This one took almost exactly a year to get from script to screen, and I know that some of the topics went on to be covered on Brain Blaze and on other Whistlerverse channels in the meantime. But here’s hoping that the next Epic Blaze doesn’t take quite as long to make it to UA-cam. In fact, fingers crossed, it should be popping up fairly soon, along with the tin opener that I lent Simon about nine years ago.
Thanks Danny for your scripts, I discovered that channel with the start of the Ukraine war and since then I watch Brain Blaze daily and many videos over and over again
Simon: "I'm not going to explain it because we've already had enough asides." Simon, literally 13 seconds later: "Americans, what's the deal with sweet potato casserole?! That reminds me of this TV show from 20 years ago. And that reminds me of when I was a child and I had kid problems. Anyway, marshmallows . . . " And that's why I love to Blaze!!!!
The british inability to form their own queues when faced with the lack of a built in system is hilarious. They just get caught in an infinite loop of quiet frustration.
bunch of idiots. we do this daily in Philadelphia, imagine a bar with 500 people shoved inside and there is no line to order a cocktail. You're on your own, fight to the front of the bar and figure it out. It's rough out here @@chilledpenguins8381
being American I get somewhat understand, I get so pissed off to when I'm patiently waiting in line and people cut the line or other stuff. Just wait your damn turn like everyone else XD
Medicine Hat is in Canada, thank you! And it's an interpretation of the Blackfoot word "Saamis," which refers to the eagle tail feather worn in a medicine man's headdress. Why it was called Saamis is explained in a couple of conflicting legends, so the truth of the matter may be lost to time...or at least not readily available to someone doing a 5 minute wiki dive because, yeah, Medicine Hat is an odd name, and I was curious why it was called that!. But yeah, English speaking people showed up and went "'Saamis' is to hard to say, we need to translate it! Oh, it's the feathers used to make hats for medicine men? Well, now it's Medicine Hat!"
@@left4twenty I've always found "Salmon Arm" the most hilarious of that style of name. Surely they noticed that couldn't be a correct translation! Though maybe this one was done by the same smart alec who named Unnecessary Ridge and Water Bay...probably not but those are in the same province at least.
Danny does not have long scripts, Simons rants make them longer. This would be a 15 min episode without the color commentary. We love the commentary and it’s the reason why we watch. Keep up the great work all of you.❤❤❤❤
Lol, I keep forgetting what he is talking about with the tangent every couple of seconds. It might even be under 15 if he just went with a nice tight delivery. But I agree, I am here for the insanity.
That rant about the place that doesn't have queuing has made me realize that Simon is using a lot of these cold reads, especially Brain Blaze, as a form of self therapy whenever he goes on a tangent.
I'm convinced that Simon consumes copious amounts of alcohol before recording these videos. I've been watching him since almost the beginning, and he was much more low key. The stories were interesting, so I kept watching him. Over the last two years or so, he's really loosened up, going off on tangents, and sometimes just babbling, and now it's fantastic. It's like just sitting around with friends drunk and/or stoned. One of my favorite channels.
Right? I was just thinking that I've definitely got to go back and watch a bunch of stuff that I missed, because one of the first videos I saw from Simon, he was saying that he didn't want to share his own political views, that wasn't something he intended to do. This is a lot more like listening to a friend tell me about the crazy shit they found out about over the weekend, instead of getting a lecture on something I'm interested in enough to sit through it. So I definitely like and will be watching more of evolved Simon.
Just wait until Simon finds out that most of the world's supply of lentils is grown in Saskatchewan and Alberta right outside the city of Medicine Hat Alberta...
Simon: Hopefully people can tell that when I say someone should be killed, that I am only joking. Simon, in the Casual Criminalist: STRAP HIM IN THE CHAIR! STRAP HIM IN THE CHAIR!
Simon: oh my God Danny why are your introductions so long? Also Simon: let me stop reading the script for 10 minutes and let me talk about why I hate pantomimes and love the OC.
Such an amazing return to the beginning. The days when there was a basement with one person, then a second, a space heater named ETA, and some haggling over Simon’s cast-off kitchen scraps. From these humble beginnings, the Epic Blaze was born.
Canadian here. Medicine Hat is far from the strangest name for a place here. We have Dildo, Likely, Horsefly, Come By Chance, Blow Me Down, Stoner, Eyebrow, and many more.
Not sure if this has been pointed out when Simon was mentioning weird town names , but Medicine Hat is a city in the southeast of Alberta, Canada and not the US. It’s also the rough English translation for the name of the headdress of the Medicine Man of the local tribe, hence the name.
As a fan of Mega Projects & Sideprojects, I'm forever grateful that the almighty algorithm has blessed me with this channel. Watching Simon be able to let loose on silly tangents with silly memes on top has legit improved my mental health.
Simon, Danny, and Sam. All that and it's an Epic Blaze. If only the pacing and script slapping was in this episode and the world would be taken back to a simpler time where Russia wasn't invading Ukraine and the Middle East was tense, just not this tense. I needed this. Let the introduction wander and the tangents pepper my Sunday.
"I believe there is some kind of correlation between unemployment and conspiracy theories" This is one of the more genius things I've ever heard of come out of a hole in Simon's head! 🤣
The greatest conspiracy of all is that one day we will watch Simon deep in conversation with Danny, and the camera will slowly pan around to reveal Simon looking into a mirror.
As I've now heard Simon ask about it multiple times, I'm going to explaintge etymology behind Weston-super-Mare It's Latin Mare simply means "sea", super means "above" Thus, it basically means "Weston upon the sea" So, it's not much out of the ordinary for a british seaside town beides being Latin
yeah, really gotta make sure to include the caveat. whats the biggest secret, that im not already aware is true. nips this "genies exist" loophole and still leaves the door open for alien ship is stored in lincolns head on mount rushmore.
Finally, something I know! Mare is a female horse. If you're into MLP you learn more than you want about horses. Adults are stallions and mares, foals are younguns, colts and fillies. But that's irrelevant. It's a coincidence. Mare is the Latin word for sea. Super is the word for over, like über in German. The town has a Latin name. Weston-Super-Mare means "Weston above the sea." I'm assuming it's on a cliff. It's no more odd that Newcastle-Upon-Tyne or Statford-Upon-Avon.
You got the "above the sea" part. But just to add to your comment, the Weston part is Saxon for West Tun or Town in the West. So Weston-super-mare is Town in the West above the sea.
