here are some runs fact: 1:You can't wash your eyes with soap 2:You can't count your hair 3:you can't breath through your nose while your tongue is out 4:you just did number 3 but you didn't realise you looked like a dog doing it 6: you read number 4 7:You skipped number 5 8:you went looking for number 5 9:you liked my joke(hopefully) 10:you liked this comment (hopefully)
remember the brave 20.... elves, my brethren remember the fallen 20 who laid down their lives for our chance to fight. remember the brave dwarven warriors who stood by us in our darkest time so now we can defend both of our lands , against such great evil , powered by such reckless hate. " the elven commander looked over the heads of his troops. In the far distance he could see their dwarven and human allies coming. " Hold the line until our reinforcements are here , my brave troops" he yelled while turning around to face to hords of mordor and rhun and the remains of isengard. "ELF'S CHHHAAAAAARRRRGGGEEEE"
3 things you will possibly hear almost every video with Pixelated Apollo: Words are hard What can you do against such reckless hate And if Dwarves are involved: They are natural sprinters You will hear this almost every video but you will never get tired on hearing it, great job Apollo and if this is how you are going to start the year, 2017 is definitely going to be a lot of fun not to mention intense with all these type of battles you have for us. Keep up the good work XD
After being a fan for a very long time i can tell you that there is atleast a 3/5 chance every video that pixie will hit us with the "words are hard" sentence.
I love the elven last stand videos! And seeing friendly catapults just mow down dozens of enemies is so satisfying and moral boosting, my favourite battle is still that one with like 18,000 troops, where the Elves were defending that massive hill and their catapult took out about a thousand orcs in total.
This is what I call a great war pixie! great video and ceep it upp cus most of yor fans do really enjoy this vids! I know that different content is good to spice it upp but nothing is better than classic battle for middle earth!
I just discovered this channel and I'm like in love with these videos! This shit is so cool. And your commentary is fun! Keep it up! I'm gonna watch em all.
I've played that map single player about 9, million times. That slight slope you mention and defend around 8 minutes in you should always sit at the bottom with inf and fire over their heads into the front line of enemies. It works out better than volleying up and over and spears at the lip of the hill. ALSO I read the title and was like I bet the dwarves just send a postcard... oh no wait... reinforcements? SORCERY!
TheD3nkLordTr3mph .exe.true.story well your gonna eat sticks and apples for the rest of your life...... UGGHHHH Translation: HONEY THE MANFLESH IS READY GAAAAA Translation: COMING I LIVE FOR MANFLESH
I would love to see live battles, Ive literally just subbed and started watching a bunch of videos and I love the live battles when u play Jackie lol i thought it was so cool u guys we're talking to eachother while fighting makes content really interesting
Great vid, really strange title. I would recommend something like "Dwarves Rush to Save the Elven Defense." Whatever tells the story well without saying too much. Thank you again for turning off caps lock though!
I hate leaving troops behind too, It hurts to leave those that will follow you to the end behind but it's a necessary sacrifice! They won't be forgotten and remembered as heroes! To the Glorious dead, It is with their sacrifice that we may feast this day! Hail the dead!
Damn, what happened to Total War? This same scenario in TWHammer would only have one wall, two thousand troops in total and would last about 4 minutes...
i dont think the dwarves would help the elves but its amazing that you are showing us this it could and if anything it would be gimli or thorin helping the elves
TTwisterTT They rarely do dude and I was sure they would this time with Apollo and Jackiefish teaming up and playing as two great factions but whatever. #defendersneverwin
here are some runs fact:
1:You can't wash your eyes with soap
2:You can't count your hair
3:you can't breath through your nose while your tongue is out
4:you just did number 3 but you didn't realise you looked like a dog doing it
6: you read number 4
7:You skipped number 5
8:you went looking for number 5
9:you liked my joke(hopefully)
10:you liked this comment (hopefully)
Reckoning gg I got outplayed XD
Andre Ribeiro lol
touche
Sorry Andre, I saw that number 5 bit coming.
I breathed through my nose while my tongue is out
"we're going to pin him down and then Jackie fish is going to go round the backside"😉😉
Jackie fish did a good job penetrading the gate
Ted Coombs you are very dirty minded but I get it
One more like to 69
Oh god- XD
I like the way you think.
Apollo is like the Bob Ross of total war
best comment ever :D
Pixelated Apollo fastest reply ever.
Pixelated Apollo man i'm on vacation so i have pretty bad Internet so i can only watch this in 480p!
Josh Hearn we didn't need to know
isnt this an old battle? cuz it looks exactly the same
Elves and dwarves are back, THANK YOU !
Sities Skylines im new
21:30
Apollo: That's brotherhood right there.
*Axeman gets killed by friendly fire*
Me: Yup, looks like brotherhood to me
Pin him down and go around the backside....
Slip their way in....
Focuses on woodland warriors which had 69 troops....
😂😂😂
I love how Apollo says "That's brotherhood right there" as a Woodland Warrior gets burned alive by an elven archer at 21:27
made me laugh so hard
i know I am kinda off topic but does anyone know of a good place to stream new movies online?
