President Trump Tangles with Foreign Leaders: The Daily Show

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  • Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
  • Straining relationships with key U.S. allies, President Trump threatens to invade Mexico and hangs up on the prime minister of Australia after a heated phone call.
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  • @CLRaider
    @CLRaider 7 років тому +1272

    he got upset because he didn't get nap time? this is the same guy who question Hillary "stamina" WTF i'm done....I am so done.....

    • @ghostmobiil
      @ghostmobiil 7 років тому +37

      lol it's like college students barely get nap time and they still function alright.

    • @CLRaider
      @CLRaider 7 років тому +11

      i'm one of those people that get one hour of sleep and wake up fine. sure that's not healthy but I can't sleep for 5-8 hours. my body is not program that way.

    • @DirkAustin
      @DirkAustin 7 років тому +36

      He is also a illiterate who cant read or write apparently. I thought the US requires experience in politics for presidents but i guess i was wrong. Even i would make a better president...

    • @CLRaider
      @CLRaider 7 років тому +7

      @Sarah I thought so too. and if you decide to run, you got my vote. anyone is better than Donald. my dog can run this country better than Donald can.

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 7 років тому +23

      Well, his supporters actually _wanted_ someone not experienced in politics (drain the swamp). I don't get it - I wouldn't let a taxi driver perform a heart transplant (no insult to taxi drivers intended). I actually want someone who know at least a bit about the job he has to do.

  • @lookattheflowers969
    @lookattheflowers969 7 років тому +1118

    The queen is too good for trump. We don't want him here

    • @aydataha6564
      @aydataha6564 7 років тому +8

      Perdunn long live the queeeeeen!

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 7 років тому +29

      I have heard that technically if the queen killed trump...no one could convict her because it's her justice...
      ..is he sure he wants to meet her?
      We are sorry he is visiting. Maybe someday we'll figure out how to house train him before sending him to foreign nations, but ..apologies in the meantime!

    • @Sandirah
      @Sandirah 7 років тому +25

      Perdunn - the random dog shit I occasionally step on is too good for Trump

    • @mulgaretreat
      @mulgaretreat 7 років тому

      AmaranteStryfe that was a spoof article

    • @itscris1973
      @itscris1973 7 років тому +15

      Roland Deschain Actually, Britain's taxes go down by like 2% each year thanks to the Queen.

  • @awithers7
    @awithers7 7 років тому +972

    We are fucked. Oh my god, I can't believe this happened.
    The founding fathers are rolling in their graves.

    • @irishdivajeffries6668
      @irishdivajeffries6668 7 років тому +18

      Aaron Withers Honestly I would believe it if they came back from the dead to school that Orangutan!

    • @mopunkscene
      @mopunkscene 7 років тому +61

      Sir, please do not insult Orangutans! They are a highly inteligent species. Thank you.

    • @hf6885
      @hf6885 7 років тому +12

      Mopunkscene thanks you just made my day^^

    • @Argysh
      @Argysh 7 років тому +7

      attach an electric generator and it sounds like a possible renewable energy source

    • @scott2724
      @scott2724 7 років тому +8

      GladkyAndrey other leaders are being careful and diplomatic....Can you blame them?

  • @XboxTechJunky
    @XboxTechJunky 7 років тому +647

    He picked a fight with Australia..... how do you do that????? What next??? Canada?

    • @rising593
      @rising593 7 років тому +54

      Halo Evolved nope, next up: Antarctica

    • @TorianTammas
      @TorianTammas 7 років тому +43

      Halo Evolved - Next Trump will pick a fight with the Aliens who landed in Roswell.

    • @benjaminbaker85
      @benjaminbaker85 7 років тому +30

      Halo Evolved Apparently, yes. Two months later, but...yes.

    • @greenfingernaildirt356
      @greenfingernaildirt356 7 років тому +10

      Halo Evolved I bet he can find a way to start a War with antarctica

    • @chucku00
      @chucku00 6 років тому

      Word.

  • @patriciaa4451
    @patriciaa4451 7 років тому +758

    I've never been more glad to not be American.

    • @gina333
      @gina333 7 років тому +50

      Patricia A I was going to move to America, not anymore.

    • @bluespellmaster8592
      @bluespellmaster8592 7 років тому +25

      Patricia A a few years ago I would have said you're missing out

    • @DirkAustin
      @DirkAustin 7 років тому +13

      Sadly i have to agree. I wanna move there after Trumps regime is gone.

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono 7 років тому +3

      Trust me PAT we are too. I assure you.

    • @shannonodell4087
      @shannonodell4087 7 років тому +24

      I live in Texas so I'm surrounded by Trump supporters all the time😫 they follow him like a cult and will defend literally anything he does

  • @gamerN77
    @gamerN77 7 років тому +1915

    This show is slowly but surely becoming one of my absolute favourites. The jokes are impecibally well crafted and executed!

    • @blueblade6174
      @blueblade6174 7 років тому +26

      overTIMe the jokes are as clever as they are true.

    • @stoph6881
      @stoph6881 7 років тому +2

      what else do you watch that is good aswell ?

    • @ReachSkyla
      @ReachSkyla 7 років тому +34

      Trevor has nailed it since Stewart left. I'm so glad the daily show is still around-we need it.

