The Dank Express
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- Опубліковано 30 кві 2017
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Movie: The Polar Express (2004)
Music: Initial D - Deja Vu
Outro: Sunbeam - Outside World (DJ ChlpStyler Remix)
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Bet
Aight
MineTronic tbh This is better
My God you're so close to 100k! Congratulations, you was and will be my favourite YT channel!
@@user-lo8mo8qo2q Thank you :)
This has transcended shitpost status to literal unironic art
Lol
fr
damn it's pc and Mac advisor guy thiojoe
Wait what
Hello there.
If this is in your recommended, youre a main character in history
Well thank you, i feel honored
Yes
Thx 😊 I just watch memes they make my dAy
So im a main Character
Thank you
I miss these days of the internet. Gone, but never forgotten
Author, Madame
This wasn't the golden age of memes, it's the platinum age.
nah
*this is the diamond age of memes*
nah
Its the OMEGA age of MEMES. I saw this when it came out as a kid every day, and couldnt breath every time i saw it XD
Nah
*ITS THE UNIVERSAL AGE OF MEMES*
Nah
It’s the MULTIVERSAL AGE OF MEMES
Nah
IITS THE TIATANIUM AGE OF MEMES
Mom: the internet is a dangerous place!
The internet:
I saw this meme not long ago
ua-cam.com/video/3z4ghS1nZbk/v-deo.html my stupid friend
This is the most likes I have ever received
It's dangerous for my ears.
shitpost status
People:"dreaming about their crush"
My dream:
XD
#relatable
"Shut up Girlfriend, I just want to be happy"
-Random Guy I guess
literally had this same thing happen to me last night, had a dream about learning how to drive a car (I'm 15) and suddenly I was somehow drifting a mercedes...
Good one
I watched this when it came out in 2017, and I come back to it every now and then. This was the golden age of memes, and I want nothing less. The amount of DANK memes in thus video is top notch. Farewell for a time, until I come back to this video.
5 likes and no replies? let me fix that
I join the homie squad as well.
Bro i watch dis when 2015🤨🧏🤨🧏🤨🧏🤨🧏🤨🧏🤨
This is a certified hood classic
2 likes and no replies? let me fix that
Person: “Hey what’s your favorite Christmas movie?”
Me: “it’s complicated”
My favorite Christmas movie is die hard
Rapcitti street kids believe in santa is mine
Yeehhhh😂👌
Never heard of that movie before? Is it recent or old?
@@darkotazy Old...
The Polar Express was an off-roader, it was too advanced for its time. It remains an underappreciated steam engine to this day.
It was a magic train. That's why no-name dude was able to stand on it. You couldn't do that irl.
@@bandoned11 no name dude 😂😂
It had a flux thing from BTTF
@@tankunicorn134 my brother says it's a flux capacitor and it can "teleport" you anywhere in the world.
@@bandoned11 yea sorry I forgot the name
I miss laughing at things because I was too confused to care wtf was happening. This is a shining example.
I watch this every Christmas as a tradition 😂
Was just gonna comment that lol
@@doitforacookielol same
You guys too?
Basically, Shitpost back then.
It was... it truly was
mlg and dank memes were the peak
its all a downhill fom there
yes
These memes are only dead for those who weren't around during this golden age of memes.
I just realized how epic this scene is even 16 years later
the motorman is a fucking madman
17
Yeah that was quite funny of the skeleton blowing a horn that was four times
I cant believe its been that long, the animation and motion capture still holds up today
@@user-ko5kk9ud8k conducted or the driver?
it's insane how much internet humor has changed in 5-6 years man
well it has happened again, and I'm a part of it.(Watching other videos)
Whos here from 2024🎉
Me
Me, and this is a throwback
me too
Me
Isn’t this weird that we all responded on the same day?
That engineer sure has some skills, driving a train out of the tracks is insane
That is driver but he could be an engineer
Juan Out of the frozen lake TO the tracks
yes
Imagine being the last cart😳
I know!!!
"All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!"
The train:
No shit
copied
@@joshli7241 Nah the person who posted the other one had copied this cause it's a month ago and the other was a week ago
Oh shit here we go again
This is the only meme that you can't say *CoPiEd* about it
6 years later... and still one of the funniest videos on the internet
From the Golden days of the internet
i can feel the nostalgia coming in already
3 likes and no replies? let me fix that
The Polar Express - Directed by Michael Bay.
