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  • @jstafriskyhusky2748
    @jstafriskyhusky2748 7 років тому +852

    Everyone knows that you don't open the creepy ass chest in the darkest corner in the darkest house in the darkest place possible

    • @violethill4454
      @violethill4454 6 років тому +10

      Operator Husky hahahahaahah ikr

    • @edisonlima4647
      @edisonlima4647 5 років тому +12

      I mean, Cabin in the Woods lógica ditates that the victim in a horror movie has to chose to activate the horror starting McGuffin.

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 4 роки тому +4

      Apparently, he didn't do the reading.

    • @stephenthompson4912
      @stephenthompson4912 4 роки тому +4

      Anne Frank yeah, where else am I gonna get my plus 5 dark blade sword?

    • @shortgiraffe700
      @shortgiraffe700 4 роки тому +1

      If it’s in an attic or a basement.. DON’T OPEN IT!

  • @philipbrockman1315
    @philipbrockman1315 5 років тому +624

    Do you know what's weird even though the father's turning into a monster he still do the father thing in Hunt down his son's bully

    • @stephenthompson4912
      @stephenthompson4912 4 роки тому +48

      Philip Brockman yeah, yeah, but I think he was at that stage where, he’s still kinda human, but the anger issues of a mother bear on crack

    • @portal1329
      @portal1329 4 роки тому +37

      @@stephenthompson4912 I agree with that. He was still human enough to not eat his own kid but due to the clown demon thing he thought "Hm, bully sounds good right about now"

    • @PapiLeelee
      @PapiLeelee 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah he literally HUNTED for the dude

    • @leonardohenrique5172
      @leonardohenrique5172 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, also when the wife actually took that gil for the demon, that surprised me a lot!

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 3 роки тому +7

      "just because he is bad guy does not mean he is bad guy"

  • @theturtle9724
    @theturtle9724 7 років тому +713

    Girl: Don't go up there
    *kid goes up*
    Me: what did she JUST say?

  • @daric_
    @daric_ 5 років тому +966

    Most terrifying part of this film..."Produced by Harvey Weinstein."

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 5 років тому +92

      I would not be shocked if this whole thing was based off of stuff Harvey does in his free time

    • @davidwit7749
      @davidwit7749 5 років тому +68

      @@rhodopisdenile8977 Based on his weekend at Jeffrey Epstein's private island.

    • @captainfate.
      @captainfate. 4 роки тому +4

      who is that guy?

    • @0Ruzena0
      @0Ruzena0 4 роки тому +8

      at least the actor didnt sleep with him to get the role ;]

    • @marvlised
      @marvlised 4 роки тому +17

      I looked him up and regretted my decision

  • @glorytothemotherland9556
    @glorytothemotherland9556 5 років тому +110

    The story of a man slowly turning into an Icelandic clown demon. Brilliant.

  • @dakotakade3547
    @dakotakade3547 7 років тому +882

    I'm happy someone else finally brought it up. The whole "this is being panned for being too disturbing" is the stupidest crap I hear about horror movies. People wonder why modern horror movies are all cheap jumpscares and boring re-hashed crap, but the reason is because people are too afraid of any horror movie that breaks the mold, despite the fact that's exactly what horror movies are supposed to do. HORRIFY you. Back in the day, Texas Chainsaw Massacre was considered absolutely terrifying. Why? Because not many movies depicted such horrific violence in that way. Despite it's low budget, the movie was a hit because it horrified people. Same thing for Psycho. Psycho was one of the first movies to depict a murder on the big screen, and people were appalled. Now that bloody murders and gore have become circumstance as people were desensitized to it, it takes a lot more to horrify people, but anyone who DOES horrify people are critically panned for doing so. It makes no sense to me.
    When I originally read reviews on Clown deciding whether to watch it, I couldn't believe that one of the negative reviews said "Just because you can make a realistic prop of a child's arm doesn't mean you should". Actually, in my opinion, yes it does. The monster in Clown was TERRIFYING because it was a child eating demon. And instead of it being a child eating demon by word of mouth of characters spouting exposition, it was shown to you. Quite graphically. While none of the deaths are "on-screen", they did do the gore pretty creatively (something that surprised me compared to Eli Roth's other films).
    Closing out my small novel here, I like films that push the boundaries. That have an interesting and scary premise with a good delivery to create something that makes me afraid. That's what horror is to me, I should be horrified. And I hate to see movies get destroyed for that. Some try too hard (look at Human Centipede 2 and A Serbian Film) to the point of being completely bonkers and worth nothing more than shock value, but movies like this push the boundaries enough to truly make something scary.

    • @thehomiegokesh1377
      @thehomiegokesh1377 7 років тому +43

      DrBrainzzz FINALLY some one who agrees. For me Friday The 13th would be one of the greatest horror movies, even though it is, without the fucking censorship that was caused by that association, i forgot what it was called. Take away the boundaries and all horror movies would be entertaining again

    • @XenoTronusWeePoo850
      @XenoTronusWeePoo850 6 років тому +15

      DrBrainzzz Best comment in this comment section. I completely agree.

