+Cap'n Game Squidward!!!! "He ordered a Mushroom and I gave him a Fire Flower! I gave him a Fire Flower!I soiled the good Mario name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it ! Soiled it! Soiled it!
Since Bowser's sprite was perfectly fine... I'd imagine the story as if Bowser casted a hex on the Mushroom Kingdom that caused every physical object to become distorted and throw everything into chaos, but he can't even control it himself.
Honestly, I'm still disappointed that he never went to any of the normal worlds' castles. I would have loved to see at least one of the King's cutscenes, Mario jumping onto the airship, Peach's letters...
And this is where I come to the sad realisation Jon plays SMB3 better on a glitched game where he can't see a thing than I play on a perfectly normal game. :(
The best thing about this is the messed up text boxes and the fact that the video pokes fun at SMB3. This is better than a rom hack. n_n Invisible coins blocks and enemies... presumably worse than Cat Mario?
I actually saw this live and got reminded of it by looking through TVTropes. It brings back memories, I was honestly happier back then than I am now. But Jon, you just keep being yourself. Your crazy idiocy helps us all. See you on Twitch next stream
Okay, so I think they're right, and it's reading sound data as graphical data. Same type of bug that happens around Missingno sometimes in Yellow, but in reverse. As for why the game appears to be fixing itself? I'm guessing that it's the music in the battleship levels - notably the longer silent parts (or at least the overlap from the cannons/flames that cause silence because of the 1-chord limit) are interrupting the sound-to-video glitching, thus causing the game's graphics to revert to their usual form.
Witness the story of Bowser's evil plan to destroy the mushroom kingdom, rather than rule it, with the power of "the glitch". A story in which he would have won, had anyone else been playing...
Pictured here is what happened between when the Void from Super Paper Mario ate the Sammer Guys' Kingdom, and after you can return to the blank wasteland.
Copyright 1122 Nintendo. Wow, this game is OLD. LOL so glad you made this a livestream highlight. I missed the very beginning of this part of the stream because I was doing something else during intermission.
16:01 - "It's the best kind of water........... MAGICAL WATER!" I expected him to say something else there. Something beginning with "d", and ending with "eath water".
Wow, I never knew you spoke fluent Glitch, Jon! xD That was pretty impressive... This entire run was pretty impressive, though! I've never seen the graphics on a game mess up SO badly, yet still be fairly playable. ^^;; Thanks for this, Jon. It was a fun watch~
You mean this was from an actual Super Mario Bros. 3 cartridge!? Why the hell did I have to miss this part of the stream!? Well, this is infinitely better than any ROM hack I've ever seen. Also, Jon speaking Glitch sounded MUCH more like German than when he tried to speak German in his Super Metroid ROM hack video :P
It was truly amazing seeing the game gradually melt into a pile of mush by the time Jon went back to world 1 and then seeing it magically pull itself together in world 8 and then start going back and forth.
31:02 As I recall, when you're Raccoon Mario, the moment you jump with full P-speed, you have 256 frames (roughly 4.25 seconds) of flight time before your P-meter empties. Even touching the ground in the middle of this time doesn't reset the timer. This is why you felt like you didn't have much flight time: you technically wasted a few seconds of it on the ground!
I broke out in laughter in this whole video, especially the part where Jon says, "You got a eard!" because it sounded like, "You got a beard!" and because he said it in such a weird way!
It honestly looks a lot like what happens when someone uses the CORRUPT program on an SMB3 ROM. And that's pretty awesome considering this was on console, nothing to do with emulation or ROMs. That was one of the best things ever. Invisible Blocks, they come back to haunt Jon even YEARS after calling it quits on ROMhacks! Damn those invisible blocks! Also this is totally SMB3: Mortal Kombat Edition. Clearly Mario was trying to perform a Fatality on the cartridge while it was being used, and this was the result. Beautiful.
There comes a time in every man's life where he must decide between 1 PPAYYA GAGY and 2 PPAYYA GAGY. At which point he has to ask, "Which one is RGHHT?" Whether or not PRTNN JJN thought his situation through well enough is his own call, though the world may have its own input on the matter. Coming this fall: SSUUPRRR[[PPAA11YYGG22()NINTENDO
Jon, thank you for uploading this particular highlight. I saw this live, and I was laughing my ass off the whole way through. Now that this is here, I can watch it whenever I want!
