WHO'S READY FOR ARSTOTZKA [sovietpunk mashup]
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- Опубліковано 29 лис 2024
- I can't be the only one with this idea, but I'm the first to do it LMAO XD
Credits:
"The Arstotzkan anthem" by Lucas Pope
"Who's ready for tomorrow" by RAT BOY
alt-version:
• alternative version
instrumental-version:
• instrumental remix
“Papers, Choom.”
"No passport, Choom? Rot in the waiting line before you get kicked out."
lel
This got me good
"Papers? Night City so great, no need papers, right?"
Should've been pinned
"arasaka diplomats have to carry designated documents"
"you'll regret this choom"
YOU DARE MISPRONOUCE THE GREATEST COUNTRY!
I was definitely not expecting to see Hol Horse here🤣
He didnt, he was referring to stuff in cyberpunk@@Zech84
@@Zech84He doesnt mean arstotzka, arasaka is the evil conpany in cyberpunk if I remember correctly
@@Zech84 see the lot of you havent played both
**looks at hair**
"your height does not match your documents"
[DENIED]
lol XD
*citation: blah blah blah something about height idk*
Damn he's 185
@@dk1480tru
LMFAO
Arasaka so great, passport not required. Right?
Brother?
Lol
classic
[DETAIN]
Potato old guy lol
I’m telling you comrade, I am built differently
-David martinov
lol XD
thats so cursed XD
Edgegopniks: Давид Мартинов (David), Руслана (Rebbeca), Лиза (Lucy), Апельсин... (Kiwi), Сокол (Falco), Михаил (Maine) and last one is Дориана (Dorio)
@@ОлегБебранюховNo no, comrade, it's Cyberslav: BratvaRunner
*activates Krenikov*
Ah yes, David Martinovitch from the anime Cybergopnik: Krawędziobiegacze
Кибергопник лучшая игра
A Polish choom?
S’like findin a fuckin unicorn this side a UA-cam, glory to Arasak- I mean Arztotzka 🫡
👌
If Cyberpunk was set in a Communist dystopia instead of a Capitalist one.
lmao XD
From what I remember, Mike Pondsmith had somehow managed to turn the USSR into a Capitalist dystopia as well.
@@roadent217 Yep. From what I remember, the leader after Gorbachev, instead of dissolving the Soviet Union, instead just dropped any pretense of being actually Socialist or Communist, but of course, kept the dictatorship part. So, basically China, but they said the quiet part out loud.
@CABRALFAN27 I mean, there were still plenty of democratically elected people they had to shell out of their parliament.
Cyberpunk 1984
I don't know, maybe a happy story for my family?
Here in Arstotzka? Wrong people, wrong city
It's a mouthful. Actors would be annoyed just by pronouncing the name
East Grestin@iytdominotik
@@w花bWeakling mentality 🧠
say East Grestin instead
@@w花b how? Its pretty easy to pronounce
Remember: in the Cyberpunk universe, the Soviet Union never fell.
Well, this really distopy
Its also apparently a better place to live than in america lol
@@quan-uo5ws I could imagine, since the main reason why cyberpunk is a dystopia is because its corporate greed gone way to far. And since corporations and businesses and capitalism go hand in hand.
@@quan-uo5ws So you'd probably be better off moving there
Did you know that Cyberpunk's setting was made before the dissolution of the Soviet Union?
Ah, yes, extremely specific mash up, my favorite
Glory to Night City
Thank you! :)
hola frot xd
Que pasa fred, que sorpresa.
The man himself, Adam Sandler
@@guillermoalejandroramirezm4419 Ok, Adam Sandler as real ruler of Night City goes hard.
When you have to show your papers but it's Adam Smasher in person checking them.
lmaoo XD
Anton Smasherovich
Anime Adam Smasher or game Adam Smasher? I'm wondering how worried I should be
TTRPG Smasher@@Matti2ooo8
@@Gort54424oh lord
Listened to it while traveling in a shitty bus smelling of ethanol and piss to my work in a barely heated commie block in a middle of Eastern European winter, never felt so depressed. 10/10 truly a banger.
lmao i know that feeling too well bro
@@zloboslav_10í0😊😊
Jesus, Romania or Russia?
@@slippyfruit8538 Bulgaria, but it's all the same in most countries around here :)
@@slippyfruit8538 fucking lithuania bro
this is an insane combo and I love it
Thank you!
Yeah
Cyberpunk and Papers please are dystopian world
WE GETTING OUT OF NIGHT CITY TO ARSTOTZKA WITH THIS ONE!!🗣️🗣️
the soviet union is still around in cyberpunk universe lol
they won the 2nd corporate war
In 20XX they voted my city the worst place to live in Arstotzka. Main issues? Sky high rate of violence, and more people living below the poverty line than anywhere else. Can’t deny it - it’s all true... but everybody still wants to live here.