    • @filmnerd1871
      @filmnerd1871 6 років тому +28

      I think this is why IT got popular, it’s one of the only modern movies that has tons of gore and shows a whole death instead of just showing what causes the death, then cutting to the next scene.

    • @Jer_Bearz
      @Jer_Bearz 6 років тому +2

      Best comment ever

    • @ThePragmaticScorpio
      @ThePragmaticScorpio 6 років тому +11

      If you enjoyed Clown you should check out Terrifier. There's no plot or character development whatsoever, but it takes the creep factor and sadism of a killer clown to a whole new level.

  • @bravenwolf5567
    @bravenwolf5567 7 років тому +327

    Does this remind anyone of the Goosebumps book about the Halloween mask that wouldn't come off and soon would possess him.

  • @circeciernova1712
    @circeciernova1712 3 роки тому +38

    The whole "five months of winter" thing comes from their Clöyne creature originating from the arctic circle. You get five months of winter with very little sun, five months of summer when the sun barely sets, and very brief transitional periods.

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 2 роки тому

      That still isn't summer and winter, its day and night ala 30 Days of Night.

    • @circeciernova1712
      @circeciernova1712 2 роки тому +3

      @@LupineShadowOmega And what do you call the especially cold time of year when the nights are long?

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 2 роки тому

      @@circeciernova1712 Considering it would always be cold, day and night

    • @whitenobeard
      @whitenobeard Рік тому

      ​@@LupineShadowOmegayou do realize, just because a place witnesses extreme constant temperatures. It still goes through the 4 seasons.

  • @SmokeyOwOs
    @SmokeyOwOs 5 років тому +483

    Killing kids is a no-no in Hollywood but grooming them is fine

    • @dnkakusei
      @dnkakusei 4 роки тому +27

      SmokeyOwOs Onision wants to: *Know your location*

    • @shadowednight1600
      @shadowednight1600 3 роки тому +13

      It's also not ok to have kids face drama and action, but it's a-ok to have Bad Sniff smell them.
      The children of this era are growing up messed up. Without any risk they will grow up in echo chambers WORSE than Twitter

    • @CharlesXavier
      @CharlesXavier 3 роки тому +2

      Did you ever watch ‘It’? Kids died in that Hollywood movie.

    • @Devils_Lair_Comics
      @Devils_Lair_Comics 3 роки тому +3

      @@shadowednight1600 like there haven't been kids being messed up in previous generations?

    • @jakoclown4175
      @jakoclown4175 3 роки тому +6

      Uhhhh kids die in Hollywood all the time my dude.....what mandella dimension are you from?

  • @Markyillustrado206
    @Markyillustrado206 5 років тому +174

    My Friend: I found this channel where Jesus Does Movie reviews
    Me:

    • @panda_2643
      @panda_2643 4 роки тому +8

      Bruh😂😂😂😂

  • @robertlangley9437
    @robertlangley9437 7 років тому +300

    i noticed the clown suit gets tighter after he wakes up

    • @RepBit
      @RepBit 4 роки тому +2

      @Kailei R I think he was talking about Andy's past life up until the kid eating part.

    • @camojacktindale675
      @camojacktindale675 4 роки тому +1

      Mureo Tiem it’s a girl...

    • @lungjuice5366
      @lungjuice5366 4 роки тому +1

      @CamoJackTindale ! ...so?

    • @x5992
      @x5992 4 роки тому +11

      I didn't notice at first. But yeah... the cuffs go from loose over his hands to tight around the wrists. Gradually his skin color matches the collar so you can't really tell wear the suit ends and his skin begins. Until finally not just being skin tight but actual skin with muscle definition.

  • @beetle3434
    @beetle3434 7 років тому +341

    The guy that directed this is also directing Spider-Man: Homecoming.
    No, really.

  • @dr.decker3623
    @dr.decker3623 5 років тому +32

    In Iceland, winter starts at the end of October, following the old Norse calendar. This calendar only consists of two seasons, winter and summer. There are 26 weeks of winter in Iceland, and 26 weeks of summer, which is 6,.. but yeh :P

  • @professorkombat2381
    @professorkombat2381 5 років тому +142

    Who realized it was executive producer Harvey Weinstein
    I feel bad for the wife

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 5 років тому +4

      GamerBoy2007 ROBLOX AND MORE Fuck....

    • @RobertZdarsChin
      @RobertZdarsChin 4 роки тому +3

      So slept with him for the role. Seems like a pretty good trade off

  • @mrcritical6751
    @mrcritical6751 4 роки тому +14

    I really gotta question how Kevin Feige saw this film and thought “that’s the guy we want to direct our light hearted Spider-man movie that homages John Hues”

  • @damian303screations8
    @damian303screations8 7 років тому +2079

    this UA-camr looks like Jesus Christ but Not by his face but his hair looks like it

    • @vanessa3247
      @vanessa3247 7 років тому +136

      Or weird Al

    • @southernscythe2494
      @southernscythe2494 7 років тому +44

      With thick plaque between his teeth.