Marshal6000 The DANK Express - Directed by Micheal Bay
Marshal6000 Starring Fujiwara Takumi as Train Conductor
I remember watching that... Twice.
That scene was never in it.
coming in 2420
Marshal6000 no by Michael dank
This entire movie scene is such a giant throbbing middle finger to science, and I love it.
Bollywood as a whole is fisting science deep in the butt too
No replies?
@@youngboy9102 no bitches?
@@youngboy9102 :'(
Just yeah makes so much sense. because First of all that is a magic Bald Win and it should be heavy enough to break the ice immediately as it got on it. Also that’s probably why it’s my favorite scene in the movie AND don’t get me started on that Wheelslip those wheels should of exploded right of the engine or the engine itself should of exploded and revealed what’s inside that big boiler so you are very much right.
"So, you coming?" - Conductor Hawk
1 like and no replies? let me fix that
Y E S
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this film should be used in school to describe and illustrate all the film techniques out there
“How to drive a train”
Google: Describes the process of how someone drives a train
Bing:
Yup
At least it does the job
@Flamingo ` Not really...
Amazon Prime Video:
@@seb99342 lol
Me: I'm failling my chemistry so far, let's study
Also me:
Dude, same life, just a different household.
Well you could consider this...physics revision...
@@spy4307 oh I wish
Gen Alpha Kids: This is Cringe
Gen Z: NO, YALL ARE CRINGE, THIS IS ART!
Fuckin true
TRUEE they’ll never understand the golden age of memes
Every few months I go through the cycle of remembering, rewatching, and forgetting this masterpiece exists
Historian: so tell us about when you were a kid, what was culture in the 2010s?
80 year old me:
lol
@@nik7836 0:44
@@professionalprocrastinator980 haha
Define nostalgia
@@GreatNorthernOfficialChannel
N. U
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Friends from distant lands, we are assembled once more to pay homage to this ageless masterpiece.
I am watching this from 2017 to 2022.
yes.
We’re all based af
Amen
this will be something I will always love considering I love the polar express movie and the dank express is just amazing and the memes and especially the music is just perfect for this scene
1:18 i can't stop laughing at this 😂😂😂
Ahhhh the yearly retreat to the dank express for Christmas and it’s as beautiful as I remember
0:44
"It's time to stop!"
**proceeds to moves the wheels forward**
I literally died at that part
Well the train's wheels did stop for 1 milisecond xD
N O
My childhood just got a million times danker
Same
Yup same here!
Damn you rotten teenagers
Right
6 years later I think it's safe to say this is still a certified hood classic 😎
A timeless Christmas classic
Now that it’s 2020, I’m declaring this nostalgic.
Agreed
Sike
@@Zalidia THATS THE WRONG NUMBER
@@seanp7517 oooOOoooOOOH
@@Zalidia memes are not dead
Morgz channel is dead😎
*Sitting in the Bus and laughing like a idiot while everybody is looking to me*
I think I was in the bus too. Have you brown/black hair?😂
Me too lol
when your friends don’t understand your need for eurobeat
Kansei dorifto!!!!!!
My first response to this video was WTF! LMFAO! LOL.🤣
Sitting on my bed during a party crying my but of. #relatable.
I miss these days. Now memes last for a week and are not so funny, but back in the golden age timeless classics like this would be made and are still hilarious to this day.
Ah yes.
A timeless masterpiece.
1935: “I bet there will be flying cars”
2018:
*2017
There is a flying car
A drifting train?
*2020
There are sliding trains dude..
This is why I lost WW2
Fuck
How are you still alive then and here is proof... how did you comment this becuz the world war 2 there where no mobile phone and there was not youtube in world war 2 so
adolf Hitler=illuminati comfirmed
You lost but you didn't actually commit sudicide
I fukin hate you but atleast you subbed to poodsw
@@2numbernines get r/woooshed baby
Christmas 2023 and this is still a masterpiece
This was when I finally discovered memes. My brother showed me this before and it’s still gold 😅
2017: Meme
2019: *How To Drift With Train*
alan killer1250 lol
Looooool
alan killer1250 facts
Xdd
no just no
these are some old school memes
never forget your roots gamers
*Never forget..*
*”mlg memories flooding back”..*
Il never forget them
To quote mandalorian
This is the way
Yes'ir
* MLGs flooding In my head and causing nostalgia *
Finally, after a few years, I finally found again and I will never lose this epic video forever.