-В, Грестин наемник и чум
Not if you don't have the right papers, you won't. I have a decent aim with the tranq and I need that extra cash. Little Timmy is sick again.
Lol, Imagine fighting tooth and nail just to get out of Night City, just to end up in Arstotzka. ☠️☠️☠️
This is my favorite comment
can't believe the algorithm hasn't picked this up yet
me neither lmao XD you can help if you'd like to share it to people ;)
@@zloboslav_ hey guess what
It appears it did xd
You'll never guess what just happened
Thank god it did for me
“Night City is such great place no one need passport to enter!”
ngl i can imagine Jorji fitting into Cyberpunk’s world perfectly and being known as “that wholesome guy”
That one scav that likes to just hang out in Night City
this is like, an actual masterpiece there is no spot in the song that sounds out of place
thanks man :)
@@zloboslav_ I was wondering if you would be willing to make a version without the other parts of Arstotzkan anthem?
By that I mean just the 2 notes that play throughout the whole song minus all the extra flare that the anthem has.
I really like the parts of the song with just the 2 notes the beginning in particular.
if not , thank you for making this version since it is still amazing.
@@SlavicBoi I'll check if I keep the project files and if it's not too much effort, but I give no promises ;)
@@zloboslav_ lmao here's to hoping it's simple, and that you have it
@@SlavicBoi whoop whoop check it out - ua-cam.com/video/sa5kijfA3cc/v-deo.html
I can Imagine this is what an Scavenger listens to while walking the streets of Night City.
theyre russian right?
@@2hunnid689 If I remember correctly, they’re from Eastern Europe and Maybe Russia.
"Your implants? nonono choom. OUR implants, and our organs too while your cut open."
@@2hunnid689 most of them are outcasts from USSR if I remember correctly
"You took my Sandevistan"
"Its our Sandevistan"
“Who’s ready for tomorrow” now feels incomplete to me because of this
This mashup is amazing
Thank you! :)
Sameeee
Oh hey, I know you. I saw you on Doug Doug’s channel
I wanna hear more of the Arstotzka bass mixed into more songs, it goes so hard
That's a great idea. I can't think of another song that would fit so well now, but I'll keep it in mind. Thanks! :)
@@zloboslav_ 😂 I Really Want To Detain Your Passport, parodies of I Really Want To Stay At Your House
I was a teenage soviet with no worries in My mind but now im getting older My babushka is getting colder all thats fines🎤
lmaooooo omg XD
There's borscht all the time
when they traumacels say something so dismemberphobic that you gotta hit him with the level 100 organitskaya stare
what 😭
fr 😭@@illuminati955
Bros lost in the Night city talkin like them chooms😭
@@illuminati955 Organitskaya is the Soviet Mob of Cyberpunk
Added to the playlist instantly, this is way too good.
thanks! :)
GLORY TO ARASAKA
Strange amount of similarity. Maybe there's something they aren't telling us..
0:18 OUR bank account.
lmaoo XD
We are collectively bankrupt 😢
@@chester9585 Wealth equality as promised!
Communism for all of you, son!
Finding a song to mashup with this one to make it sound good is max level difficulty.
Banger thumbnail
Thanks! :) I only re-colored the original art, but I matched the color values like the game. :)
WE GETTIN THROUGH THE BORDER WITH THIS ONE!!! 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
🔫💂♂️🧱 🏍
Ahhh, beautiful city of Nightztotska! I no need passport for beautiful city yes?
Passport is required
WE GETTING ACCEPTED INTO ARISTOZKA WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
certified hood classic
God I love you for thinking of this idea inside your monkey brain
This SLAPS
Thank you! :)
Путешествовать под такое по зимнему Питеру просто прекрасно.
can u translate that to american
edit: the lack of people who understood this was a joke is disturbing
@@dbonechis American? I've never heard of this language
@@dbonechisputeshestvovat' pod takoye po zimnemu Saint-Petersburg prosto prekrasno
Питер дерьмо ебаное
@@pepsi_tvman of culture.
these edibles ain't shit
20 minutes later:
lmao XD
When mashup sounds like a remix, you know you struck gold
thank you! :)
Remember: in the Cyberpunk universe the Soviet Union still exists and it's a better place to live a peaceful life, since has free healthcare and actual security for the citizen, like stated by a female ripper-doc, who only moved to Night City because people by more cyberware in the America
Then you apparently didn't read the logs, because there is pretty much implied that the commie countries are 1984 type dystopias. Where "security" is more of an extreme surveillance and free health care comes with hidden tracking implants. The ripperdoc is an unreliable narrator. Probably the child of soviet nobility. Life in the udssr was pretty good, if daddy was the supreme chairman of soviet railways and transportation.
explain scavs
the ending part at 1:40 got really hype
Превосходно. Даже неожиданно, что оно так идеально сочитается
why so underrated??? So cool!