    • @sleazyfellow
      @sleazyfellow 7 років тому +6

      J South wow, I noticed it in all his videos too but I'd never mention it.

    • @elijahojahmaharaj7277
      @elijahojahmaharaj7277 7 років тому +4

      DAMIAN THE KILLER he was born White

    • @TheEagle-ee3he
      @TheEagle-ee3he 7 років тому +20

      That's ironic because I'm pretty sure he's an atheist

  • @johnfapcock7986
    @johnfapcock7986 7 років тому +457

    What if a kid put the suit on?

  • @intheredcold9216
    @intheredcold9216 7 років тому +239

    I really liked Clown. It's a small budget horror that I thought delivered on the dread. It had it's campy moments but the horrific ones outweigh them. In some ways it reminded me a bit of The Fly and its body horror idea about losing yourself. I do agree that the child killing aspect of the movie probably kept it from getting more exposure but given the premise they actually were rather restrained on what they did show.

    • @isaacman112
      @isaacman112 7 років тому +11

      I've seen worse on RackaRacka.

    • @alyjahandujar1402
      @alyjahandujar1402 6 років тому +4

      The killings of the kids definitely scared people away from watching the movie, I thought it was ballsy and it kept me on edge

    • @goggles-1208
      @goggles-1208 4 роки тому +3

      The only thing that made me almost turn the movie off was when the dog ate his nose.

    • @theirishpotato6588
      @theirishpotato6588 3 роки тому

      Yee I love the movie.

    • @theirishpotato6588
      @theirishpotato6588 3 роки тому

      @@isaacman112 smh

  • @IcelandicGoofball
    @IcelandicGoofball 5 років тому +84

    Being Icelandic, I have never in my nearly 44 years heard of an Icelandic clown monster... trolls, ghosts and many forms of demons but no clown monsters.

    • @Daxter-hl7dw
      @Daxter-hl7dw 3 роки тому +2

      Could Trolls somehow be depicted as clowns in some form? I recall supposedly some Trolls have red hair and big noses, hope none of this is somehow disrespectful btw.

    • @IcelandicGoofball
      @IcelandicGoofball 3 роки тому +4

      @@Daxter-hl7dw In one illustrated troll story series about troll children, they were depicted with red cheeks and big noses. Liking them to clowns would be quite the stretch. Usually trolls were talked about as mostly solitary creatures that just wanted to be left alone, otherwise there might be retaliation. Absolutely no offense taken my friend, kind of honored to answer questions about Icelandic folklore 😊

    • @ddaniell444
      @ddaniell444 3 роки тому +2

      @@IcelandicGoofball your a nice person

    • @IcelandicGoofball
      @IcelandicGoofball 3 роки тому +2

      @@ddaniell444 Thank you very much

    • @ddaniell444
      @ddaniell444 3 роки тому +1

      @@IcelandicGoofball your generally a good kinded heart person idk if thats good grammar or saying

  • @shortgiraffe700
    @shortgiraffe700 5 років тому +44

    IT + The Haunted Mask = Clown

  • @lnardo_da_vnci
    @lnardo_da_vnci 7 років тому +97

    Jason Bourne thats Jesus Christ

  • @TheSsjJoker
    @TheSsjJoker 7 років тому +340

    Hmmm a demonic clown needs to feed on children, where have I seen that one before *cough* Stephen kings IT lol

    • @memebasterd1080
      @memebasterd1080 7 років тому +35

      KING JOKER 2017 this movie is based of an actual myth from iceland called the cloyne

    • @sinaty
      @sinaty 6 років тому +44

      @Ward Luay this might be before the IT remake but not before the IT book or mini series "jackass"

    • @sinaty
      @sinaty 6 років тому +21

      @Ward Luay oh no some kid on the internet told me to kill myself whatever shall i do

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 6 років тому +10

      Ward Luay lol you’re mad as fuck.

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 6 років тому +3

      Ward Luay No u

  • @theratmaid
    @theratmaid 7 років тому +116

    "He probably smells funny." nice pun 👏👏👏

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 5 років тому +4

      I don't think it's intended to be a pun but it's still funny

  • @bedlessnorseman7550
    @bedlessnorseman7550 6 років тому +21

    "where could a clown go to not be seen?" *shrug* "collage?" LOL that killed me.

  • @JophesCT
    @JophesCT 6 років тому +107

    I'm sorry, did the opening credits read "Harvey Weinstein?"

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 5 років тому +14

      Yeah, but let's not hold that against the movie. Really, no Ashkenazi movie producer is clean.

