Barstool Pizza Review - Square Pizza (Bonus Izzies Cheesesteak Review)

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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  • @RWTW2306
    @RWTW2306 4 роки тому +2037

    "If you value your arteries, you should probably limit these to one a month"
    *eats pizza every day*

  • @Daholy1727
    @Daholy1727 4 роки тому +459

    I love when the reviews are this chaotic.

    • @trwpizza3021
      @trwpizza3021 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed. They are the magic ones…

  • @lz_377
    @lz_377 4 роки тому +329

    After binge watching barstool pizza reviews I’m starting to think I’ve never had good pizza in my life.

    • @anibalcontreras5218
      @anibalcontreras5218 2 роки тому +7

      My pinnacle pizza is little ceases and chanellos lmao I'm with you

    • @Jon-6969
      @Jon-6969 2 роки тому +9

      Me too. I think costco pizza and little caesars is the bomb.

    • @Gush27
      @Gush27 Рік тому +9

      @@Jon-6969 jesus

    • @prisonmike3605
      @prisonmike3605 Рік тому +1

      @@Jon-6969 it’s definitely convenient for kids birthday parties or if you’re a little down on your luck some days but I definitely have my pizza spots I go to and I’m from Chicago

    • @chrisandersonley4521
      @chrisandersonley4521 Рік тому +1

      If your not from the North East you probably never have

  • @WK12112
    @WK12112 3 роки тому +573

    “...you’re putting your reputation on the line”
    Probably the single funniest thing Prez has ever said, seeing how it was being told to a seemingly homeless man carrying two trash bags

    • @SlickEvan
      @SlickEvan Рік тому +1

      🤣

    • @jdawg9137
      @jdawg9137 Рік тому +12

      I know 2 different millionaires you'd think was bums, never judge a book by the cover. Everybody knows the rules.

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 Рік тому +8

      Homeless?? Sir I'll have you know that he is the promoter for the world famous Izzys cheesesteaks!!

    • @MrJahka
      @MrJahka Рік тому +3

      @@jdawg9137 you know two millionaires that don’t bathe and hang around the streets of New York carrying all their belongings in trash bags?

    • @jdawg9137
      @jdawg9137 Рік тому

      @@MrJahka 2 millionaires who run construction companies who dress as laborers and walk jobs to see who's fukn them, you might actually think they was bums in public. So, Yes would be my answer.

  • @quinnpatterson335
    @quinnpatterson335 4 роки тому +532

    “You’re the promoter of the place?”
    *Camera points to Puerto Rican man holding two trash bags*
    “Yes.”

  • @elliotkemp1721
    @elliotkemp1721 4 роки тому +803

    One 9 minute pizza review, everyone knows something weird is going down

  • @blobtheblobfish339
    @blobtheblobfish339 4 роки тому +2829

    Clean shirt, new shoes, 3 lines of coke everybody knows the rules

    • @aaronh8943
      @aaronh8943 4 роки тому +12

      @PASQUALE It's not like he eats a whole pizza everyday bucko. Majority of the reviews he only has a couple bites.

    • @aaronh8943
      @aaronh8943 4 роки тому +37

      But yeah he's likely railed out also.

    • @pwebb34
      @pwebb34 4 роки тому +9

      @@aaronh8943 Railed to the gills

    • @Sshooter444
      @Sshooter444 4 роки тому +1

      @PASQUALE answer: see original comment

    • @aaronh8943
      @aaronh8943 4 роки тому

      @PASQUALE You're wrong but carry on thinking that you know shit.

  • @PrezDub
    @PrezDub 4 роки тому +904

    Jews recognise a member of their tribe straight away, no hiding Dave.

    • @johnjameson4901
      @johnjameson4901 4 роки тому +85

      Dangerously based

    • @kahleesaangelofthenight2895
      @kahleesaangelofthenight2895 4 роки тому +5

      How do u know he is jewish?

    • @briankruse5244
      @briankruse5244 4 роки тому +24

      Seriously LMFAO👆

    • @briankruse5244
      @briankruse5244 4 роки тому +46

      Portnoy is a Jewish last name he might not practice the religion but is definitely Jewish.

    • @RunDCM
      @RunDCM 4 роки тому +53

      @@kahleesaangelofthenight2895 the nose and the parents expectations when he didn't become a lawyer or doctor.