Thank you! It's because I'm a small channel, not enough people to share from. :)
This is actually really good, nice work
Thank you!
Nice georgian fella
Это прекрасно, не могу перестать слушать. Всё звучит максимально гармонично и ни в одном моменте не присутствует ощущения пустоты. А ведь мы могли и не увидеть этот шедевральный мэшап...
What's worrying is how hard this slaps and how feasible a cyberpunk future feels every passing day
Jorji's new haircut reset his age
lmao XD
HOW does this fit so well together
Magic! Lol :)
This goes hard AF, perfect song Combo
Thank you! :)
Man that's incredible mashup
Thanks! :)
one hell of a fucking crossover
I think you've just found the theme of the SoCal - NC border patrol.
"this is not a preem passport choomba"
yeah I've been listening this for more than a week now, very good, amazing combination
thanks! :)
We’re getting out of Night City and getting into Arstotzka with this one!!!🔥🔥🔥
This is genuine fire, outta control! Hope this blows up!
Thanks! I hope so too! :)
I was not expecting to see an overlap between these two franchise;, but, man, I’m glad someone had the bright idea to do so.
Thanks :)
i just realised that a cyberpunk themed extension of some sort to papers please would be amazing
HOW DOES THIS FITS SO WELL
WE ARE GETTING OUT OF ARSTOTZKA TO NIGHT CITY TO BE EVEN MORE DERANGED AND DEPRESSED WITH THIS ONE
Genuinely goes hard 10/10
Thank you!
This is such a weirdly niche crossover of my interests I love it
Thanks :)
Algorithm picked it up. Nice boppin'
Yeah, that's awesome! Thanks!
I'm sorry, but why does this slap so unbelievably hard?
Amazing, love it!
Thank you!
There's just no way this mashup exists and sounds so good.
"Whos ready for tommorrow" has been my "getting out of the house in the morning" track lately. With this god damned dark winter this is going to be a much better fit
Thanks! :)
Thank you youtube alogrithim, for this sweet treat. Sharing this with all my pals who definitely are loyal citizens, choom
thanks! :)
Sov Oil ost:
As a person raised by a family from the soviet union, this sounds like my parent's childhood songs honestly.
"my bank account is zero, zero, zero, oh no!"
HUNGRY
COLD
SICK
You are the only one with this idea.
lmao i like that XD
Only got around to watching the show last week, as soon as I heard the song I knew this existed.
Literally was thinking about this the first time i heard this song
i was expecting some shitty meme mashup but this is really well made, good job
Thank you! :)
honestly i love this song so much, i shared it to another guy and he liked it too
also nice anko uguisu pfp
Thank you and thank you again! :)
We making it out of Night City with this one!
this works to well
thanks :)
Need this on spotify for sure
Sorry, I can't, copyrights and stuff could get me in trouble there. :(
I can't believe it. you figured it out.
WE'RE TAKING REBECCA TO ARSTOTZKA WITH DIS ONE 😭🗣️🗿✨🔥‼️💯
i knew ever since i first saw the serise that tune was familier to me. You have realesed me from tourture
Happy to hear that, thanks! :)
We making it out of Grestin with this one lads
Omg I need this in my Spotify!
POV: you are tied up in the back of a white van about to be brought to a scav hideout (they promised pizza)
This exudes the feeling of "damn wasnt expecting this but i should have known"
We making it out of Soviet City with this one 🔥🔥🔥
I thank to the algorithm of UA-cam for sending me this video in my recommendations, fascinating
If russian 90s had a theme song
This was my top track for my UA-cam recap
Nice! :)
Glory to Night City.
i wish i could compliment this in a creative way but im stupid so all i have to say is that this slaps
thank you! :)
We getting kicked out of the academy with this one
lol XD
I heard the first couple of seconds and something I was missing all my life just came to me
Шедевр! Жалко что нету в спотифае
Hahahaha I did not expect this crossover :D
This unironically goes hard af. Cyberpunk Soviet Union be hittin iron
As soon as I saw the title I could hear it in my head, well done :)
Thank you! :)
Epic my guy
Thanks :)
I have no idea of how you could come up with such a random mashup, but omg I'm so grateful you did.
thanks :)
"Your documents don't match the standard"
"I guess I'm just special"
"Nobody is special in Arstotzka City. Denied."
I am so glad I wasn’t the only one thinking of this when I first heard of this song! Thank you!!!
Thanks! :)
@@zloboslav_thanks for thanking me :3
The good ending: They moved to the Soviet Union.
lmaoo XD