    • @RobertZdarsChin
      @RobertZdarsChin 4 роки тому +15

      Just like hundreds of other movies

    • @thecreepycuck6036
      @thecreepycuck6036 4 роки тому +1

      So every female in this movie kids or otherwise have been r🅰️ped my mr Weinstein himself

    • @apeman6059
      @apeman6059 3 роки тому +1

      Joseph I feel dumb for not recognizing that he a sick man 🤦‍♂️

  • @ursaminor9780
    @ursaminor9780 5 років тому +69

    2:16 - Hey, speaking of inhuman monsters preying on the innocent

    • @steeter6
      @steeter6 3 роки тому

      Why does everyone not like this guy I mean I have no idea who he is.

    • @smelly_nut_hut2776
      @smelly_nut_hut2776 3 роки тому +1

      @@steeter6 he was arrested after the #metoo movement on Twitter and social media...leading to hundreds of women coming out about the abuse

  • @BuBs1970G
    @BuBs1970G 6 років тому +35

    "Are you a clown?" How the hell does that look like a clown? 😂

  • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
    @goob_goob_gooby_goob 6 років тому +117

    Perhaps the clown suit is like the symbiote. They just have to use Spider-Man logic and use noise to remove the suit!

    • @royalripper7453
      @royalripper7453 5 років тому +4

      Too late now

    • @caileanthomson1286
      @caileanthomson1286 5 років тому +22

      Considering the director of this movie went on to direct Spider-Man in the MCU, that is a pretty meta comment. XD

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 роки тому +6

      Well fire is also their weakness

  • @saltystick_99
    @saltystick_99 3 роки тому +7

    Decker's first video to hit 1 Million!!!!
    Let's hecking go

  • @izaktaylor4246
    @izaktaylor4246 6 років тому +87

    “YOU WANT SOME CEREAL?”
    My favorite quote from the movie...

    • @Arekksuru
      @Arekksuru 4 роки тому +7

      I saw the movie to and said “CHILD DO YOU THINK HE WANTS CEREAL?! yes he wants Captain Crunch new KIDS EDITION! :D

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 7 років тому +96

    if I ever have kids no clown parties!

    • @kookycoconut
      @kookycoconut 7 років тому +3

      Same man they're horrifying

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 7 років тому +5

      and there was a few Real Life clown killers too.

    • @Erozegemen
      @Erozegemen 7 років тому +2

      B-Dawg The Shiny Zorua Yes, and the clowns too.

    • @kookycoconut
      @kookycoconut 7 років тому +1

      Kanal Erozegemen ahaa good one

    • @arizonaFIREent
      @arizonaFIREent 7 років тому +3

      ziljin clowns are not even scary don't be a wuss

  • @bigladjosephstalin9447
    @bigladjosephstalin9447 7 років тому +127

    Good gore. First time I've cringed at gore at a movie. The wrist

    • @drewcashflow8001
      @drewcashflow8001 7 років тому +4

      Big Lad Joseph Stalin i totally twitched

    • @Sterls_yt
      @Sterls_yt 6 років тому +6

      The nose really got me 😫

    • @filmnerd1871
      @filmnerd1871 6 років тому +2

      The nose made me look away, first time I ever looked away in a movie

    • @detroitlionking9659
      @detroitlionking9659 5 років тому +1

      You never watch any saws or final destinations?

    • @ripthischannel5947
      @ripthischannel5947 5 років тому +3

      "Good gore" yea you totally don't sound like a future serial killer in the making.

  • @Justmyhandle
    @Justmyhandle 7 років тому +70

    Despite my weak stomach for graphic child murder, overall, I enjoyed *Clown* as a callback to classic cheesy, dumb, over-the-top B-horror films. While it is as dark at points as Roth's usual work, I don't think it was meant to be taken too seriously.

    • @zeusayala
      @zeusayala 5 років тому +2

      It doesn't show tho

  • @Hi-hg4bg
    @Hi-hg4bg 5 років тому +24

    Decker: 3 months, not 5
    Minnesotans: am I a joke to you

  • @charlieraeasmr3654
    @charlieraeasmr3654 5 років тому +24

    who doesn’t love some kid deaths and rainbow blood???

    • @ruppelspoopels
      @ruppelspoopels 4 роки тому +3

      @Magic Lime the suit wants to eat boys...

  • @MrAnimater_Vr
    @MrAnimater_Vr 4 роки тому +108

    But mom I wanna watch IT!
    But we have IT at home
    IT at home:

    • @crawlcreeper1252
      @crawlcreeper1252 4 роки тому +10

      Kid: ok this works as good shit to

    • @scouttrooper7804
      @scouttrooper7804 4 роки тому +2

      Good one good one Also this clown just eats kids physically but IT feasts on the fear of the children

  • @dasi1009
    @dasi1009 5 років тому +24

    It took me .5s to realize it was probably referencing islandic winter and 1minute to learn traditional islandic / Nordic calenders were 26 weeks of winter. Bruh. Come on.

    • @ripthischannel5947
      @ripthischannel5947 3 роки тому

      Because everybody knows that....