    • @TheRN27
      @TheRN27 7 років тому +14

      Colbert, Trevor and Seth Meyers .... TOP 3

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono 7 років тому +3

      You do realize you're getting news and opinion from someone who is not even that great of a comedian? Joke stealing and I'm a black guy y'all.

  • @louisanna30
    @louisanna30 7 років тому +448

    Didn't Trump questioned Hillary's ability to work long hours and now he is using fatigue as an excuse!

    • @teresah.6696
      @teresah.6696 7 років тому +25

      louisanna30 ..... lol, EXACTLY, DT mentioned that a couple of times on the campaign trail and during the Debate, now look who needs his burp and a nap.

    • @sw-jy1hh
      @sw-jy1hh 7 років тому +9

      louisanna30 wow. You're right.

  • @feconway
    @feconway 7 років тому +2001

    Its hard being half American:
    - gets called a terrorist by americans
    - gets blamed for trump by foreign friends
    edit: wtf i wrote this in middle school just trying to be relatable, please stop liking this.

    • @saiyedzali9572
      @saiyedzali9572 7 років тому +3

      Safiyyah Conway rivonfl

    • @justinnunez1892
      @justinnunez1892 7 років тому +26

      Safiyyah Conway I understand that struggle

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 7 років тому +8

      That just sucks. :( Good luck!

    • @gwenbrooks7183
      @gwenbrooks7183 7 років тому +14

      They don't represent America. Please ignore them.

    • @najocheez
      @najocheez 7 років тому +6

      Safiyyah Conway tell me about it 😂😂

  • @atomicgiraffe250
    @atomicgiraffe250 7 років тому +3553

    Trump could probably find a way to start war with Antarctica

    • @borisklyukin3119
      @borisklyukin3119 7 років тому +49

      technically he could start a world war by nuking the plant seed bank in antarctica aka Svalbard Global Seed Vault.

    • @insanetxartist
      @insanetxartist 7 років тому +81

      Sssssshhhhh! Don't give him ideas! He'll think that giant iceberg about to break loose up there thanks to climate change is an aggressive attack by making the oceans rise! :-p

    • @atomicgiraffe250
      @atomicgiraffe250 7 років тому +58

      Svalbard is in Norway, not Antarctica.
      But he'll probably manage to piss off Norway nonetheless

    • @lemonhscott7667
      @lemonhscott7667 7 років тому +28

      AtomicGiraffe he already did by choosing an oil exec to head the EPA.

    • @oLawlieto
      @oLawlieto 7 років тому +8

      +Boris Klyukin Just so you know, Svalbard is in the Arctic region not Antarctica.
      Arctic = North Pole, Antarctica = South Pole.
      Arctic = Polarbears, Antarctica = Penguins.
      Learn some geography please..

  • @pforgottonsoul
    @pforgottonsoul 7 років тому +645

    sometimes it's not even the politics of trump that piss me off, it's that the man is incompetent as not only a president but as an adult human being.

    • @Yonnie2436
      @Yonnie2436 6 років тому +7

      patrick watkins I agree with you

    • @acenanu121
      @acenanu121 6 років тому +6

      WORD.

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 6 років тому +4

      patrick watkins yet the electoral college gave him the presidency to further their agenda of intolerance and arrogance

    • @duncanwalker7380
      @duncanwalker7380 5 років тому +1

      I guess that's why he owns a $100 million plane

    • @nitinkataria6030
      @nitinkataria6030 5 років тому

      But he is kicking ass and US is thriving in every damn sphere. Only black people and the Hispanics hate him. US belongs to the white people more than anybody else. The only issue with Trump is that he forgets to butter his words like all assholes like Obama the asshole or the two Bushs the Anti-Iraq but ex-Arab employees did. Trump is a great president. See where the dollar is right now if you understand what I mean.

  • @seanjokela
    @seanjokela 7 років тому +457

    It's a sad day when comedians use more logic than leaders. Ironically, it was the same day when leaders forgot what comedic timing is.

    • @MultiMolly21
      @MultiMolly21 5 років тому +2

      That's why there should be a national Jester among the Cabinet posts, no?

  • @marinaroseman4430
    @marinaroseman4430 7 років тому +336

    Noah's comment on US spring breakers bringing drugs, rapists, and "some great people" to Mexico is nothing short of brilliant.

    • @roberthsa9475
      @roberthsa9475 6 років тому +6

      and true by the way

    • @kdot7175
      @kdot7175 6 років тому +14

      I just got back from Cancun, Mexico and let me tell you, Trevor’s statement is 100% true

  • @crepperwlp
    @crepperwlp 7 років тому +459

    Can you guys, please, do something about your president?

    • @bluespellmaster8592
      @bluespellmaster8592 7 років тому +29

      Wlp Crepper the system prevents us from impeaching him unless he breaks a law which he has not yet done because he can influence the laws heavily.

    • @cji3516
      @cji3516 7 років тому +43

      I vote for a time out for toddler trump

    • @BusoRockin1000
      @BusoRockin1000 7 років тому +19

      Nope, he is home free for four years, because we thought that enforced term length was a good idea, and the only other way to get rid of Trump requires Republicans who are either afraid of him or agree with him to fight back.

    • @MisMediator
      @MisMediator 7 років тому +10

      Wlp Crepper sadly, white people will endure anything if they believe he'll make this country white again. sorry mates.