@Sean Peter flixportal :P
@Cristian Jadiel Thank you, I signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D I appreciate it!
@Sean Peter No problem :)
@@seanpeter1901 Pam
I love how Apollo posts daily not every ytuber does and I know it's not easy which makes it even cooler that you post daily
remember the brave 20.... elves, my brethren remember the fallen 20 who laid down their lives for our chance to fight. remember the brave dwarven warriors who stood by us in our darkest time so now we can defend both of our lands , against such great evil , powered by such reckless hate. " the elven commander looked over the heads of his troops. In the far distance he could see their dwarven and human allies coming. " Hold the line until our reinforcements are here , my brave troops" he yelled while turning around to face to hords of mordor and rhun and the remains of isengard. "ELF'S CHHHAAAAAARRRRGGGEEEE"
3 things you will possibly hear almost every video with Pixelated Apollo:
Words are hard
What can you do against such reckless hate
And if Dwarves are involved: They are natural sprinters
You will hear this almost every video but you will never get tired on hearing it, great job Apollo and if this is how you are going to start the year, 2017 is definitely going to be a lot of fun not to mention intense with all these type of battles you have for us. Keep up the good work XD
Those siege tower tho,standing on a steep hill XD
putting a castle on a very steep hill like that is a dick move. smart move, but still a dick move
Guys I had it rough, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars lol nice name probably the best I have seen in a while
After being a fan for a very long time i can tell you that there is atleast a 3/5 chance every video that pixie will hit us with the "words are hard" sentence.
How many sex jokes can Apollo say in one video?tell me down below
69
I iz spr lmao
Smooth ;)
3
Snipydo 69
You inspire me to become a UA-camr and play this game and a lot of other people inspire me to play their games. Thank you for inspiring me.
Life of a soldier with the woodland warrior
yes pls
Odin and Ragnarök trying to destroy the same thing?
What the hell did the elves do to deserve this?
I love the elven last stand videos! And seeing friendly catapults just mow down dozens of enemies is so satisfying and moral boosting, my favourite battle is still that one with like 18,000 troops, where the Elves were defending that massive hill and their catapult took out about a thousand orcs in total.
The way you've developed your channel content and commentary in a year is phenomenal
Pixelated Apollo:Pinning the Isengard army and then Jackfish will come from the back.
Isengard is trying to slip right in.
Best Commentary 2017.
Loved this one Pixie, thanks as always!
That was a great match Apollo! Even though it was desynced I still enjoyed the battle. Keep up the great work! :D
Apollo drops these videos like fire left and right.
the constant lotr quotes really immerses me
This is what I call a great war pixie! great video and ceep it upp cus most of yor fans do really enjoy this vids! I know that different content is good to spice it upp but nothing is better than classic battle for middle earth!
pinning him down and jackiefish is gonna come around in the back. You sir made my day
pixie the real MVP this year dropping great videos everyday .. makes my day .. big fan man keep making these great videos ..
Haven't even seen the replay but I'm already gonna love it, thanks for delivering another Elven battle Apollo! Your-are-the-MAN!!! Thanks so much👏👏👏👏🙏
"They're taking their time, y'know, taking their time. Makin' sure that they attack efficiently." - Apollo 2017
Elves And Dwarves stand together one last time those damn natural sprinters
Elves and Dwarves, a smelly fish and Pixelated Apollo. What kind of battle is this?!
Roaring fires, malt beer, ripe meat off the bone. This, my friend, is the home of my cousin Balin, and they call it a mine, A MINE!
Apollo: "i am the SILVAN elves."
Also Apollo: "i got some SINDAR archers"
Apollo you have been making a lot of great videos lately. The Crusader siege one was absolutely awesome.
Quality video man, really fun to watch
These Elves are always making their last stand. #MakeElvesgreatagain
Third Age Divide and conquer they are much better
Jackie fish likes playing as dwarves because they are short and grumpy, and Apollo plays as the elves because he is tall and sexy.
looooll and he threw in a sandlot quote!!! ur killing me smalls!
"I love every soldier that fights in my army." -Pixelated Apollo. When the Pope announces a new crusade, can I sign up for Pixel's army?
That was kind of a win win but noblemen+sundar archers= what a force to be reckoned with reckons with
hey, have you thought about doing some goofy custom battles? like nothing but archers vs pikemen? stuff like that. just a thought.
Nathan B. I would watch that
Nathan B. Why that's boring. If you want to see that do it yourself
maybe it isnt boring for him ?
Nathan B. Thats only fun if you have blood and gore
I ABSOLUTELY LOOOVEEE all the great lots rings apollo always throw out, they really crack me up :'D
The name is so on point Elves are defending and Dwarves are reinforcements
XD sound of crossbow for Apollo = piu piu piu piu piu so awesome
That one elf who never shot a arrow, Second one to die from the Crossbow
I just discovered this channel and I'm like in love with these videos! This shit is so cool. And your commentary is fun! Keep it up! I'm gonna watch em all.
I've played that map single player about 9, million times. That slight slope you mention and defend around 8 minutes in you should always sit at the bottom with inf and fire over their heads into the front line of enemies. It works out better than volleying up and over and spears at the lip of the hill. ALSO I read the title and was like I bet the dwarves just send a postcard... oh no wait... reinforcements? SORCERY!
