How To Be Professionally Single

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @dylanfives9081
    @dylanfives9081 7 років тому +390

    I've been single for 16 years. I've always had more female friends than I did male friends. not one single girlfriend. I am the god of the friend zone.

    • @michaelakers7756
      @michaelakers7756 7 років тому +10

      Dylan Deters rip

    • @Vvrosk
      @Vvrosk 7 років тому +8

      Scvmbxg Otvxv you're not alone

    • @swag7057
      @swag7057 7 років тому +4

      You're the god of the friend zone? Im the god bruh, can't tell you how many times I've been friend zoned.

    • @swifti1001
      @swifti1001 7 років тому +24

      Doesn't sound like friendzone. You sound like that gay friend females like to have around.

    • @CrimisonAlchemist
      @CrimisonAlchemist 7 років тому +3

      bro, I've been single all my life 19 years

  • @artificialuno
    @artificialuno 7 років тому +234

    nah bro obito has the strongest friendzone i've seen. even death couldn't save him from it

    • @davila9710
      @davila9710 7 років тому

      The Artificial One 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @THE_DEMONLO_RD
      @THE_DEMONLO_RD 7 років тому +25

      The Artificial One Man started a ninja war cause he couldn't smash and he only saved his bro so he could try to smash in the afterlife... His life was hard...

    • @RatedRLoquender
      @RatedRLoquender 7 років тому

      The Artificial One that's sad uwu

    • @MrJAMESTAKER
      @MrJAMESTAKER 7 років тому +12

      Fuck that shit naruto has it harder almost dying every time for Sakura to get friend zoned by her doing everything to try and make her happy until he finally broke his ninja code and gave up that's fucked up

  • @giornogiovanna8230
    @giornogiovanna8230 7 років тому +456

    i feel you bruh 😔 who else didn't have a girl on Valentine's day?

    • @youngkunai242
      @youngkunai242 7 років тому +6

      kid beat me😂😂😂😭

    • @dbattles244
      @dbattles244 7 років тому +3

      kid beat me too😂

    • @yesilikepatrick
      @yesilikepatrick 7 років тому +2

      kid beat me Im not crying "sniff" shut up

    • @Naruku2121
      @Naruku2121 7 років тому +3

      I just realized Valentine's Day was yesterday, make of that what you will.

    • @silentrager334
      @silentrager334 7 років тому +11

      kid beat Me, but Pornhub came through for ya boy.

  • @Naruyami4
    @Naruyami4 7 років тому +101

    "I WAS OLDER THAN HER, RIGHT .... BUT SHE CALLED ME LITTLE BROTHER????!!!!!!"
    Afro You got me fucked up

    • @michaelakers7756
      @michaelakers7756 7 років тому +1

      UltimateUchiha4 that's when you know it's time to end it all

  • @Dman13579
    @Dman13579 7 років тому +231

    Yo I clicked on this video like my life depended on it

  • @papadonut4692
    @papadonut4692 7 років тому +84

    at least we will always have our right hand

    • @FooliestCooly
      @FooliestCooly 7 років тому

      papa donut lol

    • @henplay7399
      @henplay7399 7 років тому +6

      Shit you right you aint lying that hand will never let you down XD

    • @Doingmything0
      @Doingmything0 7 років тому

      papa donut hell nah i have my lefty man

    • @THE_DEMONLO_RD
      @THE_DEMONLO_RD 7 років тому

      papa donut Even when I smash, I still thought my hand felt better tbh. People hyped smashing too much when it actually happened it was shit.

    • @dirtydan626
      @dirtydan626 7 років тому +3

      Naphtali De wit Man fuck you mean I use BOTH hands

  • @gotato_3269
    @gotato_3269 7 років тому +58

    I saw the title and was like "Yep, that's my life"

    • @jadenoliver4393
      @jadenoliver4393 7 років тому +2

      OtakuGamer 9092 me to😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @LookAtThatBugger
    @LookAtThatBugger 7 років тому +79

    I got rejected so many times.. Damn. Felt like i had the heart virus like goku

    • @slam9626
      @slam9626 7 років тому +2

      Son Goku/ OhJay damn. It's alright bro, there's a girl out there somewhere that's right for you waiting.