I will not tolerate the dissing of sweet potatoes and marshmallows, it is a delicious part of Thanksgiving and Europeans not knowing its deliciousness is their loss
Danny mentioned it briefly in the script, but it gets a bit overlooked: Mount Rushmore is sacred grounds to the Lakota Sioux, it was and is where they go to pray because they and many Native American tribes believe it is where their tribes were created and born by their gods. It was and is their Garden of Eden. The hills were and are called The Six Grandfathers.
I want to watch a channel where Simon tries all the American things he thinks are weird. Or just watching Simon travel through the US commenting on everything.
We all want to call Siri an idiot but since she only does one comment at a time it is, frustratingly, impossible. Unless you restart with Hey Siri. Which I have done…
There is brain damage that can cause you to think those around you are replaced. One man suffered a head injury that removed his brain's ability to connect emotions to visual stimuli. He would see his parents but not feel the emotional connection to them that he should and he would swear that they were imposters. One way they tried to work around it was by giving him a call. His brain still connected emotions to sound. His parents would call him so he could hear their voice and connect to it and then enter the room while still talking to him over the phone so his brain would be prepared to except that they were his parents.
Tbh, all of Simons rants are perfect themselves as Brain Blaze content. Also, ADHD/ADD equals zero concept of time. Like, we know it passes, but without a clock we'd have zero idea what time it is and any plans we make for our days are wholly unrealistic to even accomplish, purely because we consistently underestimate the amount of time it will take, because we have no concept of time whatso ever. Strangely enough we can still get stressed out.
@@jackoh991he has never said it that I know of, but I’ve heard a lot of his videos and it seems like he has described having several of the common symptoms.
“I’ll do it tomorrow.” Yep, no way I’m actually doing it tomorrow. I going to completely forget about it. Time can pass by so fast and stupid slow. It’s irritating
The best part about Simon not knowing what Sam does is that Sam can make edits that Simon does see. My fav is the Squidward walking noise when Simon gets up and walks away. 😂
I love that simon smashes all conspiracy theories right out the gate, but still have a healthy fear of government power so much so that he won’t release a video about government corruption. And also if he were granted one wish he would want to know “the secret”! I see you Simon!
Titanic had a coal fire possibly damaging the hull. They wanted to evaluate the rivets and determine if any correlation was measurable in the steel as the seam has opened up below the water line. We could ask OceanGate to grab one while they're down there picking up the biological confetti.
Interestingly there is a theory that one of the things that kept the Titanic afloat for as long as it did was the fire. Because of the fire they'd moved a lot of coal from the affected bunkers on the starboard side to the port side of the ship. When the water flooded in from the breached hull it is proposed that the weight of the extra coal helped to keep the ship level, rather than listing hard to starboard and then capsizing as you might expect with a wound in just one side. Because she did not list to any great extent Murdoch and Lightoller were able to coordinate lifeboat launches from both sides of the ship. Compare that to the Costa Concordia where it became impossible fairly early on to launch boats from the port side.
An Airplane dumps $59,960 of CO2 into the atmosphere I really wish I could get All Gores $288 of CO2 out of $4.99 of gasoline (p.s. dont use chemical balancing, combustion turns the bulk of gas and air to heat,Kinetic energy with a drop in oxygen and trace HC in shoved through a ECB to prevent any oxidation of soot into CARBON MONOXIDE with ECB and muffler braking down exhaust to Nitrogen, and water with HC trapped in ECB filter Think its called " Car vs truck vs leaf blowee" Edmund's hear on youtube that shows emmision test showing no CO2 is emmited from combustionand is utter bullshit Actually Before ECBs that caught hydrocarbons and roof in a filter preventing oxygen, a Catalytic Confers used to take the Oxidized Carbon DIOXIDE and converted it to CO2 as a filtration process which doesnt exist on majority of post 1994 Cars as they weren't as clean.....CO2 just doest pop out of combustion as claimed
This may very well be the best Business Blaze (yes, I am too old to have noticed the name change) episode to date. But damn it Simon, it's been years. Fix your bloody light.
Pretty sure I heard Simon say Business Blaze within the first minute or so of the episode. Was actually a bit surprised Sam didn't bring attention to it like he has in the past
Hey hunni America uses different methods to wash their eggs, some of the things they use are soaps, enzymes and Chlorine, to control salmonella, and to kill potentially fatal bacteria that can cling to eggs. I found this out when my sons friend visited us from the US and couldn't believe how much nicer out eggs over here taste, as he doesn't eat eggs back home. I even got him to try duck and quail eggs as he had never had them before. He eat so many eggs while he was here that I had to ration them.
@@dimadobrik4516 yeah there is. You either want to parent or dont. i have 3 kids and ipads are banned in my household. If you allow it, your a terrible lazy parent & you should have your kids took away from you for their own sake.
@@frankfontaineofficial what I was trying to say was that parenting is always a burden, but I see it the same way. Should have used a rubber if you weren't ready to put in the work
Simon, at the begging of the video, you referenced how schizophrenia feels. WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE UNIMAGINABLE TERROR IS FUGGING SPOT ON. Believe me, I KNOW. (check the comments on your schizophrenia video from a few months ago for more from me on personal experience in this regard.) But one bit, you ARE born with it. It just sleeps in your body until either around age 25 or a traumatic event. My trauma hit at age 9. I have been BATSH!T insane since.
"check the comments on your schizophrenia video from a few months ago." I'm sure there's only, like, 5 comments there, so finding your specific comment won't be a problem at all.
Hmm. Avoid food dyes, artificial flavoring and preservatives. Also anything with poly, propylene glycol, and ethylene glycols. Maybe test genetics. Things like titanium implants and titanium dioxide arent great either. Caramel color, natural caffeine, and additive free nicotine is usually fine. My grandma, mom, me, and my kid are all hypersensitive with different reactions and sensitivity levels.. took me forever to figure out after years of medical and chemistry study.. and killed my grandma via wasting. Red food dye alone makes my kid go from huge vocabulary to non verbal head slamming and violent, usually major migraine. One point i was hallucinating and having nightly sleep paralysis, paranoia, and all sorta medical and mental issues. Even inhalers and too much tylenol is a problem. Fixed my diet, switched to all natural pipe tobacco, quit soda for bout 4 pots coffee a day some days.. and all went away. Also avoid vapes and synthetic meds/mary j. And yea if youre sensitive then those psyche meds trigger what theyre suppose to suppress. Hell most meds.