Aww yeah eleves and their amazing bread.You gotta love those lembas i mean they fill ya stomach to the fullest
TheD3nkLordTr3mph .exe.true.story well your gonna eat sticks and apples for the rest of your life......
UGGHHHH Translation: HONEY THE MANFLESH IS READY
GAAAAA
Translation: COMING I LIVE FOR MANFLESH
At 14:42 imagine if you had a catapult there, there would be some crispy Uruk for dinner
I couldn't last a day without your videos lol
'Pin them down and get them from behind, slip in.'😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cool battle, love to see the stunties slaughter some orcs
Best food is lembas " One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a full grown man." Legolas at Caras Galathorn.
That elven archer was the new forever alone guy
I would love to see live battles, Ive literally just subbed and started watching a bunch of videos and I love the live battles when u play Jackie lol i thought it was so cool u guys we're talking to eachother while fighting makes content really interesting
Great vid, really strange title. I would recommend something like "Dwarves Rush to Save the Elven Defense." Whatever tells the story well without saying too much.
Thank you again for turning off caps lock though!
"Very dangerous at short distances" lol
Awesome battle. Love for the elves.
And the dwarves! Don't forget the natural sprinters.
hahahahah that explanation of desync sonds like quantum phisics to me
btw good battle as always
best siege yet Apollo and don't stop the lord of the rings quote!
I want to see Company of Heroes 2 gameplay please :)
Well it is a fucking chaos god, There all gay
UNSC P Williams we dont really have gender XD
Gamer of Slaanesh I know but.. THE ELDAR FUCKED YOU INTO EXISTENCE I'm pretty sure you just pick the gender you want at a whim or somthing
+Gamer of Slaanesh I SMELL HERESY !!!
DIS 'ERE IZ A BIG BOSS UV DA SPIKY GITZ!!!
i love this battle scene. Thank u for the video !
I've seen this battle 3 times (real live, jackifish's channel and yours) and i still think it's great
Apollo OMG 1/3 near 13:54 of your vid you basically said you are going to do it to all 3 XD
I hate leaving troops behind too, It hurts to leave those that will follow you to the end behind but it's a necessary sacrifice! They won't be forgotten and remembered as heroes! To the Glorious dead, It is with their sacrifice that we may feast this day! Hail the dead!
Desync is basically when all players' realities split and create alternate realities in the game engine.
Always seriously always when I see a video from apollo I start my pc and play on my own hahaxD
I cried of laughing when i heard you saying that the axeman were still Alive 😂😂😂😂
The intro should have been: The Elves, the Dwarves, Apollo and jakiefish finally sorted their shit out after a long and bloody tug of war
good artillery shots are therapeutic
Yes Apollo, The Dwarves are natural splinters.
Always love the Uruk-Hai kicking ass!
I am a child
PA dude love your videos dude keep them coming
I really liked this siege battle. The dwarves reinforcements made it awesome.
Very enjoyable battle to watch thanks Pixelated Apollo
that was a really great fight against each other
Hey pixelated Apollo I saw this battle on twitch and the discord you fixed it YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, what happened to Total War? This same scenario in TWHammer would only have one wall, two thousand troops in total and would last about 4 minutes...
Nice video Apollo. I Mike this kind of battles
The food that Bilbo had in The Hobbit looked nice so imma go for that
oh man you make so good videos I really love them 💪👍👏
i dont think the dwarves would help the elves but its amazing that you are showing us this it could and if anything it would be gimli or thorin helping the elves
I love your battle replays ❤
Hooray, I title that isn't screaming at us.
Dwarves are natural sprinters, however fast dwarven sprinting is
I love seeing it in a different perspective
what do u mean hobbits have the best food. Gondor has , Denethor was eating a sexy ass meal as Faramir went on a suicide mission.
very dangerous on short distance - Gimli
just started watching your videos and I love them all I would love to play this game I just love huge battles like this
calls Guards of Orthanc *Guards of Khazad Dûm*
#defendersneverwin
TTwisterTT They rarely do dude and I was sure they would this time with Apollo and Jackiefish teaming up and playing as two great factions but whatever.
#defendersneverwin
thevillelova93 defenders never win is wrong it's more like #defendersrarelywinandwhentheydotheopponentisAFK
Hahahaa😂😂😂.My Nigga I liked it bro.#i liked how u said I was thinking of pinning him down and jacky fish can come around the back 😂😂😂👌🏽
Flanking outside the walls was sort of foolish, especially with exhausted soldiers.
the name of the First isengard player is Ragnarok ( it's an event in Nordic Mithology)
if Jackie fish did not split his forces there would of been a better chance
Apollo the Elven defender and Jackie Fish the Dwarven reinforcement United against the Uruk Hai invasion.
#defendersneverwin
k. adam they do
I win everytime, maybe that's just me?
well there was this once where I did like, 6 to 1 (the 1 is me) and I lost
16:03 for largest catapult hit ever
"better late than never" - apollo 2k17
Defenders did a great job but you know, "defenders never win"
I did have a life before watching lord Apollo's videos!:-)