    • @LookAtThatBugger
      @LookAtThatBugger 7 років тому

      Thanks bro

    • @sidknee1738
      @sidknee1738 7 років тому

      Son Goku/ OhJay same I get rejected by girls too

    • @Makin318
      @Makin318 7 років тому

      Son Goku/ OhJay i prefer not to try rather than to try and be rejected

  • @rashawnpowery3000
    @rashawnpowery3000 7 років тому +1

    yas! Been waiting for afro to drop another story

  • @popeyeschicken3535
    @popeyeschicken3535 7 років тому +22

    Fresh Cut Bro. Cool video topic as well I lowkey needed it.

  • @thessjgod8511
    @thessjgod8511 7 років тому +4

    That was a very entertaining and funny story, but a very sad one as well. Can't imagine what that felt like in that moment for you, but we all make mistakes man and we learn from them. Everyone: give each of us a feel out there to make the pain a little lighter!

  • @UltimateSyndicate
    @UltimateSyndicate 7 років тому +1

    Afro-sama I fucking love these random ass zoom ins or whatever they're called, PLEASE I NEED MORE.

  • @thedashingbullet607
    @thedashingbullet607 7 років тому +6

    😂😂😂😂 Bruh you make me laugh every time, my favourite channel, Keep being awesome man

  • @camwilson2583
    @camwilson2583 7 років тому +39

    this is still pre-timeskip Afro
    but honestly being alone isn't bad you get to learn and analyze people unfortunately most people give their heart to the first idiot that says hi
    anyway for me I'm in love with someone and well let's say she said she loved me back at first but because of her terrible past with dumb men she would try to change the subject when we talked about dating I proved to her that I was different but it felt like she wasn't understanding and placed me in the same category and we kinda went our separate ways and she "fell in love" with my cousin but eventually I got the balls to ask if she was ok because we ended on a bad note and I found out my cousin talked to someone else while dating her (I dont even talk to him anymore because of her) but the thesis is true love happens dont look for it it will come to you afro🙏

    • @delipa5657
      @delipa5657 7 років тому +9

      cornelius wilson didn't train with jiraiya reileigh in the time chamber yet

    • @camwilson2583
      @camwilson2583 7 років тому +1

      Delipa565 LMAO😂

    • @kingkunta3753
      @kingkunta3753 7 років тому

      You were right

  • @DBZSonic7
    @DBZSonic7 7 років тому +15

    When Afro drops that DBZ Budokai 3 explosion at 2:39 and your playing Budokai 3 while watching this XD

  • @catplantASMR
    @catplantASMR 7 років тому +52

    this is too funny pencil sharpener?!?! hahaha wtfff

    • @enoobis8651
      @enoobis8651 7 років тому

      catplant ASMR girl probs used teeth, rip Afro's pee pee

    • @catplantASMR
      @catplantASMR 7 років тому +1

      lol that's scary........whoa.....

    • @ballinglikechoji
      @ballinglikechoji 7 років тому +1

      _ TheCheeseKing _
      well just a little bit of teeth is ok, actually somwhat stimulating, but I don't want ANY biting going on 😂

    • @catplantASMR
      @catplantASMR 7 років тому +1

      hahaha omgggggg tfw (should i still be reading comments section or?..)

    • @magee_gameplay
      @magee_gameplay 7 років тому

      Balling Like Choji too bad she wants the partially expanded d choji.

  • @mg640060
    @mg640060 7 років тому +8

    Dude youre so destined to be the chosen one Jiraiya wrote a book about you

  • @iannnn
    @iannnn 7 років тому +21

    NEVER CLICKED A VIDEO THAT FAST

  • @danieldaye7124
    @danieldaye7124 7 років тому +31

    notification squad and today's my birthday boi

    • @sabo_Cfbo
      @sabo_Cfbo 7 років тому

      Daniel Daye LETS GOOO

    • @jadenoliver4393
      @jadenoliver4393 7 років тому

      Daniel Daye happy birthday 🎈🎉🎂🎊🎁

    • @youngkunai242
      @youngkunai242 7 років тому +1

      Daniel Daye happy birthday bro

  • @indynator
    @indynator 7 років тому +41

    bruh this is aint shit. I've been a professional single and virgin for 23 years. Put some respeck on dat

    • @marric159943
      @marric159943 7 років тому

      indynator daaaaamn son

    • @Chief_Keith
      @Chief_Keith 7 років тому +3

      indynator Did you go to college? If you did I don't see how you can be 23 and a virgin bruh

