On the fourth day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me: Four emergency surgeries Three kicks to the head Two broken ribs And a broken arm in a cast sling!
On the fifth day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me: Five bullet wounds Four emergency surgeries Three kicks to the head Two broken ribs And a broken arm in a cast sling!
On the sixth day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me: Six cuts-a-bleeding Five bullet wounds Four emergency surgeries Three kicks to the head Two broken ribs And a broken arm in a cast sling!
I like to think Cloaker and Bulldozer are best buddies, kinda like a small and big dog dynamic where Cloaker is an actual menace and Bulldozer is a sweetheart when off duty. That being said I would love to see Bulldozer do one of these "behind the scenes" videos or whatever you want to call them... Either way Merry Christmas to all, and to all and to all a great heist!
I love the idea of the Bulldozer being a nice, normal dude until he suits up. Imagine all the other cops seeing him go from that to “MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER!!!”
Well, the cloaker is the most honest out of the others. Because he says how he feels about it. A good way to vent off the stress. Edit: HOLY SHIT, Thanks for the 180 likes 👍
@@appsmasher7932 The shield is just delusional. Screaming "DO YOU UNDERSTAND BULLETPROOF?!" when you have a glass panel that's easy to destroy in the middle of your only method of defense is not very smart.
I like to imagine every SWAT special unit you fight is the same person everytime and everytime they die, they just pass out from blood loss and after the heist is over they wake up angry
You know PAYDAY 3 is going to have the same legacy as PAYDAY 2 when they even make a new Christmas song. Sick Job! This actually gave me Christmas spirit! (I'm crying in whululu)
Hope my list of F word for OVK when they said they will stop update the game now will not be used. Have a nice holiday, stay comfy, have good rest for all day and all night, and hope your game will not die❤
I bet he didn't even get close to touching any of them. He was probably just fantasising about what he would he would have done if he didn't get shot out of the air....
Gonna read this to my kids on Christmas one day. Truly heartwarming
Swearing and ranting included...
@@xpanzerstorm2504 Is there any other way?
You're not gonna kick em are you?
@@TheRedMage01 No, it needs to be authentic.
I'll fact check this in around 4-6 years later
the cloaker ranting and screaming is exactly what i think he does after work and the gang gets away
“merry fucking christmas”
imagine Cloaker as Santa and you catch him placing the presents under the Christmas tree bro your dead 😂
That would be hilarious 😂
You see him at midnight, dolololololollooo
@@_ghostly_ oh no. He finna jump everyone
"Oh, you saw your presents, did you?"
Dropkicks you into the wall and starts wailing on you: "Here! You want some more?!"
@@Lazerlight1212 that’s valid 😂
On the first day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me:
A broken arm in a cast sling!
On the second day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me:
Two broken ribs
And a broken arm in a cast sling!
On the third day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me:
Three kicks to the head
Two broken ribs
And a broken arm in a cast sling!
On the fourth day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me:
Four emergency surgeries
Three kicks to the head
Two broken ribs
And a broken arm in a cast sling!
On the fifth day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me:
Five bullet wounds
Four emergency surgeries
Three kicks to the head
Two broken ribs
And a broken arm in a cast sling!
On the sixth day of Watchdogs, The Cloaker gave to me:
Six cuts-a-bleeding
Five bullet wounds
Four emergency surgeries
Three kicks to the head
Two broken ribs
And a broken arm in a cast sling!
I like to think Cloaker and Bulldozer are best buddies, kinda like a small and big dog dynamic where Cloaker is an actual menace and Bulldozer is a sweetheart when off duty. That being said I would love to see Bulldozer do one of these "behind the scenes" videos or whatever you want to call them...
Either way Merry Christmas to all, and to all and to all a great heist!
nah i like to think the bulldozer is just a frankenstein's monster of cops made in the lab. no way that dude is human lol
I always just headcanoned the two are dating.
I love the idea of the Bulldozer being a nice, normal dude until he suits up. Imagine all the other cops seeing him go from that to “MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER!!!”
