly a memorable day for me, and apparently, he'd been planning it for months and told one of the classmates, who then told the teacher after he was sent to the office.
0:03 got strangled by the bully and then knocked him out
OMG that last guy is a psychopath!!! 😂😂😂
I’ve got an entry for this. Basically, it was a usual day in 6th grade, and I was hanging out with my friends at lunch, then I look up at the ceiling, and see something. I did a double look, and wouldn’t you know it, the thing I saw was a pigeon. Yup, a pigeon infiltrated the lunch room from a small open door. So I alerted my friends of the feathered felon, and not even 2 minutes later everyone in the cafeteria knew about the pigeon, and it was SO loud in there, and even some staff learned about it. The pigeon flew away near the end of lunch, but to say that day wasn’t legendary would be very disrespectful to the pigeon up there.
Story 29 sounds an awful lot like a prank from a German film from the late 60s/early 70s called "Die Lümmel von der ersten Bank". Only the actor used a flag pole to swing into a window below and then climbed back up, and the "dead" student on the ground was a puppet.
im sorry but the, "Why teddy?!" got me laughing
1:25 probably went like:
"Hey. Hey Lewis. Lewis. Hey Lewis. Hey. Lewis-"
"What??"
*BANG*
"Shocking, right?"
"What the fuck Bill"
At the end of story ten I got a grammarly ad and its first words were “while citing sources details are important”
these videos always come in clutch while im painting
Told my younger sisters bout that one time in 5th grade (elementary), a student in my year got electrocuted from trying to remove the fish tank lighting (that was still plugged into an outlet) that fell into the fish tank. Yes, it was filled with water and live goldfishes. No, it was not intentional that the lighting fell in. It was a lesson well taught and learned. I waited till each of them reached the 5th grade to see if the teachers ever retold the event as it was relevant to their courses. The teacher did retell that event. They eventually came to me asking in more detail about the event since I told them about it before and the teacher never spilled the names or details. I replied. "Yeah I can tell you the details since now they have to warn new students every year. Because that student was ME. It was ME who stuck her hand inside the fish tank to try and save the fishes!" :D
The Local Drivers Ed teacher tells a story about a kid who almost rammed the car into a pole. I was the kid.
"the...i-it didnt do anything WHY THAT? WHY TEDDY!?" funniest crap ive ever heard ngl
I get that teacher. "What are they going to do, jerk off together?" I'd assume he'd stop that.
I loved the concern in his voice at 5:48
Not really crazy legendary, but this kid at my old school went around whacking people with a bat at recess one day. Not sure of the full context, but I know he whacked quite a few people. The next day, we were all called into the assembly room. The vice principal addresses us about, in his own words, the "whack-a-mole with a bat incident". I literally could not stop laughing.
I went to 2 high schools, but several happened at my first high school:
1. 2 weeks into my freshman year, the high school did opposite sex dress-up day. My school made the local paper and my math teacher said she saw a guy wearing pink jelly shoes, a skimpy skirt and a bra top and cried.
2. 2 away games into my freshman year, the marching band was no longer allowed to play at away games due to a female flute player getting into a fight with a male drummer (she was kicking his butt, but this was the same guy my math teacher mentioned).
3. The speech teacher my sophomore year got kicked out of teaching for calling 2 female students the derogatory term for a female dog, and his replacement allowed us to have food in the class, play cards and watch Jerry Springer (only reason anyone knew was due to a student telling their mom that).
4. My sophomore year English class had 7 girls who already had 1 kid, 3 with 2 kids and 1 pregnant with her 3rd. The English teacher spoiled them, but hated anyone who dated any of her female basketball 🏀 players. She especially hated me cause I told her that I was dating my girlfriend before the girlfriend and I started high school.
5. My girlfriend made the David Letterman’s Tonight Show. The track team she was on got disqualified for not everyone wearing the same colored sports bra.
6. Sharing a parking lot with the stadium for high school and some minor college events was a basketball arena. 1 Friday evening, the Cleveland Cavaliers and Indiana Pacers were playing in the arena the same time as the football game for my high school and another team. Even most of the parents ended up walking across the parking lot to the basketball game instead of watching their kid/s.
In high school 16 students got caught smoking weed and morning break and subsequently were expelled from that school, 13 of them were from my class of 22.