  • @bgold9
    @bgold9 4 роки тому +1022

    One “nice haircut” misinterpretation, everybody knows Dave was offended

    • @-hydro
      @-hydro 4 роки тому +21

      Pepe Silvia she didn’t want to be mean so she just said thank you

    • @aweiss1215
      @aweiss1215 4 роки тому +36

      @@-hydro nah just a typical woman thinking she was the one being complimented.

    • @-hydro
      @-hydro 4 роки тому +40

      adam weiss Okay

    • @KA-gy3lz
      @KA-gy3lz 4 роки тому +9

      adam weiss snowflake

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 3 роки тому +2

      hydro I think she thought he said nice haircut.😂

  • @TomKaosOfficial
    @TomKaosOfficial 4 роки тому +409

    The best part was when the girl said "thanks" & kept walking 😂🔥

  • @bullseyetag01
    @bullseyetag01 4 роки тому +88

    Much respect Dave. A random guy gives you a tip on a food you don't typically eat and you went on the spot. You're the man!

    • @stoneone1479
      @stoneone1479 Рік тому

      It's almost like he's being challenged. He never backs down.

  • @garrettblack9639
    @garrettblack9639 4 роки тому +408

    Absolutely wild review. Dave getting chirped by everyone in the Manhattan streets

    • @9SecondStreetMustang
      @9SecondStreetMustang 4 роки тому +9

      Wanna see a wild review? Look up the Joe and Pats pizza review. You’ll thank me afterwards. 😉

    • @deenzmartin6695
      @deenzmartin6695 2 роки тому +6

      @@9SecondStreetMustang i fought a war for yous

    • @badaboom2321
      @badaboom2321 2 роки тому +1

      @@9SecondStreetMustang plasteeeek never gets old

  • @vicesmadonna8151
    @vicesmadonna8151 4 роки тому +413

    One man asking if it's Kosher, everybody knows he saw Dave's big nose

  • @urbbs09
    @urbbs09 4 роки тому +144

    El Pres is all over the place in this one

  • @ierikk1
    @ierikk1 4 роки тому +105

    *eats pizza every single day for 500 days*
    “Cheesesteaks are bad for your arteries”

  • @craign7995
    @craign7995 4 роки тому +71

    Prez turned that square slice into a ninja throwing star.

    • @jgzero18
      @jgzero18 4 роки тому

      Bite marks throwing up gang signs

  • @scoobydoodoo2421
    @scoobydoodoo2421 4 роки тому +77

    One debacle, everybody knows it's date night with Debbie and it's not going to be kosher.

  • @austinkenworthy5844
    @austinkenworthy5844 4 роки тому +96

    One line, everyone knows what Dave likes

  • @cobras034
    @cobras034 4 роки тому +61

    One sharp dressed man everyone knows it’s for the guys not the girls

  • @Arogmat
    @Arogmat 4 роки тому +135

    one jew, nobody knows if it’s kosher

    • @WestSide1207
      @WestSide1207 4 роки тому +8

      Meat and dairy is the biggest prohibition in kosher laws, Dave is an idiot who has no clue about anything Jewish.

    • @djtrankilo231
      @djtrankilo231 4 роки тому +11

      @@WestSide1207 to be fair, I don't think Dave cares. He seems to be one of those Jews that say he's Jewish as an ethnicity, but not as a religion

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 4 роки тому +3

      WestSide1207 He doesn’t have to follow those rules if he doesn’t want to.. tf.

    • @WestSide1207
      @WestSide1207 4 роки тому +2

      @@m.w.6526 Um, actually he does. In Judaism, it states that if someone doesn't keep Shabbat, they are considered "A gentile in every way."

    • @javiercota3703
      @javiercota3703 4 роки тому +4

      @@WestSide1207 do you believe that Jesus is burning in boiling escrement in hell too?? 😂😂

  • @bretbatterton2511
    @bretbatterton2511 4 роки тому +33

    I always marvel at how Dave will only take a couple chews of his food before swallowing. His chew to swallow ratio is impressive.