@@jonnydarkfang2816 funny, cause when i threw out all the seizure and antidepressant meds i'd been forced on while misdiagnosed during the opioid hysteria... well that's when the auditory hallucinations and sleep paralysis stopped. Was my kids behavior issues being set off by food dyes that actually helped me get to the bottom of it. But please, go on poisoning yourself with petroleum derived chemicals that the US gov swears are safe while simultaneously blocking all studies on them.. Europe got it right tho, all banned. Was bad enough realizing i'd been punishing my kid for behavior issues his diet was directly causing, even less funny knowing now that they are why my digestive tract, liver, kidneys, lungs, and blood vessels are all dysfunctional and half scar tissue from constant chemical exposure. Most people just dont get sudden obvious effects, they just end up overweight, diabetic, bad skin, or mentally unstable... the extreme stuff, well autistic and adhd are way more prone to negatives, but most will never realize the trigger due to the overwhelming commonality of synthetics in food and that the negatives take hours or days of repeat exposure to manifest the problems. But hey, if ya wanna eat food dyes go right ahead... couldnt care less about your health. Maybe eat sht while you're at it, be more nutritious than a soda.
When I was a child, super young, like ages 4 - 9. I fully thought my Mum was a stranger wearing her face as a mask and one day she'd pull off her face and reveal all along she'd been a stranger pretending to be Mum. But that was the mid 1980's and Mum had terrible mental health so her abusive personality would swing wildly from hour to hour and day to day. You'd never know what unpredictable (or violent) mood she'd be in at any moment. Even many long psych ward stays and electro shock treatment couldn't stop that old battle axe. I think that's why I thought that with my whole heart, but it was so scary not only living with her but believing she was a stranger.
That’s heart breaking. I had post partum depression and I really worried about the effect it had on my oldest daughter. It seems like nothing available at the time helped your mother
As a schizophrenic I know what you mean it must be terrible for a kid to be unleashed into the abyss of a human mind. When some or something breaks the human mind we live in an alternated reality. I was actually very lucky they call it the Alice in wonderland effect. I painted all good. And the wickedness of all lies and abuses and the filthy conspiracy of the outer world, run through you all at ones. Than future kicked in, I felt the battle over AI and all humanity hacking each other stealing your most pressured good the creation of your own words. Don't know why some called it data its probably male. I had to fight a never ending war between the uprising community of the muslims and the leftover Europeans. Actually just what happens now. Nowadays we have pills wich stop it all, just the doctors tell you to take them till you die and as the years for me it was 2 years pass by you feel your braincells die. You can't find words, you feel numb. It's just another way of being lost. Just a few are hard enough to go through the withdrawal. There I am a free mind again. What you have seen as a child I wish I could tell you, it's like 1 to 20 different minds at once that you saw in her. Once upon a time we people used to live somewhere farther away from the village, we where small communities we knew every soul. But farther away for us to be protected, when people needed guidance they came to us because we are empaths, they would listen to us and we where allowed to lead their ways. My ancestors where Celts for me it fits. Nowadays in the cities and with globalization and no one teaching us how to cope when we get hurt we get so many different strange souls who we feel, hear and see. I think that more and more people are developing that side was once called a blessing and witch the catholic church burned to the ground. Witches, murder, beating lobotomy, since a few hundreds years we are no allowed to live amongst you again. Maybe even it's just a stories from Alice im Wonderland you might understand it a little better child.
Ive seen food coloring and other petroleum waste products in food and meds cause similar shocking mood swings. Heck also saw titanium stints and cheerwine cause my grandmother to waste away... And prob similar contributed to the twice she pulled a handpew on me as a teen over going to see a girl she didnt like. Took me having health issues after a dental implant plus my kid goin nuts from red food dye.. and genetic workup to even get half a clue as to the why. Seems we arent meant to consume large quantities of polymers, metal waste, artifical oil, and coal tar waste products, go figure. Point being, might have been knowingly...but maybe not. Shts so common irs almost impossible to figure out without a lot of chemestry and medical research.
The Time Cube guy's theory feels like the result of a schizophrenic realizing that day, night, sunrise, and sunset are all occurring at the same time somewhere on Earth... 😆
So very felicitous was that Freudian slip of "Brusiness Blaze", in a long-awaited return to Epic Blaze. Also, that black knight image coming around the Earth was hilarious. Tis' but a scratch.
So, Danny writes a one-hour epic blaze, and we get a 90 minute video. Proof that 1/3 of Brain Blaze is just tangents and memes... and why we love this channel. Who else thinks NASA released that picture of a space blanket snickering to themselves "QAnon is gonna lose it with this one!"
Going through Doha airport and I cracked the sads at so many for not knowing how to queue! Theres a line, take your place and wait patiently like everyone else!! Yes we are all in a hurry but forcing your way to the front doesnt help!
43:53 Correction: Time is NOT linear. We experience it linearly but through quantum physics and relativity humans have proved it's not in fact linear. We have indeed observed particles traveling backwards in time.
6:50 It's actually in Alberta, Canada and it's called Medicine Hat. The name "Medicine Hat" is an English interpretation of Saamis (SA-MUS) - the Blackfoot word for the eagle tail feather headdress worn by the local First Nation medicine men.
The name "Medicine Hat" is an English interpretation of Saamis (SA-MUS) - the Blackfoot word for the eagle tail feather headdress worn by medicine men. 🙂🇨🇦
On wiki it says there's legends associated with it, the one about the man losing his headdress in the river is probably true but I'm loving the one about a 'creator' mer-man serpent living in the river
And also a type of pinto/paint pony that has a dark patch covering its head head and over its chest, they are believed to have special protection because the patches shield those areas from harm.
Simon, many schools have uniform policies in the United States. Private schools always had them, but now so do the public schools. For instance, I’m from New Orleans, Louisiana. Up until my junior year of high school, we wore regular street clothes to school. We had a general dress code, like no shorts, sleeveless shirts, sandals, or anything revealing or obscene basically. But then…Columbine happened in April of 1999, the end of my junior year. In my school district, they took a vote for uniforms that were taken from both the students and parents every other year and we had just voted not to wear uniforms, which was always the case. However, after Columbine, the whole state decided to adopt a uniform policy for all public schools for the upcoming school year. That meant I had to wear them for my last year of school! My whole class was seriously pissed too. Each school in every parish has a specific pattern and color scheme of uniforms for their students. They had to be purchased from certain uniform shops that had the school name and mascot embroidered on the different items. Boys wore khaki pants and a white button down shirt, and girls wore a plaid skirt with a button down white shirt with the logo on it as well. In the winter, you could only wear the certain uniform sweaters, jackets and hoodies from the same shop too. I ended up liking them because you didn’t have to worry about what to wear every day. However, they were very expensive. Shirts: $28 Pants: $40 Skirts: $70 Sweaters: :$79 Hoodies: $80 Jackets: $120 and this was back in the 1999. My senior class had a fundraiser to help students get uniforms that were unable to afford to buy them or to buy enough of the same items so they didn’t have to wash them every day or wear them repeatedly. Those that needed the help received it discreetly too. Once qualified, they received a voucher from the office to take to the uniform shop like a gift card. Seniors got out of school about a month early, and the last day, they basically run the halls making a racket and acting like fools. My class all took our uniforms off and piled them up in the courtyard and set them on fire with a sign that said “Rot in Hell Eric and Dylan, RIP CHS students!” our little act of revenge for being forced to wear them due to two Assholes who killed those poor innocent kids in Colorado and ruined everything for the rest of us! Sorry. That’s my rant/tangent to wrap up the year of 2023!
