Bishop Booty Bandit JMMI & KOGGC “Apostle” David E. Taylor Delivers Epic Rant About End Times.
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
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Here is another epic rant about the end times as prophesied by the so called “Apostle” David E. Taylor
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It's CAPN' CRUNCH!
Lmao
The KFC SUIT BELL BOTTOMS COLONEL SANDERS
Captain buffet
The only thing David has ever killed is every single extra large fast food combo meal served throughout the nation
That’s right you said it supersized with a barrel of white Big Mac sauce.
Pure comedy, we will miss David when he's in jail.
😂😂😂
Like a massive tooth ache 😅
@@DJThijzzzz like UFC ground and pound non-stop
David E Failure
Booty Bandit sung to "Boogie Fever"...should be a top ten hit at the Residential Center
Booty Bandit
Got to boogie down
Booty Bandit
I think it's going around
I took my baby to the drive-in show
She turned the speaker down
And then she turned on the radio
I watched a silent movie, diggin' funky sound
She's saw the Booty Bandit
She likes to boogie down
Booty Bandit
I think it's going around
I took my baby to the fake college (fake college)
To get a bite to eat, na-na, hey
I put some money in the jukebox for her
You know she ate her pizza finally at midnight
She's got the booty bandit
She likes to boogie down
Ah-ah-ah, she's got the booty bandit
I think it's going around
we did the bump & hump at the fake college
Yes, we did, yes, we did, yes, we did, yeah (yeah)
(She kept it going strong) doin' the bump, bump, bump
Doin' the bump, bump, bump, yeah (yeah)
I called Joseph on the telephone (Joseph, Joseph)
Said joseph, Joseph, please, I, I, I
I got this feeling rockin' and a-reelin' cause I got the Apostle in me
What can it be? Is it some new disease?
They call him the Booty Bandit
You've got to give away your money, money, money
Ah-ah-ah, get on down in the residential center
Booty bandit
I think it's going around.
Fever, fever, fever
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
I claimed to warn the city bout 9/11
Yes, he did, yes, he did, yes, he did (yeah)
(We kept it going strong) doin' the bump, bump, bump
But nobody listened, so he drove back to Carolina, where he bumped all night, hey it's not right
(Booty bandit, baby)
Boogie down, now get on down, now get on down
Booty bandit (bo-bo-bo-bo-Booty bandit)
I think it's going around, and around, and around
I say, I (I got the Booty bandit)
And I said, you (you got the Booty bandit)
I said, she's (she's got some Booty bandit)
Everybody's at the hotel got the Booty bandit
Booty bandit
Booty down
Just get on down, just get on down
Booty bandit (bo-bo-bo-bo-booty bandit...)
Ranting only about everyone
Give me your money 👿🤮
You saw 911 no you saw 711 store with a bucket of chicken sign
Once you know, you can't unknow
Not trying to be gross but could the need for maxi pads be due to um…..too much of using the exit as an entrance? Serious question.
How can he speak on homosexuality, when he robbed people??? Such a double standard! One sin is not greater than the other speaker. Cause you’re definitely not a prophet!
The suits the scarf 🧣 pure booty bandit
The crocodile 🐊 tears 😭 of dried 💩
David is so pressicuted 😂
Especially by carcasians
He’s talkin about BASS in your voice yet… he has close to ZERO during his deposition ! PINGO!
Pure guilt and scared
Methinks he doth protest too much.
“Put some bass in your voice” says the mumbling, whispering, lip chewing guy
He’s a coward
He says “put some bass in your voice, I know you didn’t come out the womb like that. “
If I hear a baby with bass in his voice I’m throwing holy water on it
@@leadtrackere1476 there’s no base in that box of fruit loops
Those pants 😂😂😂
The bumming non-stop
No Bible gospel.....blinded by the fables, love balming
You don’t need God appearing to you in the flesh to turn, ask the millions of actual Christians who Christ changed without this nonsense.
So he’s smart enough not to make another fake prediction like the Super Bowl one. That’s why he doesn’t make Presidential predictions
Lots of love balming where this ends...an lies too...lots of lies coming up the road.... sow lies, reap lies
Coming from a man that were maxspads😂
Give it a rest David…
You look and sound ridiculous
We have to remember that DET is the Moses of our generation...we must bow down and do everything he says...uhhhh...right.
Bow down how about a sit down 🚽 flush it’s in the pipeline directly to the flooded hotel.
The infamous 'Captain Crunch' suit. If I even paid $500 for a suit, I would be irate if it fit this terribly. He looks a bit hunchback and his turtle head poking out. Is he like 5'6" 300#?
Hunchback storage of no name hotdogs
He called them roaches in Korea
Get your safety glasses on those buttons are almost ready to evacuate.
Why is he dressed like The Good Humour Man?
The glad garbage bag man
Captain Crunch prophecy . Don't get much better.
My friend that works at that sleazy motel posted pictures last week where David paid for them to go out to dinner and a movie.
@@reneewilliams1747 we’ve been saying this place is trash. It won’t be long until she realises what’s actually taking place there.
@@FullFrontalInvestigations Oh I forgot ..He paid for them to ride in a stretch limo 🙄
The Mercedes limousine
The fake crowd is crazy😂. That’s probably another reason why he’s been in shutaway. No one will show up
💩away hiding it’s another rerun that Colonel Sanders white suit wouldn’t fit one of his legs, the whole suit
He says all the time he’s not a fake because he might do something wrong but he never admits something is wrong. Except his enemies. The Korea trip was a joke.
He said to the people in Korea stop jumping around like a bunch of roaches and insects. Like wow that’s like the bottomless right from the 👿. Then that lady holding her sick child 💩breath blew on her. The 🐗 said what are you doing your supposed to receive it. His breath probably smelled like one of his dirty maxi pads.
You think this guys bad, you wanna see Alphh Lukau, even old paula white has been to see that psycho.
If only we would have known when we went there........
The deposition is the answer to everything
David E.Taylor is wearing his Captain Crunch uniform in this sermon .l, I bet you he can't fit in it now
Surely he leads a fasted life 😂
Konkubines in Korea?
Exploiter
Another failed prophesy from David!!
Gullybubbies