I just watched this again for the first time in years and man I forgot how great this video was. Also I wish I knew how to grab audio and edit it together because man I would love to make a couple of "You will give me an" bits from golden pieces from this.
0:00:15 Do you want one Papaya Gaggy or two? 0:03:30 Oh hey, Toad, I see you're improving on your... German? French? ... Latin? 0:15:03 Oh Jesus, why is that so fucking funny. Southernman McBilly-Bob is so glad I grew a beard! thanks, mister! 0:21:20 I don't... I don't want to piddle a pibit, Toad, that'd get me arrested anywhere but Japan and Yugoslavia.
Wait a minute, I just realized when you said that: a game glitched for Jon and everything turned green. GREEN. THIS WAS SUPERMAN 64 GETTING ITS REVENGE.
Y'know... Five years later and I realized that this video is more-or-less the perfect example of the game without the smoke and mirrors that the devs used to make it so good and run so well on the NES despite pushing it to its limits. Prime example being while Jon was up in the coin heaven in World 1 with the coin and cloud sprites. For the curious, there's a really good explanation (better than I could ever pull off) in the video of a SMB3 run done at a GDQ one year while it was still kinda small. They had a guy on the couch that knew the NES and the game (I think) inside out and was willing to field questions about the game. I just can't remember which GDQ it was and, let's face it, I'm too lazy to go looking for it.
"Hmmm....maybe I'll watch watch one more video before I go to bed" ~Myself earlier "O_O" ~Myself now Congratulations Jon you managed to scare me and make me crack up at the same time...
Yeah, I don't know if i missed someone saything this, but its certainly the tiles. The sprites themselves seem fine on average.So something about being animated fixed things. I'll have to look at the ROM myself now. That was educational. Glad this was my first video of your Proton Jon thank you.
Laugh all you want. For a game made in 1122, this was cutting edge technology.
Made in 1122 according to the copyright.
And it shows.
Indeed. N"mtatado were truly ahead of their time.
My favorite NNitetedd game
"I can't think of any proper glitches there are in Mario 3"
"YOU GOT A BEARD!!!"
*10 seconds later*
*echo*"YOU GOT A BEARD!!"
What? It's just an ordinary Super Mari - *OH MY GOODNESS.*
RETROONNN!!!
+Cap'n Game Squidward!!!! "He ordered a Mushroom and I gave him a Fire Flower! I gave him a Fire Flower!I soiled the good Mario name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it ! Soiled it! Soiled it!
Cap'n Game this is where ganon was sent after he got hit by the fire hydrant
Since Bowser's sprite was perfectly fine... I'd imagine the story as if Bowser casted a hex on the Mushroom Kingdom that caused every physical object to become distorted and throw everything into chaos, but he can't even control it himself.
That’d be a great premise for a Mario game.
@@aequitad4411 we kinda got that with bowser jr, but i still agree. and mario can fix the game
Sounds like that Reboot episode with the Medusa bug
"We're gonna play SUPER MGURBHGURGHPH."
Damn it, Jon, I JUST took a drink!
that was your first mistake; drinking during a stream highlight.
“...On the NES.”
The nightmare is not in the graphics. The nightmare is that the game became sentient and can actually fix and heal itself at will.
I almost died when Jon was killed by an invisible coin block XD
yeah, I think I'm feeling epilepsy, whatever that feels like
Honestly, I'm still disappointed that he never went to any of the normal worlds' castles. I would have loved to see at least one of the King's cutscenes, Mario jumping onto the airship, Peach's letters...
And this is where I come to the sad realisation Jon plays SMB3 better on a glitched game where he can't see a thing than I play on a perfectly normal game. :(
I want to play some Super Grburburhegagueyer!.
Never get tried of this gem. Imma put this here. 0:02 1:43 3:28 3:48 5:11 11:36 13:30 15:05 16:31 18:52 21:04 21:19 22:12
sad part is, he plays the game when its glitched better than i ever could when its normal
I know right!?
It looks like the NES sneezed.
Snot and boogers everywhere, man.
Jeremy Rasmusson Nice NCS impression. ^_^
GamerOfFate
Thanks!