    • @dasi1009
      @dasi1009 3 роки тому +2

      @@ripthischannel5947 The content creator who should be doing research on the other hand, should actually know that.

  • @bloodybutterflygaming1242
    @bloodybutterflygaming1242 6 років тому +8

    My guess is the "five months of winter" thing is referencing how it used to be that spring and autumn weren't considered their own separate seasons, but rather simply the milder stages of summer and winter.

  • @shortgiraffe700
    @shortgiraffe700 5 років тому +25

    The question is did he ever pee?

  • @shutupdodo3686
    @shutupdodo3686 4 роки тому +39

    Why this man sound like bowler hat guy from Meet The Robinson’s

  • @eddihurta7173
    @eddihurta7173 7 років тому +65

    Hey the live action Aqua Teen Hunger Force "The Clowning" episode. This must be Carl's cousin or something.

    • @kendall2345ify
      @kendall2345ify 7 років тому +8

      best comment ever

    • @macstories8097
      @macstories8097 7 років тому +6

      EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT! I think the guy who wrote it probably saw that episode! LMAO

    • @exploringjenkins413
      @exploringjenkins413 6 років тому +2

      Right? Thats all that I could think of watching this.

  • @russiandrago821
    @russiandrago821 7 років тому +119

    Why do kids like clowns, not only do they look STUPID but their terrifying.

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 5 років тому +24

      They don't...they DON'T like clowns. No child has EVER liked clowns. Grownups just won't listen.

    • @BiggaMyMan
      @BiggaMyMan 4 роки тому +7

      They arent scary lol

    • @timothyclark1754
      @timothyclark1754 4 роки тому +3

      They're

    • @MrAnimater_Vr
      @MrAnimater_Vr 4 роки тому +3

      @@kgpspyguy I was a weird kid because I liked clowns lol, best part of the circus

    • @adrianroque6990
      @adrianroque6990 4 роки тому +3

      kgpspyguy I like clowns lol I'm 20 now and I still think clowns are the shit

  • @EpicCamraMan
    @EpicCamraMan 7 років тому +32

    this channel deserves more subs

  • @seabear3100
    @seabear3100 3 роки тому +2

    The very first video that introduced me to you Decker. Years later, still one of my classics to look on. Thank you Decker for the great content.

  • @Zeromancer0
    @Zeromancer0 5 років тому +27

    This movie is highly underrated man. I want to see it when i have time the effects story are all original and im so glad it doesn't shy away from the kills. This is the movie horror needed.

  • @AGreen-ug9oi
    @AGreen-ug9oi 7 років тому +27

    I found the cloyne reference on Wikipedia. I don't know if it was there before or after the movie but apparently the way it's described in the movie, it is the actual legend. Also it's Nordic. Maybe it is colder - winter - there for five months (five kids). Anyway, it was a pretty good movie, if a little by the numbers.

  • @challengegamer1214
    @challengegamer1214 7 років тому +45

    The best personality with the best Mustash

  • @deltaprime3509
    @deltaprime3509 7 років тому +90

    Good review decker I hope you can squeeze in a review of Stephen King's it because would love to see a video by you done on it, no pun intended.

  • @isaiahp.4609
    @isaiahp.4609 6 років тому +27

    Pennywise’s idiotic and hungry demon cousin costume.

  • @marianos.3975
    @marianos.3975 4 роки тому +8

    The "Mr. Clown" from Robby actually made me almost cry.

  • @gavinmc2160
    @gavinmc2160 7 років тому +174

    Decker to stick with the clown theme you should review Steven kings "IT"

    • @gavinmc2160
      @gavinmc2160 7 років тому +1

      Could u?

    • @gavinmc2160
      @gavinmc2160 7 років тому +6

      Or stand by me

    • @smqieh
      @smqieh 7 років тому

      FluffyNinja 67 I dont want to be rude but its " Stephen King" but you are right in a way, you pronounce it as "Steven King".

  • @leightonwinter9243
    @leightonwinter9243 7 років тому +52

    2 reviews in a week. happy days

  • @marcoa.deluna3906
    @marcoa.deluna3906 7 років тому +20

    16:32 is it me because in that moment when clown demon speaks he sound like savitar god of speed from flash cw.

    • @apeman6059
      @apeman6059 3 роки тому

      He really sound alot like him 💯

  • @ptxeking552
    @ptxeking552 6 років тому +12

    I accidentally clicked on this video and I want him to narrorate my life

  • @loki1456
    @loki1456 2 роки тому +6

    The Chuck E. Cheese scene is one of the best horror moments I've seen in awhile.

  • @cloudy7868
    @cloudy7868 7 років тому +39

    The kid that died at the motel was funny af 😭😂😂😂

    • @educatedscum5306
      @educatedscum5306 7 років тому +9

      FaZe Cloudy he was sweet

    • @ant-pn3vg
      @ant-pn3vg 6 років тому +6

      That scene and the chuck e cheese scene fucking killed me so much I couldn't I had nightmares for months

    • @hotdogfillings
      @hotdogfillings 6 років тому +3

      @@ant-pn3vg same, sometimes when i go to places like that i always keep an eye on my lil sis

  • @georgejohnson3084
    @georgejohnson3084 7 років тому +73

    hey decker I've got an idea for your summer special this year, THE SUMMER OF M NIGHT SHYAMALAN!!!