I love love, love, love, love love love love love love love love love this meme. Thank you for making this. I love this.
Still a timeless masterpiece. This must be studied by future meme makers to come.
True cinema. 10/10
Ok
@@MemeSFX you’re gay
Yes Master goli, sir.
Noot noot
this is the pinnacle of all memes...
Teacher: every dream has a meaning.
My dreams:
Pretty cool dream ngl
Teacher: Except for that one.
Your dreams definitely have a meaning it means that you'll be a conductor one day and drive the dank express
@@controlledby4865
Epic.
I'm so tired of that joke
I wish the entire movie was edited like this
This was the peak of memes, no other ages memes were better than this, I remember showing this to everyone at school and this entire video just brings back such vivid childhood memories
Nobody:
UA-cam at 3am: Dank Express
???
Boi
???
Like 👍
Nice cat pic
03:19
666 likes wow
Can we just appreciate that this exists
Captain rex its an honor
DE-JA-VU
Yes
The best meme in all history!
I’m so confused...
I like how you used Thomas the tank engines face for the train 🚂 good job 👍 good 👍
Watching this ONE WEEK AWAY FROM CHRISTMAS it has been the best nostalgic thing i ever done this year, Thank you
All memes aside, this movie is nostalgic as f**k.
I watched the whole movie its good and sad :D
Yes the movie is great
This guy got the top comment wtf 😭
Whats the movies name?
@@fizzlevel polar express.
My mom: _Why do you want to be a conductor?_
Me: *shows this video*
Mom: SEND THIS MAN TO A CONDUCTING SCHOOL OR SOME SHIT!! MY BOY GOT DREAMS!!!!!
Lal
Well yes you should
Yee no
To hit the fattest dab on a drifing locomotive? sure go ahead.
That conductor must have a PhD in Astrophysics
Nah h got a PhD in drifting
This is a meme time capsule
This is a relic for all the future generations to look back on
I'm so glad this was in my recommendations
Lol same
FangirlMadness meet tooo
LOL same
YEAH SAME
FangirlMadness same
*"it is time to stop"*- said no one after watching this 45 times
Not even DIO the road roller wanted this to stop
When I was in I think the 6th grade I was part of the robotics club and towards the end of the year after our competitions, we had a party. One kid I noticed had a hard drive on his lanyard and I asked him why. He immediately gave the most devilish smile and said “oh, you wanna see?” He plugs it into one of the rooms computers, at this point like all 8 of us were crowding around him. Turns out it was just dozens and dozens of memes. This was the first one he put on and as a room of middle schoolers with no teacher supervision we lost our utter shit. Thanks for becoming a core memory
This is certified hood classic
For those who say that this isn’t funny remember, this was made in 2017 and videos like these were GOLD and funny as hell so don’t say it’s not funny you toddlers
Yes!,!!!
Still is
Still funny af
I see the video as a cool video rather than funny, even when I first watched it, and I still watch it to this day.
y e s
Wonderful
I wish you I will rate 420/420!
Jim Guy shit the original name
Jim Guy it's perfect. isn't?
Jim Guy ikr
Jim Guy Iam youre 420 like
Ayyyyyy
Man this was a masterpiece and this never gets old😊
Memes aside, that engineer has some major skills.
1. Navigating a derailed train, turning it around.
2. Driving a derailed train on an actively breaking ice lake
3. DRIFTED a derailed train controlled solely by levers, on an actively breaking ice lake.
Legendary
We need a modern version
my comment for 451 likes
@@kacperokruszko4377 stop flexing yo nooble arms before I flex my body builder arms
This comment needs more likes
Yes
This is modern tho...
“ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!”
😂
Gta reference
Cj:Big smoke, Tell me, how the fuck should i follow a drifting train
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DRIFTING TRAIN
@@Twistedm1ndset I thought it was minecraft
This scene makes railroaders question the meaning of life... But that's part of what makes it a meme to me. The other memes just add in such a nice laughingstocks worth of memes to make the ultimate meme, or one of many.