@@MsMacintoshyooOooOOOO
@@MsMacintosh i feel like the cloaker is personally offended by this
I love how he sound so dissapoint of himself when he say "one of them got me and i passed out for blood lost"
Glad to see the Payday devs still have their comedic side in them. This and the 12 days of payday song are so good 👍
Truly a cloaker moment
WOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Well, the cloaker is the most honest out of the others. Because he says how he feels about it. A good way to vent off the stress.
Edit: HOLY SHIT, Thanks for the 180 likes 👍
I definitely feel like the Cloaker is unhinged to some degree considering that rant about kicking Dallas' ribs is kind of terrifying.
Anger management
who would have guessed!!
All of the special units are unhinged to some degree, except for the shield.
@@appsmasher7932 The shield is just delusional. Screaming "DO YOU UNDERSTAND BULLETPROOF?!" when you have a glass panel that's easy to destroy in the middle of your only method of defense is not very smart.
Considering disposable cameras make the payday 2 cloaker noise I have a theory that he records these.
You can say what you want about the current state of the game but they always delivered top notch content on Christmas.
what do you mean top notch content, there isn't any content. Lemon.
@@Morris_Minor 🍋?
this is content?@@Morris_Minor
@@Miofanon if a video is in-game content you're a real shill
@@Morris_Minor should've understood his statement kiddo.
God I love the creativity these guys have all these years later
"On Wolf, The unhinged" i think its gonna be the closest we can get to a description of wolf lmao and also merry chirstmas!
Y'know, he calls Wolf unhinged, but after that rant, I sort of think he's the one who needs the hug.
“On the first day of Christmas payday made to me…”
"On The 1st Day Christmas Payday gave to me:
This Broke Dick Piece of Shit Drill~."
I love that they still make Christmas videos! 😂
Thank you and merry Christmas to you all! 🎄🎅🎁
One of the only carols that i can listen to without getting annoyed
This year it truly feels special and magical because us console players aren't abandoned. Feels good
Exactly, now the entire community is feeling left out
@@havelthedeadinside1799On what?
Merry fucking Christmas to you too, Cloaker! 🎉
This is the best Christmas story i ever heard. Merry Heistmas, heisters.
SERIOUS SAM!??!?!?
@@TheBigH, uhh, ye?
Imagine all Heisters sitting together, giving each other Presents and Chains opens up a Drill....
Lol, would be fun to watch but at the same time poor chains. (Only payday 2 players will understand)
The Cloaker should be happy! He increased the amount PTSD I had from them in the previous game.
(And doesnt have an OBVIOUS weakpoint like the Tase- I mean Zapper)
Little Roboquest guy chilling on the fireplace
Truly, a Christmas story for the ages. Instant classic.
Love how this implies that at least a few cops have lived to be shot by the payday gang during at least 2 seperate heists.
I can’t with the cloaker 😭😭😭
man lost his shit near the end. Merry christmas payday+cloaker
i hope adding offline mode was on the payday gang’s wishlist
It's like those payday 2 sfm animations, fucking love it,
I think that cloaker needs a little therapy
Nah. Just give that cloaker some booze.
It's beautiful
Merry Christmas to the Cloaker, and Payday community or anyone who randomly stumbled across this
man now we need holidays heist for next year
A L4D2 style Versus gamemode would fit PD3 pretty well not going to lie.
Playing as cops in Payday would def make me buy the game.
They tried doing that. It was a mobile game that flopped a month after it came out.
@@r1g0r_m0rt1sPayday:crime war I believe it was called
Payday has the best advertisement
It’s the sequel to the first Payday Christmas carol we all waited for.
Love how the music is just a festive version of Rock the Cradle's distraction music
Yeah this is what i expected to happen if a cloaker made a chirstmas carol about his jobb.
Official payday memes are just on point. Merry fu***** christmas
Happy Holidays Heisters! 🎅🎄
I like to imagine every SWAT special unit you fight is the same person everytime and everytime they die, they just pass out from blood loss and after the heist is over they wake up angry
Yeah that’s gameplay logic, they just respawn 👍
Merry Christmas Overkill, though not the launch we wished for, 2024 will (hopefully) be better. Merry Christmas to all and to all, a good heist
A beautiful addition to the payday Christmas collection.