    • @crepperwlp
      @crepperwlp 7 років тому +16

      MisMediator C'mon. "white people"?
      I think the fault is of the stupid ones.

  • @BMoney8600
    @BMoney8600 7 років тому +37

    Why would we cut relations with Australia?! 😕

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 7 років тому +21

      Because Trump is an idiot?

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom 7 років тому +8

      BMoney8600 show trump crocodile Dundee again, he will love Australia again.

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 7 років тому

      BMoney8600 because Australia are useless

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 7 років тому +1

      _is_ useless. There's only one Australia, and please, don't confuse it with Austria.

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 7 років тому

      FriedrichHerschel sorry, my mistake. I wasn't thinking.

  • @lillbrand7844
    @lillbrand7844 7 років тому +39

    1250 refugees? So few? For a big country as the USA... 2015 we got almost 163 000 refugees, 39 000 in October. We barely had enough shelter for them and people opened their homes so they wouldn't have to sleep outside. I do not see why it is such a big problem for you to welcome 1250 refugees.

  • @supersaumon1631
    @supersaumon1631 7 років тому +431

    this Noah guy is the funniest late night host by far, better than his predecessor even. i don't laugh easily but every video of his cracks me up!

    • @supersaumon1631
      @supersaumon1631 7 років тому +19

      thanks for your input, it's obvious that you're so cool and edgy.

    • @TheReapr
      @TheReapr 7 років тому +22

      @Cupash
      It's not the funny that gets me watching them...it's their level of intelligence on political matters. In that regard I have always thought Stewart was top but Noah is definitely someone I consider to be in the same class as Stewart.

    • @kellyberesfordcole294
      @kellyberesfordcole294 7 років тому +2

      Super Saumon I knew I love this funny funny guy

    • @vyperspit
      @vyperspit 6 років тому +3

      With Trumpty Dumpty as president of the United States, we need as much humor as possible.

    • @weirdhails3802
      @weirdhails3802 6 років тому +2

      He is also a stand up comedian. You wanna be rendered a laughing barely breathing mess, you should check them out 😆

  • @karandex
    @karandex 7 років тому +621

    We Indians are just eating popcorn.

    • @youfoundisaac
      @youfoundisaac 7 років тому +17

      Karan Chaphekar Indian Indians, or Native American Indians?

    • @aydataha6564
      @aydataha6564 7 років тому +5

      Karan Chaphekar Karan... hahaha..... really... cheese or caramel?

    • @YaritzellDeLioncourt
      @YaritzellDeLioncourt 7 років тому +37

      as a mexican a can say, we're just eating tacos hahaha

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono 7 років тому

      HAHAHAHA You're waiting on line by the hundred thousand to get a job with Apple or Amazon. AMERICA KEEPS YOUR COUNTRY FLUSH IN CARDBOARD BECAUSE YOU DO NOT RECYCLE. I bet your popcorn is full of Leprosy.

    • @munkybiz6737
      @munkybiz6737 7 років тому +8

      Karan Chaphekar
      Yeah. As long as your PM Modi has his head way up Trump's orange flabby arse you have nothing to fear.

  • @kidcaper007
    @kidcaper007 7 років тому +139

    German time = super precious

  • @marcoseiler9132
    @marcoseiler9132 7 років тому +285

    I should be Top comment, because i am german so i invested german time in wrtiting this comment. What makes it extra valuable.

    • @squiffyclips1991
      @squiffyclips1991 4 роки тому +21

      @@RedButtonTV1 I am Swiss and I spent my precious time reading irrelevant comments. And now I even write one,.. damn it!

    • @dfvsmaster
      @dfvsmaster 4 роки тому +1

      Me too. I am german and I like this show!

  • @nisha.n3472
    @nisha.n3472 4 роки тому +24

    Bruh even I KNOW what the Geneva accords are and I’m 11.

    • @BrianKorth-nu7gw
      @BrianKorth-nu7gw 4 роки тому +2

      Do you realize that President Trump is a very bad example of an Americlean President?

  • @Nightsu
    @Nightsu 7 років тому +923

    Wait are people still defending Trump, just wondering?

    • @cji3516
      @cji3516 7 років тому +90

      well you know that it is a alternative fact that all true Americans love and still support trump

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 7 років тому

      Nvghts because he is our president!

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 7 років тому

      Well, sure. Every president gets a honeymoon period. This effect spares no one; not even Trump.

    • @ricechido1089
      @ricechido1089 7 років тому +2

      Because trump is that amazing. Even though he won't give us jobs. Still he is amazing

    • @lillililli1726
      @lillililli1726 7 років тому +12

      Spookwagen Are u so CV STUPID... now that he is "the President"doesn't give him the right to unsalted​ the world 😤

  • @pprophet
    @pprophet 7 років тому +64

    "Bad hambres down there"
    Bad hungers down there?

    • @GreekDudeYiannis
      @GreekDudeYiannis 7 років тому +28

      Bad hungers for some fajitas. He wants to invade Mexico for the food.

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 7 років тому +2

      +GreekDudeYiannis Well it'd certainly be an step up from american cuisine. If such a thing even exists.

    • @Dorian_sapiens
      @Dorian_sapiens 7 років тому +1

      *+Unshaved Malevolence* I gotta disagree with you there-at least with the insinuation that it doesn't exist. (Ones preferences are ones own prerogative!)

