Barstool Pizza Review - Square Pizza (Bonus Izzies Cheesesteak Review)

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  • @RWTW2306
    @RWTW2306 5 років тому +2044

    "If you value your arteries, you should probably limit these to one a month"
    *eats pizza every day*

  • @Daholy1727
    @Daholy1727 4 роки тому +465

    I love when the reviews are this chaotic.

    • @trwpizza3021
      @trwpizza3021 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed. They are the magic ones…

  • @WK12112
    @WK12112 4 роки тому +577

    “...you’re putting your reputation on the line”
    Probably the single funniest thing Prez has ever said, seeing how it was being told to a seemingly homeless man carrying two trash bags

    • @SlickEvan
      @SlickEvan 2 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @jdawg9137
      @jdawg9137 Рік тому +11

      I know 2 different millionaires you'd think was bums, never judge a book by the cover. Everybody knows the rules.

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 Рік тому +8

      Homeless?? Sir I'll have you know that he is the promoter for the world famous Izzys cheesesteaks!!

    • @MrJahka
      @MrJahka Рік тому +2

      @@jdawg9137 you know two millionaires that don’t bathe and hang around the streets of New York carrying all their belongings in trash bags?

    • @jdawg9137
      @jdawg9137 Рік тому

      @@MrJahka 2 millionaires who run construction companies who dress as laborers and walk jobs to see who's fukn them, you might actually think they was bums in public. So, Yes would be my answer.

  • @quinnpatterson335
    @quinnpatterson335 4 роки тому +536

    “You’re the promoter of the place?”
    *Camera points to Puerto Rican man holding two trash bags*
    “Yes.”

  • @blobtheblobfish339
    @blobtheblobfish339 5 років тому +2837

    Clean shirt, new shoes, 3 lines of coke everybody knows the rules

    • @aaronh8943
      @aaronh8943 5 років тому +12

      @ It's not like he eats a whole pizza everyday bucko. Majority of the reviews he only has a couple bites.

    • @aaronh8943
      @aaronh8943 5 років тому +38

      But yeah he's likely railed out also.

    • @pwebb34
      @pwebb34 5 років тому +9

      @@aaronh8943 Railed to the gills

    • @Sshooter444
      @Sshooter444 5 років тому +1

      @ answer: see original comment

    • @aaronh8943
      @aaronh8943 5 років тому

      @ You're wrong but carry on thinking that you know shit.

  • @PrezDub
    @PrezDub 4 роки тому +915

    Jews recognise a member of their tribe straight away, no hiding Dave.

    • @johnjameson4901
      @johnjameson4901 4 роки тому +85

      Dangerously based

    • @kahleesaangelofthenight2895
      @kahleesaangelofthenight2895 4 роки тому +5

      How do u know he is jewish?

    • @briankruse5244
      @briankruse5244 4 роки тому +24

      Seriously LMFAO👆

    • @briankruse5244
      @briankruse5244 4 роки тому +46

      Portnoy is a Jewish last name he might not practice the religion but is definitely Jewish.

    • @RunDCM
      @RunDCM 4 роки тому +53

      @@kahleesaangelofthenight2895 the nose and the parents expectations when he didn't become a lawyer or doctor.

  • @lz_377
    @lz_377 4 роки тому +334

    After binge watching barstool pizza reviews I’m starting to think I’ve never had good pizza in my life.

    • @anibalcontreras5218
      @anibalcontreras5218 3 роки тому +8

      My pinnacle pizza is little ceases and chanellos lmao I'm with you

    • @Jon-6969
      @Jon-6969 2 роки тому +9

      Me too. I think costco pizza and little caesars is the bomb.

    • @Gush27
      @Gush27 2 роки тому +11

      @@Jon-6969 jesus

    • @prisonmike3605
      @prisonmike3605 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jon-6969 it’s definitely convenient for kids birthday parties or if you’re a little down on your luck some days but I definitely have my pizza spots I go to and I’m from Chicago

    • @chrisandersonley4521
      @chrisandersonley4521 Рік тому +1

      If your not from the North East you probably never have

  • @elliotkemp1721
    @elliotkemp1721 5 років тому +808

    One 9 minute pizza review, everyone knows something weird is going down

  • @TheNlograsso
    @TheNlograsso 5 років тому +106

    Good review, homeboy at the end made the whole thing great. "We thought you were legit pissed" "Nah, I don't give a fuck". Excellent.