Isidor Straus, February 6, 1845 - April 15, 1912, was a German-born American Jewish businessman, politician and co-owner of Macy’s department store with his brother Nathan. He also served for just over a year as a member of the United States House of Representatives. He died with his wife, Ida, in the sinking of the passenger ship RMS Titanic.
He was offered a spot on a life boat, iirc, but he refused until all the women and children were saved. His wife also refused, she wouldn’t leave without him. They are the couple that inspired the “old couple” that cuddle on the bed in the movie
I would watch whole episodes of just tangents if Simon made them haha its not quite a podcast format neccesarily, itd just be like a one sided convo with someone i enjoy hearing speak and extrapolate about things haha
I wonder if the NK video could be a short which would be Simon saying NK over and over in different positions (like if it was cut from the original video). Not sure if this would satisfy or not.
This one took almost exactly a year to get from script to screen, and I know that some of the topics went on to be covered on Brain Blaze and on other Whistlerverse channels in the meantime.
But here’s hoping that the next Epic Blaze doesn’t take quite as long to make it to UA-cam.
In fact, fingers crossed, it should be popping up fairly soon, along with the tin opener that I lent Simon about nine years ago.
Thank you Danny, you absolute legend. The long blazes of old helped me through some tough times, keep them coming.
Thanks for your hard work!
Danny + Simon + Sam + epic length = a satisfying Sunday
my favorite UA-cam equation
Thanks Danny for your scripts, I discovered that channel with the start of the Ukraine war and since then I watch Brain Blaze daily and many videos over and over again
Now I feel a little bad about calling Simon out for calling it business blaze. Barely though
It's a testament to how many of these I've watched that I don't even blink when Simon describes a Mare as a "female sheep"
OGBB
😂😂😂
i legit just paused to see if anyone else in the comments had noticed he had mixed up mares and ewes lmao
@@gemmascupofteaam I right Peter?!?
@@CalebSpears1 ETA bruh
Simon: "I'm not going to explain it because we've already had enough asides."
Simon, literally 13 seconds later: "Americans, what's the deal with sweet potato casserole?! That reminds me of this TV show from 20 years ago. And that reminds me of when I was a child and I had kid problems. Anyway, marshmallows . . . "
And that's why I love to Blaze!!!!
Reminds me of the movie where the brit got stoned and suddenly realized the brilliance of cheeseburgers
Sweet potatoes are the best thing ever. A vegetable... that tastes like a desert
Simon going nuts over a lack of queuing systems might be the most English thing on the internet.
The british inability to form their own queues when faced with the lack of a built in system is hilarious. They just get caught in an infinite loop of quiet frustration.
That and describing himself as being driven "potty."
@@TN-rf7nt Touché.
bunch of idiots. we do this daily in Philadelphia, imagine a bar with 500 people shoved inside and there is no line to order a cocktail. You're on your own, fight to the front of the bar and figure it out. It's rough out here @@chilledpenguins8381
being American I get somewhat understand, I get so pissed off to when I'm patiently waiting in line and people cut the line or other stuff. Just wait your damn turn like everyone else XD
Medicine Hat is in Canada, thank you! And it's an interpretation of the Blackfoot word "Saamis," which refers to the eagle tail feather worn in a medicine man's headdress. Why it was called Saamis is explained in a couple of conflicting legends, so the truth of the matter may be lost to time...or at least not readily available to someone doing a 5 minute wiki dive because, yeah, Medicine Hat is an odd name, and I was curious why it was called that!.
But yeah, English speaking people showed up and went "'Saamis' is to hard to say, we need to translate it! Oh, it's the feathers used to make hats for medicine men? Well, now it's Medicine Hat!"
I totaly agree for me as a German linguistic learning english was like always thinking of the easiest expression of the word in my mind.😂
It's right up there with the grand tradition of Canadian town names like "Moosejaw" and "Salmon Arm"
@@left4twenty I've always found "Salmon Arm" the most hilarious of that style of name. Surely they noticed that couldn't be a correct translation!
Though maybe this one was done by the same smart alec who named Unnecessary Ridge and Water Bay...probably not but those are in the same province at least.
Danny does not have long scripts, Simons rants make them longer. This would be a 15 min episode without the color commentary. We love the commentary and it’s the reason why we watch. Keep up the great work all of you.❤❤❤❤
Lol, I keep forgetting what he is talking about with the tangent every couple of seconds. It might even be under 15 if he just went with a nice tight delivery. But I agree, I am here for the insanity.
This is a ploy to try to earn second portions of uncooked gruel and precious, precious lentils for the basement morlocks.
Danny could write a 19 page intro for a two page script, but Simon’s tangents would pad it out to three hours.
I see "epic blaze" I watch the whole thing many times. Gotta encourage Simon.
Exactly! I put it on loop.
Counts as a view if you download it then delete and download again.
Indeed sir
I see epic I must prepare before I hit play. And an hour and a half! Cocaine.😸
Same
That rant about the place that doesn't have queuing has made me realize that Simon is using a lot of these cold reads, especially Brain Blaze, as a form of self therapy whenever he goes on a tangent.
Agreed, but I could relate to the queueing rant... was good therapy for me too
I'm convinced that Simon consumes copious amounts of alcohol before recording these videos. I've been watching him since almost the beginning, and he was much more low key. The stories were interesting, so I kept watching him. Over the last two years or so, he's really loosened up, going off on tangents, and sometimes just babbling, and now it's fantastic. It's like just sitting around with friends drunk and/or stoned. One of my favorite channels.
Right? I was just thinking that I've definitely got to go back and watch a bunch of stuff that I missed, because one of the first videos I saw from Simon, he was saying that he didn't want to share his own political views, that wasn't something he intended to do.
This is a lot more like listening to a friend tell me about the crazy shit they found out about over the weekend, instead of getting a lecture on something I'm interested in enough to sit through it.
So I definitely like and will be watching more of evolved Simon.
It's all a conspiracy. Simon has been replaced by an imposter. He was getting too close to the truth.