    • @obito101man5
      @obito101man5 7 років тому

      Exkaliber does trump want to end world hunger? actually thats a good idea

  • @marietaylor5174
    @marietaylor5174 7 років тому +130

    The world is laughing at the american so-called leader. And it is completely justified.

  • @jt5452ohio
    @jt5452ohio 7 років тому +20

    "........because he missed nap time!"
    Priceless!!!!!

  • @ablazewm4065
    @ablazewm4065 7 років тому +169

    I can't believe all this shit is going down after only like just over a week of Trump being president

    • @geezymoney3729
      @geezymoney3729 7 років тому +6

      ABlazeWM People bitched about Hillary and WW3 but I rather have someone who had experience and go to war than having a 70 year old man child and go to war. This is ridiculous.

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 7 років тому

      Gary Allen SO YOU WOULD FUCKING DIE THAN HAVE TRUMP. YOU LIBERALS ARE DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT...

    • @geezymoney3729
      @geezymoney3729 7 років тому +7

      Spookwagen You are fucking in denial. People voted for Trump because he didn't want war. Now him "putting Iran on notice." Him wanting to send troops to Mexico. And breaking ties with Australia is threatening. You Cuckservatives were desperate to have a dumbass as the president you got what you want now you're going to pay for it.

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 7 років тому

      Gary Allen if those things did start war, the countries would be wiped swiftly with the help of Russia.

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 7 років тому

      ***** your evidence? Putin has said himself in conferences that he will form relations with america and aid them.

  • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
    @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 7 років тому +181

    Why does everyone hate immigrants and refugees?

    • @MsGrapeNehi
      @MsGrapeNehi 7 років тому +47

      "Everyone" doesn't. Only white nationalists who are convinced that their race is the only one that deserves to live in their country.

    • @VRTheNiceGuys
      @VRTheNiceGuys 7 років тому +7

      That's racist. As if white people are the only people that hate immigrants and refugees. Because what? Black people cannot be racists ? This white people bashing has got to stop. Plenty of black people voted for Trump.

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому +2

      Ionlymadethistoleavecoments They're sexier than I am

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому +9

      Nice Guys Yeah, a whole less than 10% of eligible voters of that race

    • @insanetxartist
      @insanetxartist 7 років тому +24

      It's not even "their" country. Other people were living here well before the good ol' white boy network arrived. :-p

  • @Laney.R00
    @Laney.R00 7 років тому +47

    I knew he'd alienate our Allies... never thought it would be Australia of all countries. They're the most friendliest and calm people on the planet

    • @user-wickedflower
      @user-wickedflower 5 років тому +4

      Feathered Filly apart from us in kiwi land.....he upset our lovely PM Jacinda by the way

  • @thelightningash
    @thelightningash 5 років тому +30

    I would love to laugh at those people who took Obama for granted

  • @jeffghant4760
    @jeffghant4760 7 років тому +137

    This Trump show is getting better every week. I can't wait for the series finale. I hear someone's getting impeached but I don't want to spoil it.

    • @Mayurbhedru
      @Mayurbhedru 7 років тому

      jeff ghant or may be bombed

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw 7 років тому

      jeff ghant More like a race will be extinct.

    • @Argysh
      @Argysh 7 років тому

      @Mayur Bhedru, thankfully it's an AAA production. With that budget, we can get both!

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 7 років тому +14

      NO NO NO NO STOP no spoilers dammit

  • @LisaMichele
    @LisaMichele 7 років тому +154

    Noah, Samantha, Steven, Seth & Alec are getting me through this!!

    • @BBS906
      @BBS906 7 років тому

      LA Fresh Life dafuq

    • @iyantz8681
      @iyantz8681 7 років тому

      I knew the rest but, who is Alec?

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому +2

      Prepare yourself next Saturday...

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 7 років тому +4

      LA Fresh Life seth has literally stepped up his game n Im so enjoying him. I so hope he could bring Stefon as his political correspondent that would be so gold!!

    • @iBelieveEverythingiSeeOnYoutub
      @iBelieveEverythingiSeeOnYoutub 7 років тому

      who's Alec??

  • @TheWillOffD
    @TheWillOffD 7 років тому +53

    We tried warning you people but you were mad over a couple emails

    • @prmr619
      @prmr619 5 років тому +3

      Can we stop acting like the emails aren't a big issue. This whole election was Hillary's fault. If you read the emails you know that Hillary and news outlets pushed to have trump given more air time because they thought trump was the easiest to beat. On top of that the DNC which was under the control of hillary cheated Bernie out of a primary victory. The DNC chose someone that gets booed when she takes the stage over the person that gets a 5 min standing ovation. They handed trump the victory.

  • @molexer8756
    @molexer8756 7 років тому +7

    I love you shows. Humor is great! I want to thank my service men and women who, in this political turmoil, stand strong, brave, and loyal.

  • @Rileykard
    @Rileykard 7 років тому +234

    It's amazing when "Fallout" looks more like the future than just a videogame.

    • @iyantz8681
      @iyantz8681 7 років тому +7

      Is it bad if I Laughing at your comment?
      I hope its not true though... I haven't registered me and my family to the vault nearby

    • @williamcostigan91
      @williamcostigan91 7 років тому +11

      Iyant Z the damn Ghouls and Super Mutants coming into NCR land. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists; and some I assume are good people.