  • @joeadams27
    @joeadams27 4 роки тому +49

    This review had Joe & Pat’s energy

  • @supertrooper5356
    @supertrooper5356 4 роки тому +90

    “Not great on the arteries”
    Well neither is cocaine but that’s not stopping you Dave

  • @iv4n
    @iv4n 4 роки тому +14

    Just watching some of these makes you realize how accurate depictions of New Yorkers were on Seinfeld

  • @kamitebyani5309
    @kamitebyani5309 2 роки тому +5

    In love how he connects with people. This is a gift he has, like Mozart had a gift for music Dave had a gift of connecting with people. 👍🏼

  • @thebizkit69u
    @thebizkit69u 4 роки тому +92

    Prez got his hair plugs styled, everybody knows the rule.

  • @hairstream
    @hairstream 4 роки тому +13

    I love when so many random things happen during a review. Just like the Joe & Pat's review.

  • @zd4867
    @zd4867 4 роки тому +15

    One fresh haircut, everybody know’s Davey’s feeling confident

  • @XYEclipse727
    @XYEclipse727 4 роки тому +13

    7:18 One Prez having a stroke, everybody know the rules

  • @kyles5513
    @kyles5513 4 роки тому +37

    One bag fumble, everyone knows he's out of blow

  • @SJ0906
    @SJ0906 4 роки тому +50

    Absolute electric factory. High voltage review. Kosher certified.

  • @danielw4995
    @danielw4995 4 роки тому +10

    Is Dave in Munchkin City? The man is like 5’9” but is towering over everyone else in the video

  • @gweehockey
    @gweehockey 4 роки тому +15

    Gotta love Dave, someone walks past him and compliments himself... Really nice haircut though.

  • @EastwoodMMA
    @EastwoodMMA 4 роки тому +18

    Is that kosher? It’s supposed to be kosher
    What do you mean?

  • @aliennetwork08
    @aliennetwork08 2 роки тому +2

    These reviews I could just watch all day man

  • @rock_oclock
    @rock_oclock 4 роки тому +7

    That was a damn impressive cheesesteak balancing act.

  • @justcallmesoulzordont8550
    @justcallmesoulzordont8550 4 роки тому +2

    Now every time I eat pizza I give it a review , it’s a gift and a curse.
    Keep it up Pres, you’re the man

  • @jmoney8650
    @jmoney8650 4 роки тому +6

    This was one of the best ones in a while.

  • @karlbjorkquist7489
    @karlbjorkquist7489 2 роки тому +1

    Guy at the end saying he doesn't give an F. Truly does give an F on giving that image.

  • @Thaepheux
    @Thaepheux 4 роки тому +4

    The guy who said "Get off my Lawn" thought you were Gavin McInnes.

  • @thomaswalker7563
    @thomaswalker7563 2 роки тому +4

    Idk if it's just me but i love the episodes with bonus reviews.

  • @Boxer1250RT
    @Boxer1250RT 2 роки тому +4

    Everybody knows the rules "take mom and the daughter out together" 😂

  • @Sshooter444
    @Sshooter444 4 роки тому +6

    Cameo by Dave's rabbi, everyone knows the rules.

  • @JamaaLS
    @JamaaLS 4 роки тому +29

    This review was enjoyable, everyone knows the rules.

  • @countryprepper4719
    @countryprepper4719 4 роки тому +2

    Dave has so much power in the pizza world, he walked in and said I want a round pizza and I want it NOW.

  • @brendanritter4365
    @brendanritter4365 4 роки тому +4

    Steve’s prince of steaks, best cheesesteak in philly

  • @heatherchiuffo3203
    @heatherchiuffo3203 3 роки тому +1

    If you're ever in northern Illinois, morettie's in fox lake. I promise you will not be disappointed. They have the best thin crust.

  • @pogfee
    @pogfee 4 роки тому +11

    One bite every Philly guy knows Pat's and Geno's are for tourists and nowhere near the best cheesesteak in the city.

    • @drimmie
      @drimmie 4 роки тому

      Who would you recommend for a good cheesesteak down in philly? I've only had Steve's Prince of Steaks and Tony Luke's.

    • @pogfee
      @pogfee 4 роки тому

      @@drimmie depends where you are. John's, Dalessandro's, and Jim's are my favorites. Steve's is pretty good and Tony Luke's is the best of the touristy spots but it's closer to Pat's and Geno's with being fast food/street food.