  • @bgold9
    @bgold9 5 років тому +1028

    One “nice haircut” misinterpretation, everybody knows Dave was offended

    • @-hydro
      @-hydro 5 років тому +21

      Pepe Silvia she didn’t want to be mean so she just said thank you

    • @aweiss1215
      @aweiss1215 5 років тому +36

      @@-hydro nah just a typical woman thinking she was the one being complimented.

    • @-hydro
      @-hydro 5 років тому +40

      adam weiss Okay

    • @KA-gy3lz
      @KA-gy3lz 4 роки тому +9

      adam weiss snowflake

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 3 роки тому +3

      hydro I think she thought he said nice haircut.😂

  • @bullseyetag01
    @bullseyetag01 5 років тому +89

    Much respect Dave. A random guy gives you a tip on a food you don't typically eat and you went on the spot. You're the man!

    • @stoneone1479
      @stoneone1479 Рік тому

      It's almost like he's being challenged. He never backs down.

  • @garrettblack9639
    @garrettblack9639 5 років тому +408

    Absolutely wild review. Dave getting chirped by everyone in the Manhattan streets

    • @9SecondStreetMustang
      @9SecondStreetMustang 5 років тому +9

      Wanna see a wild review? Look up the Joe and Pats pizza review. You’ll thank me afterwards. 😉

    • @deenzmartin6695
      @deenzmartin6695 3 роки тому +6

      @@9SecondStreetMustang i fought a war for yous

    • @badaboom2321
      @badaboom2321 2 роки тому +1

      @@9SecondStreetMustang plasteeeek never gets old

  • @benvasilinda9729
    @benvasilinda9729 5 років тому +557

    Prez all decked out for his first date with Debbie, everyone knows the rules.

    • @andrewsepulveda
      @andrewsepulveda 5 років тому +23

      He cant wait to taste her tang

    • @coreykeyz3471
      @coreykeyz3471 5 років тому +1

      Drew Port 🤢

    • @LimoneneDaddy
      @LimoneneDaddy 5 років тому

      @@andrewsepulvedathing probably taste like a NEW PORT LMMFAO i had to i saw your name and made me think of Newport and you were commenting about tasting her tang so yeah LOL

    • @Nothing-qq4hd
      @Nothing-qq4hd 4 роки тому

      That scene from kingpin comes to mind when munsun pays his rent in kind 😝

  • @vicesmadonna8151
    @vicesmadonna8151 5 років тому +415

    One man asking if it's Kosher, everybody knows he saw Dave's big nose

  • @TomKaosOfficial
    @TomKaosOfficial 5 років тому +412

    The best part was when the girl said "thanks" & kept walking 😂🔥

  • @urbbs09
    @urbbs09 5 років тому +144

    El Pres is all over the place in this one

  • @ierikk1
    @ierikk1 5 років тому +106

    *eats pizza every single day for 500 days*
    “Cheesesteaks are bad for your arteries”

  • @bretbatterton2511
    @bretbatterton2511 5 років тому +33

    I always marvel at how Dave will only take a couple chews of his food before swallowing. His chew to swallow ratio is impressive.

  • @scoobydoodoo2421
    @scoobydoodoo2421 5 років тому +77

    One debacle, everybody knows it's date night with Debbie and it's not going to be kosher.

  • @kamitebyani5309
    @kamitebyani5309 2 роки тому +5

    In love how he connects with people. This is a gift he has, like Mozart had a gift for music Dave had a gift of connecting with people. 👍🏼

  • @craign7995
    @craign7995 5 років тому +72

    Prez turned that square slice into a ninja throwing star.

    • @jgzero18
      @jgzero18 4 роки тому

      Bite marks throwing up gang signs

  • @hairstream
    @hairstream 5 років тому +13

    I love when so many random things happen during a review. Just like the Joe & Pat's review.

  • @supertrooper5356
    @supertrooper5356 5 років тому +90

    “Not great on the arteries”
    Well neither is cocaine but that’s not stopping you Dave

  • @jonroy1036
    @jonroy1036 5 років тому +40

    Won't stop watching until I've seen them all!

  • @Arogmat
    @Arogmat 5 років тому +136

    one jew, nobody knows if it’s kosher

    • @WestSide1207
      @WestSide1207 5 років тому +8

      Meat and dairy is the biggest prohibition in kosher laws, Dave is an idiot who has no clue about anything Jewish.