It was a quiet year that year
my high school was best known in the area for being on fire twice.
in my year alone, we had; a kid drop a stink bomb in our tutor room (which stank out the languages department) and the same kid throwing a chair at another kid across the maths class room (year 7), one of our maths teachers threw a pen at a student and walked out leaving the class, the head of science, and head of maths confused (year 8), and one winter the pipes for the heating system froze during christmas break which meant we went home at lunch time every day for a week (year 9).
In 8th grade, someone apparently set fire to one of the boy's bathrooms. The fire alarms never went off and most of us didn't know until we went to lunch and saw the burn marks and fire truck. Apparently, my middle school has some sort of combustion curse, since a few years earlier, a kid had broken into the chemistry lab or the supply closet for it, something like I don't remember which, and blew himself up. He just 3 fingers on one hand, 2 on the other with one literally hanging on, the rest of his fingers and his palms were severely damaged, and his face was so fucked up that only his parents could recognize him. I wish I was exaggerating. That's why my middle school no longer has a chemistry class and why you shouldn't mess with chemicals unless you know exactly what you're doing and/or have exact instructions made by someone who knows exactly what they're doing and have proper safety precautions.
When I was in 4th grade, I was playing dodgeball in PE, and with a 1 in a million chance, I caught the best kids ball, and I am now friends with the cool kids, and I’m also pretty good friends with that same kid I caught his dodgeball
on the first week of eighth grade, the fifth graders were trying to throw water balloons at my classmate, chris. the game ended up escalating and became violent. one of the fifth graders, Anton, smashed chris over the head with a metal trash can lid, and ran away, with chris chasing him. Anton ran into the class room, where my friend and I were talking to my mom, and he shut the door on chris. the door was glass, and chris’s foot ended up shattering the door. he also got a concussion from the trash can lid, and spent a week in the hospital…
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i have 2 really epic teachers for my 2 favourite classes
Teacher 1 begins his lessons roasting students and making jokes to keep us quiet for the rest of the period (wer are a REALLY noisy class)
Teacher 2 Lets us play games and watch videos if we had done the task he gave us that period and if not completed, we still get to play games and watch videos the last 10 minutes
At my school in seventh grade, at the cornerstone of the end of the year, the fire alarm was triggered. We sat outside with probably our 4th or 5th period class for 2 hours and you could see smoke coming from a vent + firefighters walking on the roof. We were all told someone pulled the alarm and it was all clear, and since I had a helper period in the office, I saw a kid up there and her mother + the school deputy. Suprisingly, what happened wasn't that and a squirrel got into the vents and caught fire, luckily it didn't spread that far. Additionally, a second event that happened in elementary school that I remember faintly was during lunch I think, and some kid started repeating "we will, we will rock you". As it spread, teachers caught notice and tried to stop it. Eventually, everyone did it including me. I don't remember what happened after that, but the things that happen in Floridian schools. It's ethereal.
Back in 7th grade, I was waiting in carline which had been delayed for about two hours now for reasons the school never told us. Many kids believed it was because some1 was rear ended in line and the two parents got into a big fight, but that’s just a rumor. While we were waiting, a few kids started going at it while none of the staff was around. Basically, the biggest bully in our school started swinging at some1 for no real reason, then slowly the fight got bigger, and eventually it was a total free for all. Everyone was getting tackled, swinging punches, shoving kids to the ground, it was WILD! Even I got into it, and I was always the quiet kid who would try to avoid anyone, but I only was doing it in self defense. Up to this point the teachers had all tried to get kids to stop, but it was way to late for that. One teacher ended up getting attacked by a group of kids and was seriously hurt. This went on for a surprisingly long while, I was mostly in the back just trying to help kids getting singled out. Eventually, the police were called and even the SWAT team showed up! The police tried to get kids off each other but even they couldn’t stop the fighting. So with no option left, one SWAT member fired his full automatic into the air. Everyone screamed and decided to run. Everyone just ran off through the school grounds, the halls, and out into the street. It was just a mad dash to get away and get home. The next week (school had been canceled) we came to find out there were about 80 kids that had to be sent to the hospital, and 2 kids even died from their injuries. The kids who started the fight were expelled and sent to juvie. That was 3 years ago, but I can still remember having to punch someone until they could barely move. It was definitely one of the craziest things, I’ve ever gone through, and I was one of the few kids that day who wasn’t seriously hurt. I’m just glad I made it out, I barely made it home that night, then I had to call mom to let her know where I was. We ended up moving the next year and I never saw most of those kids again.