    • @jaredbeilstein209
      @jaredbeilstein209 7 років тому

      George Johnson Ah, three good movies, one okay movie, and The Last Airbender version 1-9

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 7 років тому

      Which is the third good and the OK one? Signs and The Village? Because for me, after Unbreakable they're all horrible. I like The Village's atmosphere in the beginning, but it turns out to be as bad as all the others. And Signs is one of the most terrible movies I've seen, starting the Shyamalan trend of Shyamalizing his actors into complete bland emotionlessness.

    • @jaredbeilstein209
      @jaredbeilstein209 7 років тому +1

      Alexandre Martins the third movie is Split, which was actually good, and the okay one was indeed Signs. It's just my opinion on that one though.

    • @BaconBotVbeta
      @BaconBotVbeta 7 років тому +1

      Jared Beilstein please no...

  • @GungraveFreak
    @GungraveFreak 7 років тому +147

    Haunted Mask anyone?

  • @alex._.4303
    @alex._.4303 4 роки тому +41

    I’m laughing so hard right now- the one who ended up sacrificing himself is my boyfriend- he’s fifteen now but all the reviews are hilarious to me

    • @dagrassyboi4745
      @dagrassyboi4745 3 роки тому +1

      they sacrificed themselves? I don't remember when that happened, do you?

    • @Sundowner13
      @Sundowner13 3 роки тому

      @@dagrassyboi4745 15:43

  • @aidsdan8963
    @aidsdan8963 5 років тому +1

    I see why this is number 1 on popular. Seen this many times. Decker, you made this video commentary really good and funny too. The movie seems good by me watching this review. In fact, watching reviews you made, made me watch the movies and mostly like due to you. This is my favorite video on your channel. The video I have watched most. I don't know if you take people's comments about your look and hair style as insults and I highly doubt that the commenters mean it as insults but you are a genuine rockstar about being a UA-camr. Can not wait for the future of your channel!

  • @varan-1999
    @varan-1999 7 років тому +15

    I thought it really reminded me of that one episode of goosebumps where the mask progressively becomes the person's actual head

    • @chevaski9665
      @chevaski9665 5 років тому +2

      Micah Johnson the haunted mask

  • @CassDaMan1138
    @CassDaMan1138 7 років тому +13

    this is like that one Aqua Team Hunger Force episode where Carl got turned into a clown biologically.

  • @SchmoeGoldman
    @SchmoeGoldman 7 років тому +85

    This guy looks like Jesus

    • @maxx115
      @maxx115 6 років тому +1

      It's because he is Jesus.

    • @helixmoore7636
      @helixmoore7636 5 років тому

      @@maxx115 🤣🤣🤣

    • @james_jl2163
      @james_jl2163 5 років тому

      RandomUA-camr he is jesus

  • @Venator2015
    @Venator2015 7 місяців тому +1

    Don’t know why the logical conclusion to “wig has become hair” wasn’t just “oh thank god I can go to any barber to shave this shit off”

  • @realsitu6602
    @realsitu6602 5 років тому +15

    This is a Pretty, Decent Movie

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude123 7 років тому +67

    Eli Roth?
    ...oh dear.

  • @rudolphramirez9770
    @rudolphramirez9770 7 років тому +128

    you should review Stitches

    • @deathshadowdeath776
      @deathshadowdeath776 7 років тому +5

      Rudolph Ramirez fuck that movie my brother is scarred for live because of the movie

    • @rudolphramirez9770
      @rudolphramirez9770 7 років тому +4

      Alex Wilson it's a horror movie it has some dark comedy in it

    • @leonkavanaghfilmography965
      @leonkavanaghfilmography965 7 років тому

      Yeah, it was directed by Conor McMahon a guy who went to the same college course as me and stars a guy who was in my college class!

    • @MC-lg8uf
      @MC-lg8uf 7 років тому

      Rudolph Ramirez he should

    • @btslover-mj5mz
      @btslover-mj5mz 7 років тому

      Rudolph Ramirez hell nah it's not even scary

  • @thenemesis1290
    @thenemesis1290 7 років тому +44

    One more child and you Will get a free account

    • @Labyethan
      @Labyethan 5 років тому +1

      One more child and you can get your Fortnite account back.

    • @markpugh6808
      @markpugh6808 5 років тому

      Was that Jimmy Saviles offer to the BBC

  • @Jer_Bearz
    @Jer_Bearz 6 років тому +12

    I actually enjoyed this movie it was actually one of the better recent horror movies I've seen because it scared me alot which is what most horror movies don't have an affect on me now.I will admit this movie is a 4/10 as I hated alot of parts and there were some inconsistencies.