    • @spencerzumwalt8957
      @spencerzumwalt8957 7 років тому +2

      Riley Kard For real. I had to play some last night to prepare myself for what the world might be like soon.

    • @williamcostigan91
      @williamcostigan91 7 років тому +12

      On the plus side, we definitely will have a lucrative career making mentats... God knows there will be plenty of customers in need of a intelligence boost.

    • @ibinrogers6763
      @ibinrogers6763 7 років тому +4

      William Costigan + Shots Fired!

  • @Synonymous277
    @Synonymous277 7 років тому +33

    Trump throwing a reporter out of a presidential press conference for being foreign and then a Trump Aid telling the reporter to get out of his country is disgusting.

    • @IndengiousGoth
      @IndengiousGoth 7 років тому +15

      Carl Cremona Yep it was inhumane. Don't worry soon Trump, his administration and his followers are going to get their comeuppance .

  • @captainamerica3172
    @captainamerica3172 4 роки тому +3

    I am embarrassed for America

  • @neverjudge3279
    @neverjudge3279 7 років тому +62

    I swear Trump makes Bush look smart.

  • @shadowdemon1375
    @shadowdemon1375 7 років тому +348

    "He was a little fatigued."
    Aww, was the president all tired out because he is actually having to do work and potentially just caused one of our allies trouble? Tough shit, Oompa Loompa. Don't fuck up our relations with allies because you needed your hourly nap.

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 7 років тому +17

      We did try to warn him that being the president was a lot of work didn't we?

    • @MissAfricanAmerican99
      @MissAfricanAmerican99 7 років тому +5

      AmaranteStryfe He didn't listen...

    • @cji3516
      @cji3516 7 років тому +23

      the irony - the man for the working-class people ...... in his first job

    • @eddielorentz8019
      @eddielorentz8019 7 років тому +9

      shadowdemon1375 "Tough Shit Oompa Loompa" LOL I will have to start saying that.

    • @queenofthorns6746
      @queenofthorns6746 7 років тому +19

      Trump doesn't like the fact that he has to actually work.

  • @ethanparada6327
    @ethanparada6327 7 років тому +35

    this is a nightmare how have we fallen so deep into his world.

    • @williamgibson3862
      @williamgibson3862 7 років тому +3

      Ethan Parada. The stupid people voted for him thinking he was thier saver

    • @ethanparada6327
      @ethanparada6327 7 років тому +3

      William I'm with you in that to me he was already a tyrant like Mussolini. I feel very afraid with what will happen now.

  • @coffeesloth5385
    @coffeesloth5385 7 років тому +43

    I didn't like Trevor Noah at first, but I've really grown to like him.

  • @rising593
    @rising593 7 років тому +74

    When Angela Merkel has to school Trump on how to be a president....

  • @LakerTriangle
    @LakerTriangle 7 років тому +86

    At 2:14 ...Bruh! Way to bring that back around.

    • @RandyRhoadsRules3
      @RandyRhoadsRules3 7 років тому +27

      RdyPlyOne that was amazing. Trevor Noah is the man.

    • @isorokudono
      @isorokudono 7 років тому

      Trevor wont be here when his visa is gone. ;)

    • @itscris1973
      @itscris1973 7 років тому

      Roland Deschain What makes you think he wants to be there? He's already a successful comedian, he could give the show to someone else and nothing would change.

    • @BillM1960
      @BillM1960 7 років тому +1

      Roland Deschain I hope not, he ruined the Daily Show. Unfunny.

  • @azofeclipse
    @azofeclipse 7 років тому +61

    ...Did Trump ever grow up?

    • @IndengiousGoth
      @IndengiousGoth 7 років тому +12

      Elisha E I don't think he ever matured past 12 years old.

    • @insanetxartist
      @insanetxartist 7 років тому +13

      12? I'd say 3 at best. He has tantrums like a 3 year old. I expect any time to have the phrase "big meanies" show up in one of his tweets. LOL

    • @Quantumwolf45
      @Quantumwolf45 7 років тому

      @Elisha E) What AragonKillswitch said.

    • @700Penguin
      @700Penguin 7 років тому +6

      He never needed to because of his family fortune.

    • @donaldderp1602
      @donaldderp1602 7 років тому

      He has one of the cleanest arseholes in the West, it's the sheeple who protect these privileged lunatics, you love corporate capitalism.

  • @ellenspear7368
    @ellenspear7368 7 років тому +6

    Hearts, Trevor. Keep making us laugh, saving us from potential heart attacks.

  • @nadimmiakhil
    @nadimmiakhil 7 років тому +24

    Man this show is awesome!
    Greetings from germany.
    #WeFeelWithYou / subed.

  • @Theomurray9
    @Theomurray9 7 років тому +37

    It's been 2 weeks 🙄 .......it feels like forever

    • @Theomurray9
      @Theomurray9 7 років тому +14

      In France his been in the news every day it's getting annoying

  • @Iam2flycam
    @Iam2flycam 7 років тому +10

    NODAPL, Free the falsely arrested Water protectors!!