Apparently, a few years back, for a senior prank, all of the seniors pitched in and brought in parts for a car. No joke. They assembled an entire car on the roof of the school. I don’t know how but I know they had someone on the inside.
"SOMEBODY-"
I Love How Me And Him Have The Same Brain-
In high school legends say that someone played with themselves in both the boys and girls bathroom without being caught at all.
I was in middle school when this happened in but I happened at the high school it even mage’s to get to some of the 4th and 5th graders at he elementary schools. Anyway it was the senior prank of the school and they managed to release two chickens into the school that wore capes with the numbers one and three on them and after they were caught the staff spent a majority of the day looking for a third chicken that wasn’t there but then at the end of the day they then made a slip n slide in the front of the school with a tarp and the bottle’s of water they bought at lunch it was so chaotic that when the principal found out he didn’t let any of them back inside
Someone once brought 1896 styled bagpipes to school and played "Cock O' The north" for 12 minutes straight before getting suspended
Bro one time I walked into the pool and out of nowhere this kid named Daniel runs in butt ass naked, and the funniest part was he had a 3 incher flopping around while the gym teacher chased him until he climbed up the 30 foot diving board and airhumps before jumping in, swimming across the pool and running out the door. He got arrested for public nudity after running out of the aquatic facility.
The roast from the bio teacher killed me 💀
Ok, for background, this was some time in elementary school. About 20 miles away was the closest school, a middle school that I can't remember the name of. We were in class like a normal day, when the teachers start panicking and taking all the students out of the school and loading them onto the busses to the middle school. We didn't know what was happening, but word starts to spread that is was a bomb threat on the school. We were brought into the middle school and spent the whole day eating junk food and watching movies, and spent the next few days off while the police checked for any actual bombs. Now this is where it starts to get hazy, because if I remember correctly, they found a fake bomb filled with a bunch of random chemicals, and I heard a few rumors that it was a ploy set up by the 5th graders to try and skip school for some reason. I don't know if the rumor was true, but if it was, those guys saved me from a lot of tests, so If you're reading this right now, thank you.
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When a kid whacked a baseball through a window across the street. We weren't allowed to play baseball after that.
I imagine how respected Jeff must have been at that school. Bro has no chill.
Classroom parties of all kinds were banned in my Vocational Highschool because someone in plumbing brought in a tray of brownies that turned out to be edibles and one kid ate half the tray alone. And one year the culinary kids cling wrapped the jeep of one of the bakery teachers because it had a watermelon wrap
I have two!
1: Michael Jackson was a student in my school
2: A plane flying with a flag saying "CAN I GET A HIYA?" Flew over our school and everyone said HIYAAA!!
When I was in 5th grade, we were eating lunch when the principal walked in and the whole 5th grade was silenced. Suddenly, a kid started singing and we AL STARTED LAUGHING
I have this one school legend where a student tried to leave school. (This is an account of a couple of 7th graders and my brother) So apparently some student had enough of school asked to use the bathroom and then tried to leave but my brothers teacher saw him out the window leaving so he full on sprinted out of the school and football tackled him to the ground. Legend
In middle school a Kid dissapeared it was the fifth hour of six and He literaly was Just gone everyone was stressing and Police got involved, He later was Seen in with His grandmother in her Car
Story 28: The teacher was a calm as a cucumber. I wouldn’t let any students watch adult films.
Throwback to when the assistant principal asked if everyone would listen now and everyone said no 💀
For contexts I go to a Christian private school, this detail is semi important. During 2016, my classmates found an old M14 rifle with the paratrooper skeleton stock, i was 10 at the time and was the one who handled it. Turns out the former pastor/owner of the school was a Vietnam war veteran supposedly and had a collection of Vietnam war and ww2 era guns, the police later confiscated the rifle which I had already cleared and secured, the rifle itself was old and rusty, clearly not kept well. I later talked to the security guard and he told me that he used to sleep with the rifles back in the early 2000’s until he surrendered them to the police. We continued class like it was nothing afterwards.
last story was great
Todd is an absolute unit. What a chad.
Now them lunch ladies knew wtf they was planning 😂😂
Calling a teacher “Umbridge” is crazy
11:11-11:30 That is the true definition of 0 to 100 real quick.