That looks more like it fucking vomited and tried to clean it with a dirty paper towel than sneezed. XD
Super Mcgrgh Wrghgrgh
Made in the year 1122 by NNitotodo
It's a 2 PPayya Gagy
I guess tomorrow we are playing Ppppr Mcghra
Amusing as hell but just seems that the graphics are glitched, rather than anything particularly wrong with the game itself.
3:47 pick aox iss comsemss aikk geko you om youq aay (silence) MORTAL KOMBAT!
Tyler Shave *YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG!!!*
Even in glitched games, invisible coin blocks still fuck with Jon.
The best thing about this is the messed up text boxes and the fact that the video pokes fun at SMB3. This is better than a rom hack. n_n
Invisible coins blocks and enemies... presumably worse than Cat Mario?
WELCOME TO WARW ZOVE
I feel like this is what should have happened in Super Paper Mario, when World 6 was destroyed :P
I love how the game is "Copyright 1122".
Made in the middle ages.
Jetman123 back than this game was so high tec
booboothemiko Almost like it was made in a new world that's far advanced than we were...
Dost he wish to play Super Mario Bros. 3?
The Anglo-Saxons played the shit out of Mario 3. The Normans were LoZ fans, though.
I actually saw this live and got reminded of it by looking through TVTropes. It brings back memories, I was honestly happier back then than I am now. But Jon, you just keep being yourself. Your crazy idiocy helps us all. See you on Twitch next stream
Prequel to Super Mario 64 Chaos edition.
and Zelda ocarina of time chaos edition
Okay, so I think they're right, and it's reading sound data as graphical data. Same type of bug that happens around Missingno sometimes in Yellow, but in reverse. As for why the game appears to be fixing itself? I'm guessing that it's the music in the battleship levels - notably the longer silent parts (or at least the overlap from the cannons/flames that cause silence because of the 1-chord limit) are interrupting the sound-to-video glitching, thus causing the game's graphics to revert to their usual form.
Mackenzie Layne
smh
I thought that too! I guessed it started messing up again because the underground theme has that constant beat to it.
Witness the story of Bowser's evil plan to destroy the mushroom kingdom, rather than rule it, with the power of "the glitch".
A story in which he would have won, had anyone else been playing...
Pictured here is what happened between when the Void from Super Paper Mario ate the Sammer Guys' Kingdom, and after you can return to the blank wasteland.
EOUR█E EUEAR
█OU GO█ A EARD!
Stage Clear
You Got a Card!
I got a Beard again!!!!!
Were gonna play super regerkwergergerk oooon the NES
Thank you Coach Z!
Conclusion of why this is fucked up: You can see sound.
WHAT NEW SPORE OF MADNESS IS THIS?!?!
SSuuppeerr MGSGDPPAA11YYGG22F XSCXGTT Nintatado
Made by Nintatado in 1122.
Choose between 1 ppayya gagy and 2 ppayya gagy.
I love Papaya guy, he's my favorite superhero!
@@stephendonovan9084 Papaya Guy sounds like it could be the name of a Super Mario Sunshine character
Copyright 1122 Nintendo. Wow, this game is OLD. LOL so glad you made this a livestream highlight. I missed the very beginning of this part of the stream because I was doing something else during intermission.
Heck, it isn't even Nintendo. It's NNietadd
16:01 - "It's the best kind of water........... MAGICAL WATER!"
I expected him to say something else there. Something beginning with "d", and ending with "eath water".
me to
Yes. I had to say it for him. You fucked up on another reference, Jon :P
Starring Led Zeppelin.
Dog breath water?
DEATH WATER
the "MORTAL KOMBAT" just killed me.XD
So good to see ProtonJon going back to Super Mario romhacks.
Wait, someone used that joke in the video. I thought I was so clever.
I don't know how I watched this entire thing during the livestream without getting sick. I could still listen to Jon and the others all day though.
Wow, I never knew you spoke fluent Glitch, Jon! xD That was pretty impressive... This entire run was pretty impressive, though!
I've never seen the graphics on a game mess up SO badly, yet still be fairly playable. ^^;; Thanks for this, Jon. It was a fun watch~
The TRG LP brought me back to this gem.
The 4-Way Versus did it for me :) .
"We broke the fuck out of Mario 3"
-ProtonJon
You mean this was from an actual Super Mario Bros. 3 cartridge!? Why the hell did I have to miss this part of the stream!? Well, this is infinitely better than any ROM hack I've ever seen.