  • @variansloth
    @variansloth 7 років тому +32

    And somehow people still think this was the lesser of the two evils. We'll be in some kind of war, whether it's a world one or civil one, at this rate.

  • @Lugmillord
    @Lugmillord 7 років тому +8

    Yep, German time requires 90 seconds per minute. I remember my math teacher from 11th grade who somehow managed to stuff 120 minutes of material into a 45 minute lesson.

  • @metoo5908
    @metoo5908 7 років тому +136

    Man. This is cool.
    I have a suggestion. Give Trump a mirror and see if he picks a fight with the person inside that mirror, like my cat did last week!

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw 7 років тому +10

      Me Too Nah, that's the only person he cares about.

    • @metoo5908
      @metoo5908 7 років тому +3

      The Arceus Nova.
      You are 100% correct.😃😃😃

    • @spookwagen2079
      @spookwagen2079 7 років тому +1

      The Arceus Nova that's true, he represents america, and he cares for America

    • @Nova-uq9nw
      @Nova-uq9nw 7 років тому +3

      Spookwagen Funny joke there pal. What I meant was, the only person Rump cares about is himself.

    • @steh8831
      @steh8831 7 років тому +2

      The Arceus Nova - true. I don't think that spookwagon is aware (of much of anything) that one of Trump's major character flaws is narcissism.

  • @subswithNovideos-ey9fx
    @subswithNovideos-ey9fx 7 років тому +20

    Trump saying bad hombres has to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard haha

  • @aaabbasi97
    @aaabbasi97 4 роки тому +4

    this video is still relevant today

  • @outlawJosieFox
    @outlawJosieFox 7 років тому +11

    If Trump comes to the UK we will all be there. I haven't been out on any kind of demo for years but my pals and I are already planning on a day out for a nice day long peaceful protest. We know that he is desperate for approval and we can't wait to show him how very much we disapprove. Should be great fun - bring it on Donald!!

  • @skippykipper101
    @skippykipper101 7 років тому +67

    Is no one gonna call out him continuing to use "hambre" (hunger) instead of "hombre" (man)? It's such an easy joke and no one goes for it

    • @syanide27
      @syanide27 7 років тому

      skippykipper101 lol yeah

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 7 років тому +19

      No we aren't. We're just going to laugh quietly and let him keep doing it.
      Like when I was driving a school bus and someone thought he was insulting someone in spanish..calling them pencil sharpener. I told our kids that spoke spanish to never tell him what he was really saying. Let them make fools of themselves.

    • @cidevant002
      @cidevant002 7 років тому

      ,

    • @errorloadinginformation5429
      @errorloadinginformation5429 7 років тому +2

      skippykipper101 well I've lost every shred of human decency because I read harambe the first few times lol.

  • @Nana-jl3en
    @Nana-jl3en 7 років тому +8

    I'm Colombian and this is worrisome, we have pretty strong relations with the US, we are even on military support in case on war, but, we are sister nations with Mexico and this kind of behavior on the government's behalf is reprehensible to say the least. Those threats put most Latin America in a very difficult position

  • @Joostmhw
    @Joostmhw 4 роки тому +5

    "The gray cordi" best name ever I'm dying xD

    • @user-jy3zl2vp4b
      @user-jy3zl2vp4b 3 роки тому

      Hum...it's grey Corgi (breed of dog preferred by the queen)

  • @julieelcock8477
    @julieelcock8477 7 років тому +1

    It will be an insult and embarrassment for the Queen. He shouldn't be allowed in the UK. We don't want him here!

  • @likedmyowncomment3547
    @likedmyowncomment3547 7 років тому +5

    Thank God I only live a mile from Canada.

  • @aminaghemri5849
    @aminaghemri5849 7 років тому +13

    I just love this show

  • @muhammadfariz62
    @muhammadfariz62 7 років тому +17

    Hey, Trevor! Your Trump's imitating is very good. I like it!

  • @PlaybyRaine
    @PlaybyRaine 7 років тому +4

    I WISH I was this eloquent and freaking great at delivering the point. He says the most scandalous and aggressive things but he still maintains that professional persons/ spotless image AKA can't see him as vulgar or sleazy. Amazing.

  • @tishardnatthaniel8047
    @tishardnatthaniel8047 7 років тому +3

    the more you see it the more you don't believe it

  • @okami5747
    @okami5747 7 років тому +59

    Hillary: if you vote for me I will make sure no one get cold.(lie) Trump: I WILL FCKING CURE CANCER!!!DAY ONE CURE CANCER!! Trump supporters be like: damn son this guy can cure cancer, vote for him! Trump now: IF YOU ALL ARE DEAD THEN CANCER IS CURED!

    • @NathanWubs
      @NathanWubs 7 років тому +7

      Hillary lying and being crooked it way overblown and filled with false news ontop of false news on drama on purpose to begin with. Remember the fbi found nothing, after on purpose starting an investigation 11 days before the election. then again that shipment of america hats had maybe something to do with it.

    • @okami5747
      @okami5747 7 років тому +15

      The thing I don't understand is why people saying Hillary is a liar, it is true that all politicians lies, but to me Trump is giving false hope, and that is not politician level liar, that's a cult level liar.

    • @josuecito8018
      @josuecito8018 7 років тому

      Zhenyi Zhu what the fuck? Did you even read what you wrote? Or you just put all together in the translator?