  • @AndresA.pineda
    @AndresA.pineda 6 років тому +16

    He does in fact have the best hair

  • @andrisigfus
    @andrisigfus 7 років тому +28

    In iceland its 5 months

  • @potman4204
    @potman4204 7 років тому +11

    I feel bad for Kent I mean all he was trynna do was be a good dad and make sure his son had a good birthday but instead he fucked himself over by wearing the costume

  • @joshswain6495
    @joshswain6495 7 років тому +14

    Hey, that's the guy that directed Spiderman homecoming, nice

  • @oddeyes9413
    @oddeyes9413 4 роки тому +9

    Some of these people didn't read the *Horror Movie Survivor's Guide* and it shows.

  • @johnathonmarquez7676
    @johnathonmarquez7676 5 років тому +3

    The whole thing about the clown suit also reminds me of the goosebumps book "The Haunted Mask" where the haunted Halloween mask becomes your actual face

  • @superdj7719
    @superdj7719 7 років тому +11

    Only thing i have to say, the extra blood everywhere is from mr.clown's hands as he sulks around

  • @reevesavage
    @reevesavage 7 років тому +42

    well that was an odd take on the Haunted Mask from Goosebumps...

  • @Awprtunist
    @Awprtunist 7 років тому +4

    I love this channel because it reminds me of earlier TheNostalgiaCritic, and that makes me very happy.

  • @Green532nm1
    @Green532nm1 5 років тому +16

    7:47
    The word "clown" in Icelandic, Norwegian, Swedish, Danish and Finnish, respectively, according to Google Translate:
    trúður
    klovn
    clown
    klovn
    klovni
    How strange.

  • @LovlyHorror
    @LovlyHorror 5 років тому +3

    In fairness, and this is coming from someone who grew up in Alaska, I can attest that when you are that close to the Arctic Circle, winter tends to be abnormally long. I've never been to Iceland, so I can't say if winter there is five months long, but I don't have much trouble believing it.

  • @augustmoviereviewer
    @augustmoviereviewer 7 років тому +19

    Considering your show takes one week to make and, the average 22 minute run time it would work as a television show

  • @user-dr2yz8um3d
    @user-dr2yz8um3d 7 років тому +14

    freaky as hell of a movielove the gore and the scary biology of the cursed clown costume

  • @orchetrance3230
    @orchetrance3230 7 років тому +18

    Decker, would you be willing to review Attack the Block?

    • @drewmiller8784
      @drewmiller8784 7 років тому +2

      Orchetrance THAT MOVIE IS SO SICK I LOVED IT I WANNA SEE THIS HAPPEN

    • @XenoTronusWeePoo850
      @XenoTronusWeePoo850 6 років тому

      Attack the Block was lit!

  • @USERC18
    @USERC18 5 років тому +2

    how did you do the effect on 3:06?

  • @camdenscaramelnuggets1370
    @camdenscaramelnuggets1370 4 роки тому +3

    8:14 "Number 1." Holds up 2 fingers

  • @robertevans1854
    @robertevans1854 7 років тому +11

    IT'S NOT JUST PALE SKIN DON'T YOU SEE THE SMILE AND EYE SCARS? i know you've seen the hair

  • @victorkempe5661
    @victorkempe5661 7 років тому +17

    I saw this movie with my friend its freaking awesome very underrated imo

  • @it_lonnie3699
    @it_lonnie3699 7 років тому +12

    So this movie is it but you become the clown and the loser club dies cause the kids that died is the same amount as the loser club