Also, Jon speaking Glitch sounded MUCH more like German than when he tried to speak German in his Super Metroid ROM hack video :P
It was truly amazing seeing the game gradually melt into a pile of mush by the time Jon went back to world 1 and then seeing it magically pull itself together in world 8 and then start going back and forth.
31:02 As I recall, when you're Raccoon Mario, the moment you jump with full P-speed, you have 256 frames (roughly 4.25 seconds) of flight time before your P-meter empties. Even touching the ground in the middle of this time doesn't reset the timer. This is why you felt like you didn't have much flight time: you technically wasted a few seconds of it on the ground!
Ah yes, Jon’s play through of the all-time classic game Superrggrggbrggrrbp. I remember this
Once it said" you got a bard." OMG! THE SPOONY BARDS HAVE ESCAPED!
I broke out in laughter in this whole video, especially the part where Jon says, "You got a eard!" because it sounded like, "You got a beard!" and because he said it in such a weird way!
+Stephanie Wiggall I think he did say you got a beard the first time XD
Man, Jon's knack for breaking games dates back farther than I remember
(c) 1122. Yeah, electricity totally existed back then.
Electricity has pretty much always existed. :P
Why do I get the feeling that this be almost as mentally scarring as "Don't Eat the Mushroom"? I mean...just...holy crap, man...O.e
The Mushroom's Revenge!
Jon: It's time play SUPER MARIKRPRPRPPRPRPRPR.........on the NES =D
This was such a treat to watch live, thanks for posting this as a great highlight. Probably my favorite ProtonJon moment of all time.
Looks like Jon's back to his normal upload schedule.
***** *per year
IroniqEleganceX Per decade.
TheKingofElements Per century.
Zelda Swordman Per lifetime.
Per millennium.
Missingno's favorite game.
"YOU GOT A ฿₣ARD!"
...
XD
So when's this getting into Mario Maker?
$60 DLC
+Kaisogen Seems worth it to me!!!
They'd probably add this before adding slopes.
And years later, TRG plays Mario 3…
"Thanks for subscribing! [gibberish]...MORTAL KOMBAT!...That's wasn't the right sound..."
Solid gold.
Man, David Lynch makes some really cool romhacks.
not a romhack. he kicked his cartridge... wow jon. wow.
Pretend World One is a victim of the plot from Super Paper Mario.
It's being sucked into the void.
I watched this stream live, and I gotta say Jon's twitch is something you guys should all check out. He may just give you an egg.
I have recieved said egg before, and it was wonderful.
WeirdlyHappy was it 3:51 or 41:28 or a different stream?
And THIS is why you don't drop acid before rescuing a princess.
Every year or so, I come back to this video and watch it again. I love this, it may very well be my favorite video on UA-cam.
It honestly looks a lot like what happens when someone uses the CORRUPT program on an SMB3 ROM. And that's pretty awesome considering this was on console, nothing to do with emulation or ROMs. That was one of the best things ever.
Invisible Blocks, they come back to haunt Jon even YEARS after calling it quits on ROMhacks! Damn those invisible blocks!
Also this is totally SMB3: Mortal Kombat Edition. Clearly Mario was trying to perform a Fatality on the cartridge while it was being used, and this was the result. Beautiful.
"3.2k viewers? Patrick's drinking tonight."
LOL. I assume pcull said that?
Ah, I remember pappayya gagy like this with my friends when I was a kid.
Its been a freaking long time since your last playthrough of a Mario-related game. You haven't lost the touch, you're still my favourite LPer
EOURRE EVEAR
OU GO A EARG
Fuck, I'm dying
Let's Play Super Mario Bros. 3 with Jon as a physical manifestation of the Vinesauce ROM Corruptor.
it's like vinesauce corruptions, i love it.
Why, oh why do I smell a potential Creepypasta here? O_O
HEAR ITS CRY
Is this what retro games look like to young kids?
In one word...
An absolute answer is the yes.
Apparently this game was made in 1122. How interesting.
OMG I'M SO GLAD YOU UPLOADED THIS!! I was hoping you would after the live stream. By far the best play through of Mario Bros 3 on the web
0:42:55 Thank you, Butt Castle, greatest of heroes!