    • @Thebrothaisback
      @Thebrothaisback 4 роки тому +1

      Any pizza place anywhere makes better steak and cheese subs than Philly does.

    • @_ProTrax
      @_ProTrax 4 роки тому

      @@Thebrothaisback Couldn't be more wrong if you tried

    • @christophersuchy3632
      @christophersuchy3632 4 роки тому

      @@pogfee Jim's was amazing when I was there but I can't say I have a great reference point for the rest

  • @playswithsquirrels7614
    @playswithsquirrels7614 4 роки тому +2

    Its not just pizza.. and its not just a review.. its the barstool pizza review!

  • @heatherandrews3299
    @heatherandrews3299 4 роки тому +9

    The hair does look good! 👌🏼

    • @ghungrooseth1946
      @ghungrooseth1946 3 роки тому +2

      SIMP

    • @boom8250
      @boom8250 3 роки тому

      @@ghungrooseth1946 ok that’s pretty good 😂😂😂

    • @fitfogey
      @fitfogey 3 роки тому

      It’s plugs but a pretty good plug job. You can see Dave’s hair line going away big time in the early days.

  • @charxiong12
    @charxiong12 4 роки тому +3

    Pizza Rob, you know everybody looked him up

  • @DoUbLeBx2
    @DoUbLeBx2 4 роки тому +3

    no heart of gold song reference that would have been perfect

  • @SunnnyDay
    @SunnnyDay 4 роки тому +2

    Epic, meandering fuster cluck, loved every minute of it !

  • @mattabe99
    @mattabe99 4 роки тому +7

    What a weird episode 😂

  • @bceinstein
    @bceinstein 3 роки тому

    “Puerto Rico” Lmaoo Michael Scott 🤣

  • @louiem2
    @louiem2 4 роки тому +37

    One sharp suit, everybody knows he's trying to seduce Debbie

  • @sahilpatel6872
    @sahilpatel6872 4 роки тому

    You are missing out on a crucial part of the video.... YOU BUYING THE PIZZA

  • @hisroyalhighness8566
    @hisroyalhighness8566 4 роки тому +7

    I think the daughter was trying to fix him up with her mom. C'mon Prez you're almost a 50 year old dude.

  • @Docstantinople
    @Docstantinople 2 роки тому

    One sharp lookin suit, everybody knows Dave’s gonna do coke with CEO’s today.

  • @-Bert-
    @-Bert- 4 роки тому +9

    This man only went to Geno’s and Pat’s smfh Prez you need to come back to Philly and broaden your horizon because you’re missing out

  • @johnblah5532
    @johnblah5532 4 роки тому +1

    This one was pretty classic like we haven’t had in a while. Off the rails early baby!

  • @andysmallz407
    @andysmallz407 4 роки тому +3

    How does this have 183k views with only one comment

    • @hallen5453
      @hallen5453 4 роки тому +2

      Two now. I think most people watch on Twitter or maybe on the Barstool site. I have no idea.

    • @JohnPratt95
      @JohnPratt95 4 роки тому +3

      One comment, everyone knows the rules

  • @DerekOfRivia
    @DerekOfRivia 3 роки тому +1

    Get off my lawn 😂😂😂 dude thought he was Gavin Mcinnes

  • @donxqx
    @donxqx 2 роки тому

    Man wiped his face with sidewalk napkins

  • @TheDude613
    @TheDude613 4 роки тому

    Can’t stop looking at that handlebar mitt setup. Now that’s ingenious.

  • @azuldemendieta6019
    @azuldemendieta6019 4 роки тому

    the prez causes such a commotion

  • @Fahrenheit38
    @Fahrenheit38 4 роки тому +3

    Going to philly and getting a Pats or Genos for a cheese steak is like going to NY and getting a slice from Sbarros

  • @starting3
    @starting3 4 роки тому +1

    One collision and Pres bringing Million Dollars worth of Game on pizza reviews.

  • @rickhenry1994
    @rickhenry1994 4 роки тому +7

    Get off my lawn.

  • @ramonsanchezquera6030
    @ramonsanchezquera6030 3 роки тому

    Why i cant stop watching your videos?