    • @djtrankilo231
      @djtrankilo231 5 років тому +11

      @@WestSide1207 to be fair, I don't think Dave cares. He seems to be one of those Jews that say he's Jewish as an ethnicity, but not as a religion

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 5 років тому +3

      WestSide1207 He doesn’t have to follow those rules if he doesn’t want to.. tf.

    • @WestSide1207
      @WestSide1207 5 років тому +2

      @@m.w.6526 Um, actually he does. In Judaism, it states that if someone doesn't keep Shabbat, they are considered "A gentile in every way."

    • @javiercota3703
      @javiercota3703 5 років тому +4

      @@WestSide1207 do you believe that Jesus is burning in boiling escrement in hell too?? 😂😂

  • @austinkenworthy5844
    @austinkenworthy5844 5 років тому +96

    One line, everyone knows what Dave likes

  • @cobras034
    @cobras034 5 років тому +61

    One sharp dressed man everyone knows it’s for the guys not the girls

  • @joeadams27
    @joeadams27 5 років тому +49

    This review had Joe & Pat’s energy

  • @MattEntizne
    @MattEntizne 5 років тому +13

    “Is it Kosher??” This video is a trip.🤣

  • @justcallmesoulzordont8550
    @justcallmesoulzordont8550 5 років тому +2

    Now every time I eat pizza I give it a review , it’s a gift and a curse.
    Keep it up Pres, you’re the man

  • @coleanderson5928
    @coleanderson5928 5 років тому +3

    Still have no idea why the most exciting part of my day, every day, is watching this guy eat cheese pizza....but here I am....almost a year into this..

    • @0sergey1
      @0sergey1 5 років тому

      As strange as it seems, this is very good niche entertainment. Prez's personality, quirks and social interactions along with the topic and format all hit a certain sweet spot. No real need to question further.

  • @zd4867
    @zd4867 5 років тому +15

    One fresh haircut, everybody know’s Davey’s feeling confident

  • @iv4n
    @iv4n 5 років тому +14

    Just watching some of these makes you realize how accurate depictions of New Yorkers were on Seinfeld

  • @jmoney8650
    @jmoney8650 5 років тому +6

    This was one of the best ones in a while.

  • @thebizkit69u
    @thebizkit69u 5 років тому +92

    Prez got his hair plugs styled, everybody knows the rule.

  • @aliennetwork08
    @aliennetwork08 3 роки тому +2

    These reviews I could just watch all day man

  • @danielw4995
    @danielw4995 5 років тому +10

    Is Dave in Munchkin City? The man is like 5’9” but is towering over everyone else in the video

  • @XYEclipse727
    @XYEclipse727 5 років тому +14

    7:18 One Prez having a stroke, everybody know the rules

  • @charlesrocks
    @charlesrocks 5 років тому +45

    Whizz on the side hurts the score. Everyone knows the rules.

  • @thomaswalker7563
    @thomaswalker7563 2 роки тому +4

    Idk if it's just me but i love the episodes with bonus reviews.

  • @SJ0906
    @SJ0906 5 років тому +50

    Absolute electric factory. High voltage review. Kosher certified.

  • @kyles5513
    @kyles5513 5 років тому +37

    One bag fumble, everyone knows he's out of blow

  • @gweehockey
    @gweehockey 5 років тому +15

    Gotta love Dave, someone walks past him and compliments himself... Really nice haircut though.

  • @-Bert-
    @-Bert- 5 років тому +47

    “Wiz wit” is Wiz with fried onions lmao

    • @christyl43077
      @christyl43077 5 років тому +2

      Yes sir.

    • @-Bert-
      @-Bert- 5 років тому +6

      Christy Staude he kept saying “im gonna dip it in the wiz wit” lmao I was cringing

    • @christyl43077
      @christyl43077 5 років тому +2

      @@-Bert- haha.... I was thinking the onions were on the side.

    • @Baboonery_
      @Baboonery_ 5 років тому

      He's joking ya clown

    • @ChuckNorris-em1wm
      @ChuckNorris-em1wm 5 років тому +5

      he's mocking how stupid philly people sound ordering like that....

  • @rock_oclock
    @rock_oclock 5 років тому +7

    That was a damn impressive cheesesteak balancing act.

  • @coleeg69
    @coleeg69 5 років тому

    Upload on my Birthday thanks Dave! Looking sharp with that suit!

  • @Boxer1250RT
    @Boxer1250RT 3 роки тому +4

    Everybody knows the rules "take mom and the daughter out together" 😂

  • @SunnnyDay
    @SunnnyDay 5 років тому +2

    Epic, meandering fuster cluck, loved every minute of it !