    • @wenpatxczcvzcsfc
      @wenpatxczcvzcsfc 7 років тому +2

      there is a double standard for trump

    • @jimmymcnulty9189
      @jimmymcnulty9189 7 років тому +1

      Zhenyi Zhu well if bernei sanders won this would not hv happened. Plus how shit do have to be to lose to a pussy grabbing war monger? this shows how shit hillary was, if u have a bad image do something to fucking correct it, what did she do? brand trump supporters as racists, homophobic, islamaphobic etc etc etc. You don't do that fuck's sake. Blame the trump supporters why? cause its easy to do so. Trump supporters, most of them were conservatives, so it was like team support for them, Some were those who hated liberals so they were like fk them, some thought non political background and money will not let this guy be a puppet so its a good decision. Some thought that this guy is stupid he can't do damage he is just a guy with nuke buttons that's all plus he is a businessman might do something good.

  • @pamrjohnson2493
    @pamrjohnson2493 4 роки тому +3

    STOP TRUMP. PLEASE GO AWAY.

  • @RonWick010
    @RonWick010 7 років тому

    oh no! how could anybody ever see this coming?!?

  • @lisaalex8529
    @lisaalex8529 7 років тому +8

    Hey Trevor,
    I love to spend my "German time" watching your show :P
    Greetings from Germany :)

  • @allybaket9807
    @allybaket9807 7 років тому +37

    Obama
    The glass was full
    Election
    The glass was half full
    Trump
    The glass is empty
    Soon there will not even be a glass

    • @UntamedDragon02
      @UntamedDragon02 7 років тому +19

      Ally Baket more like Trump: The glass is full of piss.

    • @Psychofuechschen
      @Psychofuechschen 7 років тому +13

      the glass is full of "alternative facts"

    • @Garother
      @Garother 7 років тому +1

      The glass is FAKE, not even a real glass. Important people, very important people said that. We bring a new great glass and we make the Mexicans pay for it.

    • @mdouse84
      @mdouse84 7 років тому

      haha that's good.

  • @snotix2431
    @snotix2431 7 років тому

    Gracias

  • @paulws81paulws81
    @paulws81paulws81 7 років тому +8

    thumbs up for the WoW reference, and other obvious reasons.

  • @Hyplexity
    @Hyplexity 7 років тому +76

    Ok I'm early. Hope everyone has a great day!

    • @willd6231
      @willd6231 7 років тому +11

      You know what, punk? I hope you have a good day.

    • @jumanahsalama394
      @jumanahsalama394 7 років тому +3

      Hyplexity and you too! ❤🍨

    • @chill3n456
      @chill3n456 7 років тому +2

      Hyplexity don't tell me what to do

    • @nickmojo3697
      @nickmojo3697 7 років тому +2

      Thanks!!

    • @nickmojo3697
      @nickmojo3697 7 років тому +2

      Same to you

  • @historynerd1925
    @historynerd1925 4 роки тому +14

    Before you know it, he'll start wars with other planets claiming there are aliens who are illegal immigrants plotting to get into the U.S.

  • @octoberboiy
    @octoberboiy 7 років тому +4

    Oh come on... why Australia? Don't piss off one of our most dependable allies.

  • @bananatube6004
    @bananatube6004 7 років тому +7

    This feels like a bad dream. Everything about Trump, pardon the pun, is bananas.

  • @neena96leevina
    @neena96leevina 7 років тому +4

    JUST When You Think He Can't Make Shit Worse He Actually Does Make It Worse.

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom 7 років тому +1

      NEENA LEEVINA hold on tight i think he just said 'here, totally hold my non alcoholic beer... '

  • @amay2146
    @amay2146 7 років тому

    bedankt

  • @yepistole7419
    @yepistole7419 7 років тому

    thanks, good

  • @kpmare
    @kpmare 7 років тому +3

    Hey Trevor! Please cover the peaceful protests for justice in Romania and post the segment on UA-cam. We need all the help we can get!

  • @giantdad8892
    @giantdad8892 7 років тому +3

    Bye USA, you had a respectable and glorious run.

  • @abbygaye6094
    @abbygaye6094 7 років тому +4

    Can someone please get a leash for this man. One does not go around ruining relations without suffering serious consequences.

  • @charlieni645
    @charlieni645 7 років тому +6

    5:39 Am I the only one constantly gets distracted by Trump's hand gestures in that corner?

  • @MisteRRYouTuby
    @MisteRRYouTuby 7 років тому +6

    6:35 "[...] then maybe it's time for you to ask the question: IS Trump REALLY going to make America First, or is he just going to make America *ALONE?*" ~Trevor Noah 02.03.16

  • @onigirikatze
    @onigirikatze 7 років тому +4

    i love this show, it`s the best hybrid of news and satire, well done, i also liked this „swiss time, german time, hammer time“ and i am german.

  • @mdlsvensson
    @mdlsvensson 7 років тому +48

    The greatest thing about this is that Liberals and Conservatives, to equal extent, created this monster. Cheers from Sweden!

    • @metafiction26
      @metafiction26 7 років тому +12

      Please...help me move to Sweden. The irony of it is, with how many countries Trump is going to fuck up relations with, I feel like Americans will actually need to seek refuge somewhere else--and no one will take us. It would only be fair.