I thought snow
It's Columbian Marching Powder
omg i noticed this too!!! i fucking love it as well! he’s finally comfortable with us 🥰
Jack sinking to the bottom of the ocean to get the insurance money had me in actual tears 😂 love these 👏
I figured it was combination of Rose clinginess and syphilis related feminine odor..
Sometimes, I think Danny puts in little things that he knows are gonna send Simon off the deep edge of a tangent.😂😂😂
They all do. Kevin even predicts Simons tangents pretty accurately
@@Lunch2391 agreed
Alex Jones. They should do a drunken debate.
Only sometimes?
That's why we love him
Just wait until Simon finds out that most of the world's supply of lentils is grown in Saskatchewan and Alberta right outside the city of Medicine Hat Alberta...
Simon: Hopefully people can tell that when I say someone should be killed, that I am only joking.
Simon, in the Casual Criminalist: STRAP HIM IN THE CHAIR! STRAP HIM IN THE CHAIR!
TBF he’s usually saying that after like 30 children are brutally murdered.
4:57 "we've had enough asides" 5:10 "so i'm rewatching the OC!"
"I'm British I would never confront anybody" I lost it.
Simon: oh my God Danny why are your introductions so long?
Also Simon: let me stop reading the script for 10 minutes and let me talk about why I hate pantomimes and love the OC.
This introduction was something between Pink Floyd and a TOOL song.
Such an amazing return to the beginning. The days when there was a basement with one person, then a second, a space heater named ETA, and some haggling over Simon’s cast-off kitchen scraps. From these humble beginnings, the Epic Blaze was born.
I miss eta
Bring him back.
ETA🙏💔
All hail the cult of the space heater
Man, I miss ETA. Lol Did anybody catch it when he said Business Blaze at the very beginning? Am I right Peter?
I love how these epic blazes are mostly a deep dive into Simon's descent into madness.
Canadian here. Medicine Hat is far from the strangest name for a place here. We have Dildo, Likely, Horsefly, Come By Chance, Blow Me Down, Stoner, Eyebrow, and many more.
I've been to Medicine Hat. I planned to go to Dildo (on a different trip), and send a LOT of post cards.
Moose Jaw!
Don't forget Peeapot!
Hey now...Can't forget Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump...
Oh! And Simon's already done one about the UFO incident in Shag Harbour.
We're 21 minutes in cause Simon has been on tangents for 20 minutes.
Not sure if this has been pointed out when Simon was mentioning weird town names , but Medicine Hat is a city in the southeast of Alberta, Canada and not the US. It’s also the rough English translation for the name of the headdress of the Medicine Man of the local tribe, hence the name.
As a fan of Mega Projects & Sideprojects, I'm forever grateful that the almighty algorithm has blessed me with this channel.
Watching Simon be able to let loose on silly tangents with silly memes on top has legit improved my mental health.
Evolution of Simon is crazy going back and watching old pre beard videos is like a different guy
@@JimiBerkeley I can't imagine him without the beard and thus refuse to.
@@dustypartition can't argue with that, it's like the episode of vsauce about time where Micheal shaves 😂😂
@@JimiBerkeley There is a pre-beard Simon ???? I thought he is born with it
@dustypartition if you haven’t yet, check out Decoding the Unknown and the Casual Criminalist too. More rant/tangent/ cold read Simon!
Simon, Danny, and Sam. All that and it's an Epic Blaze. If only the pacing and script slapping was in this episode and the world would be taken back to a simpler time where Russia wasn't invading Ukraine and the Middle East was tense, just not this tense. I needed this. Let the introduction wander and the tangents pepper my Sunday.
true on so many levels xD
"I believe there is some kind of correlation between unemployment and conspiracy theories"
This is one of the more genius things I've ever heard of come out of a hole in Simon's head! 🤣
Funny assumption...
Also marijuana.
Squaresoft wasn't unemployed. "A black spacecraft in orbit for 13,000 years?" That's "The Black Omen" from Chrono Trigger.
"The Black Omen" first rises in 12,000 BC, but the "present" in Chrono Trigger is 1000 AD making it exactly 13,000 years old.
Maybe add people calling in to far to many sick days (one female coworker is NUTS!)
Our replacements could not afford robots, so they hired us to replace ourselves, but then the checks bounced...
The greatest conspiracy of all is that one day we will watch Simon deep in conversation with Danny, and the camera will slowly pan around to reveal Simon looking into a mirror.
Nah, it will pan up and reveal simon is a Marionette controlled by Sam
@@sjmcc13.....controlled by UA-cam
@@sjmcc13 ...and then Sam looks up into a mirror... and it was _you_ the whole time.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that thought gave me goosebumps!!! BlazeBoi Fight Club!
who is looking into the mirror though? Simon or Danny?
I want to see a long brain blaze where instead of coffee Simon drinks some form of alcohol the entire time. Just to see the tangents
That would be great but I'd swap out alcohol for quaaludes and cocaine. The tangents would be epic!.😂
He does a shot for each tangent. I bet he passes out before he finishes.
🚨⚠️WEIRD FETISH OVER HERE⚠️🚨
Completely Blazed. With Simon and Alex Jones. 😂
Todays referee, Joe Rogan.
We'd STILL be watching....
As I've now heard Simon ask about it multiple times, I'm going to explaintge etymology behind Weston-super-Mare
It's Latin
Mare simply means "sea", super means "above"
Thus, it basically means "Weston upon the sea"
So, it's not much out of the ordinary for a british seaside town beides being Latin
You all have completely mastered the UA-cam algorithm. Nicely done.
He’s not the voice in our head that We want but the one we deserve
My favourte Belfast quote about the Titanic is, "it was grand when it left here"...
Genie: What is your wish?.
Simon: I wish to know the biggest secret.
Genie: Genies exist.
great comment
yeah, really gotta make sure to include the caveat. whats the biggest secret, that im not already aware is true.
nips this "genies exist" loophole and still leaves the door open for alien ship is stored in lincolns head on mount rushmore.
I'm making a much better wish than that
Simon:
“Balls”
The real kicker would be wishing for everyone on Earth to know the biggest secret, then just kick back and watch the world try to cope.
Finally, something I know!
Mare is a female horse. If you're into MLP you learn more than you want about horses. Adults are stallions and mares, foals are younguns, colts and fillies.
But that's irrelevant. It's a coincidence. Mare is the Latin word for sea. Super is the word for over, like über in German. The town has a Latin name. Weston-Super-Mare means "Weston above the sea." I'm assuming it's on a cliff. It's no more odd that Newcastle-Upon-Tyne or Statford-Upon-Avon.
You got the "above the sea" part. But just to add to your comment, the Weston part is Saxon for West Tun or Town in the West. So Weston-super-mare is Town in the West above the sea.