  • @Thaepheux
    @Thaepheux 4 роки тому +4

    The guy who said "Get off my Lawn" thought you were Gavin McInnes.

  • @countryprepper4719
    @countryprepper4719 5 років тому +2

    Dave has so much power in the pizza world, he walked in and said I want a round pizza and I want it NOW.

  • @EastwoodMMA
    @EastwoodMMA 5 років тому +18

    Is that kosher? It’s supposed to be kosher
    What do you mean?

  • @countryprepper4719
    @countryprepper4719 5 років тому

    Awesome that you did this second review 👍👍

  • @heatherandrews3299
    @heatherandrews3299 5 років тому +9

    The hair does look good! 👌🏼

    • @ghungrooseth1946
      @ghungrooseth1946 4 роки тому +2

      SIMP

    • @boom8250
      @boom8250 3 роки тому

      @@ghungrooseth1946 ok that’s pretty good 😂😂😂

    • @fitfogey
      @fitfogey 3 роки тому

      It’s plugs but a pretty good plug job. You can see Dave’s hair line going away big time in the early days.

  • @karlbjorkquist7489
    @karlbjorkquist7489 2 роки тому +1

    Guy at the end saying he doesn't give an F. Truly does give an F on giving that image.

  • @brendanritter4365
    @brendanritter4365 5 років тому +4

    Steve’s prince of steaks, best cheesesteak in philly

  • @bceinstein
    @bceinstein 3 роки тому

    “Puerto Rico” Lmaoo Michael Scott 🤣

  • @JamaaLS
    @JamaaLS 5 років тому +29

    This review was enjoyable, everyone knows the rules.

  • @heatherchiuffo3203
    @heatherchiuffo3203 4 роки тому +1

    If you're ever in northern Illinois, morettie's in fox lake. I promise you will not be disappointed. They have the best thin crust.

  • @Bandito518
    @Bandito518 5 років тому +5

    7:50 this review has gone completely off the rails..!!! 😂

  • @bang2020
    @bang2020 3 роки тому +2

    Love the dude walking by looking like a candy bar 😂

  • @MoeCristyBreaks
    @MoeCristyBreaks 5 років тому +11

    One question, one wrong answer, everyone knows the rules.

  • @dovmeisels6810
    @dovmeisels6810 5 років тому

    Best review of 2020 so far!

  • @louiem2
    @louiem2 5 років тому +37

    One sharp suit, everybody knows he's trying to seduce Debbie

  • @lothlend6301
    @lothlend6301 2 роки тому

    "Is that pizza rob?! Holy shit that's you right?" LMFAO

  • @DoUbLeBx2
    @DoUbLeBx2 5 років тому +3

    no heart of gold song reference that would have been perfect

  • @marcisunshine18
    @marcisunshine18 5 років тому

    She says..thank you😂😂😂 the hair!! This one was funny😂

  • @Sshooter444
    @Sshooter444 5 років тому +6

    Cameo by Dave's rabbi, everyone knows the rules.

  • @charxiong12
    @charxiong12 5 років тому +3

    Pizza Rob, you know everybody looked him up

  • @jamespond5848
    @jamespond5848 4 роки тому

    8:02 "This guy's asking me if this is Kosher, I got fkn no clue tbh..."
    Behind him in the window, big sign that says "Chkn BACON Ranch" lol

  • @mattabe99
    @mattabe99 5 років тому +7

    What a weird episode 😂

  • @NowTheEndBeginsMinistries
    @NowTheEndBeginsMinistries 5 років тому

    Love the suit....great pizza in NJ is The Reservoir Tavern is Boonton...you will LOVE it....

  • @-Bert-
    @-Bert- 5 років тому +9

    This man only went to Geno’s and Pat’s smfh Prez you need to come back to Philly and broaden your horizon because you’re missing out

  • @TheDude613
    @TheDude613 5 років тому

    Can’t stop looking at that handlebar mitt setup. Now that’s ingenious.

  • @pogfee
    @pogfee 5 років тому +11

    One bite every Philly guy knows Pat's and Geno's are for tourists and nowhere near the best cheesesteak in the city.

    • @drimmie
      @drimmie 5 років тому

      Who would you recommend for a good cheesesteak down in philly? I've only had Steve's Prince of Steaks and Tony Luke's.

    • @pogfee
      @pogfee 5 років тому

      @@drimmie depends where you are. John's, Dalessandro's, and Jim's are my favorites. Steve's is pretty good and Tony Luke's is the best of the touristy spots but it's closer to Pat's and Geno's with being fast food/street food.