    • @indynator
      @indynator 7 років тому +5

      I did and sadly college in my country is different than in countries like the US. We don't have dorms and lots of parties. People commute from their homes or rent an extremely small and expensive studio close to campus. So no one actually stays in college after classes. Our mentality is also different. We don't really seek any contact with other students unless there's a group task and even after that, we just leave each other alone again. The only "groups" you see are the people who've known eachother in high-school and chose to do the same degree. It's basically an extension of high-school but less sociable. Combine that with the fact that students usually get loaded with assignments and you get a college culture where students are too preoccupied to socialize with eachother which resulted in me still being a virgin.
      And I don't go out with friends and party in clubs with strangers because sadly, the party culture here is real-life jersey shore and I despise that shallow superficial shit where everyone goes out just to get drunk, have sex and have the biggest macho story the next day. Sadly 95% of my friends do this and the other 5% I can't regularly meet with because of conflicting schedules. Plus I don't like the music they play. I'm more of "conversation type of guy" who likes to chill in bars and go to the movies which apparently is "anti-social" in my country. End of life story

    • @Chief_Keith
      @Chief_Keith 7 років тому +2

      indynator Damn son that sucks dude. You'll find some poon to smash some day no big deal. Plus if you connect with someone the sex would be even better than just fucking some stranger

    • @LomiKo
      @LomiKo 7 років тому +3

      sex is overrated anyway it ain't all that once you think about it long and hard enough.

  • @antonioscott5791
    @antonioscott5791 7 років тому +1

    Saw the title of the video and I knew at that point..this is the video related to my life. 😇

  • @LightNJT
    @LightNJT 7 років тому +83

    notification squad

  • @xavlionheart
    @xavlionheart 7 років тому +1

    I love this kind of content. Do one with how you moisturize girls when you talk cause that was hilarous

  • @unruledrenji8924
    @unruledrenji8924 7 років тому

    Nooooo Afro trust me. IM the chosen one to be single omg you have no clue I'm with you man

  • @KurisuArchives
    @KurisuArchives 7 років тому

    OMFG my boy AfroSenju is killing it with that intro. Keep it up man!! 👌

  • @dachi4638
    @dachi4638 3 роки тому +1

    Beardless afro hits different

  • @Joeysevenfold6
    @Joeysevenfold6 6 років тому +1

    “I was older than her..but she called me little brother” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DaRealMastalin
    @DaRealMastalin 7 років тому

    Im so proud of Afro for his hair not looking like dirty carpet lately. My dude stepping up his game.

  • @JayNKnight
    @JayNKnight 7 років тому +3

    "My Peter felt like it was in a pencil sharpener"
    LOL! I'M dead 😂😂

    • @GM-ew4fv
      @GM-ew4fv 7 років тому

      venom2490 o heard that when I read the comment

  • @Lxixlara
    @Lxixlara 7 років тому +2

    "I was older than her, and she CALLED ME little brother".
    *Boom
    Dead

  • @OpheliaELyn
    @OpheliaELyn 7 років тому

    afro you kill me I'm so glad I'm in the notifications squad

  • @bambopr7163
    @bambopr7163 7 років тому

    Great Video Afro. Getting rejected is the worst part of life

  • @MirBlackwell
    @MirBlackwell 7 років тому +3

    Yo Afro you the homie

  • @RagingStorm2014
    @RagingStorm2014 7 років тому +5

    That B3 world exploding cutscene got to me 😂😂😂 I know that feeling all too well.

  • @Authority47
    @Authority47 7 років тому +8

    story for another day= Senju tale?

  • @Kelv21
    @Kelv21 7 років тому +18

    Pornhub premium was my valentines ❤️

  • @KilluaDLaw
    @KilluaDLaw 7 років тому

    Informative, Instructive & hella funny video, Afro...........you the real mvp

  • @FuzeFire
    @FuzeFire 7 років тому +2

    You're not the only one Afro...
    Single Squad :D

  • @takeiteze2847
    @takeiteze2847 7 років тому

    Afro so transparent and relatable.

  • @K82849
    @K82849 7 років тому +3

    The key to getting anyone, is making yourself look like an ULTIMATE snack! Look good. Smell good. And do you cuz that's the only thing that works when no one is there

  • @mysoulbevibinyaknow7672
    @mysoulbevibinyaknow7672 5 років тому

    Ladies and gents, Ngl the long run single life sucks, but we must get this bread and this grind on no matter what👏👏💯