  • @AMMAZZARE
    @AMMAZZARE 2 роки тому +1

    Styxhexenhammer666 takes off his glasses and thinks we don’t recognize him

  • @-Evil-Genius-
    @-Evil-Genius- 10 місяців тому +1

    🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
    🤡 Clown *Concept:*
    - "Clown" (2014) is based on a fake trailer from 2010 and produced with Eli Roth's involvement.
    - The story revolves around a father who, dressed as a clown, becomes unable to remove the costume, leading to dark consequences.
    🎈 Birthday *Party Mishap:*
    - Kent, the father, dons a clown suit for his son's birthday party after a mix-up with the hired clown.
    - The costume, however, cannot be removed, and Kent's appearance progressively becomes more sinister.
    🌐 Supernatural *Origins:*
    - The clown suit's origin is linked to an Icelandic legend about a demonic creature.
    - Carlson, a character, reveals that decapitation is the only way to remove the cursed suit.
    🧑‍👦 Family *Struggles:*
    - Kent faces challenges in balancing his family life and the dark consequences of the clown suit.
    - The film explores the impact on Kent's relationships and the danger posed to his family.
    🚨 Search *for Solutions:*
    - Meg, Kent's wife, seeks help from Carlson to understand the origins of the cursed clown suit.
    - Kent attempts various methods, including self-decapitation, to rid himself of the demonic costume.
    🤯 Twists *and Panic:*
    - Kent inadvertently causes chaos and panic as he struggles with the uncontrollable transformation.
    - The film introduces unexpected twists, including Kent's son getting involved in the dangerous situation.
    🔪 Climactic *Showdown:*
    - The final confrontation involves Meg, Jack (Kent's son), and the demonic clown persona.
    - The story culminates in a climactic scene where the fate of the characters and the cursed clown suit is revealed.
    🌟 Movie *Evaluation:*
    - Despite an interesting premise, the film faces criticism for its portrayal of child-killing elements.
    - While the presentation is commendable, certain aspects limit the film from reaching its full potential.
    🤔 Viewer *Critique:*
    - The reviewer discusses issues with the film's portrayal of death, questioning the count of casualties.
    - Expresses concern about the reliance on cheap jump scares, deeming them lazy for building fear.
    🎬 Movie *Evaluation:*
    - Acknowledges the film's ability to build dread effectively but criticizes its unnecessary use of jump scares.
    - States that "Clown" does a decent job with a simple idea but falls short of its potential.
    👨‍👦 Character *Development:*
    - Highlights the movie's unbalanced structure, with Kent's transformation resolved too quickly, hindering character exploration.
    - Notes the lack of insight into Kent's personality outside of the cursed clown suit.
    ⚖️ Unfulfilled *Potential:*
    - Points out that the movie feels unfulfilled, despite the sensed potential.
    - Rates the film as "far from great," giving it a score of around three out of five children.
    🌬️ Winter *Reference:*
    - References the confusion regarding the mention of five months of winter, asserting it's actually three.
    - Jokes about the possibility of getting a child count right out of the mentioned winter months.
    🎥 Closing *Remarks:*
    - Ends the review by thanking viewers for watching and humorously mentioning Chuck E. Cheese as a place for all meals.
    - Concludes the review with a score of three or so children, emphasizing the film's moderate rating.
    Made with HARPA AI

  • @gormdor
    @gormdor 5 років тому +3

    Bruh, I totally forgot this was a thing. I remember that trailer now, and hearing Eli Roth's name and all that, but I never knew they made a legit movie. Nice.

  • @gizmorazaar
    @gizmorazaar 4 роки тому +3

    This is like if someone was given the book/movie "IT" in a different language, then told to create an origin for the movie monster.

  • @mrlilmackillersgaming6782
    @mrlilmackillersgaming6782 5 років тому +19

    Him: winter only last 3 months
    Me: hahaha if you think that you have never been to Michigan

    • @angelam3380
      @angelam3380 5 років тому +1

      Mrlilmackiller's Gaming haha right ...I just had a week with an almost 70 degree day followed by the next day of freezing rain and snow. ...oh yes ..Michigan. yay!!

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 5 років тому

      Or Colorado. Or Wisconsin. Or Minnesota. Or the entirety of Canada.

    • @mrlilmackillersgaming6782
      @mrlilmackillersgaming6782 5 років тому

      Lycan Seijin also true

  • @l.lawliet835
    @l.lawliet835 5 років тому +1

    *knife does not make dent in suit* dude: that's normal this is fine.

  • @stevegoldy2196
    @stevegoldy2196 3 роки тому +1

    Congrats on reaching 1m views... much deserved! and remember... your'e awesome

  • @BewegteBilderrahmen
    @BewegteBilderrahmen 5 років тому +2

    The melody of the beginning scenes of the movie is a sped up off-key version of “mad world“ by Tears for Fears

  • @TheGoodChap
    @TheGoodChap 7 років тому +21

    This movie is hilarious, I was predicting stuff that would happen as a joke and it really would happen every single time. Seriously funny movie, im not sure if it's a parody of horror movies or supposed to be serious but it feels like a 50/50 mix of both.

  • @channeldiscontinued4785
    @channeldiscontinued4785 7 років тому +55

    next month review the lost tapes tv series

    • @iguanaboi3921
      @iguanaboi3921 7 років тому +2

      Brock Vanzandt YASSDJSSSYSYZYSYG!!!!!

    • @wd3185
      @wd3185 7 років тому +1

      Brock Vanzandt Yes, Decker, please! I love that show!!

    • @invadernav3422
      @invadernav3422 7 років тому +4

      Brock Vanzandt I loved that show!

    • @varan-1999
      @varan-1999 7 років тому

      I remember suggesting this on an earlier video, and I still stand by that

    • @jungshookowo2073
      @jungshookowo2073 6 років тому

      U mean 13 reasons why

  • @electricshotgunkid4367
    @electricshotgunkid4367 4 роки тому +2

    This movie teaches you something: DON’T have a clown themed party or THIS will happen

  • @gizmorazaar
    @gizmorazaar 4 роки тому +1

    A slight correction, Iceland actually has a slightly longer winter, I believe it starts in October for them. So while in the general sense you were right about it being only 3 months in most locations, Iceland does in fact have 5 months of winter.