I will not tolerate the dissing of sweet potatoes and marshmallows, it is a delicious part of Thanksgiving and Europeans not knowing its deliciousness is their loss
I agree with Simon on the IKEA instructions. They perfected instructions.
I'm already excited for the Decoding the unknown episode on the balloon outside Simon's window
Danny's script is actually on like 30 minutes long, but Simon's tangents make it an hour and half.
Danny is a genius .. creating each master piece of elevator music
ever since he mentioned it, i cannot unhear him saying "length-ly" it's my own personal drinking game lol
Danny mentioned it briefly in the script, but it gets a bit overlooked: Mount Rushmore is sacred grounds to the Lakota Sioux, it was and is where they go to pray because they and many Native American tribes believe it is where their tribes were created and born by their gods. It was and is their Garden of Eden. The hills were and are called The Six Grandfathers.
42:16
As far as I can tell his cube theory is basically him trying to figure out how timezones work by himself and failing absolutely horrendously
I want to watch a channel where Simon tries all the American things he thinks are weird. Or just watching Simon travel through the US commenting on everything.
E P I C B L A Z E !
Love these occasional long ones. Never stop making videos Simon!
I love it when Simon fights with Siri 😂😂😂😂
We all want to call Siri an idiot but since she only does one comment at a time it is, frustratingly, impossible.
Unless you restart with Hey Siri.
Which I have done…
I would like to see Simon look at more conspiracy theories. This video has been hilarious.
There is brain damage that can cause you to think those around you are replaced. One man suffered a head injury that removed his brain's ability to connect emotions to visual stimuli. He would see his parents but not feel the emotional connection to them that he should and he would swear that they were imposters. One way they tried to work around it was by giving him a call. His brain still connected emotions to sound. His parents would call him so he could hear their voice and connect to it and then enter the room while still talking to him over the phone so his brain would be prepared to except that they were his parents.
Tbh, all of Simons rants are perfect themselves as Brain Blaze content. Also, ADHD/ADD equals zero concept of time. Like, we know it passes, but without a clock we'd have zero idea what time it is and any plans we make for our days are wholly unrealistic to even accomplish, purely because we consistently underestimate the amount of time it will take, because we have no concept of time whatso ever. Strangely enough we can still get stressed out.
Is Simon adhd?
Aaaaaaah time blindness... fun times.
@@jackoh991he has never said it that I know of, but I’ve heard a lot of his videos and it seems like he has described having several of the common symptoms.
“I’ll do it tomorrow.” Yep, no way I’m actually doing it tomorrow. I going to completely forget about it. Time can pass by so fast and stupid slow. It’s irritating
@@AreUmygrandson yes I get you. I winder if he has been tested
The best part about Simon not knowing what Sam does is that Sam can make edits that Simon does see.
My fav is the Squidward walking noise when Simon gets up and walks away. 😂
I love that simon smashes all conspiracy theories right out the gate, but still have a healthy fear of government power so much so that he won’t release a video about government corruption. And also if he were granted one wish he would want to know “the secret”! I see you Simon!
Titanic had a coal fire possibly damaging the hull. They wanted to evaluate the rivets and determine if any correlation was measurable in the steel as the seam has opened up below the water line.
We could ask OceanGate to grab one while they're down there picking up the biological confetti.
Interestingly there is a theory that one of the things that kept the Titanic afloat for as long as it did was the fire. Because of the fire they'd moved a lot of coal from the affected bunkers on the starboard side to the port side of the ship. When the water flooded in from the breached hull it is proposed that the weight of the extra coal helped to keep the ship level, rather than listing hard to starboard and then capsizing as you might expect with a wound in just one side.
Because she did not list to any great extent Murdoch and Lightoller were able to coordinate lifeboat launches from both sides of the ship. Compare that to the Costa Concordia where it became impossible fairly early on to launch boats from the port side.
Simon is the kind of person who would realize his kids were replaced by robots, but would take care of his new kids anyway.
OGBB standing Simon: I hate having to stand up for the whole epic blaze
Today Simon: I hate having to sit down for the whole epic blaze.
Welcome to ADHD Land
With all these challengers to the throne, Danny delivers a classic epic Blaze to assert his supremacy. 💪🏼
An Airplane dumps $59,960 of CO2 into the atmosphere
I really wish I could get All Gores $288 of CO2 out of $4.99 of gasoline (p.s. dont use chemical balancing, combustion turns the bulk of gas and air to heat,Kinetic energy with a drop in oxygen and trace HC in shoved through a ECB to prevent any oxidation of soot into CARBON MONOXIDE with ECB and muffler braking down exhaust to Nitrogen, and water with HC trapped in ECB filter
Think its called " Car vs truck vs leaf blowee" Edmund's hear on youtube that shows emmision test showing no CO2 is emmited from combustionand is utter bullshit
Actually Before ECBs that caught hydrocarbons and roof in a filter preventing oxygen, a Catalytic Confers used to take the Oxidized Carbon DIOXIDE and converted it to CO2 as a filtration process which doesnt exist on majority of post 1994 Cars as they weren't as clean.....CO2 just doest pop out of combustion as claimed
"Learn the words." Lord Vetinari, regarding mimes. Medicine Hat is in southern Alberta, Canada.
Ill binge watch your channels for 8 + hours at work tomorrow guy.
Merry Christmas.
This may very well be the best Business Blaze (yes, I am too old to have noticed the name change) episode to date. But damn it Simon, it's been years. Fix your bloody light.
Pretty sure I heard Simon say Business Blaze within the first minute or so of the episode. Was actually a bit surprised Sam didn't bring attention to it like he has in the past
OGBB!!!!!
Keeping track of the things that sidetrack Simon is hilarious. I can now add “lentils” to that list
Its always a great day when theres a brain blaze let alone an Epic Blaze. Great work as always.
your editor is incredible and deserves a raise. also simon "yum yum yum yum yUM YUM YUM" lmfaoooooooooo i love this channel
Hey hunni America uses different methods to wash their eggs, some of the things they use are soaps, enzymes and Chlorine, to control salmonella, and to kill potentially fatal bacteria that can cling to eggs.
I found this out when my sons friend visited us from the US and couldn't believe how much nicer out eggs over here taste, as he doesn't eat eggs back home.
I even got him to try duck and quail eggs as he had never had them before. He eat so many eggs while he was here that I had to ration them.
1:12:47 Simon giving his best "psychopath who is about to go on a spree killing" impression.
Very nicely done Simon, easily 8/10.
Just gotta give a huge shoutout to Simon, my 10 month year old will sit and listen to any video of yours. Now I’m saved from Ms. Rachel on repeat
you could just raise your child ?