  • @QrowTheGoat
    @QrowTheGoat 7 років тому +50

    probably not the best video to eat Mac and cheese to

    • @jordanclark1466
      @jordanclark1466 7 років тому

      KaptainQrowGaming 😂😂😂 wet 💦💦

    • @markellbrown9266
      @markellbrown9266 7 років тому

      KaptainQrowGaming she sound like macaroni in the bowl how she getting wet 😂😂💦

    • @gwilliams856
      @gwilliams856 7 років тому

      KaptainQrowGaming 😂😂😂😂

  • @LomiKo
    @LomiKo 7 років тому

    Is it bad that I only subscribed to Afro for these kind of videos? I never watch his gameplays... But these are the best

  • @mikyah49
    @mikyah49 2 роки тому +3

    I'm 19 years old and still haven't had a single girlfriend a day in my life💀
    Update: I'm 22 now and this still holds true😂

  • @gedeonseddoh9536
    @gedeonseddoh9536 7 років тому +2

    SENJUTALES R BACK!!!!!!

  • @mydogclay
    @mydogclay 7 років тому +3

    "my peter was going into a pencil sharpener" I FUCKING DIED

  • @RDDiamondHunter
    @RDDiamondHunter 7 років тому +1

    Can we get a senju tales about your first time your peter went a pencil sharpener shit gonna be funny af 😂😂😂

  • @luimajacobo
    @luimajacobo 7 років тому +2

    You made yourself single. Wow such skills 😂😂😂😂

  • @yamikai04
    @yamikai04 7 років тому

    Take a backseat Senju, your man Brownsugajerk is the chosen one to be single. Team Uchiha all day

  • @sirEthereal
    @sirEthereal 7 років тому

    Be Yourself, The One Will Come. If not just remembered We Were Born alone so chance's are We Will Die Alone.

  • @kidsoybean3572
    @kidsoybean3572 7 років тому +3

    love you man

  • @uhhaight5882
    @uhhaight5882 7 років тому

    That was one smooth-ass slide into the intro

  • @CursedCoN
    @CursedCoN 2 роки тому

    God I love coming back to this video

  • @jashardwallington
    @jashardwallington 7 років тому

    all my young brothers and sisters jus take your time live y'all life like bachelors and bachorlettes jus enjoy life. if love comes its 50/50 but if you get someone good hold on to em. but aslo kno you can play your heart out everyone don't get a ring and everything not for everybody

  • @grandpac6044
    @grandpac6044 7 років тому

    SS pulled out that kaioken and crumble the ground that your noble and proud feet was standing upon

  • @MysticZeroQ2
    @MysticZeroQ2 7 років тому +1

    dang u can drop the beat anytime in the video and its still goes hard

  • @junaidkhan-vc3bh
    @junaidkhan-vc3bh 7 років тому +1

    You are not alone dude we are on the same page 😂

  • @BlackCatSAS
    @BlackCatSAS 7 років тому +1

    yo that heat haze days in the background

  • @RukaProductions
    @RukaProductions 3 роки тому

    Im here in 2021 and this just brought me back.. to my days of roshi

  • @hamsage1895
    @hamsage1895 7 років тому

    bruh afro I feel like your the only person I can relate to bruh this video is my life story

  • @Moursekill
    @Moursekill 7 років тому

    Bout to be the next single Afro

  • @another7728
    @another7728 7 років тому

    My boi afro using that Kagerou project music.

  • @TheSonofagunny
    @TheSonofagunny 7 років тому +1

    AFRO 17!!!!!!GAHDAMN I WOULDNT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Churdstain
    @Churdstain 7 років тому

    Bruh. This video is just fucking hilarious. I love the kinda story time videos

  • @animatedswish8335
    @animatedswish8335 7 років тому +3

    You're the best person on the internet. bye

  • @tanaka4515
    @tanaka4515 7 років тому +4

    After his defeat against mina hokad . he no longer dares to touch storm 4 xD

  • @chocolate7199
    @chocolate7199 7 років тому

    Valentine's day I had a box of tissues and my hands and my phone best day ever.

  • @TK-bm2nc
    @TK-bm2nc 7 років тому

    I just imagined afro watching the sunset on the beach alone with the jordan crying face

  • @therealtommy4116
    @therealtommy4116 7 років тому +7

    Her name was Super Sayian? Damn son....

  • @clupsy7959
    @clupsy7959 7 років тому

    Love that Mii music remix.

  • @Zetaforce-uv8el
    @Zetaforce-uv8el 7 років тому

    I listened to Geekdom 101's podcasts Superfriends VS The World so being single doesn't feel bad anymore

  • @ismaeldah6512
    @ismaeldah6512 7 років тому +3

    Afro, Are senju tales gonna be back😕

  • @azureangel8217
    @azureangel8217 7 років тому +1

    MY PAIN IS GREATER THAN YOURS!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hollowshinigami5205
    @hollowshinigami5205 7 років тому

    Afro my boi u have a lot to learn, my single power is sooo great, that I really should be a fukin shame of myself

  • @Splash滴
    @Splash滴 7 років тому

    Best intro ever.