    • @charlotte946
      @charlotte946 7 років тому +1

      metafiction26 u are so right. we would be afraid u start another trump movement

    • @davidskobe2662
      @davidskobe2662 7 років тому

      metafiction26 well tbf sweden is not that good either

    • @pontuslundgren2038
      @pontuslundgren2038 7 років тому +4

      How so Mr.Skobe?
      Imgur pictures with false statements about "Swedistan"? lmao
      Ironic how anyone that trashtalks Sweden is either foreign or an alt right voter.

    • @davidskobe2662
      @davidskobe2662 7 років тому

      Pontus Lundgren well I'm swedish myself

  • @fuadalqahtani8310
    @fuadalqahtani8310 7 років тому

    Alone good point

  • @Enceladeans
    @Enceladeans 7 років тому +26

    We should have voted for Hillary.

    • @NathanWubs
      @NathanWubs 7 років тому +17

      most people did, he only won because of the electoral college with old fuddy duddy white people. A system that is so asinine backwards, that it gives way to much power to a small pool of people. (they are not obligated to even follow voting results, and more than once they have changed the electoral map so that their lobbied candidate can win.)

    • @CNWhatImSaiyan
      @CNWhatImSaiyan 7 років тому +1

      *WE. DID.*

    • @aprilyear2011
      @aprilyear2011 7 років тому +1

      They're kind of the same. Pay-to-play positions for donors, connections to the most corrupt. America is clearly moving towards numbered days. Hopefully we get someone worth half a shit next election

  • @kaspervisionz
    @kaspervisionz 7 років тому +3

    Every time I see something on Trump, I remember that Bane line from that Batman movie "Now is not the time for fear.... That comes later"

  • @pigcollege1641
    @pigcollege1641 7 років тому

    Thank goodness you are making light of a very dark situation. It is the only way I can deal with all of these emotions.

  • @m.amadeo3434
    @m.amadeo3434 3 роки тому +1

    I don`t get what`s wrong with being grumpy when tired though..

  • @samuelokoh5412
    @samuelokoh5412 7 років тому +13

    Why's trump acting like a little kid in a playground. On the bright side kinda makes me feel I can be anything if that joke of a man can be President of the US

    • @Alex-eb1ob
      @Alex-eb1ob 7 років тому +4

      Anarchy_ Tect It's decided. I'm going to become a lobster.

    • @TorianTammas
      @TorianTammas 7 років тому +1

      Anarchy_Tect Trump is a narcissistic, everyone have to praise him, everyone have to see how great he is. Everyone who says he is great can manipulate him in any way they want to.

  • @zhonghanchen5994
    @zhonghanchen5994 7 років тому +8

    Trump really lost his fucking mind.......... I'm just waiting on the days till his impeachment

    • @KAXSH
      @KAXSH 7 років тому +5

      Not impeachment, resignation. He will quit the job, mark my words.
      Besides it will much more humiliating if he does. lol

  • @-nobody2737
    @-nobody2737 7 років тому +2

    As a German citizen I have to admit that our time is not as precious as everybody says it is.
    But the joke is still great!

  • @Lavezzi19255
    @Lavezzi19255 7 років тому

    thanks bro

  • @sammyy9223
    @sammyy9223 7 років тому +405

    Eh, since it gets Trump supporters so mad ... #notmypresident
    (Be warned: I will NOT respond to all your stupid comments. I will merely sit back and laugh lololol) #notdowntoyourlevel

    • @keenanfiedler6491
      @keenanfiedler6491 7 років тому +51

      That moment when no one replies

    • @Helpmereachfollowersonmyfacebo
      @Helpmereachfollowersonmyfacebo 7 років тому +24

      the journey is long #notmypresident

    • @lynnmartz8739
      @lynnmartz8739 7 років тому +11

      Unfortunately, he is our President. Because half the electorate sat it out. He will test the Constitution, but I have faith that what the Founding Fathers hammered out in Philadelphia in the summer of 1787 will stand up to him. Now, if only he doesn't cause any real damage before the checks and balances rein him in...

    • @madinina90504
      @madinina90504 7 років тому

      Lynn Martz n

    • @vladimarputin4539
      @vladimarputin4539 7 років тому +3

      Suicide is...
      *BADASS*

  • @motley5371
    @motley5371 7 років тому +4

    America's kids - Alaska and Puerto Rico - are going to ask about what America's most embarrassing moment was.

  • @letrat7021
    @letrat7021 7 років тому +1

    "I've been to the outback steakhouse not impressed..." lmao XD

  • @jahjoeka
    @jahjoeka 7 років тому

    this is only the beginning people. WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!😱😱

  • @rumpelpumpel7687
    @rumpelpumpel7687 5 років тому +3

    German time... extra precious
    Swiss time - german time - HAMMER TIME 😂

  • @bertemm9130
    @bertemm9130 4 роки тому +3

    Let it me say from Germany Trevor - you made UA-cam great again

  • @Andybiotics
    @Andybiotics 6 років тому +1

    "No worries" is us kiwi's catch phase! lol

  • @blmetal65
    @blmetal65 7 років тому

    The grey 'Corgi"..LOL. Good one.

  • @Noor-ts5bh
    @Noor-ts5bh 7 років тому +6

    leave poor australia alone we were perfectly fine away from the rest of the world