I swear we need a full movie. The Polar extreme or like The Polar memes or like The Memes express or something cause geezus this would be funny as hell and just the best thing I've seen
It runs on memes and weed
Lol so that's weird
Zane's weird?
I new it!
It burns Lots of memes printed onto logs, and boils liquified Weed
DANATRON 101 they're trying to get to Snoop's place for more weed and memes
DANATRON 101 don't forget the most important part! Doritos and Mountain Dew.
"Dad can we watch Polar Express this Christmas?"
"Hold my beer son, I've a better version:"
That will be me as a father
@Zach Evard San Miguel NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REALLLY???
Honestly, memes back then, including this, are just fantastic lol, as opposed to the newer ones. Great job on dis one! :D
Had to revisit after seeing someone reanimate this scene in SFM, still a masterpiece.
Wow... This was more than just a random video filled with memes, this was an experience.
:)
1Up Gamer
Download it OFC
now in theaters
Carlos Flare shut yo sensitive ass up
Hleghe *never mind I just cried
1900- Flying cars will be there
2019- DaNk vEhIcLes
Hello fellow big chungus
Dead meme
biggggggggg chungus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
1900- Ever heard of gta online
that's what she said
What gets me is the blunt as the smoke stack😂😂😂
Simply a masterpiece
2015 : Classic meme
2016 : Dank Meme
2019 : DANK EXPRESS
2020 : Dank Idk
Dank r34
Sapateiro Valentin oh hell naw
@Aaron Huyen sorry m8
AND FOLLOW DAMN TRAIN CJ!
Joooooo slovak cs
Friend: last night I dreamed that i went out with my crush!
My dreams:
Qwñrryhk🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Same bro 🤣🤣
I dream of slaughtering millions
DAEJA VOOOO
I finally found this masterpiece of memes in 6yrs omfg
This made me laugh all the time... miss this age of the memes.
Sadly, Dat Boi died. He was riding beside the train, but he wasn't seen after when the train escapes.
Litning Makween he probably drowned when the ice broke.... R.I.P. Dat boi
Atleast big smoke is alive...but still ;( we will miss dat boi
Litning Makween *KERCHOO*
And at least Thomas is alive too. RIP Dat Boi
Dat bot is a frog He survived
Litning Makween he ride to home he ride to home😢
I wonder what the other kids were thinking in this scene.
I thought the same thing
They are probably like
WTF WHAT IS HAPPENING🤯🤯🤯🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯😳😣😣😟😫😩😭😨😨😓😨😨😱😱
@@MisterYEET5766 *Cum* 😫 Xd nevermind this was actualy good vid the DANK MEME EXPRESS 👌
@@MisterYEET5766 what
NANI?! KANSEI DORIFTO?!
What people Don't know is this is the top meme of the North Pole. Santa loves it.
watched this shit 6 years ago and it still lives in my head rent-free
Same
The internet: Here’s a good polar express meme
Me an Intellectual: They’re going off the rails on a crazy train
Ah, i see you're a metalhead of culture as well
What makes you say that?
Also if that’s a compliment then thank you
@@jadentheprinceofdarkness4824 Isn't it a reference to Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne? I wrote it for that reason bruv
Fair point
Yes it’s by Ozzy
Ah I see ur a man of culture aswell
This will be the only movie we see Tom Hanks dabing over a train drifting in ice
XD IKR
@@robertchapman2174 to
@@robertchapman2174 go
The fact this still appears in my recommended list every now and then tells me that I still haven't changed all that much.
This is the best meme from 2017
*this is what i called.....*
*-ART-*
#SoTrue
ok
Call*
-THIS IS NOT ART-
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This film was soooo ahead of its time. Developers and animators did a great job.
True, we watch this movie every X-Mas, looking very forward for this year's one 😁
@@_Jac0bs_ same just like Rudolph as well the stop motion version that animation was way ahead of it's time too
@@_Jac0bs_SAME
Used to watch this all the time nostalgia
this scene must get an oscar
This video sums up an entire generation of memes. We'll never forget Dank and MLG
Yes
Agreed
Pathetic
this, absolutely, the golden age of memes
I have lived a good life,knowing I watched this video
:D
THE BROTHERHOOD OF SALT
aszta
No Kidding! ^-^
I had one knowing I'd lover it!
is it a ytp or mlg
I miss watching these memes when I was younger, it’s so nostalgic now