  • @DriftingTeamAR
    @DriftingTeamAR 7 років тому +1

    "Logic broken friend zoned" i was dying

  • @erichendrix7866
    @erichendrix7866 7 років тому

    I see my man Afro got a new barber 👍🏾😂

  • @wasp169
    @wasp169 7 років тому

    Afro got friendzoned so hard, A tear dripped down my face after he said it.

  • @josebarrientos5351
    @josebarrientos5351 7 років тому

    ForeverAloneSquad aye!!

  • @ogarupty7975
    @ogarupty7975 7 років тому +22

    what happen to bloo afro

    • @AfroSenju
      @AfroSenju  7 років тому +17

      Sasuke Flowz We broke up some time ago

    • @ShirouBrando
      @ShirouBrando 7 років тому

      AfroSenju XL™ it's Nancysenju now Lol jk or not

    • @ogarupty7975
      @ogarupty7975 7 років тому +7

      AfroSenju XL™ dang bro I fee l bad aye there another girl out there some where bro

    • @darkagetre
      @darkagetre 7 років тому

      AfroSenju XL™ what does the xl mean

    • @cpt_oooof6306
      @cpt_oooof6306 7 років тому

      AfroSenju XL™ slide her digits 👀

  • @flyboy5214
    @flyboy5214 7 років тому

    I was older then her and she was younger then me and she called me little brother😂😂😂😂 I love you Afro LOL.

  • @MoonFallSlump
    @MoonFallSlump 7 років тому

    the zooms are killing me😂😂😂

  • @type_full1481
    @type_full1481 7 років тому

    So nah no fern became my favorite song thanks AFRO for introducing it to me

  • @thatoneguyintheback5095
    @thatoneguyintheback5095 7 років тому

    Afro with the knowledge

  • @DSneakerTech
    @DSneakerTech 7 років тому

    naturally when I was born I knew how to be professionally single 💀💀 same here bro

  • @zuffin1864
    @zuffin1864 7 років тому +2

    Afro looking like a fucking frog LMAO! jk Afro, not really, that roast was too good, love you fam

  • @justinrobotham1866
    @justinrobotham1866 7 років тому

    This video goes with me so well

  • @Dempseymauler777
    @Dempseymauler777 7 років тому

    For those who are single don't beat yourself up for it. Relationships are overrated trust me. Stay single have fun whether it's one night stands or watching anime. fuck it! Have fun and don't worry about relationship responsibilities! :D

  • @JoelDaKing
    @JoelDaKing 7 років тому

    Legend says that if you comment early enough, AfroSenju will pin this.. I wonder if it's true

  • @codetribute7886
    @codetribute7886 7 років тому

    afro u need to drop more senju tales

  • @j4sukehigashikata280
    @j4sukehigashikata280 7 років тому +1

    I have never been friendzoned in my life and I've always got the girl. Sometimes even by accident or without actually trying.
    Don't ask me how I do it because I honestly don' t know.

  • @carloschamorro2050
    @carloschamorro2050 7 років тому

    and honestly when i get rejected i dont get heart broken or think about forever i just leave it be it happens thats life

  • @cyruskhalvati
    @cyruskhalvati 4 роки тому

    damn my man's was so much more in shape back then

  • @jonathanmiller5772
    @jonathanmiller5772 7 років тому +1

    im a loyal ass fan, but the new cut makes you look like a walmart brand peele from kay and peele

  • @jaylenmcpherson9070
    @jaylenmcpherson9070 7 років тому

    Being single is amazing

  • @lifestream1689
    @lifestream1689 7 років тому

    watching afro in my quiet as shit math lecture, lost it at 2:25. My professor sends his regards.

  • @roxasarcanus6914
    @roxasarcanus6914 7 років тому +2

    TALK BOUT THE CRUSH AFRO

  • @timothyabakani1155
    @timothyabakani1155 7 років тому

    17!!!!! Afro NOOOO anything more than 5 is dangerous 7 is perfect enough to make you seem holy if you're a true savage

  • @InkBlotTV
    @InkBlotTV 7 років тому

    I ain't gone lie to you Afro yo hairline clean af !

  • @theptandjchannel
    @theptandjchannel 7 років тому

    Afro getting bread now see the haircut 😂