@@frankfontaineofficialSimon should raise all children
@@frankfontaineofficialthere is no "just raising kids" but I see what you mean lol
@@dimadobrik4516 yeah there is. You either want to parent or dont. i have 3 kids and ipads are banned in my household. If you allow it, your a terrible lazy parent & you should have your kids took away from you for their own sake.
@@frankfontaineofficial what I was trying to say was that parenting is always a burden, but I see it the same way. Should have used a rubber if you weren't ready to put in the work
This is likely my favourite UA-cam channel of all. Every day I search for new videos, I love it so much
Mate this editor is well lit. I need one like that myself.
Simon, at the begging of the video, you referenced how schizophrenia feels. WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE UNIMAGINABLE TERROR IS FUGGING SPOT ON. Believe me, I KNOW. (check the comments on your schizophrenia video from a few months ago for more from me on personal experience in this regard.) But one bit, you ARE born with it. It just sleeps in your body until either around age 25 or a traumatic event. My trauma hit at age 9. I have been BATSH!T insane since.
"check the comments on your schizophrenia video from a few months ago." I'm sure there's only, like, 5 comments there, so finding your specific comment won't be a problem at all.
Hmm. Avoid food dyes, artificial flavoring and preservatives. Also anything with poly, propylene glycol, and ethylene glycols. Maybe test genetics. Things like titanium implants and titanium dioxide arent great either. Caramel color, natural caffeine, and additive free nicotine is usually fine. My grandma, mom, me, and my kid are all hypersensitive with different reactions and sensitivity levels.. took me forever to figure out after years of medical and chemistry study.. and killed my grandma via wasting. Red food dye alone makes my kid go from huge vocabulary to non verbal head slamming and violent, usually major migraine. One point i was hallucinating and having nightly sleep paralysis, paranoia, and all sorta medical and mental issues. Even inhalers and too much tylenol is a problem.
Fixed my diet, switched to all natural pipe tobacco, quit soda for bout 4 pots coffee a day some days.. and all went away. Also avoid vapes and synthetic meds/mary j. And yea if youre sensitive then those psyche meds trigger what theyre suppose to suppress. Hell most meds.
@@ThirtytwoJSounds like something that someone who was off their meds would say....
@@jonnydarkfang2816 funny, cause when i threw out all the seizure and antidepressant meds i'd been forced on while misdiagnosed during the opioid hysteria... well that's when the auditory hallucinations and sleep paralysis stopped. Was my kids behavior issues being set off by food dyes that actually helped me get to the bottom of it. But please, go on poisoning yourself with petroleum derived chemicals that the US gov swears are safe while simultaneously blocking all studies on them.. Europe got it right tho, all banned. Was bad enough realizing i'd been punishing my kid for behavior issues his diet was directly causing, even less funny knowing now that they are why my digestive tract, liver, kidneys, lungs, and blood vessels are all dysfunctional and half scar tissue from constant chemical exposure. Most people just dont get sudden obvious effects, they just end up overweight, diabetic, bad skin, or mentally unstable... the extreme stuff, well autistic and adhd are way more prone to negatives, but most will never realize the trigger due to the overwhelming commonality of synthetics in food and that the negatives take hours or days of repeat exposure to manifest the problems.
But hey, if ya wanna eat food dyes go right ahead... couldnt care less about your health. Maybe eat sht while you're at it, be more nutritious than a soda.
When I was a child, super young, like ages 4 - 9. I fully thought my Mum was a stranger wearing her face as a mask and one day she'd pull off her face and reveal all along she'd been a stranger pretending to be Mum. But that was the mid 1980's and Mum had terrible mental health so her abusive personality would swing wildly from hour to hour and day to day. You'd never know what unpredictable (or violent) mood she'd be in at any moment. Even many long psych ward stays and electro shock treatment couldn't stop that old battle axe. I think that's why I thought that with my whole heart, but it was so scary not only living with her but believing she was a stranger.
That’s heart breaking. I had post partum depression and I really worried about the effect it had on my oldest daughter. It seems like nothing available at the time helped your mother
As a schizophrenic I know what you mean it must be terrible for a kid to be unleashed into the abyss of a human mind. When some or something breaks the human mind we live in an alternated reality. I was actually very lucky they call it the Alice in wonderland effect. I painted all good. And the wickedness of all lies and abuses and the filthy conspiracy of the outer world, run through you all at ones. Than future kicked in, I felt the battle over AI and all humanity hacking each other stealing your most pressured good the creation of your own words. Don't know why some called it data its probably male. I had to fight a never ending war between the uprising community of the muslims and the leftover Europeans. Actually just what happens now. Nowadays we have pills wich stop it all, just the doctors tell you to take them till you die and as the years for me it was 2 years pass by you feel your braincells die. You can't find words, you feel numb. It's just another way of being lost. Just a few are hard enough to go through the withdrawal. There I am a free mind again. What you have seen as a child I wish I could tell you, it's like 1 to 20 different minds at once that you saw in her. Once upon a time we people used to live somewhere farther away from the village, we where small communities we knew every soul. But farther away for us to be protected, when people needed guidance they came to us because we are empaths, they would listen to us and we where allowed to lead their ways. My ancestors where Celts for me it fits. Nowadays in the cities and with globalization and no one teaching us how to cope when we get hurt we get so many different strange souls who we feel, hear and see. I think that more and more people are developing that side was once called a blessing and witch the catholic church burned to the ground. Witches, murder, beating lobotomy, since a few hundreds years we are no allowed to live amongst you again. Maybe even it's just a stories from Alice im Wonderland you might understand it a little better child.
Ive seen food coloring and other petroleum waste products in food and meds cause similar shocking mood swings. Heck also saw titanium stints and cheerwine cause my grandmother to waste away... And prob similar contributed to the twice she pulled a handpew on me as a teen over going to see a girl she didnt like. Took me having health issues after a dental implant plus my kid goin nuts from red food dye.. and genetic workup to even get half a clue as to the why. Seems we arent meant to consume large quantities of polymers, metal waste, artifical oil, and coal tar waste products, go figure.
Point being, might have been knowingly...but maybe not. Shts so common irs almost impossible to figure out without a lot of chemestry and medical research.
The Time Cube guy's theory feels like the result of a schizophrenic realizing that day, night, sunrise, and sunset are all occurring at the same time somewhere on Earth... 😆
That's what I took from that as well.
I was half expecting an all-intro video with a half-written conspiracy theory at the end. Thank you Simon, Danny, and Sam! I needed this now ❤
"Theres an oven in the garden because it was too big to fit in the car..." I feel SEEN!