Visible audio. Only at Jon's channel!
But it's still anyone's missingno.
Didn't remember this game was THAT old, man. It's like 900 years old. How old is Shigeru Miyamoto?
There comes a time in every man's life where he must decide between 1 PPAYYA GAGY and 2 PPAYYA GAGY. At which point he has to ask, "Which one is RGHHT?"
Whether or not PRTNN JJN thought his situation through well enough is his own call, though the world may have its own input on the matter.
Coming this fall: SSUUPRRR[[PPAA11YYGG22()NINTENDO
Jon:you got an eard
Me:*starts chocking on water that I was drinking*
Jon, thank you for uploading this particular highlight. I saw this live, and I was laughing my ass off the whole way through. Now that this is here, I can watch it whenever I want!
"We're gonna play Super Mcgerhuhehgerk...on the NES."
Tim has the Stupoid run, Jon has the nightmare run
Bowser used better cement to keep the castles from melting
This was a good 45 minutes of nonstop laughter.
Love I got the double sounds I got for subbing. Now I definitely have to come to every steam. Keep up the fun humor of streaming Jon!
I just watched this again for the first time in years and man I forgot how great this video was. Also I wish I knew how to grab audio and edit it together because man I would love to make a couple of "You will give me an" bits from golden pieces from this.
Out ye Vinesauce! Leave this man's Nintendo Entertainment System! The power of Chris "Football" Redfield compels you!
0:00:15 Do you want one Papaya Gaggy or two?
0:03:30 Oh hey, Toad, I see you're improving on your... German? French? ... Latin?
0:15:03 Oh Jesus, why is that so fucking funny. Southernman McBilly-Bob is so glad I grew a beard! thanks, mister!
0:21:20 I don't... I don't want to piddle a pibit, Toad, that'd get me arrested anywhere but Japan and Yugoslavia.
Somehow less glitchy then sonic '06
Because this game is only graphical (and some sound) glitches.
Wait a minute, I just realized when you said that: a game glitched for Jon and everything turned green.
GREEN.
THIS WAS SUPERMAN 64 GETTING ITS REVENGE.
At least this game had stable gameplay.
Vinny's passive procted.
Y'know... Five years later and I realized that this video is more-or-less the perfect example of the game without the smoke and mirrors that the devs used to make it so good and run so well on the NES despite pushing it to its limits. Prime example being while Jon was up in the coin heaven in World 1 with the coin and cloud sprites.
For the curious, there's a really good explanation (better than I could ever pull off) in the video of a SMB3 run done at a GDQ one year while it was still kinda small. They had a guy on the couch that knew the NES and the game (I think) inside out and was willing to field questions about the game. I just can't remember which GDQ it was and, let's face it, I'm too lazy to go looking for it.
This is amazing, but it hurts my eyes to even think about watching this for any length of time
"Hmmm....maybe I'll watch watch one more video before I go to bed" ~Myself earlier
"O_O" ~Myself now
Congratulations Jon you managed to scare me and make me crack up at the same time...
Yeah, I don't know if i missed someone saything this, but its certainly the tiles. The sprites themselves seem fine on average.So something about being animated fixed things. I'll have to look at the ROM myself now. That was educational. Glad this was my first video of your Proton Jon thank you.
OH YES, OH YES. I knew this would come as an highlight. Watching it again right now!
This is the stuff that dreams are unmade of.
The readings of the glitch text by Jon just complete this abomination in the best way.
three seconds in and i'm already dying of laughter
YOU GOT AN EARG
Loved this part of the stream, this was one of the best parts of the night easily.
I had to quit right after this how was the rest of the stream
It was all amazing. It ended with a pretty great round of Bomberman.
My 2 favorite things; Glitches and original Mario games, Combined together with an unsuspecting commentator. My idea of a great video.
Btw, 11:27 mario is just creepy
Oh,and i keep noting things! 3:02 bottom screen: MOMO
3:55 was too perfect. I lost it. XD
So glad I was there to see this live...fantastic bit
I keep coming back to this. It's so good! ;)
And 44:23 is my favorite moment *by far*, but good job in general on beating that... that... thing.
I don't think I've ever seen anything so beautiful in my life.
Hands down Jon's best video yet aside from the Battletoads race.