    • @Thebrothaisback
      @Thebrothaisback 4 роки тому +1

      Any pizza place anywhere makes better steak and cheese subs than Philly does.

    • @_ProTrax
      @_ProTrax 4 роки тому

      @@Thebrothaisback Couldn't be more wrong if you tried

    • @christophersuchy3632
      @christophersuchy3632 4 роки тому

      @@pogfee Jim's was amazing when I was there but I can't say I have a great reference point for the rest

  • @johnblah5532
    @johnblah5532 5 років тому +1

    This one was pretty classic like we haven’t had in a while. Off the rails early baby!

  • @goldenage
    @goldenage 5 років тому +7

    "New Havens the best"

  • @DerekOfRivia
    @DerekOfRivia 3 роки тому +1

    Get off my lawn 😂😂😂 dude thought he was Gavin Mcinnes

  • @hisroyalhighness8566
    @hisroyalhighness8566 5 років тому +7

    I think the daughter was trying to fix him up with her mom. C'mon Prez you're almost a 50 year old dude.

  • @andrewlee8967
    @andrewlee8967 4 роки тому

    Best video you’ve done, the “get of my lawn guy” and the collision reactions were beautiful, well done, zz top reference put you in another league, when you come to the uk, give me a shout, I’m not into sports, prove me wrong

  • @Fahrenheit38
    @Fahrenheit38 5 років тому +3

    Going to philly and getting a Pats or Genos for a cheese steak is like going to NY and getting a slice from Sbarros

  • @moneymon5835
    @moneymon5835 5 років тому +1

    This was one of the best reviews

  • @MrJcologne
    @MrJcologne 5 років тому +4

    Johns roast pork . You’re welcome

  • @jaygreeneofficial
    @jaygreeneofficial 5 років тому

    You need to do more! Feels like I've been waiting forever since your last review 🤣 Woohoo !

  • @andysmallz407
    @andysmallz407 4 роки тому +3

    How does this have 183k views with only one comment

    • @hallen5453
      @hallen5453 4 роки тому +2

      Two now. I think most people watch on Twitter or maybe on the Barstool site. I have no idea.

    • @JohnPratt95
      @JohnPratt95 4 роки тому +3

      One comment, everyone knows the rules

  • @TheFiReLoRd777
    @TheFiReLoRd777 5 років тому

    Loved the bonus stuff!!

  • @jamesgrasso3764
    @jamesgrasso3764 5 років тому +3

    "It's as good as Geno's or Pat's" Everyone knows you have never had a good cheesesteak.

  • @sammost7095
    @sammost7095 5 років тому

    Genuinely lolled at the haircut exchange 😆

  • @rickhenry1994
    @rickhenry1994 5 років тому +7

    Get off my lawn.

  • @pelangos
    @pelangos Рік тому

    What a legendary classic review

  • @fraskie66
    @fraskie66 5 років тому +3

    GET OFF MY LAWN

  • @christopheraguila9440
    @christopheraguila9440 5 років тому

    The dudes studder that asked for the pic killed me lol

  • @serbwarrior01
    @serbwarrior01 2 роки тому

    7:18 🤣🤣🤣 I thought i was having a stroke watching this

  • @Geezuse
    @Geezuse Рік тому +1

    If any graff heads are in here, theres sen4 at 3:47 notorious notorious graffiti writer.

  • @playswithsquirrels7614
    @playswithsquirrels7614 5 років тому +2

    Its not just pizza.. and its not just a review.. its the barstool pizza review!

  • @ramonsanchezquera6030
    @ramonsanchezquera6030 4 роки тому

    Why i cant stop watching your videos?

  • @jim6807
    @jim6807 3 роки тому

    LOL. I like how you asked that girl if she liked your haircut and she said thank you but that guy asked if you liked the pizza and you said thank you as well. 😂😂

  • @starting3
    @starting3 5 років тому +1

    One collision and Pres bringing Million Dollars worth of Game on pizza reviews.

  • @bzrksjjj5537
    @bzrksjjj5537 2 роки тому

    Literally love this guy

  • @brettwalinski581
    @brettwalinski581 5 років тому

    Lookin slick bucko. Next time you're in south florida you have to hit up a place called CASOLAS in Miami. Would bring a ton of views. Huge slices but they actually taste good. Just try it

  • @punkem733
    @punkem733 5 років тому

    New haven being the best pizza, this might be the best comedy channel on youtube