I use to love vids like this throughout payday 2, I'm so happy they're back
i missed pd so so fucking much but this reminded me the good old times so i hope they continue this vibe 😂
POV: Dallas thinks it’s Santa 🎅 but he gets close to him and realizes it’s the cloaker….
Cloaker: we’ll better luck next time
This is very cute. I love the first person shots of the cloaker during his beat down. Do more of them with the other enemies, it was so fucking cool!
UA-cam just HAD to recommend me this a day AFTER Christmas.
The Cloaker seems like a very nice person
epic christmas cover of the cuckatoo. thanks gustavo
"An assault was in progress" then came the network error
Cloackers suprisingly have a good voice to be a good story teller
holy crap is this a christmasified version of that distraction song from rock the cradle
Let's be honest you watched the video again after reading this.
Merry fucking Christmas, heisters!
“Mary F&$@king Christmas”
Don't worry, they left a c4 in a present under your Christmas tree
Yooooo, robo quest robot up on the little shelf! Love that game and cool to see these guys giving them a shout out!
I was hoping they'd say "On Chains, the pickle".
The messed up nightclub music christmas version is a nice touch
truely a christmas miracle
"How a person would dare a crime on Christmas Eve?"
Me who was about to launch PayDay: 🗿
Yet Wolf was the "unhinged."
Wow! That really caught me off guard 😂. Good shit!
If this doesn't make the PD3 cloaker more relevant than the PD2 cloaker now I don't know what will
The fact the jingle is the cockatoo
You know PAYDAY 3 is going to have the same legacy as PAYDAY 2 when they even make a new Christmas song. Sick Job! This actually gave me Christmas spirit! (I'm crying in whululu)
Sad whulu intensifies
There's no words to describe how hard you're coping
I love this.
Shortly after the Cloaker was called to work to stop another heist. Man, Cloakers must have lots of stories to tell.
Merry Christmas from the WULULULU man himself.
The cloaker definitely plays cod, I've heard those screams of anger before, but only when I do real good against the other team
The christmas rendition of the goofy dj music is a great touch
Man, i hope we get some basic ass quality of life features and server filters as a present!
Payday 3 is beyond saving lmao
nah its in swan song, like pd2 and ovk was once in the day
those faces outside the window freaked me tf out bruh
this is why i love payday
New Cloaker gives Homelander vibes
This was really well done. Congrats on a new Christmas classic
Merry Christmas payday gang, love ya
I love the last sentence: "Merry fuc##ng chrismas"
Just realised the backround song is the one found in the nightclub heist
Cant wait for santa to deliver me that payday 3
Certified Cloaker moment.
This was the greatest thing ever
This is really great you guys just what I needed to finish off Christmas Day.
merry christmas starbreeze, and cloarker ofc
thats why i wana be a Cloaker!
Chain: On the first day of Christmas payday gave to me A BROKEN PIECE OF SHIT DRILL
Even with the server state
the gang always makes some good tradition on quality christmas posts.
always bat*** funny.
Bro almost sounding like Gabriel from overkill
Christmas with Payday is always a good thing.
how wonderful🤗
This is an accurate Christmas cloaker
i love how dallas got kicked by a cloaker, in stealth...
Hope my list of F word for OVK when they said they will stop update the game now will not be used. Have a nice holiday, stay comfy, have good rest for all day and all night, and hope your game will not die❤
yooooo the little roboquest guy sat on the fireplace, very cute
Hoxton the singer had me dead 💀
I want the cloaker VA to narrate my life
No matter what you think of 3. Let us all appreciate that they still make good Christmas videos. Merry Christmas Overkill!
I bet he didn't even get close to touching any of them. He was probably just fantasising about what he would he would have done if he didn't get shot out of the air....
Merry fkn christmas cloaker and everyone else
Whoever voice the clocker he so sadistic