  • @kylereese6202
    @kylereese6202 2 роки тому

    “Go into a squaaa, you get get a squaaa, everybody knows the rules”

  • @vonteugly9354
    @vonteugly9354 4 роки тому +2

    one $16 hoagie... everyone knows I’ll never complain about Jersey Mikes again lol

  • @fraskie66
    @fraskie66 4 роки тому +3

    GET OFF MY LAWN

  • @mortenjakobsen6041
    @mortenjakobsen6041 11 місяців тому

    "You like the hair"
    - "Thank you"

  • @jd-cw3sx
    @jd-cw3sx 4 роки тому

    Best cheesesteak Piccolos in Hoboken Nj. Better than anything in Philly

  • @Dennon21
    @Dennon21 3 роки тому

    “Who the fuck is pizza rob?!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @asuben27
    @asuben27 Рік тому

    When Frankie zoomed in on the cheesesteak you know you leaned forward

  • @devout666
    @devout666 4 роки тому

    BE WELL!

  • @pelangos
    @pelangos Рік тому

    What a legendary classic review

  • @andisimonka669
    @andisimonka669 4 роки тому

    If you want a good Philly Cheesesteak, you don't go to Pats or Genos. Go to Tony's Pizza at Belgrade & Clementine in Port Richmond (in Philly). 2nd is Steve's Prince of Steaks on Bustleton Ave in the Northeast.

  • @agrilledcheese813
    @agrilledcheese813 4 роки тому

    Thanks

  • @christopheraguila9440
    @christopheraguila9440 4 роки тому

    The dudes studder that asked for the pic killed me lol

  • @NowTheEndBeginsMinistries
    @NowTheEndBeginsMinistries 4 роки тому

    Love the suit....great pizza in NJ is The Reservoir Tavern is Boonton...you will LOVE it....

  • @wthor3572
    @wthor3572 3 роки тому

    I like all types of “pizza” prefer the regular style NY slice but didn’t realize how much square pie was in NY.

  • @coleeg69
    @coleeg69 4 роки тому

    Upload on my Birthday thanks Dave! Looking sharp with that suit!

  • @mcollinsish
    @mcollinsish 4 роки тому +1

    Best one this year! Felt like the old Prez! Minus the one bite saying... did he even say it?!?

  • @mr.gianni528
    @mr.gianni528 4 роки тому

    DaVinci 18th 65st Brooklyn prezzzzzz your dropping the ball

  • @romesmir4771
    @romesmir4771 3 роки тому

    Look like a hitman that retired and now is addicted to pizza

  • @Some1Had2SayIt1
    @Some1Had2SayIt1 4 роки тому

    IS THIS THE WHIZ WIT?!! LMAO HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS GUY SHARPED DRESS MAN

  • @bzrksjjj5537
    @bzrksjjj5537 2 роки тому

    Literally love this guy

  • @moneymon5835
    @moneymon5835 4 роки тому +1

    This was one of the best reviews

  • @marcisunshine18
    @marcisunshine18 4 роки тому

    She says..thank you😂😂😂 the hair!! This one was funny😂

  • @brucewayne-ws2cw
    @brucewayne-ws2cw 4 роки тому +1

    Clean shirt , news shoes , one bite everybody knows the rules

  • @sammost7095
    @sammost7095 4 роки тому

    Genuinely lolled at the haircut exchange 😆

  • @Nukethem
    @Nukethem 2 роки тому

    3:05 mans got drip in the back

  • @WarChortle
    @WarChortle 4 роки тому

    New Yorkers will cuss you out and give you a hug. What a beautiful world.

  • @bikemibby1100
    @bikemibby1100 4 роки тому +1

    One guy with a warrant everyone knows Frankie wasn't vigilante.

    • @chad_garrison1991
      @chad_garrison1991 4 роки тому

      Mike Bibby Bibby all day. Dudes jacked now. My kings still suck tho fucking shit

  • @jamespond5848
    @jamespond5848 4 роки тому

    8:02 "This guy's asking me if this is Kosher, I got fkn no clue tbh..."
    Behind him in the window, big sign that says "Chkn BACON Ranch" lol

  • @Shapeless22
    @Shapeless22 2 роки тому +1

    08:18 Get of The LaWn got me dead😂

  • @stoneone1479
    @stoneone1479 Рік тому +1

    I like how he always says " that's some good tang ". 😂.