Thanks for bringing up the OC.. Now I have the theme/intro song stuck in my head
Thank you. I struggle with depression and I know you can always crack me up and inform me at the same time.
So very felicitous was that Freudian slip of "Brusiness Blaze", in a long-awaited return to Epic Blaze. Also, that black knight image coming around the Earth was hilarious. Tis' but a scratch.
Brizznus brah
So, Danny writes a one-hour epic blaze, and we get a 90 minute video. Proof that 1/3 of Brain Blaze is just tangents and memes... and why we love this channel.
Who else thinks NASA released that picture of a space blanket snickering to themselves "QAnon is gonna lose it with this one!"
My brain isn't tiny....it just needs a few new spark plugs.
Going through Doha airport and I cracked the sads at so many for not knowing how to queue! Theres a line, take your place and wait patiently like everyone else!! Yes we are all in a hurry but forcing your way to the front doesnt help!
I needed an epic blaze right now so badly
Thank you Danny and thank you Simon and thank you Sam!
that anecdote about your daughter asking about time was adorable ❤
Wait, wtf happened to the balloon?! Anyway, you're spoiling us man. Long Casual Criminalist, an Epic blaze. I could get used to this man.
43:53 Correction: Time is NOT linear. We experience it linearly but through quantum physics and relativity humans have proved it's not in fact linear. We have indeed observed particles traveling backwards in time.
I love that this is only an epic blaze because Simon's tangent game was unstoppable
Thank you Simon for once realizing that long intros happen because of your tangents.
Got to love an epic blaze. Thank you, Whistle, Danny, and the true legend that is Sam
The Blaze Trio AND a Epic Blaze?! Just need Simon slapping scripts and throwing plants and it’s like the OGBB days 🥲
6:50 It's actually in Alberta, Canada and it's called Medicine Hat. The name "Medicine Hat" is an English interpretation of Saamis (SA-MUS) - the Blackfoot word for the eagle tail feather headdress worn by the local First Nation medicine men.
the rant about the non-existant queues at Paul hit me hard, being an english man in Prague a well, i share in Simons frustration.
I have that same problem of remembering details from conversations and concepts from 10 - 25 years ago, and people find it very odd.
The name "Medicine Hat" is an English interpretation of Saamis (SA-MUS) - the Blackfoot word for the eagle tail feather headdress worn by medicine men. 🙂🇨🇦
On wiki it says there's legends associated with it, the one about the man losing his headdress in the river is probably true but I'm loving the one about a 'creator' mer-man serpent living in the river
Hello my fellow Hatter.Theres dozens of us on here. DOZENS!
And also a type of pinto/paint pony that has a dark patch covering its head head and over its chest, they are believed to have special protection because the patches shield those areas from harm.
Me: watches this
My mom: "he sure does love to talk"
And i think that should be simon's new company motto
Hah! A mare is a female horse Simon, a female sheep is an ewe.... The more you know..... 😁 Thanks for another great video Simon (and Danny)!
Simon, many schools have uniform policies in the United States. Private schools always had them, but now so do the public schools. For instance, I’m from New Orleans, Louisiana. Up until my junior year of high school, we wore regular street clothes to school. We had a general dress code, like no shorts, sleeveless shirts, sandals, or anything revealing or obscene basically. But then…Columbine happened in April of 1999, the end of my junior year. In my school district, they took a vote for uniforms that were taken from both the students and parents every other year and we had just voted not to wear uniforms, which was always the case. However, after Columbine, the whole state decided to adopt a uniform policy for all public schools for the upcoming school year. That meant I had to wear them for my last year of school! My whole class was seriously pissed too. Each school in every parish has a specific pattern and color scheme of uniforms for their students. They had to be purchased from certain uniform shops that had the school name and mascot embroidered on the different items. Boys wore khaki pants and a white button down shirt, and girls wore a plaid skirt with a button down white shirt with the logo on it as well. In the winter, you could only wear the certain uniform sweaters, jackets and hoodies from the same shop too. I ended up liking them because you didn’t have to worry about what to wear every day. However, they were very expensive. Shirts: $28 Pants: $40 Skirts: $70 Sweaters: :$79 Hoodies: $80 Jackets: $120 and this was back in the 1999. My senior class had a fundraiser to help students get uniforms that were unable to afford to buy them or to buy enough of the same items so they didn’t have to wash them every day or wear them repeatedly. Those that needed the help received it discreetly too. Once qualified, they received a voucher from the office to take to the uniform shop like a gift card. Seniors got out of school about a month early, and the last day, they basically run the halls making a racket and acting like fools. My class all took our uniforms off and piled them up in the courtyard and set them on fire with a sign that said “Rot in Hell Eric and Dylan, RIP CHS students!” our little act of revenge for being forced to wear them due to two Assholes who killed those poor innocent kids in Colorado and ruined everything for the rest of us!
Sorry. That’s my rant/tangent to wrap up the year of 2023!
your comment on forgetting history is fascinating & very deep. right on simon!
I miss the good old days of Simon accidentally saying "Business Blaze" then ranting about how he keeps forgetting the name change.
Isidor Straus, February 6, 1845 - April 15, 1912, was a German-born American Jewish businessman, politician and co-owner of Macy’s department store with his brother Nathan. He also served for just over a year as a member of the United States House of Representatives. He died with his wife, Ida, in the sinking of the passenger ship RMS Titanic.
He was offered a spot on a life boat, iirc, but he refused until all the women and children were saved. His wife also refused, she wouldn’t leave without him. They are the couple that inspired the “old couple” that cuddle on the bed in the movie
@@UnicornsPoopRainbowsawwe that’s so sweet, yet so sad at the same time
It's Sunday, so I'm gonna just consider Brain Blaze a form of "Church."
O yes lets have the commun basement fungus and break in to fact boys wine cover ❤❤❤
The sermon of Simon
We are Simon.
Amen
We must silence the infidels.
I would watch whole episodes of just tangents if Simon made them haha its not quite a podcast format neccesarily, itd just be like a one sided convo with someone i enjoy hearing speak and extrapolate about things haha
It might have been long, but that was a damn good show!
Thank you Danny for providing epic tangent material! Please keep up the great work.
I saw Epic Blaze in the title and clicked faster than the speed of thought. It was raw instinct. A basic, primal urge. I could not resist.
Gotta love an Epic Blaze and yes fact boy we want more long introductions and love the random tangents
I wonder if the NK video could be a short which would be Simon saying NK over and over in different positions (like if it was cut from the original video). Not sure if this would satisfy or not.
Heading SW talk about my nearby Pine Barrens is funny. I want to go find Ong’s Hat now.